God I really really hate when that happens. Happens too often... You can change this though! You just need to send me all your personal information and credit card information and I'll teach you to read
@@pluto3194 Damn, is it really that easy? Hold up, I'll go get my credit card and ID's. ...Do you just hate it when you go to get you credit card and ID's to give it's information to someone to teach you how to read, but then realize that you're a cat and you don't have a credit card and now you can't learn how to read and you're broke?
@@pluto3194 I would but....I don't think I have any info, I'm a cat. I don't even have my shots yet ...oh my god, how am I texting- I don't have any thumbs!
The second to Last game was , if i can call it that , a ,,Hit" i think? I saw videos from it a few years back. Some youtubers i watched back then covered it. It looked a bit diffrent , but it may just be a diffrent version or my memory tricking me.
Clearly, Kevin needs to be sponsored by a headphone company. I'm not saying his free pair would be less painful, but he would at least be paid for the trouble.
I can’t wait for me and the parents to gather round the fire and play some “Christmas Hentai” i feel like it’s gonna become a tradition every Christmas.
My mom has that issue and she went to the drs, turns out she has a swollen optic nerve and has to take steroids while it heals. Definitely should get stuff like that checked out ASAP!
I have that problem it's called an aura migraine your vision goes blurry before a migraine. Unfourtantly, the aura is untreatable, but it's not a big deal in terms of health.
"How do I murder Santa Claus?" - I recommend the song "I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus" by this little-known youtuber called Drew Gonzalez, it's got some good tips for you!
"now is the season where everybody will die So pray to Jim Pickens and your life will be spared If not you'll feel the wrath of the loyal cult. We will stab you in the back And set up the sacrificial rack where your organs will be eaten by your love ones. So hail Pickens tonight and we wish you a merry good night"
I get a lot of migraines where I lose my sight. That's the warning sign that I'm about to get one and it can take awhile for my full sight to come back. It's like u looked at a light and there's a little dot in ur eye from where u looked at the light. It gets worse the closer ur migraine gets. Sometimes i go numb and/or get nauseous and throw up too and there's nothing I can do about it other than feel a bit less pain with meds.
"Christmas Hentai" I think this is why Jesus died and never returned: so he wouldnt see this kind of shit. I cant blame the man tho dying seems way more agreeable than being immortal to see shit like this forever Also at 13:34 I believe thats a Free Film from the Blender Foundation called Sintel. Even if its free on YOutube I still believe its a DMCA situation lolol
Well Jesus saw every sin that ever had been or would be committed when he was in the Garden of Gethsemane, so he saw someone make Christmas Hentai and still decided to die for humankind. What a chad
About the last game: Here's some context: Krampus is a demon who takes/kidnaps naughty children. He's like Santa's evil sidekick made to scare children into behaving. It's a thing in some european regions like Bavaria.
"What is happening, why am I being attacked by carrots. I'm dying to carrots." I would say "If 2020 was a quote", but honestly this is simply just a quintessential Kevin quote
I'm int the middle of the Christmas rush at Walmart and I just wanted to say thank you Kevin. I can't wait for the yearly recap, Merry Christmas everyone.
I know it sounds stupid but Kevin saying Merry Christmas is so special to me. I’ve been a fan for 5 years now and I was in the middle of secondary school when my brother suggest his channel to me in the garden when we were messing around with the football. I was into Garry’s Mod at the time and loves his Harry Potter and Star War vids. From then I grew to love this lovely Irishman’s content and he was partly one of a few people that got me through my hard times. From family deaths in my crucial GCSEs and A-Level years to have a really terrible day because of being bullied. I would always get in at 4pm, watch his vids and eat Frosties or shreddies or crunchy nuts or musli and chill for a bit before doing studying or homework at 5pm to bedtime. That day my brother suggested this channel was the day that kinda changed a small part of the path I took and I massively appreciate it. And also the fan base on here- it hasn’t changed since the day I joined. It still feels like the silly, wacky and funny community that I fell in love with 5 years ago and got me through some hard times (you know who you are). So that’s why Kevin saying Merry Christmas means a lot to me. Not only because 2020 has generally been a really horrific year for all of us but it’s been a bad one for me too personally- especially for my family. So I want to say thanks Kevin for all your help and content- it’s been like getting to know a close mate. You got me through some hard times and you’ll probs never know that- but that’s what makes it even more magical. And by the way I’m in my early 20s and at uni and when I have the time I still watch this channel because it’s a weird sort of community that I’ll always fell at home with. So from the England, U.K, Merry Christmas and have a happy New Year Kevin and all your family/friends. I hope to visit my relatives in Ireland soon- I got an Aron sweater for my birthday this year and it’s made me more eager to go now but yeah- happy holidays to all and once again, thanks Kevin for helping me through my childhood and mid to latter education- in ya unique way. ‘Go Rabiht Maitht Agat’ and one last thing... BORE RAGNAROK! (Yep I’m that old to know haha)!
