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  • @abigailstandish4143
    @abigailstandish4143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7330

    U N L I M I T E D P O W E R

    • @yaboiiiogre1332
      @yaboiiiogre1332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Abigail Standish. T H I S I S M Y V E G A N B O D Y

    • @Israfel36
      @Israfel36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      I lost my shit at that part.

    • @DarkLightHuntress
      @DarkLightHuntress 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was perfect! :D

    • @mouseggurl102
      @mouseggurl102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It was worth watching Onion in the diaper 😂

    • @KattyDaeNonexistent
      @KattyDaeNonexistent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      RIP to my ears for hearing that with speakers on full volume but totally worth it for the laughs though xD

  • @awooingstops
    @awooingstops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2920

    The intro.... Honestly.... That sums up onisions entire career.

    • @Modulates
      @Modulates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I need Vodka after the intro.

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      repzion's face watching that speaks for everyone

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I was a happier person before I saw that.

    • @awooingstops
      @awooingstops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@couragekarnga8735 It just changed me. I thought I wanted to die before it. But now I just want that sweet sweet realease of death, and even then I dont think it would be good enough...

    • @TheSlipperyNUwUdle
      @TheSlipperyNUwUdle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The only thing that made that bearable was Repzion’s wine sipping and expressions. I cannot believe that was just a little over two minutes. I’m not even saying that for comedic effect.

  • @InOtterSpace
    @InOtterSpace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    "You've lost your chance to know me."
    Me: *And nothing of value was lost.*

    • @lexyshannon9428
      @lexyshannon9428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This comment is severely underrated

    • @charleyycharley9859
      @charleyycharley9859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lexy Shannon I know right!

    • @jjju3
      @jjju3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Im removing my personality"
      Me: *and nothing of value was lost*

    • @rockngrease6463
      @rockngrease6463 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jjju3 You okay bud?

    • @redratcrawford
      @redratcrawford 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      was there really anything of value to begin with ?

  • @nat2002
    @nat2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    "I'm being unfairly accused, if I was guilty I'd be punished."
    *gets punished*
    "I'm being unfairly punished--"

    • @d1guyhere888
      @d1guyhere888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which is a legitimate response if true....

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      being called out...guess he can't get off to that one.....

  • @MonsterHighGirly
    @MonsterHighGirly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    “i don’t want to be apart of this high school-esque drama”... but you date teenagers?

    • @ThatOneLeek
      @ThatOneLeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Fucking shots fired. That was good!

    • @radchad2338
      @radchad2338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oop

    • @akihito8247
      @akihito8247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Amber Morgan i'm in his age range and he's older than my dad lmao

    • @akihito8247
      @akihito8247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amber Morgan i'm in his age range and he's older than my dad lmao

    • @akihito8247
      @akihito8247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amber Morgan i'm in his age range and he's older than my dad lmao

  • @gamingnerd19
    @gamingnerd19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2026

    When Repzion opens a bottle of wine and pours the whole glass
    You know it’s gonna be Onision

    • @FallingOranges
      @FallingOranges 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I'd would say I'd be less surprised if he poured a glass and drunk from the bottle, but that's pretty much what happened.

    • @thetruehellfiregaming3685
      @thetruehellfiregaming3685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      One bottle? He probably bought out all the wine from every store in a 30 miles radius to deal with....ugh..onision

    • @aleksandragrey1863
      @aleksandragrey1863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What a mood

    • @plasmaglobe2850
      @plasmaglobe2850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      When the name of the video has the name Onision in it
      You know it’s gonna be Onision

    • @DannyConeHeadOnceLer
      @DannyConeHeadOnceLer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah pretty much

  • @nietzopaniquen
    @nietzopaniquen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1993

    Onision: "I'm removing my personality from the internet"
    Me: bold of you to assume you have one

  • @thedisconnect5769
    @thedisconnect5769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    The ultimate grooming : Literally paying for a heart surgery to make her feel like she owes him his life.

    • @courtneyjohnson3761
      @courtneyjohnson3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Please tell me you're not serious!?

    • @courtneyjohnson3761
      @courtneyjohnson3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm admittedly coming in a little bit late on all this did that sincerely freaking happen?!

    • @operleutnant7235
      @operleutnant7235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      StarGazer Doe89 are you shocked that Onision would do such a thing or the claim itself.

    • @courtneyjohnson3761
      @courtneyjohnson3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@operleutnant7235 I meant the statement in a "I knew he was no good but, but that's shocking even from him" kinda way. that is a new low. Forgive me was this done to pie or are we referring to someone else? Like I said coming in a little late!

    • @courtneyjohnson3761
      @courtneyjohnson3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@operleutnant7235 as in which partner/friend was made to feel they owed their lives because he paid for heart surgery?

  • @popliuythj
    @popliuythj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Cops knock on the door: "Sir, please open up, we have multiple noise complaints about screaming and honking horns--"
    *Onion emerges in diaper*

    • @dumpsterchild131
      @dumpsterchild131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      it’s 2 am and I’m trying not to laugh my ass off

    • @zeus.9285
      @zeus.9285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That cop would need therapy. Forever

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ''I swear it's not a fetish!'' is probably what he'd say,LOLOLOL.

    • @thetea4093
      @thetea4093 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aporue5893 I don’t even know if it is for him, it seems like something he’d do to just… get attention and be qUIRKY

    • @georgeweaver9665
      @georgeweaver9665 ปีที่แล้ว

      That Cop better pull out his gun or call for some serious back up. I guarantee he’ll definitely need it.

  • @birdie327
    @birdie327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

    Who even says it was the internet who called CPS and Animal Control on Greg? If I heard my neighbour screaming that loud at night and throwing shit around I probably would fear for his children’s living environment as well.
    Anyone has a right to call when they are concerned, and shouldn’t be shamed for that.

