Expensive Boat Fails Caught On Camera

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  • @markyuuki5736
    @markyuuki5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3752

    These gotta be the best pirates I have ever seen

    • @MarcosCost1255
      @MarcosCost1255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      So it may seem…

    • @angrypatata7084
      @angrypatata7084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      So it may seem...

    • @sliccmang8176
      @sliccmang8176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This better get at lest 1k likes

    • @JamesPacardo
      @JamesPacardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow

    • @jgabs12studios74
      @jgabs12studios74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sliccmang8176 oh I’m sure it’ll get more than that. You’ll see, besides it’s fail army.

  • @raphaellauf7786
    @raphaellauf7786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    "You oke bro?"
    "Yeah bud"
    most Canadian thing ever

    • @Deadheadfed
      @Deadheadfed 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Was about to say lmao

  • @johnevans6399
    @johnevans6399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1221

    I know it's about boats but the forklift bloke not knowing which way to run was priceless. It was crying out for a Benny Hill backing track.

    • @sweeptheleg.
      @sweeptheleg. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah..dummy jumped off the forklift without applying the brakes then wonders why it rolls off downhill.

    • @papillonvu
      @papillonvu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      How to destroy 3 different vehicles in one move! 😆

    • @clbdyc
      @clbdyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Most forklifts have dead man's switch.

    • @robertanthonycarroll7133
      @robertanthonycarroll7133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HA🤣 BENNY HILL

    • @Boss_Tanaka
      @Boss_Tanaka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Poor guy having a bad day and me laughing out loud

  • @shadowhenge7118
    @shadowhenge7118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Seeing the boat drift by with the guy swimming after it is the best one.

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Dude where's my boat?!

    • @gerrybgood3125
      @gerrybgood3125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And 2nd place goes to the guy on the forklift who loses both boat and forklift!

    • @SolOnSol3
      @SolOnSol3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      dude he could fuckin move, I've never seen a non-athlete swim that fast

    • @dreads9536
      @dreads9536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SolOnSol3 Yea it's almost like he was swimming in the same direction as a fast flowing river or something....

    • @shadowhenge7118
      @shadowhenge7118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dreads9536 either way it's some loony tunes shit.

  • @Skippymcdippy20
    @Skippymcdippy20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    The man at the start has got to be the greatest mariner ever, he literally steered a boat on land,what a legend.

    • @zzisavage
      @zzisavage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I do this in GTA all the time lol 😎

    • @davidlundmark9359
      @davidlundmark9359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zzisavage 😂

    • @mr.wilson7270
      @mr.wilson7270 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not to good to end up on land to begin with

    • @vandelay_industries
      @vandelay_industries ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gives off F1s Sebastien Buemi trying to steer a car with no front wheels vibes

    • @gregshirley-jeffersonboule6258
      @gregshirley-jeffersonboule6258 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Um, he wasn't steering the boat ffs. What would he steer it with?

  • @RadDadisRad
    @RadDadisRad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    Those fish gonna live in the lap of luxury with that boat house, I mean it’s got solar power and 3 decks.

    • @mathew85
      @mathew85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      🐟🐠🐡🦈🥳

    • @BuggSmasher
      @BuggSmasher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, it did have !

    • @mikeoxmaul837
      @mikeoxmaul837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The new finding Nemo sequel

    • @brunoaxis587
      @brunoaxis587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Luck for fishes! Here in Brazil the solar power is expensive and gonna expensive much more due to taxes.

    • @GonzoDonzo
      @GonzoDonzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Scott Richard still fits the application and beats having to run a noisy generator.

  • @hectatusbreakfastus6106
    @hectatusbreakfastus6106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    That collision at 2 minutes is insane. 4 boats trying to squeeze through the same location at the same time. What a bunch of knuckleheads. Hope buddy was ok that got the rig on his chest. That forklift fail was probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. The guy swimming after the boat was pretty epic also. The funny part about the last clip is how easy it is to back up a trailer.

    • @mikejones8866
      @mikejones8866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      To be fair, in the last clip, backing a single axle trailer can be tricky. They want to wander all over the place.
      My favorite was at 8:40 "It's time to abdicate the area" ????
      Abdicate: verb - fail to fulfill or undertake (a responsibility or duty).

    • @yuribezmenov7838
      @yuribezmenov7838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@mikejones8866 Abdicate means to renounce a position or title, or to give up something and leave at will. You were foolish and lazily took the first definition from the first search result, one which doesn't even accurately portray the meaning of the word when provided without any context.
      Synonyms of abdicate: relinquish, give up, forgo, resign, waive, abandon,etc.
      Example: We should not simply abdicate from those areas where traditionally we have had a lead.

    • @spagettie1589
      @spagettie1589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mikejones8866 I agree, espechally because the car is wider than the trailer. You only see that the trailer went to a side, when it is pretty late. And when not driving with one commonly they are even harder to control. Might look easy but is not as easy as it seems.

    • @danielgoudge8465
      @danielgoudge8465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not for him 😜🤦🏻‍♂️🤪

    • @danielgoudge8465
      @danielgoudge8465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yuribezmenov7838 the funny part was the grey haired lady who just say there like everything was ok too funny🙃

  • @blujay9191
    @blujay9191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    The timing on the one where an empty boat lazily drifts past and a couple of seconds pass... then we see someone frantically swimming after it... just perfect.

    • @richardpichan6916
      @richardpichan6916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was amazed how fast he was cutting through the water 😯

    • @oguretsagressive
      @oguretsagressive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@richardpichan6916 I think there's a current flowing at the same speed the boat is drifting. Funny illusion though.

