Beerkkake | Please Stop Talking
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ต.ค. 2020
- I'm gonna need 11 shots of morphine stat.
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This is a different kind of cursed episode.
It Broke New Ground
I didn't think I could be worried for someone like ed but... I kind of am. Hope you're okay you glorious irredeemable monster.
Et t5
"Pump a warm liquid into your stomach" sounds like what my boyfriend does
Why did I write that
@@grantdotjpg good question
You can still delete the comment
@@Psychedelic49494 nah
@@grantdotjpg based
Random patron question in a pst episode: what would you do if the thing you dread will happen actually happens?
Ed: what would i do? Cry
Podcast member: what's your greatest fear Ed?
Ed: car crash, i don't i drive but I'm afraid of other people driving
I mean he probably cried a bit. But honestly he fucking took it like a champ.
@@samreddig8819 rip to that duck but I'm different
This one was a real spleen-splitter
David doesn't like carpenter brut?... He really is the villain of the podcast
Jesus Chris that operation make my appendix surgery look like heaven in comparison.
Am gald he talked us though he's CBT experience
I never expected to hear about history’s strongest disciple today.
Hey, nurse here, there definitely sounds like a lot of super incompetent people around, but there was certainly some things that are pretty normal.
So the catheters are pretty normal. When you need blood draws frequently you really don't want to stick your arm over and over, there's more risks associated with repeat sticks. Thats fine, whatever, the inner thigh catheter uses your iliac artery because it's a very accessible point. We can't just jam right through your abdomen for everything, and the less intrusive WE are the safer you generally are. I'm not a surgical nurse, so I don't have nearly as much information as I'd like to have, but that sounds pretty standard. Then removing it... yeah thats just gonna suck, sorry.
I think one thing that is difficult for me to parse out is what actual roles were working with you at certain times. Between different aides working under different people and different clinical roles it's kinda difficult to say who has what in their scope. For the arm turning blue and purple, I don't know but it very much could have been two aides/assistants who definitely would not have known how to handle that situation, and then didn't properly communicate with either the nurse or the right nurse, and then sometimes nurses just be busy taking care of other shit.
Yeah, definitely a lot of poor communication and a lot of people just kinda rushing to get their jobs done. And those are going to be problems you risk facing in any health care place.
EDIT: IV fluid is usually a base of salt water (diluted water with 0.9% salt), they MIGHT have a glucose solution instead if eating regular food is a problem for you. But you do need to be pretty careful with taking stuff out. yeah, you needed food and water after that. It's definitely not enough for like straight up severe blood loss. I've been in a similar situation where I passed out while donating blood and I too was very shaky and weak and shit, thats mostly a reaction you have to suddenly losing a not insignificant amount of blood. I can't quite remember if it's massive vasodilation or vasoconstriction (all your arteries constricting or opening up) but it's something like that. Still a super sucky situation, sorry to hear.
If I remember my high school anatomy right, it'd make the most sense for your arteries to constrict in the wake of massive blood loss, to keep a minimum of pressure despite the reduced amount of fluid in your vascular system.
COMIC BOOK MEGATRON WAS THAT FUCKING ELOQUENT DAMN YOU
“Je suis navré” is basically saying you’re heartbroken lol
You've heard of Nega-David, now get ready for: *Ed 2: electric boogaloo*
Nega-Duck
@@arempy5836 **gasps in awe*
I wouldn't put all these ns and gs next to Ed's name if i were you
@@arempy5836 I'm pretty Nega Ed would just be like, just straight up Hitler, that's literally the only way it could get worse.
@@RycoreXIII Nega Ed is an autoritharian socialist
Ed's got a +10 spleen
In retrospect, I need to stop eating lunch while listening to this podcast.
Bruh i stopped after the 'shitty episode'
The Shitcast wasn't lesson enough?
@@kaarpiv375 you would think that the shitcast was enough, but apparently not.
@@crashcoptr lmao i guess not
Soup bags
Listening to the first part while being hospitalized myself is wild
Also, solidarity.
Edit: holy fuck Ed is a hero for surviving all of that
This podcast is full of the most insane stories and I think there’s some legally condemning information in here that could end the whole show
They cut out hours and hours of incriminating info and still don't cut enough lmao
Aw that intro from David was so cute
"The Instant Gratification of Feeling Empty" sounds like an album by The Caretaker.
Honestly I think there’s a lot of ineptitude in a lot of hospitals. I mean regardless of country. Idk why it happens, but it’s really baffling sometimes.
