Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: WAR OF THE GOD MONSTERS

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  • @TheBrandonTenold
    @TheBrandonTenold  2 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    We may never find a long-lost "Turkish Ultraman", but at least we have this movie.

    • @LeeroyPorkins
      @LeeroyPorkins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aberrations 1997 next?

    • @user-jj6lk6gj2w
      @user-jj6lk6gj2w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think Kraa the Sea Monster is gonna be next. Or The Japanese Attack Of The Flying Saucers (1956).

    • @cacomeatballmarinara2014
      @cacomeatballmarinara2014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don’t give up, it’ll show itself eventually

    • @evildoughboy7773
      @evildoughboy7773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It would be hilarious if the kaiju's had to do battle with giant copyright lawyers sent over by him whatever company owns ultraman.

    • @finegirlbrandy1859
      @finegirlbrandy1859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wish you would do ”The last vampire on earth”

  • @mistdyna
    @mistdyna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    My wife is Korean and she could hear me watching this. She said "What are you looking at?" I said "Some Korean gold movie." She said "Those people are speaking nonsense!"

    • @guillaumeb5511
      @guillaumeb5511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bro, are you sure you're not a little girl hallucinating a Korean wife?

    • @brandonlordbaltimore5182
      @brandonlordbaltimore5182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@guillaumeb5511 On what basis did you make this comment? I'm truly curious. Hit me back.

    • @guillaumeb5511
      @guillaumeb5511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@brandonlordbaltimore5182 based on the people in the video explaining everything as hallucinations. Monster destroyed a city? Hallucination! Tentacles attack people? Hallucination! Me trying to be witty? Hallucination!

    • @brandonlordbaltimore5182
      @brandonlordbaltimore5182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@guillaumeb5511 Ohh! Gotcha! LoL. I was legit like "does this dude know something I don't?,did he lookup their channel/profile and they're a 15 yr old girl?!" LMFAO 😆😂
      Sorry I missed the joke brother.
      I was also thinking (regarding the film) that although the movie is captioned. Due to translations not being word for word in any language. Combined with the possibility that they just did a shitty job and this guy's wife was right. The world may never know. 😏🤘 🦑🦖 🐙🐉

    • @Cumdaemon
      @Cumdaemon ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@brandonlordbaltimore5182 this has been a very wholesome interaction, something that's sadly incredibly rare these days.

  • @williamschwartz7428
    @williamschwartz7428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    The Starfish-like monster is from the first Ultraman series. It's a petroleum eating creature called Pestar. Your observation about the creature dying on its own is correct. In the episode Oil SOS, it dies from smoke inhalation from raging petroleum fires. Rather than defeating the monster, Ultraman really just extinguishes the fires.

    • @songaregon1143
      @songaregon1143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ultraman did kill it by finishing it off with a Specium Ray

    • @williamschwartz7428
      @williamschwartz7428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@songaregon1143 I stand corrected, My Friend! I found it to rewatch when I read your comment. Prior to that I hadn't seen that episode in about 20 years. He collapses, apparently dead, but rises again shortly after that. Good call!

    • @bjmccann1
      @bjmccann1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@songaregon1143 For some reason, I read that as "Speculum Ray". I was like: WTF???!!! o.O

    • @davidcohen7106
      @davidcohen7106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Korean movies Rock !

    • @richardpulido4624
      @richardpulido4624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good news: Ultraman is getting a Season 2 on Netflix!

  • @christopherwall2121
    @christopherwall2121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    On the plus side, it does say a lot about the quality of the Ultra Series' cinematography that the monsters can be spliced in to a film over a decade newer than it this easily.

  • @kylecurry577
    @kylecurry577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    This unauthorized extravaganza is so disjointed & all over the place that it becomes curiously watchable…just to see in what direction they go next.

  • @UltraGalaxyify
    @UltraGalaxyify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Ok, dude, the monster that looks like a dinosaur fucked a virus in this film is Verokron, AN ULTRAMAN ACE MONSTER! Meaning they did use Ultraman Ace footage, just not the one where Dorgorie tears Muruchi apart. In fact, here's a list of all the monsters that appeared:
    Flying Bird Boy - Terochilos, an Ultraman Jack monster
    Bat Boytron - Pestar, an Ultraman monster
    Tricerasaurus Rex - Dorigon, a Fireman monster
    Kitedon - Bemstar, an Ultraman Jack monster
    Rhino Doggo - Seamons, an Ultraman Jack monster
    Bigger Rhino Doggo - Seagorath, an Ultraman Jack monster
    Let me know if this clears anything up.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The rhino is Seagoras.

