SCAMELLA STRIKES AGAIN!!! (Zoella's worst career move yet)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ต.ค. 2018
- This video is about Zoella also known as Zoe Sugg who has made 3 books already (Girl Online), an advent calndar, took part in Hello World and now made this book - Cordially Invited. It's a mess sis.
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Zoella: How to stay hydrated
1. Grab a glass of water (or any other beverage)
2. Bring the beverage up to your mouth. Make sure not to spill your drink, it can get pretty messy. ;)
3. Pour the beverage into your mouth slowly. Don't chug because you might choke.
4. Enjoy your beverage and make the best out of that thirst quenching experience. :D
me trying to hit that word count
LMFAO
Sonia Louise Teh lol 😂
Oh just shit up
How do I _grab_ a glass of water...? Please help me out here.
at least we know zoella cares about the environment by how much she recycles her old ideas...
Jillian Liguori XD! Ikr!
Anna oup-
and i oop-
I don't think toxic trash to should try to recycle. So she herself is a trash.
Jillian Liguori god i love this joke XD
step 1: think about what u wanna write
step 2: write it
*Sis*
Dally White ikr
How does she not feel ashamed of herself at this point?
*sis*
English teachers before they set you off with a creative writing task
This book is me, when I have to write an 20 page essay.
a* 20 page essat
DING DING GARFUDDLE - HELENA a *essay. If you’re going to be a grammar nazi at least spell check your correction.
This book is my -250 brain cells during a maths exam
I'd learn more from your essay, though
but atleast it isnt 20 pounds!
Sandwich making instructions not clear: phone stuck in toaster.
😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOOO
Same sis got my bread stuck to the ceiling :(
Becky Bee #relatable
try turning it on and off again maybe?
this book would be perfect for someone who is new to earth
Exactly lmao
Hahahaha
How to blend as an earthien when you are from Mars
I had a Disney princess book about having parties and it was legitimately more useful than her's
I had the same book omgggg. it was lowkey so good.
I had that book too! It was so great, (And so much better than Zoellas)
I had a petshop book and my mom still uses it because she liked the cookies recipe
Was it with Ariel, Aurora and.. Cinderella? I remember a book about parties with a few Disney short stories
Chamallow why are there cookie recipes in a pet shop book
thank god she taught me how to eat my cereal. I havent eaten breakfast in two months cause i didnt know how. Life saver😩😍🤙🏻
I choked OMG sjdjsjssk
your name ohmygod!!!
Crush's Cereal I really hope this is a joke! XD!
😂😂😂
Queen Avery it obviously is
Zoella's next book:
*teaching you how to BrEaTh*
IKR
with 500 pages lmaoooo
anna leesa21 wait i actually need advice for that. because anxiety.
liana k , to energize breathe faster. To calm down, breathe slow. There you go! Give me a book deal.
Kari Tacoma ah, thank you. i’m transferring 20 pounds to your bank account as we speak. :)
ZOELLA DID NOT JUST PUBLISH HER GROCERY LIST IN A BOOK
Iconic
Weakkk
Elizabeth Espinoza u
Spill
The
Tea
Sis
LMAO YOU SENT MEEE
I love that chalkboard section.
Step 1: get a chalkboard
Step 2: write on the chalkboard
CONGRATULATIONS YOU WROTE ON YOUR CHALKBOARD YOU ABSOLUTE GENIUS
TeaLeaves XD ikr
I wish she had been more specific because I am still so confused
you forgot the "think about what to write" step
Alayna Ahmad 😂😂😂
@@juliafranks9871 ikr
You know what I love more than British people?
*Sarcastic, sassy British people*
You and Tom Harlock are my spirit animals ♥
Literally everyone is sarcastic and ‘sassy’ here so don’t get surprised lol
YES
WhenyoulovemultipleKgroups wait... I just noticed her British accent! I am fucking deaf!
Queen Avery lol
@@MH-ub8wg mate I can promise you we all not classy, accents up north are chavy as fuck
*Sis literally pulled a whole "I need to hit the word count for this essay" but on a 250 page book.*
Edit: Tbh it's a mood, but also a big no.
