Last Ditch Axis Weapons

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1767

    Thank you to World War Doh for making this episode possible!, Download the game for free and go to battle with your favorite units! (iOS and Android): go.worldwardoh.com/history and join my club: simplehistory
    What Last Ditch weapon was the craziest?

    • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
      @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Simple History
      Your videos are epic

    • @cobiww2790
      @cobiww2790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You are the best

    • @squid12825
      @squid12825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Make a video about the Sri Lankan civil war

    • @GunsNGames1
      @GunsNGames1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Can you guys do a video on the FG-42?

    • @cfiber_inc
      @cfiber_inc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can you make a video about the boxer rebellion?

  • @__sno__3820
    @__sno__3820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5210

    Germany: *running low on resources and fuel*
    Also Germany: *einstossflammenwerfer*

    • @aslamnurfikri7640
      @aslamnurfikri7640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      Also Germany: *simplifies Sten gun*

    • @hichemegnima2921
      @hichemegnima2921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @daubeny7386
      @daubeny7386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Hans get ze...

    • @__sno__3820
      @__sno__3820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@daubeny7386 flammenwerfer

    • @fanta4897
      @fanta4897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      It was running out of some fuel more than other. Fuel shortages were severe for high quality fuel, the lesser the quality, the less problematic the shortages were. I can imagine that the Einstossflammenwerfer used the lowest of the low when it comes to fuel.

  • @jackr4009
    @jackr4009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7854

    Germany: *Improvise,adapt,overcome*
    Japan: *Wood,pipe,bullet*

    • @cultofmalgus1310
      @cultofmalgus1310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      now I know who made the pipe guns in Fallout 4.

    • @hawkeyepierce6744
      @hawkeyepierce6744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@cultofmalgus1310 oh good, I wasn't the only one thinking that

    • @VeryProPlayerYesSir1122
      @VeryProPlayerYesSir1122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      you forgot the fanaticism to fight to the end.

    • @aryyancarman705
      @aryyancarman705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      fdont forget bayonet

    • @zigizag2139
      @zigizag2139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      italy: .... lets change side

  • @reinatr4848
    @reinatr4848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3171

    "Using the least amount of resources possible"
    *T H R O W - A W A Y F L A M E T H R O W E R*

    • @Egg0tistic4L
      @Egg0tistic4L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      It would have been a great vietcong trap tho

    • @tardarsauce1842
      @tardarsauce1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Well it was used by the fallshcrimjägers (paratroopers) in 1944

    • @bigboi4269
      @bigboi4269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@tardarsauce1842 I thought they used a different version with an actual trigger with the intention of refueling and reuse, and that the SHTF version was just a highly chuckable one.

    • @laurenscarberry561
      @laurenscarberry561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Egg0tistic4L ikr

    • @crimsonsam9814
      @crimsonsam9814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pull some fallout BS and scrap it

  • @calculusantienjoyer254
    @calculusantienjoyer254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5177

    germany: **develops practically suicide flamethrower**
    japan: *first time?*

    • @SupaSTXR777
      @SupaSTXR777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      the 10 eyed asian 😂😂😂😂

    • @tojs4095
      @tojs4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      this comment deserves more likes

    • @FischerFilmStudio
      @FischerFilmStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Anti tank spears... that is all.

    • @SU-AKAsky_dragon
      @SU-AKAsky_dragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Warewa kangun waga teki wa

    • @WeskPei
      @WeskPei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tenno Heika Banzai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Danno04_9
    @Danno04_9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7131

    Simple History: Last ditch German weapons
    DICE: Write that down, write that down!

    • @zenturion1191
      @zenturion1191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Too true

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      They better

    • @Danno04_9
      @Danno04_9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@zomber566 I'm not holding my breath laddy

    • @zenturion1191
      @zenturion1191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      @@zomber566 the pacific was actually quite good, but they where like: soo the people like the game and stuff and only have a few complaints, sooo how about we mess up the ttk and introduce overpowered guns so they all hate us again.

    • @shikhye5908
      @shikhye5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see you watched Charles the French

  • @stefanfiedler7822
    @stefanfiedler7822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Germany: we need submichine guns
    Japan: we need anything

    • @ryanpayne9119
      @ryanpayne9119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Japan: Heres a bamboo spear. Go attack that tank.

    • @awacsrazgriz967
      @awacsrazgriz967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@ryanpayne9119 Oh you didnt get a gun takashi san?
      Here take this bamboo and defend your country!
      *proceeds to punch the hull of the tank with a bamboo stick*

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ryanpayne9119 *Destroy’s tank with bamboo*

    • @Aditya-wg3lp
      @Aditya-wg3lp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@awacsrazgriz967 (i will be ignoring the comment above) *stick breaks proceeds head butting tank*

    • @Farm172DII
      @Farm172DII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      japan:*makes a anti-tank weapon that looks like a plunger*

  • @violentdango9415
    @violentdango9415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6599

    Imagine bayonet charging just to get pocket flamethrowerd

    • @VanLe-nf4ve
      @VanLe-nf4ve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      PK fire

    • @XtreemAlan
      @XtreemAlan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Pocket -sand- fire

    • @FutureMartian97
      @FutureMartian97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Dale Gribble would approve

    • @TheAAbiz
      @TheAAbiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Would've never happened as Germany and Japan were allies during the war

    • @OkamiGin
      @OkamiGin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@TheAAbiz Japan wasn't the only force to use bayonets. Both the allies and the ussr employed bayonet charges, just not very often.

