As someone grew up with exotic and other non standard pets but recently got a border collie puppy I can very much confirm that "more normal" DOES NOT mean "easier".
As someone who's grown up with dogs his whole life, you telling me about going from your exotic pets to a border collie translates, to me, as "Boy, transitioning from this unicycle that I've had my whole life to this Ferrari sure is a change!" Well, yeah it would be xD Border Collies are less of a pet and more of a lifestyle; hyper intelligent, hyper active, constantly need something to do or they go batty. I love them to death, but I could never own one, too much of a commitment for me
I had a similar thought, but when you consider that most of these creatures are A) huge compared to their real life counterparts and B) designed for battle, nonstandard/exotic isn't a good word for what they are.
"there's my baby arcanine! c'mere and gimme a ki-" half the living room is made a mess with furniture toppled over and I am currently struggling to breath
The "Porygon can't be more than 100 megabytes it's from the 90s" line is really funny to me because 100mb would have been a HUGE amount of data back then. The entirety of Red/Blue fit on a 512 KILOBYTE cartridge,half a megabyte!!
The idea of feeding Porygon jpegs gave rise to a silly idea: NFTs in the Pokemon world would probably be used as super fancy and expensive Porygon food akin to caviar. I could just imagine a snooty rich person in the anime offering their equally stuck-up prized Porygon an NFT of a Primeape with laser eyes and a hat as if it were an hor devour.
Personally Id go with an unevolved Abra as the best pet. 1. Literally sleeps most of the time 2. Super cute looking 3. Presumably smart enough to take care of itself. 4. Cant use any offensive attacks, so it's harmless. 5. Teleport is it's only default move, which will save you LOTS of money on gas.
@@sev1120 I'd probably give it an everstone to be safe, plus it'd be pretty hard for it to level up when all it can do on its own is run away from battle.
What about the chance of it just accidentally just teleporting away from getting mildly spooked or just while its asleep thus having to search all over town to find it.
With the release of Pokémon Scarlet and Violet I can confirm that Primeape does, in fact, not die peacefully. It is vengeful even after death. Annihilape is a really cool design though
Funnily enough despite your slander of my baby boy golduck, he is actually easier to take care than psyduck as it is stated that all the psychic problems with psyduck are gone with golduck The pokedex mostly mentions how fast and how much it loves to swim with one of them mentioning he sometimes likes to have swimming competitions Infact in sun the pokedex mentions anyone that posesses one is said to end up being granted supernatural powers thanks to the gem in his head so you are literally turning into a psychic human like sabrina by owning one The only bad rep from the pokedex golduck gets is in shield's pokedex where it talks about an ancient legend of golduck punishing people that defiled his river So all you would need to do is feed it fish, give it a big pool for it to swim on, learn to swim and not intentionally "defile" his pool (but lets be honest youre probably the one cleaning it every week) and by the end you will literally get psychic powers All of this compared to psyduck being dumb and able to blow you up because of a headache *NOW NEVER SLANDER MY BLUE BABY AGAIN* (he carried me in firered)
21:41 actually Marowak evolves only once it gets over and moves on from the trauma of it's mother's death. So if you've had it from a cubone you got one tough best friend
@@capsulecat8569 it's a shame they didn't think of this in development; disallowing Marowak to the Day Care or giving it the No Eggs Discovered group would've been flavorful
The sad thing is, now that we have Hisui Electrode, we know that originally Electrode were actually just fun loving little zappy beans and we just had to shove them away because of being explosive, and consequently had to adapt to be angry dickheads for their own survival.
To be fair to it that's fairly standard hunting tactics for wild animals. Also given how big its jaw is it probably won't even reach a human's piddly little throat without either also snapping their torso or just taking their head clean off.
I still think that Ninetails and Rapidash make fine pets. Ninetails have the power to curse you, yes, but if your the owner who raised it from a baby Vulpix and treated it well it would be a FIERCELY Loyal familly companion. Rapidash's flames only burn when it wants them to. So if ya live on a farm or a place suitable for horses your actually gonna be fine. Particularly if you raised it from Ponyta.
Also I feel like HOW they evolve should’ve been taken into account since as long as you keep your lil Vulpix away from any glowing rocks with flames in them it’ll stay like that forever with no need to worry about getting Isekaied into the Pokémon world.
@@standard-carrier-wo-chani adore this idea, but if such a thing became known than Vulpix would become even rarer due to all the people who want that expanded life span.
Same thing i feel falls to all the eeveelutions, if you raise the eevee fine it bonds to you and you only and makengreat loyal pets, flareon even has it's self it's own copy pasta for being the best comfort pet in pokemon being the fact that it can control it's enternal temperature for it's owner and it's high defense stat make it able to be hugged as tightly as you need, not to mention the fur it has is very soft and comfortable. It would be my pick due to my mental health issues, i feel like when i get home from work on a cold night as i up the door and collapse in the bed, having a flareon jump up and lick my face seeing if i am alright would make me feel infinitly better as i could hug it like a plush to sleep
I'm sorry, I have to point out this sentence: "Now, unlike boxing or war crimes, there aren't specific rules that decide what makes a good pet." Not just never expected to say that, never expected to hear it and nod knowingly because that seems to be a reasonable idea. Bumbles, you are wonderful and may my day better. Thank you.
It may or may not fit really well, because under the glitches is a strong entry to the series. This beats XY, SM, and SwSh even _with_ the technical problems.
@@gengarzilla1685Because who wouldn’t want a self-aware computer program, that knows it’s trapped in a simulation, and has been driven to insanity by it?
I feel like you should have a category for "benefits" - such as if a Pokemon would be extremely supportive/friendly, an excellent guard dog, a companion who will last your entire lifetime, if not longer, or just that they are very fluffy or huggable (EVERYONE needs a hug sometimes).
You realise gardevoirs only number 2 in terms of rule 34 right Lucario beats them out But watch as meowscarada catches up (humanoid starter but not hated like incineroar and v In game kisses (well it’s assumed kisses it could be a love head but as cats are known to do) the player
@@bumblesmcfumbles Look, they're emotionally intelligent, both understand human language *and* can speak it themselves with enough effort/Psychic ability, _and_ are proven to respond to human affection. A granny in Orre has a Mightyena boyfriend, alright, at this point there's little reason to fight it, *especially* for the anthro-friendly ones.
Also, the closer to human-like a Pokémon gets, the more I'm willing to bet that they'd be better suited for being hired as a _butler_ than being kept as a _pet_ EDIT: I'm not gonna look at the replies, but I assume the freaks who sexualize butlers and maids got to this comment.
Some psychic types are highly inteligent and can straight up talk (telepaticaly) Which i am not a fan of, since it means that they can actually consent, which makes me highly unconfortable in all sorts of ways
I find it funny that golbat is such a dangerous pet to care for, but the only way it can evolve into crobat is if it has a high friendship. In order to unlock its true strength, you need to accept it for what it is now. I love when evolution methods are sort of poetic like this, like with feebas evolving into Milotic when it learns to see itself as beautiful.
@@slimewizard7350 1: your correct, he’s looking way to deep into this. 2: it’s actually a trade evolution while holding the prism scale, not a level up. 3: I’d accept golbat at for who they if who they are wasn’t a blood thirsty bad.
One of my favorites in that regard is Sewaddle, who evolves into Swadloon, a perpetually-grumpy sort wrapped in a glass cloak like a blanket and who is, judging by its Japanese name, modeled after a Hikikomori (Basically, Japanese for shut-in), but, max out her friendship and she becomes Leavanny, a fashionista mantis who is describing as nurturing and outgoing. In other words, the way to get Swadloon to come out of her shell and blossom into a happier life? Be a good friend. Daww.
Something about Pinsir that's sort of cute is actually the mega dex entry that it has. Apparently the reason why it's constantly flying is because it's super happy about being able to fly, so while you have to deal with the car crushing strength and actually being able to buy a mega stone, it is going to be nicer to you now, so there's a plus.
I know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, we'd be more compatible with Cacturne than Vaporeon. Cacturne is in the Human-Shape egg group, which groups the species with close physical resemblance to us. We would also be more compatible with Volbeat and Magmortar.
Butterfree vs. Cutiefly sounds like a fight that would be super intense for them but super adorable for anyone watching. Like, in what world is beef between a butterfly and a bee fly the size of a Blissey's hitlist gonna be dangerous.
Me watching a Butterfree and Cutiefly zip around each other: Haha that's so cute. I wonder what they're doing. That same scene from the perspective of those two Pokemon: Dragon Ball Z fight where they're constantly Instant Transmission-ing behind each other
I would love to see an animation where a Cutiefly and a Butterfree are doing an epic anime battle and then at the end it’s just revealed that they’re just slowly bumping into each other over and over again while a crowd watches in silence.
Do remember that the very first instance of on-screen blood being shown in the anime, was a blissy who ripped a guy's skin off. By accident. Turns out there's a reason all the Chansey need to go to medical school and graduate through college before they're allowed to work in the pokemon center.
Most ghost Pokemon are dangerous when judged by their Pokedex entries, but there are a few that aren't. Sinistea seems harmless and easy to take care of. Golurk is strong, but loyal and would probably guard you with it's life. Decidueye seems relatively safe. Runerigus is safe, aside from potential trauma from touching it and seeing bad memories. Hisuian Typhlosion's Pokedex suggests that it is benevolent.
Skeledirge as well is fairly docile. While its flames burn very hot (5,400 F) it notably only uses them against its foes. On the plus side, it has a soothing singing voice that helps bring the soul at ease, and it's little bird friend is a bonus 2 for one pet combo pack
Dusknoir is likely the least deadly ghost type out of the bunch despite being the grim reaper, they are very calm and won't actually kill as they exist merely to transport the dead. chances are if you tripped and died that it would actually put your soul back into your body. Other than that they are just a person who cannot talk, it can read and write or probably even use sign language as they are fairly intelligent due to being old and employed more or less. It can move stuff around the house for you, use computors or do any other task like anyone else really. It probably has good life advice too.
I honestly thought that eevee was a strong contender for number one. It's just the most pet species of pet you can have, it's a bunny, it's a fox, it's a dog, it's a cat, you can literally customise its breed to whatever suits you based on how you raise it, it has a rare bonus point for satisfying the indecisive. And eevee's learnset is pretty much just my day schedule for interacting with my slightly bitey cat. But I do appreciate how unexpected but suitable the top pick was
I'm actually glad Mr. Mime scored this highly. I've never really gotten the unsettling disposition everyone has for it since I've been watching the anime for a long time, and the Ketchum family's is nothing but a funny guy who's happy to help with work around the house. The worst thing you can say about him is that he's more of a good roomate than a good pet but are you really gonna turn down someone who can wash dinner dishes when you feel too lazy to.
He also seems like a viable pokemon for autistic people if you think about it -exagerated expressions, you will never have a problem trying to guess what he is meaning, unlike some star shaped freak... -you will never be out of stimuli with a living entertainer that just happen to havr psychic powers! -he is a mime, he (its actually a big misconception that all mime performances are mute, but most of then are quiet or with the least amount of sound as possible) is probably very quiet!, so no overstimuli -like the whole teather kid stereotype might suggest, alot of autistic people have theater as their special interest, so what better than a actor pokemon!
I always felt like the reason why Pokémon like Mr. Mime and Jynx got so much hate was because the reached the uncanny valley where they look human and animal enough to feel off when referred to as either of those. It's not even like it's furbait either because the human features they do have are near too close to the source material to even consider it animalistic enough
"Honestly who wants to own a Wigglytuff?" I do. Ever since Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky, it's been my favorite member of the line. Its dex entry also says holding one in your arms feels great.