    • @BigKO89
      @BigKO89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Looked like he was absolutely hauling

    • @mattwilkes9047
      @mattwilkes9047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They sped up the footage when they edited

    • @bmf0003
      @bmf0003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah that clip was funny af.

  • @Nesstor01
    @Nesstor01 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The driver for the gorgeous blue yacht manage to hit the same dock, TWICE.

    • @oak7746
      @oak7746 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      thats what i didnt understand lmao he really destroyed that marina real good lol

    • @michaeld9261
      @michaeld9261 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That was my favorite. The guy on the voiceover is like: "THIS time he is going to hit the concrete," like that was just how he parked every time!

    • @joe1071
      @joe1071 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Where I’m from you can’t drive a boat that big without a captains license. So I’m scratching my head trying to figure out WTF is going on here

    • @axolotlIl
      @axolotlIl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@joe1071probably lots of money and barely any braincells.. usually it's that combination

    • @markbond6196
      @markbond6196 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      When they did the investigation, the captain said the computer controls went out. Couldn't do anything about the ships movement.

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Dude got dragged by his boat all across the street. Good thing that curb was there or he would still be going, minus an arm. Always fun to watch. Great video

    • @LangstonDev
      @LangstonDev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      A captain always goes down with the ship!

    • @djimma5080
      @djimma5080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude was dumb too his weight is never gonna stop the boats weight

    • @howtogetdisowned7478
      @howtogetdisowned7478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Felt bad for him, fun day on the water turned into wrestling with your boat.

    • @marcelovieira895
      @marcelovieira895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@djimma5080 I would surely do the same as he did

    • @cappuccino-1721
      @cappuccino-1721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking to my self “what the hell is he doing!? He’s not going to stop the boat from rolling, he could loose an arm!”

  • @karlhungus8841
    @karlhungus8841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    The guy who showed me how to manage a trailer said: “the first rule is, what you see happening in your mirrors is really happening”.

    • @jthompson6189
      @jthompson6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And steer towards the problem!

    • @thisisbeyondajoke6748
      @thisisbeyondajoke6748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      My uncle told me not to worry about the rear mirror as that is all in the past he said to look forward not backwards

    • @singerkgreen
      @singerkgreen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's so true. I always tell people when I'm backing up if they're not touching in the mirrors they're not touching in real life

    • @MattJasa
      @MattJasa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Driving backwards is like driving forwards, the steering wheel moves in the same direction just the back end is turning instead of the front.

    • @karlhungus8841
      @karlhungus8841 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MattJasa and he also showed me to put your hand at the 6 o’clock position on the steering wheel.

  • @jonathanlee7355
    @jonathanlee7355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Poor guy at the end trying to back in..that feeling of everyone watching, judging, waiting, and laughing makes it 100% more difficult! Lol

    • @bear532
      @bear532 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He is by far the worst I’ve seen, but people do underestimate how difficult it is to reverse a trailer.

  • @graysonnolen1653
    @graysonnolen1653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Legend has it, he's still trying to back that jet ski into the water.

    • @dantesos7564
      @dantesos7564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @kramnull8962
      @kramnull8962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ironically the truck hit the water first...

    • @raphaelwilliams2200
      @raphaelwilliams2200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      chuckle

    • @cheefussmith9380
      @cheefussmith9380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is why I practiced in my driveway

    • @OcRefrig
      @OcRefrig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know right ! A little Pre- practice in a parking lot would have helped him a lot. 😂

  • @ClipifyShorts
    @ClipifyShorts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    You have to appreciate the dedication of that dude who jumped on the ground to save his boat

    • @emilypaller4933
      @emilypaller4933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I will go down the road with this shippppp

    • @FinalFront
      @FinalFront 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which clip is that?

    • @davidamsdell2201
      @davidamsdell2201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FinalFront 2:40

    • @fakevirus8828
      @fakevirus8828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah he saved it so its not a fail. Fails are only when the end result is tragedy.

    • @TheGanjologist
      @TheGanjologist ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@fakevirus8828it's still a fail, if he didn't make the stupid mistake of unhooking his boat at the top of a hill he wouldn't have to save it.

  • @adrianlemus2627
    @adrianlemus2627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    That’s a lot of damage

    • @fordmustangfan5929
      @fordmustangfan5929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly what I was going to say

    • @NastyAngel
      @NastyAngel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fordmustangfan5929 Exactly what I was going to say

    • @may8573
      @may8573 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bobby1970 Exactly what i was gonna say

  • @kevinpatrick5162
    @kevinpatrick5162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love how the first person kept steering the boat as if they still had control of the situation.🤣

  • @Lopezfam210
    @Lopezfam210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "I could use some water"
    "Get in the truck"
    🤣

  • @patrickboucher2907
    @patrickboucher2907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    “I could use some water.” Hilarious!

    • @timdake
      @timdake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was truly a clever comment...

    • @therealcobracommander8324
      @therealcobracommander8324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha😄

    • @lenakalen1976
      @lenakalen1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      DU ÄR INTE SÅ BRA

    • @justforfun4534
      @justforfun4534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How about a divorce, dude? You've earned it.

    • @Crimsonedge1
      @Crimsonedge1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@justforfun4534 Yeah, real women don't bail just because their husband is drunk and acting like he's 5. Just as a real guy doesn't bail when he has to stand there and hold his wife's hair back as she pukes her guts up.

  • @mumbles215
    @mumbles215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    “Time to abdicate the area”- must be first class.

    • @MrLifeissomething
      @MrLifeissomething 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hes not really using the word properly if we wanna be semantic assholes about it.

