Top 10 WORST Date Ideas... EVER! (Dates Women HATE)

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  • @ThrawnTheater
    @ThrawnTheater 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2627

    Bringing a girl to the club is like bringing sand to the beach

    • @delatorrediego56
      @delatorrediego56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      can I bring the beach to some salt?

    • @firstlast2594
      @firstlast2594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm dead . Fr I died.

    • @pokegmaestro4631
      @pokegmaestro4631 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @Treisiess
      @Treisiess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Like wise picking up a girl at a club is also like picking up sand at the beach.

    • @czimano1749
      @czimano1749 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or bringing Donald Trump to KKK

  • @hiimbobe
    @hiimbobe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2493

    When you go check the comments for date ideas, but all you find is tiege hanley jokes

    • @borintobunto6589
      @borintobunto6589 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      yeh kinda disappointing :/

    • @jules6856
      @jules6856 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charles Barkley Search on a vid of simple pickup, they will help :)

    • @trajandobrev5809
      @trajandobrev5809 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Charles Barkley drink some Tiege Hanley and you won't even need to read comments for date advice... Your favorite artist will then magically appear in your town and throw a concert just for you and your special someone.

    • @Oyashio202
      @Oyashio202 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It all depends man. Is your girl the educated type? A museum, botanical garden, an educational gathering could be a nice date. Athletic? Sports games, Invite her for a run at the park and then cool down and talk to her somewhere after. Thinks herself as upperclass and deserves everything? invite her to the same park and run away. As a man, you have to be smart about dating just like everything else, and that means thinking about the other person. If you're going by tinder or 0 knowledge about them, basics aren't bad. Coffee, tea, smoothies, etc are cheap to figure out their dating potential.

    • @zitt920
      @zitt920 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      just use seek geak 😂

  • @VeggieGamer
    @VeggieGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2048

    Ok! Abandoned coal mine it is then!

  • @TheKagedd
    @TheKagedd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    Alpha: YOU, look fantastic
    Me: *Stuffing burrito in my mouth and looking at the screen*

    • @karjii
      @karjii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Omg 😂

    • @robertschrader9557
      @robertschrader9557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAMEEE

    • @Acid_Ink
      @Acid_Ink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahaha! I’m laying on my bed in track pants and a “SNOOZE” T-shirt!

    • @rogue_1414
      @rogue_1414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *smiles with burrito deep in throat*

    • @HassanPoyo
      @HassanPoyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @richy85
    @richy85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Nobody:
    No one at all:
    Not even a single Soul:
    Alpha M: sPiCy SeÑoRiTaS

  • @ronysaha3966
    @ronysaha3966 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4076

    I rubbed some Tiege Hanley on my calendar.. now I have a date with single señoritas every day.

    • @SimonJokes
      @SimonJokes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R S XDDDD

    • @RoseBananee
      @RoseBananee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Spicy senioritas***

    • @anesthesia3203
      @anesthesia3203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      You my friend won the internet.

    • @alda00able
      @alda00able 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      señoritas*

    • @greenrobot5
      @greenrobot5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      señor-eater*

  • @YourXLNerd
    @YourXLNerd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2283

    I was thinking about starting a channel called beta m.
    first video: 10 ways to avoid eye contact like a beta

  • @sojournermathys
    @sojournermathys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I took my girl to the movies on our first date, afterwards we went to a restaurant and talked about the movie and our favourite parts, one conversation led to another and it turned out we have a lot in common.
    The 2nd date was at a wedding of her aunt, we got bored and hid from everyone just before the ceremony and then ran off to the music room to relax, I played piano and surprisingly enough she could sing amazingly.
    3rd date was at my house, we went quadbiking and made dinner together afterwards, and laughed at the dogs who wouldn't want to eat their food because our's smelled so good.
    I guess the bad ideas for dates Alpha mentioned are because you don't really have a lot of options for it and yes it can be awkward, but if you're a confident risk taker than things might play out in your favor if you play and plan it right.

    • @keystonedaytrip238
      @keystonedaytrip238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ryno van der Merwe
      Good stuff , thanks for sharing :)

    • @erikmendez8798
      @erikmendez8798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yea one time I took a spicy senorita to a movie and fast food after, and im great at conversating and flirting, when I dropped her off she admitted, that was the best date she has ever been. Either im really good at dating or the bar was set low.

