Gwyneth Paltrow's Netflix Show is DUMB and Dangerous | Goop Lab
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#netflix #goop
Stick around to the end because the last two episodes are the ABSOLUTE WORST
Killin it with the content recently! I feel like this video alone will put you over 100k. Thanks for the free entertainment dude!
you just hate her cause he's rich and pretty.... and thin... and a privileged, fucktard who smells her own farts and can't read the room. **shrug**
No shouldn't do the $250 diet
HOO HAW
Amanda, as a fan I must say, that shirt is absolutely awful. It looks hideous and unbearable and looks like an insult to the concept of clothing itself. Thanks.
I’m surprised cancer hasn’t been completely eradicated at this point with the amount of people who can cure it.
That's because Big Pharma doesn't want you to know about them because they want you sick so they can get more money out of you. /s
It would be eradicated, except there are still those out there who just don't believe enough for the cures to work on them.
@@MrU4theChillWind *lol* Rrrriiiggghhhhhhttttttttt.......
Tory Ficarola no, he’s got a point. You’re just not believing in the Satan spawn that is Kenneth Copeland. He DEMANDS (begs) that you donate to the church, even if you have to crawl through broken glass to get to it. That way, no more cancer, corona or any disease.
Well Joe Biden says he’s going to cure cancer if he becomes president. Not sure why one would wait to become president to save millions of lives but, hey 😂😂😭
The vampire repellent doesn’t even have garlic 🤦♀️
😂😂😂😂
I know right.. also it's a repellant that smells nice 😂
Or Vervain & Silver extracted on it.
It's just running water, which is known to cause 20 acid damage to vampires. So like it's totally reliable yo. The 5e D&D dungeon master guide said so.
Yeah that's because the whole garlic thing is fiction. Vampires aren't actually repelled by garlic, it's a common misconception.
Netflix scrapped Anne with an E for THIS
"Should we keep the show about an intelligent woman enpowering other people to do good in the world and see the joy and wonder in life?"
"Nah, we need more money for the show where a woman tells other women to put hot coffee and fake eggs up their vagina, hyperventilate and possibly die."
Wait... they did?? No! I loved this show! (Anne with an E. Not Goop.)
Noooooo I love Anne with an E
Ugh I loved Anne with an E.
I can’t keep learning about good show cancelations this way
Shit this breaks my heart 😭😭
I can't imagine how uncaring you have to be to create a company like goop. Even to work at goop takes some level of moral bankruptcy.
Then imagine how bad the people who do this directly through social media are. Jilly Juice keeps going and we can prove it killed people.
Unfortunately there's a real lack of industries available that don't require some level of moral bankruptcy to be successful at (ie profit)
Or you are very naive and/or easily manipulated
Or financial desperation.
It’s easy, you just have to be financially greedy!
I love how an actress with a minimal education and no medical or nutritional training feels like she has the authority to shill “wellness” crap to people. I feel like there needs to be some stricter regulations when it comes to this stuff because at minimum it’s a fraud and at worst it’s dangerous.
Exactly this! I don't understand how id she given so much publicity for someone who has no education in any of the advising she's giving. It's dangerous and she's can damaged people's lives beyond repair.
But why are these silly people buying into her shitetalk? It's mind-boggling
@@EMMYK1916 I think thats not so hard to believe. People are taught all the time that celebrities have some hidden secret for eternal youth, when in most cases its more money to pay for better plastic surgery. She is just selling the thing that everyone assumes she has. What I find weird is whether she actually believes she has some knowledge no one else has or if she is preying on her gullible fans. I think its the former and thats scary.
@@EMMYK1916 Do you also ask why children will follow what most adults tell them to do even if we can see that what they're doing is bad? Some people need someone to tell them what to do and how to act. People to follow. That's just how it is. How their brains are wired. The best thing you can do for them is to try to give them a good role model to follow. Ms Goop is definitely not that lmfao
Yeah mainly we need to criminalize all of these supplements and wellness/ lifestyle brands because they are scam artists, liars and charlatans. They’ve lied to people and charged them insane amounts of money.
Tony Stark didn't die for this.
How is your comment not pinned!
Or did he?👀 who know what pepper pots was cooking?
He sacrificed himself to get away from her.
@@Xehanort10 But he then left his [their] kid to be raised by her...that's child endangerment...
