Having Kids | Christina P Stand Up Comedy | "Mother Inferior" on Netflix
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- Christina P talks about how having a kid broke her down and her experience giving birth. Watch the full stand up comedy special "Mother Inferior" on Netflix.
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Now that I know she's talking about Tom Segura, watching their stand-up back to back is like one marriage/parenting story answering the others one hilariously.
I didn’t know she was married to him thanks for the information
I didn't know either and this makes it just that much better!!
I know right? The idea of her calling segura "boo-boo" fucking tickles me so hard lmao she's perfect for him I bet she keeps him on his toes
Her facial expressions make her stand ups THAT much better!
mom bodies are awesome what is this anti-natalist propaganda.
A bit like Jessica Kirson.
Totally. The writing and crowd work is good. But if I was only listening, it's not nearly as good as seeing her brilliant smile.
Worked for Brandon Schaub
years living with Tom
I love how she doesn't cross over too much of a vulgar line it's tastefully done. The ebb and flow of her stories while injecting comedy is very intriguing yes refreshingly funny.
I think Christina would make a great Harley Quinn
@UC2rxYd1pq-fiIWR66ulR91A lmao ur credit ain't high enough that segura property stfu u cant get ur own bruh thinking you match to average segura LMFAO
@@ryanrenolds9188 no not even then segura works too well as a joker because he is a total psychopath i saw a video of a car cutting a guy in two and he was just laughing his ass off at that dude
Harley Quinn is free real estate for thots.
@@ryanrenolds9188 Good god man, use proper grammar, your bound to give someone a stroke.
Omfg.... cray cray fr.... to much to much!!!
Her insane laugh gets me every time🤣🤣🤣
Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Good God this lady is brilliant.
Absolutely!!!
Should look up her husband tbh
Lolololol,now thts funny
You really need to watch more comedians...
I'm 6 min in and it appears to be true women comedians are not funny.
Having given birth to two babies....SHE IS SOOOO RIGHT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The most honest description of giving birth came from my mom. She said, "It's like shitting a 10 lb. football sideways."
That was when I was pregnant with my first child.. ...she wasn't wrong. 🤣🤣🤣
Loved this special when I first saw it but am appreciating it on a new level now that I’m a mom of a newborn. Love ya mommy
Their kids are like 2 & 4 and they both look like they've aged 10+ years since having them. Tom had hair 😂
I love the fact that her and Tom Segura are married. They are absolutely savage on their own, I love their podcast, I’d love to see them together on tour. These are the couple I aspire my wife and I to become! Lol
Please don't. You and your wife might actually be funny.
I admire how she tells dirty, raunchy jokes without actually being vulgar. Lisa Lampinelli must be so jealous.
But she didn ?
Um i like lisa and Christina
She is definitely vulgar. Are we listening to the same comedienne?
@@jessb465 She doesn't say a single 4-letter word. Not in her stage act anyway. I watched her podcast, and yeah, she'd make a drunken sailor blush, but not onstage. Even when telling raunchy jokes.
@@nandisaand5287 tits....
After seeing this. The next thing I did was jump on Netflix to watch her whole special. She had me rolling
Stop lying to yourself
Ps i tried the natural no medication thing with my 1st child son whose now almost 10. By 4cm I was begging them to jab me in the spine with the epidural.... literally thought i was going to die. Mad respect for the women who have had natural births yall ladies are stong as nails. ❤ Also c section births women are all strong and amazing. 😃
My brother and sister-in-law have thirteen kids (crazy I know, but I won't get into it.) Except for the second birth which was twins (super-high risk and very premature, so fully sedated c-section. Both twins are happy and healthy in their 20's now.) all her births were natural until number seven, where she reluctantly accepted an epidural. Afterwards she said something to the effect of "What have I been doing to myself all this time! This stuff is _awesome!"_ 😅 😆 🤣 😆 😅
@@tarmaque she is a strong woman I tried but just couldn't do it. Women truly are amazing. I have 3 children now aged 9,6, and 4 and I couldn't imagine having 13. I love it though but they are so dramatic at times lol ❤
@@Amanda_The_American_Mom It's kind of insane (and she is also.) I have checked out of all the family drama, and am now a hermit who rarely ever sees them.
My biggest fear was having a baby with no epidural or meds... June 2O21.. 8.5 mths pregnant and my dumbass was in labor too long got to the hospital too late /barely on time (delivered her 15 mins after waking thru front door( soooo yeab couldnt get an epidural. I DID IT! terrifying. Intense . painful but soooooo beautiful. TRUST ME WHEN I SAY IF I COULD DO IT ANYONE CAN!!!
