Breaking Dad | Please Stop Talking
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ย. 2019
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In Australia, Burger King is called Hungry Jacks. When they came over there was already a burger joint called burger king here, they offered the guy millions of dollars for the trademark, but he kept refusing stating "Nah, I'm the burger king". A corporation was denied its name by a bogan.
thats the most amazing australlian story ive heard in my life
Hes the burger king now
"Nah cunt, I'm the Burger King"
They should have changed the name to burger emporer just to one up him
@@jmjedi923 lol or the burger shogun
@@jmjedi923 More like "burger vassals". NO ONE one-ups the burger king.
PST#35 - Introduction of Test Tube David
PST#40 - Test Tube David's doing crimes in a background and has a scar under the eye
PST#45 - Real David sees Test Tube David in the window outside his house
PST#50 - Test Tube David hacks the channel and leaves a warning
...
PST#65 - Real David was Test Tube David for the last 20 episodes
...
PST#100 - Real David vs Test Tube David: The Sir Meow Rises
The David cinematic universe NEEDS too be seen
The series ends with shammy, David, and Negadavid brawling in mount doom, and shammy has to figure out who the real david is by asking a question only the real david would know, negadavid is kicked into the pit of fire. credits roll
Close enough on #50
@@twanger6857 and during all this time, Mandy is just endlessly loading shells into a shotgun while mumbling to himself about the King of Limbo
Close to the 45 and 50
TEST TUBE DAVID IS REAL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
TEST TUBE DAVID IS REAL
The David with the scar is David’s missing blood from the hospital
MetalGearLMAO the return of Test Tube David
The urine sample was too watery so they were unable to keep David's nominal twink personality down
i think David mentions it, but everyone spoke over it
Madeline Pacheco either that or because they used the chemicals in the pee to make the clone, he was dead after leaving the test tube due to his lack of nutrients
In response to Brendaniel's story about a guy threatening to murder him:
This guy came up to the counter buying flea medicine and when I was cashing him out he said "If this kills my cat I will burn down your store." And then we both went silent. When he finished paying I asked if he wanted his receipt and he said "Yeah. I need it if my cat dies."
That’s… way more concerning!
So . . . Did the cat die?
>Mandy talks about body disposal
>”This episode is getting deleted”
David, is your life in danger? Blink once for yes, twice for also yes.
The fact that Mandy found Quartz in the ground just goes to show he didnt make the whole Treaty of Canem up.
oh god another cursed mandy and Brendan episode
yeah scratch that double cursed
@@tabithasdumb-dumbs5890 transitioned into covering up murders right after talking about poppin critters.
Yeup. Thats this podcast.
ahh... another based episode of please stop t*lking
So uh when are we gonna get Mandy to talk about the China Job?
Shit like this is exactly why Brendan and Mandy episodes are the best.
i can't believe Test Tube David is real
Punished David
And he's seeking revenge against all life
that one music from rick and morty plays in the background
Brendan is definitely a dark-fairy type, considering his raw chaotic energy.
I can't believe Mandy said the gamer word
I know, I've already made t shirts
51:29
Shoutout to brendens lightning fast wit
To this day, I have never heard of a hamster or gerbil dying peacefully
That hamster story is awful. That dad had to be a sociopath or something because that's cruelty for cruelty sake. Great episode 10/10
I was wondering where I'd heard Brendan's voice before!
"My skin crinkles when I breathe!"
Also, pretty sure David's Organization name would be Xaddiv
Xaddiv sounds like a medicine that you take for anxiety or something
Can we get ssethTzeentach on the podcast
Yes
Dad:*Puts hamster on anvil*.
Hamster:*Will remember that, but not for long*.
Kid unlocked a new skill: Knows what death is.
I got an ad for autism speaks before the video and honestly these things write themself
my weirdest burger king story is when I was sitting eating and two guys, well over 30, were in the line to eat and had katanas with them like it was something everybody does.
I once googled the name of one of the open carry advocate groups and found a picture of a guy sitting in a fast food restaurant with what looked like a sniper rifle on his back.
Nah, son. Open carry. 2nd amendment. It's-uh-it's fine.
while you were eating burgers, they studied the blade
I'm getting Final Fantasy XV vibes from this mental image. Just that bleed-over of sword-carrying warriors and fast food joints.
What corner of the country was this in, per chance? 'cause if it was in New England they were probably hunting cryptids, thinking that a katana is a suitable weapon for going after the Rake.
23:45 That was excellent Foley work.
20:27 is the greatest story of all time
Nah that title belongs to David’s TSA Experience
Shuangshi To me that would go to either the rock wars or the shanking or possibly the time ed and his friend played the Nazi anthem. Actually scratch that the time Avery visited Mandy and a bunch of insane shit happened
Brendon seeing that owl is right out of a final destination movie.
So Shammy IS still alive!
Did you know there is a new No Man's Sky update?
**faint screaming in in the distance**
Holy Shit, the people that stole David's blood at the hospital already made a clone and it escaped and is commiting crimes.
Brendaniel suprised that someone can get hit by a car nowadays hasn't aged well since ed got hit by a car
27:30 goofy hyuck
Just when I thought things couldn’t get more insane than last episode here we are talking about smashing hampsters with sledgehammers and talking about covering up murders and body disposal with attempted mass shootings of cats. What’s next someone’s gonna ACTUALLY kill a guy?
this made me curious enough to look up how much soda you'd need for getting rid of a body so I'm probably on a watch list now good episode
Did you at least get an answer?