@@karma6574 I'm sure the rest of the team will look after her (and if we're lucky, kick Pepper out of the house).
Amanda's personal Hell - "50 Shades of Goop"
Oh that sounds bad.
"50 swirls of goop"
Christian binds Anastasia and reveals he purchased a coffee enema. Will this procedure threaten their messed-up relationship? Stay tuned.
“Brought to you from the makers of twilight and 365 days”
Correction: 50 Shades of Goop After 365 Days
MCU Pepper Potts: how Gwyneth Paltrow sees herself
The Goop Lab: how Gwyneth Paltrow actually is
"Give people non alcoholic beer, tell them it is Heineken and watch how long i takes them to act like a drunk"
This...
Is so sharp and on the point....
I WILL Quote this
Yeah, most of these are probably just the placebo effect. Rich people🙄🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Two of my friends decided to make some drinks at a festival, non alcoholic lemonade beer and vodka, they drunk it and said it was so strong... i decided to wait for them to say that before i told them they took the wrong bottle and in fact they mixed nonalcoholic beer with water 😂
Non alcoholic beer is a thing?
@@adwitatherealadwita Yup, tastes just like beer(at least they say so) but without the alcohol.
Us more experienced drinkers can tell its non alcoholic. But sure, definitely works on teenagers.
"Stay in your lane, whack-a-doodle!" is a whole mood, tho
That was my personal favourite moment too!
That sounds like something I'd say lol
I honestly hate the fact this show exist
Me too
So do I.
Can't remember the exact year, but it was around... Seven years ago or so. All I know is that 9Gag was still a cool place for some people.
Saw this post somewhere about all the cool stuff that was coming that year and how "Netflix can do no wrong!"
I was almost a decade younger than the guy who made that post, but I thought "Buddy, if you think that they care that much, give it a few years. You tell me if they can't do no wrong".
And look at them now
I hate that gweneth paltro exist, let alone her being a multi millionaire
This show is peak bourgeois and a parody of itself.
Came here when Gus Johnson mentioned you on the podcast and honestly you're one of my favorite youtubers now. Great stuff. BSB
So I don't know what podcast or channel(s?) you're talking about, but this channel just showed up on my front page and I can't agree more about this. I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed so much while becoming as worried as I was finding this channel.
You are honestly the most chill, honest and funny channel I have seen in ages and I have a lot of videos to catch up on! Keep up the amazing work and I hope you have as much fun making them as you look like you are having!
Same
Eww... gus... gross
Which Johnson?😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Wim Hof has an identical twin, when compared they had no significant difference when exposed to extreme cold. The the brother don't do any of the breathing or whatnot, it's genetic.
Yep. I think it's similar to Himalayan herders evoling to breath better in low altitude
That sounds a lot like the people who adapted genetically to seeing clear under water whilst swimming.
Can you link to the research done for this? Because as far as I know Wim said this has been tested and the result was that without training he could NOT stand the cold as good as his brother which suggests that it is training
@@Dorieneising1 pretty sure it's both. The training helps so he can handle it better than his brother, but they're still genetically predisposed to be better in these situations so it's less feasible for an average person
I was getting to where I couldn’t handle the cold at all, starting doing Wim Hof, and do things in the cold all the time now. Idk, worked for me.
Oh, so my mentors and grandmother died of cancer and my mom is currently dying of cancer because they just didn’t breathe correctly. Cool, cool. That’s not in any way weird or insulting or culty or similar to the evangelicals who say it’s because they pissed off God. Yeah, it’s totally normal. Nothing to see or object to here.
goop perpetuates a meritocracy that devalues circumstances beyond people’s control and says if anything bad happens it’s bc you aren’t paleo and a yogi🙄
Sorry to hear about your loved ones, Amara. I am sure drivel like this oozed out by GP and her vile ilk just adds pain.
I'm sorry you've had to go through that and I wish you the very best
Mood. Just lost my great uncle two days ago to that shit. My uncle has it. My housemate's mother and aunt both have it and are dying. It's...really not ok to tell people stuff like this.
Raantuva I’m so sorry about what you and your family are going through. I... I get freedom of speech, but I do wish there was some way to make people see what they’re doing is wrong, so they don’t keep doing it and hurting people, adding to the conversation these ideas that end up hurting people already in terrible situations.
