As someone who had to deal with a couple of head chefs that were dicks, we try other avenues before it gets to that point. We try telling the managers or the owners, we try to calmly talk to them, we try being the bigger person. But sometimes, when they go low, you meet them in hell. And the revenge advice about getting a whole bunch of friends to order and all send the food back saying "the chef's food sucks" is genius. Hit them where it hurts, their ego
At first I was like no he’s always like this, but as the video went on, his advice became more and more unhinged… VIOLENCE is NOT the answer, Joe! Haha
I unfortunately have to share a room with my older sister, I wake up every day at 6:30 for work and use the alarm sound my sister uses, so she always wakes up and tries to turn off the alarm. I love watching her struggle to find her phone only to realise it’s not her alarm. I started doing this bc on weekends she wanted to ‘wake up early’ and set several alarms that would go off from 5 am till 10am, and she would just let them ring while she slept till 1pm and I woke and stayed awake at 5am.
A now ex friend 1. Kept sleeping with a guy who SA’d my best friend (who she claimed was her best friend) even after she told her and the first words out of her mouth when she was told this was “so he doesn’t like me?”. 2. Wrote her sister a letter about how she can’t attend her wedding because it’s against gods will and how her and her wife will go to hell. 3. Lied to us about how she helped a different friend after her parents had died with going through her childhood home and with grieving when it turns out she NEVER went to help her and instead tried to convert her saying that she “has no hope or reason to live without god, especially now that her parents are dead”. So I sent her a 4 paragraph text explaining why I despised her, listing them out in detail. I also entered her name, number, and address into 20 different college websites asking to be contacted (she has a work from home job and uses her cellphone). And into payday loan websites. I also made sure to reach out to everyone I could find who might not have known about her stance on the LGBTQ community since the majority of her friends were a part of it or at least allies before she met her now husband. I wish nothing but the worst for her. 😊
13:53 This revenge is honestly way better than it seems. It's probably the best one in the video. Eventually he's going to start thinking he's going crazy. And he's not going to ask his wife if she's rotating things on his desk... That just makes you sound more crazy.
ooooor he just won't notice it in the first place. i think this is just a discrepancy between guys and girls. guys do notice or care about that type of shit for the most part unless they have ocd or something. most of the time guys aren't very organized with their desk in the first place plus 15-30 degrees is not nearly enough to notice. girls however, will obsess about this kinda thing and they will notice it right away and i could see a girl going crazy over something that subtle. because it's a girl doing that she thinks that a guy would notice that just as much as she would because she's thinking from her own perspective...
@@スミル日本this is just a dumb stereotype lol. I’m a girl I probably won’t notice, but I have many high strung men in my life who whine about small stuff like this. What a dumb contribution to the convo
I want to take someone's phone and just rotate names to different numbers so when they think they're texting/calling someone they're always going to the wrong person
I had a Latin teacher in college, who invited the class to her house after we had already gotten our grades. I thought it was just a little party, so to be nice I went. She spent the "party" teaching us more Latin. I stole the salt-shaker from her table. It's a small act of revenge, the equivalent of an angry cat taking a shit in your slippers.
When we were kids someone in my brother's class was bullying him, so I stole the bully's shoes and threw them in the trash can. I was a very shy, well behaved kid for the most part so no one suspected it was me.
The one about rotating thr objects on the husband's desk is funny to me since I can only imagine he is super OCD or ADHD and has everything in a very specific spot for a specific purpose and thinking everything is slightly rotated is like psychological torture to the man
Ok, I saw someone brought this up weeks ago in a comment on another video and can't get it out of my head now whenever I watch... Can we please bring back the OG "BOW" outro??! 🙏🏻 I'm now hearing it in my head every time Joe ends one of these videos and the nostalgia is just hitting hard 😅
I read in a magazine once that having your family members saved as "mom" or "dad" can be dangerous. If something happens and someone has your phone they know they can text that person like "mom I need money it's an emergency " or something. My mom is under her first name.
