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  • @meekaulao2422
    @meekaulao2422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7490

    And I’m here thinking where’d they find an old lady who doesn’t know how to dice some onions 🤔

    • @sam213718
      @sam213718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Meeka Sama Ya.. she never said ‘I know this’ in these videos... I wonder who cooks in her house...

    • @JakeLovesSteak
      @JakeLovesSteak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      She's always one of the worst in these videos.

    • @Misssexy128
      @Misssexy128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      She did make a pretty decent peanut butter and jelly sandwich, soooo...

    • @strivingformindfulness2356
      @strivingformindfulness2356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      sam
      Servants. Gotta be servants.

    • @themeatpopsicle
      @themeatpopsicle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      no joke some old ladies are just terrible cooks, like everyone else

  • @julieharden2433
    @julieharden2433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2215

    "I have also been told by many 12 year olds that I am completely incompetent". LOL

    • @guerra_dos_bichos
      @guerra_dos_bichos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      i'll have you know that i'm 29

    • @drapas
      @drapas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And so he is

    • @g2hop447
      @g2hop447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I mean he is

    • @amanizahra1917
      @amanizahra1917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I believe I'm one of them

    • @liamridley1605
      @liamridley1605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i am 13 and i can assure that he is

  • @moayadelbeeli
    @moayadelbeeli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4272

    That grandma is challenging all the stereotypes

    • @johnlemon1977
      @johnlemon1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂😂😂😂 Nice

    • @NMN_CP
      @NMN_CP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      except for the 'privileged white woman who never had to learn this skill for herself because she could afford not to'

    • @umniya3076
      @umniya3076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@NMN_CP never heard this stereotype in my life 💀 sure you're not making that one up?

    • @sadiaahmadzai6607
      @sadiaahmadzai6607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@NMN_CP woah chill. U dont know nothing abt her

    • @davemacharoni3730
      @davemacharoni3730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@NMN_CP for all you know she never learned to cooked because she went to jail for being a drug dealer. Probably not, but my point is that we don know her life.

  • @Thebeautyspill
    @Thebeautyspill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3302

    So nobody's gonna talk about the black, shirtless, possibly naked, bald man chopping an onion on an apron

    • @ellabvb7085
      @ellabvb7085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      No.

    • @genericasianperson6405
      @genericasianperson6405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Where is he?

    • @spanky4446
      @spanky4446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      an apron and nothing else

    • @amunm.7858
      @amunm.7858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's kinda racist, no?

    • @Thebeautyspill
      @Thebeautyspill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      @@amunm.7858 I swear to God if you are going to say it's racist because I said he was black I'm going to have a stroke

  • @fatima-eh8qd
    @fatima-eh8qd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2177

    Honestly, Epicurious needs to do a whole ass video of just Gordan Ramsay reacting 50 people try... 😂😂😂😂😂
    Quality content right there

    • @SwtTeaLdy
      @SwtTeaLdy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OMG yeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!

    • @lunarink2142
      @lunarink2142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He can't cause he's dead though, remember????

    • @wweboys2936
      @wweboys2936 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

    • @bweeeeniee1131
      @bweeeeniee1131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lunarink2142 wha?

    • @treasure3629
      @treasure3629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      murasaki chan someon in the video said Gordon Ramsay would be turning in his grave

  • @kharla.97
    @kharla.97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    1:35 WHY DID HE KILL GORDON RAMSEY OFF HDSFGHFSDHJSFD

    • @phtonos3337
      @phtonos3337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm crying it's 3am

    • @marcelogonzalez8477
      @marcelogonzalez8477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      besides that, "PrOffeSional ChEf"
      that sounded uncomfortable

  • @TheRockerX
    @TheRockerX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2180

    "I probably should have taken the skin off first."
    Gee, you think?