  • @thenotflatearth2714
    @thenotflatearth2714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4198

    Germany: we must use what little materials we have to produce quality rifles the best we can
    Japan: C A R D B O A R D

    • @ThunderEagle05
      @ThunderEagle05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The NotFlat Earth hahahahaha

    • @andersonrobotics5608
      @andersonrobotics5608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@unnamed_boi a rocket launcher seems like the last thing you would want near flammable material

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@andersonrobotics5608 well in the USA we use condensed cardboard to launch the larger mortar style fireworks, and they work fine. If its a one time use then it doesn't matter if it catches on fire after anyways. It has to withstand total failure for less than a second of flame, so it could work

    • @danielevans8910
      @danielevans8910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Quality rifles”

    • @rnthro2k825
      @rnthro2k825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@unnamed_boi lu perasaan ada dimana mana dah

  • @Bowfella
    @Bowfella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2285

    Japan: **Gets nuked**
    Homeguard: Years of academy training wasted!

  • @wackypacky6917
    @wackypacky6917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    5:30
    "When you put the words makeshift and flamethrower next to each other there's bound to be some problems eventually
    " -Sam O'Nella, 2016

  • @danko152
    @danko152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1542

    Everybody's gangsta until someone pulls out the national defense rifle

    • @gust2036
      @gust2036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      And start loading it with gunpowder

    • @MikeyHelpsAlot
      @MikeyHelpsAlot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      gallade samurai nice copied comment

    • @The_Harylaba
      @The_Harylaba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gust2036 lmao

    • @tatotaytoman5934
      @tatotaytoman5934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      musket

    • @arelcemkencebay2819
      @arelcemkencebay2819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i mean LOOOK AT THAT GUN SJSJSJJSJSS

  • @byron952
    @byron952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1507

    1944: single shot flamethrower
    2044: semi automatic flamethrower

    • @ryanmackey4226
      @ryanmackey4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Look up dragon breath 12 gauge rounds were really not that far way

    • @justastrider3252
      @justastrider3252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      2033 Repeating flamethrower

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@ryanmackey4226 just add white phosphorus instead of magnesium and bam toxic fire that doesn't go out when hit... and multiple war crimes

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@kyle18934 Rapid Fire Warcrimes!

    • @zentralratderfliesentischb660
      @zentralratderfliesentischb660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @ARCH - FX Because having the enemy suffocate on their own dissolving lungs is ok, but you have to make a line somewhere!

  • @chrisidoo
    @chrisidoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    9:27 literally looks like something I'd find in the woods as a kid and pretend to be a rifle.

  • @kiddiehistorianshaleyv9831
    @kiddiehistorianshaleyv9831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1210

    German army:"we want a more cheaper weapon than the mp40."
    *copies the sten mkII
    German army:"WE SAID A MORE CHEAPER WEAPON THAN THE MP40!"
    *puts magazine in vertical*
    German army:"perfection... "

    • @kazumablackwing4270
      @kazumablackwing4270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Not like much could be done to further simplify the sten. It was already as barebones as one can get. Fixing the mag in a vertical position rather than a lateral one definitely made it less awkward to carry with a sling though

    • @someguy2184
      @someguy2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@kazumablackwing4270 i don't get why they just didn't make it like that in the first place

    • @then00brathalos
      @then00brathalos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@someguy2184 sten has feeding issues with the 45 acpwith a vert mag , however the mp3008 uses 9mm luger so it has no problem using vert mags

    • @someguy2184
      @someguy2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@then00brathalos thanks

    • @gameverslaafde12
      @gameverslaafde12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The Sten didn't use 45acp. It used 9mm. The reason the magazine was placed horizontal was because a vertical magazine made prone shooting harder because you had to lift your gun and head up.

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2691

    *Last Ditch Axis Weapons:*
    1. A Helmet

    • @xyon9090
      @xyon9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Love the Saving Private Ryan reference

    • @kryptonytz5343
      @kryptonytz5343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You're here bruh.. I can see u everywhere the new Y. Justin w/ chicken popcorn pic😂

    • @myxalI
      @myxalI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      2. Hans Spaten

    • @apalahartisebuahnama7684
      @apalahartisebuahnama7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *failed to killed a person with a helmet and start grabbing pistol, failed to shoot first too*

    • @jimmer828
      @jimmer828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Private Ryan

  • @TheGreatMoonFrog
    @TheGreatMoonFrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6459

    Axis starts losing the war.
    Germany: Let's make simple yet serviceable weapons based on standardized professional designs.
    Japan: Let's nail a pipe to a 2X4 and call it a day.

    • @teddyong4829
      @teddyong4829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

      Germany: We are running out of resources!
      Also Germany: let's make disposable weapons and just throw them away!

    • @theginjaninja132
      @theginjaninja132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Germany had a lot more industry and resources at the time compared to japan

    • @thelegend8153
      @thelegend8153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@theginjaninja132 Japan basically had NONE natively

    • @President_MerkinMuffley
      @President_MerkinMuffley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      If Japan have resources like the German at the end of the war they could make better weapons

    • @onii-chandaisuki5710
      @onii-chandaisuki5710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Yeah, the whole point of Japan expanding was becuase they lacked natural resources. Hence wanting a source.

  • @danielevans8910
    @danielevans8910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    “WHERE WERE GOING WE WONT NEED CLEANING RODS!”

    • @Project_Sentinel1358
      @Project_Sentinel1358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But we will need bayonet lugs

    • @jeronimosilva1712
      @jeronimosilva1712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      RedDragon11 6483 TENNŌHEIKA BANZAI!- _gets pocket flamethrowered_

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      At least they came to terms with the fact that their troops wouldn't be alive long enough to clean the rifle.