It's alright doing that when you're a sleep-deprived student just trying a pass a class, but it's not alright when you're a famous millionaire trying to get money off of a young and impressionable fanbase.
Issa mood but we dont sell our 3am coffee driven essays for 20£
I didn’t think this was “that bad” until it got to the chalk board sign lmfao
Katie Ratsch same lol
Katie Ratsch irrelevant but i love ur pfp ugh
Katie Ratsch what’s wrong with it 😫
Katie Ratsch MICHAEL LANGDON
myra monster kiiiiing ahhh
Actual footage of my teacher reviewing my essay
Yuki r1n that just gave me a whole new perspective
Love your display picture
This book seems to be made for aliens... Alien 101: How to host a human party.🤦🏾♀️
Zena van Heningen best comment
@@elianaermina5158 zena von heningen kinda stole that from featherqueen31...if you scroll down a bit you'll see what I mean...just saying
This book is for aliens trying to fit in.
No it’s the proper way of welcoming your guests and making them feel at home
Megan ??
Megan If you don’t have any people skills whatsoever and have never seen another human being before... then yes.
best comment ever
😂😂😂😂😂
I genuinely don't think she's trying to scam people, she genuinely believes this is what people want to read because she's so out of touch with reality.
But everyone has a pantry with their baking supplies in mason jars and multiple spare rooms for their guests with 45 different seasonal options for bed sheets right? ..... Right?!
Dougal dear god she’s dumb
Dougal exactly people keep saying oh she is scamming us well maybe she isn’t doing it in purpose
Yeah, I think she just doesn’t realise. She just seems like she’s really bored with the life she has and is doing stuff to fill the time she has. It’s like she’s fallen out of love with TH-cam and doesn’t know what to do with herself. Doesn’t seems like she’s doing it on purpose?
Well I think her life is not interesting at all, so she has no tools to write a book. I mean she has no career, she doesent want to take risks so no opinions on any controversial matters, she just goes as basic as a woman can be I guess... she is not opening to her fans and that is the problem I believe
left right, left right, left right, and yOu'Re oN a WaLk!1! i'm deceased
PHIL
"and we thought we were 50 cent"
Lmao
instead of burning the book you should just make a garland out of it lol
i think zoella would be proud 😂
Oh and maybe you should make a video for that, just in case her fans still don't know how to make them - the instructions still could be too hard to understand :D
How to achieve anything you want:
Step 1: Decide what you want to achieve.
Step 2: Achieve it.
zoella logic is flawless 😂
I’m getting so annoyed thinking of all the wasted paper/trees for this, and for £20!!!! She better be donating money towards growing those trees back smh
Sophie P you need more likes this is something funny 😂
Lmaooo true
She still cares about the enviroment! Look at how she recycles ideas!
She be using all that money on her primark clothing hauls 🤡🤡
Yeah, how about 20 million?
"you take bread.... and you take ingredients you like with bread...
Boom sandwich"
I love you. Subscribed
so sis literally made a whole book of just lists?????? I’m screaming that’s iconic honestly scam of the year
i can't- she literally made "write on the chalkboard" a step
kpop stuff armyyyy :DD
armyyyy
lol 😂
Hey it’s a _rlly_ important step!! what if her fans don’t know how to write on a chalkboard?! 😱 Then they’ll be confused and mess up the whole process just because she didn’t specify that they needed to write on the chalkboard. Illiteracy is no joke these days!!! 😤 (btw great pfp)
It’s for the people with the lower IQ’s 🙌🏻
Tbh this book has the content you'd expect to be in a decorative book, The ones that you put on coffee tables. Coffee table books usually have boring topics and make pretty much no sense because they aren't meant to be opened. That's what this book reminds me of.
But this book also isn't that eye catching. The only thing this book is good for is firewood. And even then you have to tear out the pages since it's hard back! Smh what a waste of trees, the Earth is truly quaking.