Cancer has always been horrific, but in these plague times, when some people can’t afford treatment because they lost their jobs, or like my mom can’t get it because the center itself is deemed unsafe, it’s especially awful. I’m sorry you are all going through this; no one deserves this to happen to them. Hang in there, and let your light shine on in their name. ❤️🌻
2:19 as someone who was born externally Female but born without a uterus and had to have my ovaries removed due to them becoming dead organs hearing that GOOP has or had something that was supposed to "CURE" infertility makes me very mad.
Like "Hey Gwyneth! HOW'S THAT STONE GOING TO HELP ME?" O.o
Woo can fix anything
Forgive me, I don't mean to be overly prying or offensive but the wording of your comment intrigued me. "Externally female but was also born without a uterus". Does that "but" imply that because of your missing uterus you don't consider yourself to be female?
@@CK-jc3mw no i consider myself female. I've grown accustomed to people noticing my external features and assuming all my "parts" are working. I don't normally talk about my infertility with people i don't trust because of the complicated details and was bullied alot in school because of how my body tried to adapt to those complications.
I hope you’re otherwise in great health, if you don’t mind me asking, why don’t you fully consider yourself female? It’s your business but it would make me sad if fertility had any relevance to your identity.
You clearly haven't tried the vagina candles yet
Goop is about as medically advisable as a pet rock is companionable, but at least a rock can forecast the weather.
@Hugo Bustillo if you throw it hard enough it can.
@I always wanted to do a long username so hear it is it’s kinda like how the knife isn’t good or evil, the wielder is
Zoe from Sesame Street would argue that a rock is a great companion.
It’s scary that she sells this stuff.... it’s even scarier that people believe and buy this stuff from her
At least she is a celebrity.. the real scary stuff are the social media nobodies who can sell this BS to masses of people.
Carey Roberts now that is very true
It's scary that this is LEGAL.
they have rare medical condicion
Yes, it's dumb, but it also has to be get points for being exclusionary and politically horrifying. Given the price tag, the implication of a customer buying from her business is accepting that wellbeing can be bought by wealthy, bored women. Poor women are presumably doomed to misery if they can't afford magic eggs to insert up themselves or get steamings. Busy women must be doomed to a lack of fulfillment, sexual frustration and cancer by not having the time to join her weird incoherent cult*.
* The egg thing had undercurrents of yonic worship. The vampire facial and steamings sound like training women to hate their bodies. Any good estrogen cult requires a mix of fetishizing anatomy with a dose of violent self loathing.
Not gonna lie, "double slit experiment" sounds like a horrific pornographic thing.
Caitlin Rix more like a Roman torture mechanism
It does.
Link me.
Tell that to Richard Feynman
Lol
gotta love people who misuse information and studies to push their garbage
Kudos for getting through that show and still being able to make an articulate video about it instead of just screaming into a pillow for seventeen minutes. I think you've got more fortitude than I would have.
As a self diagnosed psychic vampire I would just like to say that I love lavender
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Who else thinks good old Gwen here took some of those drugs and that 's how she manages to make these products and bullshit terms behind them? And Kudos to the one chick for not giving into the physic lady
This doesn't really come from her.. it's a terrifying standard to the "health & wellness" industry. I think there might actually be a dictionary or handbook, probably a textbook at naturopath school.
Hell yeah Anna the food editor
Like, it just baffles me Netflix thought this was a good idea to invest a show on. Gwen knows nothing about what she's doing and is just taking the words that sound fancy and official and throwing them into a blender of bull
Nope, not an excuse. When I was in college, I took ten times more psychedelics than everyone on that show combined. I'm a perfectly well adjusted (well... maybe that's a stretch, lol), functioning member of society who also thinks all this garbage is bullshit. Gwyneth just sucks.
The cancer alternate reality thing kinda sounds like you just passed the cancer to a different version of yourself
they rlly playing cancer hot potato with alternate versions of themselves
The logical ethics issues of this illogical bullshit FASCINATE me. And disturb me. You’d have to be pretty selfish to just not care, and pretty obvious to not consider “where” the cancer is going
So either way, I still have cancer... That's smart.
Lawl just commented almost the same thing - that my was first thought, too. You've just given another version of yourself cancer like a total dick.
