Only FailArmy’s ability (inability) to subtitle. First example at 4:53: Not even English. Even worse at 5:10 - English clearly spoken, completely mis-subtitled.
Yep. I don't know why my Comment keeps getting deleted by TH-cam - I'm not saying anything nasty. So... I'll try rephrasing it again. Sixth time lucky, maybe.🤪 Here goes... Yes indeed. I think some peeps think the Guards are a bit of a joke, rather like a Disney Parade put on for tourists, but they're actually real soldiers on active duty, armed with real guns and doing a real job.
I got my first chin up bar when I was twelve ( medical). I weighed 100 lbs. But it comes with brackets you screw into the doorframe, and I was smarter at ten than...well, any lunk, for sure.
He's got earbuds in and cranked up. Zero situational awareness stacked on top of technology that further zeroes out situational awareness. Imagine all those people out there who couldn't hit a barn with a ball if it were 5 feet in front of them, have no reflexes or situational awareness, and pay zero attention to anything going on around them on the best of days... now imagine them all wearing earbuds that take away one of their primary senses.
The real issue is that the majority of mankind truly *is* this schtoopid. 🙄 They don't legitimately think or analyze what they'll attempt prior to doing so; they'll just go for it. Same goes for how they decide on a political candidate, what jobs to pursue, and what activities to spend their most precious resource upon. Super classy stuff, btw. 😂
Sir David Attenborough : "Over 200,000 years of evolution has made humans the most intelligent species on Earth." Fail Army: "It's time to re-define what is meant by the word 'intelligence'."
At 0:20 , reminded of a buddy that was going to be the perfect gentleman and carry his friend's grandmother across the creek. She farted causing him to slip and they both fell in the creek. Her grandson standing on the bank couldn't stop laughing.
@@tonidufrene5845 Yes, you could get hurt if you leaned over to pick up the contents so you fall over, slip on the tomato, slide across the floor, roll down the stairs to the front door you left open, hit the screen door latch with your foot, roll down your porch stairs and pick up speed, rolling down the slope of your driveway picking up more speed, hit a garbage bin being picked up by a truck, get plucked up and thrown into the back, get carried to a processing centre, get detained by police who arrest you for being a nuisance, get taken to jail, but your lawyer is in the Bahamas with two interns, so you sit in your cell, picking at a loose piece of skin on your finger, but you open it too far, and some juice from the tomato gets in and it really hurts!
Unlucky? Nah, it's just people thinking they don’t need to learn, too lazy to listen, or worse, acting like experts at something they've never tried. Those folks are a real hazard!
She shouldn't have been using a stool that wasn't meant to for standing on to try and get on the horse. And why would a horse know that a human "nearly broke its neck"? It doesn't have that kind of reasoning power in its brain.
Real shoutout to the man at 10:11. I recognized that he's speaking in elaborate Puerto Rican Spanish swears and showed my parents because it reminds me of when Dad gets similarly mad at objects. Dad immediately transcribed them and now sometimes we each just start spewing the whole bit at each other when we're least expecting it. Your fall was not in vain, sir!
Honestly, it’s so depressing to see the physical and mental ineptitude of these people. It makes me want to cry and doubt our ability to evolve any further.
Actually, SHE was the true fail in that one---anyone with the brain of even a gnat would have seen that the car was hung up on something and couldn't just drive off, so why say anything other than "Do you want me to call a tow truck?"? There was nothing good about her!
But it was also set on a public sidewalk, illegally, blocking it, and not where one would expect such a thing. He wasn't looking straight forward, and was likely deep in thought, so it wasn't actually in his line of sight. Whoever set it there was responsible for him crashing into it.
Yeah---dude obviously never heard of painter's tape, so used what appeared to be either duct tape, or duck tape, neither of which is ever meant to used that way.
That's not a stepladder. It's planter steps. A wire frame to put potplants on. Not designed for climbing on (but perhaps better than what he did climb on).
No one was harmed
Only FailArmy’s ability (inability) to subtitle. First example at 4:53: Not even English. Even worse at 5:10 - English clearly spoken, completely mis-subtitled.
4:47 How do you know? This can damage the eardrum. Don’t promote that behaviour!
Sure, sure.
The lord looks after fools and babies.
But its pure Darwinism !!!!!!!
7:38 Dude lost 95% of the coffee but still took the last sip
😂😂😂😂😂
I saw this comment then laughed when the clip came up because of it
Would do the same honestly
100 would do ha
Waste not, want not.☕
Fail Army is the best for funny clips because theres no one ruining the clip by telling you what you are already watching like most others
Yes! No comments, no music, no sound effects. Let it speak for itself.
@@John_Fugazzi exactly
Yeah but there to short by about 5 seconds
@@SlwRpr yes I thought I noticed that in several clips.
