Onision: This Is Why I Hate You, Book Review (1 of 4)

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  • @Repzion
    @Repzion  3 ปีที่แล้ว +674

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    • @ShadowINC
      @ShadowINC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How are you here an hour early

    • @wintermoon7003
      @wintermoon7003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ShadowINC maybe its for the early people? Thats my guess at least

    • @jellerz123
      @jellerz123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just want to say thank you for exposing these pedophiles. You sure are a hero

    • @maxepstein5656
      @maxepstein5656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for such an entertaining video. I feel bad for your eyes.

    • @DawnMeow
      @DawnMeow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It may be easier to slug thru them on an audiobook with the speed increased. Bet you could burn thru one in a few hours or less

  • @maxhusa6872
    @maxhusa6872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    The worst part... When Repzion reads it's as if he is exaggerating the words. But this is probably how Onision sounded in his head writing this garbage 😂

    • @L3GHO5T
      @L3GHO5T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      With out a doubt

    • @Alyssamariem3
      @Alyssamariem3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Honestly Onision probably dictates to himself as he’s typing

    • @BabvBlues
      @BabvBlues 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂

    • @snrkybrd
      @snrkybrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      rep ends up adding a lot of words to make it easier to understand.

    • @kittyluca7789
      @kittyluca7789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally

  • @hhhemlock
    @hhhemlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

    This man’s obsession with the phrase “impregnate” is extremely alarming.

    • @zeuna
      @zeuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I don't appreciate the fetishizing of the otherwise beautiful thing of bearing an offspring. Reminds me of how some folks fetishize gay or trans ⚧ people or Asian people and so on.
      There's reverence and there's being a stupid fetishist, you know?

    • @CartersRemasters
      @CartersRemasters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Let’s not kink shame, there is zero thing alarming with having a “breeding” kink, it’s a somewhat popular kink.

    • @CommissarMitch
      @CommissarMitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@CartersRemasters While it is true one should not kink shame...
      This is Greg we are talking about.
      Him as a father has shown it would not really work.

    • @CartersRemasters
      @CartersRemasters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@CommissarMitch his actions are alarming, his kink alone is not alarming

    • @haldouglas4773
      @haldouglas4773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Carter Shoaps the fact he uses it when speaking about underage girls is alarming. especially when he talks about it WITH his female toddler in the room.

  • @chiefzombie9184
    @chiefzombie9184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Greg in this book: "Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way"
    EDIT: guys I can’t take credit for this joke it was Strange Aeons who said it first not me

    • @HistoryRogue95
      @HistoryRogue95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ebony doesn't deserve this

    • @cheeto.burrito
      @cheeto.burrito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My name is Gregory Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

    • @thatnerdinclass3696
      @thatnerdinclass3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't come for Enoby like this

    • @PACMANnot
      @PACMANnot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How dare you insult Enoby like that!

    • @jackalope_butchery
      @jackalope_butchery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      'I started to cry tears of blood.'

  • @renegadehill9165
    @renegadehill9165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    As an actual writer, I was ANGRY hearing that interaction between him and his former patron. Like, writers rely on feedback. To assume you’re so good at writing you don’t need to edit and rewrite, means you’re not a good writer.

    • @robertlauncher
      @robertlauncher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Also a writer. I have a friend who’s way more experienced in the field than me. You’d better bet when they said we could give feedback on each other’s excerpts, I took the offer and appreciate it every day.
      This sentence has an error? Thank you very much. This concept is too cliché and needs spicing up? I’m on it. The dialogue here needs a few cuts? Sure thing!

    • @sweethistortea
      @sweethistortea ปีที่แล้ว

      It hurts me how immature he acts when people say how OnionBoy can’t figure out basic Grade Three Grammar.

  • @buppington
    @buppington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Love how he demonizes women who are clearly out of his league.

    • @hollytru
      @hollytru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      its so gross

    • @Junipire
      @Junipire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That’s “real life” to him, which is not sad, it’s pathetic.

    • @Junipire
      @Junipire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He has the mentality and personality of an Incel

    • @RevolverJ98
      @RevolverJ98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      AKA 99.9% of women.

    • @hedge92
      @hedge92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think the term is "incel."

  • @RinaRanThatWay
    @RinaRanThatWay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2403

    I've read a book without page numbers, its called a children's book.

    • @aliway4136
      @aliway4136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Actually I think Most kids books have page numbers. Even 3 yr olds are smarter than Onision!!

    • @fujoshii_x
      @fujoshii_x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@aliway4136 my kid ain't reading this shit

    • @Raherin
      @Raherin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Even most children books have page numbers! I can't remember the last time I saw any book without page numbers.

    • @SuperSara924
      @SuperSara924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I’ve read graphic novels and manga where not every page is numbered, but they have the reason of the illustrations taking up space

    • @pretzelmaker3122
      @pretzelmaker3122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I have many books on my kid's shelf that don't have page numbers. That said, Onision is clearly immature and attempting to gain more interest by being "different". Seems like he never left high school.

  • @CazuhLynn
    @CazuhLynn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "I always tried to be a gentleman around women."
    Arthur, the same guy who earlier got angry at his girlfriend for not ditching her "loser idiot friends", so he walked away flipping her off.
    Yeah, real classy, "Arthur"

  • @BabvBlues
    @BabvBlues 3 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    He is so predictable

    • @Enki1013
      @Enki1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ...and boring. His cringey shock value fails also exposes just how talentless and mediocre he truly is.

    • @RevolverJ98
      @RevolverJ98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Enki1013 every onision book in a nutshell:
      dad bad, religion bad, dad bad, guns bad, dad bad, gary stu, religious dad bad, army bad, basically everything bad and I'm the second coming of Jesus. Also, dad bad.