Mine's under thing I don't think most people wud think also dad is my future father in law lmao not my actual dad and my maternal grandma is under a weird name too so all in all this all helps in one way or another😂😂🤭😉
Yeahhh butttt if u don't care about ur parents then fuck it I gues😉😉 that's a majority of reasoning y I hav my dad, mom and grandma labeled somthing different than mom dad and grandma in my phone, my Grandma's literally titled Brenda's mom, ergo Brenda being my mom, hint hint ccccc I is smarts😉😉
When I was in High School my parents one day got into my phone and set up screen time limits on my phone. They were so strict that I couldn’t communicate with my friends and in High School Snapchat was my primary source of communication. One day I got a bad grade on a very low stakes assignment and my mom reduced my screen time to 5 mins. I got so mad that I went into the cabinet and removed all the labels off the cans. This was shortly before winter break and they just bought my Christmas presents so this really pissed them off.
I'd have returned all the stuff you were going to get. You live in their house, you eat their food, you use their stuff, and I'd even bet they pay for your phone. Your only job is to pass at school, you can't even do that, and you get mad that there's consequences to your actions? You're an entitled little goof then.
I’m so glad I saw you posted! I was literally having a crappy day than I saw you posted and now my day is better🙂 P.s- I’ve been watching your videos for over 10 years and you can always cheer me up!
I’ve never been so early before omg!! I’ve been watching your videos on all channels and listening to your podcasts for YEARRRRRS since your very first videos Joe and I LOVE both of your podcasts! Thank you for bringing a smile and laugh when I needed it! So proud of how far you’ve come!! ❤
LOL its the little inconveniences of the revenge that are hilarious 😂😂😂 The egg one reminded me of when Rory and Lorelai deviled egged Jess car in Girlmore Girls for revenge lmao
Next time Joe don't take all the spoons leave like 2 so they think 'dang where are all the spoons?' instead of 'dang where did all the spoons go?' 1:18
This was the funniest video cuz of how Joe was saying what should've been done instead of the weird ways ppl were deciding how they'd get their revenge. Lmao my god, i am howling in my car in the driveway just getting home from work and all. Lol Jesus Joe, don't stop being u brotha hahahahahahahahah
When my neighbor refused to do anything about his dog barking outside at 2 am, me and a buddy dumped 10 of the 50 lb bags of Sakrete cement mix into his pool and threw all of his patio set and his BBQ grill in afterwards.
5:30 ive heard of sprinkling bags of instant mashed potatoes on their lawn right before it rains. you need a lot but their lawn will be covered in mash after it rains
HA! We used to pull pranks on our boss at one of my previous jobs and the sales guys put a Kijiji add up (Craig's list), about her cows for sale. She came storming down those stairs with the ad printed in hand😂 amazing
As for mild/inconvenience revenge lol, I was scammed out of $40 on a buy/sell group, but I had the lady's email address, so I looked in reddit (assuming they would have a list, I was correct) and signed her up for every single email subscription for everything I could find (probably close to 50). Made me feel better, the inconvenience she would have to go through unsubscribing from everything made me happy. Haha.
Hey Joe, Random but take the glass out of your frames behind you and you won’t have glare from your studio lights. That’s one trick I picked up on from another account. Nobody will be able to tell that there’s no glass and it’ll probably save the grief of positioning your lights to avoid it.
I work in a dispensary and I had a customer the other day tell me he had to pay a bunch of money for some guy to fix his car, when he got his car back, it was still messed up and he had to put another $1000 into his car soooo he said set that mans camper on fire 😅 and said if he has to put anymore money into his car he's gonna keep burning down this guy's stuff 🙃
8:30 "I fight to keep this country free! Except to put the condiments you want on food! That's Un-American!" dude, literally the most American thing ever. But hey, maybe this 6'4 Marine isn't American? I just expect it's one of us to be that extra layer of stupid...
