To help the quarantine I bought 50 steam games for 4.99 on Ebay
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- To help the quarantine I bought 50 steam games for 4.99 on Ebay. Who knew it could make it worse
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Imagine checking your voice mail and some confused Irish dude just says "Yes. Thank you" and hangs up.
In a different language no less
@@GooseEnthused even though all germans would understand that
@@derdurstbursch It's a different language. You can't understand it if you don't speak it.
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 bruh
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 bruh
Kevin: "Why do none of these games have instructions??"
Also Kevin: "I am *NOT* reading that"
I see he's channeling his inner Aaron.
*Outstanding move.*
@@IamaPERSON Did you mean Arin? Lol
@@spicybeantofu yep, wasn't sure if I got it right
he has to see this lol
It’s the thought that counts, you know?
German Translation:
"There is no one available at the moment, leave a message after the beep."
Yes
Yes
Yes
....No?
Ja
It's funny how he says he's in quarantine yet we all know he doesn't leave the house anyway
Nice
You can probably relate though
that's probably the joke, Kevin is pretty meta sometimes
666 likes, cursed
R/murderedbywords
Kevin- "I wouldn't wish this music on my worst enemy"
Also Kevin- *plays the music at the end for all of his subscribers*
We're not his worst enemy.
At least that proves we’re not his worst enemies.
Any link to that? Or is it just for that game and no memes included? :D
@johnnys141 join r/turg
It's that damn Past Kevin. Always screwing things up.
Kevin: Is completely scammed and just gets shitty games
Also Kevin when there's a duplicate key: Im Pissed!
Heyo Finn O
Hey Finn O.
Hey Finn O
Hey Finn O
Hey Finn O
imagine being on kevins friends list and constantly seeing his status pop up in the bottom right hand corner with every new game he played.
@@Riley_HawkinsOSRS who tickled your pickle incorrectly?
@@yaboiknightfall8012 your mom.
@@Riley_HawkinsOSRS this fool lmao
@@ryokiritani4187 damn I was high as fuck
Don't do drugs, or you'll end up like A Half Way Crook
"TWO WORLDS MUST BE A GOOD GAME"
no one tell him the speedrun is 2 minutes and all you do is make the final boss aggro the starting villagers
Yes
Look, I know Two Worlds is a janky mess of a game and there’s a million things wrong with it, but I personally love it.
& there are some people out there who genuinely like two worlds. The game promised to be better than oblivion, but it just wasn't.
@@HumanPerson_final I loved both Two Worlds Games
They were so much fun to play
But tricking the games was fun too
@@misspopcoin2204 I genuinely loved two worlds. I sucked at it but it was fun and I didnt know much better at the time
"Aw this game is amazing,"
*1 second later*
"I hate it."
Alternatively: thanks, I hate it
Haha, that's what he said. I will laugh now
I add "Thanks, I hate it" to everything I do in general
Almost every video, besides Sims, and PS 2s.
@@ryanchungus8972 Please GKYS.
The german said:
"Zur Zeit ist niemand erreichbar, Sie können nach dem Signalton eine Nachricht hinterlassen"
you're welcome
Du solltest es übersesetzen XD
And unwittingly he followed the instructions perfectly
Thank you!!
Yes, but what does it translate to? 🤨
@@_Cetarial "currently no one is available, you can leave a message after the peep" :)
That german voice was just telling the ancient legend of fresh dumbledore.
He is back from the underground, back for more.
I heard he raps better than the dark lord
@@Igel69 he reps here and there too
I would have never expected such a reference here lmao
Awwwww :D
Kevin learned a valuable lesson, never buy game codes from Jim Pickens!
German phone call answering machine: "This phone number is currently unavailable, leave a message after the beep signal"
Maschine
Machine, Mx.
Maschine X2
"Yes"
"Okay, thanks"
"Leave a message after the peep"
Kevin: "Yes."
NiaJustNia 🤣
2:10
Don't you mean beep?
Peep? Peep?! PEEP?!
What in the sanctity of all life on Earth are you talking about?
@@HelloSadness101 Theirs sounds more like a peep than a beep
I am 95% sure that these are games made for a hackathon
The circle one certainly was.
And also the cube beam one
“This game actually looks cool!”
Kevin if only you knew the harsh reality of Two Worlds...
