To help the quarantine I bought 50 steam games for 4.99 on Ebay

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  • To help the quarantine I bought 50 steam games for 4.99 on Ebay. Who knew it could make it worse
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    Maiken Lian
    Mama Nico
    Marco Zijlmans
    Margaret Ransdell-Green
    Matt Brennan
    Meagan Childs
    Megan Ballou
    Megan Ridpath
    Meowsanthropy
    Michael Beall
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    Michael Jenkins
    Michael Raetzel
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    miles per hour
    Mina Cheyenne
    Miranda Wolfe
    Misery
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    Mitchell Stevenson
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    Momina Erdosy
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    Moriah Allestad
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    ragnar300
    Raymond Benjamins
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    Rowanoake
    Ryn
    Ryu Takeru
    Sabriel
    Sam Albon
    Samantha Lambert
    Sami Kuutti
    Sara Skelton
    Sarah Nicholson
    Sarah Tyler
    Sarge
    SaturoAnni
    Scarlet Siren
    Seigoru
    Sen Chen
    Severium (Shea Mackintosh) aka sevybevy
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    shane mclernon
    Shane Murphy
    Shannon Emily Stewart
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    Timber
    Timothy Grassi
    Timothy Varney
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    Yvette Jellyman
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  • @influencerzwerg
    @influencerzwerg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7245

    Imagine checking your voice mail and some confused Irish dude just says "Yes. Thank you" and hangs up.

    • @GooseEnthused
      @GooseEnthused 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      In a different language no less

    • @derdurstbursch
      @derdurstbursch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      @@GooseEnthused even though all germans would understand that

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@derdurstbursch It's a different language. You can't understand it if you don't speak it.

    • @derdurstbursch
      @derdurstbursch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@fuzzyotterpaws4395 bruh

    • @barreBensin
      @barreBensin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@fuzzyotterpaws4395 bruh

  • @assassinning5340
    @assassinning5340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5190

    Kevin: "Why do none of these games have instructions??"
    Also Kevin: "I am *NOT* reading that"

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I see he's channeling his inner Aaron.
      *Outstanding move.*

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@IamaPERSON Did you mean Arin? Lol

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@spicybeantofu yep, wasn't sure if I got it right

    • @lovemurphy1931
      @lovemurphy1931 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he has to see this lol

    • @VeryTori
      @VeryTori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s the thought that counts, you know?

  • @almiwuuu
    @almiwuuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3848

    German Translation:
    "There is no one available at the moment, leave a message after the beep."

  • @niccox5043
    @niccox5043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4831

    It's funny how he says he's in quarantine yet we all know he doesn't leave the house anyway

    • @jotarokujo5195
      @jotarokujo5195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nice

    • @iverhmu2364
      @iverhmu2364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      You can probably relate though

    • @Incognito-gh5qi
      @Incognito-gh5qi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      that's probably the joke, Kevin is pretty meta sometimes

    • @Monster-od4gi
      @Monster-od4gi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666 likes, cursed

    • @theeguy9022
      @theeguy9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      R/murderedbywords

  • @daisy-jameswest6150
    @daisy-jameswest6150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4062

    Kevin- "I wouldn't wish this music on my worst enemy"
    Also Kevin- *plays the music at the end for all of his subscribers*

    • @limecyanizer4394
      @limecyanizer4394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      We're not his worst enemy.

    • @anxiousmess1787
      @anxiousmess1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      At least that proves we’re not his worst enemies.

    • @CryHeroCZ
      @CryHeroCZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Any link to that? Or is it just for that game and no memes included? :D

    • @thegreaterg8r148
      @thegreaterg8r148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @johnnys141 join r/turg

    • @ClellBiggs
      @ClellBiggs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's that damn Past Kevin. Always screwing things up.

  • @finno5827
    @finno5827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5309

    Kevin: Is completely scammed and just gets shitty games
    Also Kevin when there's a duplicate key: Im Pissed!

  • @joostinostan
    @joostinostan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1764

    imagine being on kevins friends list and constantly seeing his status pop up in the bottom right hand corner with every new game he played.

    • @yaboiknightfall8012
      @yaboiknightfall8012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Riley_HawkinsOSRS who tickled your pickle incorrectly?

    • @Riley_HawkinsOSRS
      @Riley_HawkinsOSRS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yaboiknightfall8012 your mom.