    • @UltraGalaxyify
      @UltraGalaxyify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 THNX, just added it

    • @bakomusha
      @bakomusha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WEEEEEEB! Thanks tho.

    • @justthatguyoverthere2080
      @justthatguyoverthere2080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Any chance you know where the two Manda-looking dragons came from? I knew the Ultra-monsters, and was able to find Dorigon easily enough, but those two eluded my efforts.

    • @UltraGalaxyify
      @UltraGalaxyify 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bakomusha NNNNEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDDDD!
      Sure thing

  • @Gojirawars03
    @Gojirawars03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Brandon: **shows that he made a Mothra vs Godzilla review in the intro**
    Toho: **maniacal laughter**

    • @swag_gigan
      @swag_gigan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      my man's like the Justin Y. of kaiju content

    • @firedragon7456
      @firedragon7456 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah.. Toho blocked it along with his Godzilla vs Gigan reupload

    • @Emmanuel-ms8pr
      @Emmanuel-ms8pr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It goes to show that toho is still being an absolute d!ck for rickrolling Godzilla content creators by blocking their videos

  • @LamangoKaijura
    @LamangoKaijura 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Monster Role-Call!
    Bat-Starfish is Pestar from original Ultraman
    The sea monster in the photo from the reporter is Seamons from The Return of Ultraman, and the one that looks like it with the bigger horn is Seagorath
    Kiteodon is Bemstar from The Return of Ultraman
    The Rooster looking one is Terrochilus from The Return of Ultraman
    The one that looks like a virus mixed with a dinosaur is Verokron from Ultraman Ace.
    Tricerasaurus Rex is Dorigon from the Tsuburaya series, Fireman
    Now excuse me, I'mma make a Turkish Hulk Hogan film.

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unfortunately, Gomora is not in this movie. He refused to be in an unauthorized movie ever since he got featured in Hanuman vs. 7 Ultraman, and started a new career as Rei's partner kaiju in Ultra Galaxy Mega Monster Battle.

    • @LamangoKaijura
      @LamangoKaijura 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nicholaslienandjaja1815 I... never mentioned Gomora?

    • @KRhetor
      @KRhetor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Turkish Suburban Commando is a movie I can live without.

    • @yourtimetraveleralara
      @yourtimetraveleralara 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me l'mma make a turkish ultraman

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HOOOOOOAAAAAAAKKKKKKK HOOOOOGGGGGAAAAAANNNNNN! *Snorts, then shakes ropes, then...starts a dance number.*

  • @hrishik64
    @hrishik64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I want a FOOTAGE FLAGGED BY TOHO Tshirt

    • @justincameron9661
      @justincameron9661 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @just-dashin
      @just-dashin หลายเดือนก่อน

      But the website would get flagged too.
      By Sony.

  • @johnrussellpelt9091
    @johnrussellpelt9091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The so-called ending reminds me of the MONTY PYTHON skit about a movie producer who makes low budget, blink and you'll miss it remakes of famous movies, such as a minute long version of REAR WINDOW which is just a guy sticking his head in and out of his apartment window and gesturing wildly.

  • @Mario_Angel_Medina
    @Mario_Angel_Medina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The monsters actually remind me of a lot of modern paleo art. Some artist go overboard with the flamboyant feathers and colors in their dinosaur illustrations

    • @KRhetor
      @KRhetor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thank you! One of my pet peeves about modern paleoart is "Dinosaurs had feathers? OK, let's make them all look like domestic show birds!"

    • @KRhetor
      @KRhetor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @LibtardsStillCant SilenceMe20 "Larger birds tend to lose or shrink feathers on the face and neck? Who cares, it doesn't look as cool!"

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@KRhetor Maybe you should see some actually good paleoart and documentaries like Prehistoric Planet.

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX ปีที่แล้ว

      Many birds have flamboyant feathers and colors. Why not dinosaurs? And many actual good paleoart give dinosaurs more realistic colors than aren't just gray or brown.

  • @mr.gunzaku437
    @mr.gunzaku437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So this is where Crichton got his inspiration for Jurassic Park...🤣🤣🤣

  • @s.marcus3669
    @s.marcus3669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That bukake joke had me laughing out loud!! And the fact that you went seventeen minutes without mentioning the name or concept of a "Kenny"!!