    • @ivanbarahona3592
      @ivanbarahona3592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Rocker X i was going through the comments and saw this and read it AS she was saying it :0

    • @omerharel802
      @omerharel802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ivanbarahona3592 lol me too i cant believe it! Its happens a lot to me its kinda weird

    • @bigian4649
      @bigian4649 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      8 months late here, but actually NO. Or at least not necessarily. Just as the lady in the glasses and orange shirt said about the roots holding the onion together as you make your incomplete cuts, the skin can be used in a similar manner.
      Personally, I quarter the onion, leaving the roots and skin intact and make a series of incomplete cuts crosswise along the quarters. As the cuts sink in, the quarter relaxes lengthwise, allowing you to repeat the process with incomplete cuts lengthwise. Then I curve the onion quarters inside out with the skin binding it together, stack them 4 high, and cut towards the skin, giving perfect dices.
      When you reach the skin itself, it will fall away.
      Not exactly a typical method, but with good control of the knife I have found no faster method.

    • @pao13ole1
      @pao13ole1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ivanbarahona3592 dude wtf same for me

  • @bimre2080
    @bimre2080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    6:43 Omg his smile is so adorable. I've never seen someone happier after dicing onion.

    • @cheeks4110
      @cheeks4110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lesz Imarab I have an insanely huge crush on him it’s unhealthy

    • @Ran-taro
      @Ran-taro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      yeah but at the same time he looks like he's dying inside.

    • @ScipioAfricanus5678
      @ScipioAfricanus5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where you live people must be pretty sad

    • @ScipioAfricanus5678
      @ScipioAfricanus5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      cheeks gay

    • @maitamitsuhide
      @maitamitsuhide 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ScipioAfricanus5678 Stalin, my comrade, I'm gay because of him

  • @bella-od3ed
    @bella-od3ed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4315

    guy: "Gordon Ramsay is rolling in his grave"
    me when gordon ramsay is suddenly dead: O_O

    • @simonpark1797
      @simonpark1797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      That’s why it’s called Hell’s Kitchen 😂

    • @keiarraandrews8578
      @keiarraandrews8578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He will NEVER DIE 😂

    • @strivingformindfulness2356
      @strivingformindfulness2356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      wildfvre
      Gordon Ramsay watched this video. His reaction: 💀💀💀

    • @blackbutterfly233ify
      @blackbutterfly233ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wildfvre wait when did he die

    • @inra5314
      @inra5314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think it was a facebook hoax. From what I know Gordon is alive and well, if you dont trust me check his social media.

  • @jollideni
    @jollideni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2831

    When gordon ramsay is dead so you hire his off brand cousin robert

    • @lunarink2142
      @lunarink2142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This comment at the moment is severely underrated

    • @aazimqawi3835
      @aazimqawi3835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WeekendWarriors this deserves so many more likes

    • @succyeri69
      @succyeri69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Poor guy probably hears that joke way too often

    • @aimoikonen
      @aimoikonen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Different last names. Gordon RAMSAY and Robert RAMSEY

    • @SilverWolf_-cj4qn
      @SilverWolf_-cj4qn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@aimoikonen a.k.a, off brand

  • @gralha_
    @gralha_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    "Remember that onions have layers"
    Yes, just like Shrek taught me

    • @ejmtv3
      @ejmtv3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      who said kids movies are JUST for kids.

  • @suicidalnematode4476
    @suicidalnematode4476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Not gonna lie homeboy was on to something with the pizza slicer

    • @macattack423
      @macattack423 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      1000% agree but it was an apple slicer

    • @varia2354
      @varia2354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@macattack423 I'm pretty sure it was a pizza cutter, apple slicers don't have wheel blades.

    • @sarthaknadkarni2540
      @sarthaknadkarni2540 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      U guys talkin about different things

    • @varia2354
      @varia2354 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarthaknadkarni2540 We are.

  • @kimmykun
    @kimmykun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    "I have chopped zero onions in my life. I buy them chopped."
    Sandra Lee would be proud.

    • @kirsten1144
      @kirsten1144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      kimmykun I didn’t even know it is possible to buy your onion chopped wtf, must be an American thing

    • @cia438
      @cia438 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      K P lol just commented the same before seeing yours 😂😂😂

    • @westcoastwarriorsarchive7929
      @westcoastwarriorsarchive7929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kirsten1144 Ive seen pre chopped onion at the store but I dont trust its freshness. And cutting an onion isnt hard.