    • @Jonfgc
      @Jonfgc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And then you woke up and started crying like me

    • @alexk1418
      @alexk1418 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryno van der Merwe must’ve had great chemistry

    • @praesidium4278
      @praesidium4278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jonfgc Don’t doubt others like you doubt yourself, to doubt yourself means you call yourself useless, and you are not useless for so many reasons… reply if you need any help or recommendations.

  • @viktorbasara2368
    @viktorbasara2368 7 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    "My girls,my wife..."That was close Alpha

  • @harm3825
    @harm3825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    Who tf takes his girl to a strip club on ANY date?

    • @christhelostsoul9927
      @christhelostsoul9927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Idiotic overly horny guy's who like to invest in lustful relationships

    • @RandomPerson-ck6rm
      @RandomPerson-ck6rm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I was so confused when he said dont bring ur girl to strip club, i was like “people do that🤨🤨😬”

    • @notmozart8866
      @notmozart8866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Who tf takes his girl to a strip club PERIOD

    • @christhelostsoul9927
      @christhelostsoul9927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@notmozart8866 i don't think it happens that often but knowing how 2019 is there whole SEX IS POWER horseshit probably plays a part in that and also just douchebaggy guys never take your girlfriend to a strip club ever

    • @nickstgelais3147
      @nickstgelais3147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Harm Aouke Haaijer maybe he’s dating a lesbian and trying to bond over a mutual interest

  • @lmao523
    @lmao523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Worst date idea is going somewhere and forgetting your tiege hanley

  • @Holligan878
    @Holligan878 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2134

    After the 3rd date I usually start selling them into my Tiege Hanley pyramid scheme.

    • @Cuirenteria
      @Cuirenteria 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      LOL

    • @creammymeme7338
      @creammymeme7338 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holligan878 XD

    • @jessepadron5499
      @jessepadron5499 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol I'm dieing!

    • @trhsummers
      @trhsummers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Comment of the year!

    • @Ykhavari
      @Ykhavari 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and if she doesn't go for it you know there's something wrong with her

  • @Paulsicles
    @Paulsicles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1637

    I got Tiege Hanley in my eyes and I now see dead people.

    • @mouceofficial8317
      @mouceofficial8317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂

    • @TheNuclearRevolution
      @TheNuclearRevolution 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Really? Because now I can see through the clothes of the spicy senoritas.

    • @georgemuhoro
      @georgemuhoro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Icy dead people

    • @instagator6337
      @instagator6337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NuclearRevolution W

    • @ryanchng3
      @ryanchng3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Paulsicles dead spicy single señoritas?

  • @Samarth0607
    @Samarth0607 7 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    After the 4th date I recommend The Fifth.

    • @michaelramirez4162
      @michaelramirez4162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nice and smooth

    • @joaquinhuerta1457
      @joaquinhuerta1457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Do not confuse with "Five Guys" lmao

    • @DasLiestDu
      @DasLiestDu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah Inrecommend marriage so you can bang that religious chick

    • @tobiasalderete4966
      @tobiasalderete4966 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And finally the 9th to have a good night ending

    • @andrejz8954
      @andrejz8954 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      don't get it

  • @Erowens98
    @Erowens98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    One girl i dated actually wanted to go skinny dipping on our first date. In finland nudity isn't highly stigmatised so it's not that big a deal here, but it's still very unusual to go skinnydipping for a first date. Anyway, the point is, not all women have the same opinion on everything. Videos like these are good guidelines, but there are exceptions to every rule. It just so happens girl i dated was a competitive swimmer, and was highly proud of her body because she worked hard to shape it to the way she liked it, so she wanted the excuse to show off (fit af, perfect amount of muscle and fat with curves in all the right places). I ended up marrying her after a couple years of dating and a couple more living together, amazing woman.

    • @mrmalaco8764
      @mrmalaco8764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      torille

    • @clapzy2943
      @clapzy2943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jose Montoya that's what I was thinking

    • @thegracious9943
      @thegracious9943 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Respect brother

    • @datpurplestuff7482
      @datpurplestuff7482 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr Leg bro I’ve seen Alaskans hop in 30 • water and casually swim for a half hour.

  • @imprudentpanda8389
    @imprudentpanda8389 7 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    "my girl, i mean my wife" right aaron, riiight.

  • @Bulbous_Beluga
    @Bulbous_Beluga 7 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    You should take a girl to the amusement park because according to psychology it should raise her heart rate and make her think it's cause she loves you.