My grandma had a program on her old computer exactly like that Christmas desktop one that I messed with literally all the time, and I haven't thought about it in about 20 years. Thanks for unlocking that random memory, kevo. Happy Christmas ⛄🎄
Hi Kevin you probably won’t see this but my girlfriend just broke up with me last night and I just want to say thanks for cheering me up and generally making great content consistently
Funny story Kevin, I went in Among Us and pretended to be Santa like you, and it came out exactly as yours! It honestly was more wholesome than you think it would be. I think what ever Among Us game needs is just a wholesome person to look up to and someone you feel you know you can't lie to.
Kevin’s wishlist for Christmas: All of the worst games of all time
Bad Rats 2
Yea yep yep yeah yeah
0:28 I can't believe he entirely glossed over "cthulhu saves christmas"
And it's not actually a bad game either. Charming little rpg
@@guyinthecorner0 I'm gonna look it up now. XD
@@guyinthecorner0 Probably why Kevin glossed over it: if these were good games, he wouldn't be making fun of them
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone in the Cult- uh, i mean community...
merry christmas and happy holidays to you my fellow stonk man
Happy christmas/holidays!!
All hail the dear leader, may his love, bless us all
Praise be the Picken
Cultmmunity
"the cyberpunk of Chrismas"
"basically crash bandicoot"
10/11 dentists approved this game
Well, facts
Nah it’s 12/11 dentists.
420/69
Kevin is secretly an Irish God, he corrupts people with his sick ways in video games, and his cult grows, video by video, and I love it
Hey man someone still your comment up the line. I put in the replies that you were first.
@@dodatra9266 what
Ohhh stealllll I took like 30 secs to understand lmao
true
Shhhh we dont use the cult word here
Only one person has the strength to steal all the presents, JIM PICKENS of course
😏😏😏
Actually he just steals and enslaves Santa Claus himself... and then his replacement as well.
Your name nearly tricked me you skally wag
Christmas hentai has the tag “survival”.... Santa *NO!*
death by snu snu
Santa YES!
death by tsundere rip
Oh no
@@LeoMkII I’m literally watching Futurama rn 🤣
Kevin’s “Hey there friends” is always comforting
It really is.
Everyday for the last 3 years I have felt better because of Kevin’s intro
Kevin is so nice except for when he wants to kill innocent people and santa.
Literally whats keeping me going
@@renameagain5808 same tho.
Don't you just hate it when you're in the middle of reading a book, and you realize that you're a cat and you can't read?
Damn bro, I thought it was just me. Good to know there are others out there.
God I really really hate when that happens. Happens too often...
You can change this though! You just need to send me all your personal information and credit card information and I'll teach you to read
@@pluto3194 Damn, is it really that easy? Hold up, I'll go get my credit card and ID's.
...Do you just hate it when you go to get you credit card and ID's to give it's information to someone to teach you how to read, but then realize that you're a cat and you don't have a credit card and now you can't learn how to read and you're broke?
@@mahnoorahmad7938 This would be so relatable if I could read.
@@pluto3194 I would but....I don't think I have any info, I'm a cat. I don't even have my shots yet ...oh my god, how am I texting- I don't have any thumbs!
Just imagine hearing that little "hoo... hoo hoo" in the middle of the night
Santa is an owl
I'm unironically interested by Ho-Ho-Homewrecker and Turkey
The second to Last game was , if i can call it that , a ,,Hit" i think? I saw videos from it a few years back. Some youtubers i watched back then covered it. It looked a bit diffrent , but it may just be a diffrent version or my memory tricking me.
Fun fact you may not know: Jim Pickens is actually Santa
You mean Krampus?
*satan
Was that after he had santa eat santa
Woah
Krampus*
Clearly, Kevin needs to be sponsored by a headphone company. I'm not saying his free pair would be less painful, but he would at least be paid for the trouble.
Ya know, at this point, 2020 has messed up the year for us that I honestly prefer these Christmas games over the actual holiday. Thanks Kev.