    • @alquin9553
      @alquin9553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      K P they have chopped onions in bags but I thought they were mostly restaurants that need a lot of it. I’ve also seen diced onion with an assortment of other diced vegetables - I buy those when I’m in a hurry and just put them in a pan with some chicken or something 😂

    • @mrwits5713
      @mrwits5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Got a word for people buying this, in France :
      Pigeon...

  • @owen_som
    @owen_som 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1597

    “I buy them chopped” - wtf is wrong with the USA

    • @jayhhickman5459
      @jayhhickman5459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      No what’s wrong with her

    • @dkoda840
      @dkoda840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Marius Periwinkle that person is a disgrace to this nation if they can’t make something as simple as a damn salad surely they were raised in an entitled environment and never learned proper skills and likely took gender studies

    • @arikakarin2323
      @arikakarin2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I have seen them
      In Indonesia lol

    • @beasy8991
      @beasy8991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Never buy "pre-chopped".
      1. Too expensive
      2. Freshness is questionable
      3. That's lazy AF

    • @mangoslushie5468
      @mangoslushie5468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know dried onions but chopped onions

  • @fatima-eh8qd
    @fatima-eh8qd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I always thought I was incompetent in the kitchen, and then I watch videos like this and feel a lot better 😂😂😂

    • @gracytoyschultz4416
      @gracytoyschultz4416 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @友-16
      @友-16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You could tell their just messing around for fun. That pizza slicer and 4th wall breaking regarding people reading comments about themselves says it all.

  • @thelordofcubing
    @thelordofcubing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Does anyone remember chef Pierre who said OÑO instead of onion
    0:09 is that guy's uncle

  • @peacefulthulare4860
    @peacefulthulare4860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    This epicurious comment section is starting to feel like family. From grandma brealing stereotypes, meat tenderisers to solve any challenge, shirtless dude in the kitchen and Emily's relationship woth ketchup its lit out here!

  • @thisladylatrice
    @thisladylatrice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    This makes me so happy that my mom taught me how to cook. People that can't do these basic challenges make me so sad

    • @1Thunderfire
      @1Thunderfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It makes me sad that we were never really taught how to cook in school or indeed, barely any practical skills at all; I often feel utterly inadequate because of it. Still, I'm trying to cook different things and once I finally get a house of my own, I'll really be able to get into it!

    • @karlacastanares3084
      @karlacastanares3084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My mom always makes me cut the onions... And I still... STILL CRYYYY!!! But I made a fine cut onion. 😂 Yeah, cut the root last... At least the juices doesn't murder your eyes.

    • @mars_06
      @mars_06 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My mum hasn't taught me how to cook yet but I know how to dive an opinion it's not that hard...

    • @squarecrayon
      @squarecrayon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      tbh, idek how to cook, but at least i know how to cut things LMAO

    • @NMN_CP
      @NMN_CP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      not everyone has a mother to teach them how to cook. I'm sure you'll survive that condescending sadness for people less skilled than you once you descend from that high horse safely.

  • @piotrfilipek2911
    @piotrfilipek2911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5928

    Rest in peace Gordon Ramsey. *I don't know why this comment exists, didn't even post it.*

    • @ajaxsf
      @ajaxsf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      So glad Gordon isn't alive to see this.

    • @anikaadlam1538
      @anikaadlam1538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Gordan would have been very upset if he was alive to see this

    • @gavinbrewes863
      @gavinbrewes863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Best TH-cam comment ever awarded 👍👍

    • @nihalvela484
      @nihalvela484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ramsay*

    • @blackbutterfly233ify
      @blackbutterfly233ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Piotr_Filipek05 WAIT GORDON RAMSAY DIED??!?!?!

  • @tamibenson6224
    @tamibenson6224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Imagine being a busy chef and being called to teach people who aren't 4th graders how to cut an onion.