    • @SThompsonRAMM_1203
      @SThompsonRAMM_1203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      LOL!
      2nd Class: I’m sorry, what is he saying?
      3rd Class: We need to get the fuck out of here!

    • @stevem815
      @stevem815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He was trying to be first class but with a 3rd class education.

    • @doctorsatansrobot
      @doctorsatansrobot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MrLifeissomething Maybe he was King of the cabin?

    • @createyourself13
      @createyourself13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Prob meant evacuate lol

  • @damianharris4673
    @damianharris4673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Honestly though can you imagine how hard it is to drive one of those big boats, or to try to dock one of those things would be insane

    • @eltonspurlock
      @eltonspurlock 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No brakes

    • @OphanielH
      @OphanielH 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I do it all the time in shipping lanes

    • @jackhaugh
      @jackhaugh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They do have bow thrusters which make docking much easier by allowing lateral thrust in either direction. I personally have never docked one that big, but the ones I have with bow thrusters are way easier than say a 21’ center console with a single outboard.

  • @siryak
    @siryak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    *casually crashes his boat into the ground* "You ok bud?" "yea" "mmkay"

    • @user-dz5qw7em8d
      @user-dz5qw7em8d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Useless comment

    • @qAlucard-_-
      @qAlucard-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-dz5qw7em8d Fr

    • @nenjidesu
      @nenjidesu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-dz5qw7em8d comments are useless bro.

    • @Mike-qv3pz
      @Mike-qv3pz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most off those boats got a poly protector on the bottom.
      They drive in shallow rivers with a lot off trees and rocks so they are protected against that.
      I bet other then some scratches on the poly that the boat was oké..

    • @TheGuccibane
      @TheGuccibane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wrong. "You okay bro? yea baud". You had one job and you butchered the quote.

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Dude lost a boat on forklift, then forklift rams truck. Not a good day for that guy. What to do, what to do. Always fun to watch. Great video

    • @IamBATMAN2024
      @IamBATMAN2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was the best lol

    • @stevek8829
      @stevek8829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The boss will be sued by two.

    • @bobby1970
      @bobby1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If I had been that guy, I would have simply walked off the job and never came back.

    • @kellyt5341
      @kellyt5341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bobby1970 I was thinking the same damn thing. Go get in my car, head for the liquor store, go get a room for a few days, leave a quick message for the loved ones and shut the phone off.

    • @rogerbrown2910
      @rogerbrown2910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All that scene needed was a drone to crash to cover most types of travel!

  • @user-yr7m2
    @user-yr7m2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    When the video begins, I like how the guy still tries to steer his boat on dry land!

    • @rubenmartinez1140
      @rubenmartinez1140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @jed4110
      @jed4110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr

    • @allotherlightsgoout
      @allotherlightsgoout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I say here watching that part yelling, "Ow, ow, ow," the whole time.

    • @casf120
      @casf120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Think he’s just trying to hang on lol

    • @mikehannigan848
      @mikehannigan848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To his credit...both them dudes walked away from that...

  • @eddyhernandez5869
    @eddyhernandez5869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I'm a Land lover, and I never knew how much, dangerous it is to own a boat, much respect.

    • @600stax7
      @600stax7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      land rover

    • @patrickpowell2236
      @patrickpowell2236 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Land yacht?

    • @yesdude3914
      @yesdude3914 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Boat= bring on another thousand

  • @chriskay2296
    @chriskay2296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I love how the first one still steering the boat when he’s on the rocks as if he’s got any power over that shiiiet

    • @unclepauly3205
      @unclepauly3205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bro you see a big ass pile of logs coming at you a Mach 2 you telling me you ain’t at least turning it in the other direction? 😂

    • @statementleaver8095
      @statementleaver8095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@unclepauly3205 could've atleast dropped the anchor🤣🤣

    • @chrisjones2788
      @chrisjones2788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@unclepauly3205 no, because it would make no difference.

    • @unclepauly3205
      @unclepauly3205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@chrisjones2788 alrighty then Chris... seems like you have a solid education on how the brain reacts... 🤡

    • @chrisjones2788
      @chrisjones2788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@unclepauly3205 I do, how did you guess?

  • @SilentKnight43
    @SilentKnight43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    "Okay...it's time to abdicate the area."
    Everybody be like - "umm...what's abdicate?"

    • @danwiley7936
      @danwiley7936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey, if you abdicate you clean it up.

    • @brockstarg2296
      @brockstarg2296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He meant to say "Evacuate". Unless he has no concept of the English language.

    • @LionsLamb79
      @LionsLamb79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Piss poor passenger management, Pax should never been in that area with loose equipment in high seas, Haven't you ever heard" batten down the harches"

    • @SilentKnight43
      @SilentKnight43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @R Blanc He was thinking of using a big word to sound in authority - and failed by using the wrong one, lol.

    • @SixStringflyboy
      @SixStringflyboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LionsLamb79
      "We already battened 'em down!"
      "Well batten 'em down again, we'll teach those hatches!!!"

  • @Mysucculentchinesemeal
    @Mysucculentchinesemeal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I love the guy using himself as an emergency trailer brake.

    • @greyfinch2565
      @greyfinch2565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr 🤣

    • @WillemvanKalsbeek
      @WillemvanKalsbeek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A few scrapes and bruises, but no damage. That's a win

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He managed the save. Worth a road rash? maybe

  • @bmf0003
    @bmf0003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:14 that's why i always tell my kayakers to reconsider deep water and stick to shorelines. a lot boat operators won't be able to see you and they often won't even be able to hear your horn until its too late. Edit: this makes me want to record boaters trying to get out of the marina on a windy day

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's all good advice. But that kayaker would have been quite visible to the pilot of that boat.

