'SPLICE' is a DISGUSTING mix of Twilight and Jurassic Park

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  • @peyton8332
    @peyton8332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16850

    Coming from a biologist, the poking to see if something’s still alive is actually the most realistic part of the movie

    • @brentarellano46
      @brentarellano46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      🤣🤣

    • @eddyram4932
      @eddyram4932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +910

      That’s the ultimate test to check for any response😂😂👌

    • @leilaniz5909
      @leilaniz5909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      True true

    • @Hanmacx
      @Hanmacx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      Better poke it twice

    • @maddisonjohnson4308
      @maddisonjohnson4308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I gave you 666 likes! 😄

  • @catscoffeebookslesbianuwu5815
    @catscoffeebookslesbianuwu5815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5417

    I thought this was a nightmare I had when I was drunk...

  • @gabiluch87
    @gabiluch87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2434

    "Naked mole cat chicken "
    That's exactly what it is, now at least I can describe it to my therapist

    • @pueyobeamelrosem.5852
      @pueyobeamelrosem.5852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      this comment is so underrated lmao

    • @GabrielaDeLaVega2905
      @GabrielaDeLaVega2905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I swear I've seen very disturbing things, but this movie still makes me cry every time someone mentions it.

    • @jenzies090
      @jenzies090 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment is great lol

  • @verdethestarwarrior1088
    @verdethestarwarrior1088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    I’m genuinely amused by the number of scientists in the comments saying “yeah no, we would definitely poke it first.”

  • @llallogen7380
    @llallogen7380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4913

    As a scientist I can confirm that one of the first things we would do would be to poke it. We'd have a follow-up to that, but yes we would probably poke it

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +888

      Science always starts with poking shit

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

      Can't forget the ever-useful taste test.

    • @runebalace3896
      @runebalace3896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I love this comment

    • @sarahjustsarah7276
      @sarahjustsarah7276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      When in doubt poke it out

    • @emeraldviqueen
      @emeraldviqueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +565

      Poking is science. Observing response to external stimuli. Just remember to write down shit afterwards otherwise you aren’t doing science

  • @orviianj7965
    @orviianj7965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7114

    "Just a regular romantic date night, creating abominations"
    ah yes, just like my parents 9 months before I was born

    • @MoonNerdy
      @MoonNerdy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Underrated comment. I screeched

    • @j-money2295
      @j-money2295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ooooh so edgy

    • @spookieboogi6161
      @spookieboogi6161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      *drops burn heal* ya did this to yourself

    • @hotel_arcadia
      @hotel_arcadia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Suicide by words

    • @awesomearsam1890
      @awesomearsam1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Dude you ok?

  • @erikm8373
    @erikm8373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2882

    the horror genre: _exists_
    Directors who desperately want to make a movie about their own twisted fetishes: "It's free real estate"

    • @laprincessa3772
      @laprincessa3772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      The ACCURACY. No one can convince me that half of these "horror" script writers are psychopaths/sociopaths that haven't been caught.

    • @WerewolfCat890
      @WerewolfCat890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this!!!!!

    • @rainbonomi
      @rainbonomi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      TRUE! and some of them are disguised pedophile, too.

    • @fallenlucifer
      @fallenlucifer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So fucking true

    • @marialarson1711
      @marialarson1711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Quentin Tarentino
      F E E T

  • @littleladytoge5306
    @littleladytoge5306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2858

    This isn't even a "Sweet home Alabama" moment anymore I'm just straight up scared.

    • @Phantom73949
      @Phantom73949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Sweet home appolo 13

    • @braeutchen41
      @braeutchen41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Phantom73949 sweet home Genesis6....😬🤯🤢

    • @blobbertmcblob4888
      @blobbertmcblob4888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Whaaaaaaa? you mean you don't have sex with your weird mutant daughter only for your weird mutant daughter to turn into a male, kill you and then have sex with their mother?
      Happens all the time where I'm from.

    • @brumous9364
      @brumous9364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@blobbertmcblob4888 what kind of Alabama-

    • @mango4723
      @mango4723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sweet home Proxima Centauri

  • @rosalbakelly7741
    @rosalbakelly7741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4824

    Saw it in theaters when it came out..
    I didn’t want my money back... I wanted my innocence back.. That movie touched me inappropriately

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Can you show me on the doll where it touched you?

