And true. Trying to eat one without something to drink is almost torture, and that is with fresh ones. Now imagine if they were dry as nevada desert...(normal state after few days of laying on table)
32:55 this fucking final death speach has so many amazing quotable lines. "Well now... ISN'T THIS JUST THE FUCKING CHERRY ON THE COLONIAL SUNDAE?!" "SECONDS TO LIVE? Might as well make the COUNT." "Or NEGLECTING THE FRENCH."
I like the idea that he was just screaming this at the top of his lungs as he's watching a nuke strapped to his former duck feeder come barreling towards him
There is also “YES YOU WILL HAVE YOUR FREEDOM, BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS LACK THE BRITISH CHARM” and “The day you understand a crumpet’s true purpose (the British charm) is probably the SAME DAY HELL FREEZES OVER and PIGS BALLET OVER THE CLOUDS”
I love how when doug first introduced Novel AI, it was supposed to be this incredibly skilled storyteller and now Novel AI is just like "yeah they're disguised as bacon"
I love how chat didn't just beat the British, they took away the ocean so now there's nothing to stop Napoleon from marching his army to London in a few years. That's just overkill.
I think you're giving brain rotten chat WAYYYYYYYYYYYY too much credit here lmfao. Like an irresponsible amount of credit, possibly treasonous amounts of it.
"They've taken Rupert??? Oh, egregious fu**ery, who's going to feed my ducks now" *that is one of the most hilarious random lines I've ever heard the AI come out with*
No more shitty Ai vs Ai do X thing they are r tarded programs that don't think they compile and reorganize data. It's not all that much fun if they just shit themselves constantly. "I don't know what this means as I am an (Insert brand name of AI here) AI but here I go on to continue to say these things" BS.
30:09 I love how Rupert is this mysterious and possibly sinister figure throughout the whole video, only to be revealed as the Royal Duck Feeder. Fly high king
As a brit, I love the stereotype. As a "very polite tea loving hawk" myself disguised as bacon, you're repeating yourself, you're repeating yourself, you're me has stroke
You can imagine King George standing atop his ship shouting that final speech over the bay as Rupert Grint literally runs atop the water, bomb strapped to his chest. George, knowing there is no hope, projects his voice as loud as he can across the colonies, letting the Americans know that even in death, this isn't over, and the Brits will continue to conquer them in their nightmares. What a poetic end to a narcissistic ruler. He's still no Napoleon though. The Napoleon AI is unmatched in this genre.
21:19 "Oh I do love to dance but only with invisble headgehogs...they got great taste in music." You heard it here folks, George III danced with Sonic.
"Well now, _isn't this just the_ *FUCKING* _CHERRY ON THE COLONIAL SUNDAY,_ SECONDS TO *LIVE???"* - King George the third, seconds before he died (probably)
I just love to imagine the "H O W D A R E T H E Y" from King George as him suddenly speaking like a fucking demon or some shit, eyes turning pure black, ready to sell his soul to gain vengeance
i love how at 30:48 bro is SCREAMING his war speech and will stop at NOTHING to defeat the colonists then its just "and for my next trick, i shall become invisible. magic is just a wednesday for me" in the calmest, most gentlemanly voice possible made me die of laughter
It's even better in the stream, because the full line was "and for my next trick, I shall become invincible, or is it invisible. No matter, magic is just another Wednesday for me."
Canonically accurate too! Probably because he was Trauma-ridden by his first son’s death and old age bringing all sorts of mental health issues, plus some other things, Idk, History class isn’t exactly taught well around here. The George III being f’cking cuckoo was real though
In Marvel canon, Bruce BANNER is the Hulk. His love interest is Betty Ross, a woman with a name VERY similar to Betsy Ross, real life creator of the star-spangled banner. A revolutionary Hulk mech is literally a giant weapon as a monument to the flag of the country and incredibly American
star-spangled banner was written by a poet named Francis Scott Key in 1814 (so war of 1812). Betsy Ross (a seamstress by trade) made some of the first flags flown by the United States and allegedly helped finish the design
"As an aspiring writer, I'm nervous about the idea of AI taking over my passions and potential career in creating stories-" "Oh i do love to dance but only with invisible hedgehogs!" "...nevermind I think I'm good
Dougdoug is the only person who I will see a title and thumbnail, think to myself "this has to be some of the worst content ever. There's no way I watch this." And then I watch it and love it
They'd return to their Liberte 🦅 egality 😇 absurdity 🤬 so sit back and pour us some of the finest tea 🍵 and watch this grand spectacle of colonial and french catastrophe 🥶 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
As a Virginian I will admit that we have a statue of the George v George boxing match. We even have a wooden box we smack people with from time to time.