    • @graypetcoyle
      @graypetcoyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      birdie typically CPS and AC will say if it was a neighbor or not, so while Onion is probably lying, it also could be that they didn’t say it was a neighbor and therefore it could be assumed that it was the Internet.

    • @birdie327
      @birdie327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      graypetcoyle He also said they said it was a “bullshit” case even through child care investigators are like not allowed to do that.
      They have to treat every case the same. He’s such a bad liar.

    • @Boredchinchilla
      @Boredchinchilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I would have called the cops and not just CPS if I had heard those screams. It must have sounded like someone was being murdered to his neighbors...
      If his house is somewhat isolated and he only has one or two neighbors (unlike a suburb where you could have 20 neighbors), CPS might purposely not say that a neighbor reported him, just because it would be too easy for him to figure out who it might have been and attempt to get revenge on them.

    • @graypetcoyle
      @graypetcoyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cj perhaps it depend on country and state, but CPS 10000% told my parents that it was a neighbor, never which one, when our neighbors called because I was playing “too much” in the front yard unsupervised

  • @sunfloweremo
    @sunfloweremo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1911

    That opening clip felt eighty hours wrong
    *I meant long. But also wrong.

    • @sunfloweremo
      @sunfloweremo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@helloproxyyou didn't miss much. Made me uncomfortable tho 😂

    • @Mylo8328
      @Mylo8328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It just kept fucking going I just wanted it to be over but he just kept beating me over and over and over again over the head oh god

    • @JezebelRush
      @JezebelRush 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I thought I died and went to hell lmao

    • @dena81
      @dena81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Freudian slip and so true

    • @sunfloweremo
      @sunfloweremo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dena81 😂

  • @mooedy
    @mooedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    *this man has children*
    *he’s using his children’s stuff for this video*

    • @user-fd3ip5ff6z
      @user-fd3ip5ff6z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All pedo men in fact wanted to be tortured and ruled by woman
      That’s the true face of pedo macho man
      He’s a baby
      The evil Baby must be punished and abused he wants to be abused and tortured
      Real woman tortured his baby boy

    • @presidentmilitaryedwardgru2507
      @presidentmilitaryedwardgru2507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This man is clearly a disturbed individual. He is beyond saving. Prison is where he belongs.

    • @I_Am_Transcendentem
      @I_Am_Transcendentem 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      actually he did buy adult nappies

  • @theGobFather17
    @theGobFather17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    This man has kids.
    This man has neighbours.
    If I lived next to him, there’d be a lot of calls

    • @rasmuss25
      @rasmuss25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you own a gun?

    • @Dragonsalchemy88
      @Dragonsalchemy88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @hex the entire intro I was thinking "I feel SO bad for his neighbors (and of course his family)

  • @wrenlee9270
    @wrenlee9270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "I will remove my personality" that's such a psychopathic thing to say lmao

    • @koneraksinthasomphone9946
      @koneraksinthasomphone9946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wren Lee that’s creepy af

    • @whywhy8324
      @whywhy8324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "There is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there."

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Doesn't help that he already had the personality of an alien trying to assimilate into human life.

    • @nicolelast230
      @nicolelast230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IKR???

    • @gabimaza780
      @gabimaza780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wren Lee literally

  • @MsSPrescott1
    @MsSPrescott1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    "You straight up try to ruin my marriage" bro you don't need our help there

  • @sophietaylor6755
    @sophietaylor6755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    His children weren’t in bed? Where are they? Are they just chilling with big daddy Kai listening to him scream and yell like a psychopath out in the yard...in the dark...in the rain?

    • @cBearTV-
      @cBearTV- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      A scary thought isn't it ☹️

    • @cadaverous6
      @cadaverous6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Poor kids are scared to death probably

    • @Neku628
      @Neku628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      They probably can't sleep with Greg shrieking in the house, throwing their stuff all over the place and honking the car horn with his butt.

    • @nissamanissa
      @nissamanissa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For real.

    • @radicallamp6762
      @radicallamp6762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My thoughts exactly. He probably terrifies his kids!

  • @clowntrashh
    @clowntrashh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    “I didn’t destroy wetlands.”
    Didn’t you make a go fund me to fix the wetlands you destroyed... you were gonna let people name trees

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think that was a joke, a shit joke but I don't think it was serious.

    • @izzyg5594
      @izzyg5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah there's a video of him with a mini-bulldozer looking thing RUINING THE WETLANDS BEHIND HIS HOUSE....

  • @ecaterinavisan8178
    @ecaterinavisan8178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    This man has kids...
    Imagine being like 6 and you wake up in the middle of the night to see your dad in a diaper and braking the toys of your toddler sibling.
    That kid will invent a new form of daddy issues.

    • @astrangeone
      @astrangeone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Gods, I just want a giant joint after watching his behaviour.

    • @mewntay230
      @mewntay230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same thing as waking up to a dad who thinks he's a girl & he dresses in female clothing. More & more people are having an identity crisis.

    • @ewbugss2050
      @ewbugss2050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@mewntay230
      So if a girl dresses up as a guy it's bad?

    • @mewntay230
      @mewntay230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ewbugss2050 I'm talking about gender dysphoria & identity crisis. People act like & think they're the opposite sex/gender and soon people are gonna pretend to be a different age. Only a matter of time.

    • @natalieh9300
      @natalieh9300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@mewntay230 are you reffering to Laney? The person Greg is married to? Because "they" aren't female anymore, but they also aren't Male
      *edit* oh Greg is saying that they are his husband now so I guess he's a guy now

  • @MissysWorld5
    @MissysWorld5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    The most consistent thing about Greg is that he has no realistic understanding of the law.
    Unless, of course, it’s about the age of consent. Then he really seems to understand.

