@22sojourner you’re so Lame bruh the mustang jokes are so outdated now it’s all about chargers and challengers groping gapped by literally everyone 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@alfredorock-flores8480 Thank you for being so kind. I repeated what Avch said, and I laughed, so what? Why are you watching this channel when you don't like what he said? Are you a Karen?
OMG, I grew up in a military family and we lived in Panama for 3 years. Right before we left, we went out to dinner at a nice place with one of my sister's friends to celebrate their 6th grade graduation (yep, 'merica). So, when we pulled up and parked on the road there was a group of Panamanian gopniks hanging around. They tell my dad they'll make sure now one blocks in the car while we're in the restaurant..... for a fee. My dad gave a polite no thanks and we went inside. When we came out, these fools had had their friends park their cars right on each bumper. They started laughing when we came out, us ladies were like..... oh god, what now? My dad, cool as cucumber said "get in the car." My mom, "um...." My dad "just get in the car." Now these Panamanian gopniks were defo low IQ. They parked their little EU import cars to block in the Griswolds old school wood paneled station wagon. So, we climbed over bumpers and quietly got in the car. My completely insane father put that car in drive and slammed it forward, the reverse, and slammed it back, drive and slammed it forward, reverse and slam it back, then he quietly pulled out of the space. We were going to sell that car once we got back to the states. Unfortunately it broke down halfway to FL and we had to buy a new car in SC. But really, the story was worth being stuck in the hot sun while we had to buy that new car.
@Laura-mi3nv your dad sounds like one of those guys who waits in the night at his home with a gun in the shadow so he can get a thief. Great that he taught those idiots a lesson
I didn't know Porsche had a space program. HEHEHEEE I literally laughed out loud at that one. And then he hit the fire hydrant 😂😂😂 I guess he needed a shower to cool down after that crash. Another great video with hilarious and spot on commentary. Thank you for this one 😊❤❤❤
0:07 that brief clip is the legendary Bandimere Speedway near my home in Morrison, Colorado. For 65 years that was the place to go for speed and power! It closed last year, sadly. But hopefully it will be opening in a new location. Great video! Porsches are always entertaining. And, seriously, who would attempt a hit and run on a Porsche? Dingleberry! 😄
A masterpiece as usual full of the usual dingleberries. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
2:50 In NYC this is how you park! 20 point maneuver to get in/out of any parallel parking situation. The regulars have "nerf bars" and rubber flaps they hang on the bumpers to protect them! It's a cluster fu*k!
Serious question: Are the three wheeled Porsches shown in this video that are also missing doors and fenders Porsche's "Lightweight" models? And are you charged extra for that trim level? Who am I kidding? It's Porsche, OF COURSE you pay extra! 😆 Keep up the videos you cheeky little sausage! 😂
Well, you go spend your $211,000 before options (+ on road costs) on your beloved Taycan Turbo S (without turbocharging smh) and the true driving enthusiasts amongst us will opt for absolutely anything else in the Porsche range (but preferably a 992 GT3RS) other than that unappealing, unrewarding, unemotive, 5,060lb, 4-door, all-electric, lame, family sedan.
My brother loves Porsches..They are just awful..omg bad lol We never got on..He has loads of money to waste..Once saw one aquaplain on M25 backwards, while all other cars carried on as normal!😂
Movie "Risky Business" - after some adventures, kid winds up with dad's 911 in a lake. Shop manager comes out and asks who the kommandant of the U-boat was .... And did the same guy in the same rally make it in TWICE?? (That light green racing car..) My dream car is the Caymen GTS... 🥰
Are they still making two-door Porsches? I had to google to check it out. It's all Panameras around, and a few surviving Cayennes. Ten years ago Cayennes were everywhere, not anymore.
7:18 Back in the day I was considering a Cayman ... Didn't like the name 😊, plus the baby Porsche label. So I went for the most hated brand ... BMW 6 Series coupe (E63, LCI). I've owned it for 14 years and counting.