    • @bfehrman6778
      @bfehrman6778 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At one launch spot at a nearby lake, the distance between the ramp and the floating walkway that is opposite of the dock is a few boat lengths at best. That...is fun on a windy day...with an inboard...

    • @blockyclips7660
      @blockyclips7660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Eric Chin was he not pointing at it???

    • @davedree
      @davedree 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eric Chin wtf stop talking shit,

  • @RH-iy6vq
    @RH-iy6vq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    The guy swimming after the boat,that was hilarious.
    The boat is like: See you never.

    • @Chris-lz6ci
      @Chris-lz6ci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When you’re going full speed and hit triangle in the middle of the ocean, and now you gotta swim after the boat

    • @tech99070
      @tech99070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that guy was MOVING. he hardly needs a boat

    • @adamm.6595
      @adamm.6595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait... that was a person? Thought it was a dog...

    • @reyelacademico
      @reyelacademico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Forest Gump 😂

    • @ukaszwalczak1154
      @ukaszwalczak1154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you are such a bad boat owner your boat runs away from you:

  • @Noelleiscute
    @Noelleiscute 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Respect to that guy who holds his trailer boat while being dragged

    • @g.somakiss5593
      @g.somakiss5593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      bro like there are things you won't let out of your hands going downhill like your boat you worked for

    • @yourboiD
      @yourboiD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣😂. I'm still crying

    • @omnacky
      @omnacky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      A captain goes down (the street) with his ship.

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A skiff and a guy with a scuff.

    • @billyaitken1713
      @billyaitken1713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aussie man 😜👍

  • @kuzzbillington6392
    @kuzzbillington6392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    8:44 "It's time to abdicate the area" ...
    So the room stopped being king then?

    • @LessFusion747
      @LessFusion747 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does it, 😂😂

    • @surveyguyor8958
      @surveyguyor8958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ;ya. i was thinking the same thing. some dip with a vocabulary but doesn't know the meaning of the word.

    • @mvswe
      @mvswe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It all started when the huge lady sat down lol...

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's many a meaning. Such as, give up, relinquish, renounce a position.

  • @Algorythmfpv
    @Algorythmfpv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The fact the guy in the first one kept trying to steer even though he was like 10 foot on land LMAO

  • @jeffdumpster3903
    @jeffdumpster3903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    The 2 best days in a mans boating life are when he buys it and when he sells it.

    • @Hamchuck112
      @Hamchuck112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's bullshit

    • @onenikkione
      @onenikkione 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That saying only applies to Rookies.

    • @diraltmcallister3523
      @diraltmcallister3523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe when you're a knuckledragger like the last guy. Or have no friends

    • @shawneaaroe617
      @shawneaaroe617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Absolutely true....

    • @johnh5738
      @johnh5738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amen!

  • @skunkbucket9408
    @skunkbucket9408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    2:36 Forgot to chock the wheels before lifting the hitch off the ball, did you? I did that myself one time with a large travel trailer - with my wife and kids still inside. Luckily, the two safety chains were still hooked on. One snapped, but the other held, keeping the trailer from sailing down a hill and into a million-dollar class A rig parked at the bottom. I take my time and do it right now.
    BTW, that was a beautiful save by the guy with the boat, and probably the lowest speed road rash incident I've ever seen.

    • @Mognemind
      @Mognemind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also, it is most likely the least expensive fail of this video

    • @unclepauly3205
      @unclepauly3205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It only takes one time! Good job.

    • @db8633
      @db8633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup no doubt!!! He at least slowed it down hahaha.

    • @longbowshooter5291
      @longbowshooter5291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did that too with a car dolly, the kind where your front wheels are driven onto the dolly. Forgot to chock the wheels, underestimated the weight of it.

    • @mikescott7408
      @mikescott7408 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you tell the wife or keep that to self.. Always love the tuber fails or that raft with people. hopefully all was safe..

  • @cbbees1468
    @cbbees1468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Alternate title: When Ship Hits the Fan

    • @alexanderohman1707
      @alexanderohman1707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You made my day

    • @pgl79
      @pgl79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment

    • @shishinonaito
      @shishinonaito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ship happens

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or for the first one, when ship hits the land.

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    That first guy seemed to earnestly still be trying to steer the boat when it was on the ground

    • @ryansoprano5858
      @ryansoprano5858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      When u play too much gta

    • @jasonjansen9831
      @jasonjansen9831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ryansoprano5858 Yeh GTA boats still kinda steer on land

  • @rg3412
    @rg3412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Last guy, everyone is laughing, no one is helping. That’s boating for you.

    • @ggsdude1
      @ggsdude1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats why theyre trash

    • @eventhisidistaken
      @eventhisidistaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boating etiquette dictates that you do not help unless asked to help, or for imminent danger.

    • @coopercovelo
      @coopercovelo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I tried helping someone like that, and they made it clear they did not need my help... they also ran the corner of their boat into the dock on the ramp after insisting they had it handled... I now only offer help to those that indicate they would like some help...

    • @hill3016
      @hill3016 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The boat's name was cornicopia destiny. Must have named it after an ugly drag queen or a tweaking stripper.

    • @hill3016
      @hill3016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Time to abdicate the area" im going to use that next time i take a dump

  • @Teknotion
    @Teknotion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Abdicate the area" .. That's a new one for me.

    • @PeterLawton
      @PeterLawton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah. I've heard of a king "abdicating the throne". And now that makes me consider the people who were on the toilet during that, uh, disturbance.

