I've been in the room full of spiders thing but it was a tent and I can assure you. it doesn't matter whether the lights are on or off, it is HORRIBLE.
I had a new wardrobe built in my bedroom the other week. At 3 am I woke up. I KNEW there was a spider in my room. I went and turned on the light and sure enough there he was, on the floor next to the new wardrobe. I am so scared of them I just sense the fxxkers, lights on or off. DIE!!!!
Hi Joe and company! I’ve been watching some of your old videos and wanted to tell you I’m really proud of what you’ve accomplished. You have dug in and do the work, branded yourself, and work so hard. Just wanted to let you know that! 🎉😊
The hulk one is absolutely a no win situation, you either get the right voice saying your name and run the risk of something big slapping your leg in the process or you’re enjoying it until you hear “oh yeah brother”
Omg I thought I was the only one that had a kid with a giant backpack running the halls in school. This kid in my high school had a backpack on wheels and would speed walk the halls beeping at people!! 😂
Hi Joe it's me again the 72 year old man I was so glad to see you've finally made another video ,it was like Christmas morning.i too would like to see more videos of people of Walmart and fyi next Thur Feb 1 I will no longer be known as the 72 year old man I will become the 73 year old man and Joe a great birthday gift would be more content soon after ,as always you're a hoot and hope to see you soon 👍👍👍
Actually saw a video recently that explained the process of what would happen if you were deep-fried alive and apparently you’d be conscious for a couple mins if I remember correctly, I imagine it would also be excruciating
I love how you went with thinking babies are muffins instead of the obvious answer which is tackling someone for cutting a baby in half and buttering it.
I used to work at Panera and was in charge of organizing the pastries on the counter. Imagine suddenly seeing a ton of tiny babies on the counter and serving people mini babies😭😭😭
8:24 Read minds or see future. Seeing future is 100% the better choice. I want to ask a girl out? See the future where I ask her out. If she rejects then I just dont ask. Also, you could manipulate a yes by seeing multiple futures where you try different methods of asking her out until one of them works. Plus you have the added bonus of being able to dodge all life threatening events. Win lottery. Win lottery. And Win lottery. I would like to read minds though.
The Mike Tyson one sucks. you're either taking the lisp willingly for the rest of your life or fighting him for 60 seconds in his prime and him giving you the lisp for the rest of your life 😂
Totally flying bro~ ur feet gonna hurt-ya get plantar fasciitis & arthritis. Getting old it be even worse! Being weightless, flying around even slow? 100%. YES!
Tree Service Provider- wood chippers will chip faster the softer the material being chipped. Meat is softer than wood, it takes literally milliseconds for a chipper to go through racoons that unfortunately get missed, more often than not, workers that get chipped are to completion before anyone even knows what’s happening unless the chipper is new enough to have an auto stop
Yeah you'd think it'd be a cool ability to have. But when you really think about it, between the anxiety you'd get from learning things you'd rather not know, plus finding out things you wish you didn't know, it would really suck.
Yeah people have intrusive terrible thoughts that should never be spoken out loud. I’d rather not! I guess if you used to power to become a spy or something useful. Still…
I work in a kitchen and accidentally dunked my whole hand in a deep fryer. As if it wasn't obvious as fuck, it hurts real bad. Btw, my hand is fine somehow, and I finished my shift with my hand in a bucket of water.
AGREED... I'm not feeling Joe's new choice of hairstyle... So whenever he has a hat on it looks like his old, delicious Santagato self... I'd love to have him either way, though 😉😂
2:06- Yeah…………… That one could be crazy……… at least for me!?! Mainly because I have horrible allergies! So when I sneeze , I sneeze A LOT!!! Like 8 to 9 times in a row! EVERY TIME!!!!
The fact that Joe said the lyrics to Culo perfectly ICONIC
I really hope you’re joking 😳
He tried his best 😭
He didn’t at all BUT he tried 😂
Wait you're telling me that wasn't Pitbull? It was flawless.