    • @gerardocruzjr.2601
      @gerardocruzjr.2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I was never the same when I saw this movie in 2011

    • @mslightbulb
      @mslightbulb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Steward of Autumn the brain.

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@mslightbulb :o

    • @chxrbb_dxllhouse5403
      @chxrbb_dxllhouse5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I saw this with my MOM at 9 YEARS OLD

  • @heath6802
    @heath6802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2989

    Sigmund Freud would’ve had a field day with this honestly

    • @MarvinMakesArt
      @MarvinMakesArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Oh no this is hilarious

    • @jbark678
      @jbark678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      "Ah yes, the director lost his pet and his abusive mother, now he wants to have sex with both."
      -Freud, probably

    • @sharonspears-mandeville2369
      @sharonspears-mandeville2369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Ah. As a once-wise and noble Servant-mechanoid once said:
      _"Sigmund Freud-Eat your heart out..!"_

    • @trainboy00
      @trainboy00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Probably, or have an orgasm with this

    • @sharonspears-mandeville2369
      @sharonspears-mandeville2369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YoshiMaster03 DAMN!

  • @alejandraayala8815
    @alejandraayala8815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2636

    My ethics teacher thought it would be a good idea to watch and discuss this movie in class. It was an interesting day to say the least.

    • @Macrochenia
      @Macrochenia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Sounds like when my geology professor had us watch The Core.

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      That sounds traumatizing

    • @adelavojtusova2584
      @adelavojtusova2584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      My teacher made us watch this for our pop culture class. I never recovered nor forgave him 😀

    • @Bravohalo
      @Bravohalo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Did you discuss the ethics of making people watch this movie?

    • @moonlitskyes
      @moonlitskyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      no child or adult should be forced to watch this shit ever wtf

  • @rexrip1080
    @rexrip1080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    Poking is a legit way of testing in science. Here is an example: After feeding the king penguin, scientists wait for a time period until penguins fall asleep and then poke them with a stick in order to see how easy it is to wake them up. This supposedly helps them understand penguins phases of sleep and metabolism...

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      _poke_

    • @juniperrodley9843
      @juniperrodley9843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I refuse to believe they do this for any reason other than they wanna poke penguins

    • @user-wn3wv5bx5e
      @user-wn3wv5bx5e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@juniperrodley9843 it is entirely possible that they just want to poke things, much like how humans always find a way to pet every animal

    • @emmad4308
      @emmad4308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@juniperrodley9843 it's both.
      Like how chemists (am a chemist) like to poke sodium and potassium metals if you have to cut it up.
      Obviously not in water.

    • @cheezyfilmsproductions1842
      @cheezyfilmsproductions1842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aww, let the penguins sleep!

  • @BingBangPoe
    @BingBangPoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Splice in a nutshell: "what if I banged it?"

    • @MegaRazor619
      @MegaRazor619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      The ending: what if it banged *me*

    • @williss1192
      @williss1192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s not even a woman or a guy...

    • @Andrea_Kelly
      @Andrea_Kelly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂 Y'all are cracking me up

  • @harlequindeer2142
    @harlequindeer2142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4031

    Y’all traumatized about the sexual parts.
    *sis killed her cat with her tail spike. I cried when I was a kid*
    Edit: sorry ma that I put you on blast 😭

    • @visitjessiechan
      @visitjessiechan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      yeah no movie should have animals killed in it, fk this movie back to hell

    • @redfox.689
      @redfox.689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@visitjessiechan 100% agreed! I feel the same sentiment when a rape is shown.

    • @werewolf3949
      @werewolf3949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Your parents let ya watch this as a kid?
      I though my parents were awesome for letting me watch children of the corn when I was 9 :D

    • @harlequindeer2142
      @harlequindeer2142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Robin Kool they did but they would cover up my eyes or tell me to leave the room anytime something sexual happened

    • @werewolf3949
      @werewolf3949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@harlequindeer2142 so ya probably only saw 30% of the film =)

  • @finalfroggitapproaches6418
    @finalfroggitapproaches6418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1412

    This is a horror movie that isn’t scary, it’s terrifying. The monster isn’t the thing that makes the viewer nervous, it’s the people.

    • @Laramaria2
      @Laramaria2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      True... This movie gave me nightmares! This movie is the only thing I ever watched that gave me nightmares!