Natalie Johnson LMAOOO
Zoella is me when the teacher says I have to reach 1000 words but I've only got 200
Wow this is a lot of likes
Daisy Tucker mood
1. Go to the bathroom.
2. Shit.
3. Wipe your butt.
4. This is totally up to you but you can wash your hands with soap.
Literally.
adriana Don’t forget to pull your trousers down and up after !
adriana you forgot step 4: flush
Zoella forgot to write a book so it’s okay.
But that's not all for the bathroom season yet! Next up, how to take a (relaxing) bath!
I'd rather that last one be _not_ totally up to ypu
It sounds like she was a highschooler who was given an assignment and did the BARE minimum
Me
meanwhile there are good writers out there who deserve a publishing deal but can't get a good one because they aren't well known :)))))
she sounds like me ffs seriously im a bad example and shes unknowingly following my footsteps
Wait till they are well known too. They will be hated by a group of people as well. The more famous you are, the more haters you get. So please stop complaining already.
video idea: *make a garland out of the pages from the book*
For anyone saying 'she spent money, so she supported her' she spent money so we don't have to and she probs got it on ebay with 50% off😂
Zoella and/or the publisher still profits...
Put as many ads on this video you want because I need you to get your money back lmfao
sick queen yura
Omg lmaooo
LMAOOO
sick
I love this sm 😂
I am crying she actually told her fans how to write on a chalkboard wtf?
Rosie Carlile ikr
I love how she felt the need to elaborate on the different types of honey, fruits, and nuts lmao
“girl... gone wild” ahahahah i died
Remember when British TH-camrs were the shit
yeah and now theyre shit
Their content and they themselves are still stuck on 2014 + the scammery and finnessity
Oof offensive much, Daz Black isn't that bad and LDshadowlady or the Scottish TH-camr lee who made Scottish Peppa pig n Scottish disney and all that
Kiwi
He’s an exception.
Now it’s Korean beauty and lifestyle vloggers 👀🤪
Honestly, you guys deserve this. You asked her to not use a ghost writer and this time she didn't 😂😂😂
i wish she had used a ghostwriter because this is awful 😂😂
I think she just needs to stay away from books in general. I mean, Christmas is coming. Oh wait...
Most people expect some writing talent from someone who is selling books...so not really, she’s just outed herself as being a crap writer.
LOL
Hahaha damn.
Perfect for people who has a brain size of an amoeba
I worked in the publishing industry and let me tell you, getting a book in the bestseller's list is as easy as pie. It's all about when to release a book, how you categorize it and how many books you sell at a certain time and date. It's not about selling a ton of books but rather gaming the system.
And how much pull your publisher has.
this entire book is the embodiment of when you need to reach the word count on your essay jfc
Lol.. This comment made my day
Ahahaha I literally commented that 😂👌👌
Hahaha!
lmaaaaaaaaaao 💀
My Master‘s Thesis at the moment 😂😂 I laughed harder then a I should
I saw her commenting back on a Instagram comment asking if she had this book ghost written too. And she said " I wrote every single word".
Sis maybe you should get in touch with that Ghost Writer again 😂
i would be embarrassed to admit that i wrote it 😂😂
@@AngelikaOles Thanks for doing this video, if you can save one mindless Zoella fan from buying this book, you've done a real service to them 😅
Yiiiikkkeeesss 😂😂😂
Lol
yes all 100 words, very good Zoella. Impressive. ahahaha
"and put them around our necks like idiots and we thought we were 50 cent" im crying LMAO
i lost it when she started reading the grocery list HAHAHA
That book is me trying to write an essay when I've only got 100 words (max) to say
Thank you for wasting your money on that book for us
Yes hahaha
@@chloehart3169 umm, in the video she said that she wasted her money on the book, that's why I said that. Also I didn't expect her to buy the book, she didn't have to as far as I'm concerned and I never implied that I expected her to buy anything for us. I think that you're reading too much into my comment
Chloe Hart You got the same name as me 😂😂
😂😂🙌🏼
Ur really pretty
*_zoella this aint it sis....._*
*_i used to be such a big supporter and then I bought one of her books.... AND OH SIS_*
lmao same I used to be her fan too.. and believed how much she "works very hard"
Silly little me bought all her 'girl online' books thinking I was supporting her.Fucking trash.