Well I actually enjoy two worlds. Because it was one of my first RPGs and I sucked at it but I somehow enjoy playing it sometimes.
But I'm pretty alone with that opinion. Only the friend who gave it to me was really into it. There was even online mode (I am pretty sure it's down now). My friend was so good at it (because he basically played nothing else for a whole year that he instantly got recognized on the server when he logged in again after over a year not starting it 😅)
noAIMnoSKILLnoKILL I getchu man. That’s good that you made the most of it
Chris Hansen it was my favorite RPG with Oblivion, playing it today is like trying to paint a portrait with a rock though, pointless, boring, annoying, and hard.
Chris Hansen can you do a mukbang collab with Doctor Phil?
Kayla Wiler hell yeah
So, the german answering machine said: "At the moment nobody is available, please leave a message after the beep."
Now. I want you to imagine that person/company checking their answering machine and all they hear is a really, really confused "yes?... okay thanks."
I dunno if I trust someone that sell krak 😮😏
Does it say "Zurzeit ist niemand erreichbar. Die können nachdem der nachton eine nachricht hinterlassen"?
I'm learning german and would really appreciate it if you could let me know if I actually heard that correctly, thanks :)
@@diegomoran1923 Zur Zeit ist niemand erreichber. Sie können nach dem Signalton eine Nachricht hinterlassen.
@@wren3753 Actually that makes way more sense, but I still hear "Die" instead of "Sie"
But Danke :)
@@diegomoran1923 the quality is a bit bad, I hear die, too and I’m German lol
"Im technically paid to play these games and even so I dont wanna"
And thats why TH-cam pays you, Kevin. *TO SUFFER* for our own amusement, which is nice of you
I love democracy.
The colosseum amuses us
lol, youtube doesnt pay anyone. only patreon and personal merch stores pay youtubers nowadays
@@e.corellius4495 I mean figuratively
Very bold of you to assume youtube pays him
It's fake
Kevin: Why don’t none of those games have instructions??
Also Kevin: I‘m not reading this
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seeeb 420 umm sorry but actually not 😁 it’s literally a QUOTE. Something he actually SAID in the video
Ok just saw the comment you meant. Like I said, it’s the same because it’s a quote that happens to be funny to more than one person ;)
Start of video: "We are in quarantine still"
Kevin, you got a big storm coming.
Really interested in finding out which German family is gonna be real damn confused after getting a random English message containing absolutely no context aside from "Yes" and "Thank you"
No unfortunately it's a servicenumber usually used by telemarketers... if you understand german. Es is ne 0800 Nummer. Dont know what the English counterpart is.
Wicked Kitten it would be a 1-800 number here
@@truewickedkittenASMRHab ich für ein paar Sekunden vergessen das Telemarketing existiert? Vielleicht. Ignorance is bliss i guess.
Good thing idle breakout wasn’t on that list, he would’ve never gotten to anything else on the list
Why did I upvote this? I don't even know what idle breakout is....
Carl Young how DARE YOU
Oh no the cool maths game video was torture 😂
@@carlyoung8723 Heretic
@@carlyoung8723 same
My favorite part of the video was looking at all of Kevin's steam games and reminiscing about old episodes
That "Road of Danger" game legit reminds me of how to reach the beach from a cheap hotel I stayed at in Greece.
2:17
"nobody is available at the moment. You can leave a message after the beep"
This was actually terrifiying to hear the first time as a german
lmao same ich war noch nie so verwirrt wie jetzt haha
Endlich Deutsche! Hallo
I was so confused to hear it, didn't expect that at all
My brain was on english mode and suddenly I hear german I just can't handle that as well XD
@@tamisalami2.082 Hallo lieber Mitdeutscher.
"Why do none of these games have instructions???"
A game gives him instructions.
"No I'm not reading that"
Never change, Kevin.
F
Bore Ragnarok
7:00 "why am i gunning down helpless civilians???" wow. never thought I'd hear Kevin complain about that, quarantine changed you bro
This is the video that convinced me that making interactive entertainment is FAR harder than I thought it was.
ah i'm german my time has come
it was just the answering machine
it said: Nobody is available at the current moment. You can leave a message after the tone. beep
Thankyou I could understand parts of it but couldn't translate that beep at the end.