    • @vitorzdash
      @vitorzdash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ya like thay one who messed up

    • @YoQ
      @YoQ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      yeah, nah, theres better media that gets this message across. this was just the director's sick fantasy

    • @dr.phylisphical9294
      @dr.phylisphical9294 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Victor_Graves not really clive the nastiest mf of the movie he literally messed up the childhood of dren and he would have never touched her it would've been normal.

    • @mickflick8133
      @mickflick8133 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@YoQ That's why this movie slaps tho, it's a horror movie and everyone I know that has ever seen it has been horrified.

  • @anonymixx8106
    @anonymixx8106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    Imagine how I felt when I WATCHED THIS WITH MY PARENTS

    • @maurabuck1613
      @maurabuck1613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      BRO FR I HAVE RLLY O L D MEMORIES OF WATCHING THIS WITH MY WHOLE FAMILY AND I REMEMBER WHAT THE THING LOOKED LIKE AND A BARN AND PUTTING S PILLOW ON MY EYES AND HAVING REWATCHED IT I HATE MY LIFE

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      _Oh no_

    • @BirthQuakeRecords
      @BirthQuakeRecords 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      NO

    • @user-wn3wv5bx5e
      @user-wn3wv5bx5e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Oh my fucking god, the incest part terrified and upset me so much that I had nightmares of being in the perspective of the monster experiment and forced me to visualise doing shit with my own father. Never in my life had I cried so bad, and I feel sorry for my poor father who doesn't know why the hell I started avoiding him at that time. Seriously, this was the movie that introduced me to incest and it genuinely became a fear of mine.

    • @fallenlucifer
      @fallenlucifer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HOLY FUCK GL WITH THAT MY GUY BC UR NEVER GONNA LIVE THAT DOWN-

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3483

    "What if Shape of Water, but awful"

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And discussing!!!

    • @natprincess123
      @natprincess123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I didn’t even like the shape of water

    • @VladGrim
      @VladGrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Well at least shape of water wasn't double incest 🙅

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      shape of water was also, ya know, CONSENSUAL.

    • @LilyoftheLake14
      @LilyoftheLake14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Omg, in both the shape of water and splice, both of the genetic experiments kill a cat.

  • @jessicamadere
    @jessicamadere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1463

    I didn't have, "No one tries to f*** the dinosaurs" on my youtube bingo today.

    • @ejedwards988
      @ejedwards988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's been on my youtube bingo card for like two years

    • @RainaAstaldo
      @RainaAstaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment is the perfect first top comment to see for this video XD

    • @jessicamadere
      @jessicamadere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RainaAstaldo Hah, thanks! I didn't even realize it had so many likes.

    • @misterminutes4504
      @misterminutes4504 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just curious, how do you play youtube bingo? Sounds fun

  • @porassrivastava8242
    @porassrivastava8242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    The reason the "mother" Flips to the cold dynamic from the wholesome mom, is because a lot of abusive mothers do that.

    • @brumous9364
      @brumous9364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      As someone with a similar mother dynamic, yea its pretty accurate

  • @smorgasbord9940
    @smorgasbord9940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Finding out her lungs were amphibious was like when I found out my toaster was water proof.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh, fudge!

    • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
      @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well shit, way to take this to a real dark place, dude!

    • @Akalim
      @Akalim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAH

    • @lisakanzira6765
      @lisakanzira6765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Uh oh
      UH OH
      *U H O H*

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can't you do even one thing right? :( Who producers waterproof toasters. Takes the fun out if taking a bath.

  • @alexgraham9949
    @alexgraham9949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2386

    did you accidentally watch this movie when you were 10 years old and die a little inside, or are you normal?

    • @addisonb.1356
      @addisonb.1356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Bruh I watched this movie with my family when I was like 9! And my mom was just laughing the whole time! It was a traumatizing ride

    • @Thinminteater
      @Thinminteater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I have a sickening fear of the idea of animal/human hybrid horror, i legitimately just realized that its because i watched this movie when i was 12

    • @ailanflowers4768
      @ailanflowers4768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I watched this when I was 8 and I think it traumatized me so bad that I repressed it from my memory cuz watching this video unlocked those memories

    • @Vitto.I
      @Vitto.I 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I actually saw it with my whole family, like we rented it form blockbuster aaaaand... It was awful for all of us

    • @ginahay8446
      @ginahay8446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ailan Flowers SAME THANK S

  • @42quantumleap
    @42quantumleap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3861

    I have an ex (keyword ex) who LOVED this movie. She thought it was the sexiest movie on the planet. Now that I think about it, all of her favorite films had themes of incest...