I still like her vlogs, they're chill. but her books were always horrible even as a 13 years old I couldn't finish one book😞😅😂
“The hints are for a child”
Don’t insult children like that...
ok fine. the hints are actually reminders to herself
I dont care for people bashing other people's work and accomplishment but when you started listing the cereal party ingredients I died. My girl had a word limit to meet...she did what she had to do 😂
R Mo bet her next book is gonna be “how to hit a word limit 101”
14:15 hahahahahha
Wait so you’re telling me that people STILL watch/support Zoella? Thought we left her back in 2014
Davely Gomez nah man she still gets at least 1mil per vid
me too😂😂
why?😂
What happened in 2014?
@@keeram4363
that was the last time she was relevant
Sponge bob's book "Plan your own party kit" was 1000 times better darling. ZoEllA juST StOp
Wow I cant believe she even out that out. 0 effort. Like the chalkboard one she could have bought a piece of wood and chalkboard pain to make her own chalkboard but she literally buys a chalkboard and chalk and that's it lmao
you put more effort into this video than zoella did for her book
Fucking hater
Wow cause your videos are so much more effort 😑🙄
Sunshine Star i was saying zoella put no effort into her book, not hating on the video
For real tho
Honestly why are some of you guys complaining she's just saying the truth.
1. Buy a chalkboard
2. Decide what you want to write on it
3. Write it
Definitely worth £20 just for that pro tip
😂
Lecari
Yes, I learnt something today...When I buy a chalkboard and chalk, I must decide what to write. What a revelation!
Thanks Zoella!!!
It's called a blackboard not chalkboard
Blackboard and chalkboard are both correct, actually - you can use both interchangeably :) Not all blackboards are black, some are green... hence 'chalkboard'.
Sophie1985 Are you serious?
I love that you actually research before you talk about a topic and don’t just say random bashful things.
Awesome video and amazing research about the topic
Just discovered you and I am definitely subscribing.
You do know bashful means shy right?
@@joewhite4456 I think it's either "Bashing things" or "Bashful" means "Embarrassing"
More than 2 years later and this remains the most iconic video on all of TH-cam
Angelika turning that dusty cereal party into slam poetry I am living
*i hope she sees this*
Trust meee
Oh yeah...she will! 😉
Liberty Spencer that is really disrespectful. I understand that you are not a fan of hers , but you shouldn’t joke about panick attacks.
Liberty Spencer she just really cares and wants everything to be perfect, she sets her aims too high and when she can’t accomplish them she feels like she didn’t do enough . And all these hate comments doesn’t help.
@@unaplesa9588 hi Zoella
Thank GOD she had a section about taking a walk. I have been like Grandpa Joe in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for the last 3 months and this book was the Golden Ticket! I just sprang right up and put one foot in front of the other. Thank you so much for sharing!!
Now, is there a sequel about how to put on pants and shoes? Asking for a friend who recently learned how to walk and is 2 km from her home...
I've been looking for a book for my alien friends that explains how to be human! Making a sandwich! Please zoella, save me the issue of putting bread and ingredients togethter, so my alien friends wont have to bare my explanation!!
Sis is prepared with all those tabs, colour coded, tea spill, I’ll buckle up for a good video
Megan Burrows first a bullet journal... NOW COLOUR CODED TABS
Why?? Omg has this girl nothing better to do than dissect other people’s jobs and lives?? She should get a life, go work... or idk study! people are free to do whatever they want so there’s really no point of her judging her... It’s actually ridiculous 😭😂😂😂
Pstvt got her 1 million views though sis
sis did her research 👏 she had her receipts ready
The 46 dislikes on this video are from Zoella's 46 remaining fans. Can we PLEASE note that she is singlehandedly responsible for ruining the 'rose gold' thing too?
