Pirates Of The Caribbean: We Wants The Redhead! - STATE OF THE PARKS

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  • Some Jerk With A Camera moderates a vigorous debate between two very special guests on the pros and cons of the recent changes to Pirates Of The Caribbean's infamous auction scene.
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  • @Meeea
    @Meeea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I like this change.
    In France at Disneyland Paris Tiny is selling jewels and Red (in pirate outfit) is selling weapons.
    So Pirates says : "we don't want the jewels, we want what selling the red head, yeah, we want the red head". It's a nice touch (and we have only one Johnny Depp in it).

    • @TimeMaster131
      @TimeMaster131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't you also have that killer Barbosa animatronic?

  • @SirPaladin
    @SirPaladin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    you know, maybe the pirates SHOULD just eat the tourists...

    • @monhunterz5430
      @monhunterz5430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I appreciate a reference when I see

    • @tscream80
      @tscream80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now I really want to see a clip of this video (th-cam.com/video/wFM459JY3WI/w-d-xo.html ) appear in Jerk's video on the new Jurassic World ride.

    • @TherealRNOwwfpooh
      @TherealRNOwwfpooh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The thing is, the pirates aboard the Wicked Wench (Should that get a name change too, given the context?) -- whether captained by Blackbeard or Barbossa -- are trying to not just shoot down & capture the garrison fort guarded by a limited number of bilingual soldiers, they're also trying to shoot at the small boats we as the riders who've stepped back into time are floating by in. Likewise, the drunken pirates shooting ammo in the room with all of the barrels of dynamite are so wasted that they don't care if they get blown up in a fiery explosion should any of the barrels accidentally get lit & blow the whole thing to kingdom come. Weirdly enough, when the ride was in operations during its original run before the 1997 updates, the fire in the burning city scene got too real because a small fire ended up singeing a bunch of the pirates costumes, prompting Disney to ask Marc Davis' wife & attraction costume designer if she could spend the time making extra costumes as the ride closed to fix things. However, Mrs. Davis had already wisely gone behind her corporate bosses' back & ordered twice the amount of the material needed for each costume, so she was able to make spare costumes for each pirate, so the ride was only down for a day.

  • @michaelstrong5383
    @michaelstrong5383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "If you feel like you have to berate someone personally just because they disagree with your opinion.....then how secure in that opinion could you have possibly been?"
    Quotes like that is why I love you, Tony. You're not only the funniest person on the Internet, but you're the smartest too.

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely one of the smartest.

  • @SaraHouck461
    @SaraHouck461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    11:40 The prince in Snow White was named Florian in case you're wondering. The reason why he easily came off as one-dimensional was because the animators at the time faced difficulty on animating realistic male humans. He was originally going to have a bigger part in which Queen Grimmhilde would trap him and he'd eventually escape to rescue Snow White. That treatment was presumably repurposed for Prince Phillip by Maleficent and her goons in Sleeping Beauty.

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Either way, Edgesword's argument is completely dated. Ever since The Beast (who's name was given Adam) came along, Disney became a lot better at making interesting animated princes.

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The queens name is Grimmhilde?!?

    • @Teag_Brohman15
      @Teag_Brohman15 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I always thought his name was Chadwick

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Is it just me or do those two guys bare a striking resemblance to you 😁

    • @hotarushinpei4966
      @hotarushinpei4966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're both played by him, so that's majorly striking.

    • @c0mf0rta61ynum6
      @c0mf0rta61ynum6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My question is why does the guy dressed as a pirate has a pair of eyeglasses when he's wearing an eyepatch over one eye? Wouldn't that make one of the lens utterly pointless? If anything, a monocle would have made more sense...

    • @nathanyou1899
      @nathanyou1899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't see it

    • @googamp32
      @googamp32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It can't be! Jerk isn't wearing a hat.

    • @TheGuardingDark_
      @TheGuardingDark_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah. You're seeing things.

  • @ToucanLDM
    @ToucanLDM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    This is one of those things where I was mad at first about the change, but I later accepted it like most changes Disney has made. Now, I really like Redd's new personality. Though, I wish they could still use the WE WANTS THE RED HEAD line in some way, but oh well. Also, poor Tiny. She's a character I didn't really think about, but after watching this, my perspective has now changed. Once day she'll get her chance (probably not, but maybe).

    • @KidSnivy69
      @KidSnivy69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The only thing I wish is that it was a sex auction with Redd running it. That would be hilarious!

    • @atticusshadowmore3263
      @atticusshadowmore3263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      some smelly old captain: Come with me and you will get all the deblunes you want!
      Redd: What do you say boys? Who will be your Captain?
      WE WANTS THE REDHEAD

    • @vorpal997
      @vorpal997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There is a "WANTED" poster of her, I thought it was clever.

