Re: I'm Sorry

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  • @queenelizabethi5868
    @queenelizabethi5868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2518

    His wife having a psych degree and staying with him is actually terrifying. She has the knowledge and ignores it

    • @Camopartykei
      @Camopartykei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Queen Elizabeth I well he’s manipulative and an emotional abuser, she probably no longer believes in her own worth and value. When you are victimized by someone like that, you basically get brainwashed and it’s horrible

    • @batcaaat
      @batcaaat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Aren't their pronouns they/them?

    • @Julia-yj9qk
      @Julia-yj9qk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      casper uwu who fucking cares

    • @dank2804
      @dank2804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      From my experience, having knowledge and implementing knowledge are two vastly different things.

    • @sudzmackenzie910
      @sudzmackenzie910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      They are clearly abused and manipulated. I feel bad for them. They have children with him... :/

  • @NGLAnimations
    @NGLAnimations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

    Hey Rep,
    I'd like to deeply apologize to you.
    From the time i was 13 til 16, I was a part of Onision's hardcore fanbase. I'm 18 now and looking back, the endless trash he spouted and the mindless hate that I TOOK PART IN towards yourself and others is so disappointing to me now. Looking back, the extent to which he MANIPULATED his YOUNG, IMPRESSIONABLE fanbase even now is incredibly disturbing. Again, I apologize for everything I've done as a child.

    • @emmatran8486
      @emmatran8486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      NGL good for you. I respect you for stepping up

    • @matthewrobertson8696
      @matthewrobertson8696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      At least you escaped 😂

    • @NGLAnimations
      @NGLAnimations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@matthewrobertson8696 OMG I know right, some of my younger friends are still fans and if I try to explain to them that he's just manipulating them they ignore it and say that 'oh he's cute and sweet and would never do anything like that'. Makes me want to puke 😂 💀

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@NGLAnimations it'll take time, but they'll learn once all these court things go through. Also, congrats on waking up from Onion boy! You're always welcome to the sanity table

    • @matthewrobertson8696
      @matthewrobertson8696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@NGLAnimations yikes man that sucks 😂 merry Christmas tho

  • @effeffiagonalick5078
    @effeffiagonalick5078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2070

    Strange Aeons: I don't find this character funny.
    Onision: How DARE you! He was based on a real person who actually died! That's so screwed up of you!
    Also Onision: [makes a video making fun of a woman struggling with an eating disorder]

    • @lilypaigeham
      @lilypaigeham 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Also Onision: Uses the murder of a lady to push his lack of religious beliefs

    • @woahlolman6417
      @woahlolman6417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      didnt he talk about some singer and said you prayed but your god didnt respond because he isnt real or some shit?

    • @idontcare4108
      @idontcare4108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@woahlolman6417 Yeah he did that after Christina Grimmie's death...

    • @Jay-rc5ix
      @Jay-rc5ix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Also Onision: Tells his own fan that they're to blame for suicidal thoughts and that the fan's abusive mom has nothing to do with it

    • @biblicallyaccurateangel4433
      @biblicallyaccurateangel4433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Also Onision: (makes characters who are children have sex in said book)

  • @Snoogen11
    @Snoogen11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    "Everything in Gregs' life is deductible"
    Can we deduct Greg from our lives?

    • @princesse0920
      @princesse0920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Snoogen11 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻

    • @jodiesmith1991
      @jodiesmith1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Can’t Greg deduct himself from his life?

    • @amarillionofficial
      @amarillionofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      God I think all of us wish that lol

    • @RobMustDie482
      @RobMustDie482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not without going to prison for 25-60 years.

    • @GameNot0verr
      @GameNot0verr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish

  • @AdviceFromAHipoCrite
    @AdviceFromAHipoCrite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2757

    Strange Aeons tore his book to shreds and the only thing she did was SUMMARIZE THE PLOT 😂😂😂 his book makes fun of itself

    • @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables
      @DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Her video was fantastic!

    • @AdviceFromAHipoCrite
      @AdviceFromAHipoCrite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Deanna Jackson she was the PERFECT person to review his book ❤️❤️❤️😍

    • @XX-nl9sx
      @XX-nl9sx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It's AMAZING to see him get so triggered by it. Just means more views for her!

    • @VVVU2x
      @VVVU2x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      According to his remarks, Strange AEons is a terrible person because she made fun of the poorly written characters which coincidentally we're based off people he knew but AEons did not.
      Onion San is so damn stupid and he doesn't know when to quit.

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He wrote fan fiction for himself

  • @marianagoncalves1209
    @marianagoncalves1209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3879

    Onision drama is my secret guilty pleasure

    • @derfgerps4016
      @derfgerps4016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Mariana Gonçalves lol I was salivating when I saw the title

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I hate that it's mine too.

    • @lexthequeer
      @lexthequeer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Same bc I used to be charmed by him when I was like 14ish (I think? That period of my life is super blurry for me bc of repressed memories). I like watching content about him because it helps me understand and process what happened with me in regards to him.

    • @zuzufleur2322
      @zuzufleur2322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Moi 2

    • @Sionnanful
      @Sionnanful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Saaaaaame, i love seeing the onion fried.

  • @evab.6240
    @evab.6240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "I could be a cop" No, Greg.. You're denying your taxes and flirting with 14 year olds. Not exactly ideal predispositions for a cop

    • @juniperrodley9843
      @juniperrodley9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah, not enough physical violence.

    • @Eqha67
      @Eqha67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juniperrodley9843 he knows how to use candy corn as bullets though.

    • @NovikNikolovic
      @NovikNikolovic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juniperrodley9843 GOTEEM

    • @pestilence654
      @pestilence654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He does abuse his partner though. He's probably cop material

    • @RainbowRoadCrashTest
      @RainbowRoadCrashTest 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theres a lot of cops out there that wanted to be one because so they can feel they have power for once in their life. Theres alot of dudes who have a controlfreak mentality like Greg that are already in the police force. So what is the ideal predisposition for a cop? If you say to serve and protect the people. You're living in a fantasy world.

  • @MallyMcAlli
    @MallyMcAlli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

    Can someone be less relatable than when they say the phrase "I lost my carS". Like. Plural.

    • @tomstockman412
      @tomstockman412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      "I had to let my butler go..."

    • @666smilevictoria
      @666smilevictoria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He let's his mom live in his house, buys a mansion, sells his mansion and buys a new house. He still owns 2 houses

    • @joannaedssay5988
      @joannaedssay5988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Not just wee run about cars either, he is talking about his 2 Teslas, funny he fails to mention that lol.

    • @velazquezarmouries
      @velazquezarmouries 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lets go steal some stereos it is ok we are white

    • @TarynnSunDragon
      @TarynnSunDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      especially when in the next sentences he mentions that at least ONE of them is a Tesla, If I'm remembering the clip correctly.

  • @OhThatDamnKat
    @OhThatDamnKat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Greg: *thinks he's morally and intellectually superior over everyone*
    Reality: *makes poor decisions and blames a software.*

    • @robert23456789
      @robert23456789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sounds like the same thing dsp dos

    • @ThePhobos100
      @ThePhobos100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thinks he can out smart everyone,even the judges at the court.

