This is the opposite of a speedrun Speedrun: -spamming A to get to places faster (example: Mario 64 BLJ) These: Going to places slowly to avoid pressing A (Example: *To AnSwEr ThAt, We NeEd To TaLk AbOuT pArAlElL uNiVeRsEs)
Special government agents are send to look for clues and finds crazed Italian man eating cake by a so called "princess"peach...both were sent to jail for the next 50 years...
When they were arrested, they were searched and the agents found THREE ADDITIONAL magic hats which turned the wearer invisible, turned the wearer into dense, heavy metal, and allowed the wearer to escape through flight. The Italian Man physically could not be reached for comment
Long story short, he found himself out of bounds, said "Mamma mia" and was suddenly back at his castle. After picking up a mushroom, he felt just as fine as before.
Not really... He clones the Goomba, which actually just moves the original Goomba, which is why it disappears. The cloning allows him to place it wherever he wants, essentially, and allows it to respawn as if nothing had happened.
Quantum levitation, kidnapping hordes of sapient creatures, and reckless bomb disposal techniques (not to mention shattering your thighbones several times). All to avoid pressing a button
Congratulations, you've broken my brain. I hope you're satisfied. Seriously though, this is so impressive that I am at a complete loss for words. Your amount of dedication to this practice is awe inspiring, and you never cease to amaze me. Keep up the good work!
In the Watch for Rolling Rocks in 0.5 A presses commentated video, he mentions a comment from TJ "Henry" Yoshi that said something along the lines of, "An A press is an A press, you can't say it's only half". Since that video became a giant meme, that person is now known for being part of a meme.
Ye did Lord Koek riseth for the secret numbers in the sky using the mushrooms men. He did not use the Vile Button nor did I in this sermon. The mentioned button will go unused for eternity with no end in sight. For use of the button is forbidden & never must the button be used, Lest the button destroy us utterly. Though the button's promise of rising height is enticing, we must never succumb to it's sly trickery. For the use of the button is both sin of the highest order, & utterly unneeded in this quest. Never must the button be used, lest its perverse curse crush us, & utterly demolish everything we've worked so tirelessly to successfully complete on this journey of ours. Though our quest is yet incomplete, upon one glorious morning we will rise & see Lord Koek doth posteth evident video proving the vile button once & forevermore be unrequired to complete this wondrous quest. The Lord Koek must then rest, for with the expulsion of the Vile Button's hold on our spirit, He doth expend the entirety of His glorious mercy, though he wilst riseth once more to rescue us from the Vile Button, for in time, its demonic presence endlessly resurges in still more worlds. Bmen
I never expected to see one text this long without use of the forbidden button. Your prowess with these powerful words is truly unique, yet very little people recognize your enterprise, your inventiveness. Your soul is truly wonderful, truly sumptuous.
Y* Boi Yoshi the term used to refer to your specific site where you, if you wish, post videos to TH-cam, possesses the forbidden letter, you do not deserve the privilege to enforce such punishment.
You're the kind of person who would spend four and a half billion years punching through a wall made of solid diamond if it meant you didn't have to press A once.
They should replace Mario's Smash Bros. recovery with the Goomba staircase for sure... Goomba Oasis sounds like a pretty cool final smash name too... Nintendo, get on that!
Mario 64 Quantum Mechanics at its best. I love how scientific you approach these tasks. This feels like a really cool physics/computer science paper in video form :D Great job! But I wonder how much time a video like this consumes. That must be a monster! ...nevermind, I should just read descriptions. 55 hours is actually far less than I expected. You are certainly the most efficient person to do these kind of things.
***** 55 hours is estimated what I did in the past week when I decided to finally go for it. But I did various testing throughout the past couple months, which I didn't factor in. For example, I had already known where to place the HOLP for the goomba oasis and what slope to make the second goomba staircase before this week, because I had tested those things months ago.
For some reason this comment made me laugh much more than any of the others. I think it was because I gave the goombas a voice of annoyance mixed with confusion, with just a smidgen of resignation
Seeing all of this dedication just makes me extremely happy for some reason. This is incredible. You're amazing. I'll be adding this video to my all time favorites.