I mean, yes but I wonder what those nurses' qualifications are? Is it more relaxed for socialized medicine?
@@alt0248 I mean I’ve had a similar experience of ineptitude here in the states so idk. It may just depend on the individual hospitals quality. I can say that a lot of medical staff get cynical/desensitized to their job also they work ungodly hours. I think all this probably contributes to the stupidity here, but idk. I don’t live in Belgium so I don’t know exactly why they’d be so inept there
@@GoodOlChippy1 Thing is too, a lot of people will REALLY pay attention to bad experiences. And when the normal is happening to satisfactory levels over 90% of the time, we just take it for granted.
@@alt0248 No. No it is not.
I’m glad you are able to do this full time David, it’s such a great thing you are able to create, I’m glad I can help you create this podcast, thanks from the bottom of my heart! I’m sure others feel the same way as I do!
this is the most uncomfortable an episode has managed to make me
i just started watching so i can't wait to see what atrocities ed has committed this time
@@charlottebiscuit4133 welcome to the fun zone, every episode is somehow worse then the last with short breaks in between :D
I feel physically hurt for listening to this episode, hearing ed talking about cutting gis nuts open
@@fallonsky_ Ayo, rain world! I was playing that literally five minutes ago!
It's me, again, watching the Pacific Standard Time podcast.
Jesus christ.
Edit: Eddison.
i guess you got to the "injury rundown" part.
Imagine going out drinking during a pandemic and then wondering why the nurses dont seem to like you very much
Glad Ed's relatively ok after his big oof. Honestly my favourite boy
So wait did ed get hit by a car as like a bit?
Nah it happened
@@drfisk227 yes but did he do it as a bit?
@@tabithasdumb-dumbs5890 Ed's whole existence is God's bit.
@@drfisk227 yeah but did he get hit as like a joke?
27:35 dude's got a free CBT session lmao.
The mexican cartel's assassination of punkduck has failed.
We will try again soon
"IV is like sugary water" that's the closest wrong answer ED has given about anything
I think the universal experience of hospitals is that like a third of the time they're great and get everything done perfectly but then the rest of the time it's a nightmare clown circus.
Strongbad 100% has games. At least 4.
Electro swing is amazing. David your breaking my heart
Strongbad did have a episodic game comprised of 5 episodes.
The pink muscle white muscle anime is Kenichi, it’s actually really good (though that may be nostalgia talking).
Yo the world governments are slowly cloning the PST podcast crew
So I need to sleep and can't listen to this right now, but judging by the title, length, and glorious thumbnail, I know my friend and I are in for an experience tonight, so thanks in advance.
Perfect, let's go.
@@goldenpants1239
I listened to it again. I had an uncomfortable and good time.
Ed: Says anything about his hospital visit
Avery: F R E E H E A L T H C A R E
I mean he's not wrong
This type of shit happens in america too, really often. I hope he's memeing, because 10 to 100x the price for the same garbage tier service is a joke, can't even support that from a centrist perspective.
@@pootispencer9765 yeah lol he is memeing
Ed's last story actually had me dying bruh. There's something just simply funny about shitting themselves, and I relate on a deep level
Weirdly, eds stories are making me miss my shifts in A and E. The joys of healthcare
squirming at ed and laughing at avery
In Ed's defense, there was a game on the wii. "Strongbad's cool game for attractive people"
Thanks for saving us from the ad-read this time. The demons have been following me for weeks!
Head injury? More like Ed injury.
Listening to this at 0.25% speed is a nightmare. It's just slurred confusion and swears.
Highly recommend it
I'm actually crying someone please help me
why would you do that
- Receive notification
- Read the tittle
"oh my god..."
- drop everything and open the video
To David
You might unironically like some of Caravan Palace's new album, it leans much less into electro swing
There's still elements, but it's still drastically less than Robot Face
Ed's story makes me never want to go outside ever again, holy shit
I'm in this boat because of Mandy
It was smite car
Ed was hit by smite car
Now we wait a year for ed to get hit by smite car 2 : Electric Boogaloo
Y'know i always had the joke that my chest surgery was like ed's dick because all the stories.
Then ed had to go one up me.
Get well soon.
Oh boy, I sure do love listening to my favorite funny men talking about socialized healthcare
Can someone animate the cult retreat, or megatron game show? I think it would be amazing
This podcast starts getting more difficult for me to eat while listening. Never change.
Yo, where's FujiTheApple?