  • @wynngwynn
    @wynngwynn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Strange Aeons is actually funny, Greg is not. It's not surprising she made more money. She deserves every bloody cent.

    • @ladymopar2024
      @ladymopar2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He blocked her too lol

    • @elvellarambles9151
      @elvellarambles9151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Kelly Schittenhelm Win for her, as far as I’m concerned!

    • @Mylifestoriesmaybe
      @Mylifestoriesmaybe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Love my lesbian favourite youtuber

    • @HawaiianGirl808232
      @HawaiianGirl808232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Exactly. I love watching videos of people trashing Onision but have avoided completely watching any of his videos. And I have been rewarded with his frustration of how he gets less views than the people that criticize him.

    • @kieleleron85768
      @kieleleron85768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      She deserves all the money for wading through that trash book so we didn't have to!

  • @merksmirs
    @merksmirs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    I’m so proud of 14 year old me. Back in 2008 I got super into YT. Among the people I watched a lot was Shane himself. Since back then Shane would make videos collaborating with the Onion Man, I was exposed to him and I DISTINCTLY remember checking out his channel and not liking his content. I’m so proud of myself for hating him even when he was still liked.

    • @gertskook
      @gertskook 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And now onion boy is no longer a friend of Shane. And onion boy is obsessed with Shane now. I agree with you

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The sad thing is that you get people like that aeon twat, who is basically just female Onision, and has just as rabid a fanbase as he did, and nobody thinks there are any problems there.

    • @merksmirs
      @merksmirs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      seigeengine why do you think there are problems with her? Legit curious. I’ve enjoyed like 2-3 of her videos, but I wouldn’t all myself a fan or... invested really^^

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@merksmirs She gives off all the same vibes for me as Onision does. If anything, she's more arrogant about it. I watched a couple videos, and noted her attacking other people in petty ways (Onision does this), claiming to be backed up with evidence without actually providing any (I've seen Onision do this plenty), generally coming across as extremely narcissistic, including her "totally-not-bragging"-bragging (do I need to even say anything?), rambling on about how she's morally in the right when she's judging other people (echos of Onision with veganism), deciding what is or isn't a problem for other people despite a lack of experience (Onision has done this a lot producing many scandals), etc. She's also riding off the Onision's infamy for personal gain, which, while certainly not specific to Onision, is that kind of thing Onision is known for as well.
      It's been a little while since I watched those videos, but she just seems to me to basically be Onision as a woman... she even kind of looks like a female Onision.

    • @jadenvanhess2341
      @jadenvanhess2341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      seigeengine how is Aeon anything like Onision? Aeon hasn’t done anything nearly as bad as Onision and doesn’t act like him at all. She actually had fair criticism of his novel, onion boy is a shit writer. Sorry, I don’t make the rules but that’s just how it is.

  • @gracelaw1987
    @gracelaw1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    “I lost my cars” I can’t even afford groceries some weeks because of my tuition bills

    • @beachesincali7606
      @beachesincali7606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      same, honestly he's being over-dramatic.

    • @TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou
      @TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@beachesincali7606 but he lost his cars....

    • @pikihoes4345
      @pikihoes4345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bang5603 they were probably joking

    • @lowrider81hd
      @lowrider81hd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah ok I get your point. But that was your choice. Just like it’s his choice to buy multiple cars. I hope you don’t have kids who have to go hungry because you chose to take out a loan for some silly degree.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't wanna invalidate people's problems, but this is Onision and I don't feel bad for him. I used to, but then he kept doing shit

  • @missylissy200
    @missylissy200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1698

    Oh my it just hit me that this man has children.

    • @Raven-jk8oq
      @Raven-jk8oq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      missylissy200 the comment gave me a laugh

    • @bluejaythe1
      @bluejaythe1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Your profile pic matches your comment perfectly

    • @charliejones3272
      @charliejones3272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      fuck does he really? (this is not sarcasm)

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@charliejones3272 Yup.

    • @charliejones3272
      @charliejones3272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Sessmaru Kusanagi Gaming @Bill Bodyslam well fuck I guess we have Daddyofive 2: Onion Boogaloo

  • @damion2312
    @damion2312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2404

    Onion: "ShAnEs A pEdOpHiLe!"
    Aeons: "Onision is an onion boy"
    Onion: "StOp SaYiNg HuRtFuL tHiNgS!"
    Onion is like some weird combination of radicalism from both the left and right wing somehow. It's actually impressive how he is repugnant in every perceivable way, and I'm not surprised in the least bit that he's half a million in debt.

    • @goawayleavemealone2880
      @goawayleavemealone2880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I'm not disappointed that he's half a million in debt.

    • @ekeziellastname2464
      @ekeziellastname2464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Onision: f*** you if you eat meat I'ma wierd mix of a vegan vegetarian boi
      Onison: I care for animals
      Onision: oh look this wetlands looks ugly
      Onsion: I'ma get rid of this
      Neighbor: you shouldnt do that
      Onsion: I can do whatever I want hippie
      Onsion: gets in trouble and is informed several times of his wrong doing
      Onsion: WHY AM I ALWAYS TARGETED
      Onsion: already in debt now is in more debt
      Me: karma is a bitch

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol. He's that much in debt? I hope he gets way more.

    • @starmoral5456
      @starmoral5456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is wierd how there is absolutely nothing central about him.

    • @skyleradams5566
      @skyleradams5566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sessmaru Kusanagi Gaming I hope he doesn’t just because he has kids that don’t deserve this type of shit. They didn’t ask to be born from a sociopathic father and borderline abused mother

  • @Autmazing
    @Autmazing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    "Fees and penalties for using turbo tax wrong." Using turbo tax wrong? Is that what we're calling lying now.

    • @MariekeB95
      @MariekeB95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He has stepped up his game from lying to tax fraud haha

    • @sergioavila8556
      @sergioavila8556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Totally. I wasn't doing coke and fukyn strippers. I was just doing turbo tax wrong.😉

    • @MrReviewer
      @MrReviewer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have a 991.2 Turbo S custom and made a review of it on my channel. I would be so happy if a few of you give me a chance / support and check it out. Have a great day

    • @TK0921
      @TK0921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, he *did* use turbo tax wrong. Lying and putting in false information *is* using turbo tax wrong. So...he’s not wrong I guess.

    • @anemiapwns1
      @anemiapwns1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is brutally honest. He got a green indicator.

  • @skyrimbarbie5253
    @skyrimbarbie5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “One of my kids wants to be a youtuber but I can’t let them” at this time his children were literally like 2 and 5.