Hey doug, i know you probably won't see this, but i just wanted to thank you. I've been dealing with depression for a while now, and your content has brought me comfort and an army of laughs in these hard times. Thank you DougDoug!
@@Corey77783 hey! Thanks for checking in. It's better now, im on medication and trying my hardest on therapy. It's slowly but surely getting better, and im happy about it. Thanks for asking :))
King George the third is unironically the funniest character in all of DougDoug history 😂 Every single line is pure gold. My favourite quote is definitely: "And if you dream of refinement it will be my ghost sipping tea in your nightmares! 🤣
What really set me off was him shouting with righteous anger how he will crush the colonies... and then becoming most calm person ever. "And for my next trick, I will turn invisible. Magic is just a wednesday for me"
If anyone is wondering who Rupert actually is he was the first governor of the Hudson bay company and died in 1682. He was also called Rupert of the Rhine.
Just mentioning Rupert's name overloaded the AI so much that he wasted half of his speech on him before turning invisible in shame and getting nuked multiple times. Truly an American hero, rest in peace Rupert o7
They fought like a pack of savage honey badgers. They fought like an unexploded nuclear warhead. They fought like a voraciously hungry bear eating a horse.
I don’t blame them for being confused by Rupert’s Land. I’m Canadian and we’ve been taught about it since second grade and I still didn’t understand what it was until like 10th Grade lol. (It’s the territory defined by tributaries that flow into the Hudson’s Bay for anyone who still doesn’t know. It was valuable because of the plentiful amount of beaver pelts that could be produced there. Also the Hudson’s Bay Company operated there lol)
Great video! If you are wondering who Rupert is, he was Prince Rupert (British) who was the first governor of the Hudson's bay company. He gave the company a trading deal which allowed them to control the fur trade in "all lands that drained into the Hudson's bay". So they pretty much had a business monopoly there.
The real life king George was famously dubbed insane due to mental health issues, so the AI is actually too coherent here when compared to the real person. To be historically accurate AI George should be making random 400 word long paragraphs every time he speaks, with every sentence ending with the word peacock (because yes, that’s something that the real king George did during his illness)
Tbf to him most of king George’s life wasn’t actually like this. Even up until the 1780s people around him saw him as a ruthless tyrant who knew exactly what he was doing and he was surprisingly was believed to be rather well liked by his people as far as kings of the times go for most of his life. The state you are referring to is his last 10 years of life, which has unfortunately and ironically become far more famous than the accurate history of the man as you elude.
Doug, u are literally my favourite TH-camr, you have brought me through good times and bad, all with a smile on my face. You deserve a lot more than this but it's all I can give right now. Thank you for being a great and original creator Doug.
I love how this one, unlike the others which were just simple conquests with (mostly, except the Napoleon one) fictional factions from certain starting points, the whole starting point here is just entirely inaccurate so it's already messed up lol
2:09 - King George: “Ah, Delaware! Filled with more empty space than a Scottish man’s understanding of dental hygiene!” Me, a Scot minus two wisdom teeth: *Angry Scottish Noises*
I have been laughing at it for 20 minutes now. Moment I think I am getting it under control and suddenly "and for my next trick..." pops into my head and here I go again, laughing.
Ya I've been scrolling the comments for like 30 min after watching it to revisit the time stamps. I've revisited this like 20 times and it's still getting me.
I love how Doug tried to prevent Chat from using historically innacurate weapons like nukes or chainsaws only for George to immediately create Black Friday one or two centuries earlier unopposed.
This is actually kind of backwards, during the revolutionary war the southern colonies were actually much more sympathetic to the British and were in the hands of England for far longer than any of the northern colonies.
I see Twitch Chat opted for a classical comeback story this time. After all, victory is all that much sweeter when the opponent thought that he almost had just to have it taken away from them in the last possible second.