We got the dream team today
Not gonna lie , Ed's CBT doctor stories are getting weird
"There's only three anime: Naruto, bleach and one piece"
"WHAT THE FUCK? NO, ITS DRAGONBALL!"
Ed: "Hey so Americans yall are wrong about socialized healthcare."
Avery, whenever Ed describes something fucked up about his experience: "Free healthcare."
I'm about 3 years late, but even if I was on time I would not expect to think about Strong Bad
Ed, I hope your good. But meat chunks made me cringe so hard
When I had my blood taken the nurse kept putting in new vials, then I fainted
This is my new favorite episode of the podcast
The King has returned
I don't remember Ed saying th's as d like "Wid" instead of "With"
I think hes been replaced
its clearly a clone of ed, im calling this doppelganger version "eth"
I live in a free healthcare country and I've never had an experience that bad, jesus. I mean I had some shit times where doctors forgot to check on me. But what the fuck. You literally almost died, thats unbelievable incompetence. You came so close to a news headline.
The first episode that got me to say the name of the podcast.
He got CATHED!
Rewatching this episode, I forgot Brendan was in this one
Why did I decide to rewatch this episode
Probably the only podcast I can listen to all at once, good job n hope you get better ed
This made me lightheaded
Man, what a rollercoaster that was. Thankfully, Ed doesn't have to worry about his injuries anymore.
That music convo was a good way to end off this season of the "everyone is wrong" podcast
Hope Ed is better.
Just wanted to say that I had pretty much the exact same injury as a kid, with pretty much the exact same procedure in the hospital and a roommate that had some shit with his stomach.
“People who hate the entire genre of country music are stupid”
“I hate electro swing”
“All of his songs sound the same”
Gotta give Ed fucking props for surviving the shit show that were his operations.
Also, it sucks that no one was on the same page for your operations. They could've caused more long-term damage than the car.
shitty hospital nonsense like that seems to happen alot in the US, at least in the midwest and in smaller towns, which might be all but like 10 citys, but ya know
Love you David!
We going brush over the fact Avery just casually tried cocaine??
Hey folks, as a nurse I kinda filled in a lot of the missing context of Ed’s hospital visit and I feel I need to at least elaborate on the butt swab.
Ed didn’t get molested by that very somber nurse for a COVID test. Likely that was a general microbiology test, which does test for COVID, but because Ed had been in the hospital for a while recently they were worried he might have picked up an antibiotic resistant organism (because hospitals have lots of sick people and you’re more likely to catch one there), some of which like to live up your butt. Hence the extra butt swab.
No. That's the test they do in China. Socialized medicine FTW...
I had a medical room all to myself when my bladder nearly exploded.
How I approach episodes without a Fuji apple from here on out:
Wif a shpoon
And wif cawshun.
Okay, I think ed getting hit by a car was just the universe punishing him for not liking Strong Bad. I no longer feel bad for him.
I wish I knew one of you was coming back here I wanted to buy y'all a drink or something
1:17:58
As someone who has actually done that before i’d say Ed is overhyping it. Yeah it’s satisfying at one point, but pushing it out is fucking pain and wiping afterward is a massive chore. Overall would not recommend, 4/10.
Would anyone be so kindly to explain what a cult retreat is?
Is there an episode where Avery clarifies the whole cult thing his dad is apparently in, or is that just a known factor now? Sorta blew through that one.
@@CarlMakesVideos it's come up before but I don't think he was that specific about it
Church
@@PSspecialist that's some weird ass church
I have had a blood "tube from hell" before my veins clamped down on it so it hurt a bunch (understatement), had mine for months though, a lot of fun.
Not all hospitals are created equal
The best podcast
its a rite of passage that all music producers must hate electro swing
Free Health care!!
Blood catheter, I'm just... NNGH, GOD, NO. FUCK. NO, FUCK NO.
Jesus FUCKING christ, I hope Ed's gonna be okay after this, holy fuck... christ, I need a drink after just hearing this, can't fucking imagine how Ed managed, fuck.
brendan was really funny this episode every one of his jokes hit
Man the intro was so wholesome and heartwarming. I can't wait to see how they ruin it.
EDIT: The intro did it. That was faster than I expected.
I audibly gasp-yelled at 21:40 goddamn does Ed know how to tell a story
1:16:00
I wasnt ready for another someordinaryshitter story
26:00 well good to know that contradictory information medical malpractise isn't exclusive to the land of the free buffet.
I kept hearing 'colt retreat' instead of 'cult retreat'
Woohoo, more fuel for the crimecast!
Quickly checking the comments and apparently ed gets blood or somthin