    • @Jazz1539
      @Jazz1539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This one is golden

    • @user-fd3ip5ff6z
      @user-fd3ip5ff6z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nymphetish didn’t you see that?
      He’s a baby
      Stupid BABY BOY who need to be spanked~~~ yayay

    • @user-fd3ip5ff6z
      @user-fd3ip5ff6z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Onision needs mommy’s spanking~~~ ya man~~~~

    • @channelname8371
      @channelname8371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nymphetish LOLLLL yeah for real 😂

    • @fredmontgomery1554
      @fredmontgomery1554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's been on thin ice with that even lol

  • @lucymullen8344
    @lucymullen8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I love how he thinks he’s punishing the people who are concerned for his children’s and animals’ safety by removing content from the internet.

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you just know he got off to that.ick.

  • @AJ_1namillion
    @AJ_1namillion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Onision: “You earned not being able to know me”
    Me: *Well thank god for that!*

    • @Wendigussy
      @Wendigussy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *task failed successfully*

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think he's so narcissistic that not knowing him is legitimately the worst punishment he can think of.

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same.

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      me-same.

  • @Sarah-dl4sl
    @Sarah-dl4sl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    Onision: “I don’t want to be involved in high school drama”
    Also Onision: *refers to people as preps, goths, jocks, etc and is over 30 years old

    • @yallratripbye9570
      @yallratripbye9570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMFAO HAHA

    • @huekanosedot
      @huekanosedot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      No, he doesn't want to deal with high school drama. Judging by the intro, he wants preschool drama

    • @Sarah-dl4sl
      @Sarah-dl4sl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tayler Nicole 💀💀💀

    • @MKSsmile
      @MKSsmile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Apparently his books are about highschoolers???? Lmao

    • @amandamitchell4722
      @amandamitchell4722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PREACH!

  • @beiger2227
    @beiger2227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    That baby part. I can't believe he thought this was okay.

    • @kyleroscoe1704
      @kyleroscoe1704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @cyka blyat no I think he was mocking the abdl fetish

    • @radiatorbacon5239
      @radiatorbacon5239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@kyleroscoe1704 we know. He didn't actually mean that he was making fun of his kids, it was a joke.

    • @shaleemichelle
      @shaleemichelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I'd fucking hate to be his neighbor, imagine being kept awake at 2 in the goddamn morning, listening to his piss-poor attempt at being a comedian.

    • @Osias1983
      @Osias1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's Onision. Nothing he does should surprise us.

    • @HawkinaBox
      @HawkinaBox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I died of laughter

  • @bowtiepotato554
    @bowtiepotato554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    The only reason why he wants to take his marriage status down is so he can most likely cheat more freely now😅

  • @okaywhynot4728
    @okaywhynot4728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Imagine being in the James Jackson’s (Onision’s) trial when they have to exhibit the video at the beginning as evidence. Imagine being the lawyer/prosecutor who has to view and review this footage as part of their statements and arguments in court. Imagine being the judge and wishing you could just throw this case out *so you don’t have to hear or watch that fucking video again.* Imagine James just sitting proudly and chuckling at his handiwork while everyone else stares daggers into this fucking lunatic wondering how he even had any fans to give him the time of day

    • @Amanda-oz1qo
      @Amanda-oz1qo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And when no one laughs he says under his breath " you didn't get the joke" then folds his arms and pouts

    • @amybess
      @amybess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Funny you said that

    • @okaywhynot4728
      @okaywhynot4728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Amy Erlanger ladies and gentlemen he’s outdone our worst case scenarios yet again. I would applaud him for his creativity and his ability to surprise us every time if it wasn’t so distressing and traumatic to everyone around him.

  • @almitat9610
    @almitat9610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2169

    Onision: “YoU EaRNeD NoT GeTtiNg To KnOw Me.”
    My life remains unaffected.

    • @starglitterful
      @starglitterful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      You're life remains healthy.

    • @thamysmalcolm2535
      @thamysmalcolm2535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i wish it had happened sooner

    • @LuLu.Leigh420
      @LuLu.Leigh420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He swears he's punishing his viewers. That ought to teach 'em lol.

    • @kitt3ncake445
      @kitt3ncake445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Blessings come everyday!

    • @schism_9893
      @schism_9893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Knowing him, he's gonna overshare again a few months from now.

  • @ashamburn8598
    @ashamburn8598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    1. His humor is so old, unfunny, and outdated.
    2. No one has ever wanted him to be so open about his personal life.

    • @bobbybologna3029
      @bobbybologna3029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      he's just screaming tho, I don't think that's ever been funny

    • @ashamburn8598
      @ashamburn8598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Bobby Bologna yeah but I remember when humor like that was received better than it is now. I’ve always hated it.

    • @williamlevijames8904
      @williamlevijames8904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Most guys kind of like stop finding things funny after the age of 13 and that's why we still make the same jokes up till we are 60.

    • @ashamburn8598
      @ashamburn8598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wild Will unfortunate facts

    • @svby
      @svby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      3. No one EVER cared or gave two shits about his private life 😂

  • @witchyarch
    @witchyarch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I'm so late to this but this man has children. He's doing this insane behavior with them in the home. That is terrifying and it HAS to be damaging. My heart breaks for them. And can we please send prayers to his neighbors for having to live next to this psychopath.

  • @michellecieoffi4846
    @michellecieoffi4846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Shame on CPS. His daughter fell out a window like a year later. He's clearly not fit to be a father, citizen, or human.

  • @ashv9565
    @ashv9565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    "I want a happy life separate from the internet."
    Then stop posting your personal business online boy.

    • @frug5629
      @frug5629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No. No he doesn't. If he wanted that, he would've pulled the plug on his channel and just go away. He's addicted to E-drama.