    • @Butcher_Of_The_Sands
      @Butcher_Of_The_Sands 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      no because you make her trick herself, you dont trick her. and apasrt from that, amusement parks are there for amusement and thats exactly what is needed at a date

    • @DarthErmac503
      @DarthErmac503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's where I took my girl for my first date. Can't go wrong with those.

    • @laner.845
      @laner.845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We did an arcade and laser tag place for our first anniversary. My mad laser tag skills sealed the deal, haha! Married 5yr now.

    • @b-chroniumproductions3177
      @b-chroniumproductions3177 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes but does this apply to driving fast, too?

    • @acekabogen
      @acekabogen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      alternately, you could make a conscious effort to avoid using creepy and manipulative mind games to convince somebody that they're into you, at which point they will of course realize later is not the case... Especially when they find out that you're the type to try and manipulate your way to a girl.

  • @ادريان-ز9م
    @ادريان-ز9م 7 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Is Afghanistan a good place for a date?

    • @chrismora9049
      @chrismora9049 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Osama bin Laden prefect it's gonna be the BOMB

    • @saha5962
      @saha5962 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Osama bin Laden: not for the mr. Lover Lovers, but for you mr. Bombastic it will be great.

    • @chrismora9049
      @chrismora9049 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙂

    • @Artics
      @Artics 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I heard San Diego is

    • @keystonedaytrip238
      @keystonedaytrip238 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my yes !! I hear it's lovely this time of year 👍

  • @creatorsun8222
    @creatorsun8222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    My first date was at a movie. Lucky me, my girl and I got an empty theater 😊

    • @hornblower677
      @hornblower677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      must have been a boring movie then

    • @creatorsun8222
      @creatorsun8222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bado Man no. We watched deadpool 2 and the theater was shit. It was empty bc the movie was released almost a month ago at that time.

    • @devious5348
      @devious5348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@claysoggyfries 😂

    • @harbyandrefrancofernandez3310
      @harbyandrefrancofernandez3310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Tbh a movie is not a bad date idea but you have to include other stuff in to do in that date, like bowling, going for icecream etc. But hey congrats on getting yourself that super spicy señorita🤙🏽💪🏽

    • @moisesaranda4780
      @moisesaranda4780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good shit broo

  • @closinginonclosure
    @closinginonclosure 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    DATE IDEA: Almost every major city has a place where you can go on a date and paint a picture together while drinking wine or mixed drinks. I've been to one in Nashville, Memphis, and Atlanta and all were similar concept. There's a trained painter that gives you a little direction on what to do. They'll have a picture of something that you're able to paint on canvas while you enjoy a few drinks. I believe one of the company chains is called Painting With a Twist. It's a great date because you're having fun, getting to be creative, and able to have a couple drinks in a quiet setting. They're all B.Y.O.B. Another plus is that it's a unique experience she won't forget. Especially because she'll take a painting home and think of your date every time she looks at it.

    • @MrMarr4347
      @MrMarr4347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gay!

    • @misterstun1887
      @misterstun1887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good idea ! *Writes down in notes*

    • @Acid_Ink
      @Acid_Ink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Learning to dance together is a good date too!

    • @mr.fettesq.7705
      @mr.fettesq.7705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly...take her to a Twerking 101 class. Then pretend to sprang your ankle. Perfek

    • @callus1345
      @callus1345 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We just have a Popeyes here

  • @ryanlaurence569
    @ryanlaurence569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    "Religious chicks are freaky.." very accurate statement

    • @ryanlaurence569
      @ryanlaurence569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Also, the best first date idea is just going to a restaurant you both like and then getting coffee afterwards. Pretty simple and you can have a good conversation and get to know each other.

    • @ryanlaurence569
      @ryanlaurence569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okay, well, I'm only 20 so I can't do that yet. However, if you're looking to just hookup, then that's a solid plan.

    • @TampaDE5
      @TampaDE5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan Laurence and annoying as hell.

  • @TheTradingSchool
    @TheTradingSchool 7 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Hey Alpha! Could You Give Teens Some Advice Regarding Styling And Gyming!

    • @SchmidtProjects
      @SchmidtProjects 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      My Russian friends here in Germany do it their special way: A complete tracksuit in purple for example from adidas , top opened half to show the white undershirt, then patent-leather shoes in black. And don't forget a big metal necklace around the neck.
      Now you are badass perfection. Congratulations.