I always love watching AI have to bend to people coming up with exceedingly stupid ideas, starting at "And they failed at building the mech" to eventually letting them succeed at strapping a nuke to a guy named Rupert and having The Hulk attack London
this is what Rupert's Land is apparently lmao "Rupert's Land was a vast territory of northern wilderness. It represented a third of what is now Canada. From 1670 to 1870, it was the exclusive commercial domain of the Hudson's Bay Company(HBC) and the primary trapping grounds of the fur trade. The territory was named after Prince Rupert, the HBC's first governor."
Idea: King George should return as a cyborg for some reason and challenge Napoleon Bonaparte to a battle for all of Europe to get revenge on France for assisting in Britains defeat of the revolutionary war
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"They're about as scary as biscuit without tea - they'll crumble" is absolute genius.
And true. Trying to eat one without something to drink is almost torture, and that is with fresh ones. Now imagine if they were dry as nevada desert...(normal state after few days of laying on table)
@@alexturnbackthearmy1907british biscuits or American biscuits
@@alexturnbackthearmy1907 wtf type of biscuits are you eating that have no structural inegrity?
@@roningfroggy Any dry ones. You bite them once and now entire table is in breadcrumbs.
@@alexturnbackthearmy1907 please eat structurally integral biscuits
30:09 I love how it seemed king George was ok losing ALL the colonies but was fucking PISSED on losing Rupert
THEY'VE TAKEN RRRRRUPERT?
Who's gonna feed my ducks now?!
But who's going to Drop if Rupert's not there to be crowned Prince to get it.
i wonder what Rupert Grint would think of this
Not all the beaver felt hats
"Being blow to bits is just another British past time like croque or neglecting the French" has to be on of the best AI qoutes so far.
At first I thought he said "being blown to bits is just another British past time like cocaine or neglecting the French."
Opium Wars...
Followed by
"If you think about it, aren't we all fish in someone else's bathtub"
So true, bestie. So true
@@MrGeneralHeavy he did say cocaine
Bro what I was scrolling through comments and when I saw this one the same line was playing in the background this is witchcraft
32:55 this fucking final death speach has so many amazing quotable lines. "Well now... ISN'T THIS JUST THE FUCKING CHERRY ON THE COLONIAL SUNDAE?!"
"SECONDS TO LIVE? Might as well make the COUNT."
"Or NEGLECTING THE FRENCH."
"WHEN YOU DREAM OF REFINEMENT, IT WILL BE MY GHOST SIPPING TEA IN YOUR NIGHTMARES"
I like the idea that he was just screaming this at the top of his lungs as he's watching a nuke strapped to his former duck feeder come barreling towards him
@@Lee_Drums 🤣 Hilarious
Ultrakill Act 3 looks amazing
There is also “YES YOU WILL HAVE YOUR FREEDOM, BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS LACK THE BRITISH CHARM”
and
“The day you understand a crumpet’s true purpose (the British charm) is probably the SAME DAY HELL FREEZES OVER and PIGS BALLET OVER THE CLOUDS”
"When you dream of refinement, it will be my ghost sipping tea in your nightmares"
What a line
George III was famously insane, which is why he was such a good match for Twitch Chat
The real question is who's better? Spypoleon or King George. They're all good rivals for Twitch chat
@@CharaGonzalez-lt7ywtwitch chat always has a clean sweep against Napoleon. King George put up more of a fight
@@randomninja7632 nah I swear Doug screws him over every video. It kind of sucks to see
As a brit,
The way twitch chat won enrages me dearly
All i ever learned about King George III growing up was that he was mad, thanks to horrible histories
I love how when doug first introduced Novel AI, it was supposed to be this incredibly skilled storyteller and now Novel AI is just like "yeah they're disguised as bacon"
@KathlynEppichfinal fart
@@duckonaroll1913Mario Kart
@@JeffJobs-qn7jy Garfield Kart
It all depends on what you want it to do. I made an absolute bonkers funny story once.
There's settings to tweak that drastically change how the AI behaves. I have a feeling the randomness slider is jacked up to max.
"A comic book? In 1776? These colonials are more delusional than a toad in a top hat!" Such a gold line
I love that it’s comic books he has a problem with, and not the battle mechs
@@darkace98it’s because he thinks they’re just “battle necks”
He sounded SO similar to Squidward when he said that
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24:35 the delivery of "but instead of GIFTS, you get DEATHam I okay?" sends me
I love how chat didn't just beat the British, they took away the ocean so now there's nothing to stop Napoleon from marching his army to London in a few years. That's just overkill.
