@@zackvance I actually miss that. I've never been onboard with the 'letterbox' view of everything. I deal with a lot of code, spreadsheets, and websites that are a lot taller than they are wide. scroll-scroll-scroll
Hi Stephanie!😂🤣F**k You Cuz I’m Ryan,and I Know That Me,and My Friend Named Kahsheem Both Would’ve Gotten Less Soap Than This Kid Named Joseph Callari!!!!!!!!!🏳🏴
If you take the height and speed of the bird you can trace the parabola to determine how far past point A the bird poo will land. Then you can move so it doesn't end up in your hair.
math problems be like: " if ahmad had 10 apples , and ali have 9 oranges , what would be the distance between the earth and the sun " me : WHAAATT??!!!!
50% comments about accent(s) 30% comments about "that girl" 15% comments about Rishi being a funny guy. 5% comments trolling the YT community. How many comments does Kok Meng get? More than everybody else.
In class the teacher asked "So what is the speed of Yvette if centripical acceleration is 10" and I thought Yvette was a term I missed so I said "What's Yvette mean" and he face palmed so hard he had a hand print on his face for a week
The incredible historical economic success of the Overseas Chinese causes the native population to get testy wherever ethnic Chinese people call home outside of China. The historical significance of his jokes made me smile
In Britain you’ll likely have 3 or 4 “normal” English names then have one hugely different one. I distinctly remember John, Sara, Richard and Jehoshaphat sharing colouring pens.
The final punchline, he should say "muthu and kok meng has 1 wufe each". Everyone can already get the idea and punchline would hit harder. But still funny, sure hes a good comedian
I guess this kinda proves that society be itself can be messed up at times but we are all equal. It really doesn't matter if someone looks, acts, or speaks different no one needs to be judged by their cover but by their actions as citizens/people.
I was at a Brunian (forgive my spelling) Church the preist told us a story that the Russians said "ha we were the first to go to space" America said "ha we were the first to go to the moon" and the Brunians said "ha we can go to the SUN" the preist said the brunians were crazy cause they would melt before reaching the sun.
He’s talking with a lot of accents at once.
IKR! can't figure out where he's from.
@@srikausthubhah1729 I hope that was sarcasm. Please, let it be.
It is a singlish accent cuz he from Singapore
Malaysian accent
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 Not really. The accent isn't purely Indian if you notice.
It seems like he’s every race mixed together into one human being.
There he is. Joe Human
Welcome to Southeast Asia lol. Malaysians and Singaporeans especially talk in a mishmash accent most of the time
I keep commenting this but, THEY CALL HIM MR WORLDWIDE
Voltron of Asia
Hugh Mann
*2019:* 240p and Comic Sans in the thumbnail.
*This has to be my favourite video on the Internet and I haven't even watched it yet*
I was with you all the way up to "favourite".
Nicole Johnson lets not forget about the 4:3 ratio either
@@zackvance I actually miss that. I've never been onboard with the 'letterbox' view of everything. I deal with a lot of code, spreadsheets, and websites that are a lot taller than they are wide. scroll-scroll-scroll
*(Comedy)*
(Audience Laughter)
*Chalkboard SE
Meanwhile commerce students:-
*A , B and C are partners in a firm*
Yaaasssss
@@yonabelle8938 man thanks for the reminder for 69 likes , this is ironic
Ahmad, Baljeet, and Coc Meng
It's always Alice, Bob and Charlie over here.
Yash 💯
The way that girl looked at him and went😂
Hayah Bellatrix 😁
she was indian
😂😂😂😂
I Don’t Remember Her Laughing Out Loud Now,Goldilocks!!👱🏼♀️Shush!👨🏼🦰
@@ryangemellaro2856 what
*"What the hell is John doing with 25 watermelons"*
*(Laughs in HowtoBasic)*
Underrated 😂😂
*uncontrolled screaming*
Damn underrated 🤣
Don't forget eggs
"What is John doing with 24 watermelons?"
John:
*You wouldn't get it*
Epic Doot John: My goals are beyond your understanding
@@sooka1688 i was going to write the same thing 😂😂
crossover
Joker intensifies
Ahmad may have four wives but he also have four mothers-in-law.
They are the same person
Dokka Bae Only in Alabama
That’s racist... yet accurate.
They could be sisters. Not necessarily *your* sisters as mentioned above...
@@justinwentworth1467 you couldn't marry sisters at the same time. But, if the previous died you could marry their sister FYI
The US has the same things: Robert, Deandre, and Juan, and Robert always ends up with the most soaps at the end.
Only because Deandre and Juan are always dropping theirs in the shower.