I know someone personally that said they loved this show... I tried letting her down gently. Spiritualism is good, HECK, even I get drawn to the like. But the fact that there were little to no skeptical scientific or academic people on the show is what makes it horrible.
In fact, 'Lab' should be taken out of the company's name.
goop is an accurate name though, sounds close to poop
Spiritual practices can be great, but when people take those practices out of their context and act Iike they’re proven by hard science... yikes
The “Chiropractor” in our town also peddles alternative medicine and essential oils. Chiropractors do this because you can have a “medical practice” and earn lots of money without going to medical school
Wow that guy sounds like a bad doctor. I do want to say though, the actual schooling part for medical and chiropractic is the same length. (MD's do have residency afterwards though)
Chiropractic medicine is woo medicine as well. Which is annoying since my doctor and work recommends one for my back
Seraphim Hyde Should you pursue this, from my experience, I went from barely mobile (let alone capable of working) to comfortable and able to work. Lifting heavy foods for the food bank
@@leapingoldfish
Yes. But it's based on nonsense after that. And almost always extra nonsense added on to as well.
Its origin and the belief systems of its creators is hilarious and more nonsense. Sorry for abruptness but this financing of nonsense is going to get us killed
@@atorifanl6153 I did go since I had no other option. It helps only temporarily, but it gets me to where I can actually work.
My friend had back problems and went to a bunch of chiropractors to get looked at. Every single chiropractor had a different diagnosis, some of them had him get x-rays and each one had different things like circled and arrows pointing to things. Some of the diagnosis were wildly different, everything from his neck to the bottom of his feet were supposedly the cause of his back pain. Each one recommended a multiple of thousands of dollars worth of appointments over the course of many many months. He eventually went to a physical therapist who popped his back, showed him how to fix his posture, and said that's about all he could do and that was done in one appointment. The posture stuff worked, back pain nearly all gone.
Chiropractors are a joke, they're basically snack oil salesmen with no actual product. They've even been known to do things that are actually pretty dangerous and people have gotten really hurt by them. Go to a physical therapist instead.
my brother went to one by a women working in a physical therapy center. (my brother has some sort of nerve issue in his face which causes intense pain from something as gentile as wind blowing in your face).
Some women have claimed the condition is worse than child birth just to give some people an idea how bad the pain can be.
My brother realized he made a mistake when the chiropractor uttered the word "energy"
lets just say, all the dude did was cause more pain.
snake oil is right. The only cure for the condition is killing or removing the nerve which is a last resort if pain meds don't work or are becoming less effective as you can have permanent speech problems from such surgery.
My parents are physical therapists and I hate when people think they do the same stuff as chiropractors
Everything evenislost described the physical therapist doing is what my chiropractor does-pops my back into place if I throw it out & recommends exercises to improve posture...weird. I feel confused now
@@357rbdee not every chiropractor is the same. Mine does the exact same thing. He also is a professor of neurology. He also knows when it isnt just your back out of wack and sends you to someone who can give much better advice. He isnt like all these chiropractors I hear about. My dad went to tons of these other kinds and just keeps going to the same one I do now, because he actually works. He also knows he cant cure everything, and makes sure he doesnt hurt you to much, if at all.
@@jamestor6700 Trigeminal neuralgia? Oof, I feel for him.
Nobody:
That one guy: . ..bE wItH tHe SpiRit of ThE mUshrOom. ..
It's a known fact that goombas are the ultimate lifeform.
A friend who is on immunosuppresants asked me if she should take immune boosters. I said a) well, that would undo the work of your immunosuppresants, but b) they don't work anyway.
I'm on immune suppression meds too.. yeah don't take them. They can contain things that interact badly with your meds.
from my understanding (could be wrong here) immunosuppresants pretty much wipe out your immune system so a booster can't work because there is nothing to boost
Good on you, you're right, but also your friend should definitely be asking her doctor stuff like that
@@sholem_bond Absolutely. I told her that too. :o)
That cold temperature guy just naturally has an extreme cold tolerance compared to most, as evidenced by looking at his brother who can do a lot of the same cold shit and doesn't practice any of these techniques.
I love psychics! Messing with people's cold reading to see what I get is like a whole past time for me. Last time they told me my dad says he loves me from beyond the grave and that has left this plane of existence and gone to heaven...the really funny part is that my dad had just left to go work abroad in Detroit, USA for a few months. He's still alive, he just went to Detroit.
