Sam Long well, we see that now. We just weren't thinking out of the box enough, i guess lol I never even considered a cheese grater, but damn if she ever found a way. 😅
@@digdig4088 I was thinking that too. Like, everyone's like "wtf", but I'm rlly not surprised. Like, not only did she call a cheese grater a strainer, she then continued to grate a lettuice
@@iloveyou-pm4tj You obviously have no idea what you're talking about. According to 2012 farm census data, the total amount of farms owned in the US is 2,227,963 farms. The amount owned by people reporting Spanish, Hispanic, and Latino is a total of 79,807 farms. This makes up .0358% of total farms in America. Farms owned by this minority that are larger than 180 acres is about 16,715 of the 79,807, which is roughly 20%. Farms owned by all other races larger than 180 acres is 67,555 of 2,148,156, making up roughly 31%. We aren't even talking about the fact that many of these people reported in the census are legal US citizens, presumably. All these farms combined make up the majority of the produce used by America. Even with the immigrants being kicked out, I highly doubt that our production will be hindered by such a noticeable amount that America will "starve". Especially with the fact that we can also start importing crops if we needed to supplement. I edited this comment to add that this data can be found with a quick google search of the census, and I'll even site my source here. www.nass.usda.gov/Publications/AgCensus/2012/Full_Report/Volume_1,_Chapter_1_US/st99_1_061_061.pdf
@@minecr4ft1z You need to learn how to read. I said that if you kicked out immigrants who would be your cheap labor force. Did I say that they own the farms? No. Rich white people own the (mega) farms and ranches but immigrants are their employee's working on the fields for a minimum wage.
@@iloveyou-pm4tj I guess it's also useful to be said that the census of unemployment quotes that there are (in thousands) 6,314 people whom are hardcore unemployed (6,314,000), and 5,052 people who are unemployed (5,052,000). The amount of illegal immigrants working farms is estimated to be about 1.2 to 1.75 million individuals. Even if America were to get rid of literally every single illegal immigrant (which at this point is more or less impossible, and that of the corrupt government which would allow anything to get it's way), we still have enough individuals to theoretically tend to and grow crops, which still essentially proves your point invalid. Oh, also, by the way, nice ad homeinem fallacy. It really ties your argument together when you personally attack your opponent.
literally nobody ever: that one lady: “I GoT mY sTrAiNeR” *whips out a grater*. Edit:Can’t believe how rude people in the replies to this are, if you have nothing nice to say just don’t say anything.
I refuse to believe that she just called a cheese grater a strainer Edit: Then she went on to say that she was grating the lettuce when the task was to chop it -
I think it's a mix of all, the woman with the gratter and the man with the hammer are very suspicious, but I think a lot of them think they are doing right ^^ I mean, I never chop lettuce (in France, we eat lettuce in whole leaves not chopped) so I would do something strange if I'm asked to chop one in front of a camera XD
@@nana.2511 It's the same people because they do a lot of it in one shoot . Or invite people back. I found some of them so flabbergasting as well when I started watching but then a few things I couldn't do showed up and I would have been one of them in those videos. So it's humbled me and reminded me that even though I know most of these things, not everybody does. That's what makes the reactions so funny. When you don't know, but are still asked to try, the outcome can be hilarious to someone who does know how.
2:11 Me: “yeah, I know how to cut freaking sala- WAIT WHAT ARE THEY- WHY ARE THEY JAMMING THE LETTUCE ON THE TABLE- OHH... WHAT? THIS TAKES OUT THE MIDDLE PART WHAT THE? WHAT THE HELL WHAT else have I been missing out on???“
@@eventlistener2706 "Knives" is a noun, plural of "knife" "Knifes" is a verb - it means "he/she hits somebody with a knife" School - AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?
How do you think McDonald’s makes the lettuce? She’s doing the same thing with what little shredding materials she has. Remember McDonald’s is a big company with better equipment
I never eat iceberg so not too familiar with it but smashing the core out never even occurred to me, it seems like it would make it way harder to cut things the size you want.
He explained that leaving the core in helps hold all the leafs together while you're chopping. There's really no actual benefit to smashing the core out, it's not like it's such a struggle to stop cutting once you get to the core.
they still had it in my middle school around 2010.taut us the basics of sewing and how to scramble eggs. at least 50% of the class didn't take anything seriously. even with home ec you would still get people like this.