    • @palmat1990
      @palmat1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      thank you for this comment

  • @sinofusall2080
    @sinofusall2080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i love how the people on the big boats look so confused when they hit something

    • @joetaylor3563
      @joetaylor3563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because its almost like slow-motion and there's nothing they can do but stand there and watch it all come down.. almost in chapters.

    • @drumlessons833
      @drumlessons833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rich people being irresponsible. The worst was when that boat flew right next to the small fishing vessel.

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@drumlessons833 That was on purpose. No way the powerboat missed visual and the horn blast.

  • @officialWWM
    @officialWWM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Those 2 guys in the pool were definitely winning!

    • @oburi85
      @oburi85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I could use some water... XD

    • @andrewgilbreath1331
      @andrewgilbreath1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol get the boat out of the pool, ol boy like ok rrrrrpppp

  • @Bayan1905
    @Bayan1905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    On Memorial Day weekend, a local tow truck owner literally waits by one of the town boat launches for a tourist to sink his truck/SUV. It happens every year and is an easy way to make money.

    • @AustinH7
      @AustinH7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love that hahah

    • @bobby1970
      @bobby1970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's hilarious.

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice, lmao. Like reverse fishing. 😂

    • @Shayna11NM
      @Shayna11NM 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell him to bring a cooler of cold drinks and chips or candy bars to sell while he waits around for the next contestant. ;) Labor Day is almost here!

  • @coolminecraft1457
    @coolminecraft1457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    8:40 “alright time to abdicate the area” that’s the most understatement of the year.

    • @rgstewart2042
      @rgstewart2042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Abdicate the area. Must have been on his word-a-day calendar. "Let's get the hell outta here is much simpler.

    • @MrDubs
      @MrDubs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rgstewart2042 13 points in Scrabble. I'm going to have to keep that one in my back pocket for game nights with nan.

    • @87mini
      @87mini 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rgstewart2042 Just trying to joke in the face of a pretty stressful predicament.

    • @PeterKnagge
      @PeterKnagge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It doesn't make sense though. It must be an Americanisation.🤪

    • @stevie-ray2020
      @stevie-ray2020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrDubs Yes, just a few more points than 'evacuate'!

  • @grandemage
    @grandemage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Chuckled at the guy swimming after his boat, the rest just made me lose faith in humanity.

  • @Alkiller
    @Alkiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "Mommy, Daddy! How are boats made??"
    "Well, sweety, when two boats like each other very much, they do 6:29 "

    • @BB-it3ks
      @BB-it3ks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Zookeeper, zookeeper! Those boats are killing each other! …Oh!”

    • @WyattUTFT
      @WyattUTFT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The best part of that one is the same company owns both those boats. So they got double screwed by that crash

    • @kencollins837
      @kencollins837 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's how baby boats are born

    • @bowserdragon777
      @bowserdragon777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      fucking priceless

  • @Smokie1523
    @Smokie1523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That last dude was REALLY giving it his best peter griffin impression..

    • @willmorrison1022
      @willmorrison1022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He should have his man card revoked. Makes us ALL look bad.

    • @jand563
      @jand563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "How hard can it be?"
      That dude probably before he tried reversing with a trailer.

    • @mainzy7280
      @mainzy7280 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was looking for this comment 😂

  • @BoatsCaught
    @BoatsCaught 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These have got to be the best pirates I have ever seen.

  • @rickdicker9604
    @rickdicker9604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Not only are these hilarious, they make me feel so good about myself - I'm not the biggest f%#@-up on the planet after all! 🤗

    • @fantomSilver
      @fantomSilver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But still all of us may appear in such videos...
      That makes me anxious

    • @elosoguapo8137
      @elosoguapo8137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When the boss is chewing you just remind him that someone crashed an expensive boat into another expensive boat which is way worse than any of your offenses

    • @elosoguapo8137
      @elosoguapo8137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fantomSilver just don’t buy a boat and you’ll be ok

    • @fantomSilver
      @fantomSilver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elosoguapo8137 nope- I've just received my license🤣

    • @elosoguapo8137
      @elosoguapo8137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fantomSilver get insurance and a life jacket and for gods sake don’t drink a liter of jack Daniels before operating the boat!

  • @rochrich1223
    @rochrich1223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I love how he was trying to steer when the boat was on the rocks in the opening sequence. Rocks don't obey rudders. Rocks don't care what direction the outboard is pointing.

    • @mickaelkancel6492
      @mickaelkancel6492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @yuk-erkmckirk9277
      @yuk-erkmckirk9277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It didn't have an outboard engine, it was an inboard engine and jet propulsion.

    • @rochrich1223
      @rochrich1223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The rocks didn't seem to care about that arrangement either.

    • @robertheinkel6225
      @robertheinkel6225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I will give him credit for trying, but that’s about all

    • @dustine4184
      @dustine4184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love how the last comment is almost the same as this one.

  • @royster3345
    @royster3345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Felt for the guy at the end trying to reverse the jet ski. Anything short towed is a nightmare, slow and easy, especially when you can't really see it from the drivers seat.

    • @jake641991
      @jake641991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fuckin love having a backup camera for the small trailers

    • @johncollins7044
      @johncollins7044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Very true. I learned to drop my tailgate to get a clear view of my small trailer. I swear that asshole trailer has a mind of its own sometimes.

    • @bllasae
      @bllasae ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't you just have to have the trailer straight and the wheel straight and put it in reverse?