  • @jessexv9018
    @jessexv9018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Onision is still living in the culture and values of 2002 and doesn’t understand that the world has changed and what we view as funny and acceptable has changed. His content and humor just isn’t good and he doesn’t understand how the world works anymore

    • @sirherothebrave
      @sirherothebrave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I love offensive humor alot still watch lets say brandon rogers every time he uploads. The problem is, greg was never funny even when that was funny and mainstream. Where is the joke, there is none.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If he keeps this up... Oh God, he might be president!

    • @eressyeager124
      @eressyeager124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sirherothebrave The joke is his entire TH-cam channel XD

    • @SmittenKitten96
      @SmittenKitten96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He could have had so much potential if he just evolved his content with the times and wasn't such a creepy asshole. I used to love his videos way back in like 2009 but he just went downhill.

    • @Checkers1993ify
      @Checkers1993ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SmittenKitten96 Yeah, and it's really amazing that he managed to remain big for as long as he did. How many people who are stuck in the mindset of the late '00s and what would fly then remained big for as long as Onision did?

  • @Slutfortea
    @Slutfortea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    He finally embracing his true form, a man baby

  • @aliciashculler3177
    @aliciashculler3177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    2016: scary killer clowns
    2018: scary global warming
    2019: THIS

    • @punchyboi6915
      @punchyboi6915 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True fear

    • @ironbloodworks1052
      @ironbloodworks1052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      2020: Coronavirus

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you know what's also bad?onion dressed as pennywise and also the diapers...I can't even....

  • @cats1970
    @cats1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    “You don’t get to see my personality anymore”
    Does anybody remember that scene where Spongebob said he was moving and Squidward loudly celebrated in the background

    • @fasshunmonsuta3377
      @fasshunmonsuta3377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cats I have laughed for 5 minutes over this comment. 😂

  • @Nova-jj6ov
    @Nova-jj6ov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    "I'm removing my personality." Please do. Please, I'm begging.

  • @hans5500
    @hans5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Onision got mad at his kid so he did what he does with everyone else he gets mad at - makes a video about them

  • @celestialchronic3572
    @celestialchronic3572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I had to take 13 hits total from my wax pen to get through that first part

    • @phoenixdavida8987
      @phoenixdavida8987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @baffled_clam
      @baffled_clam 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Giiiirl share dat shit, ive got a horrible headache now

    • @hayleyk6350
      @hayleyk6350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I smoked a blunt 🤣🤣

  • @harmonimom
    @harmonimom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    Every time he calls Onion Boy "Greggy Poo" it adds another year onto my life

    • @rollfizzlebeef5384
      @rollfizzlebeef5384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      harmonimom “Greggy Poo” Repzion 2019

    • @thebiggay8092
      @thebiggay8092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It has aged me 10 years so I can legally drink now

    • @deadpanrobo
      @deadpanrobo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thebiggay8092 wait...you're 11?

    • @thebiggay8092
      @thebiggay8092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@deadpanrobo yes, and I was raised by the internet and can hate onion child as much as the rest of y'all.
      Edit: Also I honestly don't know why people *older* then me would like him tbh

    • @deadpanrobo
      @deadpanrobo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thebiggay8092 No hate from me, I'm only 8 years older, we've both been raised by the Internet 😂 your watching more intelligent stuff then I was at your age, then again back then Pewdiepie was new and also completely different from what he is now

  • @Bigbandjazz
    @Bigbandjazz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    okay but let's just really think about this for a sec. he went to the shops, brought a pack of adult nappies and went home. he stripped off and put them on. he set up a camera in the cold silence of the night and proceeded to crawl down a set of steps, all while wailing like a baby. during the editing process, he WATCHED IT BACK, and decided it was modern art, and concluded that this was something the world needed. the amount of cringe and second hand embarrassment is something i genuinely cannot condense into a TH-cam comment,like my throat is actually burning from this embarrassment. this man is a FATHER. somebody's LEGAL GUARDIAN. dead

    • @LO-kt2kx
      @LO-kt2kx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      St. Jimmy he probably bought them on amazon

    • @lilacKurage
      @lilacKurage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Greg thinks we "deserve" anything he makes.
      This was beyond cringe...

    • @notzelduh
      @notzelduh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      a guardian of THREE CHILDREN. they vacationed where i work and i was shocked to see 3 children with them

    • @gaspingalien
      @gaspingalien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao so sad

    • @SerafinaP
      @SerafinaP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Someone has to send this to the authorities in his area, not because they could actually get him on anything probably, but just because at this point they deserve a laugh for dealing with onision all the time.

  • @Al-nr9nd
    @Al-nr9nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Jfc...I think he genuinely hates his children. And children in general.

    • @charlynnedust6252
      @charlynnedust6252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Except once they get to the age of... say... 14..? Maybe 15?

    • @Al-nr9nd
      @Al-nr9nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@charlynnedust6252 sadly

    • @astrealbrizbee9815
      @astrealbrizbee9815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well...Not children he dates

    • @Blarnix
      @Blarnix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He dates them though

    • @TheoCynical
      @TheoCynical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's like that narcissistic child who never grew out of his narcissism.
      Weird part is that he dates young people whom he identifies with...
      When you realize they're young based on lack of experience and maturity due to age and he's... just stunted on his maturity; probably because of his poor childhood.

  • @echelonarmy2008
    @echelonarmy2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I feel like comparing him to Palpatine is an insult to Palpatine.

  • @JessTheory
    @JessTheory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    "I'm Greg. Feel bad for me. If you don't, you are a bad person" --most manipulative sociopath narcissist I have ever seen.

    • @radicallamp6762
      @radicallamp6762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hes 100% a sociopath!