  • @sarahsapien2457
    @sarahsapien2457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I could feel myself crying as they chopped the onion.
    Whyyyyy

  • @Kamila-rn7yj
    @Kamila-rn7yj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The grandma at 2:10
    “ oh what fun!”
    Me: ;-; 🤣😂🤣

  • @aaronthewise5997
    @aaronthewise5997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

    "Cut the tops and bottoms off"
    Me: *screams in anger*

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You don't cut the top and bottoms? ^^'

    • @tmck4138
      @tmck4138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Krankar Volund I only cut the top off

    • @aaronthewise5997
      @aaronthewise5997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@krankarvolund7771 well you Dont cut the bottom aka root off, it holds the onion together so you can cut it nicely

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@aaronthewise5997 I've always cut the root, and I saw professional chiefs do it ^^'

    • @buschacha
      @buschacha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Krankar Volund Bisect the onion through the root instead of cutting it off. It’ll hold the onion together, and the onion will sweat less. If you’re dicing it properly the root will get cut off at the end of the process.

  • @katgunter8383
    @katgunter8383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    3:23 When's this lady gonna be our level 2 chef on 4 levels, eh?

  • @jashandeepsandhu8553
    @jashandeepsandhu8553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    i don't understand how that grandmother has gotten through life without learning to chop an onion

    • @thatsplatcat861
      @thatsplatcat861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ngl I love how u amused and expressionless she looks aswell, I think she got through life by being a huge meme

  • @Sledgeh101
    @Sledgeh101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    That must be some top level pimpin'. "Hey, ladies, watch me dice this onion." "Heyyyy."

  • @zay406
    @zay406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    4:35 "I always make the ladies go heEeey"😂😂

  • @claytonanderson692
    @claytonanderson692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this series is wildly improving my self esteem. shout out to whoever made this

  • @theputih602
    @theputih602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Me: I feel my day is incomplete
    Also me after seeing the topless dude: Now I can rest in peace

  • @coreypiatt5446
    @coreypiatt5446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I refuse to believe that incompetent Grandma isn't acting

  • @onecampania7057
    @onecampania7057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Buying already diced onions?? Is that a thing?! Wtf

    • @user-pu6ne3js9k
      @user-pu6ne3js9k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      One Campania that’s exactly what I said!! Is that even a thing?? If it is, it’s BARELY a thing. Just total b.s. to say that in general

    • @jayamilapersson4030
      @jayamilapersson4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ive seen frozen cut onions but never bought it.

    • @_its_shu_
      @_its_shu_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what I was wondering-

    • @adriancrevan
      @adriancrevan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Mai A It's literally enabling dumb people to be more dumb AND lazy.
      Dicing an onion is not rocket science.

    • @spoonful_of_clorox8158
      @spoonful_of_clorox8158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@adriancrevan True, but still useful and here I'm speaking for disabled people to anyone reading. Not everyone can physically dice an onion and they still need to eat too.

  • @janae119-1
    @janae119-1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6:42 he's so cute aw his smile!!

  • @Bananainacar
    @Bananainacar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    1:09 guy is lucky he still has his fingers

  • @vaderthompson6229
    @vaderthompson6229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:40
    *LOVE* slap-chop guy's energy. I also chop my veggies like a maniac

  • @AmethystSnow
    @AmethystSnow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Not ashamed to say my heart stopped and I googled Gordon Ramsay to make sure he wasn't actually dead lmao

    • @MrzDiva017
      @MrzDiva017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anatolia lmao! I did too!!

  • @darksoulenvoy932
    @darksoulenvoy932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Gordon Ramsay, 100% not dead, and yet probably is still turning over in his grave from this episode. 😂

  • @tom_something
    @tom_something 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    1:08 - I thought for sure he was about to lose a fingertip.

    • @nelis-69
      @nelis-69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My exact thoughts too, i saw it happening and flinched lol

    • @samsinger5135
      @samsinger5135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same here i gasp thinking we would have serious blood in this video.... cutting a onion.. at least for me is a bit intimidating for there the most common to have a knife get stuck and if not careful... i cut my thumb trying to do a onion and still bare the scare from it

    • @TesterPresent
      @TesterPresent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah... Like who tf uses a cleaver to chop an onion?? Use a nakiri in that case instead.