    • @peterrevens8454
      @peterrevens8454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How about the scene in the jumpy bus? Poor dude got so close to having her sit on his face 😢

  • @Deephouse_Gent66
    @Deephouse_Gent66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I actually just saw this film for the first time last year! New Korean dialogue scenes wrapped around Ultraman monster villain footage from a couple different Ultraman series. It had me cracking up because I'm a fan of the Ultra series, so I knew exactly where the monster scenes came from!

  • @breegrimm7142
    @breegrimm7142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    That monster you were wondering about is Verokron, from Ultraman Ace. And the Bat Boy thing is Pestar from the original Ultraman.

    • @mightyfilm
      @mightyfilm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did Pestar go "EH! EH! EH!" in the original Ultraman?

    • @justthatguyoverthere2080
      @justthatguyoverthere2080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mightyfilm No, his cry was more like a mechanical bat screech. This sound was original to this movie.

    • @mightyfilm
      @mightyfilm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@justthatguyoverthere2080 Makes the sound choice even more confusing.

    • @shaidrim
      @shaidrim 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mightyfilm they probably got some animal sound for small change or free. And that’s explain why the other one sounds like an angry monkey

    • @KenverseProductions
      @KenverseProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You didnt mention tye triceratops monster is dorigon from fireman who remember fireman

  • @xkumanekox
    @xkumanekox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If you want real hardcore Japanese monster gore and violence, I recommend seeing the 70s Kamen Rider Amazon series. We got plenty of torn monster limbs and decapitations for days in that one.

  • @Hadex79
    @Hadex79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    And that infant would grow up among the Kaiju to become... Korean Tarzan!

  • @MrNetWraith
    @MrNetWraith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'd love to see you review the 1994 Korean OAV "Super Kid", aka "Korean Dragon Ball Z" (by fans) - this actually was on the shelves of my local VHS rental store as a kid in deep rural Queensland in the 90s, and I watched it regularly growing up, so I'd love to see you rip it a new one.

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx ปีที่แล้ว

      I was shocked when i learned it was real haha. And i mean gotta be better than "I've got a nose"... Wait i just realized, no, no it doesn't O_O

  • @TheEvilpossum
    @TheEvilpossum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I've blogged about an infamous group of toys called patchisaurs, the source of the D&D rust monster. There are a lot of theories that they were Ultra Man bootlegs. From this, I can finally see why.

    • @LammasuRex
      @LammasuRex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where did you blog about that? As a big D&D fan I'd love to read it.

    • @TheEvilpossum
      @TheEvilpossum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LammasuRex It's called The Trendy Troodon. I have two original videos on my channel/ profile that link to it.

  • @bakomusha
    @bakomusha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Toho would still flag the footage as they have distinct copyright on ALL their Kaiju, not just Godzilla. In fact each Kaiju has to be individually licensed rather then as a block. (Just look at the back of Godzilla model or toy and you'll see a little logo for the Kaiju that are int he product.)

    • @Giran_0
      @Giran_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not on the Giant Condor

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Oh yeah Kaiju monster movie in the tradition of a Asylum film.

  • @thomasshaxon6844
    @thomasshaxon6844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That red and green dinosaur monster is called missile terible monster verokron or just verokron from Ultraman ace

  • @ShinGallon
    @ShinGallon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:34 Man, that cut away from the monster action so fast I got Godzilla 2014 flashbacks.

    • @Giran_0
      @Giran_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was a Godzilla movie in 2014?

    • @GoofyPoptart
      @GoofyPoptart 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Giran_0 lmfao how do you not know about it? Its the start of the monsterverse bro

  • @MaskedRiderChris
    @MaskedRiderChris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    To answer your question at the end--assuming you've not already done this movie?--"Pulgasari" is that movie you speak of. The late Kim Jon-il's infamous paean to the Glorious Communist Lifestyle masquerading as a kaiju movie and a period piece as well.

  • @sejembalm
    @sejembalm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:23 Ultraman Ace was amazingly brutal along with being zany. Recommended!
    - Appreciating the Insanity of Ultraman Ace th-cam.com/video/xEaF-z_9dz8/w-d-xo.html

    • @Dynaman21
      @Dynaman21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And here I thought they weren’t trying to go hard sneaking adult stuff in until Ultraman Nexus.

  • @davidheuser2119
    @davidheuser2119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Writing is only getting better! Thank you for all of the laughs today!

  • @DanTheMan2150AD
    @DanTheMan2150AD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can’t get over the fact that they use part of Das Boot's music for the title sequence.