*Passtime
"On MY diet, you can eat as much of anything as you want!"
"And you'll lose weight...?"
"Hey you might, it's a free country!"
@Mr. Perfect Cell All day long!
That fasting stuff is amazing. They managed to turn „eating nothing“ into a business, except you actually eat something, thus making the whole exercise pointless. Yes, fasting has proven medical benefits. But eating overpriced, literal goop is not fasting.
Yet there are many groups of people that are recommended not to fast at all, since it can be damaging for their health.
Just set a 12-16 hour period every day where you don't ingest any calories (water only - no artificial sweeteners, even). Once it becomes easy, you've achieved most of the benefits it will provide (though there's not much reason to quit). You could fast all day for a day or two, and there are benefits to that, but this is all most people should need to do.
Like keto, which is just consciously replacing almost all your carb intake with saturated fat (specifically "saturated" - polyunsaturated fats have negative health consequences), it's simple. You don't need to pay for any of it, and it's designed to help your body recover from bad dietary lifestyles.
@@robertbeisert3315 "replace most of your calories with specifically saturated fat (not unsaturated fat, it's bad for you)"
That's pretty much the exact opposite of how dietary fats work. If you've been eating that much saturated fat, you should probably see a cardiologist.
Also, I tend to try to eat more dietary fats vs dietary sugars (at least simple sugars) for T1D reasons, but it's still important to be really careful with dietary fat, because that stuff can kill your gallbladder. The keto diet has done that to some people before.
@sholem_bond if you ever read the studies, you'll see how they have to load "high saturated fat" diets with trans fats and sugars to create a negative mortality outcome.
"Be with the spirit of the mushroom" sounds like satire.
I already realized why Chris Martin divorced from her
Yes he's too good for her crazy ass
@@de_lamarecreer9559 duh
Tbf he married her too. 💁🏽
@@mrinalini9112 Fair point, well, the song another arms might be related with the other reason why they divorced
I think you mean 'consciously uncoupled'.
She still makes enough money that getting sued for bullshit claims is worth it.
How gross is that?!?
How is that even possible?
Glad you watched it so we don't have to BUT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT WATCH IT! DO NOT GIVE IT NUMBERS! DO NOT SHOW NETFLIX THAT THEY NEED TO MAKE MORE! PLEASE DON'T DO IT EVEN FOR A LAUGH....
Or pirate it.
@@user-74652 Pirating it still shows them that you want it. Game of Thrones was the "most pirated" show of 2012 through 2017.
@@looney1023 Showing them people want it is not the same though. Every person on this planet can want a show but if they do not watch it through the right channels, the show makes no money and cannot continue to film.
They'll make more anyway because Paltrow is Hollywood royalty. Look at all the terrible shows that are getting renewed because they are super left and woke. And while Paltrow isn't actually awake and aware in any way (I think she's literally a zombie that learned how to speak) she certainly believes herself and her rich friends are woke and know what's best for us.
@@looney1023 It doesn't matter what pirating shows. Pirating doesn't give money to anyone. That's why it is effective. Money talks.
Gooooood. I can feel your anger. Makes you strong. Gives you focus. Let the hatred flow.
Valdagast LMFAO
This reminds me of star wars.... Is ist from star wars? 🤔
@@lkm9623 I believe so
@@lkm9623 I mean, she _is_ a Jedi...
@@Valdagast true its obvious to me now
Speaking of 50 Shades, we’re all still waiting for you to read that fan fiction for us
She did say in about a day ago that she is in the middle of reading it.
Is it good or bad that i can't stop laughing about this freaking company?? And the video? I just can't. Amanda probably went insane watching this.
I'm assuming a lot of alcohol was involved in the watching of these episodes.
My Home Simpson slippers were pretty mood-lifting. They cost 12-15 dollars.
I've got some that look like fluffy rottweilers and I bought them specifically because I saw them and they made me happy.
@@Pipkiablo What better reason to buy slippers?
My wool socks are pretty mood-lifting. They only cost $3-$5.
