Why You Shouldn't Eat the Lab-Grown Meat
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
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For entertainment purposes only - this is a work of fiction
Come join me on Wednesday December 20th from 6-9pm at Shady Grove Lukaya Cafe at 592 Upper Wellington Street in Hamilton Ontario for a LIVE book signing to celebrate my new horror short story collection, "From the Darkness"
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I owe you a debt of gratitude Jordan Grupe. You recently read one of my all-time favorite pastas. In doing this, you caused me 2 realize that the only version I've ever heard was a modified version. I appreciate this very much. The story with the lighthouse in Germany.
Oh cool, I love that story too! It's a really great one 😁
Which one? What’s it called? All-time favorite? I’ve *got* to hear it!
Thank you for this. I am glad to know that others feel like they're privileged by hearing this person produce such wonderful narrative. It brings hope with the horror. How sweet it is. Rin on. 🤘 MFers
@@CreepyCat.My guess is its the one called something like I'm a lighthouse keeper and I protect my town
@CreepyCat. Jordan read it about 9 days ago. "I'm a lighthouse keeper protecting my town..." something like that.
Holstein is a dairy cow. You don't eat their meat usually. Angus is the usual beefer breed.
Good story tho.
So it's a super intelligent giant insect. I think it tracked them because it knew they had its blood and it wanted it back, not because the samples "smelled nice"
FDA Stories: Stranger Things
Does not taste like chicken.
Kudos to the narrator and author 🎉
I would love to get a signed book from you. Unfortunately, I’m in northern Illinois in the USA 😁. Maybe one day I’ll get to see you. I’ll pass on lab grown meat Jordan. I’ll starve first. 😎
Hopefully I can do a few signings down in the States one day! Thanks for your support!
I'm in New York, or I'd 100% be planning my trip to see u live n grab a pic n autograph. Maybe you could do a signed give away of one of ur books for those of us in the state's lol. As always thank you for the daily content.
I'll have to look into doing a giveaway for the book, I'm not sure how that would work but I think I could make it happen!
Hi Jordan!! Great story!
I love progress, but am concerned that some cut corners or don't really understand the consequences of what they're doing.
Second, you are one of two channels that I fall asleep to. Of course, I have to find where I fell asleep so that I can finish the story.
God Bless hun, and have a very merry Christmas!!
Thanks! Merry Christmas to you too!
Thank you so very much Jordan. 👍🏻
My pleasure! Thanks for watching and for your support Keith!
Loved the story and your narration, Jordan. Made me think of the plant-based "meat" we see in the grocery store. 🧐⚘️🙋♀️
Dang! Rich is a better vet than I am! I’ve been one for over 28 years, and I couldn’t have drawn those samples under those conditions, lol
Definitely not as easy as a puppy!
Woohoo Rochester Minnesota!
Looking forward to today tales of suspenseful listening Jordan 😊
Damn man. I wish i lived closer. I always enjoy ur narrations, let alone a Live reading! And live music in the schedule too?!? Hot damn!
If i had gas $, a car, a license, & a job to take time off from, I'd be in like Flinn
Wish I could be there but I don't even have a passport but have a great time
Maybe I can make it down to the states for a Live event one day! Hopefully soon! Thanks for your support Diann, it means a lot
Always another great story. I look forward each day to listen. Thanks again. ❤
Here I thought we were talking about that freak meat made of bugs and industrial toxic chemicals made edible
Who here ate those $0.50 burgers from Burger King(I think it was BK) a few months back?!???🧐🤔🤫
I have always been told that "if something seems too good to be true, it likely is." $0.50 burgers when were at a high level of inflation and supposed shortages, is incredibly sus to me.
👍🏻👍🏻supremely notable, it was thrilling and mysterious. I knew it was a monster. Thanks Jordan. 😇💖
I knew you were Canadian!!! I love your accent. I'm from just over the border in the US. Reminds me of home.
Woo-hoo Canadian here too Jordan. Vancouver area.
I thought you sounded Canadian. You rock. 🤘
Come to Seattle!
Thanks Jordan, pleasure as always, I just don't comment every time though I think I've read almost every story.. lol... I will not be eating fake meat because it's grown in a lab so ya, No Thanks, I don't eat much meat and If I do it's mostly beef, I like fish but it's expensive, it's double now.
Hey Jordan are you Canadian? or just up on tour? I live way up North in Ontario about 8 hrs from Hamilton about 5 from TO. I really wish I could go, Bummer.
I am indeed Canadian! No worries if you can't make it out, hopefully I can do more of these types of events in the future!
Ah not to far from me lol
I am a former chef manager for corporate chefs. I'd also say don't eat lab grown meat. Or that "vegan meat" Many of which are just made with synthetic cow blood.
Hey JG, your tales are superb and the narration is exemplary! Anything kicking off in Hollow’s End recently? For a peculiar place things seem kinda quiet? But then they would, wouldn’t they? 😂First time I listened to you, New Sheriff, was expecting just another “ fair enough, fall asleep “ horror story crap. Well hell, did not expect what I heard, didn’t sleep, couldn’t stop laughing 😂I’m in England btw, for me your output could be a movie to rival Dog Soldiers or the Cornetto Trilogy. X
I'm working on a new one currently, it should be out in the next few weeks if all goes well ☺️
@@JordanGrupe sssh, Swampy needs the tourists 🤣
Hey Jordan ☮️
Im in Texas 😢
Damn if I didn’t have Covid and could travel right now if so go I’m in Iowa
I don’t suppose you could consider coming to Australia 🇦🇺? 😂❤❤❤❤✌️
I've never ate meat I hate it.... 😮
Legend. Mastered entertaining those of us with.. an other perspective 😂 im so fking sick right now. This is all i need and zzzzzzzzz
Someone fly me to Canada lol
If you do not take another “author” photo at the signing….it would be a missed opportunity. Might even make people on Reddit write about your old one…again. 🤣
Why do I think this isn’t exactly a total ‘story’?
Boo Canada
Boo U