"ima take the deep fryer tho. go out crispy" got me dying 😂
Joey: scared of pit bull bc he looks like he'd steal the moon
Also Joey: first thing I'd do if I ran 100mph is steal
Imagine you’re babysitting your nephew and you bite his head, mistaking him for a muffin. 😂😂😂
joe has been making banger after banger since like 2010 lets give him a round of apple sauce
🍎 🍏 🍎
LMAOOO THIS COMMENT WINS
Boney African feet!
Joe is like our older frat brother who gives you tons of tips in getting girls
I think he’d hate that 😂
He is so srat omg I’m so glad I’m not the only one who sees it 😂
But I'm gay! His wisdom is useless to me :(
Go watch his old videos like how to slide into DMs. He’s done exactly this before. Legend
@@ViolentRainbow well then it obv doesnt apply to u lol
I can't stop laughing at his answer to the horizontal buttcrack question 😂
I've been in the room full of spiders thing but it was a tent and I can assure you. it doesn't matter whether the lights are on or off, it is HORRIBLE.
Thats horrifying
That honestly sounds so traumatizing, I'm so sorry you had to experience that 😭
I had a new wardrobe built in my bedroom the other week. At 3 am I woke up. I KNEW there was a spider in my room. I went and turned on the light and sure enough there he was, on the floor next to the new wardrobe. I am so scared of them I just sense the fxxkers, lights on or off. DIE!!!!
Spiders are cute though.
@@Sicho84 they certainly are not!
I need a video of you teaching us stuff on your white board and a beer while wiping marker with the most random object… hope that made sense 😂
I know what you mean lol OG fans know what you mean lol
I miss those
Keith needs to read a massive 10 minute long round-robin-input from all team members of madmibs
This!!!!!!
The “oh yeah brother” got me CTFU 😂
I am crying laughing so hard at the thought of "OH Yeah Brother" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Greg’s laugh is everything 😂😂😂
Hi Joe and company! I’ve been watching some of your old videos and wanted to tell you I’m really proud of what you’ve accomplished. You have dug in and do the work, branded yourself, and work so hard. Just wanted to let you know that! 🎉😊
The hulk one is absolutely a no win situation, you either get the right voice saying your name and run the risk of something big slapping your leg in the process or you’re enjoying it until you hear “oh yeah brother”
imagine if you tripped as you're running at 100 mph. Major road rash.
Imagine accidentally flying into space
@@arjundurejaif you accidentally fly into space whilst going 10mph, it's no longer an accident 😂
@@purejmg7709I just imagine Mary Poppins getting hit by a 737 on fire. She's basically going 10mph
@@L3onkingyoud suffocate if you tried to go that high in the sky
Youd have to limit yourself to a few thousand feet
Joe and his million dollar Rolex 😂 Frankie is dying somewhere rn 😂😂
One of those nerdy kids that ran everywhere in high school just listened to this was like “what!?!?”. 😂
6:46 “Go out crispy” is a mad sentence 😂😂😂
1:34 “Life is only fun cuz I don’t think about dying.”
Me, constantly anxious and thinking about death: 😶
nobody is talking enough about Joe's little pitbull cover
If i had to change gender every time i sneezed, I'd have a major identity crisis by the end of May 😂😂
SAAAAME!!!!!
Haha same! I always sneeze in multiples so that would be extra ridiculous
Omg I thought I was the only one that had a kid with a giant backpack running the halls in school. This kid in my high school had a backpack on wheels and would speed walk the halls beeping at people!! 😂
I feel like there’s one at every high school ever. There’s always one. I vividly remember the kid at mine lol.
ours was named eric sprinkle 😭 one time i put his binder on the floor so i could sit on the bench and he picked it up and whacked me with it
9:13 Joe saying pineapples aren’t spikey is such a hot take
"Slap it around." Never heard it called that, but I'm gonna use it now.