  • @SophieJackson1993
    @SophieJackson1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Did anyone else laugh when he said Lainey was a psych major? Like ''she would know if I'm a psychopath!'' when she's been with Onision romantically since way before she was ever in school? Giving him time to manipulate her so much that she would never dare to psycho analyse Greg? It doesn't matter if she's a psych major. That doesn't mean she knows anything about your psychological make up any more than we do. She isn't a doctor. You are not her client. You're in a romantic relationship which automatically throws out any evidence she'd use to make an assumption on your psychological state. If she's so great at detecting psychological disorders, or lack thereof according to Greg, she'd be able to fucking detect her own mental health flaws when she seems so very confused on her emotions or why she feels the way she does on a daily basis. Lainey is the poster child of Stockholm Syndrome. Yeah, she's a very effective psych major, guys.

    • @Nixeu42
      @Nixeu42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Anecdotally, from what I've heard, a lot of psych majors get their degrees because they're trying to fix or understand their own psyches. Or at least a sizable portion of them. Not sure how true that is, but it is a thing I have heard.

    • @Catalina-Winemixer
      @Catalina-Winemixer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Nixeu Harroc My mother has been a social worker for 20+ years. She said by and large most psych majors are damaged people. It’s comforting. 🤷‍♀️

    • @Diamondraw4Real
      @Diamondraw4Real 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      like Harley Quinn and Joker 😯

    • @WritingSch
      @WritingSch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Helen Heels Even psych majors can have problems but they might have more access to resources to fix them. That said, mental disorders, especially addiction, can be harder to see in yourself. And unfortunately, the stigma around mental health disorders in the work force/academia is still very strong. :(

    • @LightoLuka
      @LightoLuka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Most people who go into psych have issues. Usually trying to learn how to defend or help themselves or those around them.
      But I’m not sure Lainey will ever call Greg a sociopath or a narcissist (which he definitely is, the second one at least) because she had been with him since she was so very young. She married him as a teenager, she’s practically stockholmed (which I see that you also pointed out lol) and has kids with this guy. She’s committed to him, if anything she’s using her psych major to navigate his moods and mentalities safest and most easily. Perhaps subtle manipulations for her benefit if she can. I would think that she’s very aware of his mental issues and just placates him while keeping that information to herself.
      Btw- no disrespect meant to Lainey and whatever name and pronouns she’s using now, it’s been a long time since I’ve really tuned into the onision stuff till just now so I really have no idea what she’s up to. Some sort of agender they/them thing?? And a different name too I guess?? Idk so I’m sticking with what I know 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @joshgillam5130
    @joshgillam5130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    My wife DOES have master's in psychology. She thinks onision is insane

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      oh you.... being polite.

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      She isn't allowed to think. She'll wake up one day. Because she is an enabler, she'll simply snap and another divorce... Live stream btw
      Laney that is

    • @venus_envy
      @venus_envy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@KanishQQuotes At first I thought you were talking about Gillam's wife and I was like 0_o wut

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@venus_envy
      I reread my comment so I corrected it.
      I'm right now waiting for my turn at the dentist, so I am on a youtube comment spree

    • @alterp5108
      @alterp5108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      anyone with common sense would

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I always smirk when reviews get more money than the original content. The reviewers managed to pull gold out of lead! And you're MAD about it?!

    • @jerrymcdonald2999
      @jerrymcdonald2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no offense, I thought you were a onionboi fan until I read the second sentence.

  • @sarahkatherine9578
    @sarahkatherine9578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    6:50 “if you have a 30% tax, Youre losing half your income.”
    ... maybe he should go back to school

    • @macaronicheese8721
      @macaronicheese8721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol. Well taxes plus other fees added up, cost of living yeah you don't keep much of your money..but that did sound dumb

    • @Cynnas
      @Cynnas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@macaronicheese8721 cost of living means you don't keep your money? Wth? Your money goes towards your cost of living the issue of keeping isn't applicable in that respect

    • @aly9621
      @aly9621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think he was implying a starting tax of 30% in addition to the 20% added for being self employed. Still bs though

    • @freeradical8705
      @freeradical8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's not what he actually said though.
      He said that someone who's self employed has an additional 20% tax to pay so IF you already have, let's say, a 30% tax THEN you loose half your income.
      So, mathematically speaking, that's correct. It might be bias indeed, though.

    • @angelshalo
      @angelshalo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His math was right but he's wrong about the tax on self employment income. I'm an accountant.

  • @UnknownUnknown-mo7zg
    @UnknownUnknown-mo7zg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Is anyone creeped out by how he refuses to call his spouse by her name? It's like he doesn't want to acknowledge she isn't property.

    • @Chemeleon15
      @Chemeleon15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Elizabeth Cloudwalker
      He says “my spouse” because Lainey is non-binary and he’s afraid of saying “She.” If you listening to the second-to-last onion clip, 22:59 he says “well I guess, Kai, now” and 23:07 “...they...”
      I assume Lainey goes by the name Kai now.

    • @UnknownUnknown-mo7zg
      @UnknownUnknown-mo7zg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Chemeleon15 He said spouse so many times that any mention of a name was drowned out. Kai, Lainey, Laineybot, whatever the name is....the normal response is to say " Susan and I, " or " Susan says..." or " Yesterday Susan went to the store..." etc..not " Yeah, my spouse and I went to the club, had a few drinks, bumped uglies, etc," It sounds unnatural, regardless of his spouse claiming to be non-binary.

    • @akaMyThought
      @akaMyThought 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Chemeleon15 can you call one an apliance or is that insulting if it claims to be a Walmart toaster?

  • @geewizlana
    @geewizlana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    He's very lucky Shane hasn't sued him, cuz that would be the nail in his financial coffin.

    • @indicababy5513
      @indicababy5513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lana Wana right? Why is he doing this? Is he trying to be homeless?

    • @beehappy3845
      @beehappy3845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Probs cos Greg got kids he doesn’t want to put them through it Shane’s got such a big heart ❣ it seems anyway

    • @LockeWick
      @LockeWick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I believe it would be a waste of Shane’s time at the moment. Even if he won (which he probably would), I don’t think Shane would be able to get any composition from Onision.

    • @valerius610
      @valerius610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@LockeWick I think you meant compensation but I totally agree with you. Shane doesn't need to do shit. Onision's demise is being brought onto himself by himself

    • @LadyBern
      @LadyBern 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I sorta wish he would, not because I want to see him give onion with that final nail but because I want to see onion's reaction. You know a lawyer will tell him to shut the fuck up about the case, to be a good member of society and delete all of his bad internet behavior, and you know that he won't...
      At least if he did it wouldn't last long at all because he'll have to say how unfair it is that everyone else can make videos 'defaming' him but if he goes and make a "joke (that no one else got)" about Shane he can be sued.
      Then he'd try to sue everyone else for their videos about him.

  • @minivan-qg3dc
    @minivan-qg3dc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Onision is that kid in the corner of math class who jokingly says, “Hitler is my favorite *president* “but secretly means it

    • @GeneralZod99
      @GeneralZod99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When was Hitler a President?

    • @minivan-qg3dc
      @minivan-qg3dc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      GeneralZod99 that’s the joke....

    • @lowrider81hd
      @lowrider81hd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t know a single kid that ever would say that, sorry... Maybe a better example is Bernie Sanders.