Almost Evil 665 not really. If it teaches cooking, sewing, cleaning and other life skills equally to all genders and races, then There’s not actually anything wrong with it. The previous problem with home ec historically has been that it was only taught as part of the girl’s school curriculum. Once schools remove that outdated format, there’s nothing wrong with it.
3forte But 'granny' in the blue sweater at 0:12, who said it's either lettuce or cabbage, is old enough to have gone to school when home ec. was pretty much mandatory for all female students.. 🤔
Missing my favorite option for cutting up a small portion of iceberg lettuce: simply grab 2 or 3 of washed / dried outer leaves (minus the root), roll them into a cigar shape and slice finely.
Epicurious I think I speak for everybody here: Thank you for this series. Makes me feel smart AF every goddamn time. ps Please give the person who made this happen a raise. pps Please make a second season with the same people. Thank you.
That lady with the "strainer" was killing my soul 😬😬😬😬
That's actually a common trick for shredding cabbage for coleslaw. Of course, you use the coarsest side of the grater, though.
@@pendlera2959 it's legit if they want a shredded lettuce, but then again, they told them to "chop" it, not shred it.
I was just about to comment this. In no way is that a strainer
her soul seemed dead also lol
@@pendlera2959 cabbage is also firmer than lettuce. and actually we thinly slice cabbage for our pozole with a knife no grater needed
THE LADY WHO WAS SHREDDING THE LETTUCE LMFAOOOOO IM LOSING MY MIND
To be fair she _shredded_ the crap out of it...
First, in what minute??
Second.... Sailor mooonnn
You mean "strained"?
Deli sandwiches, burgers, tacos, etc. all have shredded lettuce. At least she knew that head of iceberg is lettuce, not cabbage. Have a nice day.
thats a land whale
Yes the grater lady was funny but tenderizing the lettuce is what got me 😂 1:07
No Way Noah da 😂😂
I was reading your comment the same time it came on😂
honestly
Noah yes
Let's keep the chain of 😂😂
1:01 i Am GrAtInG tHe LeTtUcE
1:09 i tenderize the lettuce ...
man these people are funny
I like crunchy lettuce
TheRealbboysplash when lizzo said I AM GRATING THE LETTUCE I was dead
Hey can you open this bottle of water for me?
*WHERE'S THE MEAT CLEAVER*
“I’ve got my strainer”
**pulls out grater**
Mishumydog I died laughing
*grates the lettuce*
Dale Lovas Then how did you write this comment? (I get that it’s a joke, but... you know just making sure no one actually died:)
@@abc_7717 From the grave of course 👁👄👁
@@CrystalDiamondxX lmao
i didn't think there was a wrong way to chop lettuce then i watched this video
DeadlyD0right same! 😂
There is no wrong way.
Cruchty Low 1:01. There absolutely is a wrong way.
@@srlong1123 not if you can eat it.
Sam Long well, we see that now. We just weren't thinking out of the box enough, i guess lol
I never even considered a cheese grater, but damn if she ever found a way. 😅
She just called that grater a strainer....
GG....
I overlooked that, holy crap
She's never cut a head of lettuce in her life obviously lol
@@digdig4088 doesnt look like shes ever eaten lettuce
@@digdig4088 I was thinking that too. Like, everyone's like "wtf", but I'm rlly not surprised. Like, not only did she call a cheese grater a strainer, she then continued to grate a lettuice
I think she have never seen a bloody lettuce in her entire life
i know how to chop lettuce, but DID NOT KNOW that u can get the core out by smashing it, am I the only person lmao
Cause its usless
My mom used to let us do it when we were kids. Fun destruction with a purpose.
It works with a cauliflower as well, so you know.
What why?!
Smashing it damages it
If I take this series as an example I have to assume that about 75% of americans would die of starvation within a few weeks if there was no fast food
But since this is for entertainment, we don’t have to take this a true representation of Americans. They’re probably actors
Yet American grows a bunch of food so countries that in port there food would die first.