    • @bubblesTV294
      @bubblesTV294 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Countdown gym for sure

    • @johnuferbach9166
      @johnuferbach9166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SchmidtProjects lul

    • @C7SGT
      @C7SGT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Countdown
      don't wear skinny jeans. lol

    • @christostsigras4549
      @christostsigras4549 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

  • @moyo5443
    @moyo5443 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2277

    The BEST date idea is rubbing Tiege Hanley on each other.

    • @DavidSilva-cy4hb
      @DavidSilva-cy4hb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mo Yo W

    • @ahmadffaiq
      @ahmadffaiq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha 😂😂

    • @stonalisa3729
      @stonalisa3729 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mo Yo right out of the box

    • @SimonJokes
      @SimonJokes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mo Yo HAHAHAHHAHAHA U KILLED ME WITH THAT

    • @smallfrt5120
      @smallfrt5120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      aye this girl said she wanna go to the movies as the first date but then i watched this vid and now idk what to do one of yall help me

  • @viktormedina4631
    @viktormedina4631 7 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    "Religious chicks are freaky". LMFAO!!!

  • @501stlegionnaire
    @501stlegionnaire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    If she has a dog, or you have one (that knows how to behave in public) go for a stroll in a park, or a bit further away, bring sth to eat and drink in the event you come across a Nice spot to sit down and relax

  • @taylorcoley6329
    @taylorcoley6329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I subscribed to this channel a long time ago.... and I have never regretted it. Props to one of the realest content creators on the internet, you ALPHA!

  • @RoyalProtector894
    @RoyalProtector894 7 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I just rubbed my bicycle with Teige Hanley before my date. Guess What? Now I have a Kawasaki Ninja!

  • @animal1439
    @animal1439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    First date I ever went on was during highschool, we had been friends for a while so we were comfortable with eachother. We ended going out for Frozen Yogurt and before a movie which gave us some time to hangout and get to know each other a bit better. We then went and saw Inside Out (at her request) which resulted in her using my shoulder to cry on plus holding hands and many tender moments etc...
    Point being - If you somewhat know person, a movie is not an awful idea for a first date, just choose a movie that SHE WILL enjoy, and preferably choose a movie that will make her want to make YOU her personal body pillow.

  • @MiloBazan
    @MiloBazan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    These Tiege Hanley jokes...

    • @JohnGoadTheGoadTeam
      @JohnGoadTheGoadTeam 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Milo Bazan They can hardly be called “jokes”. One of the basic necessities of a joke is that they are actually funny. I have yet to read one that has that critical component.

  • @biblicaladrian6007
    @biblicaladrian6007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Going to a Slayer concert is the best idea for a first date

  • @jovanovicc
    @jovanovicc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    I put Tiege Hanley on my date and now she's a Victoria Secret Model.

    • @instagator6337
      @instagator6337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RΘGUΣ W

    • @majorvictory3231
      @majorvictory3231 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      RΘGUΣ put tiege hanley on my bike it's now a Harley Davidson

  • @Meganelsonator
    @Meganelsonator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Take a girl hiking. I do that all the time! lots of things to talk about and lots of beautiful views. Especially here in Southern California

    • @bubblesTV294
      @bubblesTV294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cameron Nelson it is a good idea, but it is a lot of time and energy invested for her. if she really likes you and is into fitness I say go for it but that could wait until several dates in

    • @hsanc72598
      @hsanc72598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uhh bro you forgot Northern California we got better forests tbh.

    • @FreshSqueezedLightning
      @FreshSqueezedLightning 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hector Sanchez as someone who has lived several years in Northern California and several years in Southern California and California my entire life, Northern has more mountain views, southern has more coastal views. Both good. But Northern is more hidden gems while SoCal is more tourist locations. All scenery is great though lol

    • @hsanc72598
      @hsanc72598 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Insanity On A Bun maybe you're right

    • @ArtyCraftZ
      @ArtyCraftZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hector Sanchez And less Mexicans.

  • @SchmidtProjects
    @SchmidtProjects 7 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    All these kinds of Tiege Hanley comments in every single video are getting old guys....really!!
    As my skin before I started using Tiege Hanley, the most amazing skin care system on the market...!

  • @lonegamer1717
    @lonegamer1717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I spilled Tiege Hanley on my computer, now I have a terminator in my room.