    • @ryokiritani4187
      @ryokiritani4187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Riley_HawkinsOSRS this fool lmao

    • @Riley_HawkinsOSRS
      @Riley_HawkinsOSRS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ryokiritani4187 damn I was high as fuck

    • @Izzybelled
      @Izzybelled 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Don't do drugs, or you'll end up like A Half Way Crook

  • @thornfalk
    @thornfalk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    "TWO WORLDS MUST BE A GOOD GAME"
    no one tell him the speedrun is 2 minutes and all you do is make the final boss aggro the starting villagers

    • @aladontheinternet6363
      @aladontheinternet6363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @HumanPerson_final
      @HumanPerson_final 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Look, I know Two Worlds is a janky mess of a game and there’s a million things wrong with it, but I personally love it.

    • @misspopcoin2204
      @misspopcoin2204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      & there are some people out there who genuinely like two worlds. The game promised to be better than oblivion, but it just wasn't.

    • @Fenrigalo
      @Fenrigalo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@HumanPerson_final I loved both Two Worlds Games
      They were so much fun to play
      But tricking the games was fun too

    • @TheDsRequiem
      @TheDsRequiem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@misspopcoin2204 I genuinely loved two worlds. I sucked at it but it was fun and I didnt know much better at the time

  • @chikenloveswomen
    @chikenloveswomen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2829

    "Aw this game is amazing,"
    *1 second later*
    "I hate it."

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Alternatively: thanks, I hate it

    • @ryanchungus8972
      @ryanchungus8972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha, that's what he said. I will laugh now

    • @LisaD478
      @LisaD478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I add "Thanks, I hate it" to everything I do in general

    • @zeusz3237
      @zeusz3237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Almost every video, besides Sims, and PS 2s.

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryanchungus8972 Please GKYS.

  • @unorevers7160
    @unorevers7160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3536

    The german said:
    "Zur Zeit ist niemand erreichbar, Sie können nach dem Signalton eine Nachricht hinterlassen"
    you're welcome

    • @ghostofthemountain5497
      @ghostofthemountain5497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Du solltest es übersesetzen XD

    • @DLBBAM
      @DLBBAM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

      And unwittingly he followed the instructions perfectly

    • @IamshinyCM
      @IamshinyCM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thank you!!

    • @_Cetarial
      @_Cetarial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yes, but what does it translate to? 🤨

    • @lina_in.a.trenchcoat4813
      @lina_in.a.trenchcoat4813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      @@_Cetarial "currently no one is available, you can leave a message after the peep" :)

  • @dahabaufnacken960
    @dahabaufnacken960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    That german voice was just telling the ancient legend of fresh dumbledore.
    He is back from the underground, back for more.

    • @Igel69
      @Igel69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I heard he raps better than the dark lord

    • @dahabaufnacken960
      @dahabaufnacken960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Igel69 he reps here and there too

    • @leabussing1024
      @leabussing1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I would have never expected such a reference here lmao

    • @kartoffell6134
      @kartoffell6134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Awwwww :D

  • @guyvanarsdall7686
    @guyvanarsdall7686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Kevin learned a valuable lesson, never buy game codes from Jim Pickens!

  • @argilrienlothlorien4764
    @argilrienlothlorien4764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1354

    German phone call answering machine: "This phone number is currently unavailable, leave a message after the beep signal"

  • @NiaJustNia
    @NiaJustNia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3300

    "Leave a message after the peep"
    Kevin: "Yes."

    • @idkdude1373
      @idkdude1373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NiaJustNia 🤣

    • @thebrad1134
      @thebrad1134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2:10

    • @SpectrumOCE
      @SpectrumOCE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't you mean beep?

    • @HelloSadness101
      @HelloSadness101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Peep? Peep?! PEEP?!
      What in the sanctity of all life on Earth are you talking about?

    • @NiaJustNia
      @NiaJustNia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@HelloSadness101 Theirs sounds more like a peep than a beep

  • @flying_horse
    @flying_horse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I am 95% sure that these are games made for a hackathon
    The circle one certainly was.
    And also the cube beam one

  • @samanatu4123
    @samanatu4123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    “This game actually looks cool!”
    Kevin if only you knew the harsh reality of Two Worlds...

    • @noaimnoskillnokill3947
      @noaimnoskillnokill3947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Well I actually enjoy two worlds. Because it was one of my first RPGs and I sucked at it but I somehow enjoy playing it sometimes.
      But I'm pretty alone with that opinion. Only the friend who gave it to me was really into it. There was even online mode (I am pretty sure it's down now). My friend was so good at it (because he basically played nothing else for a whole year that he instantly got recognized on the server when he logged in again after over a year not starting it 😅)

    • @samanatu4123
      @samanatu4123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      noAIMnoSKILLnoKILL I getchu man. That’s good that you made the most of it

    • @ReflectionIndustries
      @ReflectionIndustries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Chris Hansen it was my favorite RPG with Oblivion, playing it today is like trying to paint a portrait with a rock though, pointless, boring, annoying, and hard.

