Trump’s Stupid Idea to Arm Teachers, Fox News in Hot Water Over Election Fraud Claims & War on Woke
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- Donald Trump did something miraculous over the weekend and filed a financial disclosure report that includes earnings from his many ventures, Truth Social is the 10,953rd most visited site in the world, the huge defamation trial filed by Dominion Voting Systems against Fox News will start tomorrow and Fox is in a very difficult position, Trump spoke at a big NRA Convention in Indianapolis this weekend pushing his dumb ideas to arm teachers, he treated the NRAholes to one of his classic riffs on how you can’t use the N-word, a new edition of “Drunk Donald Trump,” Mike Pence took the stage at the NRA convention and will announce his intention to run for President by May, Joe Biden is fielding a primary challenge from Joe Exotic, Mike Lindell is focused on Ron DeSantis, Newsmax has some serious concerns about woke culture, and some companies are doing the exact opposite of trying to be more inclusive.
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Thank you so fuggin’ much for pointing out how low the ratings are for Truth Social! That made my night!
I really hope he sees this.
@@aileenburke4667 tipping my crown royal @ya. Cheers Aileen.
Low ratings? I knew Kimmel was going to fail
Like the ratings for his show are any better
@@mikeh6084 love trumps and his followers tears 😂😂😂😂
I went to a Catholic parochial school. The teachers, for the most part, were nuns. If they were armed, Sister James Carmel would have shot me 500 time during 3rd grade.
If nuns are packing, watch out 😮 particularly the nun that taught my third grade, she was already beating on kids and throwing are locker cloths around to name a few that has stuck with me 😅
LOL!!! I grew up in the time when nuns had wooden rulers and they did not hesitate to use them on kids.
Shame! Shame! Shame !
Those nuns were vicious enough with canes.
I have heard about him teachers! They don't need guns to keep discipline!
As a former career teacher, I have to say that if administrators or the Board would have told me to have a gun in the classroom, I would have quit on the spot. What a horrible idea! Dangerous idea!
Trump used the word willing.. "arm every willing teacher". Therefore, they would not have told you that you had to have a gun in the classroom.
The "willing" scares me just as much.
Reminds me of something I saw on the old All in the Family TV show. Archie said he had a plan that would stop all the airline hijackings. His solution? “Arm all the passengers”.
I hope they don’t settle. This country needs this trial.
trump's tiny little hands need some tiny little handcuffs 🤡👐
Dominion said they will not settle w/o a public apology made by FOX hosts and a their money. I heard FOX offered them 500k. 🙄
Yep. Fox News is just reaping what they sow at this point.
@@sweett2185 The case is going to trial. I guess Fox didn’t want to make a public apology
Oh let’s not even talk about the Liberal news channels and their list of lost lawsuits.
Trump for prison, 2024!
What crime 😈👈
Trump 2024🇺🇸✊
How do the same people who don't trust teachers to teach kids with books, want to arm those same teachers? 😑
Great comment!!
The team that creates this show is the best in late-night history. Every night the monologue has gut-busting humor. at the expense of soulless republicans. I love it.
7:41 Wow! This really brings back the memories. We actually -went- suffered through 4 years of this psychobabble non-stop. "Apartment stores", "big little everything". And some people want 4 more years of it.
I'm so mentally exhausted at this point.
Tell me, what good has happened in the last four years for america?
@jason ross - Well for starters, Trump was voted out of office......
@@jayr6666 Trump got VOTED OUT of office. Dear Lord and savior Trump, please save us all. Except for them, amen
@@dceplay that’s one of, if not the best thing that’s happened in our lifetime. Him getting indicted is another great day in American history.
Lol I was a high school teacher and some of those kids are lucky I wasn't armed.
😂 love it
My son's sentiments exactly. He was 7th grade math.
As if a teacher's job isn't hard enough, let's make them cops too! And they won't earn a dollar more. Just sad.
Jill M Got it. I for one have never shot a child who didn't need it! Elements of Conduct do require a completed checklist and fee. Thus fewer mistakes are made.