  • @xBLUMONKEY
    @xBLUMONKEY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have a 3 phase date formula:
    1) something fun and active
    2) something personal and conversation focused
    3) something romantic
    Eg:
    baseball game/jetskiing
    restaurant/art gallery
    sunset view/walk on the beach
    It starts casual and comfortable and shows that you're FUN! Then you get to know each other and show off your conversation skills. Finally, ending on an intimate and romantic note will be easier since she's warmed up to you, and now you've shown her that you bring the 3 things they care about: fun, conversation, and romance 💙👌
    Edit: it also shows you can plan and think ahead

  • @timmyrascal2768
    @timmyrascal2768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    usually i just go for coffee with em and maybe a walk in the park afterwards, it's a really casual first date and a great way to get to know someone without spending $80 on a dinner.

    • @Erowens98
      @Erowens98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Timmy Rascal agreed. Low risk, low stress, low investment option. Doesn't put her on a pedistal and gives a casual setting to get to know her

    • @XSCSCGS
      @XSCSCGS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Birki gts low risk but also potentially low reward. Taking her out to a nice dinner shows you have class, manners, and can financially support yourself. Going on a walk is... nice

    • @CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness
      @CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@XSCSCGS you can have class and manners at coffee and a walk. Besides, if that date doesn't work out, maybe the next one won't either. If you're spending $80 often on people you never see again, that'll just make you financially unstable.

    • @SamuraiAtlas
      @SamuraiAtlas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness I still think you should go out for dinner doesn't need to be fancy maybe a authentic Korean or any Asian restaurant where there isn't many people to allow full expretion and then go for a coffee if it's cold or to early in the morning and then go for a walk the reason why you should go eat is because currently when you take a girl to a date that's what they expect and you never know she might not eat BECOUSE she thought you was taking her to eat and if you don't take her she will be hungry

  • @groszboub2
    @groszboub2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    so classic "lets go grab coffe" is still good ?

    • @CoolingKit9
      @CoolingKit9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Maaaximilen i can’t imagine a circumstance where it would be bad

    • @Murphyj102
      @Murphyj102 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you like apples?

    • @theducksneezes4987
      @theducksneezes4987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      no, it's 'covfefe'

    • @samemaniac2784
      @samemaniac2784 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hardcore gamer this just made me cry thank you kind sir😂😂

    • @kaiserwilhelmii1827
      @kaiserwilhelmii1827 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont drink coffee... fuck

  • @dirtyminds8376
    @dirtyminds8376 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Date idea #1: Get some post-it notes and take her to a bookstore to write notes in your favorite books to future readers. Two books is enough. You'll get to talk about books you like and you'll see a few things each other values. (Rub Tiege Hanley on the books if you're not a reader.)
    Date Idea #2: (Best for a 2nd or 3rd date) Intentionally get lost. Have you and her hop in your car. Drive straight and then whenever she wants she can say "left" or "right". Switch off doing this. It's best to hit the highway at some point, so you get some distance from the familiar area. take an exit, explore an area, grab some lunch, and head home. (Use Tiege Hanley on your GPS if you get lost.)

    • @32narutofan
      @32narutofan 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dirty Minds not bad

    • @dirtyminds8376
      @dirtyminds8376 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      C Ramirez Thanks. I've had good success with both.

    • @TheEcke45
      @TheEcke45 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Dirty Minds Only problem I can think of is the second one where she might feel like you are a creep by taking her out into nowhere.. :/

    • @dirtyminds8376
      @dirtyminds8376 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im Timaq Yes, That's why I didn't suggest it as a first date.

    • @32narutofan
      @32narutofan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree not a first date, but once you are both comfortable with each other than it's all good.

  • @nishantnarayan2690
    @nishantnarayan2690 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    my dog benches 450lbs because of tiege hanley

  • @arsenioseslpodcast3143
    @arsenioseslpodcast3143 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Paying for the girl and making her go from independent to depend.

    • @beremuts1171
      @beremuts1171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you can fuck her ass! The best thing you can say to a girl is "I fucked your ass! And there is nothing you can do about it!

  • @roadfart5537
    @roadfart5537 7 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    I rubbed Tiege Hanley on my future and it's looking pretty bright.

    • @amgrs1329
      @amgrs1329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Roadfart and silky smooth

    • @ItsAlexArcher
      @ItsAlexArcher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That comment was silky smooth

  • @dontreadmyprofilepicture6417
    @dontreadmyprofilepicture6417 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    11. not bringing your personal package of Tiege Hanley

  • @dennis07reyes
    @dennis07reyes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    I'd say that a movie can work as long as you do something afterwards, like a dinner or something. How I see it is once you've seen the movie, you already have a shared experience with your date. Again, just a movie? No. A movie followed by something else? Yes. It's not perfect tho haha

    • @Altroante
      @Altroante 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yup.
      Actually, that is something he recommended in one of this dating videos before.