I'm a massage therapist. Yes I know my job looks like magic sometimes. I can explain how and what I do. It is all science. I've trained my hands to feel the subtle changes in your skin, temperature, muscle tenseness, and at times the electrical signals (that last one is untrustworthy at times so I don't rely on it). And yes their are times I get a weird emotional sense off of someone. BUT I am neither a counselor or an energy healer(don't want to be, too much drama and I've got my own issues). I may note that a person is having a shitty day and I'll do some quick meditation for me to block them out but that's cuz I'm in a room with them for 50- 110 minutes!!!
I know some energy healers and some of them are genuinely nice caring people who want to help and believe they are, and some are doosh bags who are using people and draining them dry. That said psychics both scare me and make me extremely angry.
Oh and chiropractors should know better then to pull this shit. Yes I know people don't always respect their job and don't give them the credit for how much schooling they have but this is not the way to fix it!
SAME
Her whole show is just a power trip.
No worse because shes potentially hurting ppl
If she was into power trips she'd be running for political office. She's just a greedy hippy, surrounded by con-artists, who clearly lacks basic critical thinking skills. I would not be surprised if the masterminds of Goop Lab was her personal assistant or her private naturopath 😂
It's like Josef Mengele with a G rating.
Life. Her whole life
According to these shows there are so many things that can cure cancer its amazing its still a problem at all.
remember, it's witchcraft WITH modern medicine, not witchcraft WITHOUT. i say this because a lot of this stuff is basically just taken from pagan culture and religion
My favrioute thing I ever read was a pagan meme that went something along the lines of
-how to get someone to leave you alone-
Beginner witch: tracks the right moon phase, collects crystals, sets up an elaborate candle ritual
Intermediate witch: has a mushroom and some fluff from their pocket
Experienced witch: tells said individual to fuck off
@@billiejoe8074 exactly, save your energy for things that are worth it 😂
I got a lot of trouble wording this last night. I was tired, it was midnight and english is not my first language, (spanish is), but I finally discovered the way that best sums up my point:
The Goop Lab reinforces and validates every negative stereotype white people are subjected to. Either morally reprehensible to the point of monstrosity or inconceivable stupid, but always irresponsible.
The Goop Lab is Becky, the Show.
(With the ocasional Karen thrown in).
GOOP is what happens when we let celebrities think their opinions matter. LOL
That's extreme....not all celebrities are dumb like Gwyneth.
@@deepakmenon6720 Mosst are tough
I think she's making a lot of money off of this so this is really what happens when celebrities take advantage of people that think celebrities opinions matter. The people that listen to celebrities are the real idiots. Unfortunately people seem to be wired to believe famous people.
Donald Trump is what happens when the public think celebrity opinions matter. And Reagan.
rezkalla You really compares Trump and Paltrow?? You don’t like trump, cool. But you wanna try and say Paltrow is better?? Sit on that for a bit
Apparently, the Ana girl during that whole spiritual reading moment isn't apart of Goop anymore. I have no idea if she quit or was actually fired but it turns out that she has her own start-up company or something on Instagram about serving food.
I hope you’re doing ok Amanda, after Goop Lab and the entire 50 Shades trilogy no one should put themselves through that much torture.
Fun fact: even 'just' weed can trigger schizophrenia and psychotic episodes.
It might be fun for other people but if you have a family history of these kinds of mental illnesses STAY AWAY from psychedelics and weed and stay safe!
Saying 'you should contact a doctor' at the beginning of each episode is as stupid as saying 'no copyright infringement intended' when you know you are making profit out of someone else's work. They should be sued for this.
People who put together art books on Wattpad: "I do not own this art. All credits to owner."
This show hasn't been recommended to me by netflix once lol
'They literally flipped, in my experience, into a different version of themselves. In that reality, they did not have Cancer'.
-Funny Valentine, Chiropractor.
Dojiaaaaaaan
If that’s how it really works, then some poor alternate out there just suddenly got cancer with no explanation.
"Give someone non alcoholic beer and tell them it's Heineken then watch how long it gets until the start acting drunk" that's actually a sociological research method revelling in the wonderful name of garfinkling. You pretend that you're doing something (getting drunk, getting manic, parapalegic, whatever), and after a while it's really hard to convince them that you weren't.
The bit about drinking rubbing alchohol to sterilize your insides. Is that where a certain Orange Man got it yesterday? /s
I've just learned that in general anytime someone on the internet is talking about health and says the word detox or mentions curing cancer I just turn around and run for the hills. I mean unless someone is talking about coming off hard drugs I don't feel like detoxing is a safe medical word anymore. I have become insanely weary of it.