@@jasonsabbath6996 thats why this is a free country, you can choose to protect yourself and others or not its up to you, i dont need to get paid more for trying to save my life as well as others lives if your life is worth fighting for then you would do whatever it takes to save it
To be fair, if someone can run out of a building carying a 500 LB fridge on one sholder and a fur coat on the other, they should be allowed to keep it.
Kind of reminds me of where I used to live. 4th floor apartment. The front door had 3 locks. But I never locked the back door leading out to the patio. And someone told me once that I should always lock that door. I said why??? They said, what if someone climbed over my balcony and and like tried to steal my 62 inch tv or something. I said if they can get up to the 4th floor balcony, grab the VERY heavy tv and take it back over the balcony railing, they're very welcome to it.
I wont ever forget this episode. Guns to teachers, running with a fridge. Gosh! He is nuts!
It’s a crying shame that trial won’t be aired.
I know 😥😥
It would Simeoultaneously be HYSTERICAL and MASSIVELY Sad and Pathetic (not to mention an embarrassment to (much of) Society) to see God tryin' to talk in a Straight line in front of a judge.
The audio might be live-streamed though!!
@@drumbum3.142 Huh
@@Paulpoission
Strained thru the paintbrush of Picasso..
Most of the time when I hear Trump speak, I either face palm or shake my head. What I heard tonight made me do both. My ears are still ringing.
Worse than nail on a chalkboard! 😆
@@Gabbyness41 How about five nails on a chalkboard? Would that make your ears bleed?🤣🤣
@@Gabbyness41
The chalkboard, calling the nail back..
Or Visa Versa.. .
🤔
"He" also makes me Laugh Hysterically as well with his Masterful, Serpentine, Indecisive, Garbled Mush.. ...
A *VACUUM* Makes more sense.. .
@@drumbum3.142 And is actually more useful. Of course, his mind contains an almost perfect vacuum.
Every circus needs a clown.
Teachers are not paid enough to act as your childrens bodyguards. And you shouldn't expect or demand them to do so
Anyone doing a MS would now target teachers, can you imagine
My daughter works in public schools system I sure in hell don't want her to carry a gun. Teacher's are educator not police officer.
Exactly!! They didn't sign up for that and what if they aren't comfortable with guns or are terrified of them. I am! I'm an educator in Higher Ed and I am terrified of guns going off at the wrong time, a kid getting a hold of it etc. etc.
They should be allowed to. And honestly, where's the guards like others get? Are children not worth protecting in the same way? Nashville shooter could've broken in with a rock. What kind of security is that?
Dennis i just hope you don't take this stupid idea serious.
At Uvalde the parents had the bigger balls one of the moms is being charged for going in and rescuing her child because the cops were standing outside. And it gets so much worse from there right now
That lady was a heroin, bless her heart.♥️🙏✝️✌️😎
Too bad none of the teachers were armed, they could've saved many innocent kids lives.
@@brianwills4398 are you joking? In TN, the school there had staff with guns. No help at all.
@@brianwills4398 you’re really chugging that NRAa Kool-aid. The cops admitted on record that they did not want to go in because they were afraid of the automatic weapon that the killer had. That’s how well your “good guys with guns” theory works in the real world.
And a Border Patrol agent running past coward local cops to end the terror.
"He's got feet like a giant baby!"
He's got everything like a giant baby.. to hear Stormy tell it.
'Drunk DT' is just genius, pure and simple genius!
As a former teacher of 23 years, I can tell you right now, terrible idea. Not to mention, WHO IS PAYING FOR THAT? Teachers have to buy their own classroom supplies, but yea, the districts are gonna buy guns for them. DOMINION, DO NOT SETTLE!
As an European who once worked in the US as a college teacher, the sole idea of arming teachers makes me shiver. This is very very sick.
The Republicans never run out of bad ideas.
@@jackderipper2233 The SCOURGE of this nation, the GOP
Sounds like prison? This is seriously beyond messed up!
Why do you want ppl as helpless as possible in an emergency? the fbi has and cdc have both confirmed that 5 times as much crime is prevented per year by armed citizens and that 96% of the time a person is armed during an active shooter incident that stop the shooter.
