Tucker Carlson Out at Fox News, Trump Attacks Late Night Hosts & Musk Gives Back Blue Checkmarks

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 พ.ค. 2024
  • Donald Trump took to Truth Social to attack Jimmy, Stephen Colbert and all the other late night hosts, he was on a podcast called “Full Send” talking about the “N Word,” global warming, King Jong Un, and O.J. Simpson, he recorded a message for the Faith and Freedom Coalition and claimed that babies are being executed, Mike Pence went off script during his speech, a bunch of people with over a million followers on Twitter had their blue checkmarks restored and wanted to make it clear that they hadn’t paid for it, Bed Bath & Beyond announced that they’re filing for bankruptcy, Fox News severed ties with Tucker Carlson, CNN “parted ways” with Don Lemon, Guillermo has some breaking news from ABC, and we bid farewell to one of the most despicable mother-Tuckers to ever appear on American television.
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  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    "Reason for unemployment?"
    "I cost my company, 787 million dollars"

    • @joshwilson9981
      @joshwilson9981 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Don't give him all the credit, he had some help. Still should be more to come though

    • @lampan8786
      @lampan8786 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good Bye tucker

    • @AcademyNS
      @AcademyNS ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thing is, he was doing exactly what he was told to do.

    • @biglee13m
      @biglee13m ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dianneforit5409 True, JAN 6 investigation is still pending against FOX and oh wow... things Tucker Carlson said about it. Rupert Murdock was not happy about that either. It's a damage control. When the JAN6 starts hitting people responsible, FOX doesn't want to do anything with Tucker Carlson.

    • @vitaminckillscovid103
      @vitaminckillscovid103 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@lampan8786 Huge difference:
      Lemon = Fired because of poor ratings due to inaccurate topics
      Tucker = Huge audience the respectfully parted ways during the FOX fake settlement with Dominion (both owned by Blackrock)

  • @Blakblooded
    @Blakblooded ปีที่แล้ว +724

    Murdock: "I just want to find 787,500,000 reasons to fire Tucker."
    Dominion: "Done!"

    • @sophiazworldz
      @sophiazworldz ปีที่แล้ว +20

      😂😂😂😂

    • @SansoHumar
      @SansoHumar ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Good one.

    • @alkiebythesea
      @alkiebythesea ปีที่แล้ว +12

      BEST comment of the day 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @0405aries
      @0405aries ปีที่แล้ว +9

    • @0405aries
      @0405aries ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And there are MORE LAWSUITS to come😅😅😅😅

  • @willman9567
    @willman9567 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Jimmy needs to share his stories with Epstien.

    • @Threemore650
      @Threemore650 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He won’t be able to hear over the screaming of the other inhabitants of hell.

    • @willman9567
      @willman9567 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Threemore650 Does make you wonder why Jimmy was hanging with him, doesn't it. All of Hollywood was. So were just about all politicians. Something more than a prostitution ring was happening.

    • @peytonmarceaux8788
      @peytonmarceaux8788 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Threemore650haunting

  • @ZaidaD29
    @ZaidaD29 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Lmfaooooo 😂😂😂😂 that breaking news with Guillermo at the end was hilarious

  • @ElmerFuddGun
    @ElmerFuddGun ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Tucker can finally *_move to Russia_* where he is loved!

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Puh lease. The Russians have more taste and sense than that

    • @Ridethebomb777
      @Ridethebomb777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Knuckle dragger.

    • @user-gn5vq8pe9n
      @user-gn5vq8pe9n ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Trump should escape to Russia

    • @diggorypat66
      @diggorypat66 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And trump with all of his followers. But there they won't tolerate all that nonsense. 😂😂😂

    • @user-gn5vq8pe9n
      @user-gn5vq8pe9n ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Him Puttin can fight for freedom

  • @VariedVids
    @VariedVids ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Yes, it was indeed a great day for America!

    • @TransKidsMafia
      @TransKidsMafia ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TRANS TODDLERS 2024

    • @herminaedwards5242
      @herminaedwards5242 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And the World! Lol

    • @Kage-jk4pj
      @Kage-jk4pj ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So true, Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon gone on one day. Beautiful.

    • @idxstudios
      @idxstudios ปีที่แล้ว

      Phuk you Jimmy..watch your back

    • @damientech88
      @damientech88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Another big win for pedophiles and totalitarians.

  • @Lilo-A
    @Lilo-A ปีที่แล้ว +271

    That Tucker laugh montage was the stuff of nightmares.

    • @prezidenttrump5171
      @prezidenttrump5171 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anybody laughing as a montage would be the stuff of nightmares, depends on how you frame it.

    • @alonealien1474
      @alonealien1474 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know! Why does he laugh like that? Is he fake-laughing? Because I find it hard to believe that that unhinged cackling he passes off as laughter can be someone's 'natural' laugh.