Really descriptive with that "college dropout" example. Come on, what was their name :)?
I'm just here to listen to Amanda say hoo-hah for 16min straight
Psychic Vampire Repellent?
Someone took “Doctor Sleep” a *little* too seriously.
The fact that there are people stupid enough to buy into all this nonsense after watching it, completely explains to me how a flat earth movement can exist.
True. But on the other hand some people aren't stupid, they're just desperate. They might have a tricky illness that doctors haven't found answers for yet, and they're so desperate they'll try anything, because they can't conttinue on otherwise. I hate companies that prey on people who are sick enough or in enough pain that they are desperate for any chance of hope or relief
Pepper Potts hasn’t been the same since Tony died.
They did the vampire facial wrong. You're supposed to inject the blood of a virgin.
That's what Elizabeth Bathory was doing wrong - she just bathed in it when she actually should've been injecting the blood.
Actually "Goop" was the name of imaginary creatures invented by a Scandinavian writer, in the early 70s. One particular acronym came from this book: TTT "Things take time".
In my high school we had a thing called "arts intercession" where for two days after winter break we would go in for half a day and instead of doing classes we had things like guitar lessons, cake decorating and bread making.
But one year we had an energy healer class. I didn't take it but some of my classmates did
So if I'm understanding the chiropractor right, he showed his patient how to cure cancer by shifting dimensions.. and giving it to some other multiverse version of themselves. So kind of like some Doc Brown version of The Ring.
But begs the question.. what if that universe's chiropractor is teaching everyone how to send it back? 😂
Carey Roberts he probably already killed his alternate selves to gain more power
@@darkartsdabbler2407 That assumes he's The One.. perhaps he's further down on some other version's hit list
"Arright, court dismissed-- bring in da psychic mediums!"
I’d rather have the dancing lobsters. lol 🦞
@@TheNitpickChick Oh yeah.
DL-6 be like
GOOP TIME YA"LL!!!! I was waiting for this! poor Amanda tho :D
When you talked about alcohol as an internal sterilizer when you drink it...I bet you didn’t expect the president to say that a week later, only worse 🤦♀️
The structure of higher education also wasn't for me. So I changed to a slightly different programme that was still heavily tech-based and finished that instead. You know, like a normal person.
Goop lab equipment are include:
- A spinning chart with various random objects.
- A dart board with superpower suggestion.
... ah yes egg with super hoo haa power.
My mom died of breast cancer after fighting it for 13 years. It's really insulting and upsetting what these people are claiming. Its even worse when you think of all the people it gave false hope. What kind of garbage person do you have to be to prey on distressed and often desperate people. I hope they rot in hell.
Amanda, the *"SUFFERWITHME"* Jedi.
12:30 Given the current pandemic, people have actually attempted that. Rubbing alcohol, methanol... bleach. It ends about as well as you would think.
Ana the food editor, the one who didn’t “drink the kool-aid” is no longer working for Goop
Amanda, I greatly respect you for watching this garbage so we don’t have to.
She's our savior
This might be a little dark, but my grandmother died because of untreated cancer. She refused any treatment to go to people who use "unconventional medicine" (medicine is a bold statement there) and essentally got scammed, caused us giant trouble and in the end passed away.
You can practice breathing on a glacial for all you want, but making it more valid than actual medical procedures is so wrong and dangerous on so many levels it's unreal
Hey, Amanda. 😎🤗 I have been watching so many of your videos this past week, lol. The time flew by so quickly during quarantine. I am new to the channel. You're awesome! 😎
Thank you!
ana hito, the staff member who was skeptical of the intuitive psychic is, in fact, a FORMER food editor for GOOP now. she has her own community-supported agriculture business (good for her)
here's hoping she quit rather than being fired, honestly
Anna is that really admirable person that sees the bs in things and isn't afraid to question them or call them out.
I'm glad you made this video, because without seeing it I would not be aware of blind I was to the degree of scam that GOOP is, and that I'm more vulnerable to celebrity than I ever suspected previously.