  • @ottobaron6392
    @ottobaron6392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Recently I saw a Batman film from the Philippines. It had never been shown in the US because it was unauthorized.More then one of these have been made. Since the fact that one was shown on "The Monster Channel" recently, at least one still exists. If you can locate any of these, it might be fun to review these.

  • @megalon73
    @megalon73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Finally a movie that a HD blu ray release and we can see them better.

  • @joaoonda
    @joaoonda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man, one of your best reviews so far! Keep up the good work! I need to watch this movie someday!

  • @KuWota2k
    @KuWota2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great video!
    Funny how the movie explains them as dinosaurs but some of them like Bemstar (kaitodon) and Verokron (virus dinosaur) are aliens in their original context.
    Interestingly enough, one of the monsters, the triceratops one, is from Fireman, a sister series to Ultraman also by Tsuburaya, interesting change of footage.

  • @scattershotjd9823
    @scattershotjd9823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We need Korean Kong. Brandon Tenold needs him.

    • @kyleshiflet9952
      @kyleshiflet9952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He already did it it was A*P*E

  • @justinsullivan1285
    @justinsullivan1285 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The woman with the mole jokes had me dying.😂😂
    Speaking of Korean, maybe you could review "Yongary Monster from the Deep" in the future Brandon.

  • @b62boom1
    @b62boom1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always look forward to your vids. I've never been much of a fan of most of the stuff you review, but I've watched every one you've done. It's really entertaining, and informative. Sarcasm may be the lowest form of humour, but it's often the funniest! Keep up the good work. Have a look at "Zombie Women of Satan". It's exactly the sort of thing you do!

  • @kuitaranheatmorus9932
    @kuitaranheatmorus9932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Another great Bradon review of another obscure movie

  • @cujoedaman
    @cujoedaman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun fact: Someone found an original, un-destroyed copy of Turkish Star Wars. I talked to him on a video here on TH-cam about his journey finding it and he said while he would love to put it out on Bluray, he can't because of copyright issues.

  • @josefgordon7712
    @josefgordon7712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've been contemplating dipping my toe in the Ultraman universe and it seems super intimidating

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Multiverse theory is also part of the mythos. Not sure, if that helps, but I just felt like adding that.

    • @Dynaman21
      @Dynaman21 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just watch Shin Ultraman. It’s a full on reboot in about two hours.

  • @jerkfudgewater147
    @jerkfudgewater147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You should do: Liquid Sky
    •Musically it’s one of the most influential movies in history
    •It’s actually made in the world Party Monster is set in
    •the same girl plays the main character and main villain for no reason… and at one point the villain rapes the hero… both played by the same actress
    *the plot: an alien comes to NYC and lands on a shitty apartment’s roof… the girl in the apt is doing shitloads of drugs and constantly getting raped…. But the alien is harvesting people when they get off… so eventually the girl realizes she can end people by getting them off… and she sings a song about a rhythm box

    • @j.e.pouccoui3
      @j.e.pouccoui3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, OK. Could've Gone My Whole life Without Knowing That....
      But That's What I Get Watching A Internet Series Called "Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews" & Reading The Comments Of Said Series.

    • @jerkfudgewater147
      @jerkfudgewater147 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@j.e.pouccoui3 the movie is rough to watch but the music is AMAZING every hit song from the 00s got it start in that sound track aaaAAAANNND Brandon is a music nerd

    • @j.e.pouccoui3
      @j.e.pouccoui3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jerkfudgewater147 Oh. In That Case, I Actually Kinda Want To Watch It Now.

    • @jerkfudgewater147
      @jerkfudgewater147 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@j.e.pouccoui3 i’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic 🤣 but ya that’s why i was recommending it
      After you watch it watch Party Monster and it’s makes alot more scene (or do that in the other order 😅).

    • @j.e.pouccoui3
      @j.e.pouccoui3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jerkfudgewater147 🤣🤣 I Wasn't Being Sarcastic, But Thanks For The Advice.

  • @ghostface320
    @ghostface320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Korea was so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should...

  • @chrismosquad1056
    @chrismosquad1056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Brandon’s reaction to having to watch the movie: “Not this! Gosh.” 😂

  • @AROBASPARK
    @AROBASPARK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the shows uses also Fireman footage - a show similar to Ultraman concept, also produced by Tsubaraya Productions.

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The monster from the Fireman footage was Dorigon (which I almost mistook for an expy of Gomora).

    • @Giran_0
      @Giran_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why did you say "but" if they are produced by the same company?

    • @AROBASPARK
      @AROBASPARK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Giran_0 WHOOPS! Thanks for the correction, did not notice.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You know South Korea make such good movies now but there was a time when their movies were pretty crappy.