    • @gaibon1260
      @gaibon1260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I get the joke but I'll explain now the point.It was unnecesary to remove the CR(creaning rod) but the bayonets were preety necesary beacuse they would quickly ran out of ammo

    • @borisborkovic8894
      @borisborkovic8894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gaibon1260 and to be fair they woudnt live long enought to clean it

  • @jayarmastice4010
    @jayarmastice4010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Japan: *Simplifies their rifles late into the war for more people to fight*
    Also Japan:
    *Still keeps bayonet lugs for banzai charges*

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The bayonet was more of a psychological thing for the Japanese. Even early in the war they where kind of impracticable. They had oversized ones and fixed on a rifle it made them a few inches taller then an average Japanese man. But they did it to make every soilder even ones from humble backgrounds have a connection to the Samurai Bushido mind set. So much so, most would think they where doomed if they didn't have a bayonet

    • @megashae468
      @megashae468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Rost Mandzak This. The bayonet in the Japanese army, along with the Korean army, which had a carbon copy mindset of the Japanese army up until the 1960’s, had been practicing standardized bayonet training for all soldiers long after they were considered obsolete. This is mainly because east asian armies in general consider physical superiority to be a core part in winning a war. Mostly because this part of Asia was a sword wielding warrior society than having a real military.
      My father served in the navy, and to my surprise he got bayonet training as well, he showed it to me with an airsoft gun after a few drinks, and i have to say, it looks fucking impressive. Probably why they will never get rid of their bayonets.

    • @Project_Sentinel1358
      @Project_Sentinel1358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That dedication

    • @ottovonbismarck7646
      @ottovonbismarck7646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The bayonet is the most important weapon!

    • @Project_Sentinel1358
      @Project_Sentinel1358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stabbing is fun

  • @benbutler8201
    @benbutler8201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Japanese ideology:
    Cleaning rod: completely useless, waste of resources
    Bayonet Lug: Necessary

    • @axelpatrickb.pingol3228
      @axelpatrickb.pingol3228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      In the situation they're in where running out of ammo is an inevitability, having a bayonet is a logical decision...

    • @markusdee6136
      @markusdee6136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah bacause you could stab an enemy with the cleaning rod....

    • @chetawanung-adjmagool9967
      @chetawanung-adjmagool9967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Remember: banzai charges

    • @myh1993
      @myh1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why you need a cleaning rod for the rifle you will never shoot? Even the trigger is unnecessary.

    • @GaiusCaligula234
      @GaiusCaligula234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How many rounds are you going to fire with that rifle? You realise that you don't have to have your weapon in pristine condition to keep it usable?

  • @typicalperson6389
    @typicalperson6389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Army Staff: we’re losing the war and we need more simplistic but effective weapons
    German Mario says: *We should make new simplistic designs that won’t consume too much resources but are effective”*
    *Japanese Luigi: “Wood. Take it or leave it”*

    • @Persona121m
      @Persona121m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leave it

    • @ipang3958
      @ipang3958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Italian Luigi

    • @TheSeanster
      @TheSeanster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Italian Wario: I’m not losing, I switched sides

  • @AuroraWolf655
    @AuroraWolf655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    We have 2 sticks and 1 rock for a whole platoon, AND WE HAVE TO SHARE THAT ROCK!

  • @liamstransportchannel
    @liamstransportchannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1030

    Japan: We need cheaper rifles. Remove buttplate, simplify sights.
    Also Japan: BUT KEEP THE BAYONET!

    • @tesstickle7267
      @tesstickle7267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Britain wants a submachine gun with a bayonet,even after with two bayonets

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@tesstickle7267 but not small bayonette
      It was fucking big

    • @jamesricker3997
      @jamesricker3997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Smart move with Japan supply situation or running out of ammunition was a distinct possibility.
      When you run out of ammunition fix the bayonet, take a few tablets of methamphetamine,charge the enemy, then die with honor.

    • @premeditatedrape989
      @premeditatedrape989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jamesricker3997 Correct. Also the last ditch guns were used as a ¨use this until you can find something better¨ type of tool .

    • @karsten3360
      @karsten3360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BANZIA!!!!!!!

  • @Bowfella
    @Bowfella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Japan: **Makes homeguard rifle for domestic invasion**
    **Gets nuked**

    • @silentshiba1613
      @silentshiba1613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That’s what I call a pro gamer move

    • @rockmaster182
      @rockmaster182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Murica:use nuke
      Japan:wtf bro u hax

    • @snanoopis6584
      @snanoopis6584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Years of materials
      WASTED!

    • @mikkel066h
      @mikkel066h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To be fair those rifles would likely make more Japanese die then the nukes did.

  • @whythough6619
    @whythough6619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    The intro made me think why is Rambo holding a flamethrower and is this really simple history or did he did this video on a mega ton of crack

    • @williamjames7293
      @williamjames7293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Because.....Nam,fighting talking and moving trees isn't easy.

    • @whythough6619
      @whythough6619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@williamjames7293 fair enough

    • @flyingplatypus7272
      @flyingplatypus7272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh I thought it was Warhammer 40k catchacan

    • @whythough6619
      @whythough6619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@flyingplatypus7272 mate what how

    • @flyingplatypus7272
      @flyingplatypus7272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@whythough6619 idk. I've never seen the sponsored game and the tanks vaguely resembled Ork grot tanks so...

  • @official_commanderhale965
    @official_commanderhale965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Wait, so you’re trying to tell me that my 2nd grade drawings were actually built 70+ years before I drew them?
    Damn. Back to the drawing board.

  • @imcintyre01
    @imcintyre01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Everyone: *looks at Italy* so what about you?
    Italy: ehhhh I’m only half axis.

    • @bopcrop1228
      @bopcrop1228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Last ditch weapon: switch sides

    • @thegunnitgamer5716
      @thegunnitgamer5716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@bopcrop1228 Italy's Last Ditch Weapon: White Flag

    • @thegunnitgamer5716
      @thegunnitgamer5716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Victor Tran British Last Ditch Weapon: Memes

    • @Blei1986
      @Blei1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Italy:
      "AXIS?!"
      "You mean ALLIES" **cough**
      "i would have NEVER joined these evil people"

    • @madhurawat155
      @madhurawat155 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      All jokes aside, the Italians who joined the Allies were democrats, as the bald Italian guy desperately needed the moustache man's hair 🤣

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Germany: italy we need backup!
    Italy: i don't know this guy...