    • @ars0on
      @ars0on 3 ปีที่แล้ว +878

      I’m glad you’re not with her anymore cuz that’s a huge red flag

    • @maximeteppe7627
      @maximeteppe7627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      I mean, I think anyone can enjoy, or at least respect the movie for what it's going for...and yes the design of the creature plays up the uncanny/sexy factor ... but you're not meant to be aroused, but rather disturbed. Or at least "disturbed I hate myself for being aroused this is so wrong stop this..."
      So yeah, finding this legit sexy is a red flag.

    • @strange_misteaks
      @strange_misteaks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Oh...oh no..nonono

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yikes

    • @heynae2016
      @heynae2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      You dodged a bullet

  • @MekarWB
    @MekarWB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    At least you watched this at home, comfortably. I saw it in theaters in high school. With my mom.

    • @clydeclyde4941
      @clydeclyde4941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That’s a bruh moment right there

    • @basantidevi5707
      @basantidevi5707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wow

    • @goodday3185
      @goodday3185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I watched it with my cousin and I haven’t talked to her in years after that…

  • @WolfQueenLydia
    @WolfQueenLydia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    I recommend this movie when someone talks about wanting catgirls.

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      ....I'm going to do that now, that is legit.

    • @sentival
      @sentival 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yes thats is legit

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      To be fair the creature isn't the problem here. The ones who made it were just really fucking wiered.

    • @thatamericangamer7230
      @thatamericangamer7230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Fafli Nah they aren’t

    • @pandereodium2587
      @pandereodium2587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just thought about it and... My reproductive instinct is not against it. Where to donate money?

  • @Maieveryday2
    @Maieveryday2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4033

    We gunna ignore the fact that she got pregnant with HERSELF at the end of the movie??? It was said that she used a splice of her own DNA for the organism so that means THOSE BABIES WILL BE TERRIFYING AND HORRIBLY MISFORMED

    • @TheMistressMisery
      @TheMistressMisery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      ....wouldnt that have been a clone...technically?

    • @jennarandomness5763
      @jennarandomness5763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      @@TheMistressMisery nope bc it has some of her dna not fully her dna, more like a child than a clone, and so like amanda sayed it is kind of incest then and yep, it would probably make the babies even worse

    • @claudiamercedesarboledaarr8900
      @claudiamercedesarboledaarr8900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Omg 😦

    • @SoulDevoured
      @SoulDevoured 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Yeah that's kinda why incest, especially parent to child, is real fucked up.

    • @agarotaestatueta2811
      @agarotaestatueta2811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I dont wanna see this movie anymore.

  • @vincepale
    @vincepale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1872

    I saw this movie in theaters with my grandmother when I was in my early teens... Would not recommend that experience...

    • @MrOboehobo
      @MrOboehobo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      My parents made this one if the first R rated horror movies I got to see in theaters and I was pretty sheltered and this movie really grossed me out and got under my skin. I think I was like 14

    • @ourkeving
      @ourkeving 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Squirmy. Oh dear

    • @studybuddy.
      @studybuddy. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Oh god, please I need more info. Why did she take you to this movie? How did she react to it after? I'm so sorry for you.

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Did you ever make eye contact with her again after that?

    • @slumbrrbunnie
      @slumbrrbunnie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I watched it with my Mom, I understand your pain.

  • @Theokal3
    @Theokal3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I still find it hilarious that this is one of the few movies where the corporate guy tries to *dissuade* them from doing crazy human experiments at the beginning. When the guy who in almost every other horror movie would be a greedy asshole with no morals is telling you you're going too far, you KNOW it might be a good idea to stop whatever it is you're doing.