  • @anonyorb4197
    @anonyorb4197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am surprised toho did not put that block up after you mentioned getting blocked for a godzilla movie without godzilla

  • @robbiemac281
    @robbiemac281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We need a Simon Sez, the Dennis Rodman movie review. That or the Lorenzo Lamas break dancing movie Body Rock. Both are prime targets that have escaped for far too long.

  • @davetheheretic295
    @davetheheretic295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I like the DVD cover: Man is hopeless when gods collide. Like, just one guy? Doesn't really provide a universal sense of doom.

    • @UltimateThanos
      @UltimateThanos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The word "man" has a different etymology than the word "woman". It doesn't strictly refer to the male sex or to a single male individual. It can also refer to humanity as a whole. Humor based on ignorance is about as funny as 9/11.

    • @UltimateThanos
      @UltimateThanos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @LibtardsStillCant SilenceMe20 But this isn't that circumstance at all. You're just showing off your linguistic knowledge for no other reason than to show off.

  • @m.w.6604
    @m.w.6604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This channel kicks ass!

  • @lukeleavitt5221
    @lukeleavitt5221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your channel I I'm a huge fan of colt movies And I don't think anyone does it better than you

  • @JasonTate08
    @JasonTate08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: scroll through my TH-cam-Notifications.
    Notifications: BrandonTenold uploaded a New Video!
    Me: Click on it right now!

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I figured out the perfect formula:
    Any Brandon Tenold Ultraman ripoff with a big joint 👍❤

  • @zerocool5395
    @zerocool5395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Bus face sitting" is a legit category...

  • @evildoughboy7773
    @evildoughboy7773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Lost Korean Kaiju movie, attack of the copyright infringement!

  • @nooneofimportance2110
    @nooneofimportance2110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah I love seeing these reviews. Always the highlight of my day. :)

  • @ziplockcreations2313
    @ziplockcreations2313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "When Unauthorized Ultraman Stock Monster Footage Attacks"

  • @Sgtfan-ov4lp
    @Sgtfan-ov4lp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:52 that is verokron from the first episode of ultraman ace

  • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
    @nicholaslienandjaja1815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In case you don't know, the kaiju featured in this movie are Verokron (the dinosaur/virus hybrid), Terochilus (the chicken/pterodactyl hybrid), Pestar (the starfish/bat hybrid), Dorigon (the Triceratops kaiju), Bemstar (the Fearsome Kiteodon), Seamons (the one that looks like Rhyhorn), and Seagorath (the one that looks like Rhydon).

  • @oaktree149
    @oaktree149 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That bat thing actually gave me a fight or flight response

  • @Sinastyr
    @Sinastyr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At a certain point whoever was localizing this stuff was just throwing darts at a board to come up with titles.

  • @ObiClon
    @ObiClon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like I went on one helluva bizarre ass trip watching this review video,which is something I don't I've ever felt before lol

  • @manchovie3480
    @manchovie3480 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The part about the people forgetting the baby is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Holy crap! That made my week. Thank-you.

  • @KRhetor
    @KRhetor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is there a sequel that uses unauthorized footage from Johnny Sokko, only without Giant Robot?

  • @genesismultiverse4896
    @genesismultiverse4896 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This has to be a title for a new monsterverse film

  • @MrDj232
    @MrDj232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They really should have gotten an adult actress for the snowball scene.

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...who needs twerking girls from Africa 😕

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A clear and remastered version of a bootleg knock off movie? That’s a first.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy crud it looks like an indie Mockbuster flick in live action!

  • @DisinterestedHandjob
    @DisinterestedHandjob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The weather must be getting warm up north - GUNS OUT!

  • @michaelestival9875
    @michaelestival9875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The red and black coral dragon is Verokron from Ultraman Ace (So, yeah, they could have used that rpping-off the jaw footage). The starfish bat is Pestar from the original Ultraman.

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The ongoing joke about Toho still gets me.

  • @blahblah6497
    @blahblah6497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, she couldn't even change her outfit, just added the mole.

  • @simonl1135
    @simonl1135 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    @8:53 it's a radioactive Covidasaurus of course.

  • @KRhetor
    @KRhetor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:25 That reminds me...have you ever thought of reviewing Blood Freak?

  • @JJ-kl7eq
    @JJ-kl7eq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That drooling scene reminds me of Equinox.

  • @maestro_zen
    @maestro_zen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    amazing subtitles!