I got “Pedro” and “sally” a lot
Jesus, in Canada our teachers just used the names of the kids in our class
_JOHNNY HAS NINETEEN BOTTLES OF DISH SOAP_
Hi Stephanie!😂🤣F**k You Cuz I’m Ryan,and I Know That Me,and My Friend Named Kahsheem Both Would’ve Gotten Less Soap Than This Kid Named Joseph Callari!!!!!!!!!🏳🏴
Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap
Davy: wait!? Why does Johnny have NineTEeN bottles of dish soa-
Johnny: MiNdE yO buSINEsS dAvY!
I get the reference😂
Gotta rewatch it again 😂
He’s yelling in every video😂😂
When the character in the math problem has the same name as you.
*Everyone:* 😐😐😐😐😐😐
That women at the end was judging real hard.
"What the hell is John doing with 25 watermelons?"
Obviously he's black.
I thought the same thing😂😂
Your username just enhances the joke so much more
Now you have 69 likes.
.
nobody :
voice from far away galaxy : *Damn, my nigga you good*
He reminds me of Gru
Brah
The girl at the end who just stared at him...
Fun fact: you didn’t search for this video
Astute observation
I did
@@Sincrst Then you are parallel universes ahead of us
wait brb imma prove this wrong...
Ooh wow 100k likes
Math sums be like:
If Ahmad has 12 mangoes, and his height is 167 cm calculate the mass of sun.
Ah yes, 6th grade pre alg
Eaaasy
Ahmad is 12 mangoes tall
Find volume
Find volume of earth
Find volume of sun
Find mass
Eaaasy
Me: "it's just my shitty internet turning this to 240p, lemme just look at the settings..."
The settings: 😈
Question:Find the hight of the bird flying above point A
Me: how is this useful?
Height* no wonder u can’t do it,
@@ManvenSingh lol
So you know how far you need to throw the stone.
Depends what you want to do un life
If you take the height and speed of the bird you can trace the parabola to determine how far past point A the bird poo will land. Then you can move so it doesn't end up in your hair.
math problems be like:
" if ahmad had 10 apples , and ali have 9 oranges , what would be the distance between the earth and the sun "
me : WHAAATT??!!!!
Answer : Donald Trump
Ok I can actually probably figure it out using the info I have but I’m too tired rn
If Mohammad gives Ali a backpack, what's the radius of the explosion
@@MinZilla 40 meters because humans drink water
@@JG-yd1ys part ii) find the density of south africa
the woman at 4:33
Lmaooo she dont trust that homie 😂😭
SHE LOOKS LIKE VARLI FROM TIKTOK
Lmaoooooo 😂😂
I'm really happy that there's the sign "Comedy" on top all the time
I wouldn't be able to tell otherwise
Fuckologic Strict laws my guy,
“All animals are created equal”
*”But some animals are more equal than others”*
Thumbnail was shrunken down a bit, so all i saw was:
(Comedy)
(Audience laughs)
Me: aw yes, as should be
Everybody knows that math is offensive to people who cant count past 10
What I want to know is how and why Muthu has 10 bottles of beer in a coffee shop😂
Wow 324 likes that's a new record thx for that
💀
Coffee Beer
@@chonacastillo4777 that's a thing?
@@ivanfu1084 nope. Just posted what I was thunking at the time
@@chonacastillo4777 lol ok
I like how the thumbnail says
(Comedy)
(audience laughs)
Atleast in this video l can laugh mathematics.😂
impressive that this guy can make the social problems of this distant island feel familiar to people around the world
Guy: *breath*
Crowd: *laugh hysterically*
50% comments about accent(s)
30% comments about "that girl"
15% comments about Rishi being a funny guy.
5% comments trolling the YT community.
How many comments does Kok Meng get? More than everybody else.
Even though im malay...i died when he say Ahmad has 4 wives 🤣🤣🤣
"Ahmad has 4 wives"
*This single line struck me dead*
I'll never look at a math problem in the same way again.
Ok, I’m Asian and Italian and all of these jokes are hitting home!!🤣🤣
same im also asian and italian and fr'
I lost my marbles watching this, amazing
He really should trim this down to 90 seconds of solid material.
Maybe 0 seconds
@@pranayr9284 LOL. I think there's some good material in there, but 10/10 for harshness. Made me laugh out loud for real.
Singaporeans aren't funny if they are comedians. As a Singaporean. Our media artist try our best but are always lacklustre at best.
Worth it for the punchline
I don’t see the need to trim it. It’s such a good bit that it feels short enough already.
Google is definitely watching me, was researching Singaporian culture online today for fun... Love from America!
