How to be Jordan Schlansky - never look someone in the eyes, just stare from time to time intensivly at them! - never answer a question in direct way - stop changing the tone of your voice while speaking - master just a few postures, which alternate through - watch every documentary ever made (as useless as they may seem) - do all kinds of exagerated health routines - lose your soul
@@tezatmezat Jordan farklı bir biber çeşidi istedi ve getiren adama fazla sarıldığı için conanın yaptığı espri: Biber için mi mutlusun yoksa onu gördüğünden mi?
How to be Jordan Schlansky - never look someone in the eyes, just stare from time to time intensivly at them! - never answer a question in direct way - stop changing the tone of your voice while speaking - master just a few postures, which alternate through - watch every documentary ever made (as useless as they may seem) - do all kinds of exagerated health routines - lose your soul
I actually worked with a guy very similar to Jordan Schlansky... People like this DO in fact exist (they still have their human moments though, even if they're rare)
Maybe he's just socially awkward, easily intimidated, shy in front of a camera, not everything is a conspiracy worthy of your pathetic back seat diagnosis.
That "I concur" is without a doubt one of the funniest thing not only from Jordan-Conan sheneningans, but generally from anything Conan produced. Impeccable comedic genius and timing
He obviously has these interests, but he is also a functioning human being, and one who works in comedy, so it is an act, inspired by his real life. My theory is that he doesn't look people in the eye because it makes it easier to not laugh
"Strong body? I feel like I'm holding an oyster! You're like a pinata', a soggy pinata', one kick and a bunch of candy would come out of your belly BWAHAHAHA " -Peak Conan
The part between 0:42-1:03 is the "real" Jordan Schlansky. That scene was completely spontaneous, so that is very likely how Jordan actually _would_ act in real life, and it is honestly not that super-unusual - he acts like a typically reserved and rather introverted guy, and those kinds of people are by nature rather quiet and low-key.
How did they get him to do this silly stuff like walk around in the cowboy outfit or walk around the streets of Italy nude but he took issue with visiting the Carnivale in Italy???
I think the only thing Jorndan changes about his character is that they tell him to try and stay more serious because it's funnier. But he's going up against Conan. That's like trying to stay calm in a centuries old haunted graveyard at 3am on Friday the thirteenth. Oh yeah and you're all alone.
I believe Jordan is his true self Ive met many like him wether it was at school or online. Introverts who spend so much time wit themselves , they understand the interlaced knowledge of ones own self and taking care of ones body, etc....like Jordan in Various ways..... So much of that ‘isolation’ keeps ones view on other people, under-minding them because they think they have superior knowledge, so when Conan does/says something unexpected , i dont really believe he’s breaking character, but more breaking out his over all stable shell in which he tends to always reside, because Conan is genuinely hilarious, and with most of the remotes being improvised 85% of the time It catches Jordans Natural Sense off guard Almost like if someone was too fall randomly -out of the ordinary, but funny
4:40 Conan: Is that a pepper mill or are you just happy to see him? *everyone starts laughing at Jordan* It’s so damn funny how Jordan try to keep his serious tone but as the camera moves he slowly starts to smirk XD Lmao I know that feeling, a friend makes fun of you and everyone starts laughing at you but you can’t stop yourself from laughing along with it cause it was so good XD
jordan's "i concur" comedic timing was perfect.
Thank you
I don't know why I love it so much that he actually agreed with Conan for once lol
@@giantturd5157 it really sells the narrative that those truffle hunters were frauds, cause why else would they agree ?
Jordan is actually great at improv, and his comedic chemistry with Conan is fantastic.
Not comedy, they were agreeing.
I had to prepare my body in various ways to watch this video
Did you shave down below? Down south?
I’m crying
i cant explain how much i love this comment
What do you mean
Oh just ur face
"I didn't wanna spend your money needlessly" love that part :P
The best Jordan moment for me. 🤣
I read that and he said that
conan enters the chat
"you people still don't believe jordan is real"
me to
Sure took Conan by surprise, which makes it all the more hilarious.
