You know Chinese gambling is consist of 0.01% luck and 99.99% energy/effort of shouting the cards that you wanted. Who needs Chocolate when you got AH Kong !
@@jackalshine1369 nope, even I grew up in chinese household, I'm still Malay and muslim, so I don't gamble but I always watch them gamble, it's havoc when they gambling 😂😂
Fauzan Rafael probably he and his family is close to Chinese families nearby la. I stay in Kampung Baru Cina, but nama je Cina. We have many Malays household and every CNY Malays will come visit, every Hari Raya we will visit them. Only recently those NGOs and islamist are against Malays mixing with non-malays. Malaysia is better without those Ngo and islamist pest. All these mixing and growing up together has been happening even before the British came. Thats a real Malaysia.
@@zerootwoo5966 I study in chinese school and me and my parents is malay, chinese school is not like Malay school where you go back at 1pm instead we finish school at 3-4pm. But at 1pm we have a rest 1 hour and during that time, sometimes I hang out at my chinese friend house
Asians: we study so hard we beat everyone else's asses at getting into UC Berkley Also Asians (often the exact same Asians that pushed their kids into Berkley): I can do legit magic in the casinos
The joke was even tho we are hard working but we are also known to be extremely stereotypically superstitious on everything haha. When the wind blows candle light out it could mean a bad omen. Or the change in weather.
I am a Malaysian Chinese.. and I don't know how many times have I watch this video every single time it pops up on my recommendation. And I never get bored of it. 😂
I had a hectic day... Had to give an exam... Was Completely stressed out.... And then just towards the way to home got your video pop-up... It certainly made my day... You're awesome Jason... Keep up the good work.... 🥂❤️
Most of us Asians are alike, in regards to how we feel about money. We generally don't have too many vices. Gambling, stock market, real estate, etc. Those are our vices.
this is instantly makes me remember of God of Gambler, where's Stephen chow tried to change his card into queen, but get the beauty queen picture instead 😂
I remember the Cantonese speaking movies I watched as a kid, had no idea how it worked nor understood what they said but legit looked exactly like what he was saying 😂😂😂
as a filipino kid who's parents gamble. they would always shoo me away if i wanted to watch. if they lose they let out a big sigh then looks at me with disappointment as if i'm the reason why they got shit cards. I mean how is it my fault and not the 3 other people who touches the cards.
But he had magical ability. Like Yugi in Yu-Gi-Oh being possessed by a dead Egyptian pharoah. Where someone magically the card you want will float to the top
However i didnt watch much malaysian stand up comedy but i would simply take jason as the best stand up comedian in this country, as the set up and acting is so perfect.
Highly recommend you to watch some of Ronny Chieng’s work. Dude is very good at comedy. He is doing stand up in the US now but he was born Malaysian like us
I have vivid memories of playing Baccarat with Chinese people.. I didn't understand what they were saying when they were talking to each other in Chinese, but I understood when they screamed MONKEY MONKEY at the top of their lungs! Really got the adrenaline going lol
Our family seems to have an upgraded version of this. We literally use objects ie fruits for luck to get the right cards, especially mandarins or a freaking pineapple if we can find one. 😁
Hi Jason,im mainland chinese,i love your show.please perform in mainland china, you are so much better than our local comedian,you will be big star here ！！
It's interesting how Singapore has a proud Teochew culture. Where in Thailand, millions of people speak Teochew but they don't really get the recognition.🀄🍚
4:05 no kidding, im a hongkonger and my reaction at this point is "dill lai sing"(hillarious) , i can 100% fully get the meaning and the hillarious Chinese logic here XDDD
You know Chinese gambling is consist of 0.01% luck and 99.99% energy/effort of shouting the cards that you wanted. Who needs Chocolate when you got AH Kong !
God of gamble
AH KONG LAI LIAO AH KONG LAI LIAO
Ever been to Macau or Las Vegas with Chinese people
Even late night after a party I can’t sleep cause my drunken uncles are gambling
Lmaoo
“insert goku meme”
The highest level is shout picture and slap that fkin card at the table. If its Picture, you look damn cool weh 🤣🤣🤣
You will gain respect of your Ah kong for the rest of the year
I'm not chinese, I am malay and I was grown up in 90% chinese environment and family, what jason say is right and can't be denied 😂😂😂
Do u gamble along too???? ^^ hahahhaa!!