  • @mojvy4753
    @mojvy4753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “I buy them chopped”
    Me as a European just watching this disaster

    • @andrewthezeppo
      @andrewthezeppo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aldi sells them, I bought some in Germany because I didn't bring knives and a cutting board when I studied abroad. Convenience foods are not unique to America they can be found in pretty much any major city around the world. At least she is buying ingredients to make something and not eating a frozen TV dinner.

    • @andrewthezeppo
      @andrewthezeppo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zv9390 I am sure people with disabilities do buy them but I think the primary customer is young professionals with small apartments and students in dorms. I've seen them elsewhere but primarily Trader Joe's which is very much geared towards single young people. A lot of their stuff is like having somebody do the meal prep for you.

  • @yoonsmusic1582
    @yoonsmusic1582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I’m surprised no one used the mezzaluna

    • @elreydelmundo1343
      @elreydelmundo1343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      There was a pizza slicer in there though, so there's that.

    • @TiberiusWillardKork
      @TiberiusWillardKork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And someone used the egg slicer

    • @eufemiahz1556
      @eufemiahz1556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As Chinese I searched for mezzaluna and found it very exotic

  • @user-yj8qc3be5z
    @user-yj8qc3be5z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “I always make the ladies go HEyyyy”
    HAHAA

  • @moumabanik8006
    @moumabanik8006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "I cut the onion, now what am I going to do with it?"
    Me contemplating about my life: same granny, same.

  • @icanwatchthevideos
    @icanwatchthevideos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:29 FINALLY! Someone makes the horizontal cuts first! I never understood why so many cooking instructors make them after all the vertical cuts. It's so much easier and more stable this way.

  • @joeymartinez4878
    @joeymartinez4878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    "cut the tops and bottoms off"
    "sounds like every night at the gay club for me"
    0:29

    • @no0bbbb
      @no0bbbb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not relatable sorry

    • @TheLastHonk
      @TheLastHonk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      No one talks more about their sexuality than gay people... I think they feel its the only interesting thing about them.

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but...who's left then?

    • @lostrollsgobernaranelmundo1363
      @lostrollsgobernaranelmundo1363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@TheLastHonk The dude at 4:33 also makes a sex joke but he is straight

    • @AoiKitsune1
      @AoiKitsune1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@TheLastHonk Not really. People make sexual jokes all the time, but apparently when GAY people do it it's for the show? /s

  • @jerieljaro641
    @jerieljaro641 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    DONT EVER STOP SENDING THINGS LIKE THIS, I LISTEN TO THIS WHEN IM DRUNK AND ITS BRINGING ME SENSE AND LIFE AND SOBERNESS, THANK YOU

  • @tejshdesai5031
    @tejshdesai5031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    2:14 Yo. Lowkey. That’s a life hack.

  • @adamt808
    @adamt808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gordon Ramsay: do not cut off the root, otherwise you will cry.
    Literally everyone in the first part of the video: Cuts off the root straight away.

  • @blakkbee
    @blakkbee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:23 damn she really used an egg slicer to try and dice an onion, bruh i'm shooketh..

  • @alifaauliaahza
    @alifaauliaahza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The father and son combo is always so wholesome 😂🤣

  • @rex3881
    @rex3881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Dude at 1:35 killed Gordon Ramsay

  • @arterialclock1
    @arterialclock1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ´´It doesn´t matter, it´s all gonna be cooked later´´ guy is my spirit animal

  • @noblefalcon4906
    @noblefalcon4906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Roots lock everything together" FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOW WHAT THEYRE TALKING ABOUT

  • @derultnerlp9319
    @derultnerlp9319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:37 Gordon ramsay is turnong over in his grave
    ME:" He isnt dead yet buddy but he would die if he sees how you dice an onion"