    • @Lilo-A
      @Lilo-A ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@prezidenttrump5171 It was framed as creepy.

    • @PaoriLePresident
      @PaoriLePresident ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, you're not used to watching people laugh for real. Just pretend.

    • @prezidenttrump5171
      @prezidenttrump5171 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alonealien1474 Considering your name, you don't hang out with a lot of people, and you don't have a sense of humor so you haven't heard the craziest laughs from people. I wish I could do an audio clip on here so you could hear my voice, but one of my former manger's would laugh like "Ah HUUU HUUUU HUUUUUUUU!" Ahhhh HU HU HUUUUUUU!" So robotic sounding, but that's the way he is genuinely.
      Just because someone has a wild laugh, doesn't mean they're not genuine. It's the most genuine thing about people, their natural laughter that they can't control. It can sound so crazy, and not even human sometimes; that's the beauty of life.

  • @jonnyquest5335
    @jonnyquest5335 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    'Thoughts and Prayers" for Tucker
    😂😅

  • @cjc2
    @cjc2 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    They had 787.5 million reasons why they had to fire Tucker

    • @h.g.buddne
      @h.g.buddne ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd say the missing amount up to 1.6 billion and a preparation for the next lawsuit adds up to a huge amount. Tucker was the biggest offer fox could make. And after all he only did what he was told. I believe Tuckers emails show the way he feels and not his show. He hates Trump like the democrats do🤷‍♂️

    • @redwood421
      @redwood421 ปีที่แล้ว

      You forgot to add in the 700 million market share drop after they announced his firing. One pricey prostitute.

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lies

    • @Blakblooded
      @Blakblooded ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@disastermaster1413 Yes, that's what everything Tucker said was.

    • @allieelectra23
      @allieelectra23 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@disastermaster1413 yes Tucker did alot of that and that's why he's gone and is never coming back 😂

  • @robliston1283
    @robliston1283 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    So, what happens to the January 6th insurrection camera footage tapes that Kevin McCarthy gave Tucker Carlson? 🤔

    • @susannpatton2893
      @susannpatton2893 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nothing

    • @mmbs3191
      @mmbs3191 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Tucker still has them. Fox News wasn't given the tapes, Carlson was.

    • @vitaminckillscovid103
      @vitaminckillscovid103 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@Seanjrambow That's right, laugh at anything you don't understand. Bring back that caveman mindset

    • @mmbs3191
      @mmbs3191 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Seanjrambow mccarthy didn't give the tapes to fox news as a whole. They were given to carlson specifically. So I dont know what's funny. Just don't have anything intelligent to say?

    • @mjquintana26
      @mjquintana26 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Excellent question, Rob!

  • @lostboydv
    @lostboydv ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Nothing exemplifies TC better than that line at 12:41: "Your response should be..." He doesn't even hide the puppet strings.

    • @Daniel-hx8cc
      @Daniel-hx8cc ปีที่แล้ว

      As a non American, from the outside it’s clear the establishment has sowed seeds of the populations left vs right hatred so they can continue absorbing power and influence.

  • @tysonthomas7094
    @tysonthomas7094 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They should have had Matt Damon come on after Guillermo announced that and said some stuff. That would have been classic!

  • @womanofsubstance8735
    @womanofsubstance8735 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I do NOT, repeat NOT watch FOX, but I do work in some homes where it is blasting. I, for one, will be DELIGHTED to NOT hear Carlson's whiny voice or absurd laughter anymore.

    • @hjohnston6914
      @hjohnston6914 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And LIES, LIES LIES. I listen in on his show from time to time, he’s so good at what he does. Within 30 seconds, I am angry at everything.

    • @Powerhaus88
      @Powerhaus88 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hjohnston6914 And you're perfectly fine with the trash pouring from CNN and MSNBC I wager

    • @diggorypat66
      @diggorypat66 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Powerhaus88 they didn't lie about the election 🙄

    • @lillibitjohnson7293
      @lillibitjohnson7293 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Powerhaus88 lol we found tuckers last fan lol well done you

    • @Powerhaus88
      @Powerhaus88 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lillibitjohnson7293 Last? Yeah, cause I'm the sole reason why he wast the single most watched anchor in the US, burying anything the left ever put out, cause people realized the Dems are full of it and are the reason why Afghanistan was a mess, why billions are being poured into Ukraine whilst the US southern border seases to exist, not to mention the destruction of the power grid, bang up job, Bidenites.

  • @ilmstreams
    @ilmstreams ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "you know granite, it's a very powerful (??????? what???), very hard stone" this T*ump guy is a hoot 🤣🤣

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr ปีที่แล้ว

      and THIS?... This guy is the one that MAGAts want as their god?