I love when Conan cracks himself up
Thats why I like Pete Holmes... Same circumstances with a Joker laugh.
"those bitches had to die"
*Laughs manically*
"The strange combination of circumstances that allow us to be on earth and experience the world around us." What a wonderful way to put it.
I think my favorite part of the “I concur” is that it was nice to see Conan and Jordan be on the same side for once lol
I concur.
"Is that a pepper mill or are you just happy to see him?"
I lost it.
reeq 4:37
I dont get it ?
@@tezatmezat boner
How to be Jordan Schlansky
- never look someone in the eyes, just stare from time to time intensivly at them!
- never answer a question in direct way
- stop changing the tone of your voice while speaking
- master just a few postures, which alternate through
- watch every documentary ever made (as useless as they may seem)
- do all kinds of exagerated health routines
- lose your soul
@@tezatmezat Jordan farklı bir biber çeşidi istedi ve getiren adama fazla sarıldığı için conanın yaptığı espri: Biber için mi mutlusun yoksa onu gördüğünden mi?
Truffles are found specifically in the roots of trees. so finding them in the middle of the path without a tree anywhere nearby is very suspicious.
Amadis Demitrius i concur
Thibson’s Grievous i concur with your concurrance
Alex Mora I concur with your concurrence of my concurrence
No
Fredrik Svärd yes
So you murdered them!
*Smiles* (yes I did) haha!
He had no choice, those bitches had to die!
_nods in agreement_
Omg he's a human being that some times can't help but laugh at a random joke....BREAKING CHARACTER!
snavis what’s wrong with enjoying those moments?
@@snavisTM what the fuck do you think breaking character is you stupid asshole?
How to be Jordan Schlansky
- never look someone in the eyes, just stare from time to time intensivly at them!
- never answer a question in direct way
- stop changing the tone of your voice while speaking
- master just a few postures, which alternate through
- watch every documentary ever made (as useless as they may seem)
- do all kinds of exagerated health routines
- lose your soul
He got all the criteria for having Aspergers Syndrome.
@@Terra101 I concur
"Various ways of being Jordan Schlansky"
When you sit down, cross your legs and hold your own hands on too of your crotch
Are you Jordan schlantzky? Cause this seems way to accurate.
I actually worked with a guy very similar to Jordan Schlansky... People like this DO in fact exist (they still have their human moments though, even if they're rare)
Maybe it was Jordan's brother.
INTJ? More like Asperger's. Probably explains the lack of eye contact and obsessiveness.
Stoner Loner With A Boner He is in fact INTP as he himself said it in the hour long interview with Conan and Aaron. Oh and great name dude :D
Oh come on you mean everyone's not exactly a carbon copy of myself and the handful of people I actually know IRL... I can't believe this!....
Maybe he's just socially awkward, easily intimidated, shy in front of a camera, not everything is a conspiracy worthy of your pathetic back seat diagnosis.
That "I concur" is without a doubt one of the funniest thing not only from Jordan-Conan sheneningans, but generally from anything Conan produced. Impeccable comedic genius and timing
The thing about Jordan is you cant tell if he is playing a character or he is being himself
Trương Như Hiền I think he is real or he has really good stamina
Trương Như Hiền
He's playing himself
it's himself but sometimes he exaggerates it for TV
I think that hes being himself, but he makes it alot more exaggerated to make it more funny for TV.
Probally a mixture of both, he is like that but exaggerating it to make it funny..
0:54 couldn't blame him, that Conan joke was too strong that it had me gasping for air in laughter.
General Grievous Hello there
Bitched had to die
Pretty much, he starts breaking character when he realizes he backed himself into a corner. Damn, he's a good actor.
The fking wine glass part is the best I've seen yet
Ayumiyu i loved the train scene so much
that's the worse sound than metal scraping metal, or nails on a chalk board
1:04 Holy Shit, I almost forgot Snoop changed his name to Snoop Lion for a little bit.