    • @myquest666420
      @myquest666420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GeneralZod99 there are 3 things in life you can always count on.
      Death, taxes and TH-cam commenters not picking up sarcastic nuance.

    • @therealcrustymusty
      @therealcrustymusty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, Hitler did quote some US presidents (Andrew Jackson and the Trail of Tears chief among them) as well as the USA's sense of nationalism as his inspiration so you're not too off the mark.

  • @unholierthanthou7748
    @unholierthanthou7748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Onision: "She called me oNiOn sOmEtHiNg"
    Me: guess those two brain cells can't remember the word 'boy'.
    Also Onision: "Shane Dawson was with a bOy"
    Me: oh no?

  • @angeloffish
    @angeloffish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

    Who else is cringing when Onision is talking?

    • @lovielee1200
      @lovielee1200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I do every single time... *So damn hard*

    • @myeeeeeh
      @myeeeeeh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me

    • @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole
      @yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The Wolf Princess it’s gotten to the point where i can only listen to his voice if it’s in a commentary video like this. it just feels better knowing that there’s at least one other person suffering with me tbh. plus it’s only bearable if people interject while he’s talking so i can have a little break in between his ravings.

    • @gabbyweber4074
      @gabbyweber4074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When he was talking about bringing in young girls and it being "legal" in his state and "legal" to marry young women in his state. I low key dry heaved. Not a full puke but a "what the hell is this; wtf is wrong with you" kinda thing. I watched the vid before this one.. Onion boy is literal garbage.

    • @danwic
      @danwic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I cringe whenever I see onision's face let alone hear his voice. Repzion makes up for it tho :) I'm totally loving that jumper he's wearing :)

  • @I_am_milan
    @I_am_milan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1541

    "Onision is half a million in debt"
    A merry Christmas afterall
    😊🎄🎉🎊

    • @anon2898
      @anon2898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Leisure no it’s not he deserves it for thinking he can do whatever he wants without consequences they even warned him to stop before they fined him.

    • @anon2898
      @anon2898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Leisure I can see that if he was just an average person on TH-cam but he’s a bully and a narcissistic person he deserves it.

    • @whyborn3056
      @whyborn3056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      🎼It’s the most wonderful time of the year

    • @xoxopuppies12xoxo
      @xoxopuppies12xoxo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am milan Santa delivered

    • @MashZ
      @MashZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Leisure he brought it on himself.He was probably thinking "who the F is government to tell me to stop"

  • @Lyndiloo
    @Lyndiloo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I explained Onision to my 70 year old father the other day and he's not taking my calls now.

    • @RemyKBartels
      @RemyKBartels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Has he picked up yet?😆😆

    • @-Twotonepony-
      @-Twotonepony- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RemyKBartels
      Haha, why would he?

    • @KelseyDrummer
      @KelseyDrummer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you talking now?

  • @TheIndigoRose
    @TheIndigoRose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "I lost my car*s*?" As in multiple cars?! On top of a mansion? Dude. Who cares. Most people can't afford a 1 bedroom studio apartment. You should not be bitching about a MANSION and multiple cars!

  • @xUsako
    @xUsako 5 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    "She made more money than all my book sales" That should tell you a lot about how well your book was written then.

    • @juliusbeutler7090
      @juliusbeutler7090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      xUsako
      To be fair, "Twilight" was very successful

    • @janelbbuck
      @janelbbuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@juliusbeutler7090 I hate to say this cause I love to saying anything is better than twilight but. Twilight is better than Onion boys book. Urgh, I barfed a little saying that but it's true.

    • @jnsn_paint
      @jnsn_paint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Twilight is an easy to read book. The few snippets of onion boys book I've read were a chore to get through

    • @yukkikatsuki3341
      @yukkikatsuki3341 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      jerk caller-outer i have to agree Twilight is easy to read its not really a good book but its not a job to read

    • @jnsn_paint
      @jnsn_paint 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yukkikatsuki3341 haha absolutely! But goth 12 year old me kinda liked them. Nowadays I want something with more going on but it worked for the demographic at the time

  • @angeloffish
    @angeloffish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3285

    Onision as a cop?! God help us if that actually happened.

    • @lovielee1200
      @lovielee1200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'd actually cry. 😢

    • @skyleradams5566
      @skyleradams5566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      This Bitch but it seems like every day you see another cop who shouldn’t have passed either on the news for doing something stupid 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @dasiajb
      @dasiajb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      This Bitch there are many cops who “pass the tests” but don’t deserve to be cops in the slightest...

    • @zee6174
      @zee6174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Like other's said, no way he'd pass the psychological, plus his history and antics online wouldn't help his case. These days a lot of workplaces google their candidates and I imagine the police force would be no exception.

    • @heatherrose3698
      @heatherrose3698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@laurene988 that was my first thought. Also, once they saw all of the violence and rascist and sexual content he has put online, ummm, I think it would be a big NO for him. Like haven't cops been fired for saying something stupid on facebook?? think about it. He just wants to wants to look like the "hero" man to the teen girls who crush on him and send him money..

  • @devongrace2267
    @devongrace2267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I like how, in the beginning, his doggo is like, "Dad. Don't hit your head on the table, Dad."😂💙🐶

  • @trashpanda9377
    @trashpanda9377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Something I don't think Gregory realized is that no one knows that those characters are based on his friends that died. And even if they really are he's just not a good enough writer to realistically write them. Aeons wasn't attacking him or his friends or anything, she was criticizing it and giving it a review in an entertaining manner. Maybe if he was actually entertaining he'd understand.

    • @pinkpugginz
      @pinkpugginz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I dont believe a word that comes out of his mouth.

    • @xxkittyxx2599
      @xxkittyxx2599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He wrote sex scenes with almost all the characters in his books, so in his own mindset, he made fantasy porn scenes with his friends that died. That says a lot more about him than it does about Aeon.

  • @madting8082
    @madting8082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    Friendly reminder that Lainey thought BPD stood for “bipolar disorder” so her degree means even less

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Bweehehee. I mean, people who don't know things often scramble up the two, but if you're expected to be knowledgeable in that field, then you shouldn't be making that mistake.

    • @Handsomeanthony68
      @Handsomeanthony68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Degrees in general mean absolutely nothing. I did 7 years as a medic in the Army, and every time I hear a nurse talk it terrifies me how little they actually know.

    • @me0wlodyy763
      @me0wlodyy763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can't facepalm hard enough.. >

    • @nikkidarkangelpnope8400
      @nikkidarkangelpnope8400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      BPD is Borderline Personality Disorder actually not bipolar disorder which is Major depressive disorder with episodes of mania

    • @madting8082
      @madting8082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Nikkidarkangel Yvonne Alabaster yeah we know. I think anyone with half a brain cell knows.

  • @KanishQQuotes
    @KanishQQuotes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Unfortunately onision cannot hire a tax accountant
    There aren't any tax accountants who look like androgynous teenaged girls

    • @thegayestgoth
      @thegayestgoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hmmmmmm

    • @gabbyweber4074
      @gabbyweber4074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmfaoo that burn 😂😂

    • @SerafinaP
      @SerafinaP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So good! There really must not be or he would have found her by now.