    • @lorenzoblum868
      @lorenzoblum868 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't ask too much to a sand castle expert.

  • @pdnapora
    @pdnapora ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Did they strap the baby into an electric highchair?" ha ha ha :P

  • @robliston1283
    @robliston1283 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    Trump sandwich = White bread full of baloney with extra Russian dressing and a small pickle. 😂😂😂

    • @moniquewest3277
      @moniquewest3277 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      You win!

    • @MsBerries25
      @MsBerries25 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone ปีที่แล้ว +54

      LoL!!!!! Priceless. Nothing like a small, shriveled up gerkin eating a sandwich!!!!

    • @SonyaHudson
      @SonyaHudson ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nooooo.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @deborahwilson4684
      @deborahwilson4684 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That was even funnier when I first heard it in 2016!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Wait... Wasn't it Donnie who wanted to nuke a hurricane?

    • @johnwebster76
      @johnwebster76 ปีที่แล้ว

      He wanted to N word the hurricane

    • @lampan8786
      @lampan8786 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Good Bye tucker

    • @freda2758
      @freda2758 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Why, you're right! I almost forgot about that. He most definitely did want to use the "n" word.

    • @GK-arcadia
      @GK-arcadia ปีที่แล้ว

      He is such an idiot 🙄

    • @tokul76
      @tokul76 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would only make him read same book as I did. He did not realize that it is Sci-Fi.

  • @call_me_cooper
    @call_me_cooper ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Every part where Jimmy isn’t talking, is my favorite part of the show.

    • @johnescobar6
      @johnescobar6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @johnescobar6
      @johnescobar6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh😂

    • @johnescobar6
      @johnescobar6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He won’t be doing much of that anymore so you might be able to tune in and actually enjoy it😂

    • @call_me_cooper
      @call_me_cooper ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnescobar6 😂😂♥️♥️

    • @MichaelJamesWood
      @MichaelJamesWood 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same. By the way he worships those needles, he may not be with us much longer to talk anyway. Tucker Carlson is a hero. Jimmy on the other hand, lmao.

  • @cmw12
    @cmw12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There was indeed a Beyond. It was Bed, Bath, and Kitchen at least. That “If they only had 20% more revenue…” joke was gold though.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Apparently, Tuckhead's the one who turned out to be replaceable.. funny ol' world.

    • @Nan-59
      @Nan-59 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @h.g.buddne
      @h.g.buddne ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope. He was the biggest offer they could make. Where do you think the decision was made and who was there? You don't believe fox made this decision without getting something, do you?

    • @Essex121514
      @Essex121514 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​​​@@h.g.buddne what does it matter what "they got?", They lost well over half a Billion dollars.
      Edit: And they have more law suits coming. So this well over half a Billion to date. Can't wait to see the final dollar amount.

    • @Essex121514
      @Essex121514 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@h.g.buddne Rupert Murdoch: "it wasn't red or blue, it was green".
      Hope it was worth it.

    • @toddr2265
      @toddr2265 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@h.g.buddne Don’t worry, Tucker will be fine. He’s already applied to be the new spokesman for the Kremlin. With all his experience he’s a shoe in.

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    The news that Tucker Carlson had been fired by Fox News genuinely left me crying....pure tears of joy!

    • @KingKong-lb3vh
      @KingKong-lb3vh ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hahaha yes dear sooooooooooooo funny

    • @salahmohamed4924
      @salahmohamed4924 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How miserable and meaningful is your life that you find joy in someone wlse being fired?

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@salahmohamed4924; Ever hear of 'Schadenfreude' !

    • @AlexJ1037
      @AlexJ1037 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      If the someone being fired is a miserable rodent like Dumber Carlson, yes, the celebration is totally justifiable. 🎉🎉🎉

    • @emb5048
      @emb5048 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just like the NYPD when agent orange was arrested!

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "...unlike you, we still have our jobs." Priceless.

  • @Olivia-pe5vf
    @Olivia-pe5vf ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't think it's funny kicking someone when they're down but a skit on Don Lemon would be hilarious too.

  • @JKFlaker
    @JKFlaker ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “…and unlike you we still have our jobs” 😂😂😂

  • @mattmanley7118
    @mattmanley7118 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I’ve been waiting all day!! This monologue was extra good!

    • @hollyberry1603
      @hollyberry1603 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So good!

    • @lampan8786
      @lampan8786 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good Bye tucker

    • @handyandy6488
      @handyandy6488 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It really was- thanks you are needed!