Hospitals will NEVER go out of business
the balloons popping out of the trunk at 15:05 LOL
It's like congratulating for fail😅😅
Insane!!!
IKR LOL ITS TO PERFECT 😂😂😂
Those guards don't stop for _anyone_ who gets in the way.
Yep. I don't know why my Comment keeps getting deleted by TH-cam - I'm not saying anything nasty. So... I'll try rephrasing it again. Sixth time lucky, maybe.🤪
Here goes...
Yes indeed. I think some peeps think the Guards are a bit of a joke, rather like a Disney Parade put on for tourists, but they're actually real soldiers on active duty, armed with real guns and doing a real job.
@@EleanorPeterson Indeed, the do NOT mess around, and youtube is being a little sensitive bitch lately, for some reason 🤣
@@LordStarbeard Lately? The people that run TH-cam have been sensitive for at least a decade.
Except the king
Nor should they. That lady saw them coming... 🤣🤣🤣
Within the first minute, my distrust for workout equipment on a doorframe has been heightened.
I have none of these problems
I got my first chin up bar when I was twelve ( medical).
I weighed 100 lbs. But it comes with brackets you screw into the doorframe, and I was smarter at ten than...well, any lunk, for sure.
Most is user error
As A builder, i can state that it is NEVER the doorframe's fault. The trick is to be smarter than a doorframe.
@@coachbrandon01 Hell it's not even the door frame. Mostly they hang those chin-up bars on the door trim.
0:36 Oscar in a world of his own 😂
A definite Razzie Award for both
He's got earbuds in and cranked up. Zero situational awareness stacked on top of technology that further zeroes out situational awareness. Imagine all those people out there who couldn't hit a barn with a ball if it were 5 feet in front of them, have no reflexes or situational awareness, and pay zero attention to anything going on around them on the best of days... now imagine them all wearing earbuds that take away one of their primary senses.
Someone: *gets harmed*
FailArmy: "No one was harmed."
Some are not unlucky ,they just lack common sense.😮
Right like the one on the horse
And the one with the fire alarm on a spinning chair when there was a ladder in the background
I came here to post "most".
Still funny but title is false.
@@VerySwearyFairyI missed that
Some people aren't necessarily unlucky; they just lack common sense.
@11:55 - Look at this bridge.. water both sides.. no sh!t Sherlock :D
Yeah I hate those bridges with water on only one side!😂
His observation of "I'm very wet" demonstrates his astute observation skills.
@@AtheistOrphan A bridge with water only on one side? Dam!
@@tangobaker75 - Brilliant! 👏
R.I.P. to the guy who died by getting struck in the head by the drone falling from 27th story in South Korea
Incompetence does not qualify as unlucky.
The real issue is that the majority of mankind truly *is* this schtoopid. 🙄 They don't legitimately think or analyze what they'll attempt prior to doing so; they'll just go for it. Same goes for how they decide on a political candidate, what jobs to pursue, and what activities to spend their most precious resource upon. Super classy stuff, btw. 😂
😂 YAAASSS!!! 😂
harsh
Neither does stupidity
It is unlucky when you are a natural born moron
People never learn with those door pull-up bars
Yup
Or with the "just wedge it against the ceiling" pole dancing bars.
@grantm6514 Also yup 😂
For 6:17 I am halfway convinced that the poor bird was locked into an oven on the cleaning cycle.
Sir David Attenborough : "Over 200,000 years of evolution has made humans the most intelligent species on Earth."
Fail Army: "It's time to re-define what is meant by the word 'intelligence'."
200,000 years of work and it’s undone in 30 years.
At 0:20 , reminded of a buddy that was going to be the perfect gentleman and carry his friend's grandmother across the creek. She farted causing him to slip and they both fell in the creek. Her grandson standing on the bank couldn't stop laughing.
Loved the lady on the paddle board. She had her nose closed before her tush hit the drink 😂😂
You can always tell the people who never had swimming lessons👃👃 it's hard to swim while holding your nose😂
She was at least 100 pounds heavier than she should have been for that board. No surprise she went overboard.
If I go a day without one of these, I'm having a good day.
It’s not unlucky , it’s just what they do
Schtoopid is as schtoopid does.
0:25 "Before we throw away the broken TV, why don't we make a video where we pretend it falls?"
No one was HARMED?? Those sandwiches sliding off the plate was a tragedy! 😢
That cannot physically injure you in anyway
@@tonidufrene5845Yes they could actually. Yow!!!