A long time ago my girlfriend at the time told me that my "friend" was messaging her saying some really sexual things and that she should leave me and be with him and no matter what she said he wouldn't stop. So one night I went to his place and drained all of the oil out of his truck into a container I brought. After it was all drained I put the plug back in and took the oil with me. The next time he drove his truck the engine seized up and his truck was ruined
BRUHH that raw chicken is foul 😭😭 I smelt rotten raw chicken before unfortunately and it is one of the worst smells ever and it lingers for days even though you got rid of the chicken
The Lorraine one was everything 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i laughed so loud i woke my husband 😅 i nay know these people but my grandmas friend Lorraine talks a lot about the time her sons girlfriend accused her of sleeping with her son because her name was in his phone😂😂
I love that Joe’s answers were always the worst thing you could do 😭 beating up someone else’s mom and putting a bomb in a fanny pack is wild
As someone who had to deal with a couple of head chefs that were dicks, we try other avenues before it gets to that point. We try telling the managers or the owners, we try to calmly talk to them, we try being the bigger person. But sometimes, when they go low, you meet them in hell. And the revenge advice about getting a whole bunch of friends to order and all send the food back saying "the chef's food sucks" is genius. Hit them where it hurts, their ego
AbsoLUTEly
Joe after every story: “yeah your revenge is a little weird, ya know what you should do? Kill ‘em”
joe: "i like inconvenient revenge"
also joe: spends the whole video referring to the different ways he would commit murder 🤣💀
😂😂
I mean, being dead IS pretty inconvenient.
@@autumnc3531unless you're hiding from someone
Joe was unhinged in this one😂😂
At first I was like no he’s always like this, but as the video went on, his advice became more and more unhinged… VIOLENCE is NOT the answer, Joe! Haha
@@poetictrainquilityViolence is the question. The answer is YES
Literally
"unless you found white hot sauce, which YA DIDN'T" says the man who made white hot sauce
I always love hearing Greg laugh in the background 😂
Me too. It totally makes the video
I miss his old videos with just him it felt more genuine and funnier. Now it gives off a bit of H3H3 podcast vibes
I dint hear him laugh😯
Same
7:23 fart bare assed on your roommate’s pillow. Give him MASSIVE pink eye!
7:16, I swear Joe was gonna be like “I don’t know how you guys do it over there in England, but over here in the colonies…” 😂😂
5:27 joe advocating giving people salmonella 🤣🤣
He didn't say that 🙉 😅
I unfortunately have to share a room with my older sister, I wake up every day at 6:30 for work and use the alarm sound my sister uses, so she always wakes up and tries to turn off the alarm. I love watching her struggle to find her phone only to realise it’s not her alarm.
I started doing this bc on weekends she wanted to ‘wake up early’ and set several alarms that would go off from 5 am till 10am, and she would just let them ring while she slept till 1pm and I woke and stayed awake at 5am.
Why is Joey going ham on this woman’s mother 😭😭😭
A now ex friend 1. Kept sleeping with a guy who SA’d my best friend (who she claimed was her best friend) even after she told her and the first words out of her mouth when she was told this was “so he doesn’t like me?”. 2. Wrote her sister a letter about how she can’t attend her wedding because it’s against gods will and how her and her wife will go to hell. 3. Lied to us about how she helped a different friend after her parents had died with going through her childhood home and with grieving when it turns out she NEVER went to help her and instead tried to convert her saying that she “has no hope or reason to live without god, especially now that her parents are dead”. So I sent her a 4 paragraph text explaining why I despised her, listing them out in detail. I also entered her name, number, and address into 20 different college websites asking to be contacted (she has a work from home job and uses her cellphone). And into payday loan websites. I also made sure to reach out to everyone I could find who might not have known about her stance on the LGBTQ community since the majority of her friends were a part of it or at least allies before she met her now husband. I wish nothing but the worst for her. 😊
Put her info into the church of Scientology website, that’ll get her
You live a hella dramatic life.
13:53 This revenge is honestly way better than it seems. It's probably the best one in the video. Eventually he's going to start thinking he's going crazy. And he's not going to ask his wife if she's rotating things on his desk... That just makes you sound more crazy.
True;) slowly but surely the man wil go extremely crazy🥰😊😇 it reminds of that rats, rats make me crazy, crazy I was crazy once
ooooor he just won't notice it in the first place. i think this is just a discrepancy between guys and girls. guys do notice or care about that type of shit for the most part unless they have ocd or something. most of the time guys aren't very organized with their desk in the first place plus 15-30 degrees is not nearly enough to notice. girls however, will obsess about this kinda thing and they will notice it right away and i could see a girl going crazy over something that subtle. because it's a girl doing that she thinks that a guy would notice that just as much as she would because she's thinking from her own perspective...