    • @Starwarsdude8221991
      @Starwarsdude8221991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed

    • @ihvojd
      @ihvojd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      #justicefortiny

  • @acethetics3878
    @acethetics3878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    My headcannon: Redd was objectified all her life and was tired of it. When she heard that pirates were attacking her town, she decided to join the auction in order to get away. That’s why she looks happy to be there. Once she was with the pirates, she convinced them to make her a pirate too. Later she told the pirates to go back to the village because she new of all the riches and goods that were kept there, and they were to pillage them as per her revenge. So the two scenes were really just before and after.
    Btw, really great argument. I feel the same way having grown up with the scene but also understanding the controversy

    • @maximecretton383
      @maximecretton383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah, your interpretation seems accurate. Also I believe there has always been a painting of Redd as a pirate somewhere in the haunted Grotto which foreshadows what happened to her after the auction.

    • @kokuinomusume
      @kokuinomusume 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      (Redd starts singing "Pirate Jenny" from The Threepenny Opera)

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would _love that version_ and maybe have it be her and Elizabeth were childhood friends.

    • @autobotproductions1244
      @autobotproductions1244 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think we just found the plot of the next Pirates movie

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    At least there wasn't any Eddie Murphy Haunted Mansion or an astronaut George Clooney in Tomorrowland.

    • @robbybevard8034
      @robbybevard8034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If either of those movies had been hits, there would have been.

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If the Jungle Cruise is a hit, then there’s gonna be Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt animatronics added to the ride.
      That’s not a joke, they literally said they will do that.

    • @gregorymelissinos6109
      @gregorymelissinos6109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@HBarnill would that really be so bad though

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      GregoryMelissinos I like Johnson fine. Blunt can be reasonably adequate at times as well. But they’re too modern looking for a ride set in the 50s.

    • @Lazarus1095
      @Lazarus1095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You just HAD to jinx it...

  • @urrsys9765
    @urrsys9765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    *(Browsing youtube in a soulless, husk-like manner)*
    *(About to turn in out of sheer mental exhaustion)*
    *(SEES THIS VIDEO)*
    ***(LIVES AGAIN)***

  • @CellSpex
    @CellSpex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Glad to see you Tony

    • @Jonathanest90s
      @Jonathanest90s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      CellSpex yo ho!

    • @teddyfurstman1997
      @teddyfurstman1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Glad you're a fan of Some Jerk With a Camera.

    • @lordredman6137
      @lordredman6137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same to you cellspex
      Im a huge fan

  • @wonderlandwonders9141
    @wonderlandwonders9141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Snow White- Florian
    Cinderella- Charming
    Sleeping Beauty- Philip
    The little mermaid - Eric
    Beauty and the Beast- Beast
    (Mulan doesn’t count look it up she’s not really a prinsess)
    Pocahontas- John Smith
    Princess and the frog- Navin
    Tangled- Flynn Rider/Eugene
    Frozen- Hans

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And by the time Beast came along, the princes did become more fleshed out and interesting.
      And even on that note, Phillip and Eric had personality traits and Cinderella 3 managed to make Charming interesting. Florian is the only prince that could be made more intersting.

  • @SonofMrPeanut
    @SonofMrPeanut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "A place that will never be complete" really is the "A rushed game is bad forever" of theme park quotes. It's not a hard-fast rule, but it's certainly what we all hope for when it comes to change or delayed satisfaction.

  • @dunes8817
    @dunes8817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Why get angry at the voice actress? She wasn't even involved.

    • @KarnRulez
      @KarnRulez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Because when the micro penis causes incel rage, point blame at the woman who did nothing wrong

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Especially when that voice actress is none other than Grey Griffin. She's one of the best in the voice acting business.

    • @lanceturley7745
      @lanceturley7745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Because irrational people take their anger out on people who were just doing the job they were paid to do. See also, every Star Wars actor or actress that was blamed for something the writer and/or director made them do.

    • @Falxifer95
      @Falxifer95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lanceturley7745 still not an excuse to harass the director. In fact, disliking a movie is not an excuse to bully and mistreat anyone be they actors, directors, producers and the guy who mostly just proof reads scripts to make sure they make sense and fit in-universe mythology.

    • @WhaleManMan
      @WhaleManMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because Internet outrage knows no end.

  • @lakewoodninja
    @lakewoodninja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Name 3!...name 12 more !...Name 12 fictional"!

    • @Reesej0520
      @Reesej0520 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lakewoodninja Family Guy reference

  • @LaFemmeFictionale
    @LaFemmeFictionale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Wow, that shot was impressive.
    Honestly, I'm not really on either side. I think when Disney makes changes like these, it's lip service more than anything else, if they really wanted to prove their progressive cred, they'd pay their employees better.

    • @1krani
      @1krani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Unfortunately, remaining blind and deaf to the concerns of low-level employees is ALSO a tradition that began with Walt.

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@1krani ....Yeah, when you're right you're right.

    • @Salamon2
      @Salamon2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely.