Hey, Hypno don't actively kidnap children! ONE Hypno REPORTEDLY did so ONCE. That's like saying "Well, a rabid labrador retriever once bit a kid and he died as a result, so labs are incrediby dangerous!" or judging sharks as nothing but killing machines thanks to pop culture! Low tier? Yes, still has a lot of difficult behavior and is a little too smart to make good pet material but does NOT deserve the -10 safety; especially compared to Gengar which DOES in fact commit consistent, horrifying murder as a species, right down to the pre-evolutions! I'm surprised this reckless misinformation hasn't yet lead to the near extinction of Hypno, seeing as stuff like this actively causes people to hunt and kill wild Hypno en-mass (again, in a similar manner to the false aggression of sharks or wolves in the 1800-early 1900s that caused exactly that, and still do to this day!)
Also hypno would a be good Pokémon for therapist and doctors as they make patients fall alseep. Sure the dream eating would be annoying, but Hypno wouldn’t be that bad. Granted the real bad thing would br you can get trouble for hypno breaking in homes in the night so he/she can eat your neighbors’s dreams
Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar are all made of lethal poison Gas. Hypno at least has to make the choice to kill you, the entire Gastly line can easily do it entirely without meaning to just by snuggling a little too hard (or licking you in Haunter's case).
Without getting into the "fact" of Vaporeon, this is actually my favorite of the eeveelutions with no form of irony or sarcasm. Water is my favorite element, they're efficient enough to not need too much care taking, you don't need a whole swimming pool to keep them alive but it would probably be used more for them to sharpen their swimming and they can be a friendly as long as they are raised properly.
I don't "like" vaporeon anymore than anyone else enjoys good art but yeah acid armor and water absorb help it be not only a nice design but a solid fighter
I couldn't stop laughing when he skipped Vaporeon. After the heat Flareon got and the mediocre gloss over Jolteon had, I was curious what he would say about Vaporeon to make it a good pet. Reminded of the meme? Yeah, that's fair.
As someone who suffers from hayfever, I'm not sure on the grass types having a +5 bonus, allergies to plants/pollens are extremely common and I wouldn't want a Roselia turning my house into a torture land
@@jayalriik7421 I'm not saying they have to be a 0 but a perfect 5 for the most common allergy in the world, when allergies are an important factor to consider when getting pets seems too generous
I see a lot of people criticizing the typing system and while it's not perfect it's definitely fair given the fact a normal type is less likely to be a walking Geneva violation vs a poison type who may or may not spit mustard gas so even if koffing has a better temperament than say a raticate, raticate still would need to work a little harder to deal serious damage instead of doing it by accident.
Exactly. The fact that this comment currently has just five likes plus mine is ludicrous when you're speaking more sense on that topic than anyone else.
I mean Pokémon are living weapons, even you docile them on not attacking you, they still could attack people. For example your gengar and hypno made me very sweet to you, but might do there dark shenanigans and you be blame for it.
Yea and I am concerned for bumbles for his rant on gengar since A chansey would probably not help since gengar could easily just use perish song and leave it at that and b if he were in the pokemon word ranting this likely chansey that it’s mega form would mark him dead since the thing can travel across dimensions
@@christopherdangelo1292 i think that that was the joke, that chansey would be absolutely /awful/ at protecting you from gengar. it's what the pause before talking about chansey was for, for the audience to go "oh fuck" in realization that... yeah, no, your ass would be killed in an instance-
For me, it was plastering the Helix Fossil on Big E's face and doing the whole "praise lord helix" thing. Not because of Lord Helix, but because _unexpected Warhammer 40,000._
One thing I want to toss into the ring is about fire types. A lot of Pokedex entries talk about the pokemon's temperature, but I think it's imporant to note how well it can control the flames, and if the heat is internal and external. For example, Flareon's flame sac can be extremely hot, but wouldn't it have a way to mediate that heat? I imagine it works similar to something stomach acid. Stomach acid itself is VERY corrosive, but we have a line of mucus around our stomach that keep the acid from... well, melting us from the inside out. For a pokemon like Flareon, it would make a lot of sense if it was a similar case. Not to mention, pokemon like Rapidash can control their flames on what and who to burn. Yes, fire is an incredibly dangerous thing to have for your pet, but I imagine certain fire types won't just burn your house down instantly. And then there's Macargo...
Former Seadra owner here! When my Horsea evolved, I didn't know what to think. The mention of poisonous spines surprised me, if only because I've handled those spikes barehanded before. Guess that solves where all that numbness come from! Something to note about caring Seadra is to frequently visit large, open bodies of water (lakes, beaches, etc.), especially if one is near a coral reef. They tend to sleep in these places easily, and once it wakes up, it'll likely return to you refreshed and reinvigorated. Something to note about feeding Seadra, too; if you see it have its food stuck in its mouth, _it's not choking!_ Seadra swallows food whole, more often than not, and it can suck in food larger than the opening of its mouth with ease! So don't worry too much about dicing up treats for your Seadra. Hope this helps, Mr. McFumbles!
Oh thanks for this comment. I've been taking care of this Seadra for a friend. Thankfully the numbness isn't fatal. I only just heard that the poisonous spikes were a thing thanks to this video and knowing you're still alive makes me happy. My friend's Seadra likes me too much now though cause I always take it on a swim by the nearby docks and have it feed on all the Krabby and Kingler there. It's like he has a feast every day. How do I make it lose it's attachment to me? I mean I love it but so does my friend...
@@odwrksboxedtrash3730 Personally, I'd never want to break a bond between person and Pokemon. If possible, maybe your friend could start taking your place on those trips? I know it can seem disheartening if your Pokemon seems to like someone other than you, but what your friend should remember is that they're the Seadra's original trainer. Even if it acts a bit moody, that's how Seadra can be sometimes. I'm sure it loves them just as much as it loves you!
@@ConnorTheUndying I'll try my best to get my friend to come to my place for those trips to the docks. I don't want to ruin my friend's bond with this cool Pokemon. By the way, I found this cool scale stuck on one of Seadra's spines. It found it during a two hour swim in the sea while I was fishing for Magikarps and Krabby. Is it harmful? Should I take it away? Seadra seems to like it and gets a little sad when I try to take it off.
@@odwrksboxedtrash3730 That might be a Dragon Scale! The item is important for a Seadra's life cycle. In the wild, Seadra who find a Dragon Scale tend to become leaders of their school, before eventually evolving into a Kingdra. In the hands of a trainer, it allows them to evolve through trading with another person!
@@ConnorTheUndying Will just handing over the pokeball with Seadra allow it to evolve then? Maybe this will finally reshape the bond between the original trainer and Seadra. I really hope Seadra enjoys their newfound strength once it foes evolve.
This was absolutely incredible. You have an amazing sense of humor and were hilarious throughout the whole hour long video on a fun and interesting idea. I have never seen one of your videos before but I am subscribing to you right now because of just how enjoyable this was and I really hope you do videos on the other generations. The only criticism I have is that giving points based on a Pokémon’s types can be unfair sometimes. Although it doesn’t really matter too much since the video isn’t trying to cover the topic *too* seriously, some Pokémon can be wrongly punished despite all other evidence or, as you even commented on yourself, game the system into being placed higher. “Yeah, it does seem to be the absolute perfect pet, but it *is* a Psychic type, so it only gets a 23/25” or “It will absolutely tear you limb from limb and cannot be stopped, but it *is* a Normal type and also doesn’t require too much food or space, so 10/25 points.” I did appreciate that you were willing to break the system for Gengar and Hypno though.
Instead of typing, Pokémon should be judged by their physical anatomy. Reduce points for things like spikes, horns, poisonous gas surrounding its body that can suffocate you to death, literally anything that would cause harm to you if you touch it. Like Magcargo's flaming body, the Raichu line's electric cheeks and a competitive Pokémon player's overinflated ego.
frankly keeping a psyduck unevolved because everyone likes it more than its evolution sounds like one things you see tiktokers and instagram accounts do only to find out eventually that this is actually animal abuse as you're just keeping the thing in constant stress and pain indefinitely because it's trendier and more popular like that. its like the equivalent of trancing a bunny, but worse
Wigglytuff would actually be a BAD pet because it's fur is so fluffy that, if you accidentally brush up against it, you'll never be able to stop petting it. imagine taking a nap and waking up to find that your wigglytuff wanted a nap on your stomach. suddenly, you no longer have the ability to move, all you can do is sit there and pet it until you die.
A "savage" thunderstorm, by the way, is usually used to describe a storm where the wind is blowing the rain sideways, and all the extra friction has lightning coming down four dozen times a second.
You're gonna have to revise primapes entry when you get to scarlet/violet, cuz that dead monkey is now a ghostly monk who is now REALLY pissed off that you forgot to feed him... But then remembers that he needs you to pay the rent and just decides tea will be fine and that he can do it himself. Hell he might decide to help out and open a ghostly dojo, who can tell?
If there's one thing I can say about this list (aside from loving it and instantly knowing where the style of rating came from because I love those videos as well) it's this: This whole thing has given me the idea of...Like, a comic or something of just some rando trainer talking about what it's like to have Pokemon who are just as smart as, if not smarter than you, as pets. "Yeah, it's...Not quite like owning something like a Zigzagoon or whatever. It's more like...Getting a roommate, oooor hiring a butler or something; saying that they're low maintenance is almost an exaggeration. Y'know, you take them out to help you get groceries and all that, and after enough times you can just leave 'em to it with a list and a spare wallet full of cash or even a debit card. Hell, sometimes I even get a message from my bank about a weird transaction that happened near midnight while I was sleeping, and it turns out it's just ol' Alla sneaking out and buying a late night bag of snacks from a gas station."
Theres a tumblr comic series of someone doing this-specifically with grass type and talking about how to take care of them. I cant remember the username though
"hello, ×××× × ×××××××, we noticed that there are transactions recorded on your debit card that should not be there, is your bank account secure?" "Oh yeah, that's just my pet omniscient psychic roommate Alakazam buying groceries for the both of us, he's amazing with finances." "... I'm sorry...what?" "I said that's Alakazam buying groceries." "..."
@@CHILLIN2540 I'm pretty sure the OP was thinking 'Clifford the Big Red Dog', and even if they weren't, a bipedal dog wouldn't be too bad. Weird looking, but mostly fine.
One thing I think is overlooked is how the Pokémon can control their dangerous parts. Like sharpedo to Brock not rubbing him with their roughy skin, and ash riding on a ponyta and not burning after they trusted him
And I know that it was only done to make the video much shorter and easier, but Pokemon can actively control whether or not they evolve and there are a lot of earlier-stage pokemon that would make better pets than their final-stage forms. That's even acknowledged in this video by the fact that Meowth and Psyduck were analyzed over their evolved forms of Persian and Golduck.
Fun fact about why cutiefly and butterfree are rivals, to my knowledge cutiefly Is based off of a Fairy fly, which is actually a small breed of wasp known for laying their EGGS in butterfly larvae aka caterpillars, which then kills them during pupation by drinking up all of their fluids... Ew... So yeah I believe that's the reason they're considered rival pokemon, as wasps and butterflies are often in direct opposition in the struggle for survival
What bitter irony that the top pet Pokemon is also the one that got blamed for a real life seizure. It wasn't even the one who set off the flashing lights.
Hey guys, did you know… that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Hey guys, did you know... Magmar is the least huggable pokemon? Not only is it stupid, its also a god damn fire duck that looks like it heard the screams of the damned!
24:42 Dwarf hamsters are actually like this. They murder eachother in cold blood if they even see a glimspe of oneanother. No, not even relations by blood will stop the bloodlust
@@CardGameAcolyte "gardevoir and vaporeon" """"messed up individuals""" dude gardevoir is one of the most human looking and most popular pokemon companion women and vaporeon ISN'T EVEN THAT POPULAR COMPARED TO THE OTHER EEVEES ITS JUST A SHITTY COPYPASTA PEOPLE KEEP REPEATING but seriously you can think of plenty of weirder choices than the most basic ones
Another thing to note about Nidoqueen: No need to pay a vet for her to be spayed, she's naturally sterile. A nice plus in the upkeep category, especially compared to Nidoking which I'd expect to become a downright ill-tempered prick in _that_ season if you don't get him fixed.