Pershons Place Definitely dedicated, but it's been paying off, this guy consistently breaks new ground in one of the most understood and tas'd games of all time.
Absolutely amazing!! And thank you for the wonderful explanations for these videos, I love learning about how all of these crazy things happen. keep up the good work!
I'd like to see this pannenkoek guy make a video game of his own, which such as great and vast knowledge about the inner workings of this and maybe other games
You've left me speechless one more. What a great video! Very impressive job. Such inventiveness and determination. Learning about all these tricks is just a treat.
"Pannen, why is the whole controller half-broken and rusted off, except for the A button?" "Because i never touched that button once in my entire life"
and she's a buying, a stairway, to heaven! Best ending ever, Incredible video pannenk. All the theory behind this is insane, spectacular that SM64 is worked with in 2015. Congrats!
There's a plumber who's sure All that glitters is coins and he's buying a goomba stairway to heaven When he get's there he knows if the stars are all gone with a wing cap he can get what he came for- Toad Zepplin, 1985
There was a plumber who dared not press A, But the secrets were too far away, So he made a few clones, And whadaya know, He managed to reach them okay.
Poliny Peixoto I know, right? I think cloning is actually what fascinated most about this game and made me want to find as many other glitches as I could :)
That SMG4 Bob-omb Battlefield remix though! By the way, NICE. F*CKING. JOB! You, my friend, are the most impressive SM64 glitcher I've ever seen in my entire life!
This is why people should think twice before giving a score to a game, your videos only show the complexity behind all the we see in an "ordinary" 90"s game, people dont have any idea how the Mario 64 team a Zelda OOT team suffered beyond imagination to buld the egine and program these games, all the math behind this is just insane. Its actuallly impressive how you manage o dissecate all the gameplay mechanics from this game, your mind can see things others couldnt years after the game release, you sure have good grades in math, keep up the good work.
Actually, immediately after I finish a .m64 I upload it to a secret facebook thread I have. So even if my computer crashed, the finished .m64 would always persist.
Pannenkoek vids in a nutshell: 1) Screw around for 20 minutes 2) The fabric of reality breaks down violently 3) Mario collects a star 4) Pannen goes into a 5 minute lecture to explain what just happened.
that was insane! holy cow pannekoek2012 you are very intelligent. your knowledge on this game is just amazing. also well done on 100,000 subscribers. your videos are excellent!
Thx i was stuck on that one
Eeveelution LOL
Eeveelution gg LOL
Eeveelution I love you xD
"A speedrun? No, you misunderstand..."
This is the opposite of a speedrun
Speedrun:
-spamming A to get to places faster (example: Mario 64 BLJ)
These:
Going to places slowly to avoid pressing A
(Example: *To AnSwEr ThAt, We NeEd To TaLk AbOuT pArAlElL uNiVeRsEs)
@@nickkayfabe6147 Laughs in 70 abc tas
Italian Man Steals 71 Innocent Fungi With Magic Hat
Special government agents are send to look for clues and finds crazed Italian man eating cake by a so called "princess"peach...both were sent to jail for the next 50 years...
+Kaiman JIG hah, he would glitch out
+Game Buster haha! However, he found himself stuck when he accidentally hit the slope of his cell in the 3rd PU, with no way to gain hyper speed
When they were arrested, they were searched and the agents found THREE ADDITIONAL magic hats which turned the wearer invisible, turned the wearer into dense, heavy metal, and allowed the wearer to escape through flight. The Italian Man physically could not be reached for comment
Long story short, he found himself out of bounds, said "Mamma mia" and was suddenly back at his castle. After picking up a mushroom, he felt just as fine as before.
The most unsettling part about this is that when Mario is placing goombas, you can always see one in the background just....dissapear...
Lol, "tah, fuck?" "Where am I!"
Well, the goombas always spawn in triangular pairs to my understanding. I imagine that would have to do with it somehow.
Not really... He clones the Goomba, which actually just moves the original Goomba, which is why it disappears. The cloning allows him to place it wherever he wants, essentially, and allows it to respawn as if nothing had happened.