    • @izzyg5594
      @izzyg5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is textbook definition Narcissistic Sociopath....

  • @novisnovis
    @novisnovis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    onision out here complaining about girls makeup being unnatural while his foundation is not even matching his neck

    • @mortimerjames218
      @mortimerjames218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thank you! I was hoping someone else noticed.

    • @mlind-je5jn
      @mlind-je5jn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And covering his lips lol

    • @badgebunny87
      @badgebunny87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg I know right!! And his nose needs some contouring 🙄

    • @lilysnape6520
      @lilysnape6520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It'S the same as his videos about curly hair :D

    • @abbykayplays2223
      @abbykayplays2223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously lmfao

  • @livianomaly75
    @livianomaly75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    he can’t even look into the camera for more than three seconds. “iM hOnEsT”

  • @lotusfae
    @lotusfae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "I don't wanna be part of this teen drama-esque thing you guys are doing online."
    **CONTINUES TO MAKE NOTHING BUT TEEN DRAMA-ESQUE AND BIZARRE CONTENT**

  • @xsugarbugx
    @xsugarbugx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    Onision: "I don't wanna be involved in your high school drama anymore."
    Also onision: *writes a book involving edgy teenage drama*

    • @juliaziaja6596
      @juliaziaja6596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      pumkin_king 14 based on a true story*

    • @cristiana8044
      @cristiana8044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      holy shit ,the funny thing is, im pretty sure the main character is based of off how onion boy sees himself (hes vain as shit)

    • @MsDragontooth
      @MsDragontooth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *books. Unfortunately there are more

    • @xsugarbugx
      @xsugarbugx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All three very edgy high school things to do lol, write a fan fic about yourself, then say it's based on a true story (even though the whole things bull), then get an edgy tattoo about blocking all the haters.

    • @littleoreo7717
      @littleoreo7717 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha! Pure irony.

  • @pcakes1412
    @pcakes1412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Not a single conscious being:
    Onision: P E O P L E H A T E M Y H O N E S T Y

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That meme is getting old

    • @MrMadtv123
      @MrMadtv123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tsfbaf303 onion boys antics are getting old

    • @neoven5585
      @neoven5585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tsfbaf303 stil gud

    • @pcakes1412
      @pcakes1412 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meine Namen so?

  • @teddtbhoy
    @teddtbhoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Did he actually call other people predators, that’s a bit ironic.

    • @amybess
      @amybess 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Demonetized

    • @robertwilliams6664
      @robertwilliams6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The pot calling the kettle black

  • @underrthebridge
    @underrthebridge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Onion boy has taught me that you should never trust anyone who’s eyebrows touch their eyes

  • @NicolonCancer
    @NicolonCancer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Can you imagine Greg between takes, just creepily going silent to pick up the camera and see if he got "the perfect shot" of him maniacally screaming. *shivers* ew.

    • @monierelocated2028
      @monierelocated2028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      __LP__ He also had to move his children to a different part of the house to film. Imagine your dad in a diaper telling you to go sit in the living room so he can put on and stretch out your pants in your room for a video. Traumatic.

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@monierelocated2028 A video that practically no one will watch, to boot.
      When that kid is old enough to learn who their father is, a lot of fucked up things are going to start making sense for them.

    • @caitlinnittler2337
      @caitlinnittler2337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oooohhh god *shivers*

    • @reindeerage
      @reindeerage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      his poor poor poor children holy shit

    • @igitaanerut7645
      @igitaanerut7645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Had I been his neighbor I would have been terrified.

  • @zackjess4755
    @zackjess4755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    I thought the onision diaper clip lasted like 10 minutes, but it was acctually around 2.

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      same but i thought that was just cuz i was high

    • @mackaylacook148
      @mackaylacook148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought it went on for ten hours

    • @catfacexkillah
      @catfacexkillah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It felt like FOREVER! OMG.

    • @KIWIKIMI14
      @KIWIKIMI14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Slick Beats same it felt like a hour I was wondering wtf I clicked on lol

    • @Samuel-ku1qb
      @Samuel-ku1qb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No fucking way. It was like half an hour of pure agony.

  • @KaiWhiteFox
    @KaiWhiteFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “If you don’t understand that, I don’t understand you.” *looks down tragically cause I’m so tragic and sad*

  • @briannarichardson-asbury3452
    @briannarichardson-asbury3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    He said he's all about honestly, but lied about wanting to kill himself to get out of allimony payments....huh

  • @SkylarVanity
    @SkylarVanity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Greg is just live streaming his mid life crisis at this point

    • @kozel3513
      @kozel3513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      his whole life has been one tbh

  • @sofietedesco4729
    @sofietedesco4729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    He’s so melodramatic. This whole video I kept thinking of the Spongebob bit where Mr. Krabs plays the worlds smallest violin

    • @loli_cvnt5622
      @loli_cvnt5622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh no, now I wanna put Spongebob music behind his video but my channel would probably get flooded with Greggy boi fan tears. We all know he never hesitated to cry about the smallest things.

  • @Renostat_
    @Renostat_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    WHEN HE STARTED DOING A HANDSTAND ON THE TOILET THERE WAS ACTUALLY A STAIN IM DISGUSTED

    • @SeaChelle
      @SeaChelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I SAW THAT TOO

  • @KimberlyGonzalez-zn4jp
    @KimberlyGonzalez-zn4jp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The fact that I can't drink makes this so much worse I just wanna put acid in my eyes because they're traumatized

  • @brittanydoyon1762
    @brittanydoyon1762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Not even 3minutes in and I’m dying from second hand embarrassment 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ the thought of his poor children growing up and seeing this, is very disturbing and I’m very embarrassed for them...

    • @ledog9979
      @ledog9979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Imagine growing up with everything, then going outside to play just to see your dad in a diaper running around screaming like a lunatic.