    • @waywardstoner9416
      @waywardstoner9416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Vatican: *want some vacations in America?*

    • @ChaosBahamut
      @ChaosBahamut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Near the end of the war Italy had a heel-face turn and 'removed' Mussolini. So they were no longer an Axis nation.

    • @ACCB710
      @ACCB710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Germany: Leaves Italian forces as they retreat in north africa
      Italy: "I will not forget this"

    • @ninsegamer1134
      @ninsegamer1134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sup zae

    • @zoomgames123
      @zoomgames123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ChaosBahamut Operation Axis :)

  • @icel8828
    @icel8828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2269

    1:29
    The end of the sponsorship

    • @pleasestop104
      @pleasestop104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Thanks mate

    • @icel8828
      @icel8828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Does anyone still Read usernames? Yes. We do still read usernames

    • @dreadpiratedan4664
      @dreadpiratedan4664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ice L thx m8

    • @icel8828
      @icel8828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dreadpirate Dan your welcome

    • @jeronimosilva1712
      @jeronimosilva1712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ice L lol

  • @dastanbputra1281
    @dastanbputra1281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    God:Germany gets metal and copper and stuff
    Japan:how about me
    God: C A R D B O A R D

    • @blkspyder02
      @blkspyder02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Cardboard boxes is the ultimate weapon to surpass metal gear

    • @moch.farisdzulfiqar6123
      @moch.farisdzulfiqar6123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      God know they gonna get nuked anyways

  • @josephxu8999
    @josephxu8999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    When your economy is drastically failing and you need guns: *VOUCHERS GIVE THE VOUCHERS!*

  • @mothlastname2413
    @mothlastname2413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    “It’s different from every other game in its genre” proceeds to describe every damn game in its genre

    • @Adde-hy7wx
      @Adde-hy7wx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      They just said that as a 'last ditch' effort.

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Shadow legends, the most ambitious rpg of the year

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They gave him a script, and money, besides the ad is easily skippable, so.

    • @thesoy-sorcerer9469
      @thesoy-sorcerer9469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is what a genre is

  • @SemoventeDa
    @SemoventeDa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Simple History: *Axis Last Ditch Weapons*
    Italian Social Republic: "Is my TZ-45 a joke to you?"

    • @WolffangPL
      @WolffangPL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah, pretty much

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Never count Italy in Axis content thing

    • @markored994
      @markored994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bravo e aggiungerei i mitra isotta fraschini e le armaguerra 43 44

    • @jeronimosilva1712
      @jeronimosilva1712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea, basically ._.

    • @incredibilisman2909
      @incredibilisman2909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah it looks like someone pasted a bigger barrel on a luger

  • @kursk_kuku141
    @kursk_kuku141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Germany: “Mauser! How do we get a cheap, easy to manufacture, EMERGENCY weapons?”
    Mauser copy and paste Sten SMG, then added magazine at horizontal, and rename gun to MP-3008”*
    Mauser: “Done...”

    • @ThunderEagle05
      @ThunderEagle05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol so true

    • @houjisaifeddine5524
      @houjisaifeddine5524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      go look at an mp 28
      the british technically stole a german design then the germans stole it back

    • @ThunderEagle05
      @ThunderEagle05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      houji saifeddine ok thanks man

    • @unclebob1478
      @unclebob1478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was this suppose to
      Be funny or a repeat of what the video said

    • @kursk_kuku141
      @kursk_kuku141 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uncle Bob It’s suppose to be comedy, “In a nutshell...” joke.

  • @KarlPHorse
    @KarlPHorse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    16 year old German boy: Wow, the war is almost over, I'm so happy I survived!
    Volkssturm: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @jackietang3789
      @jackietang3789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Great Value Axis Edition

    • @vincentmalab3289
      @vincentmalab3289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Volksstrum: the Soviets and Americans are near, nothing personal kid.

    • @KarlPHorse
      @KarlPHorse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Son Gohan Dope, changed it to 16.

    • @Lolpy.
      @Lolpy. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eh, he’d probably had been executed by soviets nonetheless.

    • @Jack-iv1ed
      @Jack-iv1ed 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My great grandpa was in the volkssturm, luckily tho he was drafted into an anti air battalion

  • @acidgaming1052
    @acidgaming1052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Germany:we need a new weapon* copies stern,makes original weird flamethrower
    Japan: wood pipe POWDER

  • @johntorreto4485
    @johntorreto4485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    Nobody:
    Axis: "Great Value Weapons"
    Seriously some of this looks like something you find on a fallout 4 raider

    • @AngelFallz1856
      @AngelFallz1856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lol I'm literally waiting for my Ww2 weapons mods to download while watching this

    • @chasm1205
      @chasm1205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Daniel Haussman what mods u using

    • @AngelFallz1856
      @AngelFallz1856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mauser family rifle pack
      Mauser pistol
      Mp40
      Strumgewehr
      Mg42
      Flamethrower
      👍

    • @The_Bastard686
      @The_Bastard686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AngelFallz1856 are they small mods?

    • @RobertJones-vb2qi
      @RobertJones-vb2qi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @weeb_fox picked up fallout 4 with all its dlcs the other day I'll keep my eye out for it. How is it in the game?

  • @jaredchinchello1760
    @jaredchinchello1760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Is it just me or does anyone else genuinely enjoy the Aesthetics of last-ditch weapons?

    • @nealboonyarit5212
      @nealboonyarit5212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I personally like the look of stamped guns.

    • @imgvillasrc1608
      @imgvillasrc1608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Improvised firearms have a unique certain charm to them. They're so ugly that they look beautiful in their own way.

    • @tacticalfall4505
      @tacticalfall4505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@imgvillasrc1608 sounds like me lol

    • @nebiyuesayas5600
      @nebiyuesayas5600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They have Fallout-style looks

    • @mirandalockey7334
      @mirandalockey7334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Eversix86 - agreed, probably due to the shared magazine with the stg 44.