    • @bitchypossum4143
      @bitchypossum4143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chris Hansen can you do a mukbang collab with Doctor Phil?

    • @samanatu4123
      @samanatu4123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kayla Wiler hell yeah

  • @josephikrakowskiwithflextape
    @josephikrakowskiwithflextape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1459

    So, the german answering machine said: "At the moment nobody is available, please leave a message after the beep."
    Now. I want you to imagine that person/company checking their answering machine and all they hear is a really, really confused "yes?... okay thanks."

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I dunno if I trust someone that sell krak 😮😏

    • @diegomoran1923
      @diegomoran1923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Does it say "Zurzeit ist niemand erreichbar. Die können nachdem der nachton eine nachricht hinterlassen"?
      I'm learning german and would really appreciate it if you could let me know if I actually heard that correctly, thanks :)

    • @wren3753
      @wren3753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@diegomoran1923 Zur Zeit ist niemand erreichber. Sie können nach dem Signalton eine Nachricht hinterlassen.

    • @diegomoran1923
      @diegomoran1923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@wren3753 Actually that makes way more sense, but I still hear "Die" instead of "Sie"
      But Danke :)

    • @novemberblake9505
      @novemberblake9505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@diegomoran1923 the quality is a bit bad, I hear die, too and I’m German lol

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3071

    "Im technically paid to play these games and even so I dont wanna"
    And thats why TH-cam pays you, Kevin. *TO SUFFER* for our own amusement, which is nice of you

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I love democracy.
      The colosseum amuses us

    • @e.corellius4495
      @e.corellius4495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol, youtube doesnt pay anyone. only patreon and personal merch stores pay youtubers nowadays

    • @bruceluiz
      @bruceluiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@e.corellius4495 I mean figuratively

    • @MrJaySoN777
      @MrJaySoN777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very bold of you to assume youtube pays him

    • @eso104
      @eso104 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's fake

  • @kimberlyh.7797
    @kimberlyh.7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Kevin: Why don’t none of those games have instructions??
    Also Kevin: I‘m not reading this

    • @seeeb4208
      @seeeb4208 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Copied comment

    • @kimberlyh.7797
      @kimberlyh.7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      seeeb 420 umm sorry but actually not 😁 it’s literally a QUOTE. Something he actually SAID in the video

    • @kimberlyh.7797
      @kimberlyh.7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok just saw the comment you meant. Like I said, it’s the same because it’s a quote that happens to be funny to more than one person ;)

  • @Nigarj
    @Nigarj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Start of video: "We are in quarantine still"
    Kevin, you got a big storm coming.

  • @alinap9009
    @alinap9009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Really interested in finding out which German family is gonna be real damn confused after getting a random English message containing absolutely no context aside from "Yes" and "Thank you"

    • @truewickedkittenASMR
      @truewickedkittenASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      No unfortunately it's a servicenumber usually used by telemarketers... if you understand german. Es is ne 0800 Nummer. Dont know what the English counterpart is.

    • @brennanmerritt9878
      @brennanmerritt9878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wicked Kitten it would be a 1-800 number here

    • @alinap9009
      @alinap9009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@truewickedkittenASMRHab ich für ein paar Sekunden vergessen das Telemarketing existiert? Vielleicht. Ignorance is bliss i guess.

  • @a.o.8527
    @a.o.8527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1415

    Good thing idle breakout wasn’t on that list, he would’ve never gotten to anything else on the list

    • @carlyoung8723
      @carlyoung8723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Why did I upvote this? I don't even know what idle breakout is....

    • @krieglord573
      @krieglord573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Carl Young how DARE YOU

    • @noahsternbeck6654
      @noahsternbeck6654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh no the cool maths game video was torture 😂

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@carlyoung8723 Heretic

    • @Reubenn
      @Reubenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@carlyoung8723 same

  • @aguythatyoudontknow3594
    @aguythatyoudontknow3594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My favorite part of the video was looking at all of Kevin's steam games and reminiscing about old episodes

  • @bokehintheussr5033
    @bokehintheussr5033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That "Road of Danger" game legit reminds me of how to reach the beach from a cheap hotel I stayed at in Greece.