Double bonus, that also means you dont have to spray him, just... Give them some personal space You really are just getting Nidoqueen to take care of Nidoking for you
Absol I think would a pretty good pet, not only it pretty chill by Pokémon standards, but it can warn you about natural dangers way before weather reports
@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 Yeah, but we all saw how far typing can affect a pokemon on this list, Raticate scored relatively high but it's clear how horrible of a pet they would be.
According to Builbapedia, Nidoking gets it's inspiration from the following: Nidoking was created with a Kaiju monster motif. Physically, it appears to share traits of rhinoceroses, gorillas, rabbits, and porcupines.
I genuinely didn't expect either number 1 spot, mostly because I can't care to remember either one, but I guess they make sense. Also at least 7 more of these video in the future? Hell yea!
Yeah, I totally get the magikarp/gyarados exception. They're just that wildly different that having one as a pet but not the other would totally be a thing.
Arcanine seems pretty good for me. Even though it's really big, if you just have a big open space at home it could actually be a really great pet. Also a good replacement for a car considering extreme speed and we see people riding them.
Still a six foot tall dog, but that’s not much of an issue if you got the space for them. Plus Arcanine’s type makes it good for warm hugs, assuming it’s not TOO hot. Same goes for Flareon, and not saying that just from my bias towards it. It can turn down the temperature in it’s flame sac, despite the fact that the dex doesn’t shut up about it. Plus it’s a much better size, so it’s much better in most aspects.
@@kingnewgameplus6483 a good saddle and keeping up with its strength training ought do it OR you could affic a cart to it( look up dog carts people in the olden days used to deliver milk that way) tho i expect your doggo cant go at the same speed as it can alone or with you on the saddle of it has a cart affixed
Raticate is basically the equivalent of inviting a pregnant stray cat into your home, minus biting your hand all the way off part. I would hundred percent adopt an Arcanine. Reason: he's a big fluffy zoomy boy, and he will probably cuddle you if you are ever sad or cold
The only thing wrong with an arcanine is that it might accidently smother you with its affection due to its size and fluff. But, hey you also can get a pretty quick ride if you hop on its back and it trusts you enough.
16:25 And believe it or not, thanks to Scarlet and Violet, Primape dying is possibly the better of the two outcomes. Would YOU want a god-killing ghost monkey fueled by transcedent rage?
Personally, I think that the fairy type should only be a +4. Yes, You've got the "Fairy tail fairies", Cute creatures that enjoy nature and life in general. But then you've got the "Fae-Folk" side to them. You've got Impidimp that acts like a nuisance in order to feed off your annoyance, Sylveon who uses it's flesh ribbons to draw in pray before it grabs them and (Presumably) Strangles the life out of them, And Hatterene That will beat you to an inch of your life if you show any form of emotion.
It's not really a problem for this generation since all its Fairy types are indeed docile or at least not hostile. You aren't gonna see "that sort" of Fairy type until Mawile and even then they're no Hatterene. In summation, you're critiquing much too early. Save it for the third generation.
@@gengarzilla1685 That's just moving the goalposts. If you're going to have a definitive classification as to how good a Pokémon would be as a pet, The categories that give us the end result need to be concreate, Not reconsidered from generation to generation.
Hypno isn't the only Pokemon that falls under the "Pokemon that will kidnap you" list. Drifloon and Cofagrigus are also on that list. With Drifloon, if Drifloon catches your kids, you'll find them buried underneath rocks at your local cemetery the next day. As for Cofagrigus, just give that thing your girlfriend or an anime body pillow or whatever and she'll immediately become a DeviantART post!
You mean Drifloin would kidnap kids if it wasn’t constantly being pulled around by them. Unless you have a particularly light child they are fine. Drifblim on the other hand.
This was fun! Tackling it one Generation at a time is a good plan, and I kinda hope to see this become a mini series. I have learned a lot about Pokemon in this video, so if nothing else, do it for the education for yourself and your audience. Also, don't worry, we won't ask you to do the Poke-Rap again, even though they did technically have Poke-raps for Johto & Hoenn that didn't really hit in the main episodes like the OG one did. We're impressed with your skill.
Honestly, the worst part of having a pet arcanine would be how much food it probably consumes. Since it’s a giant dog, it’ll likely require a ton of dog food. When I had two poodles, a 20lb bag of kibble would last us at least a month or two. In contrast, I’d be surprised if that same 20lb kibble bag would last a week with arcanine
I feel like Arbok isn't that bad of a pet, considering there are snake enthusiasts that keep pythons and other breeds. Plus, they don't get fed every day. They're pretty content for a while because it takes longer for them to digest their food. Especially depending on the size of the meal. I will say not everyone can handle a snake, so fair enough on its ranking. Just like not everyone could have a pet spider, because of their own specific needs. But it is doable.
@@jarredroberts8825 You're referring to the one pokedex entry, right? "With a very vengeful nature, it won't give up the chase, no matter how far, once it targets its prey." To be fair, Silver/Soul Silver is the only game that really mentions that. And in comparison to the other dex entries that talk about coil strength, its venom, and the different regions having different markings, it feels very much like the author of that note anthropomorphizing Arbok's actions. More so than being fact, I mean. You can find observation bias in studies all the time. [[You also have the anime with Jessie's arbok making comments about 'no bad pokemon, only bad masters', as well as the fact in the anime Arbok sometimes refused to attack opponents because of something kind the pokemon had done earlier for them. But I understand some people not wanting to treat the show as factual to the game world, and won't say that's definitive proof.]]
@@danielquinlan2457 Except we know that's not true within the world of pokemon. We see poison type pokemon bite all the time and their victims recover. Heck, within the games themselves the power of friendship can make a pokemon go 'nono, I'm better now'. For the sake of being fair let's say that an arbok bite is pretty nasty. They also have pokemon centers which heal said bites easily. So if for whatever reason an arbok attacked its trainer I think you'd be okay. Making it as bad as the time I had to go to the ER because my cat got scared and bit right through my hand. More preventive care than anything else.
You seem to assume humans have the same endurance and constitution as Pokémon. This isn't the anime, you can get killed if your Arbok thinks you'd be a good meal. Just get a different snake that doesn't have such dangerous poison or such glaring personality issues.
Oh ouch 😂, my Golduck, Raichu, and Wigglytuff are crying watching this. But we loved your commentaries on my Meowth, and this lovely Golbat latched onto my wrist ❤
Sure, but as long as it doesn't die, you're fine - now something like Magcargo on the other hand, you can't even get close to without instantly immolating, instead...
YES to gen 7 dex! Every other generation cycles through 2-3 standard entries. Alola, usually the moon games, will be blunt and won't hesitate to call out the reader or professor. Like Geodude's "A scholar with too much free time once counted a hundred of them along a single route." or Machoke's "A popular motif for sculptures, its incredibly well-developed muscles have captured the imagination of many an artist."
The machamp thing really got me thinking. If someone broke in and shot my machamp how would he feel after? And then I realized he's supposed to sit still in front of a giant fireball the temperature of the sun and then just walk it off and is expected to punch the literal lava snail in retaliation
You should take into account that evolution level and age are not the same thing. There's a reason Treecko isn't considered a Baby Pokémon but Toxel is one, and it's because a Treecko could easily grow old and die of old age without ever becoming a Grovyle. EDIT: Never mind, there's a fair few for which you already did. EDIT TWO: Quit conflating "continuity" with "canon". How did Matthew "The Grinch Has A Heart Disease" Patthew get this right but y'all didn't?
@@Zek3nator even still in the anime Pokémon do evolve in the wild The whole bulbasaur garden for example,it’s highly likely that both are canon in somewhat form in all canons
@@Zek3nator may I show you wartortles Pokédex entries which says stuff like it is said to live up to 10,000 years and that it’s tail is a sign of longevity I know there is more Pokémon but that’s the only one I remember that shows that
@@Zek3nator It depends entirely on the Pokemon. Anything that requires outside forces, like Elemental Stones or human intervention, is not a natural evolution. Those can easily live out life in their base forms.
This has opened my eyes to the concept of owning a Porygon, the ease of care, notable lack of poisonous elements, and aside from all that Porygon can provide companionship in all aspects of my day to day life. As a digital being It can join me anywhere through use of the Pokewalker (or the like), and It can even partake in my digital Pokemon adventures along with any of those dangerous real ones that I won't be going on. Your Porygon will never have to be excluded, you' know, so long as you choose to forgo the card game and all forms of tabletop entertainment that is (It gets possessive when you partake in those sorts of things).
At least in some cases with evo items you probably don't worry about them reaching their most dangerous stages. A Nidorino is probably easier to care for than a Nidoking, just be careful about him digging up the whole lawn looking for moonstone.
This is also a great case for Growlithe & Vulpix, especially. Why evolve them to a form where they're too big for you to house or much more ill-tempered/vengeful, if you don't need to?
4:17 "grass/fairies being absolutely lovely" Uh, Bumbles. The following is some of the dex entries for the few pokemon that are grass/fairy types and are either fully evolved or can't evolve: Whimsicott: "Riding whirlwinds, they appear. These Pokémon sneak through gaps into houses and cause all sorts of mischief." "This nuisance sneaks into people's homes, where it hides important things and scatters cotton all over the place." "As long as this Pokémon bathes in sunlight, its cotton keeps growing. If too much cotton fluff builds up, Whimsicott tears it off and scatters it." So Whimsicott is a mischievous pokemon that will likely hide your car keys whilst shedding all over the place. Shiinotic: "Forests where Shiinotic live are treacherous to enter at night. People confused by its strange lights can never find their way home again." "It emits flickering spores that cause drowsiness. When its prey succumb to sleep, this Pokémon feeds on them by sucking in their energy." "Its flickering spores lure in prey and put them to sleep. Once this Pokémon has its prey snoozing, it drains their vitality with its fingertips." So basically its nocturnal meaning it'll probably keep you up at night.... or just drain your vitality while you're sleeping. Tapu Bulu: "Although it's called a guardian deity, it's violent enough to crush anyone it sees as an enemy." "The guardian deity of Ula'ula is a lazy Pokémon. It commands plants to immobilize its foes and then deals them a savage blow with its horns." A literal god/guardian deity that canonically can and will destroy whole buildings. Literally, there's a destroyed supermarket in Sun/Moon and Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon that was destroyed by Tapu Bulu. Meaning you likely can't own it as a pet without some insanely good lawyers and insurance.
I actually can't wait for you to get to Gardevoir as the most I see you knocking it down for is being a safety hazard with it's black hole defense system and it being more like a roommate then a pet.
That and having one as pet, you risk isolating everyone you know and love, only to have them replaced by people you will never leave it alone with for its own safety.
True, but in terms of behavior it's one of the best. This a Pokemon who is stated to give it's life for it's trainer. So it's basically a nurturing bodyguard. Yeah I don't think people looking for a Gardevoir are looking for a pet so... It's a great one to me but clearly no one will get one to make it a pet.
By the way regarding Tauros in gen 1, there are really good arguments for Chansey and Snorlax being better than it; it's by no means unarguably number 1. Of course you'd never drop Tauros (or Lax or Chansey) off your team and always runs all 3, but still.
I love the fact that all three are Top 3, and that, like you said, you could honestly argue that a different member of that trio should be Top 1 at any given moment, and not look like an idiot
I think it's fair to call Tauros king in gen 1 one because look at what they did to MY BOY in later gens. Snorlax gets gen 2 (and also gets walled by Porygon in gen 1), and blissy's literally always viable. Let him have this. It's all he has left.