  • @raviasmara
    @raviasmara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    1:35 insults Gordon Ramsey in his grave
    4:58 i'm shook bcs i forgot the regular chef in this show is also Ramsey
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Princessa-nu9je
      @Princessa-nu9je 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its actually Gordon Ramsay

    • @Socrates423
      @Socrates423 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Princessa-nu9je *say* what?
      I'm not sorry

  • @kaylaroberts6905
    @kaylaroberts6905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me: oh, dicing an onion, easy
    Also me: *Yells at everyone cutting the onion wrong*

  • @MrrFatCat
    @MrrFatCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    At this point im pretty sure that these ppl are paid actors
    I mean come on ITS JUST AN ONION

    • @candicehoneycutt4318
      @candicehoneycutt4318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      You'd be surprised at how stupid people can be without any prompting

    • @fovika
      @fovika 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      If you've never diced an onion before I can see why they might have issues. The main one being not everyone knows what the word "diced" means. If they asked them to cut the onion into 5x5 millimeter chunkes, I'm sure they would all get the same end result. Also a lot of them know how to chop an onion but are in the start of the video because of their reactions or their confidence level.

    • @dzonymielony5
      @dzonymielony5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fovika dice = cube, so seems obvious that diced means cut-into-shape-of-small-cubes... do they have negative IQ? and how tf I know that while not being a native speaker, nor ultra passionate about cooking?
      ~50yo lady doesn't know you should peel if before cutting, she's a sister of Tarzan, just recently got out of the jungle for the first time or what... holy shit!

    • @mallorymallory1518
      @mallorymallory1518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sting it’s pretty sadd if it’s not scripted. I don’t expect you to be Gordon Ramsay but if you can’t even cook simple meals for yourself as a grownup I think you should be damn ashamed of yourself. And that goes for all the basic skills in life like doing the dishes, laundry, cooking, sweeping, changing a tire, basic first aid skills etc. Some of these people don’t even know how to hold a knife or make a grilled cheese sandwich 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @katief7047
      @katief7047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I’m a vet tech, with a bachelors degree from a California state university. By no means am I stupid and I literally went the other day to help my sister cook and had no idea how to chop an onion. You really shouldn’t be so mean. Some people have never been taught and it’s not their fault. I’m sure there’s many things I know how to do that you don’t.... realize that everyone’s different, not everyone has grown up the same way, before you be so judgmental

  • @dazedcitrine
    @dazedcitrine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:37 *WAIITTTTT*
    Can we just take a moment to appreciate this man's amazing mustache. 😌 it's so fabulous

  • @dcast777
    @dcast777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I would kick someone’s ass if they stuck one of my knives into a cutting board, lol.

    • @SilverWolf_-cj4qn
      @SilverWolf_-cj4qn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that flinched. That's a great way to snap the tip off of your knife.

    • @beasy8991
      @beasy8991 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely ✊🏾👊🏾💥👊🏾💥

    • @maeish9471
      @maeish9471 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      im ready to throw hands

  • @awurama2380
    @awurama2380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video just made me feel like a professional chef

  • @wizzzard999
    @wizzzard999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "Gordon Ramsay is turning in his grave"
    HE'S STILL ALIVE YOU FOKKIN DONKEY XD

    • @tiffanyartavia4509
      @tiffanyartavia4509 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did I read this in Gordon’s voice?😂😂😂

    • @wizzzard999
      @wizzzard999 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tiffanyartavia4509 Cuz you gotta 😂

  • @TheSariitaxx
    @TheSariitaxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the seriousness and pedagogical approach the lady in orange gives

  • @jeffjeff2955
    @jeffjeff2955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the second Correct Dicing Method made me immensely happy

    • @moara4144
      @moara4144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats the way I've always done it. I've never seen anyone else do it that way. I'm glad its catching on.

  • @evanjefferson2809
    @evanjefferson2809 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:34 What a king a stand. He needs his own video series.

  • @Tokanya
    @Tokanya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Do you know that glasses lady (the skilled one) has YT channel called.
    "Funny People Making Food
    "

    • @alitzzy
      @alitzzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You. This is precious information. Where are your upvotes?