+Venom Claus the Shitposter ,and so that's why the Mystery Goomba spawns at the Death Barrier. And, what the heck are you talking about?
Quantum levitation, kidnapping hordes of sapient creatures, and reckless bomb disposal techniques (not to mention shattering your thighbones several times). All to avoid pressing a button
I prefer to think of it as 'forcibly relocating'.
"IT WAS WORTH IT!" The fat Italian man stated as he was rushed to the hospital before taken to jail.
He was later convicted of the murder of numerous innocent Mushroom Kingdom residents.
Reported to the federal authorities. We can't tolerate that kind of behaviour.
"BUT WE ROBLOXIANS AND GUESTS ONLY HAVE TO GO TO SPACE!"
Dude this is awesome, no joke. This took some brains and some fucking dedication. I'd take my hat off to you, but I'd take more damage that way.
Fedora tips are always appreciated
Plush
Don't hate on fedoras, they are very classy hats. Not quite a bowler, but still a very good hat.
+Plush Who are you? you seem to hang around his videos and get featured often. Is he your darkarai
ᐊᒻᒪᒐᕈᖅᓂᒃ He's my sex slave
+Plush well then...
The goomba stairway at the end was glorious
Goomba Stairway to Heaven - Goomba Airship
It's amazing how much you're able to break this game just for the conservation of some A presses.
I think you mean to say how much you have to break the game just to conserve some A presses.
Well I mean his name is: Mario 'Jumpman' Mario for a reason. His whole shtick is pressing the A button.
I still don't really now what the A button does. He definitely jumps in this run, so it can't be the jump button. But what is it?
FaRo He "jumps" using methods that do not employ pressing the "Jump" button (A).
FaRo Dive recovers.
Congratulations, you've broken my brain. I hope you're satisfied.
Seriously though, this is so impressive that I am at a complete loss for words. Your amount of dedication to this practice is awe inspiring, and you never cease to amaze me. Keep up the good work!
Repiteo HD Thank you! I'm glad you appreciate it!
+Repiteo Your profile pic matched with your comment so well
What a fun and exciting 55 hours it must have been
Wow 6 years ago mayro
quantum ejaculation
Wow 7 years ago mayro
Wow 8 years ago mayro
EVERYTHING IN THIS VIDEO WAS PERFECT. 10/10 WOULD STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
It's funny how much more of this makes sense after your Rolling Rocks Commentary.
_But first, we need to talk about parallel universes._
Huh? None of the things in this video are in the Rolling Rocks vid.
But first TJ "Henry" Yoshi.
Septimus Heep Whats with "Tj "henry" yoshi"!?
In the Watch for Rolling Rocks in 0.5 A presses commentated video, he mentions a comment from TJ "Henry" Yoshi that said something along the lines of, "An A press is an A press, you can't say it's only half". Since that video became a giant meme, that person is now known for being part of a meme.
_And he's flying a staircase of Goombas~_
Cause u know sometimes words have two meanings
u can't say it's only a half.
Robert Plant would be proud.
@@mitchinatr7093 I read that with his singing voice
Ye did Lord Koek riseth for the secret numbers in the sky using the mushrooms men. He did not use the Vile Button nor did I in this sermon. The mentioned button will go unused for eternity with no end in sight. For use of the button is forbidden & never must the button be used, Lest the button destroy us utterly.
Though the button's promise of rising height is enticing, we must never succumb to it's sly trickery. For the use of the button is both sin of the highest order, & utterly unneeded in this quest. Never must the button be used, lest its perverse curse crush us, & utterly demolish everything we've worked so tirelessly to successfully complete on this journey of ours.
Though our quest is yet incomplete, upon one glorious morning we will rise & see Lord Koek doth posteth evident video proving the vile button once & forevermore be unrequired to complete this wondrous quest. The Lord Koek must then rest, for with the expulsion of the Vile Button's hold on our spirit, He doth expend the entirety of His glorious mercy, though he wilst riseth once more to rescue us from the Vile Button, for in time, its demonic presence endlessly resurges in still more worlds.
Bmen
I never expected to see one text this long without use of the forbidden button. Your prowess with these powerful words is truly unique, yet very little people recognize your enterprise, your inventiveness. Your soul is truly wonderful, truly sumptuous.