  • @Jenna-in4br
    @Jenna-in4br 3 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    You had me until the incest part, this is literally someone's fetish film and you can't argue that

    • @strawberry_silk3364
      @strawberry_silk3364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ok I need to know WHO THE ACTUAL FACK HAS A FETISH LIKE THIS

    • @SunShineRoni
      @SunShineRoni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@strawberry_silk3364 oh trust me. A few people do. It’s terrifying

    • @strawberry_silk3364
      @strawberry_silk3364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@SunShineRoni I have lost all faith in humanity in between this and mobile game adds

  • @paolalagos2634
    @paolalagos2634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

    Me watching this movie when I was 11 realizing that isn't a Kid movie: 👁️👄👁️

    • @paolalagos2634
      @paolalagos2634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OMG! ❤️

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      D:

    • @piotrsegal6475
      @piotrsegal6475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait, it wasn't???

    • @sinimaijala1742
      @sinimaijala1742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same happened to me... still wondering how I wasn’t traumatized by this :D

    • @RingTheBella
      @RingTheBella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@sinimaijala1742 I think it's because the highest levels of fucked up in this movie are the kind that most kids don't have the world experience to even understand yet, I know I definitely didn't understand how fucked up it was that they did the do because I didn't understand and of the nuances of why it was such a bad thing for the guy to do.
      Edit: honestly can't remember the order of how that happened but either way they were both practically parents to the thing so it counts either way

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5101

    Ed... Ward...
    It hurts

    • @bluejaypirate4560
      @bluejaypirate4560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Hey one topic! I didn't know you watched Amanda lol. Luv ur vids :D

    • @warriorcatskid003
      @warriorcatskid003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Eeeyyyyyy look who it is

    • @tedros6917
      @tedros6917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      mitty?

    • @JKing-eu4ep
      @JKing-eu4ep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      One topic nice seeing you here.

    • @quietvalerie1
      @quietvalerie1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Nooooooo! This movie even got to our sweet innocent boy One Topic!

  • @mophead_xu
    @mophead_xu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "what in the freudian hell is this?!" love that. stealing that.

  • @jkblohm9899
    @jkblohm9899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    “A regular romantic date night: creating abominations”
    I mean, that sounds like heaven to me

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1827

    As an actual biologist, this movie made me more mad about the utterly stupid misrepresentations of how research works than the first Planet of the Apes trilogy movie.

    • @McRichardz
      @McRichardz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      So, y’all don’t poke stuff to see if it’s alive?

    • @kyaraholloway4334
      @kyaraholloway4334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Madeleine Boone depends on what kind of lab you’re working in. As an evolutionary biologist in an entomology lab, lots of poking.

    • @Floridamangaming729
      @Floridamangaming729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kyara Holloway i mean if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

    • @TheBestAsbestos13
      @TheBestAsbestos13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      You mean bio-research isn't just randomly tossing enzymes into DNA soup until you get an artificial lifeform? :0

    • @hombreg1
      @hombreg1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Forget about research. Genetics in general is oddly represented in movies. Granted, a movie about hox and homeobox genes would be a bit boring.

  • @hi_greyson4627
    @hi_greyson4627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1513

    "What in the freudian f*cking hell is this"
    I need this on a tshirt

    • @Acoolakim007
      @Acoolakim007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I just stumbled over this channel and I want this merch

    • @AngelaMerici12
      @AngelaMerici12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good idea!

    • @rev6215
      @rev6215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm gonna make this shirt and if you don't buy it

    • @hi_greyson4627
      @hi_greyson4627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rev6215 Its a figure of speech

    • @mindassassin
      @mindassassin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rev6215 I'd buy it

  • @user-wr7dg3mx4b
    @user-wr7dg3mx4b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    At first I thought the monster was “cute”…. That perception of it changed SO fast. It went from “Ok this is going to be a sad horror movie” to “This movie is so messed up and I wish I could go back to not knowing this movie exists”
    And I haven’t watched the actual movie I just watched Movie explain videos
    Those videos have now scared me into not watching the movie

  • @user-dh8nt5mj5t
    @user-dh8nt5mj5t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I saw this creature somewhere on the internet and was like 'wow I want to watch this movie' and after watching I literally needed a therapy

  • @rayene_23
    @rayene_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    When I saw the thumbnail and title I was like "oh cool, something I never saw before I'm safe"
    But as I was watching the video, it awakened a dormant memory from deep within my brain and it turns out I did actually watch this and was so traumatized by it that I just blocked it out entirely.

    • @melissandrenanette8594
      @melissandrenanette8594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Saaamme ! I forgot about this until now... And I watched it with my brothers and my cousins .... So uncomfortable...