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RevolverJ98 Except the third one.
      The third one wasn´t the second coming of Jesus, it was straight up "I murder god and am god now".

    • @janexerikus8021
      @janexerikus8021 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And so are you Universal sumthing sumthing sumthing...... Hobo. Funny name btw 😃 👍

    • @tallymark1222
      @tallymark1222 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@janexerikus8021 i know you are not trying to defend onision rn-

  • @psychoticrogue8580
    @psychoticrogue8580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    onision is the reason why girls have to cover their shoulders in school and are scared to go out at night

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It´s actually infinitely fucking sad that a father practically NEEDS to worry about their daughter getting kidnapped and/or raped whenever she´s out of sight nowadays.
      When the phrase "I hope I never get a daughter" becomes common in society, and it´s not from some stupid sexist, then humanity really has a problem.

    • @audri1273
      @audri1273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DerVasto it does have a lot to do with sexism most of the time though. I agree with the rest of your comment but under a post of any girl being remotely sexual are the comments about not wanting daughters and slut shaming her.

    • @user-tx9eg4tc8o
      @user-tx9eg4tc8o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DerVasto i never thought of that phrase like that,maybe bc i think i only heard it once. You're so right and the saddest thing is that there will always be ppl like that

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@audri1273 That´s not the context I was going for. More like "the only way I can be sure to protect my daughter nowadays is to never have one to begin with".

  • @MidTennPews
    @MidTennPews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    Hey Oni, just because you're a clown doesn't mean that you're the Joker.

    • @Samuel-ku1qb
      @Samuel-ku1qb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Closer to Pennywise at this point. Just less entertaining.

    • @MidTennPews
      @MidTennPews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Samuel-ku1qb yeah but Pennywise doesnt groom minors and write shitty books.

    • @Doctorolivercook
      @Doctorolivercook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not a clown, my son. That's a basket case that escaped the insane asylum.

    • @deathcrew27
      @deathcrew27 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BOOOOOOOOM 💣💥⚰️

    • @juliar332
      @juliar332 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Doctorolivercook So maybe he is like the joker then? 😂

  • @Checkers1993ify
    @Checkers1993ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    RE: The nihilism comments.
    I remember being a somewhat nihilistic teenager as well. What Onision failed to realise when writing "This Is Why I Hate You" is that this cringe-level nihilism doesn't make for a compelling character. Something has to matter, at least to the protagonist, because otherwise they're just a boring person telling a boring story. If the character doesn't care, nobody else should either.

    • @MePatra
      @MePatra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly! very well put

    • @cheeto.burrito
      @cheeto.burrito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      There's potential for a nihilistic character to be compelling, but they'd have to go through some kind of arc, which this character...... did not

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even when I was a teenager I realized how cringe this type of edgy nihilism was lol. Then again my form of teenage rebellion was being as wholesome as possible.

    • @GameLover45408
      @GameLover45408 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean by that?

    • @an0nym0us_slash35
      @an0nym0us_slash35 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also there are so many compelling ways to write emotionless, nihilistic characters, like make them a sorta Violet Evergarden type character or maybe something like Phospohylite where someone perfect becomes nihilistic

  • @moonkandiie2273
    @moonkandiie2273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Greg refers to animals as "inferior" but he can't even realize that birds can speak more meaningful words than he ever could.

    • @Cacowninja
      @Cacowninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean?

  • @honeyedcyndaquils4363
    @honeyedcyndaquils4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    The way Onision describes women in his books makes my ovaries shrivel up and die, holy shit lmao.

    • @CL-lx2pm
      @CL-lx2pm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Greg inadvertently proving AJ's claims that he's a fucking creep to date across 3 books

    • @onigames7309
      @onigames7309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CL-lx2pm Yep

    • @missangelguts9110
      @missangelguts9110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ovaraisins

    • @RumbleDelta
      @RumbleDelta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My ovaries are now little dry raisins, thank you Greg.

    • @rorysparshott4223
      @rorysparshott4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same here, and I don't even have ovaries

  • @oneangryboi408
    @oneangryboi408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Onision still being relevant in 2020 is not how I want this year to end.

    • @ghoulwhip9724
      @ghoulwhip9724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But with the way this year turned out it's very tame

    • @StopCallingMeShirley1180
      @StopCallingMeShirley1180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      And a special thanks for nothing to Chris Hansen...

    • @blobbertmcblob4888
      @blobbertmcblob4888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh, he's not. He's just really really wants to be LOL.
      He's a massive joke, so much so that there's hardly a single positive comment on his twitter or TH-cam channel

    • @TarynsTime
      @TarynsTime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Onision gets peak TV relevance thanks Hansen to start 2021 😪

    • @smile_jpg6673
      @smile_jpg6673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He really isn’t anymore

  • @partygreatgirl
    @partygreatgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Onision always writes his main characters as “edgy, cool, aLpHa chads” that always get the girl, always stay on top, & are never wrong. It’s hilarious he writes his insert characters like that bc you know in real life he’s most likely real shrimpy & meek, especially towards other men & women with stronger personalities. The only way he can feel powerful & “aLpHa” is by preying on younger, less confident, easily swayed girls, & that’s pretty sad.

    • @bawsnitti
      @bawsnitti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed
      That's obvious

    • @YEETUSDAFEETUS
      @YEETUSDAFEETUS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean what can you expect from a guy who called the cops on Chris Hansen for politely knocking on the door and waiting for some type of answer lol

    • @foragegrasspause2gotoloop961
      @foragegrasspause2gotoloop961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also morally superior

    • @Demotri11
      @Demotri11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment alert

    • @Nixeu42
      @Nixeu42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Um. No, actually. He's actually rather fit, hence why he actually ended up in Special Forces Training (which he flunked for lack of mental fitness), and he seems to be as much of a boldly abrasive asshole as he portrays himself in this book. Like, he legit spat on someone who just asked for a photo op in a coffee shop. I'll give Onion Man this: he is actually fairly honest in some ways. He's about as vile in his real life as he often is online.