Literally
Can't wait for the new special, Touch my camera through the fence
Is that the full title?
@@bf3188 nah, it's called "Watch Out for Waspes"
What? AYYAYAAA
Y’all know what’s a banana split?
It really is a solid title
She is such a good story teller lol, her delivery is on point, Tom is a lucky man.
That kid's going to have superpowers...
She's so honest on a comedy level. Brutal truth that makes you laugh!
I saw this clip pop up and I turned into a telescope 🔭
Momma Bear is too damn funny. This was hysterical.
Momma Wolf!
yea but brazley bears can f**k u up man
Mommy Jeans
Christina P is such a brilliant comedian. I can't wait to see more.
I'm about half a year behind but my little one is now 18 month. I can relate to the "would die for him" but also "please go away and let me relax" lol
She looks sooooo good 😊
I turn into a telescope...
@@yamashi82 AYE YAH YAHHHHH!
So so good. She's fucking gorgeous.
@@thomaschristopherwhite9043
100%
Guys, she’s got Mom t***s
Mommy Jeans is killing it! Had me in stitches.
How can you squirm in your seat while laughing...I didn't know it was possible..she's hilarious 😆 🤣 😂
she has the greatest smile and at such akward moments i love it
Wow, this lady is HILARIOUS!!!!!
I genuinely laughed out loud especially at the "sugar cans" girl. 😂😂😂😂😂
love Christine can't wait to see her new hour every time I try for tickets it's sold out.
@@margaretelford8309 that's the joke. your jeans are clearly low and loose, you need to keep those jeans high and tight mommy!
Oh my god so funny. I laughed a lot. More please
It has been a long time since the last time I laughed that much!
she has such a sick sense of humor, I love her soul to the core
She has perfected so much of her craft. Body movement, facial expressions, accents and her content is spot on.
“25!! Hahahahahaha!!!” I soooooo need that for a ringtone.
1:49 "everybody stop and look" 😂😂😂
Never heard of her until now, I fkn LOVE her!!!! ❤
The great thing about mommy Jean as a standup is that she has good stories with good details and she’s just a great performer. Very in the moment and comfortable on stage.
She's hilarious. More clips, please.
Or watch the Netflix special. It's even funnier.
The last 30 seconds of this is pure gold!!!
Her delivery is PURE ART.
hearing that cutting up the taint part at the end broke me down emotionally, spiritualy, and physically.
I cringed so hard at that… good god…
What did you think happened
Not fun lemme tell you
Love her. I first saw you on Megyn Kelly, a few weeks back. Clips of you and you husband were hilarious. Now, here I am. You are funny as hell. Much love.
Omg I needed this so much today 😂👍
I’m from Germany and it took me years of internet to sort out the funniest woman in the world! And she is THE cougar! Amazing!!!!
Listened to the Your Mom's House podcast with Dr. Drew last night. Can't wait for new episodes. Peener talk all over the place.
so funny and her facial expressions on point
I was witness to my wife's episiotomy with our first child. He didn't warn me. I saw the scissors and heard that sound of cutting flesh. I'll never be able to forget it. If you are worried about her...she had an epidural and didn't feel a thing. Baby girl is fine and graduated from college.
Yup x3
She felt it later
8:25 everything she said after "taint" I had to watch through streaming tears....i'm dead....so great....
OMG...I was hooting, laughing, and giggling like a damn fool! So funny! :D
You dam fool !
Me too
Her and Tom are just a comedic power couple.
Christina!
Love ya work, Buddy 🧡
Just love it 😅
That is the funniest thing I’ve seen on TH-cam in over a year!
Don’t mind me, just glassin’
Guys am I the only person who finds her unbelievably beautiful. I mean she's funny af but goddammit she's pretty 😍
She would deffo get it
She’s cute.
You're not the only person.
She's an excellent example of womankind.
What a surprise, you were great!
I think she's channeling Roseanne in parts of this. Lol, she's legit doing impressions, it seems, voice-wise, I mean.
I was fortunate enough to be there for the birth of all of my kids. I remember watching the doctor do the episiotomy for the same reason. It is burned into my memory. I'm glad I was there, though. I still remember hearing my first born cry for the first time. Wonderful experience!
How in the hell am I just discovering her?! Shes got to be the funniest female comedian I’ve heard. Maybe ever? New fan! Shes so damn comfortable on stage. Must piss other comedians off!