    • @1krani
      @1krani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TonyGoldmark
      Actually... Having thought about it, I kinda get why Walt felt the way he did when the malcontents started grumbling.
      Think about it: the man grew up on a poor farm, worked his ass off to hone his craft, failed a few times at getting started, took several gambles that would've financially ruined him if they hadn't paid off, and after all that he ended up sitting atop an entire industry.
      So when he told all those gathered workers, "If you want more, then just work harder and you'll get it," while that wasn't the best idea or the most effective remedy for the brewing workforce malcontent, I don't think Walt was entirely full of it when he said that. I think he was genuinely speaking from experience on what he felt was the path to success in life.

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@1krani But the problem with that is, he was wrong. Sure he worked hard, but he also had a LOT of lucky breaks along the way. Every successful person does. And there have always been millions of people who work equally hard, but don't have the same luck.

  • @DarthArachnious
    @DarthArachnious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Walt's view of Pirates was clearly leaned to Robert Lewis Stevenson. That's not the view of Pirates anymore. Partly because of Pirates of the Caribbean. Assassin's Creed: Black Flag, or Black Sails. But a view of the classic Pirate trope isn't worthless.

  • @Zice033
    @Zice033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I’m just surprised this comments section isn’t super toxic.
    *dials phone*
    Yes, I’d like to place a reservation for...uhhhh...sometime in the near future.
    ...
    A Table For One.
    ...
    I’ll Be Paying With Cash.
    ...
    Excellent.
    *hangs up*
    Oh, I’m sorry. I was just making a reservation at a local fancy steakhouse for when I have to eat my Words. Hey, if I’m gonna do that, I might as well be in a fancy place.

    • @PantaroParatroopa
      @PantaroParatroopa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, your avatar is Arthur in a suit, so as far as I can tell, you'd be dressed appropriately for a fancy place.

    • @moooshroomdragonking1335
      @moooshroomdragonking1335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i mean i really don't think anyone on either side actually cares about this

    • @UlrichTheOmega
      @UlrichTheOmega 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good analysis. Always enjoy your take on things.

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alright it’s been a year hopefully there’s no theme park news to further this discour- **Princess and The Frog announced to replace Splash Mountain** do you have room for two?

  • @robynsrecs2183
    @robynsrecs2183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Fun fact: Harriet Burns the first female Disney Imagineer designed the original POTC ride and was a figure finisher on the pirate mannequins. Quite an interesting bit of history if you didn't know. A whole video could be made about her.

  • @cameronmarnoch5236
    @cameronmarnoch5236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    How on earth do they get that Skeleton to become a pirate?!?! Disney, what black magic are you using now? Which demon owns whose soul?

  • @LuigiFan00001
    @LuigiFan00001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    How do you not have more subscribers? Your content is top notch!

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You're asking ME? You've got over 300k subs, go tell people about me!

    • @LuigiFan00001
      @LuigiFan00001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TonyGoldmark Aye Aye Captain!

    • @silverplushstudios3518
      @silverplushstudios3518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luigifan0001 watches Tony Goldmark? Cool :)

  • @c.w.r.794
    @c.w.r.794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The opening sketch perfectly encapsulates the Internet arguments about this ride

  • @lanceturley7745
    @lanceturley7745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Honestly, I'm still far more offended by them turning the ride into 'Jack Sparrow's Wild Ride' than I am by the new auction scene.

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eh, I don't mind it. I love the movies, so them trying to tie the ride into them is an alright idea. Maybe they should have been more subtle about though.

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

  • @snoopsq.527
    @snoopsq.527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    But when will we get the much anticipated Some Jerk With a Camera review of ‘Welcome to Marwen.’

    • @MistCLaneous
      @MistCLaneous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's not a question of "when," but "Marw[h]en"

  • @sammyauroraloves
    @sammyauroraloves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "I don't know, you're the one who decided to rip off Contra Points!"

  • @scarletrhapsodyconventiontea
    @scarletrhapsodyconventiontea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank you for also bringing up Tiny! She looks so sad in the new version. I liked her in the original where she's standing just as proud and as confident as the redhead. Personally, I never saw either as role models. I just thought Tiny was all like, "You know...I'm just as hot as this chick. I got this!" And I know fat-lady-played-up-as-joke can be seen as problematic, but everytime we pass that scene, my heart dies a little because she's no longer the proud Tiny, but a sad one. I'd be okay if they also converted her to a pirate. (note; speaking from the Disneyland Resort version)

  • @TheDreadyGamer
    @TheDreadyGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I’ll admit... I mostly stand with the guy in pink on this one.
    There was a time where Mickey Rooney with buck teeth was seen as a hilarious joke. But nowadays that is seems as an offensive stereotype that’s best put behind us.
    In mediums like film or literature, they’re easily preserved, because there are multiple copies of them we can go back to and understand they’re part of the era they’re created.
    But unless you’re talking coastal variants, there’s only 1 of a ride. We can’t have both the remake, and the original at the same time.
    And if the remake is removing the things that made the original problematic, and overall is a better experience, I’d say all the better for it.
    Edgy comedies and books work because they’re a relic of the time they’re created in, and that comes with the understanding that times have changed, and we can look back at those things as mistakes.
    Rides don’t get that luxury. They’re here and now, being refurbished and easily updated, meaning they’ll always exist in the here and now, representing our standards here and now.
    Ya, I’m glad they changed it. And I’m agree we should remove the headhunters on the Jungle Cruise for similar reasons. (The tiki room chanting is more debatable, as that can be seen as more an actual symbol of the culture instead of just an offensive stereotype)
    And now that I’ve said that, I expect many an angry rebuttal in response to this, BRING IT ON!!