  • @NobelTheKnave
    @NobelTheKnave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Volksturmgewher in real life:
    Semi-auto and very crude
    Volksturmgewher in CoD WW2 and Vanguard:
    *FULL AUTO GOD GUN*

    • @haydenrueps6866
      @haydenrueps6866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Volkssturmgewehr in Fallout 4:
      RADIATION RADIATION RADIATION RADIATION RADIATION RADIATION RADIATION RADIATION

    • @rosaria8384
      @rosaria8384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Volkssturmgewehr in BFV
      - Two versions, the disputed full auto with foregrip and the real semiautomatic

    • @MrDwarfpitcher
      @MrDwarfpitcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oof
      That thing full auto???
      An MG 42 is more controllable from the hip than that monster.
      And no, I am not even kidding

    • @aldrichcarlcruz8405
      @aldrichcarlcruz8405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah that part is seen in BFV

    • @aldrichcarlcruz8405
      @aldrichcarlcruz8405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now the update of BFV the einstoss flame weffer is added

  • @ridgefrost
    @ridgefrost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    When he said "Einstossflammenwerfer 46"
    *i felt that*

    • @fulccrum2324
      @fulccrum2324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Really stings, doesn't it?
      *feel the* -unintelligible- *burn*

    • @babymetalenjoyer
      @babymetalenjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fulccrum2324 well actually "Stoß" means something like "push", while "sting" would be "Stich". (both are nouns here)

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cringe and unoriginal

  • @alexandreergas5236
    @alexandreergas5236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1428

    Hans take this sten and say this is a new german weapon

    • @leoslack6104
      @leoslack6104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      airborne 82 it was just that good

    • @tavish4699
      @tavish4699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@leoslack6104 it wasnt good it was awful ....but it was super cheap to make

    • @alexandreergas5236
      @alexandreergas5236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tavish4699 true

    • @_wanted_outlaw3007
      @_wanted_outlaw3007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tavish4699 if it was identical to the Sten how was it awful? Wouldent it be just a little worse?

    • @tavish4699
      @tavish4699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@_wanted_outlaw3007 no cause the sten itself was already awful

  • @shikikankillzone4239
    @shikikankillzone4239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    National Defense Rifle: **Exists*
    Me: *_"LoOK aT tHIS dUDe!"_*

  • @latadecarapau1124
    @latadecarapau1124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    World War doh: we are a very unique game
    *proceeds to copy the same style of gameplay has clash Royale *

    • @uncleflagzz
      @uncleflagzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yes, but Clash Royale doesn't have DA CHOPPA

    • @latadecarapau1124
      @latadecarapau1124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@uncleflagzz 😂😂

    • @Jockandballin
      @Jockandballin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cat gun bang

    • @asid5067
      @asid5067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can the king move freely in clash royale?

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey at least it isn’t RAID: Shadow Legends

  • @produccionesquino
    @produccionesquino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    Meanwhile in an alternative universe:
    "Last Ditch Allied Weapons"

    • @allangibson8494
      @allangibson8494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      That would be the Sten.... (And the Owen).
      And a number of automatic conversions of bolt action Lee Metford rifles and Ross rifles.

    • @revoltaiignoto3881
      @revoltaiignoto3881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      To be fair, Soviet submachineguns were always lats ditch weapons. Even when they recover a lot of their territory, they still designing simpler and simpler SMG.

    • @therealmp40
      @therealmp40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@revoltaiignoto3881 Not really, at least when it comes to the PPSH which is basically a Suomi, both are pretty well made even though they're simple to manufacture

    • @sivaalteredspringbonnie9956
      @sivaalteredspringbonnie9956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      produccionesquino man in the high castle reference

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oh god, it's a Wolfenstein timeline

  • @ThunderBass9
    @ThunderBass9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    My great grandfather brought home an early war type 99 Arisaka, complete with the long sights and bayonet. It's a treasure, for sure. Nice to see the comparison to the late war model.

    • @Dulex123
      @Dulex123 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got a arisaka 38

  • @Joaosantos22114
    @Joaosantos22114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    It's interesting to note that the STG 44 was already cheaper to produce than the Kar.98k, however it was the ammunition for it that made it so widely unaivalable. Weird that they took the one element that was lacking and placed it on another project.

    • @madhurawat155
      @madhurawat155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      An Assault Rifle cheaper than a bolt action ! I have now seen everything.

    • @MaxCroat
      @MaxCroat ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@madhurawat155 TBH, bolt action rifles weren't necessarily cheap to make. I remember watching a video on the Swiss K31 (I believe by Forgotten Weapons, although I'm not sure) a few years back where the author said that apparently, because the gun is so finely manufactured, it would cost several thousand dollars per gun if somebody decided to manufacture them today.

  • @Captain23rdGaming
    @Captain23rdGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    *Axis powers start losing war*
    Axis powers: "Improvise Adapt Overcome!"

    • @damienfinnegan8272
      @damienfinnegan8272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      but mainly just improvise

    • @Pomegranate44
      @Pomegranate44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      -overcome-

    • @axelpatrickb.pingol3228
      @axelpatrickb.pingol3228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's a psychological thing akin to tankers putting sandbags and pieces of track onto their tanks for "extra" protection. Morale will drop if you give them cheap guns - it gives the message the war is going badly for them...

    • @casimirkulikowski5949
      @casimirkulikowski5949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      minus the overcome

    • @Pomegranate44
      @Pomegranate44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Casimir Kulikowski
      Exactly xd

  • @Lukethomas2015
    @Lukethomas2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    10:48, So this is where bethesda came up with the pipe weapons in fallout.