@@iloveyou-pm4tj
You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
According to 2012 farm census data, the total amount of farms owned in the US is 2,227,963 farms. The amount owned by people reporting Spanish, Hispanic, and Latino is a total of 79,807 farms. This makes up .0358% of total farms in America.
Farms owned by this minority that are larger than 180 acres is about 16,715 of the 79,807, which is roughly 20%.
Farms owned by all other races larger than 180 acres is 67,555 of 2,148,156, making up roughly 31%.
We aren't even talking about the fact that many of these people reported in the census are legal US citizens, presumably. All these farms combined make up the majority of the produce used by America.
Even with the immigrants being kicked out, I highly doubt that our production will be hindered by such a noticeable amount that America will "starve". Especially with the fact that we can also start importing crops if we needed to supplement.
I edited this comment to add that this data can be found with a quick google search of the census, and I'll even site my source here.
www.nass.usda.gov/Publications/AgCensus/2012/Full_Report/Volume_1,_Chapter_1_US/st99_1_061_061.pdf
@@minecr4ft1z You need to learn how to read. I said that if you kicked out immigrants who would be your cheap labor force. Did I say that they own the farms? No. Rich white people own the (mega) farms and ranches but immigrants are their employee's working on the fields for a minimum wage.
@@iloveyou-pm4tj
I guess it's also useful to be said that the census of unemployment quotes that there are (in thousands) 6,314 people whom are hardcore unemployed (6,314,000), and 5,052 people who are unemployed (5,052,000).
The amount of illegal immigrants working farms is estimated to be about 1.2 to 1.75 million individuals.
Even if America were to get rid of literally every single illegal immigrant (which at this point is more or less impossible, and that of the corrupt government which would allow anything to get it's way), we still have enough individuals to theoretically tend to and grow crops, which still essentially proves your point invalid.
Oh, also, by the way, nice ad homeinem fallacy. It really ties your argument together when you personally attack your opponent.
literally nobody ever:
that one lady: “I GoT mY sTrAiNeR”
*whips out a grater*.
Edit:Can’t believe how rude people in the replies to this are, if you have nothing nice to say just don’t say anything.
By looking at her you know she's never touched lettuce before that episode.
I aM gRaTiNg ThE lEtTuCe
LaMereACaniche 😂 😂 😂
She thought a salad was a chicken
i mean look at her face while she is grating it and see that hate and anger towards the lettuce
Is nobody gonna comment on the dude who just ripped the lettuce with his *bare hands* and said “Done!” ?
Lol because he was doing it right! 🤣
I'm pretty sure that guy is jesus
its leonardo di caprio cosplaying as jesus
Reminds me of Ron Swanson
Sorry i was paying attention to the ogre grating the lettuce
How can chopping lettuce go wrong?
Oh buckle up buddy
You’re new here, aren’t you
Welcome aboard my friend.
You grate it
You use a "strainer" obviously..
4:22 haha... lettuce
Bruh I’m dying top 10 quotes all time
This video is the reason why teaching basic cooking skills and taxes should be compulosry in school.
My school didn't even have home ec because we got defunded 🙃
This is the channel I come to when I feel dumb
Me too seeing people who are dumber than me kinda gives me hope and happiness
These poor foods that have to go through hell from people who’ve never learned how to use a knife.
Is food an instrument?
Mai mayo is that’s a fact
@@i_Mai yes food is art
The fact that she called the grater a strainer yet actually said she was going to grate the lettuce left me in confusion
Don’t think she has ever seen a lettuce anyways
1:08 “I’m tenderizing the the lettuce.” Lmao 😂
Ohh you poor boy, it’s a vegetable not no meat ( you can’t tenderize a vegetable) 😂😂😂😂😂
r/comedyhomicude
r/woooosh
dude you're like 9 don't call people boy like you know anything
@@BariManKane he's right genius
But you clearly saw him tenderise the lettuce.
I refuse to believe that she just called a cheese grater a strainer
Edit: Then she went on to say that she was grating the lettuce when the task was to chop it -
0:45
1:08 Looks like we’ve got a new meat tenderiser guy
Who was the first ?
@@jovan4470 the black guy who used all the tools on the wrong foods I think.
@@hammy9800 the deseeder guy ?
@@jovan4470 yep
Which video was it?