  • @knightwo7042
    @knightwo7042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    2:17
    "nobody is available at the moment. You can leave a message after the beep"
    This was actually terrifiying to hear the first time as a german

    • @itsyuks
      @itsyuks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      lmao same ich war noch nie so verwirrt wie jetzt haha

    • @tamisalami2.082
      @tamisalami2.082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Endlich Deutsche! Hallo

    • @thehemperor3967
      @thehemperor3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was so confused to hear it, didn't expect that at all

    • @tatututuuu3515
      @tatututuuu3515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      My brain was on english mode and suddenly I hear german I just can't handle that as well XD

    • @NN-cv2ri
      @NN-cv2ri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tamisalami2.082 Hallo lieber Mitdeutscher.

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1354

    "Why do none of these games have instructions???"
    A game gives him instructions.
    "No I'm not reading that"
    Never change, Kevin.

  • @emilymerrill1212
    @emilymerrill1212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:00 "why am i gunning down helpless civilians???" wow. never thought I'd hear Kevin complain about that, quarantine changed you bro

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is the video that convinced me that making interactive entertainment is FAR harder than I thought it was.

  • @chrieschie8326
    @chrieschie8326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    ah i'm german my time has come
    it was just the answering machine
    it said: Nobody is available at the current moment. You can leave a message after the tone. beep

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Thankyou I could understand parts of it but couldn't translate that beep at the end.

    • @vivimonthequeen6992
      @vivimonthequeen6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's exactly what I was thinking! Thanks fellow German

    • @shayfeehan
      @shayfeehan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      omg just imagining someone having that voicemail on their phone is so funny

    • @chrieschie8326
      @chrieschie8326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wetlettuce4768 in German beep is called Piep
      you are welcome

    • @freddybumm7212
      @freddybumm7212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Deutsche Community be like: habe ich hier etwas Deutsches gehört ?

  • @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242
    @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    Kevin: "I wouldnt wish this music on my worst enemy"
    Also Kevin: *proceeds to make it his outro music*

    • @HalfwayAerial
      @HalfwayAerial 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would upvote but its at 420... nice

    • @mr.broski4849
      @mr.broski4849 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Payton Harrell when youre so used to reddit you call it an upvote.
      Edit: which i respect

    • @CMK-BigFoot-1420
      @CMK-BigFoot-1420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anyone know the song name?

    • @madelinebell5046
      @madelinebell5046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm pretty sure that music plays on loop in Hell. All day, every day.

    • @CMK-BigFoot-1420
      @CMK-BigFoot-1420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@madelinebell5046 awww, I was hoping this would play on loop at maximum volume: th-cam.com/video/AblBhjx4dJo/w-d-xo.html

  • @isaacliebowitz4725
    @isaacliebowitz4725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I just feel bad for the download time he had to spend on this

  • @jakobledoux2599
    @jakobledoux2599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kevin stumbled on solid fucking gold with that Two Worlds II key. I call for a full playthrough

  • @McMaizer
    @McMaizer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    The german said: "At the moment noone is aviable, please try again later"

    • @newlenahs6251
      @newlenahs6251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I was about to translate it as well😁😅

    • @davidh5956
      @davidh5956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me as well 😂

    • @McMaizer
      @McMaizer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@newlenahs6251 I was looking at the comments before if someone already did, sorry that I took the translation away from you, wasnt very turg from me

    • @tjarkov
      @tjarkov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @Sharky..
      @Sharky.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Mac Maizer It also said to leave a message after the BEEP

  • @marshidden4352
    @marshidden4352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    Person on phone: *Speaking german*
    Confused Kevin: “...yes?”

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually, I don't speak German.
      Nien, I actually do know a little.

    • @userunknown4739
      @userunknown4739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@IamaPERSON nein 😬

    • @hikariyumi9441
      @hikariyumi9441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Believe me, if I would get connected to an answering machine while trying to activate a game.. I would be confused too eventhough I speak german xD

    • @saltysalat8823
      @saltysalat8823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I speak German and got confused, because I wasn't expecting that

    • @rockercaterrorencountered4924
      @rockercaterrorencountered4924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I speak a decent amount of German, but my main language is English so I have to be prepared to switch to understanding German. I was not expecting it.

  • @pommedeterre3195
    @pommedeterre3195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    kevin in april: we're *STILL* in lockdown >:(
    me in august, still in lockdown: ...