2:38 I think a laser hit his car when optimus prime and megatron were fighting, no but seriously, it looks like it got cut by a laser or droven over a landmine
Problem here with 911 having engine weight past rear axle which is not a problem in the Cayman apart from a small amount of the gear box yet Porsche is now stopping making the petrol Cayman lol 😜
my fav Porsche has to be if i was in the market for new 911 Targa 4 GTS the best looking one and that Targa rear looks great down sides its a sports car but it 1.7 ton nearly 1.8 ton that is shocking as plenty super light around a ton sports cars, decided to build a Targa 911 other downside only one engine option and no manual an auto 911 that is depressing but all the options my 911 Targa 4 GTS Configuration £178,839.00 and that was with nearly £30,000 ad-dons. but im sure this hold it value not like ev version were few years lost £70-80,000 that a crazy loss looking at over £30,000 a year loss losing faster than you clear the finance. im sure the 911 Targa 4 GTS hold it value far better and it far better looking. the only modern Porsche id buy if i was rich. but as you know i like my supper lights so id prob have elise, or other light weight sports car it may be slow but lightness adds fun, as with £180k i could have all the small sports cars i like and have cash left over
7:57 lol, crosswalk becomes porschewalk
Yeah 😁
That Porsche went full Mustang ... lol
That really happened! 😁
@@22sojourner thanks 👍
@22sojourner you’re so Lame bruh the mustang jokes are so outdated now it’s all about chargers and challengers groping gapped by literally everyone 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@alfredorock-flores8480 You are not wrong. 😁
@@alfredorock-flores8480 Thank you for being so kind. I repeated what Avch said, and I laughed, so what? Why are you watching this channel when you don't like what he said? Are you a Karen?
most have the money to buy the Porsche but don't have the skill to drive them
You really have to know how to handle these amazing cars.
@@AVCH ya, but first godda save up money from two life times.
Porsche space program.... well done as always my friend. 💪🙂👍
Thank you, i appreciate it brate. 👍
OMG, I grew up in a military family and we lived in Panama for 3 years. Right before we left, we went out to dinner at a nice place with one of my sister's friends to celebrate their 6th grade graduation (yep, 'merica). So, when we pulled up and parked on the road there was a group of Panamanian gopniks hanging around. They tell my dad they'll make sure now one blocks in the car while we're in the restaurant..... for a fee. My dad gave a polite no thanks and we went inside. When we came out, these fools had had their friends park their cars right on each bumper. They started laughing when we came out, us ladies were like..... oh god, what now? My dad, cool as cucumber said "get in the car." My mom, "um...." My dad "just get in the car." Now these Panamanian gopniks were defo low IQ. They parked their little EU import cars to block in the Griswolds old school wood paneled station wagon. So, we climbed over bumpers and quietly got in the car. My completely insane father put that car in drive and slammed it forward, the reverse, and slammed it back, drive and slammed it forward, reverse and slam it back, then he quietly pulled out of the space. We were going to sell that car once we got back to the states. Unfortunately it broke down halfway to FL and we had to buy a new car in SC. But really, the story was worth being stuck in the hot sun while we had to buy that new car.
Cool Dad ... I love it!
Awesome story, thanks for sharing it with us. 😎
@@AVCH - I love how something can trigger such an epic memory, your channel seems to do that for me a lot for some reason.
@@Laura-mi3nv Keep `em coming, i love to hear your stories. 🙂
@Laura-mi3nv
your dad sounds like one of those guys who waits in the night at his home with a gun in the shadow so he can get a thief. Great that he taught those idiots a lesson
I didn't know Porsche had a space program. HEHEHEEE I literally laughed out loud at that one. And then he hit the fire hydrant 😂😂😂 I guess he needed a shower to cool down after that crash. Another great video with hilarious and spot on commentary. Thank you for this one 😊❤❤❤
Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Much love! 😊❤❤❤
I live in Toronto. That car driving though the water was like the streets of Toronto a few days ago only the water was deeper.
Sorry to hear that but i still wouldn`t try that.
Always a pleasure to view a Bratwurst Buggy come to grief.
Excellent coverage, my friend! You're doing a terrific job of providing very powaaaaaaa-ful coverage! :-)
Thank you my friend, im doing my best to give you guys the best. 😎
"Runs and drives..."
😁
Love your videos! Best dashcam compilations on TH-cam!
Thank you so much, glad you enjoyed! 😁
Was just watching some older vids and I'm glad to hear you've learned about proper audio levels in the meantime :)
Im always trying my best, thanks. :)
> you buy a BMW
> you crash BMW
> you buy Porsche
True Words
> you crash Porsche even harder😂😂
Lowest common denominator is incompetent drivers owning powerful cars! 🤓
True words.
nice one mate keep it up :) hope you are well
Thanks, will do! 😁
That will buff right out....
It is a Porsche GT3 manual. No one ever throws one of those away.
For sure. 😁
0:07 that brief clip is the legendary Bandimere Speedway near my home in Morrison, Colorado. For 65 years that was the place to go for speed and power! It closed last year, sadly. But hopefully it will be opening in a new location.