@@thejman9388 Hmm…the “good guy with a gun” didn’t show up to prevent the last few mass shootings (the Christian school in Nashville, TN; the bank in Louisville, KY; the birthday party in Dadeville, AL; and so on). And those shootings occurred in states where open carry without permits is legal. Where are all of the “good guys with guns” you speak of?
I'm gonna be soooo pissed off if Dominion settles. Go to trial and destroy fox forever.
They will definitely settle, but it's going to cost them "biggly".😅
Not gonna happen since nearly all their programs are blowing msm out of the water.
If they could get Murdoch and his family thrown out of the country and made persona non grata for life - just a dream and a hope...
@@JustBob5150 any settlement will include Fox not accepting guilt probably
Fox should be held accountable for its actions . A billion dollar fine is not enough.
One of your best Jimmy! Actually laughing out loud at my kitchen table.
Getting massive Bueford T Justice vibes from drunk Donald 😂😂
In red States teachers are only allowed to teach the 3 R's, revolvers, rifles, and reloading😮
Very good. 👍
@@kika-ge5qr 😂
How sad
@@deniserodas6848 not as sad as putting a thumbs up and being the only one on your own comment
OMG the Drunk Donald Trump bit had me rolling! LOL!!!! You guys are the best!
Wish/hope there were more of those!
Jimmy provides just the right amount of levity to this crazy country.
How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads!
Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help?
So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices."
How about that idea?
The meat riding is crazy quit glazing
It is a terrible shame that the trial won't be broadcast.
And THIS guy had the nuclear codes !!
I KNOW!! TERRIFYING, isn't it??
I think you mean the 'N' codes.
There you go...
I don't know, Jimmy, arming teachers might make their contract negotiations pretty interesting. 🤔
And then it just takes one armed teacher to have a mental breakdown in school. Or even an argument between teacher and student to the point of pissing off the armed teacher. There are many instances where teachers went crazy or have a mental breakdown in class.
😂
I find it interesting. One teacher I know placed his gun on the desk during his 2nd week of teaching after being threatened by a student. He was an immigrant who taught child development at university and teachers College before teaching in New Jersey in the 80s. He proceeded to win many awards for teaching. Until I immigrated to North America I did not understand. North America does not have bad education systems. Just really bad students. Check out the immigrants who excel in every discipline while North Americans lose their ability to understand words
@@lovemoviesful2 Humor, try it sometime.
@Vercammen2 Oh I know, but I'm just pointing out the fact that even a teacher can turn into a mass murderer in the blink of an eye, or worse, student got a hold of their gun.
Love Jimmy. He’s great and gives great info.
Give guns to teachers in schools? Armed security guards would stop mass shooters? Really?
@@davidlaroche4537 You're right, instead of having a chance to neutralise the shooter, it's a way better idea to let him get as many killings as possible. What's your solution ret*rdet sherlock ?
@@davidlaroche4537 Yes why would it not stop a shooter or are you better off waiting for the cops?
Kind of a no brainer here wouldn't you think
@@davidlaroche4537 Armed bank security? Why have that? We should fire all of them and leave protection to the cops. CLEARLY that works out well. 🙄
From Johnny Carson to this in one generation!
Hard to believe people raise money for billionaires smh
Rubes
It’s crazy, right?
It’s called Trump’s tax break
American greed.
The rich get richer and the poor get poorer.
Love you Jimmy
Instead of laughing at Trump, we should be petrified by the fact that this guy is a messiah to a lot of Americans!
And the antichrist to the rest of us😮
He's fading away. His supporters are a dwindling minority.
Scary
We can do two things. The American People are quite the multitaskers.
We love and worship Trump.
This was my first experience with the drunk slowed bit and it was so much better than even I expected it could be! 😂
The NY "Running with a refrigerator on your back" marathon, has been rescheduled to June 16th because of the expected celebrations in the streets, once the new indictments are filed in court.
Duuha Bears, football team used to have a player named The Refrigerator.
@@dand3975 Oh Yeah, I hear he lost a lot of muscle weight, since his retirement. They call him 'mini bar', these days.
I would be impressed if someone ran out of a store carrying a refrigerator.