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At least Sompote Sands had no involvement with this fi-
    *VIDEO CLAIMED BY TOHO*
    What?! How is that possible?!

  • @orus68
    @orus68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's actually watchable and somewhat enjoyable in a weird way.

  • @g-destroyer7773
    @g-destroyer7773 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That penguin space monster with the pentagon shape on its underbelly is bemstar, a ultraman monster

  • @isaacsmith6878
    @isaacsmith6878 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok that bat double starfish thing is nightmare fuel

  • @marklittrell3202
    @marklittrell3202 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every subtitle in this? pure gold.

  • @hibikiholmes2867
    @hibikiholmes2867 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos are always entertaining, man.

  • @thomasshaxon6844
    @thomasshaxon6844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'kaitodon' is called bemstar

  • @MegaZeo
    @MegaZeo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    While I fully admit this may be up to personal interpretation... I have also watched this movie, and I think the dinosaur-virus monster that the doctor says the little girl hallucinated she actually DID hallucinate, as like a trauma response to seeing the bird monster earlier, as dino-virus is never seen again in the movie and, as you said, a full scale attack on the city like that would be rather hard for everyone to miss.

  • @alphawerewolf263
    @alphawerewolf263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should review night of the lepus

  • @JJ-kl7eq
    @JJ-kl7eq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sooooo close to my dream review of Godmonster of Indian Flats.

  • @aydenhoward586
    @aydenhoward586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He should review Planet of the Vampires

  • @CubanPete1990
    @CubanPete1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please Do A Review Of Peter Jackson’s Bad Taste (1988 movie) and Brain 🧠 Dead 💀 (a.k.a Dead Alive 1992 Movie)

  • @spiderlime
    @spiderlime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    having always wanted a triceratops-based kaiju monster , now i wish i didn't

  • @AngelofDeath1431
    @AngelofDeath1431 ปีที่แล้ว

    At 11:29, "She uses this photo to flip the doc THE BIRD"!!!

  • @superplushtiman7ti075
    @superplushtiman7ti075 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the Dinosaur/Virus mashup is Velokron and Re-Velokron(Velokron being the first Chouju that Ace fought) which was also with Re-Bemstar(Bemstar being the one feeding on oil) and Re-Sabotendar(Sabotendar also being an Ace foe)
    And the Triceratops T-Rex kaiju was from Fireman(a 1973 series made alongside Taro and Jumborg Ace)

  • @dashzilla9358
    @dashzilla9358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:51 That would be Velokron

  • @cyrusmorris9599
    @cyrusmorris9599 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You made my day Brandon,
    “Combat Love!!!!” David Wyndorf

  • @genesismultiverse4896
    @genesismultiverse4896 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hey Brandon which ultraman is in your cover card of this video or this is you original ultraman a ultraman bran if you will

  • @CoolBreezeHeals
    @CoolBreezeHeals ปีที่แล้ว

    "That's the thing about climate change - they never mention the giant monsters." - Brandon Tenold 2022 best quote ever!

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Look at that weird bat monster with 2 guys obviously in its wings and one in its body.

  • @annvictor9627
    @annvictor9627 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the way the cartoon you is ignoring the battle in the background while "whewing" or whistling over the cracking egg.

  • @slendymann2647
    @slendymann2647 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd lose my mind if in the future, Wikizilla asks you to host a Kaiju Profile

  • @Galberosfaith
    @Galberosfaith ปีที่แล้ว

    8:53 the kaijus name is velokron from ultraman ace series

  • @noneya3635
    @noneya3635 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    No no no, the one footprint in the sand was when Monster Jesus was carrying the beast.

  • @Drup14
    @Drup14 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:55 this kaiju is called Verokron Ultraman Ace

  • @bobbyrice
    @bobbyrice ปีที่แล้ว

    Well...I just watched this movie on TUBI TV. When I got to the part when that chick shows up with the mole I realized that I had seen this review months ago. So I made sure to finish, which wasn't easy, so I could go back and review the review. Now I'm home sick and feverish so I probably can attribute that to not realizing it was Ultraman footage but seriously questioned why the "planes" all looked super-high tech sci-fi. It really confused me...

  • @difernandez4899
    @difernandez4899 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't tell you how you've given me a laugh at the worst of times; thanx much!

  • @mightyfilm
    @mightyfilm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeah, I'd say Toho would probably block the video anyway. Probably flag this video for mentioning them AND showing a still piece of production art at the end.

  • @bertmananator
    @bertmananator 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    would love 2 see you review shark of the corn