    • @HeatherHolt
      @HeatherHolt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kanishq ruhil haha!

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't Greg said that all government does is suk tax money from people and then spends it on wars in other countries

  • @singulartrout
    @singulartrout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    omfg I noticed something GREAT:
    on the right side of Onion Boy when he's talking there's a black shadow that keeps moving up
    that's just the reflection of the teleprompter lmao

    • @thetravelingspectator4124
      @thetravelingspectator4124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I didn't notice the shadow until you pointed it out but I did notice he kept looking at the same thing off camera.

    • @micky_knuckles
      @micky_knuckles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think it was a teleprompter, I think it's probably a thing where he's doing his whole schpiel somehow live, maybe for his patreon subscribers?

  • @Co-Jinn
    @Co-Jinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Onion "You don't let your kid online"
    YEAH because he's worried they might be groomed by a creep like himself, right?

  • @boxlessthinking6787
    @boxlessthinking6787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Greg's eyelashes look like they're actively trying to leave him.

    • @breannataylor4586
      @breannataylor4586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Do you blame them? Tbh I would too

    • @samanthaekberg7464
      @samanthaekberg7464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah like somebody is pulling them from his face

    • @thisiscait
      @thisiscait 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Not to mention his eyebrows... And his hair... And his sanity...

    • @floraline2208
      @floraline2208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cait P. But funnily enough not his (third) wife

    • @boxlessthinking6787
      @boxlessthinking6787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@breannataylor4586 shoot, someone should have made a joke about that...

  • @ilovemusic2543
    @ilovemusic2543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    he has a family and is constantly putting them through this bs because he thinks hes too good to obey laws that everyone else has to follow

  • @RandomEnvironmentArtist
    @RandomEnvironmentArtist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I’m going to deal with this like an adult
    Whines to TH-cam about how he got himself in half a million debt, refuses to get a job and blames everything else for the debt

  • @Renostat_
    @Renostat_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "I haven't insulted her" *continues to make fun of Strange Aeons' eyebrows and lipstick*

  • @ladymopar2024
    @ladymopar2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    He called strange AEons some vulgar names, he then blocked her. Greg is just ugh

  • @chey261
    @chey261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Greg literally is doing the same things he accused Shane of doing
    - manipulating people
    - trying to make people feel sympathetic
    - being melodramatic and probably exaggerating
    Those are just what I've seen so far.....

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All interactions with other people are manipulation, most of which involves trying to make them sympathetic.
      What constitutes melodrama is subjective. Individual perception of or emotional responses to things is not static between people.
      Be careful not to overzealously identify what you want to be there.

    • @jadenvanhess2341
      @jadenvanhess2341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You forgot doing weird grooming shit with underage fans.

    • @XxemoXxswaq
      @XxemoXxswaq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      seigeengine Shut up, Greg.

    • @DREAMCAST0MATIC
      @DREAMCAST0MATIC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dont forget praying on children

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chey N They are both fake but Onision is more dangerous than Shane.

  • @MeezCheese
    @MeezCheese 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    My husband is active duty military and every year we use Turbo tax... every year we get the green check at the end and for the last 3 years we’ve been audited. Turbo tax does NOT say “you won’t be audited” I believe it says “chances of being audited are slim”.

    • @cynthiaettinger9730
      @cynthiaettinger9730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      M̤̈Ë̤Ë̤Z̤̈ C̤̈Ḧ̤Ë̤Ë̤S̤̈Ë̤ , so sorry about you having been audited so many times. Lets hope 3’s the charm! I was audited once many years ago and practically have a meltdown every tax season. I wanted to say that in my case and true for many...you get a huge flag red when you go from average income to a much higher income within one year. He is so disturbing and Repzion keeps me sane and grounded. Thank you Rep

  • @minivan-qg3dc
    @minivan-qg3dc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I bet that half of Onision’s patreons are people who forgot that they were even paying for that lol. Like when you forget to cancel builders club on Roblox and pay for it for years without realizing

    • @theretronians
      @theretronians 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm still paying runescape membership

    • @minivan-qg3dc
      @minivan-qg3dc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Retronians at least that’s funny tho. Like imagine checking your bank account only to find out that you’ve accidentally been paying Onision’s bills lmao 😂

  • @JB-wo5pe
    @JB-wo5pe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Jesus he’s so broke he stopped taking showers 😂

    • @jakdolphi
      @jakdolphi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I believe he never did

    • @unholierthanthou7748
      @unholierthanthou7748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's not broke. He practically owns a fucking mansion.

    • @unholierthanthou7748
      @unholierthanthou7748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @x That mansion was worth enough to buy a new house and pay off what he owed.

    • @volcaeri
      @volcaeri 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just A Random Person it was a joke on the fact that he looked sweaty lol

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      there's no visible difference.

  • @courtneyw.6456
    @courtneyw.6456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    Onision reminds me of a dog that keeps throwing up and then said dog eats its own vomit. (Repeatedly)

    • @Megan-ir3ze
      @Megan-ir3ze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Courtney W. GREATEST COMPARISON LMAO

    • @yaaayy123
      @yaaayy123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Courtney W. I hate how accurate this is

    • @Cloud_less
      @Cloud_less 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Please don’t offend dogs this way 😔

    • @BecauseSnickers
      @BecauseSnickers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then it will die soon

    • @duff06
      @duff06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually, more like this: Dog that shits, eats its shit, pukes it back up, eats the puke, pukes it back up, eats the puke, pukes it back up, eats the puke, pukes it back up, eats the puke, pukes it back up, eats the puke, pukes it back up, and then fucking dies because its too fucking stupid to stop.
      Dogs are stupid. Onision is stupider.

  • @hannahmae676
    @hannahmae676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    He has this weird obsession with Shane 😂
    Jealousy is an ugly trait

  • @mememe12395
    @mememe12395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    conspiracy: onision just wants shane to do a documentary on him

    • @jeaniejbutler4911
      @jeaniejbutler4911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol, um I wouldnt hold my breath on that one... But in another universe I wonder what Shane would have to say about the less than normal(being nice here)?

  • @SuperJimtendo
    @SuperJimtendo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Young James Spader is right, Onision should never be a cop. “Ma’am I pulled you over for speeding. You can either pay this ticket or I can handcuff you in basement.”

    • @xbigex833
      @xbigex833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was Security Forces in the air force thats the equivalent of a cop, and with his rocky relationship with the air force im sure he did terrible.

    • @IRTimKerr
      @IRTimKerr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JAMES SPADER!!! YES! THANK YOU!!! It was killing me trying to figure out who he reminds me of!

    • @jnsn_paint
      @jnsn_paint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Apt comparison.

    • @jnoirj3124
      @jnoirj3124 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @SomethingToFear To me he looks more like a young Rob Schneider, minus the poofy hair lol.