    • @vitaminckillscovid103
      @vitaminckillscovid103 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lampan8786 So let me get this straight.
      Blackrock owns 59 million shares of Dominion and 45.7 million shares of Fox Corp...
      So Blackrock sues Blackrock and next thing you know Tucker Carlson gets pushed out.
      🤔

  • @michaelaliebelcreative
    @michaelaliebelcreative ปีที่แล้ว +41

    There's something so relatable about having a work sponsored pizza party and then getting laid off.

    • @zzzT.
      @zzzT. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @heterosapiens179
    @heterosapiens179 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    In a good day Jimmy might have 1,7 million viewers, on a bad day Tucker has 17 million!

    • @stifflerantique9005l
      @stifflerantique9005l ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Dominion has 787million.

    • @merryhunt9153
      @merryhunt9153 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who told you Trump has that many viewers?

    • @heterosapiens179
      @heterosapiens179 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@merryhunt9153 Trump?
      I was talking abuot Tucker!

    • @wolfslair31
      @wolfslair31 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Got a link to stats that prove that assertion?

  • @Shayna11NM
    @Shayna11NM ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Ugh, the Tucker montage, especially the maniacal fake cackle is going to give me nightmares and haunt my waking hours. Thanks a lot, Jimmy!

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hyenas would be running scared after hearing that...or praising their over-lord. Who the heck knows!! LoL!!!

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's the Joker laugh. Only a sociopath or psychopath is capable of a cackle like that. Truly chilling.

    • @damientech88
      @damientech88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnsmithe4656 You are detached from reality.

    • @MoosefromCanada
      @MoosefromCanada ปีที่แล้ว

      @@damientech88 🤣🤣🤣🤣😳🆘HYPOCRITE ‼️🤣🤣🤣🤣OH GOD IM GOING TO PEE MY PANTS ‼️Whiney MAGA moe moe

    • @logoutjason4689
      @logoutjason4689 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ur fragile

  • @jensue3034
    @jensue3034 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I have been waiting for your monologue all day.

  • @karenhearne
    @karenhearne ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You are brutal. Don’t ever stop 😂😂😂

  • @thomasplewka1751
    @thomasplewka1751 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I can't wait for Tucker to come back on

    • @superdave4543
      @superdave4543 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me too! He's so full of truth they had to shut him down!

    • @YankeeDudelDandy
      @YankeeDudelDandy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@superdave4543he’s full of something

    • @EA-tz2np
      @EA-tz2np ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have to shut down truth

    • @stifflerantique9005l
      @stifflerantique9005l ปีที่แล้ว

      So do Dominion & Smartmatic.

    • @MsCameroonski
      @MsCameroonski 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      '"I can't wait for Tucker to come back on" as Fox News viewers continue to watch TV in denial of what's the truth' - Onion article title

  • @midas1929
    @midas1929 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I prefer to watch Carlson paint a wall an hour over 5 minutes of Kimmel

    • @saptaccrvima3563
      @saptaccrvima3563 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And watching that paint dry would still be funnier than anything Kimmel ever said in his entire career

  • @gmaellen5530
    @gmaellen5530 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    What a great sendoff for the Mother Tucker! You should be proud, Jimmy!

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 ปีที่แล้ว +1685

    Tucker’s final lie: That he’d be back on Monday 😂

    • @peace4myheart
      @peace4myheart ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Live by the lie. Die by the lie.

    • @Phenomental1ty
      @Phenomental1ty ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's not a lie, if you believe it. 😉

    • @coryryder9070
      @coryryder9070 ปีที่แล้ว

      finnally video by vox why tucker carlson pretends to hate elites he should have been fired years ago

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No closure.

    • @rofflestomp684
      @rofflestomp684 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, final is the best part.

  • @JP-vs1ys
    @JP-vs1ys ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that laugh is downright spooky.

  • @mtb095
    @mtb095 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I just want to live a life like Guillermo...

  • @ygstuff4898
    @ygstuff4898 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    The Tucker Laugh is an absolute bucket of nightmare fuel.

    • @jillgosk8806
      @jillgosk8806 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes! It’s sinister and damn scary.

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jillgosk8806 Add that to a haunted house, and you won't tell the difference.

    • @jillgosk8806
      @jillgosk8806 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep. If I heard that laugh in the dark I might pee my drawers! 😮

    • @jillgosk8806
      @jillgosk8806 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep. If I heard that laugh in the dark I might pee my drawers! 😮

    • @jillgosk8806
      @jillgosk8806 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep. If I heard that laugh in the dark I might pee my drawers! 😮

  • @wanakone33
    @wanakone33 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Seth Myers said tonight that Fox went "woke" when they fired Tucker Carlson.

    • @AgeOfGoldenSilence
      @AgeOfGoldenSilence ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s too funny 😂

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah ha ha ha ha.....

    • @tonycanabal1659
      @tonycanabal1659 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I preferred that they went "Broke" !