Audio Cracked are you asking for a friend?
@@pandagamer-hg5be i'm gonna ask just in case does it work?
Brendan that was a good microwave story. *Clap*
This is like that one Muppets movie where Kermit has a criminal doppleganger but it's about a twink instead of a frog.
Bruh they were enchanting them to unbreakable IV
Sub to painhole
To jump on the stupid kids at food places my cousin once threw her burger across an Outback Steakhouse because on the kids menu the burger is called the “boomerang burger”. It didn’t come back
It always comes back after you eat it.
Bojack trailer AND pst?
This day just keeps getting better Jesus is gonna buy a lottery ticket
Liquid David.
literally (if you dont get it just watch episode 35)
Burger-King and KFC like the best food chains here in france
My guess is it's because they're still not as implanted everywhere as they are in the US, which mean they have to make actual efforts to compete with other food-chains like Mc.Donald and Flunch
Last time i was this early avery was still making youtube videos.
Perfect for my Friday drive!
me being from the south and not enough snow for sledding, I would just roll down a hill in a wagon Calvin and Hobbs style
Raid: The Meth Hole - Break Bad... To Break Dad...
This is one of the few episodes where I genuinely wished they would stop talking.
I'm also super excited for AfterParty, I would have never played Oxenfree if it weren't for Shammy. Easily one of my favorite games of the decade.
i think brendan would really get a kick out of "They're Made Out of Meat" based on the highly meaty content of this episode
They stole his blood. Now his clone is out there.
Great ending btw, them hilarious laughs.
Has anyone found that Mormon dinosaur game Avery was talking about?
yeah its called NOKBAK
Hell yea!
3:01 FLUIDITY FOR THE NINTENDO WII WAS MY JAM!!!!!!!
Pst is getting an evil morty subplot hell yeah
i guess i need to wait another week to see what happens in the ad read timeline
Hamster smashing starts at 20:24
"What game are you excited for?"
"The Outer Worlds!"
That one didn't age quite so well
Beyond burgers are honestly really good and taste just like meat.
all of my favourite boys heck yes
Amazing title
13:01 Mandalore, come to Phoenix, Arizona. we have traffic accidents and deaths every damn day, if not then every week! People just don’t know how to drive and don’t want to be told how to drive. It’s madness and why there aren’t any schools for new drivers, we’re a city of people from out of state inhabitants who drive like they’re back home!
Dangit, you always post before I got to work! I love the podcast!
0:46
I had a hamster, his name was fred steve because we couldnt decide. He died of old age (at 4, he lived wayy longer than youd expect) and we buried him in a plant pot.
test tube david is on the loose
Yes, if you are busted with a felony you can have your 2nd amendment revoked
i miss you shammy
hell fuckin yeah!
you ever shoot a gun, he fucking asks
My wife used to work costumer service at walmart. People would take back something cheap like a trash can or something but put a different upc over the original. People be trying to get back $200 for a trash can or something else
I remember when a local branch of Lidl offered full refunds on store brand food and cosmetics, provided you brought back the original packaging. It ended with customers basically dumping their trash at the checkout.
Howdy gamers
The full set of the golden Burger King Pokemon cards is worth around $100. In other words, if he worked at the national minimum wage for two 8-hour days, he'd make as much money as the full card set is worth.
What is the music at 0:47 ? They play it here, and they played it on Test Tube David. I want to know what it is.
Just wanted to see the quartz
d-dad?
It's such a shocker this episode wasn't sponsored.
WOOOOOOOOOO EPPACC GAMUR
Fuck yes.
haha yes
So that person's dad sounds like he was using the pet hamsters/gerbils as an excuse to abuse animals.
Ooooohhhh yeessssss
Is the joke of the podcast at 51:20 a reference to something im not getting or is it just the funniest shit at default? anyone mind helping me out?
Avery is right!
DAVID, WITH UNEXPLAINED SCARS!?
IT'S FUTURE DAVID!
David called me Ranklin
@touma Now that a listen to the intro again. David stumbles over every R in the intro. Accents are hard. Warshington.
Oh great, psychopathic hamster genocide
There was a Togepi card I have 2 of them in my house
Did you have a good time with your fiance?
Hamster anvil holy shit
Holy shit this is monetized
Just here to watch all the ads.
"10 dahrer tier, on patreon"
The beyond meat burger does not bleed but does actually convincingly taste like meat
Hello
I HAVE ONE OF THOSE GOLD POKEMON CARDS
Howdy
LIQUID DAVID
OH FUCK
can someone make brendan the skinny guy from mr meaty
ACTION LEAGUE, NOW.
Spanking?
...spanking.
26:16
So I guess the SoundCloud is defunct now? Kind of a shame. Don't really like Spotify and the simple fact of adding video to the podcast exponentially increases the data.
We're also on Google Podcasts, Apple Podcasts and most other podcast apps like Pocket Casts!
I’ve noticed on Apple there’s like half the episodes missing, what’s up with that?
Another podcast app they're on is Player FM.
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE BURGER KING?!?!? its one of my favorites, them chicken sandwiches! And then A&Ws Papa burger. 2 best burgers in fast food.
sorry if the truth hurts too much
@@pandagamer-hg5be I mean whatever, I'm still gonna enjoy BK. I'll just be the odd one out. :/
Matt Watson was cloned at 12 and that man is Brendaniel
I hate how apt the title is
I'm disappointed there's no pic of the legendary quartz :(
Is it just me, or are the replies on every comment hidden?
Today I learned brendaniel's dad is based AF