  • @S1RD2
    @S1RD2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like the second game, I love it when games constantly tell me i'm bad, and a failure, its a beautiful life lesson that we cant all be winners

  • @randomgamer1798
    @randomgamer1798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    He spends a second on a game it feels like me playing a mobile game.

    • @noiz1762
      @noiz1762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cuz they're bad games

    • @classroomdweller9620
      @classroomdweller9620 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All of my classmates have no taste in games all they play is Mobile Legends and Cod mobile

  • @Cherryxarts
    @Cherryxarts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    2:24 That was German, it basically said "the person you are trying to reach is not available right now, to leave a message, speak after the beep"

    • @blankness8
      @blankness8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Wait, so someone's going to get a voicemail of Kevin saying "...yes?" This is even better than I thought lol

    • @derdriver820
      @derdriver820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You forgot the beep (du hast den piepton vergessen)

    • @naegito
      @naegito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And now we all can remember the moment, when Kevin read the German text on the box of his baby, and all Germans died laughing :D

    • @puppypasta4965
      @puppypasta4965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Yes. Okay thanks."

    • @sophiehelena6737
      @sophiehelena6737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@naegito more like in shock & disbelief bc it rlly wasnt bad

  • @gunnersmith23
    @gunnersmith23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Two worlds is one of my favorite games of all time. The game is so hilariously bad is a lot of ways but extremely fun in others. Great times. Hope you put time into it.

  • @gundamgunpla4685
    @gundamgunpla4685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You REALLY should have read the description and intro to the game at 5:18. AMAZING story lmfao, especially what his father says to him as a spirit.

  • @gperrin9050
    @gperrin9050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Kevin's like "why am I running over innocent civilians?" like he wouldn't be doing that anyway if he had any other choice.

    • @VibrationCrystals
      @VibrationCrystals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True.
      Lol

    • @holle.h.4570
      @holle.h.4570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, he WAS hit by a car, soooo...

    • @gperrin9050
      @gperrin9050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@holle.h.4570 good point lol

  • @TheSwisssoldier
    @TheSwisssoldier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    2:15 It's an answering machine: Roughly translated it means something like this:
    "At the moment nobody is reachable. Please leave a message after the acoustic signal. Thanks and let Jim Pickens know that we love him even in Switzerland! We are willing to pay the ransom for our beloved cows. "

    • @janoycresva1930
      @janoycresva1930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You forgot to add the part where the answering machine said it will spank Kevin if he ever leaves the island

    • @themightysalamence9870
      @themightysalamence9870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@janoycresva1930 He also forgot the part where it says, "Haha, English man can't use German language."

  • @LolrusGaming
    @LolrusGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I legitimately love two worlds despite how cheesy it is and how many bugs are in it 😂

  • @lesfrog649
    @lesfrog649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:05
    Why do I keep replying that lmao

  • @dannystirling5458
    @dannystirling5458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Two games in a row that kevin can't kill people?
    Quarantine is doing weird things to people...

    • @MaiaMirabell
      @MaiaMirabell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And three of the last four.
      Who IS this dude and what has he done to our Keeeviiinnnn?

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MaiaMirabell WHY is he

    • @Emma-if9bf
      @Emma-if9bf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IamaPERSON HOW is he?

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Emma-if9bf WHEN is he?

    • @alpharedhed4446
      @alpharedhed4446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IamaPERSON WHERE is he

  • @oumashu8390
    @oumashu8390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    kevin: "says literally anything"
    The comments: "literally anything he said"

    • @ashleyen1
      @ashleyen1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ouma Shu literally

    • @oumashu8390
      @oumashu8390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ashleyen1 yes that one

    • @draco5991rep
      @draco5991rep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah because funny and memes and stuff. Making an actual comment about the video and what you liked is so 2014

    • @venuspm4261
      @venuspm4261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      turg

    • @imnotcreative2534
      @imnotcreative2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think it’s a good way to show support for what he’s saying or what people liked from the video. It’s an easy way to say keep doing what you’re doing.

  • @gamegal1238
    @gamegal1238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I just have to say, that during these hard times we've all been going through, your videos have really been helping to keep me laughing and continuously putting a smile on my face. I've been going through your old videos as well, watching all the Jim Pickens videos, and recently I'm watching the GTA V RP videos which have caused me to laugh with tears coming out of my eyes. So thank you for the laughs, and thank you for putting out content daily. 😁

    • @holle.h.4570
      @holle.h.4570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch the Surgeon Simulator ones...
      Thank me later.