  • @mackoons
    @mackoons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Onion boy really out here screaming "IT'S MY STYLE" like a 12 year old artist that refuses to learn basic anatomy 🤷‍♀️

    • @Punk-possum
      @Punk-possum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My 12 year old past self disagrees. Cartoonish styles with weird proportions can look good. This abomination onision calls a book is not good and can not be good no matter how you look at it

  • @lexkinetic5448
    @lexkinetic5448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    "We mustn't compare humans to animals! Pathetic!"
    Earlier:
    "Humans are all insects. Bugs. Insects in a stadium!"

    • @alphaslootari3126
      @alphaslootari3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Also we literally _are_ animals so WTF does that even mean, Greg!?

    • @dwayners13
      @dwayners13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I thought the exact same thing. Greg is one of the least self aware adults I’ve come across. The guy is literally everything he claims to hate, but is too oblivious to realize it.

    • @alphaslootari3126
      @alphaslootari3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dwayners13 He's the textbook definition of psychological projection

    • @dwayners13
      @dwayners13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@alphaslootari3126 Exactly, for example he accuses everyone of being dishonest, yet the guy is incredibly dishonest, to the point that his claims of being ‘brutally honest’ are laughable. It’s part of the reason he has to target teenage fan girls, the overwhelming majority of adults can easily see him for who & what he is . . . a pathetic & manipulative little man.

    • @moosecat
      @moosecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The hypocrisy is strong with the Onion One.

  • @cheesballman2
    @cheesballman2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    This book sounds like it came out of the subreddit "I'm 14 and this is deep"

    • @alphaslootari3126
      @alphaslootari3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A creative writing AI fed 1000 hours of that sub

    • @ichmeiner4531
      @ichmeiner4531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd bet that most of the participants of the 'I'm 14 and this is deep' cringe hard at onion bois book. They're more mature than that.

    • @Alik_Odess
      @Alik_Odess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most likely it did.

  • @zhiracs
    @zhiracs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "Did Onision just OK a terrorist attack!?" -KrimsonRogue

    • @NathanWibe
      @NathanWibe ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s how I found about these books. He reviewed them. And i love it

    • @maskmarvin803
      @maskmarvin803 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo, didn't expect you here
      Love your channel btw

  • @Hellraiser2107
    @Hellraiser2107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "I am such a puppet of biological programming, and so are all of you right now"
    My asexual ass: wat

    • @kolski760
      @kolski760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same 😂

  • @heatherblaire3269
    @heatherblaire3269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    I picture this as the tumblr of a 13 year old girl from 2009, smashing her keyboard in the dark, crying with her fallen winged eyeliner forming a smudged tear drop underneath her waterline with MCR playing in the background. All because her mom told her she couldnt wear fishnets to family dinner

    • @keatonmask1918
      @keatonmask1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This reminds me of something Karen Kilgariff would say 😂

    • @onigames7309
      @onigames7309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That's... oddly specific o3o

    • @courtneyhenning8488
      @courtneyhenning8488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fishnets are a serious matter lol

    • @MSANTHR0P3
      @MSANTHR0P3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Maybe you should be editing his books. That painted quite a picture!❤

    • @feliz1443
      @feliz1443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this was my life from ages 12 to 16...and yes I do cringe when remembering it 😫

  • @WorldNetExplorer
    @WorldNetExplorer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    I want fans like Beck. She seems intelligent and articulate.

    • @fireclaw2
      @fireclaw2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Except, she supported this sicko to begin. Makes me question her true intelligence and personality. Like the fact she replied to his rude ass comments in the first place and not leaving him right there and then.

    • @RedDrowned
      @RedDrowned 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@fireclaw2 well, imagine if your favorite youtuber responded to you like that. Of course you'd try to stay polite at first, you're blinded by your admiration.

    • @morganhamilton3244
      @morganhamilton3244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Beck is obviously delusional. How did they think they could actually help onionboys book. They would have had to rewrite the whole thing. Also, Beck actually said they liked the ideas in the book... sure Jan.

    • @nichollle
      @nichollle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@fireclaw2 i used to be a fan of onision. even if someone is intelligent, they may still support him because he likes to take advantage of his female teenage audience and can do so easily if they are in some way emotionally vulnerable. there is likely a manipulative reason why she is continuing to consume his content as well as pay for it.

    • @jojojojo-lk8cs
      @jojojojo-lk8cs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@nichollle I second this. I found his content as an emotionally vulnerable 11/12 year old and followed it until I was about 15. Kinda wanna go back and punch myself because I know I’m smarter than that...

  • @puppyfeet1194
    @puppyfeet1194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Onision: I want to talk about this girl Rachel...
    Me, a Rachel: please don’t.

    • @rachelsmith4834
      @rachelsmith4834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here that's my name too.

    • @rae7864
      @rae7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOOOL me too girl...

    • @diip-ali1228
      @diip-ali1228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm so sorry

    • @Vampgurl202
      @Vampgurl202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can relate. I feel like he's talking about impregnating me, and all I can say is EW

  • @ethandavidson1087
    @ethandavidson1087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Onision is the human embodiment of the word "incel"

    • @georgeweaver9665
      @georgeweaver9665 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I honestly, definitely agree! (minus the part about not getting laid)

  • @homophobesblowcock3297
    @homophobesblowcock3297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Onision has the self-reflection of a vampire staring into a mirror.