@@terraSpark902 Do you..? Snorlax is an incredibly important midgame opener. Yes Tauros is easily the best revenge killer in the tier but it does not define games nearly as much as Snorlax does
The absolute funniest part in this video for me was Machamp mores specifically the “House intruders will start pissing their pants when they see a 7ft tall mountain of pure unadulterated MUSCLE barrowling at them at mach 10” it just killed me and when I showed it to my sibling who was in the same room as me when I was watching it they also thought it was funny as well
I think the typing category is really doing less than nothing here. Most of the downsides are covered under safety and I don't really see much in the way of upsides. But that niggling problem aside fantastic list, I got my fair share of chuckles.
Some Pokémon aren't listed as dangerous in the Pokédex but probably would be due to the types and abilities it has. I do agree that it could feasibly be combined with safety though. Or that at least, the typing category should instead be based on what moves it can use, not what its core types are. German Shepherds and Yorkies are both just normal dogs but one is large and powerful enough to kill you if you don't take good care of it.
@@AstaryuuGaming Almost every Pokémon (except Magikarp and Caterpie and a couple others) is dangerous is my issue. Poison for instance gets a low rank however many Poison Pokémon in later generations are actually venomous so they aren't dangerous unless they attack you, which could be applied to many Pokémon. Porygon could hit you with a Psybeam if they wanted to attack you. Tons of Normal type Pokémon learn things like Flamethrower, Thunderbolt, Toxic, etc... A Pokémon typing has nothing to do with how dangerous they are.
I’d definitely replace the “typing” category with an “other” category that can range from 5 to -5 based on them either being extremely beneficial or extremely hostile, dangerous, or inconvenient
@@tinkerer3399 Yeah I kinda called bull on typing because many normal pokemon can kill you if they wanted , while many dark and posion type can pretty chill.
You say that like many Poison types aren't walking automatic healthcode violations regardless of their pleasant personality. i wouldn't have a Muk pet even if it's the most well-behaved creature on the planet. Some types really are just blatantly more dangerous to have on a pet than others.
You have such uniquely funny videos. I'm can't wait for the rest of this series- hearing you explain how my favorite pokemon will all 100% murder me is going to be fun (except for Skitty. It's even more literally just a cat than Meowth; that's why I want one).
This is a bit random, but I had an idea pop into my head for a video that might get a view or two: “Which Ace Attorney lawyer/prosecutor has committed the most law based crimes?”. It could be fun to just rattle through the cast and see how bad they are at their jobs. Loved the video btw
29:51 for only one who has absolutely no idea what this was about. I think it may be a reference to Lord helix meme in the Pokémon fandom where Omanyte because if it’s evolution vastly changing and the references in another games made it essentially into an Internet god
I would honestly prefer a Raichu vs a Pikachu. They're the size of a medium-large dog and have a better control of its electricity than Pikachu do even if theirs is more dangerous
i’ve recently beaten no more heroes for the first time, so as a result i’ve come to the realisation your thumbnails and transitions aren’t entirely stupid
Gardevoir is a completely valid pick for best Pokemon to have as a pet. They are extremely loyal and would even give their life to protect their trainer. It's like if a guard dog was given psychic powers.
It really does depend on the species. Nobody would say that Clefable poses a risk to your health just because it's a Fairy type, that's utterly nuts. Shiinotic though, all bets are off on that one.
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"Your Congressman probably knows Pokémon" Bruh my Congressman barely knows the people he serves, how can he tell me what the hell a Tangela is
OF COURSE he know what Pikachu is! He IS the main character. Expecting him to know the people is WAY to much though.
Pokemon GO to the polls amirite
He knows tangela, well, he thinks it’s yo mama
@@Wild-Goober OHHHHHHHHH!
@@Wild-Goober Did not expect a sick(?) burn when stepping into these replies.
As someone grew up with exotic and other non standard pets but recently got a border collie puppy I can very much confirm that "more normal" DOES NOT mean "easier".
If I may, What non-standard pets have you had? I'd love to hear your experiences!
@@HydrainaI'm guessing exotic ones
As someone who's grown up with dogs his whole life, you telling me about going from your exotic pets to a border collie translates, to me, as "Boy, transitioning from this unicycle that I've had my whole life to this Ferrari sure is a change!" Well, yeah it would be xD
Border Collies are less of a pet and more of a lifestyle; hyper intelligent, hyper active, constantly need something to do or they go batty. I love them to death, but I could never own one, too much of a commitment for me
Dead ass, chinchillas are pretty easy to take care of so long as you don't get em wet, but a dog is basically a human compared to that
I had a similar thought, but when you consider that most of these creatures are A) huge compared to their real life counterparts and B) designed for battle, nonstandard/exotic isn't a good word for what they are.
"there's my baby arcanine! c'mere and gimme a ki-" half the living room is made a mess with furniture toppled over and I am currently struggling to breath
Th ideal way to die
You make that sound like a bad thing.
That's a regular great pyrenees tbh
The "Porygon can't be more than 100 megabytes it's from the 90s" line is really funny to me because 100mb would have been a HUGE amount of data back then. The entirety of Red/Blue fit on a 512 KILOBYTE cartridge,half a megabyte!!
And google chrome nowadays takes up 200+ megabites like per tab
@@Donewithlife789moreover that chrome is a piece of shit
I mean 100 mb is still pretty small for a whole ass animal program thing
Tbf literally creating life would probably have an unusually large file size for the time
The idea of feeding Porygon jpegs gave rise to a silly idea:
NFTs in the Pokemon world would probably be used as super fancy and expensive Porygon food akin to caviar. I could just imagine a snooty rich person in the anime offering their equally stuck-up prized Porygon an NFT of a Primeape with laser eyes and a hat as if it were an hor devour.
Absolutely capital idea, good sir. 10/10.
That sounds incredible, I require this within existence
They'd also probably enslave Porygons to generate the NFTs
@Rubixninja314 Palworld looking sick
Imagine a villain team enslaving Porygon to create crappy NFTs. Easily the most evil of all villain teams.
21:30 “but it’s like if an entire dog breed was born into a bad situation.” You sir, are talking about pugs
Personally Id go with an unevolved Abra as the best pet.
1. Literally sleeps most of the time
2. Super cute looking
3. Presumably smart enough to take care of itself.
4. Cant use any offensive attacks, so it's harmless.
5. Teleport is it's only default move, which will save you LOTS of money on gas.
But then it evolves into Kadabra and your pet becomes your roommate
@@sev1120 I'd probably give it an everstone to be safe, plus it'd be pretty hard for it to level up when all it can do on its own is run away from battle.
What about the chance of it just accidentally just teleporting away from getting mildly spooked or just while its asleep thus having to search all over town to find it.
Hypno may as well be on the hitlist for wanted criminals, put alongside Aran Ryan and Pyro.
Maybe they can form the four horsemen of the Apocalypse when the fourth horse comes
@@lucaschannel1113 Yeah
@@TM_Em0lga or maybe a syndicate I don't know
bumbles mcfumbles villains with the most black air force energy
yeah, every Hypno is absolutely in a watchlist of some sort
With the release of Pokémon Scarlet and Violet I can confirm that Primeape does, in fact, not die peacefully. It is vengeful even after death.
Annihilape is a really cool design though
Local monkey literally too angry to die
@@roonkolosNot quite. But not even death can save you from it.
He is so furious that he transcended death itself to beat the absolute TAR out of the things it’s tie to the mortal world points it at.
It specifies the ones that died the angriest specifically
@@roonkolosmore like to angry to pass on. It’s a draugr
"It has an emotional support corpse" is my new favourite way to now describe the Cubone line
He also needs a emocional human.
“It carries around its mother’s skeleton for offense and defense” is pretty descriptive, too.
Wanna hear a great Cubone track? Look up No AU Lavender Megalovania.
It mixes Lavender town theme with Megalovania and it's such a bop!
Funnily enough despite your slander of my baby boy golduck, he is actually easier to take care than psyduck as it is stated that all the psychic problems with psyduck are gone with golduck
The pokedex mostly mentions how fast and how much it loves to swim with one of them mentioning he sometimes likes to have swimming competitions
Infact in sun the pokedex mentions anyone that posesses one is said to end up being granted supernatural powers thanks to the gem in his head so you are literally turning into a psychic human like sabrina by owning one
The only bad rep from the pokedex golduck gets is in shield's pokedex where it talks about an ancient legend of golduck punishing people that defiled his river
So all you would need to do is feed it fish, give it a big pool for it to swim on, learn to swim and not intentionally "defile" his pool (but lets be honest youre probably the one cleaning it every week) and by the end you will literally get psychic powers
All of this compared to psyduck being dumb and able to blow you up because of a headache
*NOW NEVER SLANDER MY BLUE BABY AGAIN* (he carried me in firered)
respectable :3
My Respect for you: 📈📈📈
True, that. It's a case of the more widely publicised basic stage actually being a much worse option for a pet.
This is how I feel about Scrafty and Blastoise
THANK YOU. It's good to know I'm not the only one tired of golduck not getting the love it deserves!
21:41 actually
Marowak evolves only once it gets over and moves on from the trauma of it's mother's death. So if you've had it from a cubone you got one tough best friend
Wait, so if one didn't have a dead mother would it just not evolve?
dont worry, they all have dead mothers@@metal_pipe9764
@@metal_pipe9764They somehow manage to hatch out of the egg WITH their mother’s skull.
@@capsulecat8569 yeah ik, but what if their mother is still alive?
@@capsulecat8569 it's a shame they didn't think of this in development; disallowing Marowak to the Day Care or giving it the No Eggs Discovered group would've been flavorful
The sad thing is, now that we have Hisui Electrode, we know that originally Electrode were actually just fun loving little zappy beans and we just had to shove them away because of being explosive, and consequently had to adapt to be angry dickheads for their own survival.
Feel bad for them now.
IM SORRY THEY DONT DESERVE THIS WHYYYY
Hisuian Voltorb made a Spheal sad.
It deserves this fate.
One other thing about Aerodactyl is that when hunting the Pokedex specifically mentions that *it goes for the throat*
So do dogs
And cats
To be fair to it that's fairly standard hunting tactics for wild animals. Also given how big its jaw is it probably won't even reach a human's piddly little throat without either also snapping their torso or just taking their head clean off.
yes, but it should’ve gone for the head
maybe it wouldn’t be extinct
I still think that Ninetails and Rapidash make fine pets.
Ninetails have the power to curse you, yes, but if your the owner who raised it from a baby Vulpix and treated it well it would be a FIERCELY Loyal familly companion.
Rapidash's flames only burn when it wants them to. So if ya live on a farm or a place suitable for horses your actually gonna be fine. Particularly if you raised it from Ponyta.
Also I feel like HOW they evolve should’ve been taken into account since as long as you keep your lil Vulpix away from any glowing rocks with flames in them it’ll stay like that forever with no need to worry about getting Isekaied into the Pokémon world.
I wonder if a friendly ninetales could harness that 1000-year-curse powers and just give their owner a 1000-years lifespan
@@standard-carrier-wo-chani adore this idea, but if such a thing became known than Vulpix would become even rarer due to all the people who want that expanded life span.
Same thing i feel falls to all the eeveelutions, if you raise the eevee fine it bonds to you and you only and makengreat loyal pets, flareon even has it's self it's own copy pasta for being the best comfort pet in pokemon being the fact that it can control it's enternal temperature for it's owner and it's high defense stat make it able to be hugged as tightly as you need, not to mention the fur it has is very soft and comfortable. It would be my pick due to my mental health issues, i feel like when i get home from work on a cold night as i up the door and collapse in the bed, having a flareon jump up and lick my face seeing if i am alright would make me feel infinitly better as i could hug it like a plush to sleep
@@standard-carrier-wo-chan i wouldn't be shocked if that was put in hisuian lore due to how much shoguns of ancient japan were wanting that longevity
I'm sorry, I have to point out this sentence: "Now, unlike boxing or war crimes, there aren't specific rules that decide what makes a good pet." Not just never expected to say that, never expected to hear it and nod knowingly because that seems to be a reasonable idea.