    • @SqueamishPuppet
      @SqueamishPuppet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's a lot of time to commit to someone you don't know if you like yet. Especially for a first date. maybe a second

    • @bubblesTV294
      @bubblesTV294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dennis Reyes I agree with that, but you invest in a 2 hour movie and maybe an hour dinner. It might a bit much for her at once

    • @Rockoblocko
      @Rockoblocko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nope. All wrong. Don't spend any money on her, period. Tell her you only have time for one drink, which she pays for, then close the deal at her place and leave.

    • @kyreelewis7286
      @kyreelewis7286 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rocky Garcia wow...😂

  • @ModernDatingMastery
    @ModernDatingMastery 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    *A casual coffee or an interactive activity is always a better choice for sparking conversation!*

  • @rudrapratapsingh6859
    @rudrapratapsingh6859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:16 ALPHA: CLOSE MISS..... PHEW

  • @98jankosta98
    @98jankosta98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Before the video: "There's no fuckin way he can sponsor this topic..."
    Fuck

    • @bryanchavoya3096
      @bryanchavoya3096 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Costa Yankovic this is now an ad channel...

    • @TruthFLA
      @TruthFLA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bryan Chavoya Segovia it has always has been

    • @jeffangelo3482
      @jeffangelo3482 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TruthFLA I don't agree. Watch his older videos, he was so passionate in his works.

    • @TruthFLA
      @TruthFLA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have been watching almost from the beginning. His level of passion has always been topic specific.

    • @shibbyjim
      @shibbyjim 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I come back and forth to the channel ive always enjoyed his videos though...it is nice he bas fun with the sponsored stuff but it is a little jarring.

  • @ravneetarora
    @ravneetarora 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hey Aaron, been watching you since years (your super early videos) yet this is my first comment here and I'll send an email for two old videos I still like the most out of all as they actually told me about you as a person also and tells me those qualities should be present in a person.
    Coming to the topic of video, you don't need that but for others...
    There are many things one can do for a date ...but most importantly people should do something which doesn't involve only looking at each and talking for hours... pick some adventure activity or some creative thing you can do together ...it's usually inexpensive.. and have a comfortable interaction (can be about sex but don't just stay on all that only) and then if you decide to, eat at a place your budget allows because price doesn't matter, just taste fine.
    Note: She can pay or you can go dutch if your pockets are tight. Just be normal about it. Not a big deal.

  • @ap1986
    @ap1986 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Another reason you don't want to bring a date home in the early stages of dating is because YOU DON'T KNOW THAT PERSON! It can be a WHOLE lot of crazy wrapped in a pretty package. And now they know where you live. That goes for men and women.

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ap1986 hell yeah, you might get robbed, or she might fuck some other guy there

    • @keystonedaytrip238
      @keystonedaytrip238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true man , many times the crazy is lurking just under the surface .

    • @rbw9692
      @rbw9692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True that

    • @jaysterling26
      @jaysterling26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plus they'll see your record and book collections.Oh , now I understand why streaming and digital book things were invented...

  • @AbuBakar-md6pr
    @AbuBakar-md6pr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really appreciate how you write the ideas so that I can read and get the idea without watching the full video...
    I understand and remember better when things are written and I don't enjoy long explanations...
    thank you ALPHA:)

  • @ATrueLoveOfficial
    @ATrueLoveOfficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Mama's boy type of guy, NOOOOO! Strip clubs? Absolutely NO. Movie? I could settle to that. I'm a movie geek. xD We could save the big and serious talking after the movie.

    • @trimbo5908
      @trimbo5908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I also find a very good idea... especially if u go grab a drink/coffee afterwards. You can talk about things that happened in the movie or just get to know each other better in general

    • @Researcher_Ryan
      @Researcher_Ryan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I find movies alone to not be a great first date. Normally I'll take someone to dinner to start chatting and then a movie after to kinda like unwind.

    • @joshmonty3095
      @joshmonty3095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Some of the best conversations happen right after a great movie.

    • @francisking7728
      @francisking7728 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      A True Love Official .... talking ?? a good mouth could be used for something else

    • @mr.cproductions4394
      @mr.cproductions4394 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @mathieudgl
    @mathieudgl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    3rd or 4th date: invite her to your place, cook for her and watch a movie afterwards. Women love it when you cook for them, it shows them that you really care.