@@tonidufrene5845 Yes, you could get hurt if you leaned over to pick up the contents so you fall over, slip on the tomato, slide across the floor, roll down the stairs to the front door you left open, hit the screen door latch with your foot, roll down your porch stairs and pick up speed, rolling down the slope of your driveway picking up more speed, hit a garbage bin being picked up by a truck, get plucked up and thrown into the back, get carried to a processing centre, get detained by police who arrest you for being a nuisance, get taken to jail, but your lawyer is in the Bahamas with two interns, so you sit in your cell, picking at a loose piece of skin on your finger, but you open it too far, and some juice from the tomato gets in and it really hurts!
Loving no music or narration. Just humans being humans, be safe out there.🤸♀️😀
15:42 Nah Terry was PLOTTING
No music, no narration. Perfect!
It's about time we got an "I DONE TOLD UR ASS!!" Ya never know what ur missin' til ya re-hear it 30 years later!! 😂😂😂
FailArmy thinking 0:25 was a legit and not staged video...not surprising 🙄
The trampoline guy wasn't so unlucky, he had a great spotter.
3:55
She's pissed now...
Come back in 10 minutes when her ceiling is on the floor
Unlucky? Nah, it's just people thinking they don’t need to learn, too lazy to listen, or worse, acting like experts at something they've never tried. Those folks are a real hazard!
I was actually watching this video to get rid of stress and free up my mind .... Tq very much bro for uploading these videos 😁😁
Oh the kids are so wholesome and kind 🥹 3:11
3:16 That’s gotta hurt in the morning
Why did the horse girl hover over the horse instead of just sitting down. You were there. Then you failed.
You don't seem to know how horseback riding works.
@@MarvMarvensen is it required to straddle the horse and then hold yourself there for 10 seconds before trying to sit?
@@MarvMarvensen I've never used a ladder to mount up. From left side of horse, left foot in stirrup, swing up and into saddle. Easy peasy.
Riden plenty of horses in my life @MarvMarvensen. The girl hesitated and nearly killed herself.
Also Ridden Plenty Of Times
Girl nearly breaks her neck falling off the horse and the horse is like "dang my leg sure is itchy" lol 2:38
She shouldn't have been using a stool that wasn't meant to for standing on to try and get on the horse. And why would a horse know that a human "nearly broke its neck"? It doesn't have that kind of reasoning power in its brain.
@@jb6712 That's why it's funny "lol"
5:04 It's amazing that he's okay, his body is so flexible. 😂
16:28
That dude probably got carried all the way back to the castle gates.
Real shoutout to the man at 10:11. I recognized that he's speaking in elaborate Puerto Rican Spanish swears and showed my parents because it reminds me of when Dad gets similarly mad at objects. Dad immediately transcribed them and now sometimes we each just start spewing the whole bit at each other when we're least expecting it.
Your fall was not in vain, sir!
Most of these were not so much unlucky as they were poor life choices, lol. 😂
Guy dropping the coffee and still getting a sip of it is a whole mood 😂
You cant park there😂
*after marching into the people* ''MAKE WAY!!!'' lol I love the Royal Guard
"Oooo, babe -- that looked like it hurt so bad..." Way to be supportive, dude. 😬
"Okay see ya"
9:24 she was waiting for this moment 😂😂😂
Thank you for putting that together. I so enjoyed it. A laugh on almost every scene
3:38 Parking is perfect
Drunk I guess
Honestly, it’s so depressing to see the physical and mental ineptitude of these people. It makes me want to cry and doubt our ability to evolve any further.
Oh, don't cry....it's all about to come to an end in the relatively near future.
You took an engagement ring white water rafting. No one ever called him Albert Einstein.
I agree, that’s what the silicone rings are for
congrats on 17 mil subs
0:25 Why did they have a tripod set up to film that? Something smells fishy
Probably from the next clip
could've just been a doorbell camera too
Forget that... the bad acting alone is enough to tell it's staged.
That clip does feel staged, doesn't it? I've never seen doorbell camera footage in such a high resolution.
"Smells fishy!" How about "Looks completely staged"
That dude took his acting lessons from any Korean actor.
2:20 "You can't park there mate!"
Half are stupidity and the other half are mostly just people being clumsy. There are only a few that are “unlucky.”
Consistency with uploads is much appreciated. They're always looked forward to!
8:44 HELMET AGAIN! She didn’t listen the first time!
*I actually smile because the people laugh.*
3:33 good on the woman who shouted back at that "you cant park there" guy but how drunk was the driver?!
The way the dude fell, he was hammered!
Actually, SHE was the true fail in that one---anyone with the brain of even a gnat would have seen that the car was hung up on something and couldn't just drive off, so why say anything other than "Do you want me to call a tow truck?"?
There was nothing good about her!
Bad luck is inevitable, the important thing is to laugh and keep moving forward
Roller skate girl is top heavy😂😂
I'd like to see more of the roller skate girl!
🙄 If that's meant to be funny...it isn't.
8:57 She's so Experienced she said Ouch before she fell. ☕️😌👍💯
13:53 😂👍💯
14:24 Main question. HOW?!.🤔?!