    • @risingofthethorn1197
      @risingofthethorn1197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the question ultimately goes down to "Who has the right to determine what direction society goes in to." No matter which side is chosen you can't really expect the other 49% (Or whatever the minority percentage is) to just go quietly into the night. No matter which side wins no one is going to really care about this 200-300 years from now as it's only going to be words on the thesis of some sociology proffeser looking to make tenor. Ultimately the best thing would be for both sides to just ignore each other till one of them dies out and goes extinct like a genus of anmil, but this is the internet
      As far as my realistic expectations *Sigh* might makes right. People prefer the illusion of freedom as opposed to actual freedom, and your views are only as valid as your might and will to enforce them and your ability to keep them from being changed or challenged. The corporations such as disney and google seem to have this down to a science. It's a sad reality, but i believe it to be reality none the less. I think the only reason we don't live in a state of constant anarchy is because most are apathetic. People love to complain, but once their two minutes of hat are out of their system they go about their mediocre lives until the next thing to offend them comes around. Me I'm an old soul, I find progress to be vanity. I romanticize the days of yore in my head, and I will never be content in a progressive society that in itself seems content in chasing a tire.

  • @moviegeek5361
    @moviegeek5361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I think captain Redd is a nice edition to the parks. As a male it was always hard to explain the situation with the old redhead and why she’s being sold, especially explaining it to little girls. However there is a lot to be improved. I think the real crime is the new corny dialogue of the auctioneer and the treatment of tiny. Can’t we all just talk about the new dole whip flavors.

    • @bonkman64
      @bonkman64 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A year too late, but there are new dole whip flavors?

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grey Griffin always helps as well.

  • @saucybooboo4566
    @saucybooboo4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tony: wait - wasn’t your eyepatch on the other eye?
    Pirate: I’m sorry I don’t speak English
    Me: 😐
    .
    .
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CrossoverPrincess
    @CrossoverPrincess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm someone who was torn about it in three ways to be honest.
    The cynical side of me wanted to remain the same, after all it's a very iconic scene that a lot people loved and quoted. And sure it's it's a bit uncomfortable, but hey pirates were criminal.
    The optimistic side of me thought it as cool idea, I mean not all girls like the Princesses, some of them are tomboys, and having a kick-butt lady pirate show them that you don't have to be a princess to be awesome was really great...
    The fanfic crossover writing side of me had this thought process "They turned the red head into a pirate? A pirate who's clearly a thief... They ripped off Nami! There's only one way to settle this! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! East VS. West! Grand Line VS. Caribbean! Univeral VS. Disney! (Not a joke, Universal does do theme park stuff involving One Piece in Japan) These two need to fight! And there's only way to settle it! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
    *Ahem*
    Anyways like you said it's complicated matter where both sides has a point... so yeah, I do agree with that.

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's pretty much my thoughts.

  • @KRPeart
    @KRPeart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Ever since I was a little girl I wasn't bothered by the auction scene. In fact I thought it enchanted the genius of the ride.
    I always perceived the ride as an cautionary tale towards young boys who wanted to be pirates. We see what a pirates life is really like. One of the first things we see in the ride is a pirate skeleton surrounded by all the treasure but with no one to share it with. To make it any more sad, towards the end of the ride we see that they put an entire town on fire, and ride cannons while trying to shoot each other all because they were drunk.
    I say as long as it shows how not only evil, but also how (In reality) pathetic losers the pirates were, they should keep it in.

    • @HlootooThunderhammer
      @HlootooThunderhammer ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And that's why I had a respect for it. I like the idea of pirate women as well, but it had no business being in this ride. They, originally, didn't sugarcoat it like so many people did then and now. Also I found Red to be pretty and kinda sassy, almost like she's playing it up. I headcanon that she became the "Pirate Queen" in that portrait with the cherub pouring her wine.

    • @KRPeart
      @KRPeart ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HlootooThunderhammer Ohh that's a great idea! I never thought of it that way. Head cannon accepted!

  • @wormquartet
    @wormquartet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is really fucking well done, and as a fellow fan of inappropriate humor, nostalgia, progressiveness, and not being an asshole, I find I can relate on multiple levels.

  • @juneradar
    @juneradar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hook-eye & patch-hand is so hilarious

  • @eyreyereye
    @eyreyereye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm very much in the same boat as you. There are a lot of transgressive messages in pirates that don't align with modern values, but also I'm keenly aware that these are pirates and not supposed to be role models (if anything, I'm more bothered by this tendency as of late to try and push pirates AS role models -- it's really weird.....)
    I'll probably always prefer the original deep down, but I'm not gonna say that it wasn't a little cringy, and to some extent still is. But in the end, it's a Disney ride and the imagineers will change it as they see fit, Jack Sparrow animatronics and all.