    • @nikosmj1
      @nikosmj1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      i can only make club sandwich...but if i tell her im using tiege hanley?

    • @mathieudgl
      @mathieudgl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nick Kechris Well a good cookbook is no luxury then...

    • @hellxgamer8871
      @hellxgamer8871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mathieu Driegelinck how did u commented 5 hours ago?

    • @hellxgamer8871
      @hellxgamer8871 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lil Savage really?

    • @jakea7583
      @jakea7583 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      vinay kommana yeah lmao

  • @sandro2896
    @sandro2896 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    The absolute worst date idea
    Not using Tiege Hanley

  • @georgemuhoro
    @georgemuhoro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "RUN!" 😂

  • @mehedimahi4686
    @mehedimahi4686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    All these tiege hanley jokes are old now
    Just like my skin before using tiege hanley

  • @Drewcortez71
    @Drewcortez71 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You're the man! Always great advice Alpha!

  • @trolik501
    @trolik501 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Aaron the type of Marino to bring a spicy senorita on a date just to tell her about Tiege Hanley the number one skincare system on the planet

  • @armandocash4677
    @armandocash4677 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Anything to do with nature is probably best for a first date. Maybe a hike, a walk on the beach, etc.

    • @faizalf119
      @faizalf119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Armando Cash Check the weather and temperature tho, You lose your charm quick when it's sweltering hot and humid and you and your date drenched in sweat.

    • @goddessofthemoon2269
      @goddessofthemoon2269 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Parks are great too. As far as weather goes, getting caught in the rain can be kinda fun. And if its crazy hot, just don't plan stuff like that in the middle of summer

    • @sergiodelarosa5225
      @sergiodelarosa5225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Armando Cash what if you have a tendency to smell like ass whenever you hike ?

  • @rossihansen2165
    @rossihansen2165 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    to see you close to 3million subscribers makes me so happy!To think I subscribed when you were at 20 000. Congrats alpham.

  • @swaelee3004
    @swaelee3004 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude I love your vids never quit

  • @m.alishaikh3693
    @m.alishaikh3693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Date idea No11: Take her to Teige Hanley Headquarters..

  • @dragos9134
    @dragos9134 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Take your spicy señorita to Tiege Hanley HQ

  • @brandoncourtney881
    @brandoncourtney881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    A comedy club. Always a good choice and its out of the box which she will love

    • @faizalf119
      @faizalf119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      brandon courtney Prepare some come backs if the comedian starts using you or your girl as his/her comedic target.

    • @brandoncourtney881
      @brandoncourtney881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good call! ill make sure I get some lined up for next time :)

    • @dusandotlic3713
      @dusandotlic3713 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Faizal F or just apply Tiege Hanley until you are entirely transparent from how clear your skin is so he doesn't see you

  • @maynardfernandezvlogs8003
    @maynardfernandezvlogs8003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2019 and alpha m is still worth watching. Happy New Year Alpha from the Philippines 🇵🇭

  • @TristenApblanc
    @TristenApblanc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow man, your videos are educational and hilarious

  • @Jc-wd8gg
    @Jc-wd8gg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Alpha: you look fantastic
    Me: eating ice cream shirtless with noodles on my shorts

  • @antepavelic762
    @antepavelic762 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    My son's name is Tiege Hanley.

  • @jacksona6737
    @jacksona6737 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Take her ice skating

    • @Corey1695
      @Corey1695 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ^

    • @jacksona6737
      @jacksona6737 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But make the whole thing romantic. Like when she's putting on her skates, kneel down and tie her shoes for her. Then when you get out on the ice, hold her hand and lead her.

    • @Corey1695
      @Corey1695 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jackson Atrops
      Oh of course, that goes without saying. Especially if she rarely ever goes ice skating.
      Motobloke
      I play ice hockey, so that's not a problem for me.

    • @VickyHK1
      @VickyHK1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jackson Atrops that’s what I’m doing

    • @akis8402
      @akis8402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone saw Rocky.

  • @AunkonSuporno
    @AunkonSuporno 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    great video video loved every bit of it

  • @prathmeshchourasiya7438
    @prathmeshchourasiya7438 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    need another video !!!!!!!
    about perfect dates ideas

  • @eziomofo7893
    @eziomofo7893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Great date idea: A trip to your basement with some vodka and ecstasy!