Bumbles, you are wonderful and may my day better. Thank you.
it's hard to say, but it may be a bit of a reference to a video by Davey Gunface about Pokedex war crimes.
@@emblemwarrior11 possibly, but I think he's referencing his punch out and TF2 videos.
@@magnus0017 oops I didn't know he did a tf2 war crimes video.
@@emblemwarrior11 it's his third mist popular video.
I think it's a sentence that has never been said before.
"I hear they're working on a update for that" this is the start of a a long gag for Porygon and I'm here for it
I for one can't wait until he reaches Porygon-Z.
@@gengarzilla1685
Probably gonna be a Scarlet and Violet joke based on how glitchy Porygon Z is.
It may or may not fit really well, because under the glitches is a strong entry to the series. This beats XY, SM, and SwSh even _with_ the technical problems.
@@gengarzilla1685Because who wouldn’t want a self-aware computer program, that knows it’s trapped in a simulation, and has been driven to insanity by it?
I feel like you should have a category for "benefits" - such as if a Pokemon would be extremely supportive/friendly, an excellent guard dog, a companion who will last your entire lifetime, if not longer, or just that they are very fluffy or huggable (EVERYONE needs a hug sometimes).
I could do that, but then I'd get to Gardevoir and people would immediately get weird.
You realise gardevoirs only number 2 in terms of rule 34 right
Lucario beats them out
But watch as meowscarada catches up (humanoid starter but not hated like incineroar and v
In game kisses (well it’s assumed kisses it could be a love head but as cats are known to do) the player
@@bumblesmcfumbles Look, they're emotionally intelligent, both understand human language *and* can speak it themselves with enough effort/Psychic ability, _and_ are proven to respond to human affection. A granny in Orre has a Mightyena boyfriend, alright, at this point there's little reason to fight it, *especially* for the anthro-friendly ones.
@@jmurray1110 And funny enough, Vaporeon is not the Eeveelution with the most art on that site. Umbreon, Eevee, and Sylveon beat out Vaporeon.
@@PhoenixFire2 actually someone did the copypasta with umbreon so I assume that’s why
Also, the closer to human-like a Pokémon gets, the more I'm willing to bet that they'd be better suited for being hired as a _butler_ than being kept as a _pet_
EDIT: I'm not gonna look at the replies, but I assume the freaks who sexualize butlers and maids got to this comment.
Tell that to Ash's mam, she makes her Mr. Mime drink out of a damn dog bowl
What about the ghost pokémon most of which are barely humanoid but are human or have part of the population being human souls
Honestly I like the idea of treating an Alakazam as a roommate
Some psychic types are highly inteligent and can straight up talk (telepaticaly)
Which i am not a fan of, since it means that they can actually consent, which makes me highly unconfortable in all sorts of ways
So what would that make a mon like Gardevoir in terms of like a service "animal"? Like a social worker?
I find it funny that golbat is such a dangerous pet to care for, but the only way it can evolve into crobat is if it has a high friendship. In order to unlock its true strength, you need to accept it for what it is now. I love when evolution methods are sort of poetic like this, like with feebas evolving into Milotic when it learns to see itself as beautiful.
@bruh moment I thought it was because Pokémon Contests were removed in future gens so they had to improvise.
@@slimewizard7350 1: your correct, he’s looking way to deep into this.
2: it’s actually a trade evolution while holding the prism scale, not a level up.
3: I’d accept golbat at for who they if who they are wasn’t a blood thirsty bad.
Primape can get so angry it f-[charzard]-king dies.
@@ChrisHinners008
Annihilape: *Breaking News! Monke Literally too Angry to Die!*
One of my favorites in that regard is Sewaddle, who evolves into Swadloon, a perpetually-grumpy sort wrapped in a glass cloak like a blanket and who is, judging by its Japanese name, modeled after a Hikikomori (Basically, Japanese for shut-in), but, max out her friendship and she becomes Leavanny, a fashionista mantis who is describing as nurturing and outgoing. In other words, the way to get Swadloon to come out of her shell and blossom into a happier life? Be a good friend. Daww.
Something about Pinsir that's sort of cute is actually the mega dex entry that it has. Apparently the reason why it's constantly flying is because it's super happy about being able to fly, so while you have to deal with the car crushing strength and actually being able to buy a mega stone, it is going to be nicer to you now, so there's a plus.
Hey guys did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon breeding,
I know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, we'd be more compatible with Cacturne than Vaporeon. Cacturne is in the Human-Shape egg group, which groups the species with close physical resemblance to us.
We would also be more compatible with Volbeat and Magmortar.
@@bluewolfie1249 I am reporting you to the IRS
daaaaaaww
@@gengarzilla1685im reporting you to The Judge of Hell
Butterfree vs. Cutiefly sounds like a fight that would be super intense for them but super adorable for anyone watching. Like, in what world is beef between a butterfly and a bee fly the size of a Blissey's hitlist gonna be dangerous.
Me watching a Butterfree and Cutiefly zip around each other: Haha that's so cute. I wonder what they're doing.
That same scene from the perspective of those two Pokemon: Dragon Ball Z fight where they're constantly Instant Transmission-ing behind each other
I would love to see an animation where a Cutiefly and a Butterfree are doing an epic anime battle and then at the end it’s just revealed that they’re just slowly bumping into each other over and over again while a crowd watches in silence.
its like the golf ball people from gravity falls
Do remember that the very first instance of on-screen blood being shown in the anime, was a blissy who ripped a guy's skin off. By accident. Turns out there's a reason all the Chansey need to go to medical school and graduate through college before they're allowed to work in the pokemon center.
@@animorph17 Gonna need that video
Most ghost Pokemon are dangerous when judged by their Pokedex entries, but there are a few that aren't. Sinistea seems harmless and easy to take care of. Golurk is strong, but loyal and would probably guard you with it's life. Decidueye seems relatively safe. Runerigus is safe, aside from potential trauma from touching it and seeing bad memories. Hisuian Typhlosion's Pokedex suggests that it is benevolent.
Skeledirge as well is fairly docile. While its flames burn very hot (5,400 F) it notably only uses them against its foes. On the plus side, it has a soothing singing voice that helps bring the soul at ease, and it's little bird friend is a bonus 2 for one pet combo pack
Gholdengo is also extremely chill and friendly for a Ghost type, having done a full heel-face turn during evolution from Gimmighoul.
Misdreavus is literally just a prankster.
@@gengarzilla1685 and Houndstone is an extremely loyal skeleton dog!
Dusknoir is likely the least deadly ghost type out of the bunch despite being the grim reaper, they are very calm and won't actually kill as they exist merely to transport the dead.
chances are if you tripped and died that it would actually put your soul back into your body.
Other than that they are just a person who cannot talk, it can read and write or probably even use sign language as they are fairly intelligent due to being old and employed more or less.
It can move stuff around the house for you, use computors or do any other task like anyone else really.
It probably has good life advice too.
I honestly thought that eevee was a strong contender for number one. It's just the most pet species of pet you can have, it's a bunny, it's a fox, it's a dog, it's a cat, you can literally customise its breed to whatever suits you based on how you raise it, it has a rare bonus point for satisfying the indecisive. And eevee's learnset is pretty much just my day schedule for interacting with my slightly bitey cat. But I do appreciate how unexpected but suitable the top pick was
You deserve a winter wedding
I'm actually glad Mr. Mime scored this highly. I've never really gotten the unsettling disposition everyone has for it since I've been watching the anime for a long time, and the Ketchum family's is nothing but a funny guy who's happy to help with work around the house. The worst thing you can say about him is that he's more of a good roomate than a good pet but are you really gonna turn down someone who can wash dinner dishes when you feel too lazy to.
He also seems like a viable pokemon for autistic people if you think about it
-exagerated expressions, you will never have a problem trying to guess what he is meaning, unlike some star shaped freak...
-you will never be out of stimuli with a living entertainer that just happen to havr psychic powers!
-he is a mime, he (its actually a big misconception that all mime performances are mute, but most of then are quiet or with the least amount of sound as possible) is probably very quiet!, so no overstimuli
-like the whole teather kid stereotype might suggest, alot of autistic people have theater as their special interest, so what better than a actor pokemon!
@@smore9831 he’s also able to read your mind, meaning that if you’re distressed, he’d be able to know exactly what to do
I always felt like the reason why Pokémon like Mr. Mime and Jynx got so much hate was because the reached the uncanny valley where they look human and animal enough to feel off when referred to as either of those. It's not even like it's furbait either because the human features they do have are near too close to the source material to even consider it animalistic enough
@@natecgames4612 Jynx had it especially bad because her skin was completely black in Gen 1 and that definitely triggered some discussions
Same tbh
"Honestly who wants to own a Wigglytuff?"
I do. Ever since Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky, it's been my favorite member of the line. Its dex entry also says holding one in your arms feels great.
Wigglytuff seems like a fantastic pokemon to hug. It is big. And round. That's all I need
Get earplugs, though. YOOMTAH!
@@AkaiAzul It's cute that you think earplugs will help.
Ya kiddin'? Having one would mean you have to provide it with the most premium of apples, lest you risk unleashing its wrath upon the world!
Until you are trapped by the comfort and your brain refuses to let go
16:35 Congrats on your Anihilape, who’s a pet that’s EVEN WORSE. All that anger that Primape has? That was it holding back.
At the very least, it’s undying fury is now aimed more at the opponents who made it so ungodly furious and not you…
@@dinodude8899it channels it’s rage at those deserving, that’s a step up but still you gotta make sure you don’t cross it
Hey, Hypno don't actively kidnap children! ONE Hypno REPORTEDLY did so ONCE. That's like saying "Well, a rabid labrador retriever once bit a kid and he died as a result, so labs are incrediby dangerous!" or judging sharks as nothing but killing machines thanks to pop culture!
Low tier? Yes, still has a lot of difficult behavior and is a little too smart to make good pet material but does NOT deserve the -10 safety; especially compared to Gengar which DOES in fact commit consistent, horrifying murder as a species, right down to the pre-evolutions!
I'm surprised this reckless misinformation hasn't yet lead to the near extinction of Hypno, seeing as stuff like this actively causes people to hunt and kill wild Hypno en-mass (again, in a similar manner to the false aggression of sharks or wolves in the 1800-early 1900s that caused exactly that, and still do to this day!)
Also hypno would a be good Pokémon for therapist and doctors as they make patients fall alseep. Sure the dream eating would be annoying, but Hypno wouldn’t be that bad. Granted the real bad thing would br you can get trouble for hypno breaking in homes in the night so he/she can eat your neighbors’s dreams
hmmm thats what a hypno would say GET HIM!
@@Meatjar20769 thats exactly what a shark trying to re-aim the hate they gain to hypnos whould say...
GET HIM!
my niece done got bit by a hypno once, never liked em anyway
Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar are all made of lethal poison Gas. Hypno at least has to make the choice to kill you, the entire Gastly line can easily do it entirely without meaning to just by snuggling a little too hard (or licking you in Haunter's case).
“One could fold the other and eat it for breakfast.”
The other is dragonite.
yes that was the joke, congratulations.
Yup
Again Hydriegon.
Without getting into the "fact" of Vaporeon, this is actually my favorite of the eeveelutions with no form of irony or sarcasm. Water is my favorite element, they're efficient enough to not need too much care taking, you don't need a whole swimming pool to keep them alive but it would probably be used more for them to sharpen their swimming and they can be a friendly as long as they are raised properly.
It turns into water and I’ve always worried what would happen if you accidentally drank Vaporeon somehow
Vaporeon reminds me of an otter. Super cute and interesting.