    • @21jd_
      @21jd_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *YOUNG JAMES SPADER* OH MY GOD

  • @Naomeme
    @Naomeme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    'I had to sell my house' If your house was worth a mansion, you can literally BUY another house and STILL pay off what you owe the IRS.

    • @wetham4461
      @wetham4461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      i know! everything he has is worth so much money. he's not going to fucking die if he downgrades. it would save him money! "im struggling to feed my family", bitch sell one of those $10,000 computers.

    • @wetham4461
      @wetham4461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Bobby Joe thank you

    • @Dragoderian
      @Dragoderian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sell ONE of his houses.

  • @isotetra1912
    @isotetra1912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Onision belongs on r/iamverysmart

    • @MyouKyuubi
      @MyouKyuubi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, your calling card to an internet bullying website isn't better than the psychological depravity that is Onision.
      You both belong there.

    • @isotetra1912
      @isotetra1912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@MyouKyuubi lol wtf all i said was that he thinks he's smarter than he really is. Isn't that the point of that subreddit? Why are you mad???

    • @moonchild6376
      @moonchild6376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's so sad that onion boy is making fake accounts to defend himself. Critiquing someone's terrible life choices; is not equal to "I think I'm smarter than everyone else". On the other hand, Gregma has repeatedly demonstrated how "smart" and "superior" he thinks he is, thus him being on that subreddit is justified.

    • @MyouKyuubi
      @MyouKyuubi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moonchild6376 No, it's still just bullying...

    • @maddiecampbell2774
      @maddiecampbell2774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MyouKyuubi you literally dismissed your whole point by bullying the other person so... Calling someone a moron and retarded is bullying so you should take a look in the mirror bud

  • @syndicalist-0
    @syndicalist-0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how the onion thinks that 30% is half. Lol

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Might want to pay attention.
      "if you guys know when you're self-employed there's a 20% tax on top of the tax that you're already getting taxed so if you have you know 30% tax you're losing half your income "

  • @tastyloaf5487
    @tastyloaf5487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Copernicus called
    Turns out Greg isn't the center of the universe

    • @theninjas2870
      @theninjas2870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Joshua Jung are you a dumbass? Like for real?

  • @Senordisastermaster
    @Senordisastermaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I wonder how terrible the book had to be if a video review made more money than it.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's not how that works. Most well written books barely make any money, and then you get terribly written trash like twilight that sells over a hundred million copies.

    • @alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106
      @alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@seigeengine yes because j.k rowling doesn't own 3 mansions and george RR martin is completely broke my god you're such an onision fanboy

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bernadettracz9792 Are you actually stupid enough that you think a couple examples of well written books that are also popular, basically all of which are old is evidence against a general rule? Yea, okay.
      I didn't say anything about Onision. Stop being a triggered nutjob degenerate.

    • @tinymegazell6060
      @tinymegazell6060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@XxemoXxswaq amen!

    • @TarynnSunDragon
      @TarynnSunDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@seigeengine I beg to differ on the old part. the only actually old books Bernadette named were Pride and Prejudice and Jane Eyre. HP's series and Book Thief were within the last 20 years... NOT old. You must be one of Onion boy's very young fangirls, that is, if you're not the Onion boy himself. I mean, being either one would explain your misremembering how old the books listed are. Young girl, you wouldn't necessarily know the ages of those books in the list. and if Joanne is right and you ARE the Onion boy, then, assuming you are, you were so angry you stopped thinking and went straight to ad hominem instead of actually checking your facts, as I've seen you do many times. BTW, in the case that you ARE the Onion boy, you need to learn how to grammar, spell, and punctuate, and how to write a coherent, believable plot before you try publishing a novel. I've seen both Strange Aeon's review and Krimson Rogues', and judging by the quotes from the book that they read, I can see exactly why they don't sell, why you couldn't find an actual publisher and had to do the job yourself, and why I shouldn't waste one milisecond of my time reading it, or any of the other books, for that matter. No one will take you seriously if you don't even bother to SPELL things correctly or use punctuation correctly.

  • @aszhara2900
    @aszhara2900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Onision: "My spouse is a psych major"
    Ben Shapiro: "My wife is a doctor"
    Funny how two people that don't live in reality have literally the same argument for criticism towards them.

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Shapiro‘s statements on religion destroy all his other points of facts over emotions.

    • @jadenthomas5261
      @jadenthomas5261 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      CoolBeans4U I live with conservative parents so I’ve never heard criticism of Ben Sharpiro before so what’s the skinny on what he does bad?

    • @macaronicheese8721
      @macaronicheese8721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jadenthomas5261 It's all a matter of opinion. He's not bad, he's not good. He's just him. I personally don't think he's the brightest person in the world, but he's definitely right about a lot of things.

    • @GeneralZod99
      @GeneralZod99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tsfbaf303 Considering that he doesn't use the Torah/Old Testament to make any arguments for his political opinions, I am baffled by your comment.

    • @Cynnas
      @Cynnas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@macaronicheese8721 "a matter of opinion" is a bad copout because opinions are based on information, experience and hopefully facts. You have reasons for your opinion and it can be a bad opinion for it or even wrong.

  • @dragonpufftail
    @dragonpufftail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Onision's should be banned from becoming a cop he would let all the power go to his head and say that "I am the law"

    • @meganarnett7201
      @meganarnett7201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dragon puff tail 2334 that mixed with his god complex would be deadly.

    • @Mischa21xo
      @Mischa21xo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Megan Arnett sadly. They would probably love him. Think of all of the people he would write tickets for and send to jail or prison just because he could. Well, if he doesn't go there himself for not paying the fines lol

    • @truneilson
      @truneilson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He would not pass the psych exam and would be rejected.

    • @jeaniejbutler4911
      @jeaniejbutler4911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      dragon puff tail 2334, in order to become a cop they put you thru a crap load of tests to weed out potential bad apples. they test you for intelligence, how you handle stress, problem solving, dealing with verbal and physical abuse, ego, power issues, these are just a few of the many you must pass; In my humble opinion he would not pass even one of them..My brother was a cop, and even normal people with a mellow way of being/staying calm etc have a hell of a time getting thru them...
      So no way would he even come close to getting handed a uniform, badge and gun....nope wouldnt happen.

    • @moviestargf
      @moviestargf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeaniej Butler well the tests aren’t fckin working

  • @mrfudge5869
    @mrfudge5869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "Please pay for my mistakes! I refuse to front up the money for my fines."
    Greg essentially. This guy calls himself an intellectual, yet the debts he accumulated dictate otherwise.

    • @indicababy5513
      @indicababy5513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      mr fudge he also never went to college and his "education" is first page google searches.

    • @mrfudge5869
      @mrfudge5869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@indicababy5513 Oh yeah, I forgot to add that.
      He's a prime example of intelligence, Stephen Hawking would have been jealous of Greg's super high IQ

    • @airiakizuki5592
      @airiakizuki5592 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So Greg wants to go to prison? Refusal to pay your fines will likely land you there.