    • @allieelectra23
      @allieelectra23 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the radiation from the sun is getting to some of these people's brains.

  • @ponchoedderds9598
    @ponchoedderds9598 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But remember, while today it is me, we all shall fall. - Dwight Schrute. You'd think TV people would know that one.

  • @geologist1005
    @geologist1005 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tucked last words
    “ you strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine “

  • @ericmalone3213
    @ericmalone3213 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    O.J. Simpson in one word? Guilty.

    • @AmethystWoman
      @AmethystWoman ปีที่แล้ว +4

      trumps one word - Nice car. lol

    • @anthonyofford2276
      @anthonyofford2276 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn you read my mind.

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment.❤

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      murderer

    • @ericmalone3213
      @ericmalone3213 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seffishestopal5950 Well yes, that's implicit in "guilty", but we must not bandy about with diverting yatter, as O.J. is still searching for the real murderer. Apparently, this involves a lot of golfing.

  • @gljm
    @gljm ปีที่แล้ว +2196

    Trump on Tucker Carlson: "I prefer people who weren't fired from all three cable networks".

    • @kingranches
      @kingranches ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Look who's talking. The guy that got fired by the whole country.

    • @strangemanmtd8350
      @strangemanmtd8350 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tuckwit laughs like Herman Munster.

    • @LordDuff
      @LordDuff ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@kingranches I think that was the joke.

    • @marybravado6787
      @marybravado6787 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Two (2)

    • @marybravado6787
      @marybravado6787 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      ​@@LordDuff I.E. DONALD JOHN TRUMP two times Impeached!

  • @ThrillingDuck
    @ThrillingDuck ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He just unironically has the laugh that people put on when they're playing posh aristocrats.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You just made me realize that Tucker is exactly the character Mac and Dennis put-on when they're trying to imitate British aristocrats in that "It's Always Sunny" episode where they tell the story about cracking the Liberty Bell.
      "Would you like a spot of tea?"
      "yyyyeeee-EEEEEEEEE-eeeessssss".

  • @jhonjoseph7664
    @jhonjoseph7664 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I don't trust talk show host's who only criticize one party.

    • @daviddavis2894
      @daviddavis2894 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s satire you can leave Also, you give me 700 million reasons to criticize another organization or news media

    • @jhonjoseph7664
      @jhonjoseph7664 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@daviddavis2894 your comment make no sence dude

    • @jeannetterudel1873
      @jeannetterudel1873 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No, it totally does. Until very recently Faux entertainment would NOT report anything good coming out of the Biden presidency!! Recently tho, I have seen a very few positives they've mentioned.

  • @jackybrown5211
    @jackybrown5211 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Agreed 🤭🤭 He didn't even know, there are 787.5 reasons why Tucker got fired

    • @lampan8786
      @lampan8786 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good Bye tucker

    • @massey4business
      @massey4business ปีที่แล้ว +4

      787.5 million!

    • @vitaminckillscovid103
      @vitaminckillscovid103 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@lampan8786 Huge difference:
      Lemon = Fired because of poor ratings due to inaccurate topics
      Tucker = Huge audience the respectfully parted ways during the FOX fake settlement with Dominion (both owned by Blackrock)

  • @RG-dn5yd
    @RG-dn5yd ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Tucker’s maniacal laugh is the stuff of nightmares! 😱🤮

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      truly a terrifying sound.

    • @SinarBaru-bp4jx
      @SinarBaru-bp4jx ปีที่แล้ว

      He's laugh sounds like mule donkey 🐴

    • @vickywitton1008
      @vickywitton1008 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes, it's like a psychopath, before he murders you!

    • @greeneyedlady5580
      @greeneyedlady5580 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It totally is, Tucker's Insane hyena laugh has always creeped me the f out. (shudders uncontrollably)

    • @timvala7577
      @timvala7577 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You wouldn’t believe all the comments they made on any Fox episodes of how they loved his stupid laugh! OH? You would?

  • @michelesantilli2840
    @michelesantilli2840 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He’s so revolting! Can’t wait to see him in jail!

  • @forpbrrosema5578
    @forpbrrosema5578 ปีที่แล้ว

    We got in the pool.
    Seriously my favorite part of the whole clip. 😂

  • @cherylmcnutt9905
    @cherylmcnutt9905 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    “And yet, we still have our jobs…”. So true!

    • @davidc3943
      @davidc3943 ปีที่แล้ว

      Foot just went into Kimmel’s mouth. Don’t speak so soon. Writers just went on strike, and the first affected are late night “comedy.” Trump wins, YET AGAIN!

  • @chagni21
    @chagni21 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    They didn't even give him to say goodbye to his audiences 😅 What a savage 🤣

    • @pkmcburroughs
      @pkmcburroughs ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He hated his audience anyway, so no biggie.