  • @adamtaylor1739
    @adamtaylor1739 7 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Tiege Hanley
    GIVE ME MY LIKES NOW

  • @scan752
    @scan752 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I say for the movie one, you should go to a movie first, then go to dinner. That way you can talk about the movie during dinner

  • @stylishoversixty9459
    @stylishoversixty9459 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice video now that summer has finally arrived there are plenty of free music concerts sponsored by municipalities that could be a great fun date idea?

  • @astro5842
    @astro5842 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a first date with a girl at Starbucks and it was amazing, if you're local Starbucks has that outdoor area it's really chill most the time and you can just hang out there for a while

  • @Itsnotdeliveryitsdiaddario
    @Itsnotdeliveryitsdiaddario 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You should do a top ten best date ideas

  • @mehedimahi4686
    @mehedimahi4686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His shirt looks soo good
    just like my skin after using tiege hanley

  • @TheNewRiflemanBob
    @TheNewRiflemanBob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "No SON, sit down!" Haha

  • @LemmeCheckMark
    @LemmeCheckMark 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love all the videos, Thanks for all tips

  • @potterfanJarid
    @potterfanJarid 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    hey alpha, could you please make a body conscious workout video. I love dumbells, but I always fear hurting myself--again. but, now I am getting fat!

  • @jso6897
    @jso6897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “You look fantastic”
    Lol must not be looking at me

  • @shaka626
    @shaka626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    😂😂😂 this guy is more of a comedian

  • @ohnename4076
    @ohnename4076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    First date: cinema
    Me: whoops, oh well it wasn’t that bad

  • @nathanielrogers9154
    @nathanielrogers9154 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching the sunset on the roof of a school, her idea not mine, but I love it.

  • @dancestoopid6881
    @dancestoopid6881 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Smoothest sponsor plug👌🏽

  • @thecheck4020
    @thecheck4020 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Tiege Hanley uses Chuck Norris !

    • @cooperjenkins2657
      @cooperjenkins2657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Check that has to be the best Tiege Hanley

    • @VanderbiltMr
      @VanderbiltMr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      FOUND THIS COMMENT!

  • @christianmead543
    @christianmead543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Beginning the video “youuuuu look amazing!” * me watching while taking a shit*

  • @sharris9812
    @sharris9812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:23 CAN I GET AN AMEN! 😂😂🤣

  • @shineonsolutions
    @shineonsolutions 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's worked for me is go on a trail and go off course a bit, we went under a cool wooden bridge near a stream. Make an adventure off of whatever you've got available

  • @treynicholsmusic
    @treynicholsmusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:04 “run” 😂😂😂

  • @Leontenklooster
    @Leontenklooster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    So next video is gonna be the best date idea's right?

    • @squigglyg2606
      @squigglyg2606 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Leon ten Klooster he's has a video already

  • @Tantei7
    @Tantei7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think a bike ride is nice, grab a drink and something to eat at the end, nothing overly fancy, just a bunch of fries and a coke or sth. It's affordable, not a lot of people do it as a date, so it's definitely special. What do you think?

  • @polloloco6753
    @polloloco6753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I took my first girlfriend to a paintballing place on our first date lmao

    • @VanderbiltMr
      @VanderbiltMr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      but instead of paint, the balls were filled with tiege hanley

    • @GubbiGap
      @GubbiGap 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds so fun! That's one of those things that would work out because then even if she's not interested in a 2nd date, I'm sure she still had a lot of fun and will look back on it as a happy memory :D

  • @nadkarni.create
    @nadkarni.create 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i must say your videos are really great..they are really hilarious.. keep up the good work sir

  • @TheFlairGuy
    @TheFlairGuy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alpha you are a legend! Loved this lol

  • @anasahmad1683
    @anasahmad1683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that's one of the best shirts I've ever seen, where do i get one?

  • @joranguse5237
    @joranguse5237 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    WHAT , THE CINEMA!1!1!1!1! I THOUGHT THAT WAS amazing, I mean I did that, and she enjoyed it
    *Shit*

  • @joselopez89192
    @joselopez89192 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jose the type of zuniga............... Oh shit wrong video!

  • @zuhairyassin505
    @zuhairyassin505 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    one of the best videos

  • @amat3ur515
    @amat3ur515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:33 to 3:45 is my favorite part of the video😂😂😂. But these tips actually helped me out a lot 👍. Keep up the good work

  • @KaiGaming84
    @KaiGaming84 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1st date - couple chilled drinks at a lounge
    2nd date - dinner
    3rd date - movie
    4th date - social with friends
    5th date - bbq
    It's really not that hard...