"The sun will blow up. Wont even be a planet to go to"... jesus 😂😂
‘go out crispy’ killed me
Hi Joe it's me again the 72 year old man I was so glad to see you've finally made another video ,it was like Christmas morning.i too would like to see more videos of people of Walmart and fyi next Thur Feb 1 I will no longer be known as the 72 year old man I will become the 73 year old man and Joe a great birthday gift would be more content soon after ,as always you're a hoot and hope to see you soon 👍👍👍
5:06 how would you wipe tho… you’d like have to reach all the way over 😭
“I’ll be alright until the knee” is Frankie levels of delusion
Actually saw a video recently that explained the process of what would happen if you were deep-fried alive and apparently you’d be conscious for a couple mins if I remember correctly, I imagine it would also be excruciating
Yeah i was like "uhhhh burning to death is not fast enough. Wood chipper for me, easy.
New fear unlocked 😭 I really could of went the rest of my life not knowing this 😂 ughh now I have to fear getting deep fried 🔥!!! 🤦♀️
A room full of spiders would be black anyways. The only thing a light would do for you is if you squashed enough you'd see them
Joe is one of the few notifications I have on!! Instant click
“When I start frying….deeply” 😂
So many good background Greg laughs in this one
If I had $1 for every jump cut I could finally afford a house
Your videos are full of insight and curiosity, worth watching. Ty
OMG I LITERALLY THOUGHT BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL AND THE KID THAT FKN SPRINTED EVERYWHERE THEY WENT AND THEN YOU SAID IT AND NOW I'M DEAD. 😂😂😂😂😂
Joes looking Buff
Didn’t know he could look more fine
4:24 My only thought is: How will you even walk with it being horizontal cause the crack is made out of your glutes.
bro thinks the sun is going to blow up in 10,000 years lol
“But no one better fu*k my forehead”😂😂
I love how you went with thinking babies are muffins instead of the obvious answer which is tackling someone for cutting a baby in half and buttering it.
I used to work at Panera and was in charge of organizing the pastries on the counter. Imagine suddenly seeing a ton of tiny babies on the counter and serving people mini babies😭😭😭
hilarious!! but i do miss the madlib madness 😂. even a return of the watch ur mouth would be dope! bless u brotha 🤙
One of my favorite series’ on this channel!
We need more PEOPLE OF WALMART
I think we should just be happy he’s making content again and not press for 1 thing that 1 group of people enjoy
Omg yesss I be crying and mad libs too 😭😭
Stop let him do what he wants at least he's making content again❤
@@Kaze0774 no of course I’m glad but just saying I love those videos too
We are better than this now 👏🏼 kinda 😉
joe about to become A-train
8:24 Read minds or see future. Seeing future is 100% the better choice. I want to ask a girl out? See the future where I ask her out. If she rejects then I just dont ask. Also, you could manipulate a yes by seeing multiple futures where you try different methods of asking her out until one of them works. Plus you have the added bonus of being able to dodge all life threatening events. Win lottery. Win lottery. And Win lottery.
I would like to read minds though.
It doesn’t say the deep fryer is on, just that you’d be drowning in it.
The poops gonna come out the poop.... this sent me 😂😂😂😂
im sick rn and ur vids make me feel better cus i alw have a great laugh. love ur vids. 🥰🥰
The Mike Tyson one sucks. you're either taking the lisp willingly for the rest of your life or fighting him for 60 seconds in his prime and him giving you the lisp for the rest of your life 😂
But if it's him against Jake Paul you're golden.
Eating whatever I want and never having sex is my literal life. 😂
Joe, please do more.Would you rather?It's interesting and makes you think and your answers are funny as hell 🤣🙃🤣🙃🤣
"Oh yeah brother" took me out 😅😅😅😅
Joe Santagato notifications YES PLEASE😍
I giggled so hard. I missed your videos Joe
Deep fryer one didn't state its gotta be boiling.
Happy new year Joe!
Pitbull looks like he’s about to steal the moon is crazyyy 😭😂
Joe saying he’d start robbing if he ran fast.