Andre the Giant, maybe.
Someone running out with a "big little everything" would be impressive too.
Not as much as I would be at someone running out a refrigerator carrying a store.
Sorry I’ll see my self out.
The only stealing I see is white women running out of Walmart with carts full of groceries. They usually abandon the cart and try running for their dodge charger in their pajamas, and flip flops..😂😂 I'm sure their MAGA'ts too.
The responsibility to defend schools from active shooters should NOT be put on the backs of teachers...
Mike Pillow better be thinking real hard about settling his own lawsuit with Dominion!!! 😂😂😂
“Rage Boner!” 😂😂😂😂
Love you, Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew! 🤗🩵🩵🩵
He didn't say he would pay them to now do 2 jobs! Teach and security!
How would 18 million cover the cost of having armed guards in every school? Can't afford to pay the teachers properly and now they want to add guns, ammo and guards.
Give teachers babysitter pay then multiply by the number of students in class then add security guard pay on top of that.
Lol; calling traitor Trump stupid is an insult to stupid people.
On the security guard status for teachers, it will be a negative time and a half on top of teaching salaries with no write-offs on guns and ammo purchases.
Thank God for Jimmy!
The Drunk Trump segment! More please!!
So surprised to see Trump's feet aren't cloven.
Photoshop
😂😂😂 brilliant
😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
Photoshopped like his inauguration.
@@tvdinner325 Was his inauguration photoshopped, to make the tiny crowd appear to be larger? 🤡
Today's monologue was great! Thanks 😂
That Drunk Trump was hysterical.
So great to start the week with Jimmy's show. Love It. Started slow, but got me rolling on the floor laughing.
Did no one catch the Newsmax guy saying:"there won't be enough people to feed everyone " 😮 Does he know Soylent Green was just a science fiction movie and not a documentary? Likely Florida educated.
Lol. Getting serious now. Wouldn’t it be sensible to allow immigrants to come to USA to do those jobs - like fruit and vegetable growing/picking etc. don’t bring more children in to the world when there are people from other countries wanting to do those jobs now.
@@leoniemillerl4487 yes. This use to be the Republican stance. Regan gave immigrants amnesty and Bush increased immigration from an average of 250,000 to 675,000 after passing his reform bill. On the other side: Clinton actually made it harder for immigrants to stay.
This country will never improve until they ban lobbyists and make corporate donations illegal. Until then, be happy being 23rd in personal, economic, and political freedom. 🍻
Probably he does not
Ikr?
Drunk tonald drump 😂
‘Drunk Donald Trump’ makes it all sound alright.
13:30 Lol, I have always loved saying "fish dicks" and nobody notices. The one bit of joy I got as a school teacher was reading the lunch menu to my class every Friday.
And when an armed teacher has a bad day
Even more shooter's
Then they will arm all students. 🤮
Is that why you don’t own a gun, because you might have a bad day?
Exactly !
@@HookLine48 We shouldn't have to own gun's. We shouldn't have to live that way!! Do you have a little turtle? Are you scared of everything? Is that why you own a gun?
I remember when Archie Bunker thought it was a good idea to stop the hijacking of planes by issuing each passenger a gun! 🤣
MR KIMMEL YOU TRULY ARE A FREAKIN RIOT ! THANK YOU !
FROM CANADA 🇨🇦
My daughter is a teacher. She says she will quit the day some of her fellow teachers are armed.
Things are tough enough without that, too. 😳
No teachers union will allow it…. The GOP knows it, Trump is just throwing out red meat for the gun huggers.
I saw a comedian who taught recently say if she received a school issue glock before pencils and other classroom necessities she was gonna use the glock to hold up a staples
bAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA coffee out my nose!
😂
Yes, I saw that video. What a brilliant take on this stupid idea.
Stupid, useless comment.
How f'd is Mike Lindell now that Fox settled with Dominion 😂😂😂
I would never allow my child in school with armed teachers. That is NOT an answer to.the problem. It's bad enough what our teachers must endure. Now we are going to tell them they need to carry guns? What a stupid idea!
It's amazing that his Adderall soaked brain can even force out words.