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Of course they didn't. He would have spent the entire time whining about how big of a victim he is. To Conservatives personal responsibility is always for the other person. "You have been born to a poor family? Take personal responsibility for that!!!"

    • @texasray5237
      @texasray5237 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't you ever see NETWORK?
      Never let a talk show host get back on camera once he knows he's been fired.
      No telling what he might do.
      But in my opinion this isn't really a firing at all.
      Tucker has been campaigning for president for several years already on his show. Only nobody knew that's what he was doing.
      And instead of paying for publicity, he was paid very well and given nationwide coverage for every speech.
      And now, at the perfect moment, he is set free from all other responsibilities with just enough time to organize his election campaign before the real race begins. Neither Trump nor Biden stand any chance against him.
      If he can avoid getting assassinated by one of those "lone nuts" that they keep around for such situations? Tucker will be a shoe in for president. And these idiot left-wingnuts are cheering as if they won something.

    • @spiceyhotpot
      @spiceyhotpot ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A last show would have been a vengeance show, so no loss

    • @AB-jz9ns
      @AB-jz9ns ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joachimschoderI can stomach anything but to say that conservatives are not for personal responsibility is IDIOTIC. Have you EVER read up on what it means to be a conservative? Shows your ignorance.

  • @davewebb9452
    @davewebb9452 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love shopping at Bed Bath and Beyond. Never buy anything, but.

  • @1beeones1
    @1beeones1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Severed bow ties..😂🤣😂😭..

  • @zaedlo
    @zaedlo ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When I see Carlson's face, I'm reminded of the phrase, The Lights Are On, But Nobody Is Home.

  • @dcptiv
    @dcptiv ปีที่แล้ว +180

    His base love him because they share education levels & he speaks words they can easily understand.

    • @lady_bexy
      @lady_bexy ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂 even if the message is all lies! They don't care 😂

    • @jus5240
      @jus5240 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tucker Carlson supports Russian terror and their massacres. The Russian assassins and their dictator are happy.

    • @AngelicDroid
      @AngelicDroid ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Idk, my neighbor is a doctor and he believe whatever trump say.

    • @johnp515
      @johnp515 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AngelicDroid Your doctor believes that babies are being executed?

    • @KENICUSONE
      @KENICUSONE ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Totally agree. He sounds like them.

  • @jefferyneu3915
    @jefferyneu3915 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    But, unlike you we still have our jobs. Best comeback ever!❤️

    • @brentenjs550
      @brentenjs550 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah. To be a puppet and only have people laugh when the prompt sign turns on, giving you the illusion that you’re funny.

  • @muhammadsteinberg
    @muhammadsteinberg ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious! Roasting Trump by just using Trump talking is brilliant.

  • @justmyopinion9959
    @justmyopinion9959 ปีที่แล้ว +1556

    I feel sorry for Tucker's family because now he is going to be around them a lot more

    • @Nan-59
      @Nan-59 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

    • @lampan8786
      @lampan8786 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Good Bye tucker

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean you feel sorry for tuckers wife's kids.
      You don't breed with cucks.

    • @fallfestivities486
      @fallfestivities486 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Oh…well!😂😂😂

    • @jaynorris3722
      @jaynorris3722 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh lordy, don't tell me he reproduced. A bunch of little creatures like him. Nightmare

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 ปีที่แล้ว +1356

    I’d like to thank Dominion for laughing into Tucker’s face 😆

    • @sophiophile
      @sophiophile ปีที่แล้ว +42

      95% there is some other reason he got fired. My guess is it's something in the discovery from another lawsuit (probably the Grossman one). I really hope we find out though.

    • @Phenomental1ty
      @Phenomental1ty ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If I'm not mistaken, the settlement happened within the same hour the trial was supposed to happen!

    • @lampan8786
      @lampan8786 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Good Bye tucker

    • @snoozy04
      @snoozy04 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    • @egarza9241
      @egarza9241 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tucker's fake January 6 video segment. He lied about Epps.
      Red Wave.
      Election fraud
      Stolen election
      😂🤣

  • @lisetteeliseparis7070
    @lisetteeliseparis7070 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    'Office Space' rule: Fire on Fridays.

  • @realomon
    @realomon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kimmel and his ratings 😂😂😂

  • @quesadilla79
    @quesadilla79 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly and now tucker grazing in the fields of fox mediocrity ❤

    • @bartholomewcubbins9723
      @bartholomewcubbins9723 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And Lou Dobbs

    • @schrisdellopoulos9244
      @schrisdellopoulos9244 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fascists always self-canabalize.

    • @Ricky-tr2hd
      @Ricky-tr2hd ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jimmy's crowd will believe all that additional Jan 6 content was made up by Tucker's CGI department.. 😂

    • @StoneE4
      @StoneE4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ricky-tr2hd He should ditch that CGI department and work on getting an audio department that can deepen his shrill, sissy voice.