  • @SRHunt85
    @SRHunt85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yea, I'm on both sides too. I felt sad because yet another element of the original Pirates ride was removed, but when I rode the ride after the scene was updated, I really liked Redd. I liked her spunky attitude, I liked that she wasn't just a smiling face, I'd like to see more of her.

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing will ever annoy me more than adding Jack Sparrow to the ride when he wasn't needed.

  • @SonofMrPeanut
    @SonofMrPeanut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Well, that ain't good." - Tony Goldmark, 2019

  • @BellhopDrew
    @BellhopDrew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Shoutout to youtube for not notifying me of this for almost 24 hours

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not TH-cam's fault this time. It was unlisted until just a few minutes ago.

  • @BigJackFilms
    @BigJackFilms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This maybe a stretched reference, but when you mentioned Angelica in listing Fictional Female Pirates I thought you were talking about Admiral Angelica in that one Rugrats episode for a brief second. LMAO XD
    Still great video Tony.

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah, I was referring to Penelope Cruz's character in Pirates 4.

  • @aventy1111
    @aventy1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love this video, you represented both sides super fairly. I am someone who rode the original ride and the updated ride, I love the original ride and my only true issue with the new ride is truly the addition of Jack Sparrow, it super annoying.

  • @HBarnill
    @HBarnill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:20 If I may do my best Linkara impression for a moment:
    Regarding that Frank Miller joke, I admit I absolutely hate the man he is now, thanks to his misogyny, homophobia, and his islamophobia being way more in the open than before, but back then, he was a master.
    He didn’t make comics dark for the sake of it; he merely went a different direction that gave Batman a unique twist at the time. Heck, the earlier Batman stories were arguably more for adults, so he was bringing it to that level. The stories Miller wrote were smart, insightful, and had tons to say about society, unlike many who try to copy him (looking at you, Zack Snyder). He’s become a parody of himself and his writing has degraded but I will always cherish his earlier work. This applies to Alan Moore, too, except in his case, he just got weirder as opposed to being disgusting and he’s still a good writer.
    That doesn’t mean I don’t love the campy Adam West show. That was very faithful to the comics at that time. Both eras can co-exist. It’s up to the comic fans to realize this and not just lose their minds when something they like has a different tone compared what they wanted.
    That was way longer than I wanted it to be.

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m a pedantic comic nerd and I’m kind of on the same page

  • @margaretmadole
    @margaretmadole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm going to be honest, I thought there was no hope for this video after I saw Haley Callahan's insanely good one. It was just fabulous. And I honestly thought that no matter how hard you tried, you couldn't compete.
    Yeah I was wrong. And thankfully, this was good in a different way, so I didn't have to feel like I needed to compare the two or decide which one I preferred. Yay!

  • @IWillBeHers
    @IWillBeHers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don’t think y’all appreciate how much time Tony spends on these videos. Finding the visual and audio clips, filming himself as three different characters, the editing so it looks seamless...he doesn’t have to do this for us. But he does. So just be happy and grateful when he does upload. Also, if you’re not already, go follow him on Twitter because he’s pretty rad.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    *We Wants The Red Head! We Wants The Red Head*

    • @brycevo
      @brycevo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      #TeamJerk

  • @billyjoelfan100
    @billyjoelfan100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can understand the struggle to appease a hardcore fan base, trying to improve on things, receiving positive/negative criticism, and becoming more inclusive to a general public. While I certainly wouldn't want to be in those people's shoes, I find it's best to acknowledge all of these factors and understand that you won't make everyone happy. At the end of the day, you gotta do what you think is best.

  • @StoogesFan
    @StoogesFan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Disney should take the Pirates movies in an anthology direction, with new stories and characters with each movie.

  • @brandonkrol
    @brandonkrol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “You know, I’m old enough to remember a time before the president wiped his ass with the concept of both sides by applying it to white freaking nationalists.”
    So am I, and I’m only 18. Even now I still try to consider both sides on any issue.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    When will the Jerk venture to Legoland?

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maybe someday. In the meantime, my friend Dave did four videos on Legoland Florida - th-cam.com/video/uher5SNdBDc/w-d-xo.html

    • @tandnmom100
      @tandnmom100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When we go to war with Legoland in less than 100 years

  • @poiuppx
    @poiuppx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I won't lie. As awesome as this video is- and impressively interesting & well thought out -part of me is just giddy to see/hear new Tony. You're an amazing talent, sir.

  • @theoddestchannel2.022
    @theoddestchannel2.022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Yay Mighty Magiswords

    • @Marylandbrony
      @Marylandbrony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That show is really underrated.

    • @PantaroParatroopa
      @PantaroParatroopa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a shame I only got into the show after it's ended, it's pretty good. The first few episodes were a bit fast, but you get used to it before the show slows down.