Saw this comment and thought I must be watching Dave Portnoy do a pizza review
Did he really just say "We're not gonna have enough people to feed everyone"!? 🤦😂
Huh?
Yep that's what he said....
Just had another thought....maybe that's why they want women to have more babies and not have abortions...they plan on using the babies as food for the rest of us!!😂😅😂😅
@@doviebruder1285 Sounds like a modest proposal
@@WhiteFangofWar I see what you did there Mr. Swifty
it’s like the episode of All in Family where Archie’s solution to plane hijackings was “arm all your passengers, you pass the guns out at the beginning and collect them at the end, case closed”. (of course this was meant to make Archie sound ignorant).
You're right Jimmy. Most people don't even know what woke means. But that doesn't stop most people from misusing the term.
running out of a store with a refrigerator sounds more like a Florida thing than a Chicago thing. 😂 apartment stores.. man. and they say Biden is unfit.
There was a whole segment on Newsmax about how unfit Biden is. The majority of it was Biden stuttering when he was trying to find his words. Biden has had a stutter his entire life. It was disgusting to watch and i was thinking there are magats out there watching this thinking it's real. I don't think Biden should run again but unless we get a really good strong Democratic candidate, he almost has to to beat the orange ogre...
BRUH!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joe isn't unfit? Lol
@@Dr.Acula76
President Biden was fit enough to throw the Barking Yam out of the White House. 🤷
@@Dr.Acula76 I saw Joe at SOTU, he clearly has more functioning braincells than the entirety of the republican members of the house combined.
"We're not gonna have enough people to feed people!" So then this means... no Soylent Green?
Yeah, that was the way my brain interpreted that line too.
Or no more "old people".
Wow, Max reporting is always so insightful and informative. I learn something new every time I watch his show.
I couldn't agree more, analysis of current events is always spot-on. he really knows how to break down complex issues and make them accessible to the average viewer.
Hey, did anyone catch up with the show part of the segment about Andrea Rodelyn Coppack? I'm really interested in learning more about her and how she can help people grow their investments.
Yes, I have heard of her. She is very well-known in the investment world and has helped many people achieve financial success
how to get in touch with Coppack? I'd love to schedule a call or meeting with her to learn more about her investment strategies.
melon You can search the web for her and schedule a call or meeting with her if you are in the US. She is definitely worth checking out if you want to improve your investment portfolio.
You have teaches that absolutely should not be in a classroom. Me and my spouse grew up together we went to the same schools. Really great area where everybody know everybody. The one thing that me and my spouse never repeated what many parents did back then, was take the word of a teacher over our children. There were absolutely teaches that had very big issues mentally. Teaches some of them many years later arrested losing their pensions. They should do background checks and mental stability on every teacher. We had great kids honor students, but our children know mom and dad always had their backs never would we allow our children to fear a teacher. And the teachers were very well aware of it we stayed very active with that education and very active in the school. Starting with PTA then getting on the board of the PTA volunteering constantly so they know who you are and who your children are. You have teaches and it's very sad for the child but they don't connect and that child either act's out or becomes depressed low confidence. There was a story not too long ago third grade the teacher had some kind of a breakdown and they found the teacher in a coat closet! Give teachers a gun? No way. Fight to get the schools secured like you would secure your home.. because of what is going on School should be like Fort Knox. Talk about kids having anxiety because they had to wear masks is ridiculous. These children go to school knowing these shootings are happening constantly I can't even imagine. Many parents are taking their kids out of these dangerous environments because now teachers who have had it opened up K through 12 ..online.. in your own neighborhoods teachers who are getting permits doing construction on house and teaching your children right out of their homes.. care about the safety look into all the options. And that governor in Florida because of the smart teaches that got out unqualified people going in the classroom to teach your children. Not a chance keep your children safe👦👧👨👩👫👪👬👭🙏🙏🙏
This is why I think compulsory law for schools should be questioned
I had an algebra teacher once get so pissed at a student that when she kicked them out of the room, she broke the glass in the door after slamming it behind them.
Yeah, we really need teachers being armed. Nothing says safe like an underpaid, overstressed teacher with a gun.