  • @johnnyscifi
    @johnnyscifi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The guys got "houses", and "cars" clearly, hes been living gluttonously for the past decade

  • @roadkillrabbit6774
    @roadkillrabbit6774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "A documentary I spent all day on" 😂😂😂

  • @alexm8073
    @alexm8073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jesus onesion is literally the most emotionally manipulative person I’ve ever heard. At multiple points I felt myself feeling sorry for him before it would cut back to the review over him. He is extremely intelligent and it’s actually scary how quickly he can manipulate you if your not careful

  • @bowmanwright532
    @bowmanwright532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Also “My spouse is a psych major” weird vicarious flex.

    • @carlbaker9817
      @carlbaker9817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bowman Wright I felt that

  • @lipglos1
    @lipglos1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I really don't know what Greg is trying to do with any of his videos besides embarrass himself

    • @jaimereynolds258
      @jaimereynolds258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't even think he knows at this point.

    • @armor1z
      @armor1z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's hoping the little kiddies who donate to him will up their donations.

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He lacks self awareness.

    • @lorenajenny
      @lorenajenny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is pathetic. He wants to come off as the victim when in reality he is very manipulative and overly dramatic once his false accusations backfired! He went to attack Shane out of jealousy, now he is being petty because people are calling him out on his BS and TH-cam probably gave him a strike for bullying and lying.

  • @Nimble96
    @Nimble96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    17:36 the way he pronounced bonkers is enough for him to be arrested tbh

    • @Camopartykei
      @Camopartykei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nimble Slayer bongers

  • @sadiebabyhater1654
    @sadiebabyhater1654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Ya know if this guy (Greggy poo) actually shampooed his hair, (lookin hella greasy my friend) and got some much needed therapy he could live a normal life

    • @naomifraser7090
      @naomifraser7090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Funny you mention his greasy hair, did you know he was infact an expert in keeping the nicest cleanest hair? He even tells people with thick black curly hair how to tend their hair.

    • @annadean387
      @annadean387 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He actually overwashes his hair which is why he looks like that. He reportedly takes several showers a day which makes his skin inflamed as hell and I’m assuming overproduced oil in his hair.

  • @katiemillican2562
    @katiemillican2562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    honestly onion boy at 10:00 reminds me of me when i’m pissed off about someone/something. however, the difference is i am a sixteen year old hormonal teenage girl and he’s a grown man with a wife and children

    • @jessicarabbit2.035
      @jessicarabbit2.035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Katie Millican pfft

    • @electrom.1703
      @electrom.1703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iM a hOrMoNaL tEEnAgEr

    • @beachesincali7606
      @beachesincali7606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SAME! But I'm a 20 year old woman with PTSD, which can make me act childish, something I'm overcoming that he's clearly not lmao.

  • @murdoxxed
    @murdoxxed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    it's honestly funny that strange aeons made more money from that video than the money greg made on his book

  • @squidinkNoodles
    @squidinkNoodles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "If you have 30% tax you loose half your income"
    wh....what? My little brother corrected him. My 12year old brother

  • @jessicarabbit2.035
    @jessicarabbit2.035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “ No, no, no, no, no. Not again.”
    I laughed too hard 🖤😹

  • @Alyssa-gw8hx
    @Alyssa-gw8hx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    His new house was nearly 500k, not 350k. He's incredibly dishonest.

    • @PeachFps
      @PeachFps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Alyssa wow. Disgusting

    • @CelticFairyBox
      @CelticFairyBox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He could have easily bought a home in the country side in wa state (I live here) for under 200k. He spends money unwisely.

    • @johnlevie
      @johnlevie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow. 500k wouldn’t even buy me a small apartment where I’m from. Would move to America in a heart beat

    • @TheMoonHuman
      @TheMoonHuman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's nearly 700000 In aussie money jesus that's what all the rich people buy around here. Average cost of australia housing cost about 400000. Why does he have to have such an expensive house if hes gunna go broke? Liar

    • @CelticFairyBox
      @CelticFairyBox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnlevie it's not all of America. Move to a big city or expensive area like California and a small apartments easily 500k.

  • @Shatterstar
    @Shatterstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    When you said he owned half a million due to a audit, I scared my dog with how loudly I laughed. WHY...AM I NOT..SURPRISED he tried to dodge paying his taxes?

  • @Randerson2409
    @Randerson2409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how at the start, Repzion is banging his head, trying to seem depressed about this, and his doggo is like "Dad! Dad! Hi! Hi! Hi!" :)

  • @dubitataugustinus
    @dubitataugustinus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I lost my CARS" as in several of them... Onion boy, your argument is invalid.

    • @macaronicheese8721
      @macaronicheese8721 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have 3 vehicles. im definitely not rich, if we missed one paycheck we'd lose everything

    • @johnj9877
      @johnj9877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      macaroni cheese sell like 2 or 1?

  • @nouliemikaela4734
    @nouliemikaela4734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Onision’s meaning of the word “broke” is “cannot have the lifestyle he currently has”
    He is a liar to others and himself

  • @skepticinall
    @skepticinall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Live. Below. Your. Means.
    It's really that simple. Live below your means and save the excess. You dont need a mansion, or even multiple cars. This idea that you must expand to meet your exact income is insane to me.

    • @michellecallahan9496
      @michellecallahan9496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right? My partner and I live on roughly $1100 a month with no debt other than our house note and rarely go without what we want, let alone things we need. We own a home, 3 acres, and a vehicle, but it sure as fuck isn't a Tesla and a 6 bedroom mansion. Its insane to think that people actually believe it takes tons of money to live a life. Um no. What takes tons of money is your new iPhone, designer clothes, entirely too much living space, and multiple $200k cars. Ugh.

    • @skepticinall
      @skepticinall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly

  • @MrsMeowMeowWoof
    @MrsMeowMeowWoof 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "No one teaches you this stuff"
    Um you're in your thirties Greg, that's your responsibility. You never picked up a tax how-to booklet?? Ever??? Honestly God help us with these problem solving skills.

  • @rollespil1000
    @rollespil1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just noticed how your dog reacted during the intro. He looked concerned :) "Dad, why are you banging your head on the desk?"

  • @TwinkleTwinkleTruly
    @TwinkleTwinkleTruly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Boohoo, someone doesn’t like my book and my “non-biased” “documentary” didn’t do so great! :’( I cheated on my taxes and now the government is mad at me, it’s so unfair! *insert more manipulation and crocodile tears here*
    He’s insufferable! >x

    • @hoppinginpuddles
      @hoppinginpuddles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My favourite part is that he calls it a bill. As if this is what happens. Nah dude, that's a FINE.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isn't it just taxes? He didn't pay taxes. These are the taxes he owes. No?

    • @hzuiel
      @hzuiel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The hilarious thing is this is about typical for leftists, they want tons of free shit handed out by the government, but when they actually have to pay the ridiculous taxes that are required to pay for all that shit, they're like "fuck this, i'm not paying that!"

    • @Dragonbleps
      @Dragonbleps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think any group or "side" would hate to have him

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @hzuiel Less crack before you crack.

  • @destanyd604
    @destanyd604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Maybe we will all get lucky and he will go to jail from this.