2:59 is the perfect chef for us comrades. Your hired.
So true
ya
I truly believe these people are acting a fool on purpose to be on the show
I hope so
or humanity is doomed
Yeah I think so too. It’s also the same people over and over again too so I’m getting suspicious.
@@Admorei if this is real, i pray they dont ever have kids
I think it's a mix of all, the woman with the gratter and the man with the hammer are very suspicious, but I think a lot of them think they are doing right ^^
I mean, I never chop lettuce (in France, we eat lettuce in whole leaves not chopped) so I would do something strange if I'm asked to chop one in front of a camera XD
@@nana.2511 It's the same people because they do a lot of it in one shoot . Or invite people back. I found some of them so flabbergasting as well when I started watching but then a few things I couldn't do showed up and I would have been one of them in those videos. So it's humbled me and reminded me that even though I know most of these things, not everybody does. That's what makes the reactions so funny. When you don't know, but are still asked to try, the outcome can be hilarious to someone who does know how.
2:11
Me: “yeah, I know how to cut freaking sala- WAIT WHAT ARE THEY- WHY ARE THEY JAMMING THE LETTUCE ON THE TABLE-
OHH... WHAT? THIS TAKES OUT THE MIDDLE PART WHAT THE? WHAT THE HELL WHAT else have I been missing out on???“
2:16
“Isn’t that amazinggggg”
@@winterwolf211 I know but the way they all did it was so cool because I've never seen it before it startled me
3:00 I literally clapped for such an impressive performance
Title: "50 People Try to *Chop* Lettuce"
Lady at 1:01: *grates the lettuce*
She obviously never eats it lol😂
Whale at 1:01 **
Frederik Pedersen lol
1:08 - I am going to TENDERIZE the lettuce
With a “strainer”
0:46 “I got my strainer” pulls out cheese grater 😅
You can tell she eats a lot of fast food
Her face the whole time--> 😬
She meant to say grater
Haani Ghafoor but she didn’t, that’s the joke
@@pebs2219 ik know that, but most of the people commenting here dont know that she meant to say grater
This just shows me how doomed we are if an apocalypse ever happens
Yea because chopping lettuce in the middle of an apocalypse is going to save the human race rite
BRSSP Maybe the OP's apocalyptic world will be like Dragon Ball but very literally with vegetables trying to kill us.
:P im not the person being doomed because of these kind of people XD so only some people will be doomed :$ :P
Love your ace Profil picture
@@ThexDynastxQueen STFU
“I’m gonna tenderize the lettuce”
**hits lettuce aggressively**
1:08 He’s just trolling at this point. 🤣🤣
Next episode:
50 people try to pour water in a glass
50 people try to use a fork to move food from their plate into their mouths.
50 people try to use a fork and knife
@@safq4974 *puts knife into mouth*
50 People try to stand upright.
One of them will try to use the curved knife somehow.
Lady: *picks up cheese grater* got my strainer
My heartbeat: --------
same 😂
*Next Time on Epicurious*
50 People Try to Eat With a Fork
Ive seen this utensil before, i think people use it to eat soup "uses it to eat soup" "soup leaks" oh wait that wasn't right? What
Highly underrated comment
50 People Try to Eat With Chopstick could be good actually
they couldn't afford the lawsuits from the people sticking then in electrical sockets
Cool Kid
50 People Make Ice Cubes
Personally, I prefer to tear the lettuce instead of chopping it because chopping it tends to leave a bitter aftertaste in my experience
3:00 “here I’m done, next?” IM DEAAD
Well, seems like I’m a cooking god.
I think i deserve a Michelin star
Another Gamer 2 lmaooo
Ikr????
These videos make me feel better about myself, tbh.
@@theresav1679 same
1:01 really made me uncomfortable. It's like watching a psychopath or something 😂
Ever seen Misery?
S R 😂😂😂😭😭
I think she was tryna make a shredded salad
You know Thor would have smashed that lettuce with a hammer.
You mean he would've crushed it with his bare hands and it would've came out finely chopped.
Ezema too!
And broken the cutting board again
He'd have microwaved it with his bare hands
We need thor!!!
1:08 are we really gonna ignore the fact that this man was "TENDERIZING" HIS LETTUCE???