You must have a well-preserved A button on your keyboard
Y* Boi Yoshi the term used to refer to your specific site where you, if you wish, post videos to TH-cam, possesses the forbidden letter, you do not deserve the privilege to enforce such punishment.
G-Force
Well, Im not going to edit the term used to identify me just for to remove the forbidden letter
If th*t's the c*se, I shouldn't be bothered to exp*nd my voc*bul*ry just to *void the use of the forbidden letter.
One of the best things I've ever seen. Awesome, dude!
Really man, I could totally see your videos being used in an educational environment to teach children "how to think outside the box."
Yeah but then youll have to teach them mario quamtum physics
That ending, nice touch.
inspired by Plush and Tyler Kehne telling me to use that song!
Hork Supreme "Goomba Staircase"
You're the kind of person who would spend four and a half billion years punching through a wall made of solid diamond if it meant you didn't have to press A once.
Joe Mudd He'd have a TAS do it
ye
[DTS] Swift should there be a reference?
+Dyno900 I confess that I have no idea which reference was intended.
Lol Doctor Who reference
That ending part killed me.
Shine on, you crazy diamond.
Fix on, Crazy Diamond
shining diamond"
A little bit closer to Goomba
AStandsForFrench WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DUWANG
chew
I don't care if this video is 8 years old it is to this day still very entertaining and fun like all your videos, Pannen
They should replace Mario's Smash Bros. recovery with the Goomba staircase for sure... Goomba Oasis sounds like a pretty cool final smash name too... Nintendo, get on that!
Lucas Lucas Also, each time you press A you take 50% damage
Add pannenkoek to the game, his final smash is him building up immense speed and traveling through parallel universes to smash into the opponent.
@@luc8492 attacking with BLJs like in the something versus video
Mario 64 Quantum Mechanics at its best. I love how scientific you approach these tasks. This feels like a really cool physics/computer science paper in video form :D Great job! But I wonder how much time a video like this consumes. That must be a monster! ...nevermind, I should just read descriptions. 55 hours is actually far less than I expected. You are certainly the most efficient person to do these kind of things.
***** 55 hours is estimated what I did in the past week when I decided to finally go for it. But I did various testing throughout the past couple months, which I didn't factor in. For example, I had already known where to place the HOLP for the goomba oasis and what slope to make the second goomba staircase before this week, because I had tested those things months ago.
pannenkoek2012 ah, okay. Still, I'm lacking in words to describe how incredible this is! You've outdone yourself once again. :D
I've said it before, and I'll probably say it again. Just when I think you've made your most impressive video, you make a new one.
The effort you put into breaking this game is outstanding.
You are amazing.
Honestly, I cannot even find what to say. Incredibly cool video.
9:24 oh man, this explanation was amazing, after all the confusion of what was initially going on.
I figured there'd be confusion, so I wanted to handle it in bulk before the video ended rather than having a ton of confused comments! :)
GOOMBAS FOR THE BLOOD GOD
ashens?
+dsalucas A PRESSES FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
HE MUST BE APPEASED!
The Goombas are probably like "What the fuck."
haha!
"what am I doing up here"
"well this is happening"
For some reason this comment made me laugh much more than any of the others. I think it was because I gave the goombas a voice of annoyance mixed with confusion, with just a smidgen of resignation
"God damn it, not again."
Absolutely INSANE positioning.
Also, BOB IS FREE FROM A PRESSES, YAY :D
Ocarina of Masks BOB IS FREE FROM THE ARMY, NOOOOOOOO
Ocarina of Masks Is there a wiki for this or a place where they keep track of how many a presses are necessary in each levell ?
josan14basket no, but there is a document to keep track of the A presses. Right now it is 1 Any% and it is the pole in BitFS (and idk for 100%)
Benedani I know but I don't know how often the doc is updated.
josan14basket
its updated when there is an upgrade
Seeing all of this dedication just makes me extremely happy for some reason. This is incredible. You're amazing. I'll be adding this video to my all time favorites.
A nice and informative video for those whose A button is broken; well done.