😂
8:49 I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Still pissed yall missed a year of slam poetry
2:21 I just imagined that one ancient painting
Totally flying bro~ ur feet gonna hurt-ya get plantar fasciitis & arthritis. Getting old it be even worse! Being weightless, flying around even slow? 100%. YES!
I would do anything for the OG Mad Libs Videos again. I go back to the old ones and I die. 😂
13:43
Grass for ass just ain’t worth it bruh. 😂
I laughed so hard I almost puked up my lunch at "OH YEAH BroTHER"
"Oh yeah brother" had me weak
“Go out crispy 😎”
Love ur vids bro u are so freaking funny lol ur 23 yr in review was dope AF also the Mad Libs are so funny as well ❤❤❤♥️♥️♥️
12:00 dude, if I yelled at full volume every time I spoke, I'd run full speed into a brick wall 😂
not the "oh yeah brother" LMAO
I would do the running, imagine how fit you'd be. You could eat whatever you wanted
U fight Mike Tyson and he's gonna hit u so hard that u get his voice and lisp anyways
Tree Service Provider- wood chippers will chip faster the softer the material being chipped. Meat is softer than wood, it takes literally milliseconds for a chipper to go through racoons that unfortunately get missed, more often than not, workers that get chipped are to completion before anyone even knows what’s happening unless the chipper is new enough to have an auto stop
“The poops gonna come out the poop🤷🏻♀️” 😂😂
11:49 I thought my school was the only one that had one 😂
Joe we need part 2 😂😂
How... how do u roll by that. "He looks like hes tryin to steal the moon or somethin" 😂😂
2:55 me 10 beers deep thinking I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread
If you fight Tyson...to be fair...the damage he does will probably cause you to talk with a lisp so its 50/50
the hulk hogan question made me think of Danny and I feel like he'd pick hogan's upper half. just "oh yeah brother" back n fourth💀
Anyone who thinks they want to read minds hasn't given it enough thought 😂😅
Yeah you'd think it'd be a cool ability to have. But when you really think about it, between the anxiety you'd get from learning things you'd rather not know, plus finding out things you wish you didn't know, it would really suck.
Yeah people have intrusive terrible thoughts that should never be spoken out loud. I’d rather not! I guess if you used to power to become a spy or something useful. Still…
Yeah, it would be like being Buffy in that season 3 episode "Earshot" 😅
@DukeDarkshadow depends if you can turn it off or not then it would be alright
LOVE these.
Can’t wait to see you and Frankie in February!!!!🥰👏🏻
I work in a kitchen and accidentally dunked my whole hand in a deep fryer. As if it wasn't obvious as fuck, it hurts real bad. Btw, my hand is fine somehow, and I finished my shift with my hand in a bucket of water.
Did it when I was younger working at a fast food restaurant. Finished the shift with my hand in a bucket of water. No good man, no good
I almost choked on my spit when he sang culo 😂 this guy is hilarious
Woah okay Joe during the prize picks ad was looking SEXY. I was taken back for a sec lol
AGREED... I'm not feeling Joe's new choice of hairstyle... So whenever he has a hat on it looks like his old, delicious Santagato self...
I'd love to have him either way, though 😉😂
Changing gender when you sneeze is funny as hell! That's like Launch from Dragon Ball!
6:02 so nothing is going to change for me😂
So I’m definitely going to try that the next time I make some muffins.
“I’m going out crispy” 😆
Joe has Flo 👏👏👏👏🤣💜
The fact Joey thinks your ENTIRE BODY needs to be submerged to drown is wildly hilarious.
The logic of knowing your time of death.. You would be immortal to all things until that very day
2:06- Yeah…………… That one could be crazy……… at least for me!?! Mainly because I have horrible allergies! So when I sneeze , I sneeze A LOT!!! Like 8 to 9 times in a row! EVERY TIME!!!!
Just never eat a muffin again
Flying at 10mph is my choice. You can just go up wearing a wind suit. Disengage and glide super fast with free fall, then repeat as needed.
Love your videos Joey, please give us more people of Walmart and a dumbest people on the internet variation for 2023/4
Joe is fiiiiiine