    • @radiatorbacon5239
      @radiatorbacon5239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would be great, but he is also an influencer and might get internet privileges.

  • @CoryBloodNGore
    @CoryBloodNGore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Playing this in the background while working on a project, hearing "she made more on this video than I did on my book sales", had to drop what I was doing to laugh harder than I have in months

    • @zestyguineapig
      @zestyguineapig 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol that’s when you happen when you have characters have underage sex. The characters are ALL him. His narcissistic personality. All characters admire the main character. Hmmm, like how he feels about his followers.

  • @fae7527
    @fae7527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i like how he said 30% tax is half his income like.. does he know what "half" is.... 🤔

    • @JanSparkles1
      @JanSparkles1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HatsuneTetoLuver21
    @HatsuneTetoLuver21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I'm pretty sure the last thing the world needs is Onionboy as one of its protectors through law enforcement. I wouldn't trust him to protect my pet hamster.

    • @radiatorbacon5239
      @radiatorbacon5239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Your hamster would immediately die at the sound of his voice saying "I'm a real adult I can watch a hamster".

    • @Mylifestoriesmaybe
      @Mylifestoriesmaybe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@radiatorbacon5239 lol

    • @7mnee365
      @7mnee365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wouldn’t trust him with my turtle 🐢

    • @SilentNightkiller969
      @SilentNightkiller969 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly same.

  • @alyssamason9509
    @alyssamason9509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    You "misgendered" Lainey @ 5:42 . Prepare for like 3 videos of him talking about how you made Lainey cry.

    • @HexManiacQuinn
      @HexManiacQuinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      When even Onision called Lainey his "wife", then switched to "spouse" because people pointed out that him accusing other of misgendering and being a poor trans ally is a tad hypocritical when he does the same :P

    • @dm7626
      @dm7626 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poor Kalvin lmao .

  • @suckmywaffle
    @suckmywaffle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    how has Onision been on TH-cam for years and still has the worst camera/editing quality??

  • @christyfielding7498
    @christyfielding7498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "This documentary I spent all day on" oh wow you spent a whole day on it?!

  • @iain2080
    @iain2080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I love your doggos concern for you in the intro

    • @angeloffish
      @angeloffish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Iain O'C it was so sweet.

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he was doin' him a concern

    • @angeloffish
      @angeloffish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TooRouxlsForKaards was probably worried he was hurting himself.

    • @catmadigan7763
      @catmadigan7763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Daaaaaad, you kay?”

    • @grindcoreninja6527
      @grindcoreninja6527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He snacc
      He protact
      He gives sad bois lacks.

  • @salazar556
    @salazar556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    ......He seriously thinks he was defending Shane in that video?

    • @Megan-ir3ze
      @Megan-ir3ze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Salazar He’s completely delusional. It’s actually scary.

  • @AdventurerBatman
    @AdventurerBatman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It's funny how he says how bad it feels when people with bigger channels than him devalue what he says and doesn't believe him. But that's exactly what he did with repzion

  • @jackbrigoli7452
    @jackbrigoli7452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I could just become a cop or something." In order to be a cop, you need to understand the law and try not to you know, break it.

  • @uncletapeworm9107
    @uncletapeworm9107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    love these recent uploads, i've been around on your channel for years and i can really tell that you're finally enjoying making vids again

    • @Raz0rking
      @Raz0rking 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah..one can see him gettin old xD

  • @TaraVanflower
    @TaraVanflower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    It's gross this guy ever made enough money to own a mansion in the first place. And we're supposed to feel sorry for him MAYBE having to get an actual job? Not likely.

    • @TaraVanflower
      @TaraVanflower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      also, what's the deal with his hair wings? #pettycommentispetty

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If the guy did anything worth enough money to buy a mansion (curing diseases, bringing wealth to the people, et cetera), I'd feel sorry for him.
      I don't feel sorry for him.

    • @dash-x
      @dash-x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There’s a big difference between large wealthy mansion, and a McMansion. Those aren’t as expensive as one would think. Also they bring down the neighborhood value,so lots of people hate them.
      Cheaply made tract houses in mansion form. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ashleighe Simpson “not as expensive” girl speak for yourself my house is old and a piece of shit it was so much more then I would think

  • @MajorTreble619
    @MajorTreble619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a full Onion video, I’ve only been watching the commentaries and maybe that’s the “wrong” way to do things, buuuuuut from what I have seen I don’t need to waste my time 🤷🏻‍♀️ so thank you for all your videos haha

  • @LucianCorrvinus
    @LucianCorrvinus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Having had reported instances of law breaking, and a record of questionable behavior, law enforcement will not accept him..

  • @girlwriteswhat
    @girlwriteswhat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Onision's kid on TH-cam 10 years in the future: "Sonny of 5".

    • @Tengokuchi
      @Tengokuchi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's a horrific thought.

    • @Opheliamamars
      @Opheliamamars 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is hilarious

    • @aly5891
      @aly5891 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like daddy o five as in he’s gonna beat his kids? Just clarifying

    • @kiera8431
      @kiera8431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Aly Robot Nah like the kid has 5 parents who get chained up in the basement regularly

    • @NikaZeWaal
      @NikaZeWaal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think onision is able to take care of a child.

  • @kraye2213
    @kraye2213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    I am so happy your channel exists. I don't have to give Onision views and still get to laugh at him.

    • @carlbaker9817
      @carlbaker9817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Karissa Besaw I felt that wow

    • @thewendigo1009
      @thewendigo1009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg yes

    • @xoxopuppies12xoxo
      @xoxopuppies12xoxo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too girl me too

    • @starryrih
      @starryrih 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @grimble4564
      @grimble4564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Repzion and ÆONS are doing a real service for the American public

  • @Rogergs16
    @Rogergs16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't believe the amount of videos that Onision made named "I'm sorry" or somewhat similar as that.

  • @StaceAyyy
    @StaceAyyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    dude you're my fave investigator of all TH-cam scammers and creepers. idk most of these creators but the drama is hilarious and oh-so-popcorn worthy

  • @SpookyStregaAL
    @SpookyStregaAL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Does he still not get that just because he wrote a book based on true events and people doesn't mean that he has the talent and ability to recreate those characters and events with good writing?

    • @isabeaublea8008
      @isabeaublea8008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes yes thank you for saying it!

  • @psi_rockin
    @psi_rockin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    If onion were a Kirby villain he'd be king dededuction

    • @naomigallacher7384
      @naomigallacher7384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmaooo I read it in the announcers voice as well 😂

    • @oxycuntin2059
      @oxycuntin2059 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haaaaa x) lol have my like

    • @armsock
      @armsock 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂 too far

    • @ruth540
      @ruth540 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loving the pfp btw!!

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Final smash: IRS Audit

  • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
    @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was ready to interject on that psych degree comment until you said “unless you have a master’s”
    Then I had to sit my ass back down.
    Boy knows what’s up

  • @Treegona
    @Treegona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "My objective is to connect with you on a human level" as opposed to his usual lizard-person level.