    • @jemiialii
      @jemiialii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oooooooh that’s a good one 😂. Unfortunate that your comment doesn’t have thousands of likes

    • @diip-ali1228
      @diip-ali1228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      r/rareinsults

    • @imbuffysummers
      @imbuffysummers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The brain activity of a werewolf who was shot by a silver bullet

    • @scottyfox6376
      @scottyfox6376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Onision is the kind of vamp who enjoys his own coffin farts.

  • @mommakimmins5554
    @mommakimmins5554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "Because we weren't preprogrammed to care." Stop protecting your sociopathy on the rest of us, onion boi

    • @TheoCynical
      @TheoCynical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *projecting. I think you mean protecting... shi-

    • @dpray96
      @dpray96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did you actually mean protect, or did you mean project?

    • @alphaslootari3126
      @alphaslootari3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dpray96 Definitely meant "project"

    • @janexerikus8021
      @janexerikus8021 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he is kinda right, would you really really care about someone you have never met or would you care about the poeple closest to you? Instead of hating everything he says or write maybe actually praise him for the LITTLE good things he says or write. You dont have to, but then I cant take you seriously

    • @alphaslootari3126
      @alphaslootari3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@janexerikus8021 Point me to the good bits of his writing, please.

  • @krimsonklaww611
    @krimsonklaww611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Onision: "BTW guys I have sex and hate things"
    Everyone: "we know"
    Onision: "IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, I'LL MAKE A BOOK!"

  • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
    @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “I would love the children we would have together dearly”
    This, of course, coming from the man who let his daughter “accidentally” fall from a second story window, let his son’s baby teeth rot to the point they all had to be pulled out and who nearly got his son gelded when he chastised doctors for wanting to treat his son’s testicular torsion. Father of the fuckin year, everybody.

  • @BitterSimplicity
    @BitterSimplicity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Repzion: I'm gonna shit all over this terrible person's terrible book.
    Raid Shadow Legends: Yeah, we'll sponsor that!

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      BitterSimplicity
      NordVPN: *darn, beat me to it*

    • @alphaslootari3126
      @alphaslootari3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Cinko420 At least Nord isn't owned/developed by a literal casino software development corporation or claiming to be on-par with products _way_ out of their league...

    • @zscout1288
      @zscout1288 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would rather Raid be the only game I could to play over even just owning any of his books. NOT reading, just owning it!

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kinda fitting. I love RPGs and I hate Greg myself. XD

  • @tartnouveau3652
    @tartnouveau3652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Book summary: wHy CaNt EvErYoNe JuSt LeT mE bE a JeRk!?!

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      'Let me be an an absolute cunt in peace!'

    • @Youtube.Commen-tater
      @Youtube.Commen-tater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @LogicalSchizoid special attention for special needs

    • @Snoogen11
      @Snoogen11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @LogicalSchizoid That comment was the written equivalent of a stroke.

  • @hellshakeyanojr3584
    @hellshakeyanojr3584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    so basically, this is just every girl he meets is a sidechick: the book

    • @dpray96
      @dpray96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A anime harem fanfic.

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dpray96 except in anime its normally the reverse aka a clueless moron somehow winning the effection of multiple women without even realizing it.
      grug is the "super seducer" fantasy dude who just goes around acting like a caveman and just gets to grab any female near by to sleep with.

    • @dpray96
      @dpray96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wilmagregg3131 Hence why I said fanfic.

  • @robertlauncher
    @robertlauncher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “If sports fans died, it would be just like one ant killing other ants.”
    A few minutes later
    “You can’t just hurt each other and say ‘We’re all animals’!”
    WHY WOULD ANYONE READ THIS?!

    • @Em-mn8jp
      @Em-mn8jp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhhh no one, did you not watch the first 5 minutes of this video?😂

  • @ciaraconover2290
    @ciaraconover2290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    They way he sees himself is so funny.
    He really thinks everyone thinks like him but just hides it, doesn't he?
    Nope dude, it's just you.

    • @Kjetilstorm
      @Kjetilstorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To be fair though, I think a lot of people do have some crazy ideas in their heads. Maybe they don't say it or act on it. I think Louis C.K. has a bit called "Of course, but maybe..." that covers this idea perfectly.

    • @zee6174
      @zee6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I actually reckon its the opposite with some stuff tbh. He thinks he's edgy and different deep and thinks nobody thinks about the shit he thinks about when in reality people think about death and random stuff all the time. The sexual stuff though...He's definitely got problems.

    • @ciaraconover2290
      @ciaraconover2290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@zee6174 honestly, he acts like it's both. He really thinks he's one of a kind and super amazing, but then when he's in deep shit, he tries to show how others are like him.

    • @Enki1013
      @Enki1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He appears to have unhealthy mommy issues.

    • @aerielblair8333
      @aerielblair8333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's narcissists for you...

  • @mamaharumi
    @mamaharumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    I'll never understand how Onision has fans, let alone those that actually pay him.

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Onision's whole life is nothing but a scruffy and worn-out amusement park of shit, just petering itself out to it's eventual end. And his fans? I bet they're there just to see how it'll go down.

    • @zeuna
      @zeuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      hardly a surprise, if Hitler was alive today, he would have fans too.

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Zanka
      Considering how serial killers like Manson, Dahmer, and the Otaku Killer had dedicated fanbases and/or cults, that's scarily accurate.

    • @zeuna
      @zeuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cinko420 It is, exactly.

    • @tartnouveau3652
      @tartnouveau3652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And fans who think he can have a reasonable conversation

  • @Jennifer-jt9cb
    @Jennifer-jt9cb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Thank you Dan. After you reading this book to me, I'm sure I have effectively lost 10 IQ points.