Women: Got my strainer
Also Her: *picks up a greater*
Also Also Her: Now I’m going to *grate* the lettuce
No one:
Literally no one:
Guy at 1:08: i'm gonna tenderize the letuce
I almost smashed my skull on the wall when I heard him saying that
@@beico1213 I feel you 😭😭😂😂
*After watching* 2:59
Knives - AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?
>Knifes
Grammar - AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?
@@eventlistener2706
"Knives" is a noun, plural of "knife"
"Knifes" is a verb - it means "he/she hits somebody with a knife"
School - AM I A JOKE TO YOU!?
@@rockonpurification 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Tenderize the lettuce" WAIT WHAT
yeah, pre-chewed food... makes for less work in the long run.
@@Cerevisi eeew
Well that's a first
2:59 bro i started tearing up. he is such a genius. :')
I am literally convinced the guy at 3:00 is literally just Leonardo di caprio in hiding lmao
If you pause at 3:02 and just stare at the man he kinda starts looking like if Leonardo DiCaprio let himself go. You are welcome 🤠
Oh my god you're right
Said man just couldn't be bothered
i noticed too
Yay yay yay doughnuts only miss her when you let her go
omg now i can't unsee it!
“Now I’m going to grate the lettuce”
*cringe*
Why...
Why are you grating the lettuce?? 😬
How do you think McDonald’s makes the lettuce? She’s doing the same thing with what little shredding materials she has. Remember McDonald’s is a big company with better equipment
Abnormally Normal of course... it’s just that she was supposed to chop not shred.
That's how they do it at McDonald's
Watching this series always makes me feel horrified that some adults are so clueless about kitchen basics. How did they get this far!?
I CANT STOP LAUGHING FROM THE LADY THAT SAID STRAINER AND IT WAS A GRATER
There are two groups:
Group 1: „Is that cabbage.“
Group 2: „Who doesnt know how to cut lettuce?“
I feel bad for group 2
3:00 That's RIGHT Jesus just showed you how to do it!!
Rob_On_My_Nob03 Jesus and Leonardo decaprio
@@harleycooper6720 👌
Harley Cooper ikrr😂😂
Watching 50 people attempt these basics really stresses me out...yet I come back for more...🤔
Teacher: **leaves homework since thursday**
**me at 10 pm on a saturday night** : 2:59
The sound is the image lol
Chop some lettuce
70% of the people: RIP RIP RIP here ya go!!
I love how everyone at least attempts to chop lettuce, and then there’s just that guy at 3:00
Next time my mom complains saying I can't cook I'm showing her this
0:35 not the mezzaluna knife again..
i only know about that knife because of takumi aldini hhh
Removing it would just rob us of good content.
I think they are using it because of how it looks?
stream 8 letters me too lol gotta love him
@@kayesdiary- i'm pretty sure most of us do
There are 5 types of people
0:40 0:57 1:01 1:05 2:59
2:59 is my favorite
Who is he?
2:59 is my fav but I’m more of a 0:57 person btw I’m only 11
@elijah mikle i mean if anyone knows the person's name
Is it just me or did the chef make it more complicated than necessary?
If I'm chopping a whole lettuce, the smash the core out method is way easier.
he's a chef, he has to make it look ~fancy~
I never eat iceberg so not too familiar with it but smashing the core out never even occurred to me, it seems like it would make it way harder to cut things the size you want.
Plus, if you take the core out, you can just pour water into the place where the core was and it washes all the lettuce.
He explained that leaving the core in helps hold all the leafs together while you're chopping. There's really no actual benefit to smashing the core out, it's not like it's such a struggle to stop cutting once you get to the core.
@@proliferatingprofligate7032 Yeah, but smashing the core out is so much more fun!
Mans out here tenderizing the lettuce
2:58 I love this guy! (rips it into 3 pieces) "Done, Next."
See, this is why we need home ed. back in our school curriculum.
they still had it in my middle school around 2010.taut us the basics of sewing and how to scramble eggs. at least 50% of the class didn't take anything seriously. even with home ec you would still get people like this.
in 2019 home ed would be deemed racist toxic and sexist
Almost Evil 665 not really. If it teaches cooking, sewing, cleaning and other life skills equally to all genders and races, then There’s not actually anything wrong with it. The previous problem with home ec historically has been that it was only taught as part of the girl’s school curriculum. Once schools remove that outdated format, there’s nothing wrong with it.
