@@branon6565 she was born in 1988, she's only 31, her films were made between 2007 and 2010. In 1998 she was ten years old and if she was in porn that year, it'd be illegal and child abuse.
@acefjom Even in blind surveys, people lie. It is actually easier to lie in a blind survey. You can answer the questions in a way that makes you the person you want to be rather than the person you are. Also, "probably" and "I doubt" are your own assumptions and not valid arguments. Admittedly, my original comment was not a valid argument either, but I was not trying to frame it as something to be taken seriously.
@acefjom What? Yes, you were trying to defend a claim. You were trying to defend the 33% claim by making the claim that it was "probably" a blind survey, implying it was more accurate or credible.
@@pho3nixinflight Everytime i have sex... I have thoughts like. "Does she even wanna do this", "is she enjoying this" so yeah Her jokes hit a little too close to home 😂😂😂
@JustJay I agree with all of those things, and if that is why people like The Joker there are much better film's that touch on this subject for sure, because The Joker was actually pretty terrible. He bashed a guys head in for basically no reason. I still like the film, and enjoyed the ending, but it's not near as intelligent as people make it out to be. Watch "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas, or hell even "The Cable Guy" with Jim Carrey is a better example of society making someone into a monster in my opinion. I can give more examples, but those were off the top of my head
Recommended to you by a fan of Whitney Cummings. Who I also really enjoy. You are the 2nd female comic I enjoy and find funny. I plan to start watching more. You rock!!!! So funny it makes me want to just want to clean your tank!!! Between the both of you I have been laughing non stop for almost 2 days now. And I am getting old. So.....>Man...I hope no heart attack. but If so......worth!!!
You mean comedians who joke like comedians? Some are sophisticated and some are not. Sex has nothing to do with it and so claiming a certain genre of comedy comes from misogyny is a manipulation based on the premise that men and women are not equal. Technically its true, the basic sociology of human kind revolves solely around the desires of the female. You are incredibly sexist and offensive.
Why do all these women just do edgy sex comedy? It sucks when male comics do it too but it seems so common nowadays for women to have constant sex jokes. Very lame imo. Get better material
Ugh, nikki sucks and has only one subject, amy at least branches out and talks about more than sex and her vagina, not much else but she's at least better
Wtf no one in the crowd woo'd for Sasha Grey, I was the only one lol.
Chris Maciel she was cool in like 1998
Chris Maciel ....maybe cuz she's unsexy as hell and almost 50yrs old now....
@@branon6565 she was born in 1988, she's only 31, her films were made between 2007 and 2010. In 1998 she was ten years old and if she was in porn that year, it'd be illegal and child abuse.
Well, I'm a boob guy so...yeah...Sasha obviously did nothing for me, lol.
@@branon6565 Lisa Ann is about 50 or 50+ and she's fucking amazing.
I'm something of a tank cleaner myself.
Open with that. She’ll love it. 😐
Your comment matches your picture 😂
@@wewemcrhyne she did. And she didn't smell or taste like fish.
I heard that in Willam Defoe's voice.
Duece Bigelow🤣
Sasha Grey. Nikki definitely is a woman of culture
xD
As both a biologist and aquarium expert, the tank cleaning metaphor is a science based triple entendre, that's a smart joke.
😆
So, no one is gonna talk about that lady laughing?
Ronnel B.
I was literally about to comment that until I read this lol
Cheezy Ensaymada y’all not gonna talk bout the weight she lost
She's what made these 5minutes so enjoyable 😂
Every comedy show has one.
She irritates my right ear
Doggy into walrus... I died 😂😂😂😂!!!
I'm bust out laughing
Cause you lazy too
She is funny AF. She's a comedian, most talk about their life. "The Mud Room" I died!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@@gabelogan56 is English your only language perhaps?
Can we make this more comfy for ole Glas dawg 😆😭
33% of women admit to it. Significantly more have done it.
I surely admit
shes the definition of the phrase "mainstream pornstar" though.
@acefjom Even in blind surveys, people lie. It is actually easier to lie in a blind survey. You can answer the questions in a way that makes you the person you want to be rather than the person you are.
Also, "probably" and "I doubt" are your own assumptions and not valid arguments.