  • @shadowslav8050
    @shadowslav8050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    When the world needed him the most, the Onion Slayer has returned

  • @RinaRanThatWay
    @RinaRanThatWay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    That book title was made for you Daniel.

    • @AntTheIntenseBard3148
      @AntTheIntenseBard3148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ngl, took me forever to understand what this meant bc Im a dork but you are SO right

    • @mamasatanasa
      @mamasatanasa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AntTheIntenseBard3148ma'am are you okay

    • @judah.b.wilson9667
      @judah.b.wilson9667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When he said RAID was the hot new thing, i felt my soul going through deap depression

    • @TheSlipperyNUwUdle
      @TheSlipperyNUwUdle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya know, someone out there has probably written Repzion and Onision fanfic, enemies for lovers, and I’m usually against rpf. But I’m here for that. (I Kidd. That’s gross.)

    • @tystomrte4442
      @tystomrte4442 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are y'all in love with him or something I mean for God's sakes be quiet nobody want to hear it

  • @punkgutz8043
    @punkgutz8043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    Onision: Heavily criticizes everyone about everything
    A fan of his: Hey your writing could be a little better
    Onision: How dare you!?!

    • @katherinemcdaniel3164
      @katherinemcdaniel3164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      His narcissistic ego can’t take what it dishes out

    • @rosenrot234
      @rosenrot234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dat narcissism mentality in action lol

    • @vi4086
      @vi4086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao hes so SAD OMG

  • @poppyblack3356
    @poppyblack3356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    He's not an author, he's not storytelling he's 'preaching' aka manipulating. He doesn't have any sense of real creativity. He's pathetic. That Grog Person.

    • @Alex-yg1rm
      @Alex-yg1rm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69th liker

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Chapter 2 and he’s creepily talking about how he wants to impregnate a 17 year old, Onion boy really needs to just stop.

  • @nickb8507
    @nickb8507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Instead of saying “still a better love story than twilight”, what we should really be saying is “still a better love story than this is why I hate you”

    • @gamingforever9121
      @gamingforever9121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      To be fair twilight at least had a professional publication to make sure the grammar and spelling was at least somewhat correct onion did not and it shows god does it show.

    • @alphaslootari3126
      @alphaslootari3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Better love story? Nah, better story -- genre's irrelevant

  • @jakeg.1089
    @jakeg.1089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    He should definitely be put on a list for some of the things he says.

    • @emmaboyce2541
      @emmaboyce2541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh yeah yeah yeah

    • @recluseren
      @recluseren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ah yes like in deathnote

  • @reginamachamer821
    @reginamachamer821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I dated a man for 4 years who was abusive and, quite frankly, out of his fcking mind. He had all these weird opinions, like Greg. He thought that he was smarter and above literally everyone else in the world, like Greg. He acted like he had a harder life than anyone else, like Greg. And he pretty much had full control over me and anyone else he has ever dated .... Like Greg. There are so many similarities it's crazy. Not saying I think he physically abuses people, I have no idea if he does.. but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he has or will at some point. Actually.. my ex was basically a mix of Greg and that James Saroka guy Daniel talked about not long ago. Bc unlike Greg, he came off a lot smarter lol

    • @kristianferencik8685
      @kristianferencik8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think Greg can make anyone's psychotic, abusive ex look like the "chosen one" in comparison.

    • @chai8096
      @chai8096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hope your doing alright❤️

    • @Autistic_Pelican_Fucker420
      @Autistic_Pelican_Fucker420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chai8096 You're****

  • @Kub1na32
    @Kub1na32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Whenever Repzion says 'Onision: This is why I hate you' , I don't know whether he says the title, or speaks to Onision.

  • @VegetaSoup
    @VegetaSoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Greg wants so bad to be the Joker but all he is is a joke.

    • @juliar332
      @juliar332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @billypancakes Suing the wrong Chris Hansen was pretty funny

  • @laikathunderchild5746
    @laikathunderchild5746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Of course he writes as a 17 yr old. That’s his mentality.

    • @JACKELincorporated
      @JACKELincorporated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As a 17 year old, you are 100% correct

    • @jonsouth1545
      @jonsouth1545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I think that is an insult to 17 year olds

    • @agoodspoon6302
      @agoodspoon6302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think he has a mentality of a average 12 year old

    • @mohammadzaman1225
      @mohammadzaman1225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dont compare me to man-baby Joker please and thank you

    • @kassirebec596
      @kassirebec596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's also why he's attracted to females of that age

  • @KamenRiderRei
    @KamenRiderRei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Onision is literally that one kid who peaked in middle school after getting a good grade on his edgy emo poem for his language arts class and kept riding that wave ever since.

  • @milhousevanhoutan9235
    @milhousevanhoutan9235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fun fact: there's a type of sleep apnea called central sleep apnea. It's called that because it is caused in the brain itself. Cause? Traumatic brain injuries.
    So some of those sleep apnea people are veterans with a non dietary problem.

  • @fatmanobby4329
    @fatmanobby4329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Reading all of onions books is starting to look more like an achievement then just a normal read

  • @Mchiqa
    @Mchiqa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    His mental age stopped developing after he turned 15. It's tragic really.

    • @oghenbread3330
      @oghenbread3330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what do you mean, every 15 year old i know is a much more mature and respectable person than GREG 😂

    • @janexerikus8021
      @janexerikus8021 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The funniest part is that can be said about ANYONE, like you for example, or me.... we both have that little child in us still who wants to escape reality and live in a fantasy world, but we are grown ups so we know that this will never happen 🙁

    • @dwayners13
      @dwayners13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s why he’s only been able to attract high school aged partners. He knows that once they’re out of their teens, he’s got little to no chance with them. I’ve never met a single adult women who found onision remotely attractive or intellectually stimulating, quite the opposite actually.