    • @haydenrueps6866
      @haydenrueps6866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      4:00 And that's the idea behind the Radium Rifle

  • @fortis3686
    @fortis3686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    * Wunderwaffe intesefies *

    • @leoslack6104
      @leoslack6104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fortis 3 * RAF turn up and wipe knock them out of the sky *

    • @frostyvr9805
      @frostyvr9805 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luftwaffle

    • @warlynx5644
      @warlynx5644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Frosty The snowman
      Wunderwaffe and Luftwaffle are entirely different things
      Wonderwaffe: Wonder Weapon
      Luftwaffle: German Airforce

    • @jamesricker3997
      @jamesricker3997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The Wunderwaffe were a complete success at their intended purpose. Their intended purpose was to keep skilled engineers designing weaponry to prevent them from getting drafted.

    • @yousefseed1874
      @yousefseed1874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GERMAN SCIENCE IZ ZE BEST IN ZHE WORLD!!

  • @tlshortyshorty5810
    @tlshortyshorty5810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    German ministry of defense: “schieb make das ficken Sten cheaper”
    Mauser: *listening to gangsta rap poorly translated into German*

    • @ahmetozturk3000
      @ahmetozturk3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That german translates literally into nothing lmao what were you trying to say

    • @oper8rdrifto417
      @oper8rdrifto417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      correction:
      Mauser: *Listening to rammstein at 120% volume*

    • @flameBMW245
      @flameBMW245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ahmetozturk3000 he said, “schieb, make the fucking sten cheaper”

    • @Deimos000
      @Deimos000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still doesn't make any sense. Nice try though.

    • @jeronimosilva1712
      @jeronimosilva1712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Germans: MAUSER! GIVE US A NEW GUN! COPY AND PASTE ZE STEN AND TURN MAGAZINE SIDEWAYS! MAUSER!!!
      Mauser: *listens to American jazz music literally 0.12% translated into german*
      Germans: ._.

  • @joshlis5576
    @joshlis5576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    0:37 "da choppa" that killed me

  • @ButtoneyeDecker
    @ButtoneyeDecker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    The "National Defense" Pistol for the Japanese was literally just a bunch of pipes bolted together, with a hole for a percussion cap, and a black powder charge and Shot. It's surprisingly pretty for what's basically a zip gun.

  • @jamesodom4980
    @jamesodom4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    1:30 - Or tap the right side of your screen 10 times.

  • @almos-bendeguzarany9274
    @almos-bendeguzarany9274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    How to melt the ladie's hearts tutorial:
    *HANS GET ZE FLAMENWHERFER*

    • @Dr.Eximious
      @Dr.Eximious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More of a burn.

  • @WorkInProgressX
    @WorkInProgressX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Meanwhile italy: ok i have this project for a last ditch smg, wooden grip, dual safety and selective fire. We lost anyway, at least we’ll do it with style.
    The gun is the TZ45 btw

    • @williamsample2631
      @williamsample2631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't forgotten weapons do an episode on that one

  • @colin.k6263
    @colin.k6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    2:29
    "very reliable"
    said no sten gun user ever

    • @erwinsetyo1061
      @erwinsetyo1061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mk V actually reliable, compared Mk II

    • @colin.k6263
      @colin.k6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@erwinsetyo1061 dont know which model it was but i got a friend who's dad shot hinself in the foot when he dropped one and it let off a long burst. Im assuming an earlier type as it was surplus given by the British

    • @williamsample2631
      @williamsample2631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@colin.k6263 yeah that can happen if he had the hammer cocked. It can happen on all of the models! The number five had furniture on it, and by that I mean a stock and foregrip.

    • @overboss9599
      @overboss9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williamsample2631 hammer cocked? on a Sten?

    • @colin.k6263
      @colin.k6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@overboss9599 i think he means when the safety notch isn't engaged

  • @DarronGA
    @DarronGA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I like how the Japanese just went "hey as long as it works" and called it a day

  • @chimppimpin420
    @chimppimpin420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    "Mom can we have Type 99 Arisaka?"
    "We have Arisaka at home"
    Type 99 Arisaka at home: 7:05

    • @ChristianVBlue3
      @ChristianVBlue3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      More like 9:31

    • @official_commanderhale965
      @official_commanderhale965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ALEX HUANG the top one was in fact a black powder matchlock rifle😂

    • @chimppimpin420
      @chimppimpin420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChristianVBlue3 While yes you're right, but those guns weren't Type 99s or made specifically by Arisaka.

    • @Freedomlander_101
      @Freedomlander_101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChristianVBlue3 *Pee wee Arisucc-a*

    • @allangibson8494
      @allangibson8494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chimppimpin420 None of the Type 99 "Arisaka" were made by Arisaka.... (Arisaka was the designer of the rifle it was redesigned from....).

  • @t-posetimmy6834
    @t-posetimmy6834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Does world war doh include Homer Simpson?

    • @tokumo2190
      @tokumo2190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      THE REAL QUESTION

  • @LateNightHalo
    @LateNightHalo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Every WW2 game nowadays 3:53 : “you got it bro, fully auto, holographic site and fast fire rate”

  • @Pioneer_DE
    @Pioneer_DE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I think the Animator had alot of fun animating the Sponsor Ad

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    That voice for the commercial was actually pretty epic

    • @AzureScintillae
      @AzureScintillae 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Just Some Guy without a Mustache
      Hoi!

    • @ChrisKane-
      @ChrisKane- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Awesome, I'm glad you liked it!. I wasn't sure that sound would work for that character! 😊

  • @kolynchiasson6432
    @kolynchiasson6432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Da Choppa!"
    - Simple History 2020

  • @elemperadordemexico
    @elemperadordemexico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Desperation sometimes brings out the more creative in all of us.

    • @DAVV-99
      @DAVV-99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Desperation and laziness

  • @patrik600ful
    @patrik600ful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    1:30 Skip ad. You're welcome

  • @Canadianvoice
    @Canadianvoice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Sten adaption is quite clever considering the sten was able to use Mp40 ammunition for commandos who would run out of their standard ammo.