@@スミル日本this is just a dumb stereotype lol. I’m a girl I probably won’t notice, but I have many high strung men in my life who whine about small stuff like this. What a dumb contribution to the convo
I guarantee he won’t notice or care
@9:14 Joe mentions 'White hot sauce" and the bottle of Everything Bagel Hot Sauce on the shelf moves! 😮
The hell, that’s odd
What ?
i see what u mean i think they picked it up to check out the color and put it back slightly off where it was 😂
maby it got knocked off, or they were fixing something near it and bumped it? lol
@@iceeblaze why would they need to check the color 💀
I want to take someone's phone and just rotate names to different numbers so when they think they're texting/calling someone they're always going to the wrong person
😂😂😂😂
so evil haha
Ok but this exact scenario is how I found out my dad and stepmom are in a throuple with another man 😂
I was just about to say "what if that's how you find out they're having an affair or something" lol
I had a Latin teacher in college, who invited the class to her house after we had already gotten our grades. I thought it was just a little party, so to be nice I went. She spent the "party" teaching us more Latin. I stole the salt-shaker from her table. It's a small act of revenge, the equivalent of an angry cat taking a shit in your slippers.
When we were kids someone in my brother's class was bullying him, so I stole the bully's shoes and threw them in the trash can. I was a very shy, well behaved kid for the most part so no one suspected it was me.
3:25 😂😂
Sidenote: Joe’s British accent is spot on
You’re obviously not British.
@@rorycowieson5924 Relax, you don’t need to be British to spot a good British accent 😂
@@renaissance2098 his British accent is terrible though. Hilarious, but terrible. So maybe you do need to be British to spot it lol
@@renaissance2098true but I do think that it’s funny that he assumes they’re from the UK, Australians talk like that as well.
The 12 days of Christmas song was hilarious
it always blows my mind how joe invented pay the price, everything bagel hot sauce, and the polaroid camera. he’s so inspiring 🙌
5:39 The way Joe says “Ginger Lemon Pool.” 😆
The one about rotating thr objects on the husband's desk is funny to me since I can only imagine he is super OCD or ADHD and has everything in a very specific spot for a specific purpose and thinking everything is slightly rotated is like psychological torture to the man
I once peed in my bullies bag during lunch break I REGRET NOTHING😂
gold. 🤣
@@AfeedaDurjodhanI think you mean GOLDen shower
Brooo the British accent…”without flushing yea” Joe wild on that one 😂
The British accent got me 😂
Same 😂😂😂 and his facial expression as he did it
Nah I love the free teacup poodles ad only I'd change it saying to only call at 5am before I go to work so it always wakes him up
Ouuu that’s good!! 5 am 😂😂
Joe is so unhinged here. What was in his tea this morning 😂😂
Ok, I saw someone brought this up weeks ago in a comment on another video and can't get it out of my head now whenever I watch... Can we please bring back the OG "BOW" outro??! 🙏🏻 I'm now hearing it in my head every time Joe ends one of these videos and the nostalgia is just hitting hard 😅
As a British person Joe's British accent was surprisingly good
I read in a magazine once that having your family members saved as "mom" or "dad" can be dangerous. If something happens and someone has your phone they know they can text that person like "mom I need money it's an emergency " or something. My mom is under her first name.
but they would also need your passcode
and if Your parents can't recognize your voice You have bigger issues 😂
@@joywolf83Typically people can't hear your voice when you text...
