Man went from "The brand of sacrifice represents the darkness in the world that can creep into our life to "Ayy but Slan could get it 😳" And that is why I love this channel
As a fellow straight dude, thank you for voicing our consensus (of all hetero dudes) opinions on why we would absolutely smash tf out of Judeau, respectfully
12:47 I feel like you need to rethink this, Griffith had Gennon ready to lose it all for another night with him, bussy game outside the realm of causality
@@tm8089 I figured you meant “thought” instead of fought, i just found it funny it seemed like your misspelling or spell check make it seem like you fought it
That 'Berserker' that came up second isn't the Berserk armour. It's Heracles from the Fate series, who happens to be of the berserker servant class, hence why he probably got mixed in there.
you can't pass on Wyald. literally he won't let you. Flora could probably use glamour magic and look like anyone so that's a definite SUHMASH!! Any of the elves you better bring some duct tape. You don't want them exploding on yah!
Disagree. While Griffith may be high on the breedable scale, he's the very opposite of submissive. Judeau on the other hand strikes a delicate balance on the Submissive and Breedable Index (more so than just about every female character in the manga, in fact). In short, Griffith can be safely passed but paradoxically, you'd be gay not to smash Judeau (not that there's anything wrong with that).
Big agree on Roderick. People hate the _Boatway to Hell_ arc but Roderick is an absolute Chad. Think about this for a second people: Roderick is a completely ordinary guy, just like you or me, but with more money. He just wants to marry the pretty pyromaniac girl. Yet, after bearing witness to exactly the kind of horrors they'll be up against at the estate party, instead of promptly running away horrified, Roderick joins the team and even ponies up a massive boat to continue the mission. He is less fearful for his own life than Isidro or most of the women, despite having seemingly no background in combat whatsoever (let alone in fighting demons.) This guy is the very definition of putting his money where his mouth is, and is just a generally classy guy. This is the guy you would actually want to hang out with, since Guts would be too busy swinging his sword to hang out. I was looking forward to seeing how things would develop between him and Farnesse, until... you know.
I think the problem with Roderick is that we barely even see him at times. If i'm being honest i forgot he even existed. I can't even tell you if he was in the recent chapters or not. But he's definitely a chad he just needed more screen time.
Honestly I dont feel like i'd go for charlotte just because she's just too innocent. I would genuinely feel uncomfortable, not so much in an insecure way but she's slightly too child like imo which is just not.. an optimal vibe... SO ANYWAY Farnese could probably provide quite a wild time wouldnt you all say?
Yeah but he had both hands and eyes, less scars, probably just washed his ass and wore fine clothes. Now he wears edgy boi armor all day, likely stinks, is covered in scars, and is disabled.
There's always an unsaid understanding that women that are ambiguous or around legal age are assumed to be legal for the sake of the discussion. Obviously in real life it's a no
Charlotte was 16 during the Golden Age arc, after that there's a 2 year time skip for the black swordsman arc and then the time after that means she's around 18/19
I think a wild night with Farnese where she can be herself and release all her dark desires that would be perfect for me. in addition, Morda: smash Female apostle: smash Slan: smash Denann: smash Casca: smash Younger Flora: smash Casca: smash I'M sorry Guts Charlotte's step mom: Smash
Straight or no. Roderick is straight up smash. If only for his absolute diamond in the rough in regards of his integrity and skill in the world he inhabits makes him one of the most charismatic people out there. Motherf***in Jerome too! Both solid human beings. I’d smash, come on now.
If it’s immobilized casca I forget her name irane I think it is smashing her might result in her getting ptsd and attacking you with a sword or her mark summoning a bunch of weird shadow demons so she might be one of the lesser options even if you did have concent.
You may pass on Wylad, but Wylad wouldn't pass on you and you can't stop him
Pass unto you his
Can't ignore his girth XD
@@luxj.9451 Calm down there Johnny Storm. 🤣
@@luxj.9451 so u wanna be a shitty overpowered Isekai protagonist.
God💀
Saw Morda on the thumbnail, read the title, and immediately clicked.
Literal best girl. Definitely can tell goth girls were getting more popular when Miura was writing her.
@@JustifyTheseHeathens shes not goth, black hair doesnt mean goth
@@JustifyTheseHeathens also love her rebel, careless, sarcastic personality, those kind of girls are something else, plus her looks... she's perfect 😍
@@christian_kansasbro 💀
I'd have to pass on Casca bc of the bro code. Got too much respect for her and guts
You bullshittin’
Lol fr fr, we gotta keep it 100 ✊🏼💯
Respect
This is why i miss the dislike option. Ofcourse you smash Casca. Its hypothetical and fictional. Must not pass.