    • @anactualalpaca7016
      @anactualalpaca7016 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      stens and mp40s were chambered in the same round? interesting, had no idea

    • @Canadianvoice
      @Canadianvoice 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anactualalpaca7016 that was the intention so commandos could rearm themselves with mp40 ammo.

  • @daviddowney1933
    @daviddowney1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    *Heinreich:* HANZ! Get ze flammenwerfer!
    *Hanz:* Ze gut one Kommandant Heinreich?
    *Heinreich:* NEIN! Ze Einstossflammenwerfer! SCHNELL, SCHNELL, HANZ! Ze Ruzzians are upon us!
    *Hans:* Scheiße...

    • @subswithnovideos-uq9qi
      @subswithnovideos-uq9qi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      David Downey
      *schiße

    • @daviddowney1933
      @daviddowney1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@subswithnovideos-uq9qi thanks, i didnt have the right text in place

    • @nilsbottjer7129
      @nilsbottjer7129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It is scheiße

    • @daviddowney1933
      @daviddowney1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nilsbottjer7129 already cleared that up

    • @jeronimosilva1712
      @jeronimosilva1712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ze Kommandant: HANS! GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!!
      **Hans**: JAWOHL! *gets einstossflammenwerfer 46* Kommandant: Danke!! Oh and also get ZE Luger! Hans: *gets Luger*
      Kommandant: Danke, Hans. :D

  • @SlyCooper1920
    @SlyCooper1920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Request for Simple History:
    "The Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster 1986"

    • @ThunderEagle05
      @ThunderEagle05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That will be cool

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes, the greatest nuclear disaster in history. Very fascinating!

    • @riley2492
      @riley2492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah they should do the Goiânia Incident in Brazil

    • @SlyCooper1920
      @SlyCooper1920 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@riley2492 okay I'm fine with that

  • @xdshrekt3909
    @xdshrekt3909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    6:48
    Russian Soldier: **Burns**
    Russians: **SAD RUSSIAN NOISE**

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Youth these days, letting a little heat stop 'em. Back in my day, we breathed in poison gas! _And we still kept charging!"_
      -Russian WW1 survivor

    • @jeronimosilva1712
      @jeronimosilva1712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Rip chernov ☹️😢

    • @talknight2
      @talknight2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@theguylivinginyourwalls
      Hundred Men,
      Charge again,
      Die again

    • @billmcsill4274
      @billmcsill4274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That looks like a British soldier

    • @snakeeateerrrrr
      @snakeeateerrrrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Golden osvaldo yes he is. He is carrying a mosin nagant which is a russian rifle

  • @michaelaverna6406
    @michaelaverna6406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Kamikaze attack
    Type: artillery
    Place of origin: Japan

    • @deleteduser87
      @deleteduser87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cursed

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Tho this was a crude way of fighting as the very soilder would not survive, it is still being used to this day"

    • @japhero8298
      @japhero8298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Banzai charge
      Type: Suicidal act
      Origin: Imperial Japan

    • @mitarrutic1480
      @mitarrutic1480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      American ship in Pearl Harbour:oh god the Japanese fighter plane ran out of ammo!But why Is it going towards us?

    • @life_is_a_myth
      @life_is_a_myth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like this thread.

  • @PIERCESTORM
    @PIERCESTORM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "I'm not like all the other girls"
    "I'm not like all the other games"

  • @Xx_Tuberculosis_xX
    @Xx_Tuberculosis_xX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love how he says “Fuhrer” to avoid demonetization

    • @jaden_dominican-tosd
      @jaden_dominican-tosd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He can just literally say it without any fear of demonetization becuz TH-cam dosen’t care to the video but the comments instead

  • @vincentmalab3289
    @vincentmalab3289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Forgotten Weapons intensifies.

  • @christiansparks6429
    @christiansparks6429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    3:10 when you try to avoid copyright laws on enemy weapons

    • @williamsample2631
      @williamsample2631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You might want to look up the origins of the Lancaster machine gun? The British are doing a little of what you're saying with the Germans at the beginning of the war

    • @bigdaz9363
      @bigdaz9363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      William Sample have you seen the Owen gun
      I'm sure also the MP18 MP28 and MP34'are just copies

  • @mikethemechanic7395
    @mikethemechanic7395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My great grandfather was Hungarian. He fought in the Eastern front. He had a mg34 and drove a half track. He fought in Normandy and had a VG1-5 when his rifle was destroyed. He was captured by the Russians later and was not killed since he also spoke Russian.

  • @lasombra1469
    @lasombra1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Kommandant can we have MP40?
    Nein we have Maschinen Pistole at base!
    MP’s at base: 2:04

    • @teodorogerald
      @teodorogerald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jokar jokar
      Kommandant: what u mean Hans? *Picks it up and hands it to him*

  • @garmenlin5990
    @garmenlin5990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    When the Japanese home guards start playing Fallout 4

  • @fridaycaliforniaa236
    @fridaycaliforniaa236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Other difference between the MP-3008 ans the Sten : at the end of the conflict, some MP-3008s had a wooden stock, to reduce utilization of rare metal resources.

  • @loganf4370
    @loganf4370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The sights on the early model Type 99 aren't necessarily just for windage or elevation, they are also anti-aircraft sights. The rifle was designed in a time where aircraft were slow enough that a battalion of troops could raise their rifles to the sky and act as a mobile anti-aircraft battery. So the Japanese, in their infinite wisdom, took the time and effort to make sights capable of targeting aircraft and slapped them on their rifles. Also, the late war bayonets manufactured by the Japanese had two mounting holes so that they could be distributed to civilians to be mounted on bamboo poles and used as lances. Wild times to be Japanese.