That's exactly what I was thinking! Thanks fellow German
omg just imagining someone having that voicemail on their phone is so funny
@@wetlettuce4768 in German beep is called Piep
you are welcome
Deutsche Community be like: habe ich hier etwas Deutsches gehört ?
Kevin: "I wouldnt wish this music on my worst enemy"
Also Kevin: *proceeds to make it his outro music*
I would upvote but its at 420... nice
Payton Harrell when youre so used to reddit you call it an upvote.
Edit: which i respect
Anyone know the song name?
I'm pretty sure that music plays on loop in Hell. All day, every day.
@@madelinebell5046 awww, I was hoping this would play on loop at maximum volume: th-cam.com/video/AblBhjx4dJo/w-d-xo.html
I just feel bad for the download time he had to spend on this
Kevin stumbled on solid fucking gold with that Two Worlds II key. I call for a full playthrough
The german said: "At the moment noone is aviable, please try again later"
I was about to translate it as well😁😅
Me as well 😂
@@newlenahs6251 I was looking at the comments before if someone already did, sorry that I took the translation away from you, wasnt very turg from me
Same
Mac Maizer It also said to leave a message after the BEEP
Person on phone: *Speaking german*
Confused Kevin: “...yes?”
Actually, I don't speak German.
Nien, I actually do know a little.
@@IamaPERSON nein 😬
Believe me, if I would get connected to an answering machine while trying to activate a game.. I would be confused too eventhough I speak german xD
I speak German and got confused, because I wasn't expecting that
I speak a decent amount of German, but my main language is English so I have to be prepared to switch to understanding German. I was not expecting it.
kevin in april: we're *STILL* in lockdown >:(
me in august, still in lockdown: ...
October...
Yall have lockdown-?
December bois yay......
December but two weeks later
January...
I like the second game, I love it when games constantly tell me i'm bad, and a failure, its a beautiful life lesson that we cant all be winners
He spends a second on a game it feels like me playing a mobile game.
Cuz they're bad games
All of my classmates have no taste in games all they play is Mobile Legends and Cod mobile
2:24 That was German, it basically said "the person you are trying to reach is not available right now, to leave a message, speak after the beep"
Wait, so someone's going to get a voicemail of Kevin saying "...yes?" This is even better than I thought lol
You forgot the beep (du hast den piepton vergessen)
And now we all can remember the moment, when Kevin read the German text on the box of his baby, and all Germans died laughing :D
"Yes. Okay thanks."
@@naegito more like in shock & disbelief bc it rlly wasnt bad
Two worlds is one of my favorite games of all time. The game is so hilariously bad is a lot of ways but extremely fun in others. Great times. Hope you put time into it.
You REALLY should have read the description and intro to the game at 5:18. AMAZING story lmfao, especially what his father says to him as a spirit.
Kevin's like "why am I running over innocent civilians?" like he wouldn't be doing that anyway if he had any other choice.
True.
Lol
Well, he WAS hit by a car, soooo...
@@holle.h.4570 good point lol
2:15 It's an answering machine: Roughly translated it means something like this:
"At the moment nobody is reachable. Please leave a message after the acoustic signal. Thanks and let Jim Pickens know that we love him even in Switzerland! We are willing to pay the ransom for our beloved cows. "
You forgot to add the part where the answering machine said it will spank Kevin if he ever leaves the island
@@janoycresva1930 He also forgot the part where it says, "Haha, English man can't use German language."
I legitimately love two worlds despite how cheesy it is and how many bugs are in it 😂
1:05
Why do I keep replying that lmao
Two games in a row that kevin can't kill people?
Quarantine is doing weird things to people...
And three of the last four.
Who IS this dude and what has he done to our Keeeviiinnnn?
@@MaiaMirabell WHY is he
@@IamaPERSON HOW is he?
@@Emma-if9bf WHEN is he?
@@IamaPERSON WHERE is he
kevin: "says literally anything"
The comments: "literally anything he said"
Ouma Shu literally
@@ashleyen1 yes that one
Yeah because funny and memes and stuff. Making an actual comment about the video and what you liked is so 2014
turg
I think it’s a good way to show support for what he’s saying or what people liked from the video. It’s an easy way to say keep doing what you’re doing.
I just have to say, that during these hard times we've all been going through, your videos have really been helping to keep me laughing and continuously putting a smile on my face. I've been going through your old videos as well, watching all the Jim Pickens videos, and recently I'm watching the GTA V RP videos which have caused me to laugh with tears coming out of my eyes. So thank you for the laughs, and thank you for putting out content daily. 😁
Watch the Surgeon Simulator ones...