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Marylandbrony I know right

  • @JadeCryptOfWonders
    @JadeCryptOfWonders 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The first time I rode Pirates Of The Caribbean was circa 2004-2005, I was a little Aussie tourist with no clue the auction scene was coming, so imagine how horrified foreigners whose first taste of Disneyland proper contains human trafficking without warning or indication you're in for worse than spooky skeletons around the corner.

  • @IronNinja
    @IronNinja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Watched this for a third time... again I feel this is one of your best episodes Tony, well done... quick question... if there was something you could change about Pirates of the Caribbean, what would it be? (Outside of jack sparrow... we know we’d all take him out nowadays)

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Not only would I remove Jack, I'd restore a lot of the pre-Jack dialogue from BEFORE the other characters couldn't shut the hell up about him.

    • @IronNinja
      @IronNinja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tony Goldmark Id take out the Barbosa scene as well for me

    • @TheOneNamedMrLife
      @TheOneNamedMrLife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Even better idea, let's replace the Jack figure lounging in a room filled with treasure at the end of the ride with Redd. Just throwing it out there.

    • @IronNinja
      @IronNinja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mr Life OR BETTER... Tiny in a pirates outfit since it was mentioned

    • @IronNinja
      @IronNinja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tony another quick question... any plans for the next video or are you wanting to keep that a secret?

  • @danielvandeputte7588
    @danielvandeputte7588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think a lot of backlash for the change just comes from the barrage of changes the ride keeps on getting over the years. From the food "chase" change ( Which makes no damn sense) to the literal Jack-apocalypse I'd be sensitive to changes too. This compared to the mansion which is everyone's darling and only seems to get improvements (depending on you're stance on CG hitchhikers) pirates fans sometimes feel the need to fight tooth and nail for their favorite ride. That being said the change was well done and wasn't nearly pointless like food chasers or as intrusive as Jack.

  • @HBarnill
    @HBarnill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Oh boy! I can’t wait for Tony to lose a couple of subscribers, only to gain even more by 100x!

    • @moooshroomdragonking1335
      @moooshroomdragonking1335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100x?

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      moooshroomdragon king you heard me.

    • @moooshroomdragonking1335
      @moooshroomdragonking1335 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HBarnill no i was trying to understand do your meaning

    • @acethetics3878
      @acethetics3878 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      moooshroomdragon king When Tony made that Trumpbot video, he lost 32 subscribers but then gained way more.

  • @jenniferschillig3768
    @jenniferschillig3768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Last night in Barnes and Noble, I read in the latest edition of the Unofficial Disney World Guide (the really, really thick one) that they're considering making a movie centered around Redd as the heroine...and rumor has it that they'd like Karen Gillan (you know...Amy Pond) to play her.

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I heard that too. I'm all for it. Personally I think it'd be cool to open the film with the ride's old auction scene and close it with the ride's new auction scene, and the movie tells the story of how she got from Point A to Point B.

  • @midNAHH
    @midNAHH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Watching Tony moderate Tony VS Tony is Tony... I mean trippy.

  • @JAKECOT_CENTER
    @JAKECOT_CENTER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    So this is how Tony Goldmark deals with DisTwitter

  • @ElNingyou
    @ElNingyou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    14:56 Can't wait to hear about the theme park contextualization of mouthfeel. No one's talking about it.

  • @spookyrosev6467
    @spookyrosev6467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yeah I kind of feel ya here. I am a pretty progressive individual, but there’s been several times where I get annoyed by those who I otherwise agree with getting a little too passionate about being angry at a piece of media where I similar want to shout “you’re not supposed to like it!”. Personally I prefer the badass Red ,but wasn’t that bothered by the Wench auction if still feeling pretty “yeesh” after I first actively noticed it (didn’t bat an eye when I rode the original version)

  • @ggarlinghouse9417
    @ggarlinghouse9417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To be honest I agree with you on this. I've been torn on how to feel about the changes to Pirates ever sense they went in. I enjoy both versions, but have issues with both so I still don't know how to feel about it. I do feel that you represented both arguments very well and made clear each of their detractors and benefits.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "We want the redhead! No, the other redhead!"

  • @TheLostBoysGirls
    @TheLostBoysGirls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    17:57 Here because of the latest announcement for the upcoming changes to the Jungle Cruise ride. New scenes and story to be added to the attraction.

  • @dragon1130
    @dragon1130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've only ever ridden pirates once a few years ago at magic kingdom before the change, but I will say, just from the scenes I've seen here...
    We wants the red head....pirate.

  • @WaltWalnuts
    @WaltWalnuts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Of course I'm sad they changed the original auction scene, but I realized that it wouldn't really change that fact that it's one of my favorite Disneyland attractions. I'm just hoping they get rid of Johnny Depp and try to bring the ride back to its former glory in some way.

  • @SildaTwinton
    @SildaTwinton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DAMN what an incredible episode. The writing on this genuinely made me laugh out loud which I don't do often, so cheers to that! Keep up the great work, Tony.