  • @Evan_Case
    @Evan_Case 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Germany: make's an unreliable flamethrower
    Japan: make's an unreliable rifle
    Italy: make's everything unreliable

    • @Monolith308
      @Monolith308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tragik Times beretta: hey guys we made this really good submachine gu-
      Italy: *make it so a child and a wood board can make it*

    • @SinisterServal
      @SinisterServal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except Pizza

    • @DooTSweeT
      @DooTSweeT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You underestimate the pizza cutter

    • @gismarco449
      @gismarco449 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coff coff* carcano 91/38 coff coff*, Breda 37 coff*, mab 38 coff coff*

  • @KannibalenDK
    @KannibalenDK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    --“Ü”--
    Kilroy was here

    • @THEBIGGAME683
      @THEBIGGAME683 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What are you doing step bro😮

  • @evanv7420
    @evanv7420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    When you are the most innovative last ditch weapon but you aren’t mentioned
    *Angry fliegerfaust noises*

  • @frisho2190
    @frisho2190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Sten? Reliable? :laughts in assassination of heydrich:

  • @flamethefirefox9006
    @flamethefirefox9006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The last ditch version of the Kar98K rifles that the Germans used was very similar to the Last ditch Arisaka rifles, and the Japanese also used last ditch grenades made from actual pottery.

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The _National Defense Rifle_ was apparently no match for a *atomic bomb.*

  • @aden7175
    @aden7175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Nobody
    Not even a single soul
    Simeple history:da choppa

  • @williammerkel1410
    @williammerkel1410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The last-ditch type 99 is actually a decent rifle, I have several myself and the ones produced at Kokura were made well and shoot well but even the crudest from any manufacturer are still safe, only those that believe the old myths about them being dangerous keep that debate alive.

  • @albertoamoruso7711
    @albertoamoruso7711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    02:26 "the Sten was very reliable"
    Tell that to Gabčík and Kubiš!

    • @allangibson8494
      @allangibson8494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the Australian Army. They tested it - it failed.

    • @albertoamoruso7711
      @albertoamoruso7711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@allangibson8494 Well at least no Aussie was killed for Sten malfunctioning. That damn piece of garbage almost had Operation Anthropoid failing.

  • @The-Plaguefellow
    @The-Plaguefellow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    10:05
    Those rifles look like they're from Unturned.

  • @perfectlynormalhuman5473
    @perfectlynormalhuman5473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Me :
    What about italian last ditch weapons?
    Also me:
    Oh , right

    • @libertatemadvocatus1797
      @libertatemadvocatus1797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ahhh.
      World War Two Italian weapons. They managed to be both crappier than the "last ditch" weapons while being incredibly difficult to manufacture.

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@libertatemadvocatus1797 What about the Japanese "rifle" at 9:29?

    • @youareveryannoying9179
      @youareveryannoying9179 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Single shot bolognese thrower

    • @Charliecomet82
      @Charliecomet82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A lot of Italian rifles the Germans grabbed after Italy switched sides ended up in the hands of the Volkssturm.

    • @francescononefrancese617
      @francescononefrancese617 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The italian social republic was still with the axis, they made last with weapons too

  • @bruensal7182
    @bruensal7182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Man, last time is was so early, the axis were still winning the war

  • @alpharius7630
    @alpharius7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    British: i have the sten gun
    Germany: * literally make a sten gun with a different place for magazine *
    British: * surprised pikachu face *

  • @jeronimosilva1712
    @jeronimosilva1712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:48 I never forget that laugh from Major Fire. FLAME ON. And on. And ON. AND ON!!! FLAMES!!!!! 🔥😆=Major Fire

  • @blacktemplar2377
    @blacktemplar2377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    9:26 that straight up looks like the makeshift gun from unturned.

    • @eldarhighelfhealermiriella7653
      @eldarhighelfhealermiriella7653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah but at least in unturned the crappy rifle can hold 5 rounds. That thing was single-shot. One soldier with a thompson can whipe out an entire trench lol.

    • @blacktemplar2377
      @blacktemplar2377 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eldarhighelfhealermiriella7653 TMYK

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, at least it comes with free ammo when you craft it.
      Did they change that? I haven’t played in a while.

    • @Goblin_Tits
      @Goblin_Tits 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2000+ hours in Unturned over here

  • @theinvertedfan3708
    @theinvertedfan3708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    People's Storm and Wiermacht: Can we have M1 Garands?
    Germany: no, we already have Garands at home.
    *The Garands at home:* 3:48

    • @m1a1abramstank49
      @m1a1abramstank49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Completely different from the Garand*

    • @m1a1abramstank49
      @m1a1abramstank49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ali ACE It definitely was more than a match, higher magazine capacity, very powerful round, and semi automatic function meaning faster fire rate and good accuracy in a practical sense

    • @m1a1abramstank49
      @m1a1abramstank49 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Colshot Lp So was the Garand, MAS-36, Enfield

    • @ivospasov3433
      @ivospasov3433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Am i the only one who likes the volksturmgewehr

    • @mee6211
      @mee6211 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its not people's storm , its volksturm or civillian soldiers , also wehrmact is spelled like i did , not wiermacht

  • @JR-vt7rb
    @JR-vt7rb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly, i usually dont pay attention to advertisement, but you went through the problem of animating it , and that has merit, you're one of the few who earns that sponsorship, keep it going 👍

  • @ethanstang9941
    @ethanstang9941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    9:24 looks like something a 3rd grader drew.

  • @calebdlugas5077
    @calebdlugas5077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It's such a shame that so many of those rifles where destroyed. I would have loved to see them in museums or even in the hands of private collectors.

  • @Mikasus_Ackermann0318
    @Mikasus_Ackermann0318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:26 the way he says "flammenwerfer" is amazing

  • @maple7093
    @maple7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Title: last ditch axis weapons
    Simple history: *G E R M A N Y*

    • @AFT_05G
      @AFT_05G 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Germany was most important Axis member.

    • @marunomi
      @marunomi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Before you act like a smartass, watch the video first.

    • @KnightEnforcer55
      @KnightEnforcer55 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marunomi Wow dude you're rude