0:01
"I was failing my meth for a very long time"
Me too brother, Me too.
Talk to your bald chemistry teacher...
This guy took math very serious though, his accent is a total of so many accents at once, a mix of Indian, African and Chinese 😆
The Chinese fella _does_ end up with the most stuff.
Chinese guy: *cries in Coronavirus*
As a Malaysian, this is accurate.
Thx for the subtitles i couldnt hear the audience laughing
I fucking died "Ahmed has 4 wives"
Sick! I'll be there for the show!
You. Are great man love your jokes
His delivery of jokes is really awesome
Divided by time, united by recommendations.
In the beginning, that one Hago Ad : It killed me totally 😂😂😂😂😂
It's this where Aladin went?
Indian - sometimes got Devi
Chinese - Kok meng is new!
He mention about this related to people from the 90s
*Johnny:- exist...*
Watermelon farm owners:- it's free real estate
Funny to see Sharul behind Rishi at the end...
Lmao the beer one
In class the teacher asked "So what is the speed of Yvette if centripical acceleration is 10" and I thought Yvette was a term I missed so I said "What's Yvette mean" and he face palmed so hard he had a hand print on his face for a week
2000-2004 kids: we grew up with the same shit at you guys
Brilliance! XD
You are awesome!
There’s a black couple a child is born how many of the couple is left
Edit:I saw the title and had to do it
Whats the demographic because that matters for the answer
@@kennethglenn3613 I said a black couple so it's obviously blacks
@@arashparthian_112 thank you CO i appreciate it. Are they poor. Middle class. What?
Kenneth Glenn just stereotype it’s just a joke
@@arashparthian_112 i know im still on the train with you i just had one primed for specific groups not a generalization.
The quality is that of a big foot sighting
I dont get a thing but im still laughing my ass 😂😂
I had the subtitles ON
and it read "I was feeling my meth for a very long time"
He wasnt ready for that
I like his comedy. Very briliantly executed !
"End of every fucking problem"
This guy is an inspiration 😂
Great job ❤ 👍
The incredible historical economic success of the Overseas Chinese causes the native population to get testy wherever ethnic Chinese people call home outside of China. The historical significance of his jokes made me smile
He's absolutely hilarious. That Four Wives bit was very clever
In Britain you’ll likely have 3 or 4 “normal” English names then have one hugely different one. I distinctly remember John, Sara, Richard and Jehoshaphat sharing colouring pens.
This is actually quite funny
3:56 I expected the problem to be: Ahmad took out a ruler and pulled down his pants
Recommended got me here
Legend
The final punchline, he should say "muthu and kok meng has 1 wufe each". Everyone can already get the idea and punchline would hit harder. But still funny, sure hes a good comedian
Math problem be like: If the earth is 151,722,928 miles away from the sun, how many light bulbs would it take to buy a watermelon?
Subtitles: yOu kNow I wAs feEliNg mY mEth
0:00 *You know I was feeling my meth for a very long time untill*
-TH-cam Captions
This guy's good!
He's spittin' facts like fire right here
"Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap-"
"Wait why does Johnny have so many bottles of soap?"
*Mind your business David!*
He looks like Larry from Veggie Tales.
I guess this kinda proves that society be itself can be messed up at times but we are all equal. It really doesn't matter if someone looks, acts, or speaks different no one needs to be judged by their cover but by their actions as citizens/people.
The girl got me laughing 4:32
Teacher: So Noah, where are you from?
Me: well I think I was born in America but the words Made In China are written on my left hip so.......
goodness this was funny! love from malaysia my singaporean friend 💖💖
0:49 the first time I’ve read those questions, I’ve always wondered why [Jack, John, Jane, etc] needed [2 digit number or 3] of [an object].
This is super funny
Thanks. These are the only math facts I need to know.
ah shit xD he got me with the last one, i was trying not to laugh but this guy is *GOOD*
“(Comedy)”
Thanks for clearing that up.
That delivery 😂😂😂 Ahmad has four... *wives*
God...please give me a break! I can't stop laughing!!!
THE LAST JOKE XD
He's speaking in the accent of God
I was at a Brunian (forgive my spelling) Church the preist told us a story that the Russians said "ha we were the first to go to space" America said "ha we were the first to go to the moon" and the Brunians said "ha we can go to the SUN" the preist said the brunians were crazy cause they would melt before reaching the sun.
Even the crowd knew the math characters
Ahmad: *has four wives
Budi: YOU'RE CHALLENGING ME!?!?
God put a little bit of everything when creating this man.
Ahahhahahahaha that last part broo crack me up
Wow singapore is the epitomy of cultural and religious union. Awesome.
This is hilarious