Mine's under thing I don't think most people wud think also dad is my future father in law lmao not my actual dad and my maternal grandma is under a weird name too so all in all this all helps in one way or another😂😂🤭😉
Yeahhh butttt if u don't care about ur parents then fuck it I gues😉😉 that's a majority of reasoning y I hav my dad, mom and grandma labeled somthing different than mom dad and grandma in my phone, my Grandma's literally titled Brenda's mom, ergo Brenda being my mom, hint hint ccccc I is smarts😉😉
The microphone is SO NICE. 100% improvement on the sound quality. Thank you! ♥
When I was in High School my parents one day got into my phone and set up screen time limits on my phone. They were so strict that I couldn’t communicate with my friends and in High School Snapchat was my primary source of communication. One day I got a bad grade on a very low stakes assignment and my mom reduced my screen time to 5 mins. I got so mad that I went into the cabinet and removed all the labels off the cans. This was shortly before winter break and they just bought my Christmas presents so this really pissed them off.
This is kind of genius 😂
I LOVE this
I'd have returned all the stuff you were going to get.
You live in their house, you eat their food, you use their stuff, and I'd even bet they pay for your phone. Your only job is to pass at school, you can't even do that, and you get mad that there's consequences to your actions? You're an entitled little goof then.
Joe is one of the first channels i ever subscribed to, never gets old! He is like a sturdy, comfy couch i just want to sit on ❤🎉
Why when he ended the video did i have the guttural instinct to yell “ BUAHHH! “ like he used too😂😂
It's a good day when Joe Santagato posts a video
Okay tea cup poodles was absolutely 🔥
I’m so glad I saw you posted! I was literally having a crappy day than I saw you posted and now my day is better🙂
P.s- I’ve been watching your videos for over 10 years and you can always cheer me up!
The amount of happiness that he expresses when he learns something is British is hilarious 😂
I’ve never been so early before omg!! I’ve been watching your videos on all channels and listening to your podcasts for YEARRRRRS since your very first videos Joe and I LOVE both of your podcasts! Thank you for bringing a smile and laugh when I needed it! So proud of how far you’ve come!! ❤
The smell from the raw chicken will never go away😂😂😂😂😂
Best revenge you can do is sprinkle instant mashed potatoes all over someone’s yard before it rains
If the rain is boiling hot..yeah.
Otherwise it’ll just be potato flakes that’ll wash away in the rain lol
LOL its the little inconveniences of the revenge that are hilarious 😂😂😂 The egg one reminded me of when Rory and Lorelai deviled egged Jess car in Girlmore Girls for revenge lmao
😂 I hadn't even thought of that till I saw this comment
Anyone else like joes vids before even watching it just know im gonna have a good time
As someone that goes to BYU, that joke got me dying😂😂
8:38 I mean, he is a former Marine. Might as well be a destiny 2 titan main
3 raw chickens , in this economy !?
Your British accent is hilarious! 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Next time Joe don't take all the spoons leave like 2 so they think 'dang where are all the spoons?' instead of 'dang where did all the spoons go?' 1:18
I don’t often TRULY laugh out loud at videos but this one had me dying throughout the entire thing 😂
Dude, the British accent made me legit laugh out loud!
The forking the lawn must be a southern thing. In college, someone pissed you off, Fork em
Yeah egging a house just feels too expensive these days
I died at “hunchback whale” 🐳
my left ear loved this video lmao
This had me cracking up! You went so hard on that chick’s mom. 😂😂😂😂😂
This was the funniest video cuz of how Joe was saying what should've been done instead of the weird ways ppl were deciding how they'd get their revenge. Lmao my god, i am howling in my car in the driveway just getting home from work and all. Lol Jesus Joe, don't stop being u brotha hahahahahahahahah
6:02
Funniest British accent I’ve heard the past year! 😂
The 12 Days of Christmas analogy was hilariously perfect😂
When my neighbor refused to do anything about his dog barking outside at 2 am, me and a buddy dumped 10 of the 50 lb bags of Sakrete cement mix into his pool and threw all of his patio set and his BBQ grill in afterwards.
Instead of tea bags, put coffee grounds in the filter, then put the chlorine tablets on top of it so it's not visible at first glance.
R/foundsatan
I know someone who went to an exes house and took all the batteries out of everything, inconvenient petty revenge is funny
5:30 ive heard of sprinkling bags of instant mashed potatoes on their lawn right before it rains. you need a lot but their lawn will be covered in mash after it rains
These revenges were nice but it still was hilarious 😂
HA! We used to pull pranks on our boss at one of my previous jobs and the sales guys put a Kijiji add up (Craig's list), about her cows for sale. She came storming down those stairs with the ad printed in hand😂 amazing
A little ketchup dip on steak can be FIRE!