  • @ArborParva
    @ArborParva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    игра: НАЧАТЬ
    Кевин: хапихапьхбтп

    • @bobpancakesbutdivorcedandh1606
      @bobpancakesbutdivorcedandh1606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Хаха

    • @a.d.6985
      @a.d.6985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Замечательное знание русского языка

    • @Victor10576
      @Victor10576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes... Ok bye

    • @june16fre
      @june16fre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Idk what's being said, but I full heartedly agree

    • @NANA0389
      @NANA0389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      хахаха

  • @phremg535
    @phremg535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Kevin: * gets scammed *
    Also Kevin: quality.

  • @justrobin8155
    @justrobin8155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Two Worlds has a gem hidden in that jank. Actually, the gem *is* the jank; that game goes beyond description. The acting is The Room levels of bad and ties it all together.

    • @Xarestrill
      @Xarestrill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which Two Worlds game was it? I couldn't quite make it out.

    • @nnytk2199
      @nnytk2199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FatfighterXD1 I was gonna say the name he was given was 2the sequel and I was wondering where the really sexy Orc lady was, and the magic cards, literal magic cards, which was why two worlds 2 was so neat you could make it rain anvils from the sky in a fire tornado! Well the only good part of number 2 was the magic system

    • @nnytk2199
      @nnytk2199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Minwon Jang yep, that is two worlds 1, two worlds 2 seemed to be going for a piratey theme in parts, but also introduced the amazing spell system, well in concept you can look up combos people have made on here, but two worlds 2 also had an orc assassin lady who, don't judge me, was really hot for an orc

    • @noaimnoskillnokill3947
      @noaimnoskillnokill3947 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nnytk2199 the biggest issue I have with the first one is that you actually have to use your intividual magic abilities a lot to make them effective and there's nothing that tells you that...

    • @nnytk2199
      @nnytk2199 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noaimnoskillnokill3947 so like real life! Which actually doesn't translate well into speech because when you use blood magic you're innately gifted with apparently, it drains your entire essence and makes you just so fucking tired. But you decide in your tired state you will jump once more unto the breach, in your words (mine) and you keep doing it over and over and over again, even going so far as to cut yourself to fuel your own magic because when you ingest your own blood in becomes a cycle which fuels more.... point being i'm not good at typing and fuck me this is bad, just the world on fire, literally hahaha in that one case, and now you have to pick up the pieces. it'll be fine im sure.

  • @luisprado7107
    @luisprado7107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:43 the boat had me dead

  • @windowsxp0
    @windowsxp0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Leave a messages after the Signal tone"
    Kevin: *Yes*

  • @duck-ss6pt
    @duck-ss6pt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    im kind of scared about kevin in quarantine i mean he's already crazy enough and quarantine madness on top of that-

    • @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464
      @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a fellow Irish person I can wholeheartedly tell you he was completely sane before the quarantine

    • @fragmina729
      @fragmina729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You would heard the crazyness today when about 20000 or more people lost their internet in Sweden.

    • @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464
      @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fragmina729 jesus the poor bastards

    • @Krallesmusic
      @Krallesmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was unsure if he had even heard about it, i think he will be fine
      problably just same shit

    • @marioman1242
      @marioman1242 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin never went outside in the first place. He'll be fine.

  • @westminsterabbey.6916
    @westminsterabbey.6916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Why do I feel like that frog music is Turg’s theme tune he takes with him everywhere he goes.

  • @cationicgolf385
    @cationicgolf385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “This will only give me minor flashbacks” I came to this video right after your Draw my Life, I’m crying

  • @SasukeUchihaOfTheSound
    @SasukeUchihaOfTheSound 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Sie können eine Nachricht hinterlassen"
    (You can leave a message)
    Kevin"...Yes"

  • @emmasnyder2154
    @emmasnyder2154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "I assume they're top-tier games"
    Kevin, assumptions have gotten you where you are today. I'm not quite sure if that is good or bad.

    • @mamabear9646
      @mamabear9646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Assuming he can walk across the street

    • @berpipo
      @berpipo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That and that one car, you know the one.

  • @user-Mikky
    @user-Mikky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Just that poor company in Germany that may have some type of voice message that will have just Kevin saying 'yes' and then hanging up.😂

  • @lucbrink-morrison5593
    @lucbrink-morrison5593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:35 “why do none of these games have instructions?”
    Says Kevin, who is pretty much always lost cuz he *never* reads the instructions!, lol 😂

  • @lostSkyRyu
    @lostSkyRyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i just love seeing those games. like ill prob never play em or anything but it gives out a weird funny nostalgia.
    nd the "mostly positive reviews"

  • @eliemarx9629
    @eliemarx9629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    When that German message played i needed a few seconds to realize that thats weird coz Kevin lives in Ireland😂

    • @roach931
      @roach931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And is 100% Irish

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya german?