  • @inexorable100
    @inexorable100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Come on, now. We all know Arthur (but really Onision) doesn't want to impregnate Ashley.
    ...
    He wants to *imgregnate* her

    • @emiliesmith9917
      @emiliesmith9917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That reminds me of “am I gregnant?” Part of how is prangent formed fjdhdhdhd

    • @Nixeu42
      @Nixeu42 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you and screw you for that awful pun. I both hate and love it.

  • @BlackBrisingr4
    @BlackBrisingr4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I self-published on Amazon, only to realize afterwards that I had forgotten to add page numbers. I was mortified and quickly set about correcting that and other mistakes I found. I felt terrible for having published something of lower standard. The idea that Onision willfully allows his book to continue in a subpar state is ludicrous to me. Sure, I get wanting to finally be done with a book (one of the biggest challenges for writers is actually finishing a book as there's always more you can do. Eventually you do have to say "done"), but to simply disregard, angrily, obvious mistakes, not even with the story, but just with the grammar, is bonkers to me. Periods and paragraphs are important bro.

  • @chrisblogs5115
    @chrisblogs5115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    As someone who wants to someday publish a book, I've had many doubts that my writing isn't good but seeing Greg's atrocity of writing gives me hope that it might happen lmao

    • @samuellaakso7012
      @samuellaakso7012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don't worry, I doupt you'll be same kind of trainwreck as he in every part of life. Also, his books are perfect example of how to NOT write a book. Learn from the worst as much as from the best.

    • @AlternisLiz
      @AlternisLiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I also want to be an author myself & I’m almost done with school, 5 classes left. Whenever I think my writing sucks, I remember that I’m not onion boy & I instantly feel better. We’ll both be great authors cause we’re not Gurg

    • @zoemills242
      @zoemills242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hear that!

  • @NotSoLegendaryGreen
    @NotSoLegendaryGreen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Comparing this to Elliot Rodger’s manifesto is insulting. To Elliot. Even Elliot Rodger knew how to use spell check.

    • @chillinsquirtle
      @chillinsquirtle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He was a superior gentleman after all

    • @AntonConstanti
      @AntonConstanti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Elliot Rodger is the real mvp

    • @sabserab
      @sabserab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol agree

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least Elliot could tell a story

    • @vi4086
      @vi4086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMFAO

  • @ninavale.
    @ninavale. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Barely qualify as self-aware" this is pretty much a summary of Onion himself and all three of his alter egos in his books.

  • @MythicPagesPublishing
    @MythicPagesPublishing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When he said "this book changed my life...for the worst" I almost choked laughing😂🤣 Thankyou Repzion for suffering for us so we don't have to.

  • @Diejoubu
    @Diejoubu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Onision is the most pretentious teenager I've ever had to listen to. And he's 35.

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Diejoubu
      No, he's a petulant child. Most people would say man-child, but that would mean calling Greg a man.

    • @zoemills242
      @zoemills242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment! The truth.

    • @Anomaly188
      @Anomaly188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you ever saw the interview with one of Greg's former classmates one of the books reads as a revenge fantasy about the time Greg started some shit with a group of metalhead kids who ganged up on him and beat his ass in front of the whole school.

    • @zoemills242
      @zoemills242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Craptastic13 sounds like a book im never going to read lol

  • @nozomi90
    @nozomi90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Is... is this entire 'book' just Greg going off on a narcissistic tangent? Is there a story?

    • @RMaher-cz7gw
      @RMaher-cz7gw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes. And No... Thank you.

    • @No_Sleepee
      @No_Sleepee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you want in-depth with the actual "Story" of this book, I recommend that you watch KrimsonRogue's video about "This Is Why I Hate You"

    • @IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink
      @IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Precisely. It’s pretty much a story about following “his life” told through what feels like random tangents...in 3rd person of course. 🙄 😂
      It’s a mess.... and just not worth it tbh.

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink It’s in first person though?

    • @IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink
      @IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tonichan89 no it def isn’t. At the end he explains its not him... but at times he forgets this and narrates in first person and third person. He’s all over the place.

  • @reginamachamer821
    @reginamachamer821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Daniel's dramatic ass way of reading is so perfect 😂

  • @destiniebruno
    @destiniebruno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I’m still salty AF knowing the Airforce let the crazy onion enlist but permanently disqualified me for having red skin. 🙃

    • @Nixeu42
      @Nixeu42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TBF, they kicked his ass out despite being physically fit enough for Special Forces training because he was too fucking bonkers.

  • @flamingpickle8846
    @flamingpickle8846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    You think this book sucks, wait until you read Reaper's Creek

    • @melfree2545
      @melfree2545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That one is just.... so weird. And it’s even more annoying than the first two because that one actually had some potential but it just. No. He did so much wrong.

    • @MoonShadow333
      @MoonShadow333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That book...I don’t even know how to describe it

    • @JeanDeaux666
      @JeanDeaux666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Raper's creek

    • @IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink
      @IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@melfree2545 I couldn’t even bring myself to pretend to indulge it lol. Your a strong one, but why am I not surprised he messed something even with potential up. He just sucks at writing...well ....sucks in general, but he writes really bad 😂.

    • @liammcmillan717
      @liammcmillan717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love how he said that book was based off of him and events in his life.
      Really? Really Onion? You cloned yourself and killed God?

  • @baffled_clam
    @baffled_clam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "I can handle criticism" lmao like the titanic can handle icebergs right, sure buddy

    • @BBaaaaa
      @BBaaaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly
      The fan was super respectful yet he treated them like that, imagine people actually criticizing him.