As a German I’m so confused by American Cyropractise. Here they mostly fix you if you have for example an accident (fell down a horse) and crack the vertebra back into place. I have never meet one that told stuff that they heal cancer and open my chakra shit like that. My horse got treated by a cyro yearly because of some back issues and they never tried to change her spirit ore let her chakras flow ore stuff like that
I can think of a German who would be rather horrified at the use of cryopractice in the US. Victor Fries.
They sell coffee enemas? I'm almost 99% sure that I saw a couple on TH-cam in one of these strange addiction clips that was addicted to shooting coffee up their arses. Their method was a lot cheaper though.
I love that you mention ingesting alcohol because it’s a good steriliser as the stupid thoughts and then the president is like “but what if we injected bleach into the bloodstream?”
"Just stay in your lane wackadoodle" probably the best sentence I've ever heard 😂
My brother has a history of severe depression and suicidal tendencies; my sister in law committed suicide at 16 during a schitzophrenic episode. I've warned my teenage daughter that she is at a massive risk if she takes drugs, and that any friend who tries to encourage her to do so (knowing her family history) is no friend to her. I DESPISE anyone who encourages someone with a history (or family background of) psychosis to take drugs. This. Is. Fucked. Up. You could literally trigger something that kills them.
Palthrow's career has been having a good time in the last 10 years. But something tells me that she can end in jail
As someone with bipolar disorder type 2 I really appreciate you talking about how dangerous psychedelics can be for us. I recently got out of a toxic work environment where as a coping mechanism I indulged in THC, and the sudden increase triggered an intense manic episode that I’m still dealing with. If I had consulted my therapist before indulging I would have known how dangerous it was, and that was my mistake, but there isn’t a lot of good info out there. Lots of people think of THC as the miracle drug, but for people who experience psychosis, it’s just not a good idea. So thank you for bringing attention to this. 🥰
"Be with the spirit of the mushroom"
*Laughs in Viking and beserks*
I’m a doctor and I completely agree with you that there are aspects of modern medicine that aren’t perfect and we need to do as much research as possible into different treatments and therapies; but it enrages me when I see people (especially rich celebrities) take advantage of desperate people and giving false hope or misleading information.
Thank you for bringing this to light in your review.
I’m a tarot card reader and witch practitioner, and I agree when I hear that the majority of psychics pray upon people who are grieving or just overall greedy. However in my experiences never charge people for a reading it’s always free. All those fakes that claims shit in the show know literally nothing. Btw I love your videos.
same here, people like this also make it harder to be taken seriously as a practitioner.
To quote an xkcd strip relevant to the points shown in 12:25 : you can safely ignore any sentence that includes the phrase "according to quantum mechanics"... even when the sentence doesn't directly mention the phrase itself.
Glad I found ur channel. I found so many new channels during lockdown lol
I knew someone who owns a skincare line and she was talking about goop while I was in the room and I was like “Goop? What kind of name is Goop? It doesn’t sound like a good name for a skincare company.” And then she said it’s a brilliant name because what is lotion? “Goop!” I still thought it was a dumb name because while I could see it and lotion could be considered goop, who wants to put goop on their face? It has such a negative connotation. Why? Just why would you want to have that kind of connotation coupled with your skincare line?
Curing cancer is literally in a chiropractors lane lol. Chiropractery has always been quackery. One of the first things it could "treat" was deafness.
15:41 I can’t tell you how glad I am that you phrased it as “….they LARGELY are.” You didn’t group everyone with a shared belief together, and I really appreciate that, especially as someone who has seen, and lives with, someone who does believe in SOME of this stuff.
It’s not all scam art junk; sometimes it’s just a belief you can have alongside with good health practices. Sure, healing crystals and essential oil sprays don’t mend broken bones any faster, but they sure can help with mood and mindset. Going to the chiropractor, especially after an injury like a fall, can help you not be on painkillers for the rest of you life because of it. And I’ll let you in on a small secret: when some people call a psychic, all their really needing is the equivalent of a therapeutic life coach.
Lol “vampire facial is not something inappropriate from a twilight parody” 😂
12:28 That statement has surprisingly aged well.
Little did you know the president would soon suggest injecting disinfectant lol
You know, it's shows like this that make me wish a TV equivalent of the Razzies existed.
I actually cancelled a 15-year Netflix subscription over this. Pure, horrid cash grab.
My sister called me talking about this show and I was like “Nah, Amanda warned me about that one.”