I Took a Strange DNA Test. It Came with an Invitation
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ธ.ค. 2023
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I took a similar D,N,A, test a while back, The results of My Heritage came back "Hell Spawn"
I've been wary of DNA tests. While I have wanted to get one done, I have some creepy feelings. I imagine some elite people who need transplants but have not had the luck of having a dead person matching their DNA. They score one from the tests on the living. 🤯
Thanks once more, Jordan. 👍⚘️🙋♀️
Good news, there's a technique for stripping cells off of the "scaffolding" the organs grow on and then the new organ uses that to grow a liver or kidney, whatever. So the elites needn't bother you for your bits. You should look it up, mind bending stuff.
Not only that but insurance companies utilizing your genetic history to increase rates and the potential of corrupt state officials planting dna to frame you for crimes you didn’t commit.
This world is sometimes strange and we don’t know everything there is to know about it.
If we did know everything there is to in are mortal flesh on this earth we would probably explode
@@williestreiff9314 so true 😂
10:45 six generations? Rookie numbers for family history. For Gen X, that's only about the 1820s-30s in my case, and that's with one of my ancestors being a very late in life baby.
This has peaked my interest.I'm definitely doing my DNA test.
I love it when it's a story I haven't heard yet and it was a good one. Great storytelling as always
They would of had a problem at the Leaving Part but then again, I wouldn't have gone in the 1st place lol!
This right here is exactly why I spring for the TH-cam premium subscription. I don’t have to see ads like that! Those dna test people aren’t going to get me!
I didn't get a hippopotamus for Christmas.🥲
Then you have a good chance to survive until next Christmas 🎄
We're you naughty?
Me neither and I'm sad about it😢
Oh this must be your hippopotamus, i ordered a 🦒
@@chrislindsay60😂
Excellent story Jordan! Never had a DNA test but I will be wary of them.
I sent my dna to embark. Turns out I'm 50% Scottish Deerhound, and 50% Swedish Jämthund.
What a lovely, inventive twist. As always, it's a pleasure to hear the stories and narration.
Well that explains the heritage dna test ad i got before watching the video. Great story
Those DNA tests will ruin your life!! Great story, thank the author for a great listen!! Did you ever narrate for other channels on YT? I could swear I heard your voice on a crime video I watched! I love this story! I love new ideas in horror!
He has done collabs with other horror narrators but I don't know about any real crime story.
I met my brother through Ancestry DNA. It’s been pretty awesome so far. :)
blue sunflowers feels like a creepypasta meme at this point: it shows up in a lotta stories.
It is the writer's trademark signature. This one is by u/saturdead as with all of the blue sunflower stories
When I see “Saturdead,” I know it’s going to be a good one!
One of the cleverest and strangest stories ever, never accept an invitation from an unknown place I love this one thanks
Now that kind of story is right up my alley, cat!!!! BRAVA!!!! I do have a question about the patreon list. Hollows End population is growing by leaps and bounds so Im wondering....I know manymost have met their demise, but have they all? Im assuming so, considering all the blessed new additions. But in revisiting the last installment it aeems SOME are still kicking the ole monster beat while others whereabouts are either questionable or unknown. Just a no reason curiosity. 😊
Ahhhhh I KNEW as soon as I heard sunflower 😂 As always FANTASTIC narration and story ❤
👍🏻👍🏻stunningly brilliant, this was a very interesting and entertaining story. I loved it. Thanks Jordan. 😇💖
Why didn’t dude just leave lol
He did. He tried. That’s how he ended up in the freezer at the end - he was starting to put the pieces together and the company put an end to that by keeping him prisoner before moving him to be harvested.
Hmmm 🤔. Interesting. So... No DNA test. Thanks for sharing this with us.
That was a pretty good story. I rather enjoyed that.
Much appreciated Jordan 🇯🇴 you know that Jordan is a cool dude when he has his own flag!!!😂🤣😂
Hubby's dad was adopted. We tested and found out his biodad was from Oklahoma and biomom was a lady of the evening. One of hubbys new aunts is a witch. She's our favorite. One of his uncles is a federal agent in human trafficking...
I did mine at the same time. My results were horrifying. Several of my DNA matches are, unfortunately, politicians.
Thank you for this! Excellent story.
If blue sunflowers are mentioned you know it’s not going to end up good 😂
Wooooo! This is a great story!!!!!!!
Outstanding as always!
“You wanna have a problem with me??!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way she said it…. I’m sorry, but I imagined a tiny 5 foot lady in a “you go gurrrl” pant suit about ready to chuck a tantrum after her bluff was called. I REALLY HOPE he stood up for himself & found an opening, and skedaddled like Speedy Gonzales!🐭
Back to the story!😂
After seeing him harvest organs from people without physically touching them, he still referred to that guy as a man? At that point, it should have been obvious that he is not a man, but a thing.
Almost perfect retelling, replace complacent with complicit at the end
Always great love your voice
Hey Jordan hope you had a great Christmas weekend
That was a good one!
Oh my god he is Harry Potter
Love it
Spooky indeed! 🎃
Uh oh. My family is also from the Scandes. 25% 👀
I haven't seen anything from Dark night tales in a while 😢. Do you know if Brian quit TH-cam?
Earlier today I saw a post on Brian's community page and my heart breaks for him and the family 💔
Mark from earth 🤣🤣🤣
Isn't there a series or story where the blue sunflower is the companies logo? Is that this channel too? I can't remember. It's been a while since I listened to it.
that's the author u/saturdead trademark
👏👏👏👏👏👏 nice 👍
Ahhhhh manchvegas NH, this should be good! 😂
What is this?
It's a narration, a spoken story...hope that helps!
I really wish you'd slow down
Note taken, thanks