    • @badHannibalecter
      @badHannibalecter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me, too, I somehow just took it as natural :D

    • @Luminores
      @Luminores 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I did not expect to suddenly hear something in german

    • @myhandsdealaciddamage3189
      @myhandsdealaciddamage3189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well yeah, Ireland! The German Speaking Capital(?)!

  • @jasonsmith8802
    @jasonsmith8802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    11:23 Those villagers are the reason why this game's speedrun takes about two minutes.
    I'm not kidding.

    • @jasonsmith8802
      @jasonsmith8802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daraygona7058 Two Worlds. Watch the 2016 AGDQ run of it.

    • @hahafunnyman-on5rq
      @hahafunnyman-on5rq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It looks like Oblivion but bad

    • @haistavittu69420
      @haistavittu69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hahafunnyman-on5rq it is oblivion im pretty sure the song in the background is from oblivion

    • @snuupie9224
      @snuupie9224 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hahafunnyman-on5rq Thats exactly what it is hahahahahah

    • @Madmonkeman
      @Madmonkeman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hahafunnyman-on5rq I heard that the developers of Two Worlds said their game was better than Oblivion

  • @Just_J0shing
    @Just_J0shing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "The only winning move is not to play". Literally my life's resolution 😂

  • @Aldodragon
    @Aldodragon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:29 that was hilarious lol not understanding what they were saying and he was just like “yes” lol I love it

  • @samwisegamgee1243
    @samwisegamgee1243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Circle Ball sounds like the next successor to Idle Breakout

  • @amaliah725
    @amaliah725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    No one:
    The frog game song: woooOOOOOO bah bah bababah bah bah

    • @likeicare2309
      @likeicare2309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I really liked the music actually

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What are you even supposed to do in that game?

    • @mrrriarty
      @mrrriarty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it's actually "kva kva", that's what the frog says in russian

    • @mrpewpew123
      @mrpewpew123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@likeicare2309 couldn't find it on youtube but messerfurfraumuller.bandcamp.com/track/intro xD

    • @amaliah725
      @amaliah725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrrriarty ohhhh that makes a lot of sense, I didn't know that

  • @yanfei7782
    @yanfei7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:14
    I thought he said no one pees unless forced to and I was about to find a way to like the video multiple times.

  • @thickgru7986
    @thickgru7986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why do I sit here, watch this video and continuously talk to my screen acting like you can hear me lmao

    • @holle.h.4570
      @holle.h.4570 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We all do it.
      We all do.

  • @Sercil00
    @Sercil00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    11:07 - If I'm not mistaken, this guy is actually the final boss of the game. Theoretically, you can kill him right here (minutes into the game), but he's ultra powerful...
    11:16 - You can lure him into this town and have him accidentally attack the villagers. They'll kill him. The villagers that Kevin attacked for no reason can easily kill the final boss.

  • @bethdavis5858
    @bethdavis5858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “NONE OF THESE GAMES HAVE INSTRUCTIONS” two mins later “I am not fecking reading that”

  • @charlys2584
    @charlys2584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh my god I died laughing when you left "yes" on an answering machine 😂

  • @MissBethanieS
    @MissBethanieS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video has really reminded me of your Ouya video that you did! I loved that video and it's honestly one of my favourites so to see a video like it again, is pretty fricken cool!! :)

  • @Kakorrhaphiophobe
    @Kakorrhaphiophobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Kevin: **Obvious Panic** Why am I gunning down innocent civilians?!
    Also Kevin in the Sims 4: **Kills every Townie in Brindleton Bay so that the only household left is a dog**

    • @glonk1535
      @glonk1535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Predators feel themselves confused on the unexplored grounds

  • @tylersanders2388
    @tylersanders2388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Kevin: why don’t these games have instructions?
    Two games later: *has instructions *
    Kevin: I’m not reading this

    • @MaiaMirabell
      @MaiaMirabell 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's our thicc boi ^_^

  • @Vladflame
    @Vladflame 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMFG! I haven't laughed so hard at you saying yes to the answer machine. Thank you! I needed that. I have subbed based on that alone.