Especially christimas hentai
I am sorry for the decisions I made, tails don’t kill me
Tails, forgive me
Edit: thanks for the sub tails, I subbed back
But seriously tho 2020 kinda ruined Christmas, its really not the same as Christmas on other years
Wouldn't be a Kevin video without a Tails is Disappointed comment hidden somewhere, I like the new picture^^
I can’t wait for me and the parents to gather round the fire and play some “Christmas Hentai” i feel like it’s gonna become a tradition every Christmas.
ah yes the classic christmas tradition
How did it go
the "felid navidad" cracked me up. Thank you Kevin for that
I feel like you've mentioned bad migraines and blurred vision multiple times recently.. I'd really advise seeing a doctor to check it out just in case
My mom has that issue and she went to the drs, turns out she has a swollen optic nerve and has to take steroids while it heals. Definitely should get stuff like that checked out ASAP!
I have that problem it's called an aura migraine your vision goes blurry before a migraine. Unfourtantly, the aura is untreatable, but it's not a big deal in terms of health.
We gotta look after our dear leader
@@DGEL-lu4lm same shit bro
And even if theirs nothing causing it you can often get rescue meds that'll make the symptoms better during the migraine
Even while kevin playes the worst games on steam he turns it into a good game
12:18 I love how that says "ARE SURE?" instead of "ARE YOU SURE?"
I'm pretty occupied currently funny Irish man I'll be back after Christmas
Hey I'm back nice video partner.
@Pickle the demons lick your toes
@Noah Gunawan no, that's just your friendly neighborhood uncle
Y
we will wait for you
And who are you?
I guess Santas Story Of Christmas is gonna be the new Idle Breakout lol
k
Idle breakout christmas edition
"How do I murder Santa Claus?" - I recommend the song "I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus" by this little-known youtuber called Drew Gonzalez, it's got some good tips for you!
Heh.
I prefer the content by Danny Gooden.
Best holiday songs..now if you excuse me, im going to go be the next santa and sleep with santas wife
Kev made his list and checked it twice.. guess he didn't find any fucks to give about ending Santa's life
@@SirKappy oh have you ever seen Dranny Gonzooden? excellent channel
my sister saw me laying in my bed with my headphones staring to a wall and called me an edgy teen when i was just listening to this video lmao
Just tell her you're an edgy cult member, and proceed to show her videos till she joins
Christmas Hentai, Genres: Adventure, Action, *SURVIVAL*
🤣
Well you have to hold out as long as you can
Just like all of them
Death by snu snu
Lol
me: :(
kevin: hey there friends!
me: :)
:))
:)))
:))))
:)))))
:(
MERRY FECKING CHRISTMAS, FELLOW CULTIST! I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT CHRISTMAS!
Thanks :)
2:03 “this is the cyberpunk of christmas” lmfao
I hope you're doing fine Kevin, both mentally and physically. Merry Christmas
All I want for Christmas is to buy Kevin on the dark web.
He is on sale for 19.99$ , I'm pretty sure.
o.o
@JakeTerry ☆ At one point he was free because the black friday sale and Christmas sake were active at the same time
@@cringeitself I already ordered a Kevin, I'm so excited, I can't wait to get here
Not that many people live in Ireland. Just go door to door and you'll find him eventually.
*_it's beginning to look a lot like JimMas._*
"now is the season
where everybody will die
So pray to Jim Pickens
and your life will be spared
If not you'll feel the wrath of the loyal cult.
We will stab you in the back
And set up the sacrificial rack
where your organs
will be eaten by your love ones.
So hail Pickens tonight
and we wish you a merry good night"
MERRY FECKIN CHRISTMAS TO KEV AND THE PICKENS PACK 🎄
I identify my religion as the Pickens pack
whos jim pickens
@@Lizzoncker you must be new here 😏
@@camili5072 if iwas new how would i know his name im just feckin with you im not new
@@Lizzoncker lol ik I was just keeping the bit going 😂
*Santa has his LSD ready*
Santa: I’m gonna make Christmas magical for me this year
I fecking went hysterical for 5 minutes when Kevin pointed out the Christmas H*ntai XD
and how does he know my family watches ???
Kevin, please do “Among Us but I only speak Simlish”
Do it!
Dewit
He's gonna get voted out all the time lmao
Felid Navidad, Felid Navidad, Felid Navidad, weird ass games and fecking cats.
It's Feliz*
@Chris Hansen With Dateline NBC I don't know
@Chris Hansen With Dateline NBC shame "basement" doesn't rhyme.
@Chris Hansen With Dateline NBC okay?