  • @parasollover
    @parasollover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well that was informative! The first time I saw footage of the update was the Disneyland Paris version and that one was slightly different.
    In that one Tiny is in the same cheery pose as before, but she is wearing all the swindled jewels and pearls she can. I’m pretty sure she’s one of the pirates now, but I don’t understand French!
    I hope they can bring that to the states because she looks so sad now.

  • @SamyulDavis
    @SamyulDavis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The hilarious thing about this review is that both of your comedy stereotypes are still written by you- and therefore much more articulated and subtle than the real deal.

  • @thesnapz54
    @thesnapz54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really appreciate the effort you put into these videos Tony. At the end I'm left with a lot of feelings, the strongest among them is that I'm not sure how Poochy would have felt or reacted to many of the scenes and opinions displayed.

  • @JazzyTyfighter
    @JazzyTyfighter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That spin on the Family Guy naming joke was genius. I’m going to google those real life pirates now. And props to you for not using a bunch of the pirates from One Piece.

  • @KarnRulez
    @KarnRulez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Can the sixth movie have the Red Head pirate and not Johnny Depp? I want strong female leads and I wanna watch red pill incels cry

    • @servomoore
      @servomoore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't forget to bring Tiny! She can be played by Margo Martindale.

    • @starbird3939
      @starbird3939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      servomoore Captain Redd and her first mate, Tiny.
      Oh, and they are bff’s with Anne Bonney and Mary Reed.

    • @seanurbik2689
      @seanurbik2689 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@starbird3939 Yes. This is good.

    • @POLE7645
      @POLE7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, that movie kinda exists already. It was called Cutthroat Island. And it wasn’t good for many reasons.
      It was enjoyable, though.

  • @moviemaestro800
    @moviemaestro800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So happy that this finally arrived. Been waiting for many months to finally see this finished video, undoubtedly alongside many many others. You know, a part of me wants to be frustrated with the amount of time it takes to get a new video from you, but I never can, since I just enjoy the quality of your content so damn much. In other words, great job! You've exceeded my expectations with this one, I must say.

  • @raleighfunk7969
    @raleighfunk7969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a Great video that really captures how I think a lot of us felt about the changes. Although I ultimately think it was for the best, I understand and appreciate transgressive art and do feel that we don’t have that in the Disney parks. Part of me was sad to see that element go for pirates but I’m glad we at least get to have one kick ass female pirate. (Although ya it dose suck how tiny can’t be a pirate as well seems like it would have been easy enough to make her one to). Having the dueling personas was super funny and an interesting change of pace that worked really well. Keep up the great work and I’ll be looking forward to the next video. #TeamTryhard

    • @raleighfunk7969
      @raleighfunk7969 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mattbrain I guess I don’t notice it but I don’t usually notice audio problems unless there very noticeable

  • @Emike-nc9ew
    @Emike-nc9ew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you tony you cure my depression

  • @karseniberra
    @karseniberra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well that was surprisingly unbiased considering your Twitter. I don’t want to go down a rabbit hole of arguments so that’s all I’ll say.
    Also yeah if you can help Dave please do. I want to but I’m dirt broke.
    Also (also) two post credits scenes? That’s like having two alsos!

  • @westheriault3797
    @westheriault3797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your acting in this is just so good. I love watching it because it's good but also just for the craft as well

  • @kylemorello4787
    @kylemorello4787 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Out of curiosity, let's say they did eventually decide to make Tiny a pirate, maybe as Red's first mate or something. Who do you think should voice her? I have two ideas:
    1. Mae Whitman: You already have Azula playing Red in this ride that features burning a town while singing a ditty. Might as well bring the waterbender into this water ride while we're at it.
    Michaela Dietz: She and Grey already had cute chemistry in The Owl House. Why not?
    Anyone else have any other ideas?

  • @Trent-Girone
    @Trent-Girone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tony, I’m gonna be very honest. It took me until NOW to realize Edgesword is a pun on “edgelord”.

  • @mhypnoman2100
    @mhypnoman2100 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice seeing you yesterday at the park. Like you I like both and I’m glad we are able to plus and add to it.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Oh Boy , here we go

  • @JayBee398
    @JayBee398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great content as always Tony, I appreciate all the effort you put into your vids.
    Unrelated note, but it just occurred to me, after YOLO became a thing, I wonder if Disney ever considered doing Pirates merch with the phrase YOHO plastered all over it. Or maybe they did and I missed it.
    For me personally, I've always liked the ride but its never been one of my all time favorites, (I always tried to avoid it as a kid because I was scared of the drop at the start.) So honestly I'm not bothered by it changing and I appreciate the fact that they keep finding ways to freshen it up. Plus she's voiced by freakin' Azula, who doesn't love that?

    • @TonyGoldmark
      @TonyGoldmark  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like that YOLO/YOHO thing MUST have happened at some point. If not, missed opportunity.

  • @michaelr5088
    @michaelr5088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First off, great video. Was able to giggle a little at my cubicle at work which I needed. Having said that, the last time I was at Disneyland was 1995, though I did go to the Magic Kingdom version about a decade ago. Great points in general. And will definitely donate to Dave when I can throughout the coming months. Take care and keep blocking the trolls on Twitter quicker! You don't need that stress!