5:08 "F*ckin' hell..."
Subtitle: okay now.
Failarmy subtitles are bigger fails than the fails they're subtitling.
That burnt to hell turkey was the worst I’d ever seen! 😂
Literally none of these videos were unlucky lol
Some were downright foolish choices on the part of those who did what they did, but there were some that were not the fault of the experienciers.
How is this so funny?! I’m literally crying! 😂 Who else is dying from laughter? 🙋♂
7:11 That laugh
Yeah, it wasn't the actual fail that caused me to laugh this time
I wonder how far that guy chased the tent.
🤣🤣
Unlucky moment when I found this video, coffee break extended xd
0:25 "WHYYYY!???" If only someone had an answer to that question..
4:39 HELMET!!!!!
The guy walking straight into a basketball goal setup, in broad daylight! Despite obviously having plenty of time to see it! 🤣🤣🤣
And he was probably the person who put it in the middle of the sidewalk😅
But it was also set on a public sidewalk, illegally, blocking it, and not where one would expect such a thing.
He wasn't looking straight forward, and was likely deep in thought, so it wasn't actually in his line of sight. Whoever set it there was responsible for him crashing into it.
95% of this has nothing to do with luck or being unlucky at all...
True... Its about being dump AF😅
Thanks for highlighting the importance of yielding to emergency vehicles.
4:37 she's ok. Came equipped with air bags
Same woman as 8:41?
Looks like it *staring, not at face
@@closedcasketcustoms 😂 yeah I had to rewind it a few times
she landed on her tailpipe in both videos, she didn’t even use the airbags
Since she was featured twice and on Failarmy IG, she got a name? For research to see if she is ok
There's a difference between "unlucky" and "stupid".
the lady who dropped the tv the guy saw her struggling and didnt immediately go to her is crap.
did it for views. I've seen TVs set out by the street that don't work anymore.
*This video brought back so many wonderful memories for me, thank you to the creators.!* 😅😊😊☺😆😄😀
I’m not the brightest person in the world….but damn, these make me feel better about myself 😂
3:24 "hey you cant park there" Love A hole corn ball humor
9:54 love him
The girl dropping the TV was totally staged
30 seconds in and I see a lot of not luck but stupid actions, going to assume the rest of the video is indeed that
I always cringe when people film themselves working out. Not in FailArmy though. Thank you FailArmy.
That little scream he let out when he ripped that tape off AND the paint job on his car got me, lol 😆
Yeah---dude obviously never heard of painter's tape, so used what appeared to be either duct tape, or duck tape, neither of which is ever meant to used that way.
Wow, thats really unlucky
very little of all that has to do with luck ... its lack of brains in most cases and the fails are more then predictable
You must be a blast at parties!
Fanning a fire is craaazy
Yeah, no brains among that bunch! I was mildly surprised someone didn't throw a pitcher of water on the ELECTRIC fire.
3:22 The funniest part is that there is a stepladder right behind him! 🤣
That's not a stepladder. It's planter steps. A wire frame to put potplants on. Not designed for climbing on (but perhaps better than what he did climb on).
2:45 NICE! Almost had it! 🤏👏
Unlucky for them, fortunate for us.
0:25~0:30 - That looks like it was a set up.
Clearly was. Bad acting. No reason to be filming like that.
100%
the gymnastic girl in slowmotion made a nasty ankle twist! geez!
5:58
"Baby... HOLD the ladder"
One lightly touched ladder later...
15:44 dog be like. i"ll show you for not giving me treats
I felt that guy's frustration with his girlfriend about the TV.
staged
yeah, that staged one reminded me of every ad on tv these days.. black gentlemen, white lady..
@@FlanjoPanjo🤨🤨🤨
@@dr.robertbennett3452 sounds dodgy but here we are, I'm f*ckin triggered lo and behold.
I mean, if by some odd reason it wasn't staged, its on him
First decent fail video un months
This is one of the many reasons why people invented Cameras.
0:53 WOW!!! That contraption is dangerous
These always feel like a movie of my life but less clumsy
The people in the video are less clumsy than you are?? Oh, dear, I never want to be within 200 feet of anywhere you might be!
@jb6712 lol not clumsy, just full of fails
People who plug their noses before going underwater are a special bunch
man, aint no way im getting a shitton of water forced into my deep nasal cavities💀 id rather look stupid
@@Mienarrr I have literally never noticed or thought of the feeling before. If anything it's good for you
flip flops flying always makes me chuckle
I’m surprised the Secret Service wasn’t on here.
Perfect amount of bad luck being blamed for incompetence, just the way FailArmy likes it.
Nowadays sticking your hand on a hot frying pan and getting burned qualifies as unlucky…….apparently