It was my favourite growing up because of how it sparkled in Stadium
@@lindseylindsey9200delicious blue raspberry merfox
I don't "like" vaporeon anymore than anyone else enjoys good art but yeah acid armor and water absorb help it be not only a nice design but a solid fighter
id have to say that owning the literal Pokémon devil as your pet (giratina) has to be high on the “probably not a great idea” list
Or the literal god of death (Yveltal)
Giratina at least has its own dimension so hey all it’s chaos can just be contained there but it’s probably not safe to play fetch with it still
Hydriegon.
Or "a really really good idea for specific uses" list.
.....Giratina isn't evil.
I couldn't stop laughing when he skipped Vaporeon. After the heat Flareon got and the mediocre gloss over Jolteon had, I was curious what he would say about Vaporeon to make it a good pet. Reminded of the meme? Yeah, that's fair.
What meme?
@@peacemaker63604 If you don't know, then you can still enjoy Vaporeon.
@@No_Sleepee you mean Vaporeon rule 34? I found that a few years ago
@@peacemaker63604 If you knew then why the fuck did you ask
@@No_Sleepee I didn't know, your reply gave it away.
As someone who suffers from hayfever, I'm not sure on the grass types having a +5 bonus, allergies to plants/pollens are extremely common and I wouldn't want a Roselia turning my house into a torture land
I think grass is largely for their typical behavior, but yea maybe 4?
Just take allergy pills
@@slyfox7452as someone else with bad allergies, if there’s enough pollen then no amount of medicine is gonna help
When the comparisons come down to "it's gonna make me sneeze alot" and "3 dead, 7 injured" I think grass type having a 5 is okay
@@jayalriik7421 I'm not saying they have to be a 0 but a perfect 5 for the most common allergy in the world, when allergies are an important factor to consider when getting pets seems too generous
I see a lot of people criticizing the typing system and while it's not perfect it's definitely fair given the fact a normal type is less likely to be a walking Geneva violation vs a poison type who may or may not spit mustard gas so even if koffing has a better temperament than say a raticate, raticate still would need to work a little harder to deal serious damage instead of doing it by accident.
Exactly. The fact that this comment currently has just five likes plus mine is ludicrous when you're speaking more sense on that topic than anyone else.
Ironically, though, Alolan Grimer and Alolan Muk are some of the _best_ pets you could have.
Anyone who has read the Pokédex would know that most of these would actually be horrifying in real life.
I mean Pokémon are living weapons, even you docile them on not attacking you, they still could attack people. For example your gengar and hypno made me very sweet to you, but might do there dark shenanigans and you be blame for it.
Yea i learned that from that one guys video on war crimes
Yea and I am concerned for bumbles for his rant on gengar since A chansey would probably not help since gengar could easily just use perish song and leave it at that and b if he were in the pokemon word ranting this likely chansey that it’s mega form would mark him dead since the thing can travel across dimensions
If we had Pokemon in real life, the human population would be extinct within minutes
@@christopherdangelo1292 i think that that was the joke, that chansey would be absolutely /awful/ at protecting you from gengar. it's what the pause before talking about chansey was for, for the audience to go "oh fuck" in realization that... yeah, no, your ass would be killed in an instance-
“He’ll destroy god in a fit of rage” gets me every time 😂
Ah like most fat guys, trust me it a lot of force to move a lot of weight
It was Machamp's line.
" any home invader is going to piss themselves when they see a 285 lbs of muscle barreling toward them at mach 5
For me, it was plastering the Helix Fossil on Big E's face and doing the whole "praise lord helix" thing. Not because of Lord Helix, but because _unexpected Warhammer 40,000._
@@VestedUTubersame
One thing I want to toss into the ring is about fire types. A lot of Pokedex entries talk about the pokemon's temperature, but I think it's imporant to note how well it can control the flames, and if the heat is internal and external. For example, Flareon's flame sac can be extremely hot, but wouldn't it have a way to mediate that heat? I imagine it works similar to something stomach acid. Stomach acid itself is VERY corrosive, but we have a line of mucus around our stomach that keep the acid from... well, melting us from the inside out. For a pokemon like Flareon, it would make a lot of sense if it was a similar case. Not to mention, pokemon like Rapidash can control their flames on what and who to burn. Yes, fire is an incredibly dangerous thing to have for your pet, but I imagine certain fire types won't just burn your house down instantly. And then there's Macargo...
"do you have any volcanoes I can adopt?"
3000F internal, ~1600F external
This is all well and good until your Flareon tries to eat a beetle and throws up, burning your house and the neighborhood down.
Did you know flareon is the cuddliest eeveelution
Ash gets BLASTED by moltress's flame and didn't get hurt at all so I'd imagine it would be at least safe on that front
Former Seadra owner here! When my Horsea evolved, I didn't know what to think. The mention of poisonous spines surprised me, if only because I've handled those spikes barehanded before. Guess that solves where all that numbness come from!
Something to note about caring Seadra is to frequently visit large, open bodies of water (lakes, beaches, etc.), especially if one is near a coral reef. They tend to sleep in these places easily, and once it wakes up, it'll likely return to you refreshed and reinvigorated. Something to note about feeding Seadra, too; if you see it have its food stuck in its mouth, _it's not choking!_ Seadra swallows food whole, more often than not, and it can suck in food larger than the opening of its mouth with ease! So don't worry too much about dicing up treats for your Seadra.
Hope this helps, Mr. McFumbles!
Oh thanks for this comment. I've been taking care of this Seadra for a friend. Thankfully the numbness isn't fatal. I only just heard that the poisonous spikes were a thing thanks to this video and knowing you're still alive makes me happy.
My friend's Seadra likes me too much now though cause I always take it on a swim by the nearby docks and have it feed on all the Krabby and Kingler there. It's like he has a feast every day. How do I make it lose it's attachment to me? I mean I love it but so does my friend...
@@odwrksboxedtrash3730 Personally, I'd never want to break a bond between person and Pokemon. If possible, maybe your friend could start taking your place on those trips?
I know it can seem disheartening if your Pokemon seems to like someone other than you, but what your friend should remember is that they're the Seadra's original trainer. Even if it acts a bit moody, that's how Seadra can be sometimes. I'm sure it loves them just as much as it loves you!
@@ConnorTheUndying I'll try my best to get my friend to come to my place for those trips to the docks. I don't want to ruin my friend's bond with this cool Pokemon. By the way, I found this cool scale stuck on one of Seadra's spines. It found it during a two hour swim in the sea while I was fishing for Magikarps and Krabby. Is it harmful? Should I take it away? Seadra seems to like it and gets a little sad when I try to take it off.
@@odwrksboxedtrash3730 That might be a Dragon Scale! The item is important for a Seadra's life cycle. In the wild, Seadra who find a Dragon Scale tend to become leaders of their school, before eventually evolving into a Kingdra. In the hands of a trainer, it allows them to evolve through trading with another person!
@@ConnorTheUndying Will just handing over the pokeball with Seadra allow it to evolve then? Maybe this will finally reshape the bond between the original trainer and Seadra. I really hope Seadra enjoys their newfound strength once it foes evolve.
"La, and I mean this next part, Di Dah" is unironically my favourite quote from this channel, I don't know why it just gets me every time
This was absolutely incredible. You have an amazing sense of humor and were hilarious throughout the whole hour long video on a fun and interesting idea. I have never seen one of your videos before but I am subscribing to you right now because of just how enjoyable this was and I really hope you do videos on the other generations.
The only criticism I have is that giving points based on a Pokémon’s types can be unfair sometimes. Although it doesn’t really matter too much since the video isn’t trying to cover the topic *too* seriously, some Pokémon can be wrongly punished despite all other evidence or, as you even commented on yourself, game the system into being placed higher. “Yeah, it does seem to be the absolute perfect pet, but it *is* a Psychic type, so it only gets a 23/25” or “It will absolutely tear you limb from limb and cannot be stopped, but it *is* a Normal type and also doesn’t require too much food or space, so 10/25 points.” I did appreciate that you were willing to break the system for Gengar and Hypno though.
Instead of typing, Pokémon should be judged by their physical anatomy.
Reduce points for things like spikes, horns, poisonous gas surrounding its body that can suffocate you to death, literally anything that would cause harm to you if you touch it. Like Magcargo's flaming body, the Raichu line's electric cheeks and a competitive Pokémon player's overinflated ego.
Yeah. Rapidash's flames do not hurt you if it trusts you.
frankly keeping a psyduck unevolved because everyone likes it more than its evolution sounds like one things you see tiktokers and instagram accounts do only to find out eventually that this is actually animal abuse as you're just keeping the thing in constant stress and pain indefinitely because it's trendier and more popular like that. its like the equivalent of trancing a bunny, but worse
"Don't lie, you didn't remember it" but i did. Venomoth is one of my favorites in Gen 1.
Wigglytuff would actually be a BAD pet because it's fur is so fluffy that, if you accidentally brush up against it, you'll never be able to stop petting it. imagine taking a nap and waking up to find that your wigglytuff wanted a nap on your stomach. suddenly, you no longer have the ability to move, all you can do is sit there and pet it until you die.
That is a death I will gladly accept!!
@@unfortunateimperial6019 I'd also like to take this moment to point out that wigglytuff is a predator. it has forward facing eyes
@@ShackleYT ok… what on EARTH does it hunt?
@@Aaa-vp6ug that's what should scare you. we don't know. but my best guess is humans.
@@ShackleYT I’d say dragons
A "savage" thunderstorm, by the way, is usually used to describe a storm where the wind is blowing the rain sideways, and all the extra friction has lightning coming down four dozen times a second.
“Fat little dough balls that just wanted hugs and ketchup” lmao
So the Pokémon that turns out to be the best pet is basically a Tamagotchi? That really says a lot about us as a society.
Even better - the best Pokémon that would be a per is … Pokémon. Digital creatures that you love and care for, go on adventures, etc. Very meta 😊
Polywrath's entry being alliteration was hilarious
All the alliteration added an allure.
(My vocabulary is not good enough to extend that sentence)
@ an assistance to advertise the appeal of the animal.
@ Poliwrath’s personality prevents perfect pet quality perpetually.
You're gonna have to revise primapes entry when you get to scarlet/violet, cuz that dead monkey is now a ghostly monk who is now REALLY pissed off that you forgot to feed him... But then remembers that he needs you to pay the rent and just decides tea will be fine and that he can do it himself. Hell he might decide to help out and open a ghostly dojo, who can tell?
If there's one thing I can say about this list (aside from loving it and instantly knowing where the style of rating came from because I love those videos as well) it's this:
This whole thing has given me the idea of...Like, a comic or something of just some rando trainer talking about what it's like to have Pokemon who are just as smart as, if not smarter than you, as pets.
"Yeah, it's...Not quite like owning something like a Zigzagoon or whatever. It's more like...Getting a roommate, oooor hiring a butler or something; saying that they're low maintenance is almost an exaggeration. Y'know, you take them out to help you get groceries and all that, and after enough times you can just leave 'em to it with a list and a spare wallet full of cash or even a debit card. Hell, sometimes I even get a message from my bank about a weird transaction that happened near midnight while I was sleeping, and it turns out it's just ol' Alla sneaking out and buying a late night bag of snacks from a gas station."
Theres a tumblr comic series of someone doing this-specifically with grass type and talking about how to take care of them. I cant remember the username though
Damn, I literally had the exact same reaction.
@@mitkitty I hope you do and if you do, please share it. That sounds lovely.
"hello, ×××× × ×××××××, we noticed that there are transactions recorded on your debit card that should not be there, is your bank account secure?"
"Oh yeah, that's just my pet omniscient psychic roommate Alakazam buying groceries for the both of us, he's amazing with finances."
"... I'm sorry...what?"
"I said that's Alakazam buying groceries."
"..."