    • @socialanxietydora4112
      @socialanxietydora4112 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They will end up in the entitled parents or narcissistic reddit thread

  • @kartinastorm8472
    @kartinastorm8472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2958

    In the famous words of PewDiePie, "loud doesn't equal funny."

    • @hannahlanai
      @hannahlanai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      tell that to Kevin Hart.....

    • @ninjanippledog725
      @ninjanippledog725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Ironic of pewdiepie to say that lol

    • @ReginaFries
      @ReginaFries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@ninjanippledog725 At least pewds is "honest" and own it when he makes mistakes unlike onion.

    • @mysterylobster
      @mysterylobster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      NinjaNipple Dog loud can make funny things funnier, if used appropriately. But in and of itself, loud is not funny

    • @thetruth4654
      @thetruth4654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hannahlanai If Kevin Hart is your example then you`ve all ready proved he`s point.

  • @thetherrannative
    @thetherrannative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The way you consistently call him "Greggy-Poo" through all of your videos makes me happy in a way I can't quite describe.

  • @MegaLpso
    @MegaLpso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    THE FACT LANEY IS WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAYS "Broken" IS THE MOST IRONIC THING WHEN SHES STANDING NEXT TO HIM, OH POOR LANEY.

  • @junkiejackflash
    @junkiejackflash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    A large part of me, when onion boy was honking his car horn with his baby bum bum, wanted the airbag to trigger and launch him through the back windshield.

    • @rul1st3n1ng
      @rul1st3n1ng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      CJ R baby bum bum

    • @LiterallyScarecrow
      @LiterallyScarecrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      b a b y b u m b u m

    • @junkiejackflash
      @junkiejackflash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      mub mub ybab

    • @curryinahurry1746
      @curryinahurry1746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same mate. Wish he either got thrown to prison or got confined to a wheelchair.

    • @lisalentile177
      @lisalentile177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao I just had a mental picture

  • @jupiterzombies
    @jupiterzombies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    he has CHILDREN......he used their outfits and toys for THIS.

    • @rebeccaspratling2865
      @rebeccaspratling2865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Well how else is he going to deduct all of it? 😂

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      A person like him should not be allowed to have kids

    • @TheLordhorationelson
      @TheLordhorationelson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      that's quite disturbing

    • @hayleeofthevalley
      @hayleeofthevalley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Glen tennis they probably won’t be normal though because like... when does that ever happen outside of books and movies. The apple often doesn’t fall far from the tree unfortunately

    • @juliereminiec4937
      @juliereminiec4937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what children?

  • @rocktartz
    @rocktartz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "The jedi are taking over im so weak"
    *POW*
    I cant breathe I was laughing so hard...

    • @zacknox9553
      @zacknox9553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dandy I HAVE UNLIMITED POWER!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡ UNLIMITED POWERRRR

  • @taillesshalo8373
    @taillesshalo8373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "If I've committed tax fraud id be in jail"
    *circus music begins to play*

  • @Free_Palestine_75
    @Free_Palestine_75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    "People hate me for my honesty"
    No we hate you for your lies.

    • @psynom3777
      @psynom3777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And that clip

    • @sdrkelley
      @sdrkelley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Moomoo Army
      Hahahahaha!
      “No we hate you because you do things that any sane person would hate”

    • @quintecence
      @quintecence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That and the whole being a paedophile thing 😂

    • @user-nh5zd3ic8r
      @user-nh5zd3ic8r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hate him for exiting

    • @juliereminiec4937
      @juliereminiec4937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and the public displayance of his insanity

  • @thisisfuckenstupid
    @thisisfuckenstupid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    That adult diaper skit caused partial blindness in both my eyes.

    • @Hannah-ds2bl
      @Hannah-ds2bl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same, i wish it caused me to go completely blind though

    • @KittenLynxARI
      @KittenLynxARI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm sorry to hear that. Have you guys tried kitten and puppy videos? They might cure partial blindness. Especially when it's caused by onion brat.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha ha! I was born blind!

    • @bugslugz
      @bugslugz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too bad it didn’t make you partiality deaf toow

    • @bugslugz
      @bugslugz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      too*

  • @iforgotmybird144
    @iforgotmybird144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    26:25
    damn I’m high af bc this is the only way I can watch Onision. I was not ready for that acceleration in the plot lmao.

  • @definitelynotyourmom42
    @definitelynotyourmom42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'm removing my personality"
    Bold of Onision to claim that he had a personality to begin with

  • @DinoFuzz1988
    @DinoFuzz1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    Onision: BECAUSE OF YOU I WON'T POST CONTENT ANYMORE!!!!
    Everyone on the Internet: ...ok...

    • @mynamesaretakenwtf
      @mynamesaretakenwtf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Oh. No...... Please. Don't. Leave.....

    • @aworldtowin955
      @aworldtowin955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh god i hope that onision's actually serious about not making content

    • @Arella17
      @Arella17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      insert Willy Wonka's sarcastic "wait stop come back" clip here

    • @Archenw
      @Archenw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The video of Tyler the Creator going "Okay?", comes into my mind.

    • @starkid910
      @starkid910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Everyone on the Internet: Can we get that in writing? Get it notarized? Make it legally binding?

  • @gabe8981
    @gabe8981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3355

    You should have added a warning for the baby part. *that was disturbing*

    • @dehlialu6345
      @dehlialu6345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Incredibly....

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *include double D clip "That's Disturbing"*

    • @jungtothehuimang
      @jungtothehuimang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I skipped past it bc I was so annoyed that I was getting angry at it.