@@franciscovega2042 only ten dislikes, but why dislike for that reason
Is Charlotte really high maintenance? After Griffith rescued her she was pretty happy living a humble life baking cookies and stuff
Yeah just because she's a princess she's high maintenance lol. She seems to be very kind and sweet and like you said seems content just baking cookies
Sure thing bud..wait 5 Years then say the same thing
Ryan is usually on point, but I felt like he thought she was high maintenance because she is used to a high class lifestyle
Charlotte accepted humble lifestyle for Griffith, she is kinda obsessed/infatuated with him. She won't do that for anyone else I guess.
isn't she like 16?
Miura managed to take simplistic childhood “penis monster” drawings onto an entirely different level.
7:22 I unironically believe that this generation has been conditioned into liking goth women
Even if, I’m not gonna stop now 😂
i approve of this conditioning
@@RealLifeRyan Same
I approve
I was always into goth women. Ain't stopping now.
Man went from "The brand of sacrifice represents the darkness in the world that can creep into our life to "Ayy but Slan could get it 😳"
And that is why I love this channel
Who wouldn't smash slan though?
@@HeyMomonia a family guy
@@HeyMomonia Only a madman would pass her
@@corryjamieson3909 I feel like Peter would smash.
@@HeyMomonia Me
"Unfortunately I like girls so I can't choose Roderick"
COWARD
As a fellow straight dude, thank you for voicing our consensus (of all hetero dudes) opinions on why we would absolutely smash tf out of Judeau, respectfully
Wait wut?
@@snakey934Snakeybakey boy I said we smashing Judeau
@@edgelord7090 here king, you dropped this 👑
I wouldn't even say no homo
LMAOOO FAX
12:47 I feel like you need to rethink this, Griffith had Gennon ready to lose it all for another night with him, bussy game outside the realm of causality
I sure do fucking hope I'll never have to see this set of words ever again in my life
What the fuck did I just read
This comment right here officer
this is why I hate zoomers.
Bussy probably had that gorilla grip 🤤
Yeah Berserker Armor is a pass. You don’t feel anything physical while inside of it
I fought that too
@@tm8089 you fought the armor? Wow, you lived to tell the tale
@@whitedragoness23 lol i must have been really tired when i wrote that 😂
@@tm8089 I figured you meant “thought” instead of fought, i just found it funny it seemed like your misspelling or spell check make it seem like you fought it
It would probabli bite off all of your 3 legs.
That 'Berserker' that came up second isn't the Berserk armour. It's Heracles from the Fate series, who happens to be of the berserker servant class, hence why he probably got mixed in there.
bruh
Should’ve been Lancelot
Was going to comment this before I saw your comment
supossed to be zodd ig
Should've been saber
“His mouth is ready for it too” 😂😂🤣
Everyone knows Daiba has the best kush link in the entire Berserkverse
He is a Kushan afterall
Pippin is always a hard choice, Back stuff might not be his thing though.
no
Bro
He’s got bulk but no substance
Bro it took me a second 😂😂😭
Damn💀
I would pass on Casca because I don't wanna get brutally butchered by Guts.
Daiba puts the kush in Kushan
That Kushan kush.
“I’m gonna pass on Wyald” bro I don’t think Wyald is giving people the choice
sex in the Berserk universe is usually a bad experience
You can pass Donovan but he won't pass you little boy
dude just said smash to every single of-age woman + judeau
And Conrad
@@playswithsquirrels4630 and pippin 😆
@@playswithsquirrels4630 only bc he was forced to
you can't pass on Wyald. literally he won't let you.
Flora could probably use glamour magic and look like anyone so that's a definite SUHMASH!!
Any of the elves you better bring some duct tape. You don't want them exploding on yah!
you'd rather be exploding on them yk what I mean
I wouldn’t go anywhere near Nina. She got that nasty 🤢 and O boy Joachim still hittin…smh
Imagine stds in a world like berserk
@Emperor and bodies. He’s gotta catch up with his girl.
@Emperor he already has her std lol. That's part of why hes cool with going with her
@@geomad7555 just sprinkle fairy dust on it and you’re good
Brah, you passed on Griffith? He is even more feminine than Judeau. Just stipulate that it's Griffith pre-Tower of Rebirth and smash away.