Thank me later.
игра: НАЧАТЬ
Кевин: хапихапьхбтп
Хаха
Замечательное знание русского языка
Yes... Ok bye
Idk what's being said, but I full heartedly agree
хахаха
Kevin: * gets scammed *
Also Kevin: quality.
Two Worlds has a gem hidden in that jank. Actually, the gem *is* the jank; that game goes beyond description. The acting is The Room levels of bad and ties it all together.
Which Two Worlds game was it? I couldn't quite make it out.
@@FatfighterXD1 I was gonna say the name he was given was 2the sequel and I was wondering where the really sexy Orc lady was, and the magic cards, literal magic cards, which was why two worlds 2 was so neat you could make it rain anvils from the sky in a fire tornado! Well the only good part of number 2 was the magic system
@Minwon Jang yep, that is two worlds 1, two worlds 2 seemed to be going for a piratey theme in parts, but also introduced the amazing spell system, well in concept you can look up combos people have made on here, but two worlds 2 also had an orc assassin lady who, don't judge me, was really hot for an orc
@@nnytk2199 the biggest issue I have with the first one is that you actually have to use your intividual magic abilities a lot to make them effective and there's nothing that tells you that...
@@noaimnoskillnokill3947 so like real life! Which actually doesn't translate well into speech because when you use blood magic you're innately gifted with apparently, it drains your entire essence and makes you just so fucking tired. But you decide in your tired state you will jump once more unto the breach, in your words (mine) and you keep doing it over and over and over again, even going so far as to cut yourself to fuel your own magic because when you ingest your own blood in becomes a cycle which fuels more.... point being i'm not good at typing and fuck me this is bad, just the world on fire, literally hahaha in that one case, and now you have to pick up the pieces. it'll be fine im sure.
7:43 the boat had me dead
"Leave a messages after the Signal tone"
Kevin: *Yes*
im kind of scared about kevin in quarantine i mean he's already crazy enough and quarantine madness on top of that-
As a fellow Irish person I can wholeheartedly tell you he was completely sane before the quarantine
You would heard the crazyness today when about 20000 or more people lost their internet in Sweden.
@@fragmina729 jesus the poor bastards
i was unsure if he had even heard about it, i think he will be fine
problably just same shit
Kevin never went outside in the first place. He'll be fine.
Why do I feel like that frog music is Turg’s theme tune he takes with him everywhere he goes.
“This will only give me minor flashbacks” I came to this video right after your Draw my Life, I’m crying
"Sie können eine Nachricht hinterlassen"
(You can leave a message)
Kevin"...Yes"
"I assume they're top-tier games"
Kevin, assumptions have gotten you where you are today. I'm not quite sure if that is good or bad.
Assuming he can walk across the street
That and that one car, you know the one.
Just that poor company in Germany that may have some type of voice message that will have just Kevin saying 'yes' and then hanging up.😂
3:35 “why do none of these games have instructions?”
Says Kevin, who is pretty much always lost cuz he *never* reads the instructions!, lol 😂
i just love seeing those games. like ill prob never play em or anything but it gives out a weird funny nostalgia.
nd the "mostly positive reviews"
When that German message played i needed a few seconds to realize that thats weird coz Kevin lives in Ireland😂
And is 100% Irish
Ya german?
Me, too, I somehow just took it as natural :D
I did not expect to suddenly hear something in german
Well yeah, Ireland! The German Speaking Capital(?)!
11:23 Those villagers are the reason why this game's speedrun takes about two minutes.
I'm not kidding.
@@daraygona7058 Two Worlds. Watch the 2016 AGDQ run of it.
It looks like Oblivion but bad
@@hahafunnyman-on5rq it is oblivion im pretty sure the song in the background is from oblivion
@@hahafunnyman-on5rq Thats exactly what it is hahahahahah
@@hahafunnyman-on5rq I heard that the developers of Two Worlds said their game was better than Oblivion
"The only winning move is not to play". Literally my life's resolution 😂
2:29 that was hilarious lol not understanding what they were saying and he was just like “yes” lol I love it
Circle Ball sounds like the next successor to Idle Breakout
No one:
The frog game song: woooOOOOOO bah bah bababah bah bah
I really liked the music actually
What are you even supposed to do in that game?
it's actually "kva kva", that's what the frog says in russian
@@likeicare2309 couldn't find it on youtube but messerfurfraumuller.bandcamp.com/track/intro xD
@@mrrriarty ohhhh that makes a lot of sense, I didn't know that
10:14
I thought he said no one pees unless forced to and I was about to find a way to like the video multiple times.
why do I sit here, watch this video and continuously talk to my screen acting like you can hear me lmao
We all do it.