    • @Tokanya
      @Tokanya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alitzzy Glad to be of help. Actually, I just found out recently and it's really quiet over there. so I think more people should know.

    • @kristinasnowflake
      @kristinasnowflake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you for posting this!! Apparently her name is Erica Wides and she's a comedian AND ACTUAL CHEF who used to teach at culinary schools. No wonder she knows how to do everything! lol!

    • @gabrieldinix
      @gabrieldinix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The guy at 3:35 also has a TH-cam channel, it's name is "Anthony LeDonne". I like finding the channels of some of the more skilled people in these videos, if there are any more, please share them

    • @alitzzy
      @alitzzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gabrieldinix Thank you! You guys are awesome.

  • @mishelwaris8012
    @mishelwaris8012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do I feel like the woman at 3:14 is some kind of under cover culinary schooled graduate or something because in every video she knows exactly what she’s doing and I flipping love her for it💖💖

  • @ufodeath
    @ufodeath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Robert Ramsay" Hmmm, are all the Ramsay's bred to be professional chefs?

  • @yousefkataw7840
    @yousefkataw7840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:12
    "I cut the onion"
    "Now what am I gonna do with the onion"

  • @edyghinga5630
    @edyghinga5630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    0:57 ah yes deflect any criticism by saying it's from 12 year olds

    • @finn7750
      @finn7750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This even shows he is too incompetent to take criticism. ( not a 12 year old by the way )

    • @orb6013
      @orb6013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is incompetent
      (A 12 year old by the way)

    • @Sir_Rat6225
      @Sir_Rat6225 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@orb6013 14 now

    • @orb6013
      @orb6013 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sir_Rat6225 nah, 26

  • @spalax7954
    @spalax7954 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whenever you feel down you can always come back to these videos and cheer up..

  • @FortunePayback
    @FortunePayback 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Just big enough to get stuck in your teeth. That's what a dice is"
    I need to keep that one in mind. Odd analogy, but it works.

  • @alysar123
    @alysar123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When that guy went crazy with the slapchop!! It was the best moment of my life!!😂😂

  • @justjinki8408
    @justjinki8408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    these people wouldn’t survive a second during a zombie apocalypse i just know it

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      justjinki I mean to be fair, so wouldn’t most people. Hence it being called an apocalypse

    • @jak7826
      @jak7826 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk most of the people use cleavers on things and that would be pretty effective agains a zombie

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't quite see how perfectly dicing an onion would make you better at surviving a zombie apocalypse.

  • @edaoezyrt
    @edaoezyrt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can’t believe non of them cried. I cry as soon as I even smell the onion from another room

    • @hitrapperandartistdababy
      @hitrapperandartistdababy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A little tip That seems to work for me: Dont cut off the root end! You can half it but just dont cut it off but slice everything of the root so you are left with just that

  • @mayacabang
    @mayacabang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It’s scary watching these people with knives 😭 their fingers are in danger

  • @tiannalopez5795
    @tiannalopez5795 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the chef is adorable. Leave him alone guys.

  • @snethembamsomi9390
    @snethembamsomi9390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Finally 😭
    Lady at 3:10 can do something. I'm so proud of her.

  • @Vrunnn
    @Vrunnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:19, IMAGINE HOW MUCH PRACTICE THAT TAKESSS

  • @pranaym3859
    @pranaym3859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:18 This guy: You need one knife, one onion and anti-crying gear
    Me: You need one crystal, two fingers, a paper bag and one onion

  • @Harry-ox3fh
    @Harry-ox3fh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I-
    OH MY GOD THE POSITION OF THEIR FINGERS IS MAKING MY ANXIETY SKY ROCKET

  • @Maxmilian666
    @Maxmilian666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Remember the onion has layers anyway." Should've remembered that when he cut the onion horizontally just a minute ago...

    • @SorenPenrose
      @SorenPenrose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The horizontal cut makes more uniform slices. It isn't necessary unless you really need them all to be nearly the exact same size.