Low key gay for not wanting to hit Griff
Ez pass
@@Wavedashnoir jit trippin
@@Replied_ByMeatr1der5 high-key gay lol
Disagree. While Griffith may be high on the breedable scale, he's the very opposite of submissive. Judeau on the other hand strikes a delicate balance on the Submissive and Breedable Index (more so than just about every female character in the manga, in fact).
In short, Griffith can be safely passed but paradoxically, you'd be gay not to smash Judeau (not that there's anything wrong with that).
I just wanted to say one of the BEST parts of this video is "Tell Me Why" playing on loop in the background!
Wyald : Bite the pillow. I'm going in dry.
Do I get to live after?
@@lorddraugr3138He will snap your neck.
@@Sir.humanoid oh… then yeah, pass.
Griffith: pass
AYO?!
😳
Big agree on Roderick. People hate the _Boatway to Hell_ arc but Roderick is an absolute Chad. Think about this for a second people: Roderick is a completely ordinary guy, just like you or me, but with more money. He just wants to marry the pretty pyromaniac girl. Yet, after bearing witness to exactly the kind of horrors they'll be up against at the estate party, instead of promptly running away horrified, Roderick joins the team and even ponies up a massive boat to continue the mission. He is less fearful for his own life than Isidro or most of the women, despite having seemingly no background in combat whatsoever (let alone in fighting demons.) This guy is the very definition of putting his money where his mouth is, and is just a generally classy guy. This is the guy you would actually want to hang out with, since Guts would be too busy swinging his sword to hang out.
I was looking forward to seeing how things would develop between him and Farnesse, until... you know.
Dudes a total bro to guts as well.
I think the problem with Roderick is that we barely even see him at times.
If i'm being honest i forgot he even existed. I can't even tell you if he was in the recent chapters or not.
But he's definitely a chad he just needed more screen time.
@@HeyMomonia whatchu mean?One of the last chapters he’s chilling and getting wasted with the boys (Guts and Serpico)
He's an experienced naval captain and a warrior prince. It's absurd to say he doesn't have any background in combat
Why do people hate it? It was a good arc.
Schnoz is an immediate smash!
like who tf does this. this is what the hiatus does to degenerates
Honestly I dont feel like i'd go for charlotte just because she's just too innocent. I would genuinely feel uncomfortable, not so much in an insecure way but she's slightly too child like imo which is just not.. an optimal vibe...
SO ANYWAY Farnese could probably provide quite a wild time wouldnt you all say?
You guys keep fighting over Slan, Morda and others, meanwhile I'll smash the Queen of Midland.
Laban's portrait showing him sweating bullets is very apropos for this.
1:45 - I'll have you know... guts was quite popular with the girls in the one party he went to.
also, how dare you not smash roderick?
Yeah but he had both hands and eyes, less scars, probably just washed his ass and wore fine clothes. Now he wears edgy boi armor all day, likely stinks, is covered in scars, and is disabled.
@@bloodangel19 and all the girls want him. From shierke to slan
@@alicepbg2042 farnese literally begging for it.
07:15 spoke to me on a astrophysical level
Meanwhile a Godhand waiting in the bed after finishing the video.
Conrad: Huh
Lmao this dude manages to make content about Berserk so freaking funny and that one hell of an achievement
Berserk can be pretty funny at times.
*Guts did nothing wrong* is also making fun berserk content
"Guts himself, he's too much man for me"
COWARD.
Mrs. Corkus is going to be so happy
In the berserk universe you don't smash or pass. It's smash or get smashed
This is poetic.
Rape horse agrees with this comment
Flora could probably do some real freaky things with her magic. Definite smash.
My man Ryan is getting desperate for content and I'm here for it tbh
I was just a normale straight guy. But everything changed when I saw Berserk.
Judeau is the biggest bro in all of Berserk, smash. It's not gay it's homiesexual
So RyanxJudeu only fans? Hell it gets more promising every video.
You passed on Silat
I'm sorry, but I can no longer take anything you say seriously
Grunbeld: Pass, too bara
Rakshas: Pass, too unanatomical
Irvine: Pass, too furry
Locus: Pass, too shiny
Sonia: 🚓
*guts show up*
Ryan: smash or pa-
Me: smash.
Ryan: I didn’t even finish
Me: I said smash.
12:23 they might both be dudely, but NO ONE gets your iron hard like Godo 😎
I see you are a man of culture. Morda is a hard smash, dude, she's exactly my type as well, i love the goth looks and the personality
Okay…
Man, it would have been so funny if Donovan-sama would have replaced Conrad.