That assuming the hulk doesn't destroy London
…hulk vs Napoleon
Chat has realised the novelAI meta: Say completely insane grand things and hope the AI remembers it in the next prompt, then snowball the game.
too bad the insanity of King George allowed him to rival that strategy, essentially doing the same
@@hisupwassup only temporarily, like in reality once chat got france involved it was over for him
@@hisupwassupThat's my king!
The AI just keeps doing food based attacks which isn't really as impactful as nukes
I think you're giving brain rotten chat WAYYYYYYYYYYYY too much credit here lmfao.
Like an irresponsible amount of credit, possibly treasonous amounts of it.
"They've taken Rupert??? Oh, egregious fu**ery, who's going to feed my ducks now"
*that is one of the most hilarious random lines I've ever heard the AI come out with*
I really do love how in all of these videos the AI slowly goes from slightly weird, to suffering from several cases of heatstroke and schizophrenia.
Considering Rupert’s land was owned by the British then given to Canada, this is so incredibly poetic.
@@Satellaview1889 i agree. adding it into the rules for the ai makes it so much better
@@Satellaview1889historically accurate 1700s Kings and presidents
30:09
"Why is he sh**tng on Scotland & Ireland?"
*points at all of British history*
@KathlynEppichwtf are you talking about
@@gecttakhla4249 it's a spam bot, just report
@@gecttakhla4249They are a spam bot. Best to just report them.
Half of our history is trying to conquer those countries and then trying to stop them from rebelling when we treat them like garbage
Yup
I like how Doug asks "why is he racist against scots and irish" as if that isn't historically accurate
"They have taken Rupert!? Oh, egregious f*ckery! ...Who's going to feed my ducks now!?!"
The vocal ai is so good
That's actually one of the funniest things I've ever heard
@@diegoxavier9107 "Being blown to bits is just another British pastime, like cocaine!"
I would like this comment but the likes are at 888 and I think that’s too funny to change
Hear me out. We need to see a battle between AI King George and AI Napoleon to determine who is the greatest strategist in history.
No more shitty Ai vs Ai do X thing they are r tarded programs that don't think they compile and reorganize data. It's not all that much fun if they just shit themselves constantly. "I don't know what this means as I am an (Insert brand name of AI here) AI but here I go on to continue to say these things" BS.
Yes please
This
Yes
Exactly for me
30:09 I love how Rupert is this mysterious and possibly sinister figure throughout the whole video, only to be revealed as the Royal Duck Feeder. Fly high king
I love that the royal duck feeder gets more land than the whole of England
That fucking killed me. Like a crumpet.
i love how you spoiled this for no reason and added no further comedy
@@muzz4610 why were you looking in the comments, a palce which would definitely have spoilers for the video, expecting to not get spoiled?
@@muzz4610I'm sorry for spoiling the Rupert arc on this DougDoug video
"well fuck me sideways with a crumpet" this is now part of my vocabulary
I just got to that part... I agree
I just picture that line in Pip from South Park’s polite little voice.
Same
As a brit, I love the stereotype.
As a "very polite tea loving hawk" myself disguised as bacon, you're repeating yourself, you're repeating yourself, you're me has stroke
4:42 if anyones looking
"A colonials greatest fear is anything resembling culture" - AI King George III had some sick burns, hot dang!
Love how the king is all tea and crumpets when a colony is taken, but as soon as its Rupert' ''What egregious fuckery!''
"WHO'S GOING TO FEED MY DUCKS NOW"
ruperts land was an british colony of eastern canada, thats why.
"It's 1776," Doug cried, "you can't have battle mechs and nukes!"
But alas, the Twitch brain-rot had already begun...
"Liberte, Egalite, and Absurdite." is a fucking fire burn.
King George knew he had seconds to live, and still chose to spend his dying breaths being an eternal hater. God save the king o7
That’s my fucking king
As an America o7
That's my king. He should've won. God save the king.
God save the king o7
God save the king o7
“ChatGPT is one of the most advanced AI ever created”
ChatGPT: “Well fuck me sideways with a crumpet isn’t that a fine pickle”
You can imagine King George standing atop his ship shouting that final speech over the bay as Rupert Grint literally runs atop the water, bomb strapped to his chest. George, knowing there is no hope, projects his voice as loud as he can across the colonies, letting the Americans know that even in death, this isn't over, and the Brits will continue to conquer them in their nightmares.