I'm hysterically laughing at the Xmas song 🤣🤣
joes gonna catch a charge with this one lol
Here in the toilet, in the apartment! 😂
As for mild/inconvenience revenge lol, I was scammed out of $40 on a buy/sell group, but I had the lady's email address, so I looked in reddit (assuming they would have a list, I was correct) and signed her up for every single email subscription for everything I could find (probably close to 50). Made me feel better, the inconvenience she would have to go through unsubscribing from everything made me happy. Haha.
Fun fact: in the UK fanny packs are called bum bags. Which technically does mean the same thing, but is a way more fun name.
5:55 “the crew is loo, bruv!” Lmfao
Don't forget Joe, there's red tooth paste and clear hot sauces in this world... just saying, lol
Leaving the lights on? I would take every bulb in every socket and live with a flashlight. Every time they put a bulb in i would take it.
12 days of Christmas 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All rise for the honorable Judge Joe 👨🏻⚖️
We definitely need more videos like this! 😆
Cinnamon Flavored Toothpaste Is Red...
Personally: I Hate It, But It Is Out There, Lol
Cinnamon toothpaste taste just like that fluoride dentists put on your teeth 🤢
Keith's laugh in the background cracks me up!
Hey Joe,
Random but take the glass out of your frames behind you and you won’t have glare from your studio lights. That’s one trick I picked up on from another account. Nobody will be able to tell that there’s no glass and it’ll probably save the grief of positioning your lights to avoid it.
Seat greek came in clutch I used the basement code, I am seeing Young Miko in August at MSG Theater so excited to perrear
I’m smacked and this video has me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“And I never said that”
You also never edited it out of the video eeeeeeeither, Joey 😂
I took a drink when he said imagine your pool being a ginger lemon. I almost died! Bad idea. lol
I work in a dispensary and I had a customer the other day tell me he had to pay a bunch of money for some guy to fix his car, when he got his car back, it was still messed up and he had to put another $1000 into his car soooo he said set that mans camper on fire 😅 and said if he has to put anymore money into his car he's gonna keep burning down this guy's stuff 🙃
8:30 "I fight to keep this country free! Except to put the condiments you want on food! That's Un-American!" dude, literally the most American thing ever. But hey, maybe this 6'4 Marine isn't American? I just expect it's one of us to be that extra layer of stupid...
Not Joe ultimately giving advice on how to do revenge correctly
A long time ago my girlfriend at the time told me that my "friend" was messaging her saying some really sexual things and that she should leave me and be with him and no matter what she said he wouldn't stop. So one night I went to his place and drained all of the oil out of his truck into a container I brought. After it was all drained I put the plug back in and took the oil with me. The next time he drove his truck the engine seized up and his truck was ruined
Oof that's some high dollar amount revenge. You better hope he doesn't find out it was you because you'd probably get your tires slashed
BRUHH that raw chicken is foul 😭😭 I smelt rotten raw chicken before unfortunately and it is one of the worst smells ever and it lingers for days even though you got rid of the chicken
Idk why you remind me of Ryan Reynolds. I think that’s why I love watching u!
If they had way too much planning and logistics involved, you can always call them a f**king nerd 😂
Joe gives such evil payback ideas 😂😂
Joe’s toenails would strongly assist him in climbing a tree
9:10 White hot sauce exists, and I found it in 30 seconds on Amazon.
Thanks for the suggestion … piss on tooth brush! 😂
Now I’m suspicious my missing forks were stolen to fuck with me
Thanks for that 😅🤣
The Lorraine one was everything 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i laughed so loud i woke my husband 😅 i nay know these people but my grandmas friend Lorraine talks a lot about the time her sons girlfriend accused her of sleeping with her son because her name was in his phone😂😂
As a 5 foot three accountant I agree😂
Revenge Joe 💅🏽
KEITH LAUGH AT 8:37
The ketchup steak person is vile, lol.