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BBaaaaa That´s why we are where we are right now. We´ve seen enough about him to have an opinion.

    • @robertlauncher
      @robertlauncher 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol!

    • @janexerikus8021
      @janexerikus8021 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually you are both right and wrong, the iceberg could not handle the Titanic cuz it crushed. So both the iceberg and Titanic lost, but ofc human lives were taken so yeh, dat is the sad part

    • @dwayners13
      @dwayners13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The type of criticism he’s referring to is, “but Greg you fail to realize how intellectually superior you are to the rest of us” & “you write at such an advance level, the majority of adults can’t possibly comprehend your brilliance”.

  • @NotimetoVero
    @NotimetoVero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I feel so bad for you having to say the words of the book out loud. I like that you purposely read kind of jokingly, to then see some moments where you’re actually like “wait what the actual fuck is this” while reading it lmaoooooo

  • @devinisdead4061
    @devinisdead4061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The introduction alone makes him sound like a 13 year old emo girl that thinks no one can ever understand me because I’m so dark and so deep.

  • @AlgyPond
    @AlgyPond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "I didn't have colored tabs"
    Someone's been watching Krimson Rogue-

    • @dpray96
      @dpray96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Krimson Rogue or STRANGE ÆONS, both did really good reviews too.

  • @ImmaEatChu23
    @ImmaEatChu23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    So, basically, his books are explaining just how much of a 'nice guy'/incel he is, gotcha lmao

  • @WMonicaW13
    @WMonicaW13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    petition for repzion to censor "impregnate" with "ingregnate" from now on

  • @mintberry3164
    @mintberry3164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Im sayin it now, Onision is going to do something truly horrific one day.

  • @confetticake7813
    @confetticake7813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    “The millions of potential human beings I carry between my legs everyday”

    • @JumbieTravel
      @JumbieTravel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I just now came across that part and .... ew :/

    • @StephaniePrice
      @StephaniePrice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A sentence I would have been fine not hearing..ever.

    • @confetticake7813
      @confetticake7813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s got a need to spread the seed!

    • @allyguber
      @allyguber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm still laughing at him for that line.

    • @robertlauncher
      @robertlauncher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@allyguber I don’t know whether to laugh or gag.

  • @Meggiesoarsrex
    @Meggiesoarsrex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    It says a lot that Greg writes his self-insert characters to be teenagers (because he is mentally 14) and that I totally can believe a teenager wrote this

  • @TheMarcodiator
    @TheMarcodiator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The part about the grammar is precious.
    Here in Rome we have a saying.
    It translates to more or less: "Are you trying to convince me that shit tastes good?"

  • @hbme1390
    @hbme1390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Greg: " love me daddy. Love me!"

    • @anniekapur3836
      @anniekapur3836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows ever stronger every time you say this

  • @HadiyaTheGift
    @HadiyaTheGift 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    This is why you shouldn’t read other people’s journals

    • @buppington
      @buppington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The entire book is predicated on a massive intrusion of privacy.
      Fitting given Gurgamels track record.

    • @oghenbread3330
      @oghenbread3330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is why you shouldn't publish your journal of hideous, fetishy thoughts to the world, against the advice of every sane person you showed the journal to 🤢

  • @XxXDeadAlienBitchXxX
    @XxXDeadAlienBitchXxX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "Why do we sleep with them at night just to leave them next morning?" Isn't that what ya just did to Sarah,Greg? Just saying..

    • @CL-lx2pm
      @CL-lx2pm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      See that's why he doesn't understand, love 'em and leave 'em doesn't have an "abuse 'em" step.

    • @XxXDeadAlienBitchXxX
      @XxXDeadAlienBitchXxX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CL-lx2pm It still shocks me that Kai's still with Onion boy.

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@XxXDeadAlienBitchXxX Didn't Kai move to a different place with Onion's other kid? Are they still technically "together?"

    • @deefhead8440
      @deefhead8440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Anino_Makata Wait what? How do you know this

    • @XxXDeadAlienBitchXxX
      @XxXDeadAlienBitchXxX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Anino_Makata I dunno,I saw a pic on onion boy's twitter of Kai touching Gurg.

  • @RiresDelven
    @RiresDelven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This made a weird bedtime story to fall asleep to.

  • @QuinnEthanR
    @QuinnEthanR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Oh my g o d ok so I've watched Strange Æons talk about his books but she didn't like read passages and I didn't realize just how insufferable this shit is

    • @Vampgurl202
      @Vampgurl202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should listen to Krimson Rogue, he's awesome

  • @JesskaPizzIe
    @JesskaPizzIe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Thank you for going through such a hardship to bring us this quality content 🤣

  • @alybe1801
    @alybe1801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This just feels like an alien trying to interact with other humans and understanding basic human concepts

    • @judahcatherine
      @judahcatherine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Okay, I get this mentality, but he and Kai should be in prison. If people forget them, justice can’t be served for their victims.

  • @Anzellla
    @Anzellla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    gotta hand it to greg; i’ve watched so many reviews of his books but it never gets old hearing them get ripped to shreds. thank you greg ✨

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same, I have a playlist of these reviews and I listen to it to fall asleep every night

  • @SkittleMcPhee23
    @SkittleMcPhee23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I’m gonna gratify myself! I’m gonna scrape my hawk!” IM HOWLINGGGG omfg send backup😭😭😭💀💀

  • @alicepriest6615
    @alicepriest6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Repzion has some major talent man😂 the fact that he can talk about something as idiotic and upsetting as onision yet still make it entertaining and funny is insane. I really like this channel for that reason. Sometimes it's hard to hear about the awful people that are covered in the videos but Repzion still makes it enjoyable and lighthearted while still getting the point across and being respectful. Repzion sir, you seem to be one of the most intelligent creators on youtube and I'm glad you're here man🌹I also liked when you did content about your pets.