Admittedly, my original comment was not a valid argument either, but I was not trying to frame it as something to be taken seriously.
@@hlengiwezungu8152 nice
@acefjom What? Yes, you were trying to defend a claim. You were trying to defend the 33% claim by making the claim that it was "probably" a blind survey, implying it was more accurate or credible.
Nikki: That means this side of the room has done it
Mom sitting next to daughters: nervous laughter
I’d clean that tank best pick up line ever
Oh yea
I’m gonna text my boyfriend right now to tell him to clean my tank
Plz do
I'll clean your tank
"ol' Glase Dawg" 🤣🤣🤣
I'm just going to have "looking for a tank cleaner" for my tinder profile
Nikki Glaser is the funniest comedian i have seen in a while. I’ve known of her for a while but this is my first time seeing her stand-ip
Poetically Filthy.....best way to describe Sasha Grey
"He's doin it, I'm walrus-in" -genius, , who's that walrus of love??
Barry White
@@clivewells7090 oh yeah baby, the walrus of love.
she just made me gasp for air laughing. it activated my core!
The mud room lol thats hilarious
"Anal uhh" lol 😂
Her stand up gives me so much anxiety... But i laughed soo...
Peter Tsitsi what gives you anxiety?
@@pho3nixinflight Everytime i have sex... I have thoughts like. "Does she even wanna do this", "is she enjoying this" so yeah
Her jokes hit a little too close to home 😂😂😂
If you're asking yourself if she really want's to do this just as it's about to happen, you may want to check your style and approach.
bronxborn70 😂
I fucking love it XD The ''spacious kitchen'' part rly got me.
Nikki always killing it!
not many could pull off that routine. She does it and I still respect her ;)
Wow, Nikki in those pants are just 🔥🔥🔥
"I'm a fish on it's way out" LOL
Just saw Joker, apparently, he is right sex comedy is easy and always works.
we do live in a society
@@josefinemas3029 yea thats true. but people like u joke about it.
That film was terrible, and people think it's good for some odd reason
@JustJay I agree with all of those things, and if that is why people like The Joker there are much better film's that touch on this subject for sure, because The Joker was actually pretty terrible. He bashed a guys head in for basically no reason. I still like the film, and enjoyed the ending, but it's not near as intelligent as people make it out to be.
Watch "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas, or hell even "The Cable Guy" with Jim Carrey is a better example of society making someone into a monster in my opinion. I can give more examples, but those were off the top of my head
@JustJay Also I definitely understand getting judged for one thing, and I live in a world where I can't complain about it. Sad but true
Clean my tank! Hahahahaha. That’s absolutely disgusting...and hilarious. Well done.
I would need a copy of the tape because I would be laughing so hard that I'd miss half of her set.
Clean my tank!!!😂😂😂😂🔥🔥
I dont know why i like her but i do she is funny 😆
Recommended to you by a fan of Whitney Cummings. Who I also really enjoy. You are the 2nd female comic I enjoy and find funny. I plan to start watching more. You rock!!!! So funny it makes me want to just want to clean your tank!!! Between the both of you I have been laughing non stop for almost 2 days now. And I am getting old. So.....>Man...I hope no heart attack. but If so......worth!!!
She's seriously a funny comedian. Fearless.
Lmao!! 😂😂 walrus for glas dog!😂
Pretty funny clip. I enjoyed that.
Its not dead fish its called a "pillow queen" lol
I've always called it "starfishing"...the mental picture has always cracked me up
“Pillow princess”
Are you?
Bamboo Bhang LMAOOO
@@chickenskink1 She looks like one💯
Sasha Grey is amazing and she does music and writes too now that she retired.
Lmao! Its in escrow
Im dying
Oh My. I laughed so hard our entire wing of development looked back at me to find out what was going On. The jockey sex position bit was hysterical
To check my phone, LMAO
She's the absolute greatest
That last line 🤣
Dead fish 😂😂 😂
"Walrusing" I love it, hope it makes it into the erotic lexicon!
comfortable for ol Glaz dog!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Mud Room" 😃
I used to think she was funny. I still do. But I used to too.
I miss Mitch, man.