You gotta get kidnapped to have the "cool screenshot". You didn't even get to the meat of Krampus is home.
The Cyberpunk of Christmas is just Cyberpunk let’s be honest
Kevin: “hey there friends how’s it going?”
Me: “it’s actually been a tough few weeks, Kev.”
I hope things get better⊂((・▽・))⊃
*hugs*
Yooo everyone else hyped for Christmas Hentai?
Yep, I already got Hentai WW2 so I can't wait for Hentai Christmas!
Yes
Fancy Piss
I wonder if any DLCs are planned.
I get a lot of migraines where I lose my sight. That's the warning sign that I'm about to get one and it can take awhile for my full sight to come back. It's like u looked at a light and there's a little dot in ur eye from where u looked at the light. It gets worse the closer ur migraine gets. Sometimes i go numb and/or get nauseous and throw up too and there's nothing I can do about it other than feel a bit less pain with meds.
As someone with chronic migraines I feel your pain
I like to think that when Kevin says “bye for now” at the end of his videos, it’s a threat. Like “bye... for now”
When will the movie, “how the Jim stole Christmas” come out, because I need an expalination
Turkey of Christmas Past... the Dark Souls of Christmas games.
You know? I was expecting a 2020 rewind. But this is the funniest shit I've seen in a week.
There will be the rewind tomorrow
Ahh ok
Why did I had a sudden urge to cast "Flipendo" as soon as a saw those "christmas turtles"?
Day 127 of asking Kevin to play the Papa's games for Christmas
YESSS good content I would watch it
I love that Kevin starts the video by spinning in his chair and stops at that iconic angle
Lowkey wanna hear Kevin sing I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus by Danny Gonzalez now.
Absolutely
"Christmas Hentai"
I think this is why Jesus died and never returned: so he wouldnt see this kind of shit. I cant blame the man tho dying seems way more agreeable than being immortal to see shit like this forever
Also at 13:34 I believe thats a Free Film from the Blender Foundation called Sintel. Even if its free on YOutube I still believe its a DMCA situation lolol
Well Jesus saw every sin that ever had been or would be committed when he was in the Garden of Gethsemane, so he saw someone make Christmas Hentai and still decided to die for humankind. What a chad
That "UwU" was the best part of my Christmas
"Im not sure i can say that word (hentai)" *minutes later* "how do i point the gun at my self?"
High as feck watching this and dying from Laughter, remember kids, you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter". Merry Christmas everyone!
First time I hear that lololol
Kevin calling self-inflicted pain “Christmas Cheer” makes me worry about him
Nice profile picture :)
@@candykyujung thank you :)
You still simping for Kevin to spite Tk Pol?
@@pluto3194 yep :D
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! 🎄🖤
I found your channel this year and it's been one of the things that have kept me goin on this year so thank you and merry Christmas
Day 223 of telling Kevin to revisit the Bee Movie Game
You like Jazz ?
Damn, you have serious dedication. I admire that.
3:07 "They Were Lying There Like This"
Such an ominous-sounding achievement for this Santa game lmao!
Merry Christmas fellow members of the Cult!
Having an migrane is soooooo weird the loss of vision is the scariest thing ever!
About the last game:
Here's some context: Krampus is a demon who takes/kidnaps naughty children. He's like Santa's evil sidekick made to scare children into behaving. It's a thing in some european regions like Bavaria.
6:56 I knew Kevin was a man of culture, but now I'm convinced.
Any Christmas watching Kevin's videos is a marvelous Christmas to me
@Falcon Fern Merry Christmas to you too!
Kev's videos always make my day just a little bit more tolerable ^^
Okay, not gonna lie, that Krampus game gave me a bit shot of anxiety...
"What is happening, why am I being attacked by carrots. I'm dying to carrots."
I would say "If 2020 was a quote", but honestly this is simply just a quintessential Kevin quote
I'm doing well today Kevin, I hope you and everybody here has a wonderful Christmas 🎄☃️
0:53
I think we all know what tomorrow's video is going to be
TH-cam: 20 comments
Me: can I see them?
TH-cam: no
Person: this may sound crazy but someone here is being possessed by an owl
Another person: 2:25
"What kind of turkey is this?" is Kevin's version of "Whose horse is that?"
All I want for Christmas is Kevin.
Now I will have the curiosity to search for that "offbrand" Christmas game...
Kevin always cheers up my day and makes me forget about my anxiety
Love your videos. Never gets boring
Aww Kev, hope you’re doing well, migraines suck. Merry Christmas to you and yours
I lost it at Felid Navidad. Merry christmas Kevin!