When Angelika said “sis really did something... ugh,, her mind” I really snapped HHAHAH
she really told us how to glue some paper together
“These are all the mistakes” points at 3456 post it notes
With a title such as “cordially invited” I would have expected detailed recipes with specifications on how many people the dish will serve, tips on what drinks to serve with what food, how to set the table properly and in the decoration section maybe how to make table decorations such as center pieces, flower arrangements etc... - this book is just random Pinterest articles thrown into a book
EXACTLY OMG 😭😭
that makes too much sense for sister zoella
@@icravedeath7607 sister zoella is too much of an intellectual for that
Victoria T honestly write that book and i will buy it like that sounds genuinely brilliant haha
Stop it, you're giving me standards
This is weird... I started staying "sis" just as a phrase today, for some reason, I don't know why... Then I'm recommended this video, of a girl who always says sis...
My phone listens to me...
*SiS*
No it isn't. I'm 5 months into the future, and everyone says sis
Yesterday my mum and I were talking about this little company that sells sowing machines and whatdya know? Had an ad from that company, never seen it before, a couple of hours later.
@@DanSwerdlove-wb5jl did you have your phone on you? I'm not sure about yours but the original comment seems like a coincidence
Jesus Christ Mmm, I got that with backpacks- I was talking about specifically satchel type backpacks and suddenly my instagram was full of those adverts lmao
It's like 5 minute crafts in a book
the chalkboard steps have me dead lmao step 1 figure out what u want to write step 2 WRITE IT LMAO
i mean at least she actually wrote this one
You can tell she did write this one, and also suddenly you understand why she didn't write the other lmao
Catherine Cane lmao so true
Oh shit!😂
All she had to do was copy and paste past recipes lol 😂😂
LoneLuna well, the pages that actually HAVE text on them, yeah.
If being basic was a book
the fact that there’s so much words on each page to describe how to do it💀💀
a cereal party ...
sis is a damn _serial scammer_
i didn’t skip any of the ads because u really need your £20 back. what a rip off lmao
thank you 😭😭😭😂
Done the same thing 😂
Wait? They get more if I don’t skip?? 😳
I’m so stupid!
Ella Trix this is hilarious 😂😆 #GetAngelikaHer20Back
I love this comment 😂
Lmao, she did a rap in cereal segment. I stan!
“this book is for people with five brain cells” OMG IM DYING 😂🤣🤣😂
I don’t know why this was suggested, but I freaking lost it at the cereal party. 😂
Who even are you 🤗
Same... IDK how I got here but I’m not mad. 🤣
SAME...but I’m digging it! 😂
"its not my fault she's a walking mess"
Big mood
True
phat mood
HAHA I can't help laughing at the cereal party part
I think I enjoyed watching you get frustrated & drag her more than I care to admit. I love you already LMAOOO
It's great to see a quality female commentary channel
"I love being a hostess" I've literally never seen any footage of more than three people (being her brother, Alfie's sister and her bf, or idk her parents) at her house in any festive occasion whatsoever.
This isn't true at all. She just hosted her brothers bday last month. Her book is literally pictures of all her gatherings.
lea michaelis then again she kept herself isolated in her millionaire house for the last 5 years, having a bday party doesn’t make up for that and doesn’t give her credit enough to make a book about it, not even a shitty one
What about tanya
Unless she's updated her hostess skills in the last year or so, she never even does *any* of this for her parties, like she literally buys loads of food and giant cakes from bakeries and caterers lol
@meaningless mess that's not called hosting that's inviting your friends over because you need to put content on your channel bec youre a fucking boring mess.
I know more about hostessing than she does and i dont even host.
Sounds more like a "how to for dummies" type of book🤷🏾♀️
the cereal party sounds boring AF
As a 20-something moron, I can't wait to get this book so I can learn how to go on walks and invite my friends over to eat cereal!
MissInformed10 I checked the page of that because I wanted to do it. She forgot to mention the milk separately, now we're eating dry cereals....
Edit:
Damn it. I thought this was a joke, but she seriously wrote that down. Fuck my life, I can't even. I just can't.
People commenting "why'd you buy the book just to bash it" clearly don't understand the concept of something called, oh what's the word, oh right...A REVIEW.
LOL so true!