What a poetic end to a narcissistic ruler.
He's still no Napoleon though. The Napoleon AI is unmatched in this genre.
King george was not a narcissistic ruler
"Return to their liberte, egalite, absurdite"
is such a fire line lmao
True
E
🔥🔥🔥
liberte, egalite, stupidite.
what does it mean
21:19 "Oh I do love to dance but only with invisble headgehogs...they got great taste in music."
You heard it here folks, George III danced with Sonic.
Well, it makes sense that he wants to dance only with invisible hedgehogs, seeing as he himself can apparently turn invisible as well.
E
And as we all know Sonic has incredible taste in music.
He’s not wrong, sonic does have tons of great music.
I now realised the invisible hedgehogs foreshadowed how he decided to go invisible at the end
Doug: You can't nuke Delaware, it's the 1700s
Also Doug: Sure let's eat all of Delaware why not
they still had mouths in the 1700s smh
yeah but eating hadn't been invented until 1893@@ebenezer-scrooge
@catmacopter8545 So did they just, drink all the food?
@@catmacopter8545 but shoving stuff into your mouth was invented in 1664, during the plague
o7
"Well now, _isn't this just the_ *FUCKING* _CHERRY ON THE COLONIAL SUNDAY,_ SECONDS TO *LIVE???"*
- King George the third, seconds before he died (probably)
DougDoug: “You can’t use nukes, they weren’t invented yet.”
*Not 5 minutes later*
“So we made the Statue of Liberty into a mech.”
I love how King George, out of nowhere, established Rupert owned all that land just to feed his ducks.
Well, yeah, what better place to send your ducks than the Hudson's Bay?
Why he agreed to blow himself up with the British
Doug: Sir!! Sir!! Terrible news
King George: Did I lose my Colonies?!
Doug: No! Far worse! They've....got Rupert!
King George: H O W D A R E T H E Y
I just love to imagine the "H O W D A R E T H E Y" from King George as him suddenly speaking like a fucking demon or some shit, eyes turning pure black, ready to sell his soul to gain vengeance
E
"WHAT EGREGIOUS FUCKERY!!!"
@@End_Mii "WHO'S GOING TO FEED MY DUCKS NOW?!?!?!"
@@realMaggyMage Not far off based on historical knowledge
i love how at 30:48 bro is SCREAMING his war speech and will stop at NOTHING to defeat the colonists
then its just
"and for my next trick, i shall become invisible. magic is just a wednesday for me" in the calmest, most gentlemanly voice possible
made me die of laughter
Same, that thing is going to be popping into my head for rest of the week and set off laughing. I just know it.
E
I LITTERALLY fell OFF MY BED when it said that
It's even better in the stream, because the full line was "and for my next trick, I shall become invincible, or is it invisible. No matter, magic is just another Wednesday for me."
Shoutout to 'Doug's AI characters going fucking insane'. Gotta be one of my favourite video genres.
Canonically accurate too!
Probably because he was Trauma-ridden by his first son’s death and old age bringing all sorts of mental health issues, plus some other things,
Idk, History class isn’t exactly taught well around here.
The George III being f’cking cuckoo was real though
Gotta be one of my favorite genders
British: We have an army
Americans: We have a hulk.
“Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. An invisible room. With invisible hedgehogs. And hedgehogs make me dance.” - King George III
They had a great taste in music at least. You know, the thing invisible hedgehogs are most known for.
"Dance? I was a dancer once...
Meanwhile in Japan Art be like..... Octopus + Woman.
@@secretnya "they locked me into an hedgehog. A crazy hedgehog
@@titouanboulanger6877 crazy? I was crazy once.
In Marvel canon, Bruce BANNER is the Hulk. His love interest is Betty Ross, a woman with a name VERY similar to Betsy Ross, real life creator of the star-spangled banner. A revolutionary Hulk mech is literally a giant weapon as a monument to the flag of the country and incredibly American
star-spangled banner was written by a poet named Francis Scott Key in 1814 (so war of 1812). Betsy Ross (a seamstress by trade) made some of the first flags flown by the United States and allegedly helped finish the design
@@kostasouliotis1559the song is named after the flag being a “star-spangled banner”. So they’re technically not wrong
historians now agree that Betsy Ross probably never existed
@@kostasouliotis1559 She literally made THE star spangled banner the song is about
@@DessertArbiter She didn't after Hulk was done with her
Im not a tea drinker, but if someone presented me with tea called "Holy shit that's strong tea", you bet your ass Id drink it
Real
"They've taken Rupert!?! Oh, egregious fuckery!"