Great video! Porsches are always entertaining. And, seriously, who would attempt a hit and run on a Porsche? Dingleberry! 😄
Darko! Lovely video, as always! I'm craving a "Dingleberry Cops" video! Something in your style, not trying to offend cops but just being funny!
That is a good idea, we`ll see. 😁
Can you do yugo fails next? If you even find some of course!
Another great compilation and commentary..thanks AVCH 👍😀
Thanks again, means a lot! :)
POWAA!
Powaaaa! 😎
Enjoyed the Volkswagon review. Lots of Powaaaa and crunch !
Yeah, lots of Beetles in this one. 😁
please make some country specials.
Noted, that is a good idea.
@@AVCH great, you can start with german idiots,,we have a lot of them.
@ 6:34 the Panamera driver in full arrogance mode....what a shock!! 😂😂
Hahahaha yeah 😂
@@AVCH Arrogance is the only fuel Porsche drives will ever need.
2:39 коли двигун у дупі і трьох колес достатньо. 😅 Дякую за відео 👍
Hahahaha 😂 Thank you for watching as always. 👍
that last video, dude walked through the car LOL
Yeah 🤣
A masterpiece as usual full of the usual dingleberries.
Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Hahahaha good one! Thank you as always. :)
6:19. Man, they did that GT3 dirty. Revoke his Porsche VIP card.
Thanks, AVCH! "Curve position?" "Fire hydrant position?" Beauty.
It's "curb position".
😁
2:34 that would be a pole position... a literal pole position
Yeah 😂😂😂
0:45 Here comes the U-boat.
😁
these crashes hurt me😭
Yeah, it`s sad to see those cars getting treated like that.
Beetle parts flying everywhere!
Hahahaha 😁
Je veux de la casse 😂
😂
@@AVCH 🤘🤘🤘
Aloha from Honolulu
Aloha my friend. 😁
When some of the stupidest things are done with the nicest cars in the world.
Exactly.
Snap oversteer has entered the chat.
🤣
@ 5:20 The white porsche went full Mustang and made a hydrant position and got a free car wash......POWAAA😂😂
Two for one. Powaaa! 😂
@@AVCH it is always nice to have a clean car.
@@mb280sl7 Yeah 😁
@@AVCH Yeah baby....POWAAAA
@@mb280sl7 😁
Even when it’s an all Porsche episode you still have to give the Mustang a shot. My GT 350 is not happy with you. 😁
Hopefully you won't go full Mustang and end up in a crowd position 😊.
Tell him i was just joking. 😁
YESSS New VIDEO!!! And I was the 100th person to like
Nice, thanks! 😎
2:50 In NYC this is how you park! 20 point maneuver to get in/out of any parallel parking situation. The regulars have "nerf bars" and rubber flaps they hang on the bumpers to protect them! It's a cluster fu*k!
Like in most big cities.
Serious question: Are the three wheeled Porsches shown in this video that are also missing doors and fenders Porsche's "Lightweight" models? And are you charged extra for that trim level?
Who am I kidding? It's Porsche, OF COURSE you pay extra! 😆
Keep up the videos you cheeky little sausage! 😂
It`s an optional extra of course. 😂 Thank you so much, i will!
At 2:35, that was a bollard position!
Yeah
It's funny how he criticizes the Taycan handling being one of the fastest cars in Nürburgring
It was a joke bro, relax.
Well, you go spend your $211,000 before options (+ on road costs) on your beloved Taycan Turbo S (without turbocharging smh) and the true driving enthusiasts amongst us will opt for absolutely anything else in the Porsche range (but preferably a 992 GT3RS) other than that unappealing, unrewarding, unemotive, 5,060lb, 4-door, all-electric, lame, family sedan.
@@Virvum_Juggernaut You got a point too.
@@AVCH I appreciated your joke also.
@@Virvum_Juggernaut Thanks. 🙂
02:08 Runs and drives 😂
It`s a fact! 😂
Bumpers are not meant to deform under 5kph so all is good.
Hate it when people park like that so you can’t get out. 3:38
Yeah maybe they even did it on purpose.