  • @Hdogshow
    @Hdogshow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Repzion should be the one to record an audiobook of this as Repzion impersonates Onision perfectly. He could make more off it than Onision

  • @AAJillSandwich
    @AAJillSandwich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The world did not need or ask for an erotic fan fiction about Onision but here we are.

  • @AuttiXo
    @AuttiXo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I use to think negatively and believe everything is pointless, but eventually I realised that I personally do not find any joy in that mindset and I didn’t thrive in life. I understood that I control my thoughts, therefore I control my feeling and my reality. I choose to make the concise decision to feel positive emotions.

  • @hoshinokirbyenjoyer
    @hoshinokirbyenjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Onisions books actually show how he’s gotten *worse* at writing over time. Stones to Abbigale is bad, This is Why I Hate You is awful and Reapers Creek is worse than the first two combined.

    • @linneasunqui473
      @linneasunqui473 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @billypancakes this, is my favorite comment ever

    • @dpray96
      @dpray96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then there's his fanfic version of 50 shades. *shudders*

    • @moosecat
      @moosecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not surprising...it's doubtful that anybody around Onion (if there is anybody around him) is willing to be his conscience, because his actions have shown that he has NO conscience.

  • @LunarEleven
    @LunarEleven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    James Holmes also imagined himself as the Joker, so it's concerning that Onision also identifies with the same character and talks about massacring innocent people. I don't think this is cringey; this is disturbing and dangerous. The content is more concerning than the grammar (though seeing the English language butchered like this is nearly as horrifying.)

    • @Punk-possum
      @Punk-possum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He didn’t want to go to jail so he massacred English instead

  • @pipischnegge2235
    @pipischnegge2235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What a sacrifice for us!! I appreciate that you read this bs for us and saved us to spend a single cent on this „book“! Merry Christmas to you, Daniel. Stay safe!

  • @Samuel-ku1qb
    @Samuel-ku1qb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The most interesting thing about this book was that I learnt Repzion has dyslexia and seeing him in glasses.
    *Thank you, that’s all I wanted to contribute to this comment section.*

  • @joeymcallister8033
    @joeymcallister8033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    This guy Greg is EXACTLY like Eric Harris- columbine.

    • @MoonShadow333
      @MoonShadow333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Joey McAllister with a dash of Ted Bundy

    • @ba6561
      @ba6561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Id say more ted bundy, but Bundy in 2020

    • @skeletonkiss1112
      @skeletonkiss1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see it

  • @WakaranYT
    @WakaranYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As someone who wants to remake the Onion's book franchise and has read it with a learning disorder, it was harder to read than any fan/offical character x reader fanfic I can ever read

  • @CazuhLynn
    @CazuhLynn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hope Beck is doing fine. Imagine writing one of your idols, offering hthem elp for their writing without being paid for it (on top of already paying them yourself) and then getting hit in the face by such childish, self-absorbed words. I absolutely despise how instead of just saying "no thank you", Greg even makes his readers believe they did something wrong until they apologize to him. But I guess this doesn't come as a surprise...

  • @tpaige4890
    @tpaige4890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    It's like hes forever 15 writing his slam poetry book.

  • @CynicalEevee
    @CynicalEevee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You’ve gotta realize that he probably still sees himself as a 17 year old instead of 30. The way he acts and is so dramatic about everything makes it that apparent. Bravo for reading this book, I think I’d lose my mind before finishing the first half.

  • @nicky9826
    @nicky9826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great commentary here! Love how you nonchalantly tear down onion’s ego... knowing that he’ll never listen to any criticism, insulting him nonetheless. Which you do mainly for our own amusement but to also identify his unlikable character traits!
    How bizarre he respond to his fan...I can just imagine his reaction when someone points out a spelling error: “if you don’t like the way I spell that word then you shouldn’t read the way I spell it” 😂

  • @mikesnapper9001
    @mikesnapper9001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Maybe the book doesn't have page numbers, because onion boy can't count that high

  • @Ashslaydoe
    @Ashslaydoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    IVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS . we must commend our brave man Repizon for going through this suffering . WE STAN.

  • @joshuaolsoncook
    @joshuaolsoncook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Ya know those writers who write disturbing or weird books, but are decent people (a lot of hentai or horror authors come to mind)? Yeah, Onision is NOT a decent person. Not. at. all.

    • @MoonShadow333
      @MoonShadow333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Joshua Olson Cook reminds me to the fact that Vladimir Nabokov was a wholesome devoted husband and entomology enthusiast. Yet, he created Humbert Humbert who is pure pedantic evil.

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Joshua Olson Cook
      This can also apply to video games and videos (Earthbound and the stuff on Cyriak's YT channel is pretty weird). I agree though. Honestly, at this point saying Onion is a trash person seems like a compliment. So he's a thing.

    • @quintintried5357
      @quintintried5357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      those writings are usually really good and well thought out and executed unlike t h i s

    • @Samuel-ku1qb
      @Samuel-ku1qb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They write about others, Onion Man writes about himself.

    • @VisceralV
      @VisceralV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Junji Ito and his cats

  • @d011p4rtz
    @d011p4rtz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you imitating his voice was the highlight of my entire year XD
    Edit- I'd pay SOMEONE ELSE for this book so I could read it to make fun of it because *OH MUH GAWD*

  • @Seiaeka
    @Seiaeka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would love for a professional criminal profiler to analyze Onision. He has so many ear-marks of an explosive-type killer.