    • @royster3345
      @royster3345 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bllasae You don't have a small trailer...... just a guess 😊

    • @Whybother99
      @Whybother99 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bllasaeit tends to move left and right no matter how straight you are.

  • @ashcoops6962
    @ashcoops6962 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "It's time to abdicate the area'. If only there was a word for evacuate.

  • @papillonvu
    @papillonvu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    It’s been years since Fail Army has had a quality video… and finally, this is it!!

    • @ScreamOG1
      @ScreamOG1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha finally, someone with the same thought as me. Used to be a gold channel, for years now it’s been junk u til this video

    • @zhuzzir
      @zhuzzir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This I concur! Great vid (going down under with all the cringe, crying, laughter n losses abroad) since a while! 👍👍👍

  • @bradleyland
    @bradleyland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I'm going to share the secret of backing up a trailer with all of you: push the *bottom* of the steering wheel the direction you want the trailer to go. Combine that skill with two rules of thumb and you're good to go: 1) Always anticipate where you want to go; turning the trailer takes time, and 2) take your time; no shame in pulling forward just a few feet to straighten out a mistake.

    • @kuzzbillington6392
      @kuzzbillington6392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't have a license, but I will remember this when I break the law with a trailer for the first time.

    • @jlong0w
      @jlong0w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shhhhh, don't tell them to drive it like a tow motor. Most of these rich people have never had manual labor jobs 🙄 so they have no common sense

    • @leed1318
      @leed1318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thanks for the tip. My husband has always taught me (and whoever else he’s teaching at the moment) to steer the opposite way you want the trailer to go. Seems easy enough in theory, but I have had a helluva time trying to process that real-time. Obviously, following the bottom of the steering wheel accomplishes the same exact thing, but I’m betting it will be much easier for me to mentally follow. :)

    • @Silver-Sliver
      @Silver-Sliver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And just like that, it suddenly makes sense.

    • @klday84
      @klday84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jlong0w lol I poorer than the bloke living in a cardboard box and I can't even back up a trailer without jackknifing it. I do appreciate the sense of humor and the gentleman giving people like some advice.

  • @framusburns-hagstromiii808
    @framusburns-hagstromiii808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Amazing how many cruise ships are involved in collisions that seem completely avoidable if only someone was watching what they were doing .. or maybe not drinking on duty..😱😱

    • @thethievesdomain8360
      @thethievesdomain8360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Cruise ships I can understand though, all that mass takes a long time to slow down or move. Smaller boats on the other hand are just idiots.

    • @googlewolly
      @googlewolly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thethievesdomain8360 Boats can't be idiots; they're not self aware. They're also abiotic.

    • @Raz0rking
      @Raz0rking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You need to see the internet historians take on the costa concordia.

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It takes a long time for a boat like that to stop. Even going slow can take time to stop

    • @mrosenblatt
      @mrosenblatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What happened with the Epic was due to a shift of winds. You can't do much other than cross your fingers and hope the damage isn't too bad when that happens.

  • @fihr-TotalIdiotsAtWork
    @fihr-TotalIdiotsAtWork หลายเดือนก่อน

    Watching this just makes you feel good.

  • @davidharrick469
    @davidharrick469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Being a boater for many years I can't tell you how many times I have seen people not being able to back up a trailer.

    • @stevie-ray2020
      @stevie-ray2020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Many can't drive forward competently, let alone in reverse!

    • @joncooke9515
      @joncooke9515 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here, takes practice. Best advice I ever got.... never approach anything with your boat faster than you’re willing to crash into it.

  • @omnacky
    @omnacky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Can you imagine being the owner of that boat"
    the owner of the boat next to them: 👁️👄👁️

  • @ash_mash7602
    @ash_mash7602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    A man swimming after his boat was hilarious until that genius reverse toeing his jet ski came along.

    • @peterf.229
      @peterf.229 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your spelling is also hilarious

    • @ash_mash7602
      @ash_mash7602 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peterf.229 Enlighten me Massa with your high horse intellect!

  • @jamesvan-lint7351
    @jamesvan-lint7351 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The clip where the empty boat drifts past followed a few seconds later by its frantically swimming skipper is truly hilarious ...my jaw is aching 😂

  • @BoiledOctopus
    @BoiledOctopus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Love the fact he's still steering. On land.

    • @franzusgutlus54
      @franzusgutlus54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @carolineschneider2403
      @carolineschneider2403 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So that seems to be the stupidest thing you can do in this situation, because some of you are already writing this? It seems logical to me, isn't that what a steering wheel is for? 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️🧭

    • @BoiledOctopus
      @BoiledOctopus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carolineschneider2403 ?

    • @GoldballIndustries
      @GoldballIndustries 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      or hes being jossled around

    • @surveyguyor8958
      @surveyguyor8958 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      especially with a pump boat.

  • @DanTheFireman
    @DanTheFireman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I was having seller's remorse after the new owner picked up the boat a few weeks ago, thanks for fixing that.

  • @digimaks
    @digimaks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The forklift and the boat was EPIC!

  • @chrisfrey2503
    @chrisfrey2503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love how the first guy kept steering after it was out of the water sliding on the rocks. Priceless!

  • @davefellhoelter1343
    @davefellhoelter1343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Want clean family fun? we did boat ramps on a holiday weekend, chairs in a line, numbered paper plate score cards. Some of our most fun memories

    • @oo0Spyder0oo
      @oo0Spyder0oo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah not offering to help no doubt

  • @remissiveslave
    @remissiveslave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    You'd think everything on a cruiser would be mounted to the floor somehow.

    • @dmitrycherkasov9668
      @dmitrycherkasov9668 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cut the bullshit!