  • @vlael2387
    @vlael2387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn’t know you could buy them already chopped.
    *Also. I never thought I’d appreciate seeing someone being able to chop an onion sooo much*

  • @robbinkalaamalho3847
    @robbinkalaamalho3847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:35 “Gordon Ramsay is turning over in his grave”... he’s not dead

  • @nancysandoval1725
    @nancysandoval1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    the guys at 4:41 gives me so much julien solomita vibes for his chaos in the kitchen I love it

  • @montrellleslie8996
    @montrellleslie8996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Ahh! Onyonn"

  • @am0us705
    @am0us705 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guy at 4:29 is like Tyler The Creator in 20 years

  • @devanshsadani7073
    @devanshsadani7073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:09 Anxiety level goes bruhhh📈📈

  • @weed1634
    @weed1634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:21 that guy really put on safety glasses 2 chop a oinion😂

  • @rme2821
    @rme2821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    omg i’ve actually never seen the so-called modern way of dicing an onion

    • @moara4144
      @moara4144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its the way I've always done it. Glad to see its catching on.

    • @Nolac00k-k5d
      @Nolac00k-k5d 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      moara it’s seems like more work for the same result which is probably why it’s not taught in culinary school

    • @jellytoni7262
      @jellytoni7262 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg same! Im glad that someone can relate

    • @RareCandeh
      @RareCandeh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess I’ve been unintentionally doing it the modern way this whole time! Instead I use a whole onion. Cut the stem end off of a whole onion creating a flat surface for it to stand on, then while rotating the onion, slice toward the root from the outside in, allowing 1/8” between each slice, keeping the root intact, When completed all the way around, turn the sliced onion to it’s side, and slice perpendicular to the onion layers, almost like slicing onion rings. You’ll find that the onion drops into perfect little squares! I use half the onion for a recipe, and store the rest in the fridge for later.

    • @jayamilapersson4030
      @jayamilapersson4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moara4144 im the same it just feels right to follow the lines that is already there an whats more with this way it is easier to use every last bit of the onion, sure onions are cheap but Still dont waste food
      the first way the chef shows gets a bit trickier to cut the last bit nicely.

  • @leopatel594
    @leopatel594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this show always makes me feel better about my abilities

  • @bellapolli
    @bellapolli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I need to say that I just watch to see the chef. He is SO cute!

    • @andresbluebird
      @andresbluebird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isabella Polli da Cruz de Maria
      he is adorable

  • @KabutoMushi_
    @KabutoMushi_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That dude with the pizza cutter is changing the game, he's really onto something.

  • @moondash2560
    @moondash2560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That woman has never chopped an onion while I’m 15 and have cut an onions many times, I had no idea you could even buy already chopped onions😂😂

  • @piggiesyumbacon9510
    @piggiesyumbacon9510 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that father son duo

  • @elbaecc
    @elbaecc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Whoa! I was using the "modern method" all along and didn't even know it. I thought it was a hack I's "discovered", like use the onion layers themselves to my advantage. Nice, me!

    • @minkezuidgeest312
      @minkezuidgeest312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha. My thoughts exactly.. Never seen anyone use the modern method but I use it al the time

    • @jayamilapersson4030
      @jayamilapersson4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@minkezuidgeest312 I use it to always have.

  • @fewzie1292
    @fewzie1292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:12, that guy knows how to handle a knife.

  • @melissa-np2pr
    @melissa-np2pr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly i only watch this series for Robert Ramsey at the end

  • @Baba_Yaga_123
    @Baba_Yaga_123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:30 “turning over in his grave?” Gordon Ramsey is still alive 😂

  • @zyroen
    @zyroen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nobody:
    Guy: *ÄaAHh Ôniòn*

  • @ellardclost5039
    @ellardclost5039 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Onion is best so far. The apple slicer was a great touch. Also the guy using th slap chop at 100 chops per minute killed me. Great casting.

  • @onehundredcats
    @onehundredcats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Gordon ramsey is turning over in his grave" WHEN DID HE DIE

  • @DSR115
    @DSR115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love moments like 4:30 :) teaching others and spreading techniques so it doesn't die off :)