55 hours for making this
Holy. Fucking. Balls. Thats kinda impressive, weird, amazing and shocking at the same time o-O
EpicLPer 15828 re-records, as well.
SOMEBODY'S DEDICATED
Pershons Place Definitely dedicated, but it's been paying off, this guy consistently breaks new ground in one of the most understood and tas'd games of all time.
***** It's modafakin TH-cam, it's not like this is one of the most opened sites worldwide lol
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?!?!?!
HAS TAS GONE TOO FAR?!?!?!
HAS BILL CIPHER GONE SO FAR?????
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER.
ARE MEMES FAR GO TOO?
HAS MARIO GONE TOO FAR?!?!?!
Does this games' soundtrack ever haunt your dreams?
TheBiggaproductions I see you like fucking everywhere, first Vinesauce now here
Absolutely amazing!! And thank you for the wonderful explanations for these videos, I love learning about how all of these crazy things happen. keep up the good work!
How did you figure out how to make a goomba concentration camp in the sky
Not funny...
Linex HD Yes it is
Linex HD It's comedy gold.
you forgot the question mark
Cuz he's dutch
this misaligns my qpus
first reply with 135 likes!
@@iqbaltrojan L
has nothing to do with QPUs but good job lil fella. here's a gold star skippy ⭐
By no stretch of the imagination could I ever face you one on one in sm64 if that's even a thing. You know every trick in the book...You the man!
koonhen xie thanks! I try
I'd like to see this pannenkoek guy make a video game of his own, which such as great and vast knowledge about the inner workings of this and maybe other games
The amount of planning that goes into collecting these stars is amazing! Keep it up!
"The amount of goombas required is quadratic, a vast improvement over the previous exponential amount."
ily pancake man
If that doesn't warrant a star I don't know what does.
This is absolutely brilliant.
You've left me speechless one more. What a great video! Very impressive job. Such inventiveness and determination. Learning about all these tricks is just a treat.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES PANNENKOEK YOU DID IT :D Now bomb-omb battlefield is possible all 0 A presses!
My Goomba. You never cease to amaze me! The 120x 0xA button run looks more and more feasible with every release you make.
This dude is prepared if his A button breaks. He'll still be able to play SM64 XD
Well well well. Looks like someone's A key is broken.
Bet all of his buttons are like all worn away and shit
And then you look at the a button...
"Pannen, why is the whole controller half-broken and rusted off, except for the A button?"
"Because i never touched that button once in my entire life"
MarioKart7z only for BitFS.
Actually, this is a TAS, so the buttons are strings of code inside a software.
@@shifanahmed2391 so his computer instead
@@shifanahmed2391don’t recall asking
This is so amazing. I watch all your videos, and everytime I end up in awe. Please keep them coming. PLEASE
This is insane on every level. Good job!
Holy crap this was amazing! Always fun to watch your minimal A press videos.
and she's a buying, a stairway, to heaven! Best ending ever, Incredible video pannenk. All the theory behind this is insane, spectacular that SM64 is worked with in 2015. Congrats!
There's a plumber who's sure
All that glitters is coins
and he's buying a goomba stairway to heaven
When he get's there he knows
if the stars are all gone
with a wing cap he can get what he came for-
Toad Zepplin, 1985
There was a plumber who dared not press A,
But the secrets were too far away,
So he made a few clones,
And whadaya know,
He managed to reach them okay.
LOL
I know I’m 9 years too late, but this is actually sick lol
I really want to see pannenkoek2012 use an excessive amount of A presses one day
100 lap race,600+ A presses
There's also the Jolly Roger Bay's red coin star, which goes to demonstrate what Pannenkoek can do when he *can* press A.
Or those joystickless videos
This is simply amazing. The tricks used in that went way over my head (except Hat in Hand)
Amazing as always!
Absolutely amazing. Great work on both the gameplay and the detailed description at the end of the video!
Awesome job as usual. Actually, I think this is your best one yet! It's amazing how much you could make out of the cloning glitches!