He obviously has these interests, but he is also a functioning human being, and one who works in comedy, so it is an act, inspired by his real life. My theory is that he doesn't look people in the eye because it makes it easier to not laugh
more like "The times Unit JS-129 malfunctioned Part 2"
I had no idea Schlansky has been a bit for so long
I believe he became a thing around the time of the writers strike.
I just love Jordan so much. He has such a pure heart and mind. ♥️🧠
When he finished off the pepper shaker, that's some Fawlty Towers brilliance
smiling isn't breaking character...
I have a feeling this is really how he is, he just tries to be "extra himself" when he's on camera.
Like Karl Pilkington
I'm pretty sure he's autistic
I love these so much. Still watch them a few times a year
His hat flying off and the boots having the price tag on always makes me laugh
at the end of the day jordan is actually an awesome dude.
I miss Conan's beard.
You mean his wife?
We all know he's in a happy loving relationship with Jordan.
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I think Conan looked way more handsome with the beard.
I don‘t haha
It's so funny that for Jordan and only Jordan, a slight tiny smirk can be seen as "braking character". :-)
"Strong body? I feel like I'm holding an oyster! You're like a pinata', a soggy pinata', one kick and a bunch of candy would come out of your belly BWAHAHAHA " -Peak Conan
He was on fire, as he said himself.
I think he's pretty legit, but might over-exaggerate his own personality.
its an act... how can people still question this..............
Ricky im pretty sure jordan actually does have this character in him, but of course they blow it up suitable for comedy remotes
@@Legendaryium for obvious reasons I think you speaking in absolution is more of a problem
@@dailylifeofanything399 Jordan has confirmed that that is the case.
Edo Fluit i met him once and he is actually like that
Jordan is FUKN hilarious, it’s amazing how he doesn’t break character and when he does it’s almost as he just loses it completely…FUKN genius!!!
Gotta love watching clips of Conan treating Jordan Schlansky like a piece of human soil :)
🤣🤣😂😂 well said
“You liiike the pepper... you neeeeed the pepper...”
Your pepper handling skills made my day pepper boy.
He is pressing His pelvis into the Guy😂😁😀
I read this just when this happend in the video.
Best part of this compilation lol. Pierre is hilarious 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Such a great moment 🤣
His just a regular guy who came up on this job with Conan yet I love ‘em!! I can watch him all day 🙌🏼🙈😂😂
"He's pressing his pelvis onto the guy" 😂😂😂😂
I mean he is pretty good at keeping it together 😀😂
Jordan Schlansky really reminds me of a vulcan from Star Trek.
then watch this (Jordan as Spock):
th-cam.com/video/rmRouEds_2A/w-d-xo.html
The part between 0:42-1:03 is the "real" Jordan Schlansky. That scene was completely spontaneous, so that is very likely how Jordan actually _would_ act in real life, and it is honestly not that super-unusual - he acts like a typically reserved and rather introverted guy, and those kinds of people are by nature rather quiet and low-key.
Do you know where is that clip from?
@@MrPlant597
It is from the video
_Conan Travels - "Getting to know Jordan Schlansky" - 09/01/2008._
How did they get him to do this silly stuff like walk around in the cowboy outfit or walk around the streets of Italy nude but he took issue with visiting the Carnivale in Italy???
thay payed him a shiton of gold
last one might be a surprise
in that one live stream he said he didn't like big rambunctious crowds or something like that
@@casualwowfarmer9897 they payed him a human-soilton of gold. FYP.
There’s so much coworker content on Conan that every time I come back I’ve forgotten most of it and it’s funny again
Jordan is a gift to humanity
"soo you murdered them" Poor Jordan :D
Wow that second scene. They look so different! Jordan's got some Zachary Quinto thing going on.
2:11
Jordan was in deep thought about all the various ways he's gunna prepare his body
0:43 Jordan looks like the lead singer from three days grace here
I swear Jordan's a missing Sugar Pine 7 character.
Hey Adrian, Whatcha Playin'? We already have a chiller version of him, Autumn
Is that an anime?
a single white female no it’s a TH-cam channel
I think the only thing Jorndan changes about his character is that they tell him to try and stay more serious because it's funnier. But he's going up against Conan. That's like trying to stay calm in a centuries old haunted graveyard at 3am on Friday the thirteenth. Oh yeah and you're all alone.