- King George III
“WHO’S GONNA FEED MY DUCKS NOW?!?!”
"they disguised themselves as bacon"
we shoulda remembered that for WWII
"As an aspiring writer, I'm nervous about the idea of AI taking over my passions and potential career in creating stories-"
"Oh i do love to dance but only with invisible hedgehogs!"
"...nevermind I think I'm good
"Tell me a Greek Philosopher starting with M."
"A Greek Philosopher starting with M is Maristotle."
@@TheDanishGuyReviewsmaristotle had a little mamb
E
I dunno, iff i was you I'd be terrified
The "ceumble" burn was really good ngl
Love that King George saw that Twitch chat was extraordinarily hungry and strategized around that
the pure fear and anger in king georges voice when doug announced that chat got rupert at 30:07
Doug: “That’s… what Rupert…?”
Dougdoug is the only person who I will see a title and thumbnail, think to myself "this has to be some of the worst content ever. There's no way I watch this." And then I watch it and love it
30:09 I laughed so hard at the way he says "WHOS GOING TO FEED MY DUCKS NOW??"
I really love Doug's character trait of being absurdly patriotic but also knowing next to nothing about history
A true American. 🫡 🇺🇲 🦅
That's America for you.
So most patriotic people
25:05 George had some astoundingly good one-liners, and I think this is the best one
Agreed, that line goes hard.
You could feel the smug sarcasm.
They'd return to their Liberte 🦅 egality 😇 absurdity 🤬 so sit back and pour us some of the finest tea 🍵 and watch this grand spectacle of colonial and french catastrophe 🥶 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@IshowSongNames Spitting Bars fr
As a Virginian I will admit that we have a statue of the George v George boxing match. We even have a wooden box we smack people with from time to time.
Are you in George Washington or Thomas Jefferson?
@@YourLocalCommunist-g8f According to Google it's right on the border of the two.
Holy shit, saying "being blown up is just another British past time like cocaine or neglecting the French" is the most gigachad thing ever said
Hey doug, i know you probably won't see this, but i just wanted to thank you.
I've been dealing with depression for a while now, and your content has brought me comfort and an army of laughs in these hard times. Thank you DougDoug!
Hey. Know this is pretty late, but just wanted to ask how you were doing and if you're feeling better now. Cheers
@@Corey77783 hey! Thanks for checking in. It's better now, im on medication and trying my hardest on therapy. It's slowly but surely getting better, and im happy about it. Thanks for asking :))
@@izeh567 Amazing! Glad you're doing better now. Stay strong dude (or dudette)
4:58 As a Marylander they can take our freedom but they shall never insult OUR CRABS.
Our crabs suck, i actually do prefer a nice bri'sh lobster
Yeah but Point Look Out though...
Erm… 😅 Crabs pride! 🤢
OLD BAY FOREVER
@@ActuallyAthena Found the Red Coat
"Being blown to bits is just another British pastime, like cocaine or neglecting the French." -George the Third, apparently
Moments before death
Croquet not cocaine but either way great line
You're right, it wasn't popular until the 1800's, around the time of Sherlock Holmes@@CianNorman-Wright
King George the third is unironically the funniest character in all of DougDoug history 😂
Every single line is pure gold.
My favourite quote is definitely: "And if you dream of refinement it will be my ghost sipping tea in your nightmares! 🤣
What really set me off was him shouting with righteous anger how he will crush the colonies... and then becoming most calm person ever. "And for my next trick, I will turn invisible. Magic is just a wednesday for me"
What are number one and two
If anyone is wondering who Rupert actually is he was the first governor of the Hudson bay company and died in 1682. He was also called Rupert of the Rhine.
Just mentioning Rupert's name overloaded the AI so much that he wasted half of his speech on him before turning invisible in shame and getting nuked multiple times.
Truly an American hero, rest in peace Rupert o7
They fought like a soft breeze over a summer hill.
They fought like a peaking microphone.
They fought like a squirting bottle of ketchup.
They fought like a raccoon in a dumpster
They fought like two drunks in a parking lot
They fought like a mother for custody of her child
They fought like drunken fathers.
They fought like furious widows.
They fought like the hulk.
They fought like a pack of savage honey badgers.