  • @jonathansifuentes4766
    @jonathansifuentes4766 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    More of these types of videos KEVVINNNN

  • @jeremiahlindley402
    @jeremiahlindley402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    When you watch so much of Kevin that Jim Pickens shows up in your dreams

    • @romanminaster5180
      @romanminaster5180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      When you watch so much of Kevin that you wake up in Jim's basement

    • @milesd3147
      @milesd3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      when you watch so much of kevin that you become jim pickens

    • @startedllama8238
      @startedllama8238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh good it’s normal

    • @justjam0138
      @justjam0138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@startedllama8238 It's not normal, it's the side effects of being in a cult.

    • @MaiaMirabell
      @MaiaMirabell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I found Kevin two years ago now. One year and 50 weeks ago my spoken English got a hint of Irish Accent(tm) to it.... XD XD XD

  • @annroad1965
    @annroad1965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    it was so weird too see russian language in a second game
    and then Kevin's perfect pronunciation is just👌

    • @taismoke
      @taismoke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ХАКИЯХИКАТА

    • @krstglsm
      @krstglsm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you know what it says?

    • @djmindcrasher
      @djmindcrasher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@krstglsm "begin"

  • @cheesychappers
    @cheesychappers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kevin: "Why am I gunning down innocent civilians?!"
    Didn't think Kevin needed a reason.

  • @IndraJayaGroup
    @IndraJayaGroup 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:06 the potrait from Red Alert 3 lol 😂

  • @e-unit1579
    @e-unit1579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Normal People: WE NEED TOILET PAPER!!!
    Kevin: you fools

    • @juusoyliruusi4885
      @juusoyliruusi4885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      People who hoard toilet paper are definitely not normal

  • @himanchywatchesvideos7826
    @himanchywatchesvideos7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love how you can feel the energy drain from Kevin as the video goes on

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    News: "Cellphone Towers Ablaze As Conspiracy Theories Link 5G Networks To COVID-19"
    Me: 9:46

  • @mwjgcreeves4984
    @mwjgcreeves4984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:30 Missed opportunity for "A BEAN!!" lol

    • @Timothy1395
      @Timothy1395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said beam though not bean.

    • @mwjgcreeves4984
      @mwjgcreeves4984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Timothy1395 yeah, but that would've been even better

  • @WhiteScorpio2
    @WhiteScorpio2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Ква-ква-ква, ква-ква, ква-ква-ква-ква!

    • @ArborParva
      @ArborParva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ква edition

  • @isaacsutton6480
    @isaacsutton6480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Kevin:“I think I’m winning.”
    Not even a second into the game-
    Kevin:”What?? How did I lose?!”

  • @WalterSulliv4n
    @WalterSulliv4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha! That frog song had me cracking up! :D

  • @bubbachrome8977
    @bubbachrome8977 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    AGAIN!!!! Plz first video I have seen of you loved this

  • @cocoforcabana3056
    @cocoforcabana3056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Kevin has The Wolf Among Us in his favorites...there's still hope for a continuation of the series

  • @pescadotejano9275
    @pescadotejano9275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Bro! You absolutely NEED to buy that songs license. The one from Frogy Boi! That song embodies your character in this channel. Then when people use clips from your show! Bam! Instant money in your pocket!

  • @Zeru.
    @Zeru. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven't laughed this good in a long time, thanks! :D

  • @swordseye2
    @swordseye2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I've been looking for you for months" "yeah sorry about that I got stuck on a rock" LOL

  • @ehidnicus
    @ehidnicus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Kevin trying to read word начать ("start" in russian) is the best sound ever somehow💜

  • @kayhaven4710
    @kayhaven4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Kevin: “I think there is no way to win this game. I think the only way to win is not move. Click!”
    I’m pretty sure Kevin just described the game of Life for everyone.

  • @Eekary2
    @Eekary2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:21 reading that was so fecking worth it.

  • @markeyonethousand
    @markeyonethousand 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Wargames reference... what a classic!

  • @Fawstah
    @Fawstah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "why am I gunning down helpless civilians?" Since when does Kevin need a reason?

  • @alonelyfry5643
    @alonelyfry5643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:42
    **Cool math flashbacks intensify**

  • @jackboyman01
    @jackboyman01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The german said:
    "Zur Zeit ist niemand erreichbar, Sie können nach dem Signalton eine Nachricht hinterlassen."
    Eglish:
    "No one is availible to talk, you can leave a maasage after the beep."

  • @alexanderdavenport1127
    @alexanderdavenport1127 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kevin just did a modern ACTION 52 .
    I FECKING LOVE THIS