I believe Jordan is his true self
Ive met many like him wether it was at school or online.
Introverts who spend so much time wit themselves , they understand the interlaced knowledge of ones own self and taking care of ones body, etc....like Jordan in Various ways.....
So much of that ‘isolation’ keeps ones view on other people, under-minding them because they think they have superior knowledge, so when Conan does/says something unexpected , i dont really believe he’s breaking character, but more breaking out his over all stable shell in which he tends to always reside, because Conan is genuinely hilarious, and with most of the remotes being improvised 85% of the time
It catches Jordans Natural Sense off guard
Almost like if someone was too fall randomly
-out of the ordinary, but funny
The pepper mill call had me dying
For the record, dear Conan: Mr. Schlansky has hands down the strongest body in the history of associate producers!🙏🏻
When conan says "get in here" Jordan sweetly gets closer to conan... so beautiful.
Jordan Schlansky is so flippin adorable!!!
He's thrusting his pelvis into the guy 🤣
I love when Conan is the only one that laughs
I've seen various Jordan Schlansky videos tonight.
have you by any chance figured out what his miscellaneous roles are?
Conan and jordan both aries of april, birthday 5 days apart, funny how different they are and react to each-other. lol
Do you really believe in star signs?
"Thank you chick"
That wine glass clip is a gem
2:35 that actually sounded really good
Pierre was loving it!
0:43 dont you just love Rhett and Link
GOOODD MYTHICAL MOORRINNG
someone please upload that thanksgiving dinner, that is one of the funniest remotes ever
I swear I would watch 14 seasons of Conan and Jordan going on adventures
they're like sherlock holmes & john watson gone wrong
When Conan gets lightly Drink, he is on fire
”I feel like i’m holding an oyster” hahah that part is best
I know Jordan is playing a caricature of himself but I desperately want to see how he is in real life
I can laugh at this all day!
You're laughing. Two Danish models were murdered and you're laughing.
He got the laugh dlc.
At least he’s comfortable in front of the camera
"I didn't wanna spend your money needlessly" is so fucking funny
Jordan breaking is literally a smile
The casual way to break a wine glass
1:10 "Po(rn) tape act 2" lmao
I can’t understand why I was captivated
4:36 Lmfaoooo
4:40 Conan: Is that a pepper mill or are you just happy to see him? *everyone starts laughing at Jordan*
It’s so damn funny how Jordan try to keep his serious tone but as the camera moves he slowly starts to smirk XD
Lmao I know that feeling, a friend makes fun of you and everyone starts laughing at you but you can’t stop yourself from laughing along with it cause it was so good XD
I feel like I'm holding an oyster 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Thank you chic” 😂😂
Jordan is a proud american who pays his taxes...
Looks like conan is a timeless statue looking at jordan making fun how he is aging. İncredible.
schlansky is comedy gold
pierre bernard is so underrated
0:50 that early 2000’s hair is hilarious
Omg at 4:36 I laughed so hard I literally started choking on my food
Jordan is a God among us. Right up there with Conan. I am glad the two of them have skits together...er..."remotes."
#ono
He didn’t really break character on this very much. But good lord I love these videos
-Go hug Wayne.
Damn, I need to become a executive
I love both of them😂😂
"what else could you do? those bitches had to die" hahahaha
Why does Jordan look like he’s in jersey shore at 1min
"He's pressing his pelvis into the guy."
2nd time binge watching this guy
Thank you again.
"Those bitches had to die."
Conan with a beard and stache and Jordan without the little stubbles look so different 😂😂😂
I have to agree about the pepper thing with Jordan freshly ground pepper is a lot better then already ground!
3:47 I love how fucking huge that thing is xD looks like dude's grinding pepper with a vuvuzela
that dinner clip is rare af. NBC did a good job copyrighting all copies, except the vimeo stuff and this one lol
There is a other Tonight Show segment that I don’t think has never been on TH-cam. They’re just sitting on a couch and talking in that one