They fought like an unexploded nuclear warhead.
They fought like a voraciously hungry bear eating a horse.
"One of our British VIP's has suggested to immediately surrender to the British"
Was Spiff in the chat?
Which Spiff? Space one or ing one?
the fact I thought u meant Astralspiff and was confused on when he became british-😅
@@deimondrawsproductions I mean, he's Canadian, and that's _probably_ close enough _maybe._
@@CR1MSONACEI hate how I instantly understand what you were asking.
@@CR1MSONACE XD Id have thought itd go under french atleast
I love it when the AI eventually turns into an insanity-riddled, sass master
it was actually arguably more sane than the actual George most of the time
Most of the time, he _was_ sane. The madness was more of a Napoleonic era thing.
3:10 “why’s he shitting on Ireland and Scotland?” Because he’s British, Doug
"They'll be shitting bricks wrapped in union jacks before they even know what hit them." AI really will rule the world
30:06 i love the sheer indignation to the fact they got Rupert
"oh egregious fuckery!" is going to be integrated into my daily life no matter the cost.
@@comyuse9103 Baffle them with your superior British culture
I don’t blame them for being confused by Rupert’s Land.
I’m Canadian and we’ve been taught about it since second grade and I still didn’t understand what it was until like 10th Grade lol.
(It’s the territory defined by tributaries that flow into the Hudson’s Bay for anyone who still doesn’t know. It was valuable because of the plentiful amount of beaver pelts that could be produced there. Also the Hudson’s Bay Company operated there lol)
Okay but who is ruber
@@ActuallyAthenaHe was their first governor and died in 1682. He was also called Rupert of the Rhine.
@@ActuallyAthena Rupert was a cousin of King George who allowed the formation of the Hudson Bay's Company.
I like how King George cycles through upwards of 6 british accents at any given time.
Great video! If you are wondering who Rupert is, he was Prince Rupert (British) who was the first governor of the Hudson's bay company. He gave the company a trading deal which allowed them to control the fur trade in "all lands that drained into the Hudson's bay". So they pretty much had a business monopoly there.
He also feeds King George’s ducks
"Another British pastime like croquet or neglecting the French"
Wow it really is historically accurate!
The real life king George was famously dubbed insane due to mental health issues, so the AI is actually too coherent here when compared to the real person. To be historically accurate AI George should be making random 400 word long paragraphs every time he speaks, with every sentence ending with the word peacock (because yes, that’s something that the real king George did during his illness)
What?
@@thefrubblewarrior4678 what don’t you understand, peacock?
@@eiiiotjLMFAO I read that in my head like an animal crossing catchphrase
Tbf to him most of king George’s life wasn’t actually like this. Even up until the 1780s people around him saw him as a ruthless tyrant who knew exactly what he was doing and he was surprisingly was believed to be rather well liked by his people as far as kings of the times go for most of his life. The state you are referring to is his last 10 years of life, which has unfortunately and ironically become far more famous than the accurate history of the man as you elude.
Welcome to drunk history, the teachers blood alcohol level in this class makes him legally dead 10 beers ago.
I'm pretty sure the teacher runs on pure alcohol by now.
@@Ryann9alcohol and olive oil
Reminds me of demoman
Okay that just gave me an idea, Drunk DougDoug vs an AI
@guy_kisser Now I want to see Twitch chat face off against AI William Wallace portrayed by the Demoman.
“I love an invasion of my capital city. It’s like Christmas but instead of presents you get death”😅😅 what
Man, King George III really has no heart. I would know because I won it in a game of cards.
I think I've seen that episode of doctor who
“When you think about it, aren’t we just fish in someone else’s bathtub? Splendid!”
- Last words of King George III
"The King that singlehandedly outdrank the entire Irish Navy."
You know what, that explains a lot.
17:47 I like to think that benjamin franklin is like the emperor from the old Star Wars and hes shooting lightning from his fingertips.
He was
Doug, u are literally my favourite TH-camr, you have brought me through good times and bad, all with a smile on my face. You deserve a lot more than this but it's all I can give right now. Thank you for being a great and original creator Doug.