  • @cameronpearce5943
    @cameronpearce5943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Next pirate movie is Tiny getting kidnapped by pirates, rescued by Red, and becoming a pirate herself as Red’s First Mate

  • @danwilliams1989
    @danwilliams1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The change doesn’t really bother me too much.

  • @hannahcostanzo7488
    @hannahcostanzo7488 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Didn't expect to see a ContraPoints inspired Disney blog today, but I'm very happy I did!

  • @Elementa2006
    @Elementa2006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    20:34 - 21:20 my feelings on the constant over-exaggerated arguments over stuff like Doctor Who Season 11, She-Ra reboot, diversity in superhero comics in a nutshell.

  • @adamgrunther1367
    @adamgrunther1367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can definitely say that Tony plays a more convincing pirate than Garrett Hedlund.

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Garrett Hedlund’s Hook was the long lost twin brother of Jared Leto’s Joker.

  • @Broadwaychica
    @Broadwaychica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well damn...you know, I never thought I'd say this, but I understand the other side of this argument a lot better now. I was really stoked about the change and rolled my eyes at people who took issue with it...but you made a lot of good points for that side. It's a shame the most extreme sides of any argument get the most attention, we'd be able to understand one another better if they didn't. You're doing the Internet a real service with videos like this.

  • @ZimMan2
    @ZimMan2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What a fascinating, multi-faceted issue that can be used as a jumping off point for discussing the way changing times and the emergence of previously marginalized voices can effect transient media like theme park attractions and how changes to said transient media have a give and take not present in media more set in stone like film, television, or books. I should say something interesting and insightful.
    I like redheads with guns.

  • @BentendoFR
    @BentendoFR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very good representation of both sides and arguments. I do wish for your friends to have a very smooth recovery.

  • @adamclinton8241
    @adamclinton8241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think your speech at the end was my favorite part. The one where you talk about how you shouldn’t attack people over their opinion if they disagree with you. This was another great video and I hope for more great content in the future.

    • @adamclinton8241
      @adamclinton8241 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t have the cleanest conscience when it comes to this and you might recall an example of this.

  • @JonahHenrickson
    @JonahHenrickson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mind if I use the “What you like is what you like” part and share it to anyone who are having the arguments like that over whatever subject they’re arguing about?

  • @TheDisneyGeekette
    @TheDisneyGeekette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fast forward to 2020 and get ready for the sequel: 🐰 Splash Mountain vs TPATF retheme 🐸 °o°

  • @alexanderklepp
    @alexanderklepp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tony, I applaud you for tackling this issue well. The battle between the two honestly reminds me of myself during debate. That rant at the end was so cathartic to hear as well.

  • @jdude9314
    @jdude9314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow. After seeing this, I feel you are one of the most sensible people on the Internet today. I agree with everything you said near the end of this video. Bravo, sir!

  • @vorpalfirefly
    @vorpalfirefly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly keeping both the old and new I would like. I feel the wench bidding isn't meant to be taken to the extreme but I would have liked it if she was a pirate in the end, but bidded on first. Also your humor is gold.

  • @timrob12
    @timrob12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Unfortunately, I'm unable to donate to the gofundme page, but tell Doggans and his girlfriend that they have my well wishes.

  • @BrerOswald
    @BrerOswald 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pirate Tony brought up some great points, especially about Tiny. If you are going to make it progressive, why not go all the way? I don’t think the scene was done well. If they had to change it, they could have done it a lot better.
    I think the biggest blow of losing the original scene is the dialogue. Paul Frees Voice was iconic.

  • @LostNapoleon
    @LostNapoleon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tony, you’re saying the word “Horizons” too many times for my heart to take

  • @InfernoDragon1
    @InfernoDragon1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just my two cents, they probably could have changed the redhead to be one of the pirates, possibly even as the auctioneer, and still kept the scene mostly the same. And even keep the “we want the redhead” line with a smart ass retort from Redd after firing her flintlock in the general direction of the pirates saying the line.

  • @jacobsimon452
    @jacobsimon452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can’t wait to see what Tony has to say about Splash Mountain being replaced by Princess and the frog. I have never seen the Disney fans so mad. Personally I love the change but I cannot wait to see what Tony has in store.

  • @ericherstead9494
    @ericherstead9494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bravo tony it's a damn complicated mess but you made a great argument for both sides well done

  • @TheLostBoysGirls
    @TheLostBoysGirls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We were there at Disneyland on the day when Pirates reopened with the new changes. Pirates of the Caribbean is one of our favorite rides and we understand why the change happened. Personally, we find it really cool to have Redd be a pirate, especially when meeting her at the park. Will we will miss the original scene? Yes, even though the dialogue is not as good as the original. The new transition scene and return of the original audio was definitely a surprise for us and we really enjoyed it. Overall, it was a bit of a hit and miss, but we still like the change. Fantastic job on the video and addressing this issue. 2 thumbs up! 😃👍👍✨