Poliny Peixoto I know, right? I think cloning is actually what fascinated most about this game and made me want to find as many other glitches as I could :)
Saw the calculations and knew this video was going to be da bob-omb before even finishing it.
the1337fleet
*BABAM*
The ending still and will always get me
Poetry in motion.
That SMG4 Bob-omb Battlefield remix though! By the way, NICE. F*CKING. JOB! You, my friend, are the most impressive SM64 glitcher I've ever seen in my entire life!
that ending was beautiful
-Super Mario 64 the ONLY game ever to have unlimited glitches lol
SuikodenPlayer looks like you haven't played a bad 3D sonic game.
+TheShroomSquire Sonic Colors was good.
+TheShroomSquire what bout sonic genrations
+Ricardo Martinez It is so gud!
Also, there is technically no such thing as unlimited.
this is the single most impressive stuff I saw this whole year. just... wow.
That HSW slope from 3:45 onwards is pretty satisfying.
It's not HSW. There's no water. This technique is simply called "Shell hyper speed"
I'm.. scared.
And faintly aroused.
*Student in math class:* When will I actually use all this stuff?
*Pannenkoek:* Hold my goomba.
This is why people should think twice before giving a score to a game, your videos only show the complexity behind all the we see in an "ordinary" 90"s game, people dont have any idea how the Mario 64 team a Zelda OOT team suffered beyond imagination to buld the egine and program these games, all the math behind this is just insane.
Its actuallly impressive how you manage o dissecate all the gameplay mechanics from this game, your mind can see things others couldnt years after the game release, you sure have good grades in math, keep up the good work.
I'm actually incredibly interested in the math used to figure this out. Please include more of that in the future!!
This is 12 times longer than the original XD
Just truly amazing.
I'm not sure that applies here tbh
i think you mean shorter. The original wasnt 1 minute long.
This is absolutely ridiculous, good stuff
That staircase to heaven short at the end was beautiful... **sniffs**
Wow, this is truly a work of art...
that final staircase was beautiful
You make everything really hard seem easy and i love it.
I had to watch all of your videos, but I finally understand.
0:34 Bob-Omb Cruelty
3:21 Goomba Cruelty
4:23 Koopa Cruelty
5:36 ...
8:16 Paragoombas in SM64
8:31 GOOMBA REVENGE
That's insane man. good job.
So this is how magicians pull rabbits out of their hat!
Object Memory Manipulation!
I bet when he makes a mistake he takes it out on the A button.
I mean, it's not like he uses it much anyway
that moment when you watch so many Pannenkoek videos that you understand even the most complex of exploits
I love how at the very end he mercilessly killed one of the goombas from the triplet that was instrumental in the cloning process.
No words to describe this... No really, this is just amazing.
The sound in 9:23 scared me.
Edit: Who knew sudden reverse could be a bit too sudden?
Absolutly beautiful. Congrats
Yeah I did this accidentally on my N64 when I was a kid.
you have your m64s backed up, right?
Actually, immediately after I finish a .m64 I upload it to a secret facebook thread I have. So even if my computer crashed, the finished .m64 would always persist.
+pannenkoek2012 That's one of the more bizzare backup systems I've heard of.
Unlike gmail. google drive, dropbox, and my external hard drive, facebook has no memory limit
+pannenkoek2012 Thats genius.
+pannenkoek2012 Sure they do, they just don't tell you about it. Look into AWS Simple Storage Service, it's really cheap and simple.
Simply mindblowing.
dafuq
Look, everyone! It's Henry!
Even Nintendo has acknowledged your meme presence
that last stairway animation is so cool, must've taken forever to make
Pannenkoek vids in a nutshell:
1) Screw around for 20 minutes
2) The fabric of reality breaks down violently
3) Mario collects a star
4) Pannen goes into a 5 minute lecture to explain what just happened.
when you're pannankoek and your A button is broken
I still find the precision that is the transport cloning in this video is absolutely wild
When your a button breaks and mom says you can't buy a new controller
BASED
SO BASED I DON'T EVEN
now we need a conTROLLER where the a button is removed and see if random ppl can do this
that was insane! holy cow pannekoek2012 you are very intelligent. your knowledge on this game is just amazing. also well done on 100,000 subscribers. your videos are excellent!