Yep Dog dogs the best
@@Randlelikesdogs i agree that dig dig is the greatest bald youtuber
I love how this one, unlike the others which were just simple conquests with (mostly, except the Napoleon one) fictional factions from certain starting points, the whole starting point here is just entirely inaccurate so it's already messed up lol
What are you talking about? This is completely accurate to the revolutionary war
Twitch chat is basically a Looney Tunes villain that keeps getting foiled by their own plans
"Liberté, égalité, insanité" might be the funniest thing an AI has generated in any dougdoug stream
2:09 - King George: “Ah, Delaware! Filled with more empty space than a Scottish man’s understanding of dental hygiene!”
Me, a Scot minus two wisdom teeth: *Angry Scottish Noises*
Don't you mean HIFF?
Dear lord, he’s so angry google translate cannot translate him beyond “angry Scottish noise”
Angry Thhhhhh noises
It’s a mixture of a thick accent and heavy amounts of alcohol and anaesthetic. It’s utterly unintelligible to even other Scots!
I thought scottish people were always angry, they're like british germans or something, no?
30:07 is absolutely rib shatteringly funny
I have been laughing at it for 20 minutes now. Moment I think I am getting it under control and suddenly "and for my next trick..." pops into my head and here I go again, laughing.
Ya I've been scrolling the comments for like 30 min after watching it to revisit the time stamps. I've revisited this like 20 times and it's still getting me.
That actually killed me lmao that and the "who's gonna feed my ducks now?!"
I’m French and my history teachers never told me the statue of liberty was a mech.
I'm french too and I'm conflicted about a lot of things there
I can't believe ChatGPT randomly said one of King George's most famous line: "Magic is just another Wednesday for me."
“so, sit back, pour us some of the finest tea, and watch this grand spectacle of colonial and French catastrophe”
Bars
23:27 skipping to a random part out of context is terrifying
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 👀
wtf why would you do that
Tf
It is terrifying in context
WHY IS THE HULK IN LONDON!?!??!
I, for one, am glad the AI map battles are back. They are some of the best DougDoug videos.
Man, I love the classic historical moment when the Revolutionary War started with the vore of Delaware
I love how Doug tried to prevent Chat from using historically innacurate weapons like nukes or chainsaws only for George to immediately create Black Friday one or two centuries earlier unopposed.
25:00 THAT WAS THE BEST FRENCH JOKE I EVER LISTENED TO
As a history nerd, this is both painful and beautiful to watch. I can indeed say that everything is 100% historically accurate, though.
Especially the giant battle mechs
29:14 No doubts or questions, just absolute destruction
They were blessed by the spirit of president Truman.
"Well fuck me sideways with a crumpet" Has got to be one of the most dumbest quotes from an AI text to speech, that I have ever heard in my life
*greatest quote
The greatest quote of all time!
Timestamp?
This is actually kind of backwards, during the revolutionary war the southern colonies were actually much more sympathetic to the British and were in the hands of England for far longer than any of the northern colonies.
I loved when King Charles III decided to go to a small cillage and sell a bunch of "french stuff".
Considering King George III will eventually go insane, his tactics here do not surprise me
eventually??? did u hear what he was saying in the second half
@@rainjamba please this pales in comparison to the real life escapades of George III
George using the “true nature of a crumpet” as a final attack on America after describing being fucked sideways by one is potent image.
in both Hamilton and this, King George III was an insane tyrant and yet in both of them, his character is hilarious!
"When you dream of refinement, it'll be my ghost, sipping tea in your nightmares."
I see Twitch Chat opted for a classical comeback story this time. After all, victory is all that much sweeter when the opponent thought that he almost had just to have it taken away from them in the last possible second.
King George is the best ai Doug has ever created. I rucking cried laughing multiple times in this vid 😂😂😂
I always love watching AI have to bend to people coming up with exceedingly stupid ideas, starting at "And they failed at building the mech" to eventually letting them succeed at strapping a nuke to a guy named Rupert and having The Hulk attack London
this is what Rupert's Land is apparently lmao
"Rupert's Land was a vast territory of northern wilderness. It represented a third of what is now Canada. From 1670 to 1870, it was the exclusive commercial domain of the Hudson's Bay Company(HBC) and the primary trapping grounds of the fur trade. The territory was named after Prince Rupert, the HBC's first governor."
These are some of the best videos on TH-cam
Idea: King George should return as a cyborg for some reason and challenge Napoleon Bonaparte to a battle for all of Europe to get revenge on France for assisting in Britains defeat of the revolutionary war
Year 1812: The empire strikes back
Yes
@@tenshihinanawi45461860
Return of the president