@@jackalshine1369 nope, even I grew up in chinese household, I'm still Malay and muslim, so I don't gamble but I always watch them gamble, it's havoc when they gambling 😂😂
Wait how? Is your parents muslim too?
Fauzan Rafael probably he and his family is close to Chinese families nearby la. I stay in Kampung Baru Cina, but nama je Cina. We have many Malays household and every CNY Malays will come visit, every Hari Raya we will visit them.
Only recently those NGOs and islamist are against Malays mixing with non-malays. Malaysia is better without those Ngo and islamist pest. All these mixing and growing up together has been happening even before the British came. Thats a real Malaysia.
@@zerootwoo5966 I study in chinese school and me and my parents is malay, chinese school is not like Malay school where you go back at 1pm instead we finish school at 3-4pm. But at 1pm we have a rest 1 hour and during that time, sometimes I hang out at my chinese friend house
Asians: we study so hard we beat everyone else's asses at getting into UC Berkley
Also Asians (often the exact same Asians that pushed their kids into Berkley): I can do legit magic in the casinos
Go to any casino, and you will find an Asian table
The joke was even tho we are hard working but we are also known to be extremely stereotypically superstitious on everything haha.
When the wind blows candle light out it could mean a bad omen. Or the change in weather.
I am a Malaysian Chinese.. and I don't know how many times have I watch this video every single time it pops up on my recommendation. And I never get bored of it. 😂
this is one of THE BEST. Shared it with Chinese friends in America.
The Chinese stock market works the same way.
😂😂😂😂😂
all shouting winnie the pooh right!
im laughing so hard right now
so true😂😂😂
Racist
He is the most Indian Chinese person I’ve ever seen.
Well, he's from south east Asia, the Indochina?
yeah I think it too, man damn funny guy. 😂😂
@@kasikasivendjinn5345 Malaysian
I’m pretty sure he’s Malaysian 😅
his wife is Malaysian Indian
My tears are flowing out due to uncontrollable laughter
I had a hectic day... Had to give an exam... Was Completely stressed out.... And then just towards the way to home got your video pop-up... It certainly made my day... You're awesome Jason... Keep up the good work.... 🥂❤️
Last part is really hilarious lololol
As Korean, we do that same shit lolol
Most of us Asians are alike, in regards to how we feel about money. We generally don't have too many vices. Gambling, stock market, real estate, etc. Those are our vices.
this is instantly makes me remember of God of Gambler, where's Stephen chow tried to change his card into queen, but get the beauty queen picture instead 😂
Yep. Stephen chow made that scene famous.
Next, beautiful girl energetic us.
A kiss turn us into God mode.
God of Gambler with Andy Lau. I thought it's just comedy show about supernatural power but to think that's how Chinese gambling 😂😂😂😂
i'm a chinese and i have to say it is too hilarious for me to feel offensive😂😂😂
Me too I don't like gamble but I love to watch people gamble and this is so damn true 😂😂
Been gambling every chinese new year for 12 years straight...... I'm 18
Cuz we have a sense of humor lol
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I remember the Cantonese speaking movies I watched as a kid, had no idea how it worked nor understood what they said but legit looked exactly like what he was saying 😂😂😂
I laughed until stomach ache
Ray Mak tbh same
Good for u lah damn funny sia
How are you even here
Bro you are very heaty
You here also 🤣😂😹
Must remember to try this during CNY
Thanks for the reminder
Thanks for the upload. I had a long day at work and not a so good weekend. This really lightens up my day!
as a filipino kid who's parents gamble. they would always shoo me away if i wanted to watch. if they lose they let out a big sigh then looks at me with disappointment as if i'm the reason why they got shit cards. I mean how is it my fault and not the 3 other people who touches the cards.
oof..
unrelatable but i could somehow feel the pressure
@@jays1fan175 gotta hate superstitious gamblers. when they bank on their luck that only helps them win a very small percentage of the time.