    • @jonnym4670
      @jonnym4670 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that last video it wouldnt matter that ship sunk

    • @thebestfontever
      @thebestfontever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you're not supposed to take waves broadside, so under normal circumstances it's not a concern

    • @fredpuntdroad8701
      @fredpuntdroad8701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They were taking waves in the flank though. Never supposed to do that. Maybe an engine malfunction.

    • @327legoman
      @327legoman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've seen the clip a few times. Cruise ships have stabilisers that keep the ship from rocking meaning they dont need to mount anything. This is what happens when the stabilisers fail. (If they didn't have this, many passengers would get sea sick)

  • @larryroyovitz7829
    @larryroyovitz7829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love how they all yell "whoa!" as if someone has forgotten to apply the brakes.

  • @S0L12D3
    @S0L12D3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:36 “grab that yeti!”
    Man you’re actually worried about a $400 cooler when your houseboat is literally sinking 😂😂😂😂

    • @stevie-ray2020
      @stevie-ray2020 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ....but it has the beer in it!

  • @keithhill8735
    @keithhill8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Lets admire the guy that was holding on to his boat for dear life as it was dragging him across his yard🤣

    • @clintoncollier
      @clintoncollier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is game. Lucky there wasn't a car coming...the force is strong in this one!

  • @mrkool501
    @mrkool501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:42 is impressive asf 🤣 my man was holding on FOR HIS LIFE

  • @zachrogan9979
    @zachrogan9979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:04 “ hey, you alright?” Most definitely not. That dude got ROCKED with a huge pillar of steel

    • @jrm669mar
      @jrm669mar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Surprised to see him move at all, he didn’t get up. Wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up dead.

    • @Vladoz11
      @Vladoz11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he's definitely not okay

    • @looseele
      @looseele 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's the sound of someone frantically wanting that person to be OK

  • @dirtydirtmcgogurt
    @dirtydirtmcgogurt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @ 5:52 - I love how they put their hazard lights on.
    "Yes, we see you Bill. You're Altima is embedded into the bow of my boat."

  • @nicolasm4797
    @nicolasm4797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Is no one gonna talk about how cool the yacht is at 3:10. The color of it so dope!!!

    • @AaronShenghao
      @AaronShenghao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cool yacht, shitty crew.

    • @KeasekuchenJonas
      @KeasekuchenJonas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would love to know what went wrong on that one…

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree, lovely colour. Makes a change from white!

    • @TheSafierdrgn
      @TheSafierdrgn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "The $90 million yacht is owned by billionaire and Capri Sun tycoon Hans Peter Wild, 79."

  • @carvalone3076
    @carvalone3076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Hey, if you've never tried to back a trailer, don't laugh. That shit takes skill

    • @RandyBoBandy.
      @RandyBoBandy. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Simple. Turn the opposite way you want the trailer to go. Nothing to it.

    • @secondbaseman1424
      @secondbaseman1424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@RandyBoBandy. haha, theres a lot more to it.
      Look closer next time buddy ;)

    • @RandyBoBandy.
      @RandyBoBandy. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@secondbaseman1424 nope. It’s very easy. Park the truck if you can’t do it. Only metros can’t back a trailer up. Grab your hair gel Julio.

    • @MrBigspendn
      @MrBigspendn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree it is easy but the first couple of times your brain is telling you different. After that it is easy.

    • @87mini
      @87mini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RandyBoBandy. It's only simple after you've learned how. The guy might have been a noob, and didn't have the sense to pull up and calm down before he started again. Or he might be one of those poor folk who just has ahard time with mechanical things. Ignorance is curable, if you have enough sense to sit down and learn.

  • @tausendwasser6701
    @tausendwasser6701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    3:15
    Superyacht captain: "Well sorry, crashed your boat into the pier."
    Superyacht owner: "Ahh no big deal...happens."
    Superyacht captain: "So I don't get fired on this one?"
    Superyacht owner: "No, won't happen again."
    Superyacht captain takes another sip from the bottle...

    • @keithkaweaf1840
      @keithkaweaf1840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What´s going on?

    • @boardrfolif3
      @boardrfolif3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For real, that one really baffled me. Typically vessels that size aren't even near slips that size.

    • @speeddemon4468
      @speeddemon4468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It hurt my soul seeing the paint get scratched there, it was such a beautiful yacht

    • @Dumify
      @Dumify 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@speeddemon4468 i thin just scratched but not big damage

  • @willk7184
    @willk7184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    7:29 is actually terrifying, I hope whoever was in there somehow survived that.

    • @Nationof300
      @Nationof300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly that looked pretty violent

  • @Downunder12
    @Downunder12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As a boat builder that does a lot of work for 1st time owners it's all to common.
    "Did you wind up the winch?"
    "Yeah, I even filled the bilge."

  • @GenoLoma
    @GenoLoma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Legend has it, he's still trying to reverse that jetski into the lake..

  • @thomasflores7817
    @thomasflores7817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    At least in the first one they were wearing helmets like they knew they were doing risky stuff and might need them.

    • @unclepauly3205
      @unclepauly3205 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      River jet boating is next level terrifying.
      The reason he crash in the first place is he hit a shallow rock and it bounced him straight to the beach.
      Those river jet boats only need like 3 inches of water to work! And they go FAST!

    • @bannermanlove4056
      @bannermanlove4056 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As if they knew indeed

  • @Seifus
    @Seifus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So nobodys gonna talk about the ship that was literally destroyed by the wave?