“The pet and owner dynamic gets really messed up when your dog can pick you up”
I dunno that sounds fun to me
Adopt a furry then. Do it. You said it sounds fun.
I'll drink to that ♡♡
@@CHILLIN2540 I'm pretty sure the OP was thinking 'Clifford the Big Red Dog', and even if they weren't, a bipedal dog wouldn't be too bad. Weird looking, but mostly fine.
@@CHILLIN2540 WTF
Well I hope you think getting tossed halfway across the damn planet is also fun :)
One thing I think is overlooked is how the Pokémon can control their dangerous parts. Like sharpedo to Brock not rubbing him with their roughy skin, and ash riding on a ponyta and not burning after they trusted him
And I know that it was only done to make the video much shorter and easier, but Pokemon can actively control whether or not they evolve and there are a lot of earlier-stage pokemon that would make better pets than their final-stage forms. That's even acknowledged in this video by the fact that Meowth and Psyduck were analyzed over their evolved forms of Persian and Golduck.
Fun fact about why cutiefly and butterfree are rivals, to my knowledge cutiefly Is based off of a Fairy fly, which is actually a small breed of wasp known for laying their EGGS in butterfly larvae aka caterpillars, which then kills them during pupation by drinking up all of their fluids... Ew... So yeah I believe that's the reason they're considered rival pokemon, as wasps and butterflies are often in direct opposition in the struggle for survival
What bitter irony that the top pet Pokemon is also the one that got blamed for a real life seizure. It wasn't even the one who set off the flashing lights.
Hey guys, did you know…
that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Hey guys, did you know...
Magmar is the least huggable pokemon? Not only is it stupid, its also a god damn fire duck that looks like it heard the screams of the damned!
The good ending:
That’s good to hear! I’ve always loved Flareon’s design, so it’s nice that it’s putting all that fluff to use.
24:42 Dwarf hamsters are actually like this. They murder eachother in cold blood if they even see a glimspe of oneanother. No, not even relations by blood will stop the bloodlust
BM: "Chansey has More... Companion cualities"
Narrador: at that moment Bumbles McFumbles felt the real terror
Narrator: I’m going to end the whole man’s career
That spelling of qualities makes me want to kick a koala in the nuts.
honestly i still don't know what he meant by that
@@flaco3462it can be twisted to mean "companion" in the same way Gardevoir or Vaporeon are considered "companions" by messed up individuals
@@CardGameAcolyte "gardevoir and vaporeon"
""""messed up individuals"""
dude gardevoir is one of the most human looking and most popular pokemon companion women and vaporeon ISN'T EVEN THAT POPULAR COMPARED TO THE OTHER EEVEES
ITS JUST A SHITTY COPYPASTA PEOPLE KEEP REPEATING
but seriously you can think of plenty of weirder choices than the most basic ones
Love how porygon being the number one drives home the point of keeping pokemon as virtual pets, and not real pets
Another thing to note about Nidoqueen: No need to pay a vet for her to be spayed, she's naturally sterile. A nice plus in the upkeep category, especially compared to Nidoking which I'd expect to become a downright ill-tempered prick in _that_ season if you don't get him fixed.
Double bonus, that also means you dont have to spray him, just...
Give them some personal space
You really are just getting Nidoqueen to take care of Nidoking for you
Certainly hoping Absol gets a good score once we get to Hoenn.
38:30 Also, excellent taste in dinosaurs, Bumbles.
Absol I think would a pretty good pet, not only it pretty chill by Pokémon standards, but it can warn you about natural dangers way before weather reports
But it's dark type won't do it any favors.
It'll probably do fine in everything except typing and maybe it having an incredibly long life span being a knock against it
@@Noctis-fr3uc To be fair, it's dark type doesn't actually have to do with it, but rather just rumours about what it represents.
@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 Yeah, but we all saw how far typing can affect a pokemon on this list, Raticate scored relatively high but it's clear how horrible of a pet they would be.
According to Builbapedia, Nidoking gets it's inspiration from the following: Nidoking was created with a Kaiju monster motif. Physically, it appears to share traits of rhinoceroses, gorillas, rabbits, and porcupines.
Round of applause for the Poliwrath section, your abilities of alliteration are absolutely astounding.
I genuinely didn't expect either number 1 spot, mostly because I can't care to remember either one, but I guess they make sense. Also at least 7 more of these video in the future? Hell yea!
Yeah, I totally get the magikarp/gyarados exception. They're just that wildly different that having one as a pet but not the other would totally be a thing.
That potshot at Raichu should qualify as a war crime
Arcanine seems pretty good for me. Even though it's really big, if you just have a big open space at home it could actually be a really great pet. Also a good replacement for a car considering extreme speed and we see people riding them.
Crustle sounds good to me while it has the same problems as arcanine because of size Crustle can take you on very slow walks but still walks.
I mean, ash the 10 year old can ride an arcanine. Im not sure about most fully grown adults.
Hello soul knight player
Still a six foot tall dog, but that’s not much of an issue if you got the space for them. Plus Arcanine’s type makes it good for warm hugs, assuming it’s not TOO hot.
Same goes for Flareon, and not saying that just from my bias towards it. It can turn down the temperature in it’s flame sac, despite the fact that the dex doesn’t shut up about it. Plus it’s a much better size, so it’s much better in most aspects.
@@kingnewgameplus6483 a good saddle and keeping up with its strength training ought do it
OR
you could affic a cart to it( look up dog carts people in the olden days used to deliver milk that way)
tho i expect your doggo cant go at the same speed as it can alone or with you on the saddle of it has a cart affixed
I love with all my soul the fact that we have FREE access to a fucking hour-long lecture about this specific topic.
Slowpoke is just a guy who's perpetually stoned and I love it
Raticate is basically the equivalent of inviting a pregnant stray cat into your home, minus biting your hand all the way off part.
I would hundred percent adopt an Arcanine.
Reason: he's a big fluffy zoomy boy, and he will probably cuddle you if you are ever sad or cold
That's all true about Arcanine, but it's also kinda large. You'd need a big house or plenty of open outdoor space.
@@gengarzilla1685 Worth it
The only thing wrong with an arcanine is that it might accidently smother you with its affection due to its size and fluff. But, hey you also can get a pretty quick ride if you hop on its back and it trusts you enough.
@@ASnowWhiteAvali2006 I see no downside to this
16:25 And believe it or not, thanks to Scarlet and Violet, Primape dying is possibly the better of the two outcomes.
Would YOU want a god-killing ghost monkey fueled by transcedent rage?
Personally, I think that the fairy type should only be a +4.
Yes, You've got the "Fairy tail fairies", Cute creatures that enjoy nature and life in general. But then you've got the "Fae-Folk" side to them.
You've got Impidimp that acts like a nuisance in order to feed off your annoyance, Sylveon who uses it's flesh ribbons to draw in pray before it grabs them and (Presumably) Strangles the life out of them, And Hatterene That will beat you to an inch of your life if you show any form of emotion.
Not to mention Mimikyu literally gives you an incurable and fatal disease if you see what it actually looks like
And mimikyu if you looked underneath it's cloth you just flat out died
Not to mention the theory that the Fairy types that look like food (Alcreamie, Slurpuff, etc) look like that so they can prey upon children.
It's not really a problem for this generation since all its Fairy types are indeed docile or at least not hostile. You aren't gonna see "that sort" of Fairy type until Mawile and even then they're no Hatterene.
In summation, you're critiquing much too early. Save it for the third generation.
@@gengarzilla1685 That's just moving the goalposts. If you're going to have a definitive classification as to how good a Pokémon would be as a pet, The categories that give us the end result need to be concreate, Not reconsidered from generation to generation.
Hypno isn't the only Pokemon that falls under the "Pokemon that will kidnap you" list. Drifloon and Cofagrigus are also on that list. With Drifloon, if Drifloon catches your kids, you'll find them buried underneath rocks at your local cemetery the next day. As for Cofagrigus, just give that thing your girlfriend or an anime body pillow or whatever and she'll immediately become a DeviantART post!
Preferably your Ex-Girlfriend
You mean Drifloin would kidnap kids if it wasn’t constantly being pulled around by them. Unless you have a particularly light child they are fine. Drifblim on the other hand.
This was fun! Tackling it one Generation at a time is a good plan, and I kinda hope to see this become a mini series. I have learned a lot about Pokemon in this video, so if nothing else, do it for the education for yourself and your audience. Also, don't worry, we won't ask you to do the Poke-Rap again, even though they did technically have Poke-raps for Johto & Hoenn that didn't really hit in the main episodes like the OG one did. We're impressed with your skill.
Well it’s been 6 months so I wanna hope this becomes a mini series
Honestly, the worst part of having a pet arcanine would be how much food it probably consumes. Since it’s a giant dog, it’ll likely require a ton of dog food. When I had two poodles, a 20lb bag of kibble would last us at least a month or two. In contrast, I’d be surprised if that same 20lb kibble bag would last a week with arcanine
I feel like Arbok isn't that bad of a pet, considering there are snake enthusiasts that keep pythons and other breeds. Plus, they don't get fed every day. They're pretty content for a while because it takes longer for them to digest their food. Especially depending on the size of the meal.
I will say not everyone can handle a snake, so fair enough on its ranking. Just like not everyone could have a pet spider, because of their own specific needs. But it is doable.
The difference is real world snakes don't form vendetta's or desire vengeance, Arbok do.
@@jarredroberts8825 You're referring to the one pokedex entry, right? "With a very vengeful nature, it won't give up the chase, no matter how far, once it targets its prey." To be fair, Silver/Soul Silver is the only game that really mentions that. And in comparison to the other dex entries that talk about coil strength, its venom, and the different regions having different markings, it feels very much like the author of that note anthropomorphizing Arbok's actions. More so than being fact, I mean. You can find observation bias in studies all the time.
[[You also have the anime with Jessie's arbok making comments about 'no bad pokemon, only bad masters', as well as the fact in the anime Arbok sometimes refused to attack opponents because of something kind the pokemon had done earlier for them. But I understand some people not wanting to treat the show as factual to the game world, and won't say that's definitive proof.]]
Most of the snake breeds people keep as pets aren't venomous though. Arbok is a king cobra on steroids. One bite and you're done forever.
@@danielquinlan2457 Except we know that's not true within the world of pokemon. We see poison type pokemon bite all the time and their victims recover. Heck, within the games themselves the power of friendship can make a pokemon go 'nono, I'm better now'.
For the sake of being fair let's say that an arbok bite is pretty nasty. They also have pokemon centers which heal said bites easily. So if for whatever reason an arbok attacked its trainer I think you'd be okay. Making it as bad as the time I had to go to the ER because my cat got scared and bit right through my hand. More preventive care than anything else.
You seem to assume humans have the same endurance and constitution as Pokémon. This isn't the anime, you can get killed if your Arbok thinks you'd be a good meal. Just get a different snake that doesn't have such dangerous poison or such glaring personality issues.
Oh ouch 😂, my Golduck, Raichu, and Wigglytuff are crying watching this. But we loved your commentaries on my Meowth, and this lovely Golbat latched onto my wrist ❤
I’m betting on Yvetal considering how it’s literally a giant bacon bird that eradicates all life when it dies so it can come back to life
He's taking about exclusively Kanto Pokemon
Sure, but as long as it doesn't die, you're fine - now something like Magcargo on the other hand, you can't even get close to without instantly immolating, instead...
@@asuratakehaya6884 I know but I meant worst overall.
@@Mr._Ultracool true but how do you prevent something from dying?
Which makes the MC of Pokémon x and y more badass if they not make y stall as a docile pet, but not make it reap souls
YES to gen 7 dex! Every other generation cycles through 2-3 standard entries. Alola, usually the moon games, will be blunt and won't hesitate to call out the reader or professor. Like Geodude's "A scholar with too much free time once counted a hundred of them along a single route." or Machoke's "A popular motif for sculptures, its incredibly well-developed muscles have captured the imagination of many an artist."