I had a teacher who would regularly leave class to go do something in the hall. Some of my classmates said he had a little anger management paper that he would repreat to calm himself, and a few years later, we had a teacher who literally told us we were the reason she was quitting
My daughter had a reacher take off her shoes and throw them at her! Nothing about being a teacher or student is safe.
remember the nuns?
I had a teacher in high school and then a different teacher in college decades ago before I knew what dementia looked like that clearly had dementia. They definitely seemed past the early stages. Unfortunately my stepdad taught us all about what it looked like as well as all the support groups we joined. It takes lots of testing to get that diagnosis but my gut says they had dementia after living through it with my stepdad.
My fear is you are putting the problem at the issue. A teacher will leave one out and a kid will get it.
"...big little everything" wtf?
Should be called “Jimmy Kimmel Live Featuring Donald Trump”
It's tough to find a new spin on the fish d*cks joke. Nicely done.
"We aren't going to have enough people to feed everyone"
Soleyn Green is basically grandma's recipe.
Newsmax are a bunch of cannibals - go figure
The “blankrupt” joke and Mr Paul’s CIS Gender Fish Sticks were hilarious jokes.
Sure. And many fish actually do change sex.
Please do more of the drunk dummy,funny as hell !!!
I sure like listening to Kimmel!!!!
It's obvious that the man dripping sweat off his lip from simply talking while leaning on a podium doesn't like the word rigorous.
Omg!! That made me REALLY LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!!😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
Who carries a fridge like that? The hulk?
"He was a huge green man, came to me , tears in his eyes. he said Sir..."
That just cracks me UP, every time I hear it. How EVERYONE, just bows and scrapes to him!!! "Sir, Sir......." 😂😂😂😂
It was a most beautiful fridge.
Not enough people to feed people? 😮
As a former grade school teacher, I will just point out that in order for teachers to keep kids from getting their hands on the class handgun, they would have to lock them up well enough that if a gunman showed up, they wouldn't be able to get at the gun. That's if teachers should have to carry guns, which isn't their job. At all. As for those few teachers who want to do this: One teacher who brought a concealed carry gun to school in Utah shot the toilet in the faculty bathroom, injuring herself with the shards.
"Everywhere I go, these big.. like you wouldn't believe.. tough teachers, tears pouring down their faces, say" Sir.. Sir.. please give us guns! "
Well, you KNOW it's got to be the truth!! The Angry Tangerine would NEVER say it, if it weren't true!!
If Dominion settles, I hope that they do so with the stipulation that there is no non-disclosure agreement and Dominion makes public all facts pertinent to the case!
That would be sweet.
That's NOT going to happen. Just being real
Spoilers the trial started and they will not settle. For now.
@@Logan_Zimmerman aged like milk
@@wombattakat yep you got me on that one.
Omg!! I Love! Jimmey Kimmel! Best Comedian Ever!😅
Did he say were "not going to have enough people to feed the old people" as if we're gonna be eating "people"? "Solyent green IS people!!!!"
The Defendant's stupid idea to arm teachers is one he's had before.
That is because you are not a smart person but someone who just parrots what others tell you to parrot.
The defendant 😂. Really good one
but its new to him because he has a bunch of yes men and women that will tell him ,"Uhhhh you came up with one already boss!" lol
The defendant has such gooder ideas! 😂
Jimmy had the REAL solution: arm the KIDS!!! 🤣 I guess we shouldn't give them any ideas though.
I didn't know that Best Buy now needs to keep the refrigerators behind the counter to prevent shoplifting. I learn something new every day.
Best late night show 😅
You think 😆
Good analogy with the glove
'There won't be enough people to feed other people.' that's not how food works buddy.
I’m thinking they want to save all of of the aborted fetuses (from being aborted) to be farm workers
It's ok he covered all the trigger words to keep his frothing maga zombies drooling.
You think postal workers go postal, wait till the idiom becomes, “He went teacher on them.”
Well done Kimmel! Hilarious🤣
02:23 Love the data usage @JimmyKimmelLive
Why would you zoom in on his feet? I was eating!