I'm int the middle of the Christmas rush at Walmart and I just wanted to say thank you Kevin. I can't wait for the yearly recap, Merry Christmas everyone.
I know it sounds stupid but Kevin saying Merry Christmas is so special to me. I’ve been a fan for 5 years now and I was in the middle of secondary school when my brother suggest his channel to me in the garden when we were messing around with the football. I was into Garry’s Mod at the time and loves his Harry Potter and Star War vids. From then I grew to love this lovely Irishman’s content and he was partly one of a few people that got me through my hard times. From family deaths in my crucial GCSEs and A-Level years to have a really terrible day because of being bullied. I would always get in at 4pm, watch his vids and eat Frosties or shreddies or crunchy nuts or musli and chill for a bit before doing studying or homework at 5pm to bedtime. That day my brother suggested this channel was the day that kinda changed a small part of the path I took and I massively appreciate it. And also the fan base on here- it hasn’t changed since the day I joined. It still feels like the silly, wacky and funny community that I fell in love with 5 years ago and got me through some hard times (you know who you are). So that’s why Kevin saying Merry Christmas means a lot to me. Not only because 2020 has generally been a really horrific year for all of us but it’s been a bad one for me too personally- especially for my family. So I want to say thanks Kevin for all your help and content- it’s been like getting to know a close mate. You got me through some hard times and you’ll probs never know that- but that’s what makes it even more magical. And by the way I’m in my early 20s and at uni and when I have the time I still watch this channel because it’s a weird sort of community that I’ll always fell at home with. So from the England, U.K, Merry Christmas and have a happy New Year Kevin and all your family/friends. I hope to visit my relatives in Ireland soon- I got an Aron sweater for my birthday this year and it’s made me more eager to go now but yeah- happy holidays to all and once again, thanks Kevin for helping me through my childhood and mid to latter education- in ya unique way. ‘Go Rabiht Maitht Agat’ and one last thing...
BORE RAGNAROK!
(Yep I’m that old to know haha)!
Me looking and waiting for Call Me Turg’s comment:
I've been following Kevin since I was 12 and this is the very first time I see this video! watching it for Christmas times 💖💖💖
“Only one creature has the strength!”
Me: Jim pickens?
kevin is going to be getting alot of coal for christmas and then hes gonna eat it
Merry Chrysler Kevin!
My grandma had a program on her old computer exactly like that Christmas desktop one that I messed with literally all the time, and I haven't thought about it in about 20 years. Thanks for unlocking that random memory, kevo. Happy Christmas ⛄🎄
I wonder if Jim Pickens will kidnap new Santa this year too
13:26 oh no, it's a horror game
13:57 oh no, it's a RESOURCE MANAGEMENT HORROR GAME
Shoulda played Christmas Hentai
@My irons are rusted
Na he streamed on a different website
same with Man of the House. I was surprised to see that one on steam tbh
16:26 ah yes, Krampus, the happiest cheeriest best christmas film ever
Christmas rhythm looks like something I would see in my head if was extremely ill with the flu and a child
Ah yes my favorite famous Christmas tale Santa gets mauled by penguin who dumped the body into the void
0:58 missed opportunity to say "Santa Claus changed his pants" :D
Hi Kevin you probably won’t see this but my girlfriend just broke up with me last night and I just want to say thanks for cheering me up and generally making great content consistently
You're the greatest gift Kevin.
0:30 "that man of the house" reference got me......... kev u dirty dog, that giggle tells me u know that game non-Christmas version :)
day 9 of telling kevin to use the asmr mic in vrchat or comedy night
I love watching Kevin just knocking santa down on the peinguin
i missed tonight’s stream because i got fecking electrocuted, im sorry kevin 😭
Funny story Kevin, I went in Among Us and pretended to be Santa like you, and it came out exactly as yours! It honestly was more wholesome than you think it would be. I think what ever Among Us game needs is just a wholesome person to look up to and someone you feel you know you can't lie to.
Oof i know how bad migraines can be. Hope you're doing ok kev!
The minute he started reading the synopsis for Krampus Is Home I jumped lol
I love watching the Grumps play that game lol
Did you know You can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from two miles away
Kevin: "Hey there friends"
Also Kevin: "I have no friends"
Wow, okay.
Will dear leader be celebrating christmas in the sims 4 this year, kevin?
Oh no Kevin found Krampus is home. Also there is more to the game, Kevin. There is the freaky McDonald's place.