Snail apostle kinda cute tho ngl
I would like a spinoff about Roderick, Jerome, and Judeau all being bros
I'm gonna pretend this was a video about which Berserk characters would you like to play Smash Bros. with since Charlotte is 16 years old 😅
There's always an unsaid understanding that women that are ambiguous or around legal age are assumed to be legal for the sake of the discussion. Obviously in real life it's a no
Charlotte was 16 during the Golden Age arc, after that there's a 2 year time skip for the black swordsman arc and then the time after that means she's around 18/19
not currently. but more importantly, she feels like a kid. so it's still a pass either way
@@alicepbg2042 why does she feel like a kid
@@Wavedashnoir the way she acts.
at least pippin would never talk about it
Corkus had it coming.
Seriously, you passed on Guts but smashed Pippen? 😂 And Conrad? Again so funny 😆!
He didn't have a choice. His rule was an automatic yes after 5 nos
I know. It was just so funny. 😆
You think wyald would give you a choice?!🤣🤣🤣
“I know it’s probably a bad idea”
Roderick:*pops in the screen*
Me:*smashed the smash button*
I don't think the horse gives you an option to pass 😬😬😬
😳
Pippin over Rickert because I might die during it and I wouldn’t have to live with the shame.
Wyald was a pass?!? By the nine you heretic!!!
Donovan can’t be passed
Silly Ryan, when Wyald comes up, you have no say in the matter.
id pick pippin over godo.. pippin is stoic as fuck...nobody would ever know
Congrats on the Godhand vid getting over a million views bro!!!
Fam when Conrad popped up making that mouth I fuking lost it
I have always LOVED girls with black hair with bangs. I even asked my gf to cut her hair like it.
2:03 he's from the Fate series.
Ah yes my favorite berserk character, Heracles from Fate
What the actual hell
Get the Corkus taste out of my mouth💀💀💀
slan is instant smash.
15:26 You didn't have to blow him, hella extra. Get that Corkus taste out ya mouth lmao
If you were to close your eyes Conrad could work 👀
If you’re gonna do stupid shit for entertainment, this is how you do it: with heart and soul and like your life actually depended on it. NEW SUB
just started the vid so I don't know which ones are gonna show but imagen passing 5 just to be forced to smash Donoven
5:52. You're probably rethinking the wisdom of your last decision now.
"Goin' back to Midland, Midland, I'm going back to Midland, nah, I don't think so..."
I think a wild night with Farnese where she can be herself and release all her dark desires that would be perfect for me. in addition,
Morda: smash
Female apostle: smash
Slan: smash
Denann: smash
Casca: smash
Younger Flora: smash
Casca: smash I'M sorry Guts
Charlotte's step mom: Smash
I'd smash Charlotte but like after saving her from the king
See everyone is passing on Farnese, such untapped potential (no pun intended).
Yo I laughed like Conrad when you got to him 🤣
Why do I feel like Markiplier smash or pass Pokémon video is now starting a new trend?
bro just zoomed past Serpico and had to pick between Pippin and Godo
Being bisexual really does help here
Oh yes ^~^
If you don't smash Donovan I will be Hella disappointed
6:05 got me rolling
Idk if im shameless or some dog but i always thought Morda was the baddest. Also how tf pass on Void?? imagine his pillow talk🤤
*everything lies within the current of causality*
me: uWu
“If I pass Pippin, I gotta bang Godo.”
I don’t see a problem here.
wait is this pre eclipse griffith or post because I feel like that would change the answer ?
The things you do... you must really want to trow that pizza party...
If I could I would subcribe to you again.
I had fun, thanks mate!.
Slan?
Totally SMASH!
ECLIPSE BE DAMNED!!!!
That’s berserker from fate stay night. You should give it a watch , I feel fate zero, heavens feel, and Kara no kyokai would be up your alley.
This is the cultured content I follow you for
At 2:05 that's Heracles from the Fate series, don't know why he's there
Straight or no. Roderick is straight up smash. If only for his absolute diamond in the rough in regards of his integrity and skill in the world he inhabits makes him one of the most charismatic people out there.
Motherf***in Jerome too!
Both solid human beings. I’d smash, come on now.
The only correct answer is pass on all of them
False, the correct answer is smash
If it’s immobilized casca I forget her name irane I think it is smashing her might result in her getting ptsd and attacking you with a sword or her mark summoning a bunch of weird shadow demons so she might be one of the lesser options even if you did have concent.
Your reactions are gold
That's the heroic spirit of Hercules from Fate. True 24/7 Berserker
never thought i would see this type of video