And now back to binge watching everything she has on TH-cam..
You probably already found it, but pull up Your Mom’s House Podcast - YEARS of content between her and her husband Tom Segura.
That was a great show thanks 😂
“Motherfucker, I PLAN…on not feeling shit!” 😂😂😂
Listened to all of it. Good comedy. Well done.
Look up Your Moms House podcast highlights lol
She's so pretty yet low key scary too! Lol best comic I've watched in a while!
This was absolutely perfect
Omg she fucking killed it
I didn’t have to be drunk to laugh out loud 😂
I almost choked to death when she said “Morgan freeman lookin mom tits!”
Best shit I’ve ever heard in my life…. Hands down best!!!!
I never realized how funny she is 🤣
Christina, you are a naturally gifted comedian, so lovably likable, animated and beautiful, intelligently clever, and abundantly hilarious! I'd never heard of you until I scrolled onto this special, and I was thoroughly impressed, so you have a new fan in me.
Most female comedians today are raunchy. It wasn't always like that. Although raunchy, few are genuinely funny. Raunch alone is not funny.
But a few are both raunchy and genuinely funny..... Christina P is one of them! She leaves most of her contemporaries in the dust!
She stole from Louis ck
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Joan Rivers. She came first, paving the way for these ladies.
This woman is one of my favorite Comics she is always 🔥
I'm fu*king crying at the Do u guys have an Arby's here? The roast beef sandwich, dip it in the au jus!!!! Then licks her arm! LMAOOOOO
This was hysterical 😂
Frankenstein, loose meat, sandwich! Goddamn! That was graphic! I laughed a good long time at that one!
She looks fantastic and she's very funny.
That part about her meow.. I wanna be this theatrical, quirky, goofy all that stuff, she's amazing
yep i feel like i learned way to much today ... its a miracle we are all alive .
I’m so proud of you; genuinely proud. I’m a fan
Thx bro
She is awesome and original!
That end is gold😂😂😂😂
Lmfaoooo!!!!! Great 👍 job Keep us laughing 😂
Push looks great! Can you imagine a dinner party at their house. And they could invite Bart over.
Burr as well!
For safety.
I remember watching her on MTV's Road Rules when I was a little girl. 🖤
AND NOW YOU'RE 4 DA STREETS
HMU BBGURL
I'LL CHANGE YA LYFE
She cray cray. Love it
This is the funniest, most selfless comedy, I've ever seen. I am ashamed I ever referred to her as "Tom Segura's wife". In the decades I've watched comedy, my top 10 hasn't moved an inch but this woman pushed her way into my heart. This is magnificent.
Dude tom is so lucky.. how can you not like her personality she is basically glowing! Lucky man Tom is and she is HILARIOUS!!! LOL 😂
Jesus Dylan , we get it you got the hots for Tom Seguras baby mama.
Sooo funny 🤣 and great choice on your son's name !
That was effin hilarious 🤣
she reminds me so much of one of my theater teachers. its so funny
Such a lovely smile.
She’s hilarious 😂
That last bit killed! Freaking hilarious!
Saw the full set on Netflix 2 years ago and laughed my ass off. Hilarious. I rewatch it regularly.
She’s such a great comedian!
Brilliant. Super funny and a window for us guys into a womans mind.
Ok I love her. Never been a big fan of female comedians but she is phenomenal.
Deep so insightful I never seen that joke coming
Tina seriously needs to be considered a legend. Like Betty White legend
OMG!!! This has to be the funniest comedian I've seen since Gilda Radner. Thank you so much for fixing my shitty day! xo!
This comment shows your age. I'm guessing Gilda was somewhere between Lucille Ball and Joan Rivers. Roseanne and Joan Rivers were the female GOATs imho. Mrs. Pat is up there too!
@@DigitalDuelist
You recognizing this shows your age.
Enjoyed the video and I gave it a Thumbs Up
great special!
I was hanging on until I hit about 8:45… then I fell out of my chair 🤣. I’ll never look at Arby’s the same way again 😜
Hanging on? Sounds like trying not to laugh. Why would you? Because of all these incels saying women shouldn't try comedy?
You know its a good special because i laughed and i'm a mysoginist
This is the first clip of her ive ever seen that made me think, "yup, this is tom segura's life partner".😂
Christina you still got it 🔥
Christina just ruined Arby’s for the 5% of people with zero taste buds that loved that shit🤣🤣🤣 The accuracy had me gagging and laughing at the same time 😆