  • @saraparker184
    @saraparker184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    8:41 norwegian cruise: time to “abdicate” the area chap 🎩
    carnival cruisr: let’s get the heck outta here boy

    • @Calabresa022
      @Calabresa022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did that ship sink or something?

  • @davidbrown3971
    @davidbrown3971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The dude swimming after his boat was priceless 🤣

  • @sammyold4708
    @sammyold4708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hats off to these who have failed! Watching them brings us all so much joy .

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK ปีที่แล้ว

      That poor guy swimming after his boat still hasn't caught up with it.

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:35 Top 10 people who could beat thanos without the infinity gauntlet.

  • @someguy1907
    @someguy1907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Imagine being a tic tac in at least 5 - 10 miles of water and still make contact with another tic tac

    • @elosoguapo8137
      @elosoguapo8137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And what about planes colliding? There’s really not enough space up there??

    • @dustinofficinalis2149
      @dustinofficinalis2149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Humanities stupidity is never ending .

    • @MegaEmmanuel09
      @MegaEmmanuel09 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elosoguapo8137 Yeah, but those are extremely common and reused paths so that makes sens- Oh hey, look! It's the same scenario with boats 🤣

    • @borderlineiq
      @borderlineiq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be the Stockholm and the Andrea Doria. In this video, the speeding craft hitting the guy with the airhorn was outrageous, but the large ships, very likely engine or rudder failure.

  • @zacharyjohnson9817
    @zacharyjohnson9817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My wife wants me to take a cruise to Europe, and I don't want to. So I showed her these videos and now we're buying a camper van and going to the Grand Canyon.
    Thank you Fail Army!

    • @linjicakonikon7666
      @linjicakonikon7666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You better not look at camper videos!!

    • @zacharyjohnson9817
      @zacharyjohnson9817 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@linjicakonikon7666 oh crap! No more vacations 😜

  • @matthewrk84
    @matthewrk84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Anyone know the story behind what's happening at 3:02? (blue superyacht) - it's like he came back a second time, is the captain trying to wreck stuff? Edit: Found a news article, apparently it was a computer malfunction, the captain was trying to hit something that would absorb the impact rather than rocks etc.

    • @danielscott4514
      @danielscott4514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahhh thank you (I was wondering about that myself!). Do you happen to have a link to the news article you found?

    • @Lemiiker
      @Lemiiker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It reminds me of Speed 2 (movie from the 90s).

  • @JosephStephenson-o6n
    @JosephStephenson-o6n 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The two lads in the boat in the pool you made us proud...how legends are made..lmfao

  • @shmooveyea
    @shmooveyea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Costa Concordia: "Hold my gelato"

  • @TheExplosiveGuy
    @TheExplosiveGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Watching people back up trailers can be hilarious🤣, though I'll freely admit that I would probably create the same spectacle myself🤣, I've hardly ever had to back up trailers and I suck at it lol.

  • @ashamed1225
    @ashamed1225 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Git in the truck". Redneck foreplay 😅

  • @mateo3388
    @mateo3388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Where are the kids at?” As the house boat is on its side sinking. And then followed up by “isn’t that the most devastating thing you’ve ever seen?” In a monotone voice. People that go to the river are a special breed

    • @mateo3388
      @mateo3388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And then a guy trying to keep a 80 foot boat from tipping off the trailer by hanging onto it with one arm. Are all you boat people fucking stupid?

    • @Exotic-ps7vi
      @Exotic-ps7vi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mateo3388 Not even regulated to boat people, just people in general. Ever see how people drive in their fancy new cars?

    • @mateo3388
      @mateo3388 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Exotic-ps7vi I work at an exotic car dealership so yes I certainly do see how people drive them, every day. Not sure what that has to do with the negligence of these idiots though

  • @mobilegameplaywalkthroughs990
    @mobilegameplaywalkthroughs990 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:00 Both boats with preexisting major scratches on the side. Get it together!

  • @grim6980
    @grim6980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Respect for the guys in the pool with the jet boat.

  • @carbonunit6573
    @carbonunit6573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love the first guy pretending he was still steering after he was on land…

  • @Misante.
    @Misante. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    10:20: I was really expecting him to get mad and just drive into the water with the car like Peter griffin did

    • @nunyabisnass1141
      @nunyabisnass1141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well if you fill your car up with marine fuel you can. Saw it on a show once where a guy filled his truck with jet fuel and drove in the sky.

    • @lukeabston9682
      @lukeabston9682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nunyabisnass1141 that was the dumbest comment I’ve ever heard but some how I still laughed

  • @bensipos9842
    @bensipos9842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:40 “alright, it’s time to abdicate the area” 🤣😭 that got me

  • @SaltWaterDrums
    @SaltWaterDrums 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Ay you alright?"
    He's got a massive metal mast or boom on top of his legs that just hit him at high speed, so no, somehow I don't think he's "alright"

  • @kingelvis7035
    @kingelvis7035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The guy who steered his boat into the curb and saved it its my hero. Boat fails are so FAIL because they have this slow motion effect with all the anticipation. BeautiFAIL.

    • @BeardeDad
      @BeardeDad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wat? Lmao

  • @SpiritMatthias
    @SpiritMatthias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The boat floating away and the owner swimming after it is the greatest cut I’ve ever seen.

  • @anonymous-de3mn
    @anonymous-de3mn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I bet the people laughing at the end wouldn't be able to do any better. Honestly the person struggles but doesn't fail ; at least they're being cautious.

  • @fonkamex
    @fonkamex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:15 Recreational motor boaters are annoying and dangerous as you can see on this video. Owners are often running super fast, super drunk, don’t knowing the basic marine navigations rules and often don’t paying attention to other boats in the area.