5:19 nah bro, that's a H2O position
Hahahaha true 😂
Burning some late night premium petrol, huh? ;)
😁😁😁
wish your videos were longer :(
I will do my best to make them as long as possible. Thank you for the support. :)
@@AVCH
@@N4k3d_G4m3r That's great, im looking forward to it. Thank you for the support! 🙂
4:23 if the bumper was a little higher than that, he would have gone full mustang
I am not showing that fire hydrant position to my farm administrator
It`s better that way 😂
2:13 How is thing Porsche still driveable lol😂😂😂
2:41 And how is this car still driving? That is totaled lol😂😂😂😂
You know what they used to make? If you don`t please google it. 😁
Clowns in cars
man what do you have against volkswagens?? 😁
My brother loves Porsches..They are just awful..omg bad lol We never got on..He has loads of money to waste..Once saw one aquaplain on M25 backwards, while all other cars carried on as normal!😂
Nothing i think it`s one of the supercars. 😁
Movie "Risky Business" - after some adventures, kid winds up with dad's 911 in a lake. Shop manager comes out and asks who the kommandant of the U-boat was ....
And did the same guy in the same rally make it in TWICE?? (That light green racing car..)
My dream car is the Caymen GTS... 🥰
That is a great choice my friend but i would say mine is a GT3 or GT2. 😁
First time i heard ditch position
And it won`t be the last. 😂
The Porsche got a bannister position
😁
3:48 i can't tell if that was you or the engine
It was me 😂
Under 5 minute squad
That’s what she said
@@thatguyineverycommentssection 😏
Nice 😎
@2:51, well, they are called "bumpers" after all.
Living up to it`s name. 😁
Are they still making two-door Porsches? I had to google to check it out. It's all Panameras around, and a few surviving Cayennes. Ten years ago Cayennes were everywhere, not anymore.
Interesting, i didn`t know that.
5:49 What the hell is a cayenne? That is just an inflated Volkswagen Beetle
😂😂
Neidhammel😂😂
😂😂😂
7:18 Back in the day I was considering a Cayman ... Didn't like the name 😊, plus the baby Porsche label. So I went for the most hated brand ... BMW 6 Series coupe (E63, LCI). I've owned it for 14 years and counting.
I like 6 series, good choice in my opinion.
4:23 why are the brake lights blurred out?
Because of the licence plate. :)
Bevor man denen einen Porsche verkauft , sollte jeder mindestens.. 1 Fahrsicherheitstraining absolvieren
That is a great idea, even for the other brands.
0:09 typisch Zürcher
I have to take your word for it 😂
5:16 is that james may's voice
Maybe it is 😂
2:38 I think a laser hit his car when optimus prime and megatron were fighting, no but seriously, it looks like it got cut by a laser or droven over a landmine
You know what Porsche made a long time ago maybe they are onto something once again. 😂
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How do you know?
@@AVCH because im portuguese and the panamera one the guy is talking portuguese
@@LugiaExtremo Oh i see, thank you. 🙂
Have a great day 🎇🦾, and be safe 🏴🏴🏴😅😅😅😂
You too, thanks! 😎
Wow they sell drier cell batteries in your country. Wow
0:15 Böblingen
Porsches are in fact upgraded Mustangs ... turn traction control off and you know why
I think it`s all about the driver.
@@AVCH Isn't it mostly ?
@@timgodderis1918 It is.
Problem here with 911 having engine weight past rear axle which is not a problem in the Cayman apart from a small amount of the gear box yet Porsche is now stopping making the petrol Cayman lol 😜
We love petrol, they should not do that.
😁😁👍😎
Thank you as always. 😁
Porsche must be Mustang in German.
Time will tell. 😁
my fav Porsche has to be if i was in the market for new 911 Targa 4 GTS the best looking one and that Targa rear looks great down sides its a sports car but it 1.7 ton nearly 1.8 ton that is shocking as plenty super light around a ton sports cars, decided to build a Targa 911 other downside only one engine option and no manual an auto 911 that is depressing but all the options my 911 Targa 4 GTS Configuration £178,839.00 and that was with nearly £30,000 ad-dons. but im sure this hold it value not like ev version were few years lost £70-80,000 that a crazy loss looking at over £30,000 a year loss losing faster than you clear the finance. im sure the 911 Targa 4 GTS hold it value far better and it far better looking. the only modern Porsche id buy if i was rich. but as you know i like my supper lights so id prob have elise, or other light weight sports car it may be slow but lightness adds fun, as with £180k i could have all the small sports cars i like and have cash left over
Targa is very good looking car.
It’s slippery when wet 5:27
😂
7:50
Amazing solution 😂
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You r gay but not for the reason you think it is because you need to make a longer video, bro we want to see more content so longer videos😅😊
I see what you did there. I'll see what i can do! 🤣
we can see fool
accent ? wtf
Porsche =vag 😂😂😂
Yeah, it`s a glorified beetle. 😂