Yeah they have to give you money for the bad luck to go away. Abused this info when i was a kid
@@iamnonew7934 it was bad omen for them to give away money when they are playing so i was sent away with empty hands. feels bad man.
I swear I've this too many times... And still laugh my ass off! 🤣
@2:00 “You don’t know how to open the card” 😆😆😆
I kept coming back to watch this. 1 week before CNY, time to watch it again hahahah. 030221
03rd December 2022
Germany out of the world cup during group stage again. Japan scored the winning goal against Spain and Germany.
30th January 2024
10 days until CNY. 11 days until my 3rd trip to Thailand.
Stephen Chow taught us..
don't forget chow yun fatt
Lol
*shakes the cup in a stylistic way*
"Trust me it's low"
"Umm bet high!"
*Opens cup*
"4 low!"
wakaka...as a Malay.... i really love Stephen Chow....for me, he is the best comedian in the world..
He created this in his movies but people adapted it.
But he had magical ability. Like Yugi in Yu-Gi-Oh being possessed by a dead Egyptian pharoah. Where someone magically the card you want will float to the top
I’m malay and this was in my recommend to me. Wah made my day! Thank you man
I can’t gamble because I’m Malay, but sure I can laugh until I tergolek for this joke. U r the man la Jason 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro,Malay surely can gamble too but not a Muslim laa.
Matt Lee I don’t want to comment on that but I’m not bro, I’m somebody’s sister ☺️
99% of Malay in Malaysia are Muslim. So that's why Malay don't gamble
@@hanifhalid5953 my muslim friends went gambling with me in Macau, no one really cares =.=
@@bohu1701 He is from that one percent. Of coz flock of the same feather won't find it weird...
I am a casino dealer and I totally agree with this man HAHAHAHHAHA
This is like the Mona Lisa of jokes.. bloody good strokes and layers.
OH MY G! This hit it home, so true! 🤣😂🤣
Oh my word! This was hilarious. I need to watch a game like this!! 🤣
Who are you? You’re gorgeous!
@@konnen4518who are you?
Bloody hell...your joke is damn fresh and good.
Keep it up...bro
LMAO this guy makes the best jokes 😂
Chinese people, so including us... Indonesian chinese 🤣🤣,
U're so damn right, jason 😄
As a baccarat dealer this is 100% accurate
This takes me back to college playing cards with a few of the asian students on Saturday nights, haha.
Bro it was a pleasure meeting up with you today. Keep up the good work. 😀
"...changing a card is a team effort. "
🤣🤣🤣🤣
However i didnt watch much malaysian stand up comedy but i would simply take jason as the best stand up comedian in this country, as the set up and acting is so perfect.
Highly recommend you to watch some of Ronny Chieng’s work. Dude is very good at comedy. He is doing stand up in the US now but he was born Malaysian like us
We have Harith Iskandar
Now we have uncle roger
Uncle Roger is awful n not funny
I’m dying listening to this because my grandma and her sisters do this when they play poker or black jack and they were so loud when they were right.
Dude this is one of the best Asian jokes I have heard in years. I died 😂😂😂😂😂 It's funny because it's so true😂
1:39 Awww you can see Jinny and his friends/crew enjoying the show :)) wholesome supportive friends
This is called believing in the heart of the cards
And using the power of friendship to change the cards!
Nice YUGIOH reference
Never miss your video, you're talented !!
I have vivid memories of playing Baccarat with Chinese people.. I didn't understand what they were saying when they were talking to each other in Chinese, but I understood when they screamed MONKEY MONKEY at the top of their lungs! Really got the adrenaline going lol
I love watching you! All the best!
I blame all those wuxia novels and Hong Kong movies, that's where I learned the superpower of card changing.
I blame the Cantonese culture in general. Clearly when they went to settle in Hong Kong, they took their love for gambling with them.
If 'Ah Kong' not arrive then it's 'Puk Guy'.... 😂😂😂 Lol!...
Pork Guy
One of my favourite comedians. Please come back to Perth.
You are one of the few people who made my day, I love you so much :)
When times you don’t need king, one must shout “mou bin! Mou bin !”
Haha yeah. No edges!!
Cilakak.... you are really good actor. 👍Awesome
It’s pretty much the same in Taiwan! So much fun. Thank for sharing, u r very talented!