We all do.
11:07 - If I'm not mistaken, this guy is actually the final boss of the game. Theoretically, you can kill him right here (minutes into the game), but he's ultra powerful...
11:16 - You can lure him into this town and have him accidentally attack the villagers. They'll kill him. The villagers that Kevin attacked for no reason can easily kill the final boss.
“NONE OF THESE GAMES HAVE INSTRUCTIONS” two mins later “I am not fecking reading that”
Oh my god I died laughing when you left "yes" on an answering machine 😂
This video has really reminded me of your Ouya video that you did! I loved that video and it's honestly one of my favourites so to see a video like it again, is pretty fricken cool!! :)
Kevin: **Obvious Panic** Why am I gunning down innocent civilians?!
Also Kevin in the Sims 4: **Kills every Townie in Brindleton Bay so that the only household left is a dog**
Predators feel themselves confused on the unexplored grounds
Kevin: why don’t these games have instructions?
Two games later: *has instructions *
Kevin: I’m not reading this
That's our thicc boi ^_^
OMFG! I haven't laughed so hard at you saying yes to the answer machine. Thank you! I needed that. I have subbed based on that alone.
More of these types of videos KEVVINNNN
When you watch so much of Kevin that Jim Pickens shows up in your dreams
When you watch so much of Kevin that you wake up in Jim's basement
when you watch so much of kevin that you become jim pickens
Oh good it’s normal
@@startedllama8238 It's not normal, it's the side effects of being in a cult.
I found Kevin two years ago now. One year and 50 weeks ago my spoken English got a hint of Irish Accent(tm) to it.... XD XD XD
it was so weird too see russian language in a second game
and then Kevin's perfect pronunciation is just👌
ХАКИЯХИКАТА
Do you know what it says?
@@krstglsm "begin"
Kevin: "Why am I gunning down innocent civilians?!"
Didn't think Kevin needed a reason.
8:06 the potrait from Red Alert 3 lol 😂
Normal People: WE NEED TOILET PAPER!!!
Kevin: you fools
People who hoard toilet paper are definitely not normal
I love how you can feel the energy drain from Kevin as the video goes on
It's relatable
News: "Cellphone Towers Ablaze As Conspiracy Theories Link 5G Networks To COVID-19"
Me: 9:46
4:30 Missed opportunity for "A BEAN!!" lol
He said beam though not bean.
@@Timothy1395 yeah, but that would've been even better
Ква-ква-ква, ква-ква, ква-ква-ква-ква!
ква edition
Kevin:“I think I’m winning.”
Not even a second into the game-
Kevin:”What?? How did I lose?!”
Hahaha! That frog song had me cracking up! :D
AGAIN!!!! Plz first video I have seen of you loved this
Kevin has The Wolf Among Us in his favorites...there's still hope for a continuation of the series
Bro! You absolutely NEED to buy that songs license. The one from Frogy Boi! That song embodies your character in this channel. Then when people use clips from your show! Bam! Instant money in your pocket!
I haven't laughed this good in a long time, thanks! :D
"I've been looking for you for months" "yeah sorry about that I got stuck on a rock" LOL
Kevin trying to read word начать ("start" in russian) is the best sound ever somehow💜
Kevin: “I think there is no way to win this game. I think the only way to win is not move. Click!”
I’m pretty sure Kevin just described the game of Life for everyone.
5:21 reading that was so fecking worth it.
The Wargames reference... what a classic!
"why am I gunning down helpless civilians?" Since when does Kevin need a reason?
0:42
**Cool math flashbacks intensify**
The german said:
"Zur Zeit ist niemand erreichbar, Sie können nach dem Signalton eine Nachricht hinterlassen."
Eglish:
"No one is availible to talk, you can leave a maasage after the beep."
Kevin just did a modern ACTION 52 .
I FECKING LOVE THIS