    • @ekibirigeable
      @ekibirigeable ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Ricky-tr2hd And you believe it was real

  • @isabelmauricio6394
    @isabelmauricio6394 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The best part is that Carlson didn't even get to have a farewell show. 😊

    • @twotalljones4790
      @twotalljones4790 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sound`s like your disappointed you stunned Democratic Tu`rd.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 ปีที่แล้ว

      They didn't even tell Don Lemon to his face I don't hear you commented on that you're just a one-sided hack

    • @JBond-zf4dj
      @JBond-zf4dj ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@twotalljones4790 sounds like you're upset. Do you want a hug?

  • @ritafreeman6929
    @ritafreeman6929 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Excellent!

  • @jennaolbermann7663
    @jennaolbermann7663 ปีที่แล้ว

    My head starts to hurt the minute The Defendant starts talking.

  • @bsing2u
    @bsing2u ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I waited all day for Jimmy on Tucker

  • @Gabryal77
    @Gabryal77 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "U will feel my wrath tesla man!" is an objectively funny statement

  • @the-trustees
    @the-trustees ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Trixie getting time on late nite is pretty cool. Her and Kat are too funny!

    • @andysimmons1842
      @andysimmons1842 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is Kat?

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andysimmons1842 Katya is Trixie's cohost in their TH-cam content. Search for Taegikk who does compilations of their best topics if you want to check it out.

  • @jolenereader5527
    @jolenereader5527 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amen!

  • @retriever19golden55
    @retriever19golden55 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Gotta love our Guillermo! And gotta love Jimmy for realizing how much he needed Guillermo on the show!

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗 😊❤️👍

    • @FatherLarper-rz9kw
      @FatherLarper-rz9kw ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If only others felt the same. He’d have ratings.

    • @Nan-59
      @Nan-59 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love them both!🎉🎉🎉

    • @aaronsakhai
      @aaronsakhai ปีที่แล้ว

      He's not reading this. Is this audience really this stupid?

    • @lampan8786
      @lampan8786 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good Bye tucker

    • @rjd3wine
      @rjd3wine ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FatherLarper-rz9kw He's been on 20 years and going strong. Aren't you paying attention? It was part of the monologue

  • @jkrygiel
    @jkrygiel ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent! Be sure you watch all the way through for the Rick Wilson comment 🤌🏼😂

  • @thearmchairjournalist566
    @thearmchairjournalist566 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    TC fired!! The best news I’ve heard in years 😂

  • @jisundergroundfornow2548
    @jisundergroundfornow2548 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Unlike you .... We still have our jobs!
    Best line!

    • @scottberg2788
      @scottberg2788 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's worth 5 billion don't think he's worried about having a job

    • @jisundergroundfornow2548
      @jisundergroundfornow2548 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scottberg2788 How do you know his networth?

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    When I heard the news today, my mind went straight to late night. They did not disappoint.

    • @dollinekaari8333
      @dollinekaari8333 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not sure they mentoon Don Lemon though

    • @DroppingFBombs
      @DroppingFBombs ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When I read the headline I said to my girl, "Well, I know what every late night monologue is gonna be about tonight"

    • @jennaxoxox4821
      @jennaxoxox4821 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dollinekaari8333 because nobody likes don lemon.

    • @jus5240
      @jus5240 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tucker Carlson supports Russian terror and their massacres. The Russian assassins and their dictator are happy.

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dollinekaari8333 Maybe you should watch this clip you are commenting on. That clears that right up for you.

  • @aalexandrowicz
    @aalexandrowicz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Maybe he isn’t as enchanted with windmills any more.

  • @rebeccalyle8443
    @rebeccalyle8443 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for getting rid of Tucker, now get rid of the rest of them at FOX not news.

  • @bellaventimiglia1111
    @bellaventimiglia1111 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I pray Sean Hannity, Laura Ingram, and Jeanine Pirro are next to go on the chopping block 🪓🪓🪓

    • @johnescobar6
      @johnescobar6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds very tolerant of you, Bella!

  • @SN-bl6xm
    @SN-bl6xm ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Mother-Tucker” I love it! 😂

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's it like for a dog to do something it thinks is good, like dealing with a snake, just to have their owner say, "BAD DOG!"

  • @jwilk5606
    @jwilk5606 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jimmy Kimmel Parted ways with ABC! That was classic Guillermo!

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The monologues are gonna be fire tonight. Can't wait for Colbert!

  • @t.dmytryshyn2615
    @t.dmytryshyn2615 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Why does Trump look like he's being interviewed in a school gymnasium?