Sold 6 million dollars worth of NFT's, and they're now worth about 6 dollars.
Still $6 too much, imo.
I can't believe the rubes that purchased those pieces of junk
Lol the prosecutor was dying. I would have needed to turn away from the camera.😂😂
I am so glad I get to watch you because I laugh so hard I begin to cry. Just like the people in the courthouse are crying for Trump. You make my day so much funnier.
Yes, you mean the ones who were crying, and saying, "Sir, Sir, we're Sorry, Sir. We WISH, Sir, we didn't have to do this, Sir..........
😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂
@Broken Angel you know they called bs on that, right?
I have a team member who works for me who is considering home schooling her kids because of all the Republican and NRA supported massacres. But also because they just did a lockdown drill whereas they allegedly handed (or directed him to wield) a pair of scissors, to protect himself. Against a gun. Wtf? He’s in the 2nd grade.
“Republican and NRA supported massacres”
Demonizing the opposing side for having different views about how to fix these shootings is dangerous rhetoric to have.
@@colscott5016 That's a fair point
Those blunt-nosed scissors will do a lot of damage...NOT!
@@colscott5016 Different views? Are you smoking that blue meth again? The GOP has no solutions to offer for the American gun problem and blocks any solid ideas. You think that is just "a different view?" Try to think before commenting.
@@colscott5016 giving guns to teachers, posting armed guards at schools, and blaming massacres on side doors that weren’t locked, is the exact dangerous rhetoric that can be absolved thru red flag laws, more rigorous background checks, abolishing these non-sensical no permit concealed carry laws, and banning assault rifles.
Let’s address these no permit CC laws first. Think of all the places where anyone would legally be allowed to conceal and carry a weapon….and then let’s look at all the massacres of children (not to diminish the lives of adults). How many citizens are just CCing weapons into schools? Probably very few because it’s just drop the kid off, pick the kid up. Leave. In and out in 5 minutes at most. These CC laws are more for adult everyday use. Restaurants, in your car traveling, grocery shopping, exercising at the park. And where are the shootings happening? Sure everywhere, but the massacres are happening in schools.
One hundred percent Atlantic cod?! Oh, Jimmy! What you don't know! Here on the East Coast we have not
seen that in YEARS!!! It all got fished out. Frozen fish product. Do you REALLY want to know where it comes from?!
As a visiting nurse, I went to a lot of senior buildings, all the doors were locked , at front door, There was an intercom system you had to buzz in, and you did not get in unless they knew who you were and why you were there. I’m not really sure why the schools cannot do this, And addition to that why can’t the classrooms all just have a lock on the door for extra security. Has no one thought of this? If all the senior buildings have intercom‘s and lock the doors, they are all safe. Why can’t we do it with our children in the schools. All anyone does is talk about guns, guns, guns, arming the teachers, security cops at every entrance. Why not just a locked school with an intercom system no one enters unless someone knows who they are or where they are there.
The 5-time draft dodger hellbent on putting firearms in teachers’ hands…
But doesn't trust them enough to teach Rosa Parks or mention slavery. The Con is an idiot
he is just repeating what was prepared for him from his handlers he is too Fng stupid to have ideas of his own that dont involve him getting more money . The real evil creeps are his programmers that use him for their agenda .
😂 Joe Biden, the lifeguard, the football player, the guy that jogged around with Obama, also got 5 deferments.
But Joe was actually in a school unlike trump.
@@MrStaybrown Do some research man. Trump got 4 student draft deferments while an undergraduate at the Wharton school. Both of them also received the "1-Y" classification. Joe got it for asthma as a kid, Trump got it for bone spurs.
Trump is the one guy that will unite the Democrats and independents and GenZ and normal Republicans to vote against him. 😂😂😂😂😂
His supporters don’t believe in independent voters. To them, if you don’t support Trump, you’re either a “democRat” or a “RINO”.
Yep, I am an independent (used to be Retardican) and I will never vote for the current dip-s*** Retardican party ever again (unless they completely clean house and become sane again, which is highly unlikely).
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We need Trump back to unfuck this country from Joe Biden
@@alysiareid6659 No he is going to win and Make America Great Again!