3forte
But 'granny' in the blue sweater at 0:12, who said it's either lettuce or cabbage, is old enough to have gone to school when home ec. was pretty much mandatory for all female students.. 🤔
Me watching this video: *they smash the lettuce on the cutting board and the core comes out* "Dude... What"
so nobody gonna talk about the guy who whipped out the meat mallet talking bout he's tenderizing the lettuce????
I just love that chopping sound and the crunch of the lettuce
I facepalm so hard my brain high five me
You unlocked a new achievement: "Lettuce killer!" Lol
m TSOULI that reminds me of solo levelling
0:45 Yeah, I don't think she knows how vegetables work...
This has to be staged
Right???
(If not I have officially given up on humanity)
Nope it's real I'm ashamed
Some of them are actors
The tenderise guy is definitely an actor
1:07
Yo can you chop some lettu-
*BRING FORTH THE MEAT TENDERIZER*
As long as they don't make a grilled cesar salad, then its all good
Did u just-
Nino would make a perfect cesar salad and take pictures to prove it.
@@brandon3872 Raj would eat it then stick his head into the freezer to cool off
Kitchen Nightmares
next week on epicurious : 50 people try to breath
So I think breathing involves the mouth, I'm going to guess this part
*rubs his belly*
*begins trying to swallow air*
Missing my favorite option for cutting up a small portion of iceberg lettuce: simply grab 2 or 3 of washed / dried outer leaves (minus the root), roll them into a cigar shape and slice finely.
This!
Is it just me or does anyone else LOVE the core of the lettuce? The yellow white part is my fave!!!!!!
I work at In-N-Out Burger... my life is prepping lettuce. This gave me anxiety.
1:07 YOU.DONT.TENDERIZE.A.FVCKING.LETTUCE
That Grandma is an embarrassment to all grandma's.. she can't do ANYTHING
YEAH WHY DOES NO ONE ADRESS HER
*"The people who were on the titanic have more respect for icebergs than iceberg lettuce!"*
My Boy DID NOT just hammer the lettuce to soften it holy god
1:08
Omg he just said
Imma tenderize the lettuce
50 people try to drink water
Person: i have never drank water and I have no idea what it is
Me: wait theres no way someone dont know how to do it
Me after seeing the vid: i feels a lot smarter from now on
2:15
Guy: “Isn’t that aMaZInG?”
Me: *stops cringing in fear*
That chef actually gave pretty useful advice
I used to be the type of person that washed my lettuce before cutting
But now I know better!
Me to tho i am only 10
From this video we can all learn that *preference* and *ability* is real.
You forgot to include the part where the chef cuts or leaves off the core.
It's just a diagonal cut along the core, I'm sure anyone coul- "I got my strainer ".... Yes probably should show that.
Ignorance runs deep in these people😂🤦🏾♂️
0:15 he’s Hot, no cap lol
Asking for a friend someone find his social media
Pink shirt guy always on point.
Epicurious I think I speak for everybody here: Thank you for this series. Makes me feel smart AF every goddamn time. ps Please give the person who made this happen a raise. pps Please make a second season with the same people. Thank you.
Man seriously that Leonardo DiCaprio - Jesus guy, we need to see more of him
That one guy who tenderized the lettuce 😂
I feel really sad that humans lack basic understanding of my kind.
Also: man who called me TASTELESS? my taste is more refined than your future
Let's appreciate that someone said "Let's grab the strainer" while picking up a grater in order to chop lettuce
"No one wants a salad with big pieces"
Me who would bite into lettuce like it's an apple: 👁👄👁
1:01 *I AM STRAINING THE LETTUCE*
wtf she probably never cooked in her life
I'm losing IQ as I'm watching this
no way the lady grating the lettuce was serious.. for my own well being im going to pretend she was joking
ari NO
(Insert big Gru here: [__])
I applaud and appreciate everyone in this video for their efforts in cutting lettuce
‘Got my strainer!’
*picks up grater*