    • @gabe8981
      @gabe8981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Evil Doughboy count me in

    • @torigreenfield7981
      @torigreenfield7981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NoSleepOnWensdays :3 right?! I need therapy now. Course....anything regarding Onision/greg/James/joebillbobfred and his wifehusband laineykai....😳😳😳😳

  • @galbright3594
    @galbright3594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Omg I was sleeping and this autoplayed .. his screaming like a baby woke me from a deep sleep. Just glad it didn't creep into a nightmare!

  • @cadaverous6
    @cadaverous6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I shouldn’t have laughed as much as a I did when you just kept pouring the wine

  • @SirComsicion
    @SirComsicion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Omission legit has neighbors. Like at 3 in the morning you here screaming and a car horn and you look out your window...
    And it's just your neighbor Greg, on cocaine again, now it's time to use his videos as evidence whenever you decide to tell the cops.

    • @SageDelinquent
      @SageDelinquent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he really does seem on drugs

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      djanel_goldenmoon nNah, just delusional, his narcissism makes him think in irrational ways to stay able to believe he’s awesome

    • @KanishQQuotes
      @KanishQQuotes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SageDelinquent
      The terrifying fact is that he is not on drugs

  • @courtneyw.6456
    @courtneyw.6456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    "People hate me right now"
    Dude, people have been hating you for a long long time.

  • @itsandyy3546
    @itsandyy3546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Onision finally showing his real personality at the beginning

  • @3Konsti
    @3Konsti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:33
    ah yes my sleep paralysis demon, we meet again.

  • @whatteamwildcats4033
    @whatteamwildcats4033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    Lainey got that "I'm genuinely done but divorce is expensive" look

    • @beckc101ify
      @beckc101ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Too bad she refuses to grow a spine and leave Onion's ass...

    • @anonoymoususer6417
      @anonoymoususer6417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      @@beckc101ify to be fair it's got that abusive relationship feel

    • @SpookyEggs
      @SpookyEggs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      beckc101ify he probably said he would kill them if they left him

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      How did he get her to marry him in the first place?

    • @anonoymoususer6417
      @anonoymoususer6417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@couragekarnga8735 grooming

  • @skyeuren4671
    @skyeuren4671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Can you imagine waking up to your father screaming throughout the house rubbing his arse against everything or looking out the window to seeing your dad grunting down the backyard stairs in the middle of the night. Fudging hell what a way to mess you up a kid. And fudge your poor neighbours :/

    • @cranb3rri3sss
      @cranb3rri3sss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And knowing Onion, he's gonna tell his kids to "just don't be sad cause you're the only one with control over yourself" when his kids end up needing theory became their dad is a fucking quack.

    • @skeletonkiss1112
      @skeletonkiss1112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cranb3rri3sss yeah they need GAME THEORY!!!!!

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I was thinking about his neighbors. Like how the hell did nobody call the cops? My only thoughts are that they are either so used to this shit they just roll back over in the bed and put on their Onision-Canceling earplugs OR they are way too scared of this demented 30 year old man child that may likely be Satan himself.

    • @amybess
      @amybess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @Neku628
      @Neku628 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cranb3rri3sss *therapy* and *because*.

  • @LordDessik
    @LordDessik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Imagine walking in at 0:58 and seeing your father doing this in the hall.

  • @ZelinkSupporter
    @ZelinkSupporter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *Sees the intro* Oh god... *sees Repzion with wine bottle and a wine glass* Just drink from the bottle, dude. That glass will NEVER be enough

  • @ruyekahatori3073
    @ruyekahatori3073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    Onion: (runs around screaming in a diaper) my significant other is okay with this haha they love me
    Also Onion: You guys are the reason my relationship is failing.

    • @TGbear21
      @TGbear21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ruyeka Hatori RIGHT?! This man really astounds me with his refusal to accept the reality of his own world. The internet is existing as it has, your world is crashing around you because of your own choices. If he really believes it’s the internet’s fault, why doesn’t he get off the internet? I mean gosh, clearly we’re all just big bullies and he’s been so gracious dealing with it...lol

    • @EmmaGodLovesTruth95
      @EmmaGodLovesTruth95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Loool

    • @Neku628
      @Neku628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TGbear21 he's an addict.

    • @Neku628
      @Neku628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Rara The Fangirl I pity the kids more than Kai.

  • @Frog_c0rpse
    @Frog_c0rpse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1311

    "Im removing my personality" cant remove what you didnt have, mate.

    • @xenacosta9608
      @xenacosta9608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He also said that hes removing his personal life yet he made this video

    • @GreatFrostHawk
      @GreatFrostHawk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hi 911 I'd like to report a homicide

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also, that kind of sounds psychotic.

    • @kellif1783
      @kellif1783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best comment ever!

    • @sanmicnielkles560
      @sanmicnielkles560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zaaaaamn

  • @zen7197
    @zen7197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:27 on the wall
    *”Be the change you want to see in the world”*
    Well now we all know what onision wants

  • @orangetopaz1385
    @orangetopaz1385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I cant believe he looked at this diaper video and said “I think this is okay to post for millions to see”

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is why fred screams''my leg!''and ''my eyes!''