The comments are so weird; like y r u here?
This is Nikkis niche. I enjoy her.
I feel u lol
I actually think she deserves more clout💯
People deserve to say their opinions don’t you agree?
I'm laughing so hard, when she said 'anal' it was over.
Sasha Grey rocks😍
Wade Sharp Her dirty talk gets a little too intense sometimes
Dan Brown trying too hard..
Whatever you say impulsive one🙂
She's out of porn tho. She's a dj now.
The mud room 😭😭😭😭😭
Random creepy guy comment " I would love to clean her tank. That is what I think heaven is like."
I wanna get glazed by Glaser.
She's THE best female comic
Very insightful
Nikki, you are so funny!!! Big fan for a long time...Continued success in all you do!
Ahahha I love her, best comedian out there along with Marc Normand
i literally never laugh at comedians and i had tears in my eyes
You remind me of Caroline from TVD
ole Glas dawg 😆😆😆😆
I really like the way this women talks
Too funny 😂
Guy should look up and scream “Curse you Aquascum!”
Nikki is the most brutal roaster I have ever heard, its hilarious as long as you aren't the target.
she reminds me of a female version of louie CK lmao.Very funny.
@Steven Soco Pretty sure he meant as in the topics/content covered... lots of self-deprecating awkward sex jokes.
Love this crazy woman! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
She's hilarious 😂
I would absolutely check out that mud room
When an attractive woman tells dirty, funny stories...yeah.
This woman is hot and funny!! Love her!!
Check out the mud room !
The mushroom joke sent me
She is so damn funny !
OK this is confusing for guys. Wouldn't know whether to laugh or get turned on.
I'm going with both.
Both
[Don't read the comments]
Gray Beard thank you, I was about to 🥴
Too late!
Greyhound is perfect by far..thank you 🙂
I love men who don’t realize their misogynistic.
Female comedians who joke like men is always the best way to find out who they are.
Yep. Unfortunately they still don't know who they are...
You mean comedians who joke like comedians? Some are sophisticated and some are not. Sex has nothing to do with it and so claiming a certain genre of comedy comes from misogyny is a manipulation based on the premise that men and women are not equal. Technically its true, the basic sociology of human kind revolves solely around the desires of the female. You are incredibly sexist and offensive.
It's free real estate...
Why do all these women just do edgy sex comedy? It sucks when male comics do it too but it seems so common nowadays for women to have constant sex jokes. Very lame imo. Get better material
Best legs in comedy.
She may be the bravest funniest human on the planet atm.
She deserves a king 🤴 in her suitcase..
Nikki, call me
Lol ikr
GOLD!! 😂😂😂
Hahaha funny stuff 😆
Given the chance I would definitely "clean your tank."
"get gone down on..."
Sasha grey is my favorite too
Its cool to have a woman to admit to watching and enjoy porn.
Mudroom…h.ahahahahahahahahahahahhaaahahahhha
She brings reality about sex to comedy shows because no one talks about how exhausting sex is
I would like to own it Niki.
My sex life in a nutshell
Vatican Chapel?.😍🙂..or your place is fine with us🙂
Getting her "tank cleaned" isn't disgusting, it's a mixed metaphor. As an analogy, it works only if she means she wants housework done for her.
She kills it. This is how many people find her funnier than amy “I steal my bits” shumer
👇🏽
P
people find her funnier than Amy "Hamplanet" Schumer because neither is particularly funny, but this one is significantly better looking.
@@What-go8ng well...nikki has some funny material and delivers it well. on the other hand amy has NOTHING.
looks has nothing to do with it
No
I love her 😂😂😂😂
Love Nikki So much ❤️😍
Close your eyes and it's amy schcumer
Matty Gauthier how could you insult her that way
Because she’s a female comedian making jokes about sex? Nikki is way more original and this is a slice of her set.
Ugh, nikki sucks and has only one subject, amy at least branches out and talks about more than sex and her vagina, not much else but she's at least better
Amy is way worse than this.
@@dragonbalde101 disagree, nikki only has one joke, her vagina, amy has a couple more
she's GOOD LMAO
i don’t think this woman knows what bottom means
"Clean my tank" 🤣