I watched the video the day before yesterday. I have been laughing for two days. On the 3rd day I commented😜
Okay you’re funny.. I’m officially your fan!
Great comedian, keep it up 😂
You forgot to mention about flicking the card as we slowly open 🤣
He also didn't mention blow or suck the card side away it's so funny when female is doing it
I work in a casino and this is true asf!! Cant stop laughing
Singapore or genting dealer?
Singapore
Huge fan of yours from India. Keep it going !!
Don't know Chinese culture but it sure was funny! Well done Jason!!
Oh Yeah...Happy Chinese New Year to you and everyone who is watching this video..
Leong Alvin Gong Xi FA Cai
Another thing we like to do,
Count the number of pegs while we slowly open the card
2 top, 4 side, this must be 8-10
Haha relatable
4 side is 9,10 only sir. 8 is 3 side
@@Jordan-nv8dt hahaha.. He give wrong info
That was soo good! 🤣🤣🤣
I dont know how many time I have watched this funny master piece 🤣 LMAO every time.
Our family seems to have an upgraded version of this. We literally use objects ie fruits for luck to get the right cards, especially mandarins or a freaking pineapple if we can find one. 😁
I don't know how many times I watched this video. So funny 😂
I need to play baccarat with this guy I love his humour 😂
soooo true! This guy nails it.
Hey, Ah Kong Lai Liao in Cantonese sound like "Grandfather let go his Pee....." Hahaha...Dr Leong is real good n funny...Thks
I'm so glad TH-cam recommended this channel to me 💀
Even I do understand Cantonese or Teochew, I'm really enjoying this performance. Well done!
Tq!
"you don't know how to open the card" lmfao 🤣
This guy a good stand up comedian👏👏👏
I still laugh at this every time I see it on an on an on.
top notch my guy, top notch
May ah gong be with you
You forgot you're suppose to bend the ever living shit out of the card when you flip it over.
各位觀眾，五條煙！
lol. i can totally picture this in Canto,. so accurate.
Another epic moment from Jason Leong 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
U freaking funny bro. Wishes from Singapore
I’m African.. Nice one bro 👏🏾👏🏾
And fuck, the next card was a king
Never laughed so hard before this line comes out of jason's mouth
I really have to send it to every Chinese friends I know 🤣🤣😂
picture, picture, picture! hahaha, epic gamble shouting...
That must be from watching to much 90s era Hong Kong TV Show Dramas/Films,😂😂LoL!
That's is very true, it happens everyday in Asia casino.. and even more exciting..
Hi Jason,im mainland chinese,i love your show.please perform in mainland china, you are so much better than our local comedian,you will be big star here ！！
It's interesting how Singapore has a proud Teochew culture. Where in Thailand, millions of people speak Teochew but they don't really get the recognition.🀄🍚
He’s from Malaysia.
Hes a Malaysian.
cool
That 'open slowly' is really relatable 😂
4:05 no kidding, im a hongkonger and my reaction at this point is "dill lai sing"(hillarious) , i can 100% fully get the meaning and the hillarious Chinese logic here XDDD
Come for my hk show 8th June!
As a casino Pit Supervisor. I approved everything what he said. 😂😂😂.
That one guy who coughed when the others were laughing
corona
Super Jason
You are my idol!!! it is too hilarious and so true!! hahaha!!
Sempoiiiiii la Jason... I'm from penang...
PLEASE GIVE US MORE CONTENT OMG I haven't loved a comedian this much since Michael Mcintyre and Gabriel Iglesias T_T
You are wrong.... Vietnamese people gamble like this too!!! 🤣
And when Chinese women gamble they put so much love and emotion for the card sometimes they blow or suck the card pian away
So that's where the heart of the cards came from.
He is so funny & brilliant.
Omg I missed these gambling moments so much, can't believe that the last time I shouted picture/bat lat with the crowds was CNY 3 years ago🤣
I love the video so much. When you can't speak cantonese and you can speak Teochew, just shout AH KONG LAI LIAO, AH KONG LAI LIAO. xD
This guy is underated 😂😂😂
Hate when ‘cheh kei’ !! 😂😂
Bravo!!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