    • @AcademyNS
      @AcademyNS ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's next.

    • @barrybear4810
      @barrybear4810 ปีที่แล้ว

      When's the last time you saw a school gymnasium with carpet and bookshelves?

    • @sperez98324
      @sperez98324 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Ides of March 🎥🍿

    • @mannchhabra
      @mannchhabra ปีที่แล้ว

      That's where her teenage daughter looking like young Melania are at !😆 It's a heaven for them to be around underage girls. It's their entire personality!!!

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@barrybear4810 It's called Maralargo.

  • @i_am_a_freespirit
    @i_am_a_freespirit ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Notice the "death row" case next to trump?😂🤣😂

  • @mlordski1173
    @mlordski1173 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    What? Did Tucker get the ax? I wonder if it was something he said?🙊🤫

    • @jcalzada74
      @jcalzada74 ปีที่แล้ว

      He say's he hates Trump 😂

  • @nikkicat254
    @nikkicat254 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I went looking for this, I wanted to see Jimmy's reaction, and he didn't disappoint!

  • @itsfunnybecauseitstrue3219
    @itsfunnybecauseitstrue3219 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine thinking a person may not know what granite is?? Hahahahaha

  • @Basedmursenary
    @Basedmursenary ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Imagine actually liking the Jimmy Kimmel Show!

  • @Eddie-tn2om
    @Eddie-tn2om ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “Unlike you we still have our jobs!” 👌 classic.

  • @jccaldwell6791
    @jccaldwell6791 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Thanks for having a pair, Jimmy, and saying what wish we could

    • @EvanRockwell1
      @EvanRockwell1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why can't you say what you want to?

    • @ddraigmafon4725
      @ddraigmafon4725 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can say it, go on, be a devil …..

    • @suz871
      @suz871 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why do you feel you can only "wish" what it is you want to say? I'm just wondering because no one seems to have any problem saying what they want to say, anymore. Maybe try wishing on a star. That might work.

    • @debbiegoodine5037
      @debbiegoodine5037 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why doesn't someone strangle him with that red tie 🎉🎉🎉

    • @porcorosso4330
      @porcorosso4330 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@EvanRockwell1
      maybe he lives in a super red state or something where trump is worshipped over Jesus.

  • @parkwayplaza
    @parkwayplaza ปีที่แล้ว

    Tucker should check himself into Arkham Asylum just for that laughter.

  • @jonrubeo7449
    @jonrubeo7449 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thinking this is real comedy/entertainment is like believing the Truman show could actually have happened

  • @henriomoeje8741
    @henriomoeje8741 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Darn it! I'll miss Seth Myers' imitation of Tucker Carlson. Late night show will definitely miss this son-of-gun.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He really worked his last Tucker segment, got his fill

    • @jljordan1
      @jljordan1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s on TH-cam now.

  • @Nan-59
    @Nan-59 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    What a fabulous day for night Talk Show hosts!❤❤❤😊😊😊

  • @ysmaeldalmacio1553
    @ysmaeldalmacio1553 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love you jimmy and God Bless Us All

    • @MrPercy112
      @MrPercy112 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      God is unknowable, but I’d hazard a guess that when he laughs at Kimmel, it ain’t because he thinks he’s funny. He once was, but that was before he sold his soul.

  • @JMD535
    @JMD535 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Guillermo piece was crazy! 🙂

  • @johnl5350
    @johnl5350 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I like that both Seth Meyers and Jimmy do the exact same "no you wont". I haven't check colbert yet but I'm betting on a hat trick

  • @healingasthmaacasestudy9851
    @healingasthmaacasestudy9851 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I wonder if him being fired was part of the Dominion settlement

    • @victoriadolton4762
      @victoriadolton4762 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought that too! Behind closed door agreement!

    • @jacklawer6389
      @jacklawer6389 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it was
      Non-disclosure agreement

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope. It's a sexual harassment suit by his former booker. She is accusing him of a hostile, misogynistic work environment.

  • @crystalshaw8744
    @crystalshaw8744 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    " No you won't "...😂😂😂😂

  • @borcemiovski
    @borcemiovski ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cmon Kimmel without Trump you would not have things to talk about,no job!

  • @wildblue0
    @wildblue0 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    You just know he's sitting at Mar a Lardo hate-watching all the late night shows.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually you don't know nothing

    • @Jan-zv7ze
      @Jan-zv7ze ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha love it! The BIGGEST LOSER is TRUMP!

    • @piratessalyx7871
      @piratessalyx7871 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope his GERD is really acting up....as well.

    • @Monika-mh2je
      @Monika-mh2je ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@danmcgriff1421you still here,hurting yourself ??? Everyday, why???

    • @CaptainGinyu
      @CaptainGinyu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      please take your medicine grandpa