  • @Willlovespeanutbutter
    @Willlovespeanutbutter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1366

    Therapist: diaper onision baby can’t hurt you
    Diaper onision baby: *exists*
    Me: *cries in hopes of drowning to death from tears*

    • @otakamerd1220
      @otakamerd1220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Therapist: *cocks pistol and places into mouth* There is no God. The only thing I see when I close my eyes is Onion Boy

    • @elliethesmasher
      @elliethesmasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WaKoBe *cri* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @CMTARY_DRV
      @CMTARY_DRV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Funny thing is I’m legit on my way to going to the threapist

    • @goldenoceans14
      @goldenoceans14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mood. Im almost mad that I had to see so much of this

    • @samdinnan3351
      @samdinnan3351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WaAaAh

  • @seasideseal4282
    @seasideseal4282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Oh god that baby intro was one of the most painful things I've ever watched

    • @ravennalangbroek9704
      @ravennalangbroek9704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to shoot myself with a 50 cal after this

    • @Sweet_Dee
      @Sweet_Dee 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought my eyes were deceiving me at first! But i shouldn't have expected anything less from Greg 😂

  • @ahhhh6668
    @ahhhh6668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He looks like the doll from the movie The Boy

  • @jubileej1629
    @jubileej1629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    DANIEL'S FACE IS SO FUNNY WHILE HE IS WATCHING GREGGY POO. I CANT STOP LAUGHING

  • @xXdeathnuggleXx
    @xXdeathnuggleXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Greg:I dont wanna be a part of this teen drama
    Also greg: *literally writes a teenage drama about himself*

    • @morganfreeman9106
      @morganfreeman9106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hannah Zur or 2 teenage dramas. Or... actually 3, right? I think Krimson Rogue just uploaded a review of a third book.

    • @xXdeathnuggleXx
      @xXdeathnuggleXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@morganfreeman9106 god help us all

    • @sole__doubt
      @sole__doubt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greg LIVES a teenage drama about himself. :)

    • @ahniandfriends123
      @ahniandfriends123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@morganfreeman9106 not to mention in that third one he bangs his love interest when he was *11 years old*. And the sex scenes were written in great detail.

    • @reigenarataka5589
      @reigenarataka5589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ahniandfriends123 he accuses others of being pedos for making jokes but writes detailed sex scenes about teenagers and kids. like i think that’s far more creepy than just making some jokes online.

  • @twogun5199
    @twogun5199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Onision: You callin me a liar?
    Literally everyone else: Well I ain't callin you a truther!

    • @sofetchxx
      @sofetchxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Twogun 😂💀😂💀💀😂💀😂💀😂

    • @zeroobuichi3256
      @zeroobuichi3256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Twogun drake & josh reference I see you

  • @YellowMiss1
    @YellowMiss1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Christ. Can you imagine what kind of a hellscape is must be to be Greg's neighbor?

  • @cre-k8-ive
    @cre-k8-ive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    About the first 3 minutes: Imagine being Greg's neighbor, hearing all that honking and screaming at like midnight.

  • @isabelchmontuenga
    @isabelchmontuenga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1351

    My problem with this clickbait title is the fact that I was actually happy for Kai (Lainey).

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I thought she finally became smart to get out

    • @aestheticgarbage6671
      @aestheticgarbage6671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Honestly she's a shit person but I'd be happy for her if she left him

    • @Whatsupimquinn
      @Whatsupimquinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      for real same I hated that it was clickbait, and too bad he disables the like and dislike button I would have clicked disklike so hard.

    • @Mudshroom1999
      @Mudshroom1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Same now I'm like wtf you're not married when it concerns us? So is he going to be hiding Kai from TH-cam? Just the impression I got but I hope not cause that would be so disgustingly controlling. But it also wouldnt suprise me. I hope they get tf away from him eventually. Not trying to ruin Greg's life just want to make Kai's better and more safe because they deserve so much better than being used as his grooming prop.

  • @marlborosoda
    @marlborosoda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1521

    i sincerely thought the baby sequence at the beginning was 10 minutes long. i genuinely felt that much time had passed. IT WASNT EVEN 3 MINUTES.

    • @skyepilot4074
      @skyepilot4074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      6998Aj same. I hated it, it was hell

    • @juliahall3047
      @juliahall3047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      i wanted to bleach my eyeballs. less than three minutes is still less than three minutes to long

    • @siriuslyconfused1
      @siriuslyconfused1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I’m in actual pain, you mean that wasn’t a full day? @.@

    • @moodyhippie6784
      @moodyhippie6784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I thought it was that long too!!

    • @user-nh5zd3ic8r
      @user-nh5zd3ic8r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Omg it feels so long

  • @dysfunctionalones3953
    @dysfunctionalones3953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have gone down a rabbit hole of your videos the past few weeks and I feel like of all people YOU are the most honest TouTuber. Love your content all of it not even just the Onion videos

  • @RockingGuideGames
    @RockingGuideGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    God that intro felt like 30 minutes by itself

  • @Doyledeth
    @Doyledeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    "I've been open and honest"
    Immediately looks down and to the left....

    • @sneepsnorp1404
      @sneepsnorp1404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Right?? His body language tells it all.

    • @Pagan_Heart
      @Pagan_Heart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah... not shady at all. 🙄

    • @Salwerth2822
      @Salwerth2822 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he tied his hands to his waist to avoid covering his mouth lol

    • @bobbybologna3029
      @bobbybologna3029 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't even get that far, the pretentious schtick did it for me lol nobody tries to put on a show THAT hard unless they're bullshitting. It's like watching Jussie Smollett tell the "truth" for 5 minutes straight.

  • @VOGOTAKREED
    @VOGOTAKREED 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Onision: YOU’VE TURNED THEM AGAINST ME!!
    Repzion: You have done that yourself.

    • @lindseytaylor3793
      @lindseytaylor3793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Onision: YOU WILL NOT TAKE THEM FROM ME
      Repzion: your anger and lust for power have already done that

    • @jeffpro8
      @jeffpro8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very true I've been waiting for years for someone to finally say it!

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @iheartheathluck
      @iheartheathluck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At last you can empathise with Anakin. Onision is just unrelatable to the extent that I can't even register him as human

    • @GlitchMothLu
      @GlitchMothLu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Repzion: It's over, Greggy Poo! We have the high ground!

  • @veroniquebellamy4741
    @veroniquebellamy4741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ... I needed weed for the intro to this video, and I didn't have any. :(