Yeah, “Muscles”
Did they just refrence pornography?
The machamp thing really got me thinking. If someone broke in and shot my machamp how would he feel after? And then I realized he's supposed to sit still in front of a giant fireball the temperature of the sun and then just walk it off and is expected to punch the literal lava snail in retaliation
You should take into account that evolution level and age are not the same thing. There's a reason Treecko isn't considered a Baby Pokémon but Toxel is one, and it's because a Treecko could easily grow old and die of old age without ever becoming a Grovyle.
EDIT: Never mind, there's a fair few for which you already did.
EDIT TWO: Quit conflating "continuity" with "canon". How did Matthew "The Grinch Has A Heart Disease" Patthew get this right but y'all didn't?
That’s anime, the games tend to imply that without human interference, they evolve as they grow older.
@@Zek3nator even still in the anime Pokémon do evolve in the wild
The whole bulbasaur garden for example,it’s highly likely that both are canon in somewhat form in all canons
@@Zek3nator may I show you wartortles Pokédex entries which says stuff like it is said to live up to 10,000 years and that it’s tail is a sign of longevity I know there is more Pokémon but that’s the only one I remember that shows that
@@Zek3nator considering this is for pets him ignoring the existance of everstones is pretty dissapointing
@@Zek3nator
It depends entirely on the Pokemon. Anything that requires outside forces, like Elemental Stones or human intervention, is not a natural evolution. Those can easily live out life in their base forms.
Absolutely incredible. Really can’t wait for when we just go off the deep end with alola if we ever get that far.
if this is how he reacted to jinx, he's gonna have aneurysm when he gets to tsareena.
@@Rockman9830 hey didn't gen 5 have a goth girl who steal kids in the middle of the night and takes into fields
This has opened my eyes to the concept of owning a Porygon, the ease of care, notable lack of poisonous elements, and aside from all that Porygon can provide companionship in all aspects of my day to day life. As a digital being It can join me anywhere through use of the Pokewalker (or the like), and It can even partake in my digital Pokemon adventures along with any of those dangerous real ones that I won't be going on.
Your Porygon will never have to be excluded, you' know, so long as you choose to forgo the card game and all forms of tabletop entertainment that is (It gets possessive when you partake in those sorts of things).
At least in some cases with evo items you probably don't worry about them reaching their most dangerous stages. A Nidorino is probably easier to care for than a Nidoking, just be careful about him digging up the whole lawn looking for moonstone.
Even then, Nidorina is calmer. The male evolved forms just can't catch a break here.
This is also a great case for Growlithe & Vulpix, especially. Why evolve them to a form where they're too big for you to house or much more ill-tempered/vengeful, if you don't need to?
@@thesunwillneverset Vulpix would make an amazing pet.
@@shorewall 100% agree
4:17
"grass/fairies being absolutely lovely"
Uh, Bumbles. The following is some of the dex entries for the few pokemon that are grass/fairy types and are either fully evolved or can't evolve:
Whimsicott: "Riding whirlwinds, they appear. These Pokémon sneak through gaps into houses and cause all sorts of mischief." "This nuisance sneaks into people's homes, where it hides important things and scatters cotton all over the place." "As long as this Pokémon bathes in sunlight, its cotton keeps growing. If too much cotton fluff builds up, Whimsicott tears it off and scatters it."
So Whimsicott is a mischievous pokemon that will likely hide your car keys whilst shedding all over the place.
Shiinotic: "Forests where Shiinotic live are treacherous to enter at night. People confused by its strange lights can never find their way home again." "It emits flickering spores that cause drowsiness. When its prey succumb to sleep, this Pokémon feeds on them by sucking in their energy." "Its flickering spores lure in prey and put them to sleep. Once this Pokémon has its prey snoozing, it drains their vitality with its fingertips."
So basically its nocturnal meaning it'll probably keep you up at night.... or just drain your vitality while you're sleeping.
Tapu Bulu: "Although it's called a guardian deity, it's violent enough to crush anyone it sees as an enemy." "The guardian deity of Ula'ula is a lazy Pokémon. It commands plants to immobilize its foes and then deals them a savage blow with its horns."
A literal god/guardian deity that canonically can and will destroy whole buildings. Literally, there's a destroyed supermarket in Sun/Moon and Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon that was destroyed by Tapu Bulu. Meaning you likely can't own it as a pet without some insanely good lawyers and insurance.
Those three are _definitely_ taking point hits to Behaviour, with Shiinotic and Bulu also being penalised on Safety.
Whimsicott tem o tipo fada como representação de uma criatura folclórica , caso o Saci
Whimsicott tem o tipo fada como representação de uma criatura folclórica , caso o Saci
Whimsicott tem o tipo fada como representação de uma criatura folclórica , caso o Saci
Whimsicott tem o tipo fada como representação de uma criatura folclórica , caso o Saci
for YEARS ive been saying jigglypuff is an awesome pet for people who have trouble falling asleep and i feel vindication in this chillis tonight
I actually can't wait for you to get to Gardevoir as the most I see you knocking it down for is being a safety hazard with it's black hole defense system and it being more like a roommate then a pet.
That is unless he glosses over its dex just like Jynx and Vaporeon.
@@No_Sleepee fair, but hopefully not.
That and having one as pet, you risk isolating everyone you know and love, only to have them replaced by people you will never leave it alone with for its own safety.
True, but in terms of behavior it's one of the best. This a Pokemon who is stated to give it's life for it's trainer. So it's basically a nurturing bodyguard. Yeah I don't think people looking for a Gardevoir are looking for a pet so... It's a great one to me but clearly no one will get one to make it a pet.
@@murasaika2776lopunny will probably meet the same fate
By the way regarding Tauros in gen 1, there are really good arguments for Chansey and Snorlax being better than it; it's by no means unarguably number 1. Of course you'd never drop Tauros (or Lax or Chansey) off your team and always runs all 3, but still.
I love the fact that all three are Top 3, and that, like you said, you could honestly argue that a different member of that trio should be Top 1 at any given moment, and not look like an idiot
I think it's fair to call Tauros king in gen 1 one because look at what they did to MY BOY in later gens.
Snorlax gets gen 2 (and also gets walled by Porygon in gen 1), and blissy's literally always viable.
Let him have this.
It's all he has left.
I mean, almost all pros agree that Chansey is unarguably 3rd best, the top 1 is contested between Sorlax and Tauros altho Tauros is commonly favored
You sound like you don't play the format
@@terraSpark902 Do you..? Snorlax is an incredibly important midgame opener. Yes Tauros is easily the best revenge killer in the tier but it does not define games nearly as much as Snorlax does
The absolute funniest part in this video for me was Machamp mores specifically the “House intruders will start pissing their pants when they see a 7ft tall mountain of pure unadulterated MUSCLE barrowling at them at mach 10” it just killed me and when I showed it to my sibling who was in the same room as me when I was watching it they also thought it was funny as well
I think the typing category is really doing less than nothing here. Most of the downsides are covered under safety and I don't really see much in the way of upsides. But that niggling problem aside fantastic list, I got my fair share of chuckles.
Some Pokémon aren't listed as dangerous in the Pokédex but probably would be due to the types and abilities it has. I do agree that it could feasibly be combined with safety though. Or that at least, the typing category should instead be based on what moves it can use, not what its core types are. German Shepherds and Yorkies are both just normal dogs but one is large and powerful enough to kill you if you don't take good care of it.
@@AstaryuuGaming Almost every Pokémon (except Magikarp and Caterpie and a couple others) is dangerous is my issue. Poison for instance gets a low rank however many Poison Pokémon in later generations are actually venomous so they aren't dangerous unless they attack you, which could be applied to many Pokémon. Porygon could hit you with a Psybeam if they wanted to attack you. Tons of Normal type Pokémon learn things like Flamethrower, Thunderbolt, Toxic, etc... A Pokémon typing has nothing to do with how dangerous they are.
I’d definitely replace the “typing” category with an “other” category that can range from 5 to -5 based on them either being extremely beneficial or extremely hostile, dangerous, or inconvenient
@@tinkerer3399 Yeah I kinda called bull on typing because many normal pokemon can kill you if they wanted , while many dark and posion type can pretty chill.
You say that like many Poison types aren't walking automatic healthcode violations regardless of their pleasant personality. i wouldn't have a Muk pet even if it's the most well-behaved creature on the planet. Some types really are just blatantly more dangerous to have on a pet than others.
You have such uniquely funny videos. I'm can't wait for the rest of this series- hearing you explain how my favorite pokemon will all 100% murder me is going to be fun (except for Skitty. It's even more literally just a cat than Meowth; that's why I want one).
I really hate that it’s become legitimately hard to *acknowledge* Vaporeon without someone mentioning you-know-what
Edit: *Let’s gooo* we got 151
God yeah, it’s like the Pokémon fandom’s equivalent of an among us meme. We get it, the same joke isn’t as funny the 500 millionth time
Though, this is of course implying the copypasta was EVER funny
That's what happens when you have 12 year old fans 🤷
@@lazyladytired just like the Pot of Greed joke from Yugioh fans
@@PitterPomCB I suppose it’s schadenfreude.
This is a bit random, but I had an idea pop into my head for a video that might get a view or two: “Which Ace Attorney lawyer/prosecutor has committed the most law based crimes?”. It could be fun to just rattle through the cast and see how bad they are at their jobs. Loved the video btw
Manfred von Karma or Blaise Debeste joins the ranks of Aran Ryan, Pyro, and Hypno in the worst of the lists.
just as long as we remember ace attorney is based on a Japanese law and not American law
I want to see him call out Edgeworth's infamous "updated autopy report" moment.
@@off-the-grounder568I love how we are making a league of villain in the RMFCU
the Von Karmas would dominate the top spots
"Those dogs are bred to run across a stick. La, and I mean this next part, di da."
had me HOWLING, it should be illegal to have writing this good
29:51 for only one who has absolutely no idea what this was about. I think it may be a reference to Lord helix meme in the Pokémon fandom where Omanyte because if it’s evolution vastly changing and the references in another games made it essentially into an Internet god
@@jasondobbins9735 ITS JASON
I would honestly prefer a Raichu vs a Pikachu. They're the size of a medium-large dog and have a better control of its electricity than Pikachu do even if theirs is more dangerous
i’ve recently beaten no more heroes for the first time, so as a result i’ve come to the realisation your thumbnails and transitions aren’t entirely stupid
To be honest, having a clefariy as a pet/companion would be nice, but I don’t think any landlord would permit that.
Gardevoir is a completely valid pick for best Pokemon to have as a pet.
They are extremely loyal and would even give their life to protect their trainer.
It's like if a guard dog was given psychic powers.
I think I'll stick with Mr. Mime. Black holes are just messy and downright excessive.
You could probably train it to not summon any black holes.
Yeaaaa, having a gardevoir as a pet is an equivalent of having a roommate who’s secretly psychic, and that’s gonna get you some rock eyebrow raise
It'd probably only use a black hole as a last resort.
Also it’s the embrace Pokémon so it loves hugs!
I wouldn't call Fairy a safe type to keep as a pet, especially with how Hatterene they can get.
Never trust the fae
I mean most fairy types are relatively nice, with the exception of Grimnsnarl. Man Galar made all the fairy types dicks
It really does depend on the species. Nobody would say that Clefable poses a risk to your health just because it's a Fairy type, that's utterly nuts. Shiinotic though, all bets are off on that one.
Meh fairies in myth tend to be evil little trolls more along the lines of imps
Gardivor is a fairy type and she would litterally summon a black hole to protect you, as well as being a great emotional support pokemon
I love the description of Wheezing as "three tumors trying their best."
Porygon's only crime is causing seizures that one time, and that wasn't even his fault!