Jamie Caldwell 😂😂😂🤣🙏🏼
You do realize it's a best seller because Zoe has millions of fans that'll buy ANYTHING she releases, regardless of if it's good or not, right? Being a best seller doesn't equal being a quality book. And you're right, everyone is different. Which means that Angelika can say and do whatever she wants on her own channel. If she doesn't like the book, she has the right to explain why. If she doesn't like Zoe or her actions, she can say that too. At the end of the day, she is entitled to her own opinion, as are you, but if you don't agree with it, instead of calling her sad and lonely, you can click off of the video and find content you do actually agree with and enjoy.
@@jamiecaldwell35 I was about the comment the same thing you did.
Marcell Lombaard interestingly enough one can buck the system and get on the New York Times best sellers list. A girl bought tons of copies of her own book to make it a best seller and then she got caught.
You look like Sophie Turner omg
I'd like to congratulate Zoella. I'm guessing she wrote this book the night before the deadline. She must have stayed up that night too. What a Queen!
i do that w college essays but none are as big brained as this.
"how to write a card: step 1: put your shoes on, step 2: make sure you wear a hat if its windy outside. step 3: walk to the nearest shop. 4. look at the cards. if its someones birthday, pick out a birthday card. step 5. find a pen, you can use black, or blue ink. step 6. make sure you sign your name so the person knows who its from. step 7 go to a post office. step 8. post the card." i feel like thats what this entire book is and its INSANE
You didnt specify to pay for the card. If you dont list that, I am afraid her fans will just walk out with it because it was left unsaid
you could use gel pens if you’re feeling fancy- there are light reds, dark reds, light oranges, dark oranges, light yellows, dark yellows, light greens, dark greens, light blues, dark blues, light purples, dark purples, light pinks and dark pinks to choose from! you could also write their name with each letter being a different colour! you could have many different combinations, like yellows and oranges and reds or you could go back to basics and use the primary colours (red, blue and yellow)- see my page on the colour wheel where i explain how to mix colours!
Leona Caran IM CRYINGSGSGSB
LMFAO💀💀💀💀💀
And that’s how you make an entire book with no effort when it could be get a card write in it and give it to someone but it needs to go forever because that’s how you scam people and make money
That book is literally a Pinterest board of an 8 year old
lmao
Thank the LORD that Zoella taught me how to walk!! I TOTALLY forgot!!!! What a QuUEeNN!!!👑👑👑
Our lord and savior zoella has created a bible
CoRdiAlLy iNvIted
I don't think these youtubers understand how the life of a normal person is. We have jobs! No one's sitting at home every season wondering what to do, go on a walk or fly a kite?! Most of us reach home, barely manage to make dinner, cry about not having 48-hour days and wonder how to get more than 5 hours of sleep.
Amen sis!
FOR REAL!!
Sreoshee Rafiq agreed, on my last job (learning engagement centre withs kids) I worked 47 hours a week and couldn’t find time to read before going to bed... but honestly she could use her book to make a comic show because it is surely hilarious.
reminds me of those self-care threads on twitter lol
how to clear your skin!!1!11
- drink water
- take a walk
thats it you got clear skin
ikr
Anne Müller haha! Too good
😂😂👏👏
For real, though! I get so unreasonably annoyed by those dumbass threads whenever I see them 😂😂
my thoughts exactly!!
11:00 GET A CHALKBOARD ABD WRITE ON IT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 :OFC UR GONNA DO DAT I CANT BELIEVE I WAS A FAN OF ZOE MANN
😂😂😭 you went tf off
This book is just all the things your mum told you when you were 5.
I wouuld actually buy that book. That would be some funny shit.
A book of things moms have told you would probably do really well. Moms say some sketchy stuff when you're growing up 😁
Must buy 😂
This book is hella disorganised. How is sis naming her book ‘cordially invited’ and then telling us to spring clean and restock the pantry? What does that have to do with being a hostess??
She wrote this book like how I write my essays with a 1,000 word goal
Zoe Suggs:
“Workplace Tidings”
A book about how to be professional in the workplace