    • @naivenitara
      @naivenitara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This comment is gold! 😂

    • @rayene_23
      @rayene_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@melissandrenanette8594 apparently I watched it with my best friend and the only reason she wasn't traumatized is that she spent the entire time laughing at my reactions instead of watching the movie 😂

    • @silverkyre
      @silverkyre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought oh I've seen this movie, but seeing made me be like wait no I haven't.... So now I'm wondering if I repressed it or if I saw a sequel or something

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bahahah 😂

  • @kennethbryant5819
    @kennethbryant5819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4556

    True story. I watched this at the movies with my mother who I barely see as a get together to catch up. We just thought it'd a be a interesting sci fi flick and we always went to the movies growing up. I'm a dude and was in my early 20's at the time. It was pretty awkward after the movie and to this day we never talked about it. It was the last time we saw a movie together. She's still alive, we just don't do that anymore. Thanks, Splice for making things weird for me and my estranged mom with your weird double incest.

    • @lookatthiscutekittyc2903
      @lookatthiscutekittyc2903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Oh, I'm sorry? In the sense that I'm sorry that the movie didn't help with your relationship with your mother.

    • @chxrbb_dxllhouse5403
      @chxrbb_dxllhouse5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Kenneth Bryant I. Was. Nine.

    • @valerialopez-md1bu
      @valerialopez-md1bu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Charlize Brignol poor you I’m so glad I never heard about this movies

    • @dianas7429
      @dianas7429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      C'mon just have a laugh about it and go back watching movies with your mum

    • @roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898
      @roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You think that's weird than you should have seen Species (1995-2007) when we were young we first saw it because of our older sibling he said that it's a awesome film so awesome that it's Aliens (1986) and The Thing (1982) levels types of awesome oh boy we were wrong our sibling play his cruel tricks on us again after we finished the movie we were weirded out by it we ask our selfs does this movie even have a plot & does it originally came from Japan?

  • @cremetangerine82
    @cremetangerine82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I find it repetitive that so many sci-fi and horror films that has the “woman can’t get pregnant/lost a child” theme.
    This movie, along with Aliens, Prometheus, Arrival, Gravity, etc. have this.
    Spoilers, by the way.

    • @LynetteTheMadScientist
      @LynetteTheMadScientist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because it’s a big fear most women have

    • @prixe12
      @prixe12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@LynetteTheMadScientist Speak for yourself not every woman wants kids

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@prixe12 Not every woman, but a lot of woman. Hell, even a lot of dudes want kids. It also definitely seems like the sort of thing that if you were unable to have kids that would only increase your desires to have them.

    • @princeapoopoo5787
      @princeapoopoo5787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So, I'm a woman with no interest in having kids and never had an interest in having kids. Hell ... at the rate I'm going, I probably won't have an interest in having kids, ...and to be honest, I kind of get it. The idea that my choice to have a kid or not being taken away from me is a bit revolting. Maybe I'm just feeling some kind of sympathy. Like ... I'd find it horrible if I was suddenly pregnant, I can see why someone who would want to get pregnant would find it horrible if her uterus just walked away. To me, it isn't about life decisions as much as choice and being in control of one's own body.
      That being said, it is still an overdone trope.

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nevermore7285 so then why isn't it a thing in media that men can't have kids? there are men and women who can't have kids, there are men and women who want kids, but it's only a trope that women are infertile and distraught over it. bc it's a thing society considers as the value of women and bc women are usually blamed if a couple can't have kids.

  • @jenniferwest3085
    @jenniferwest3085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    *hears that splice came out in 2009*
    Welp, guess I'll just go book my room in the retirement home and find a plot for my grave now

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good Idea. It's been 13 years... I watched this movie after my 18th birthday. I'll be right behind you picking a grave myself. Lead the way.

  • @andreas0097
    @andreas0097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4049

    I am so glad you're doing a take on this. This movie has haunted me for years.

    • @maxmasse1029
      @maxmasse1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Dude I watched this on Netflix less that a week ago and had a nightmare bout it like fuck this movie

    • @paolalagos2634
      @paolalagos2634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel you! 😣

    • @aperson7303
      @aperson7303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I was like 13/14 when i saw it and it scarred me. I was just thinking about this disgusting movie too.

    • @MlleRedVelvet
      @MlleRedVelvet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This movie has haunted me for years too. I watched it when i was around 14, it scarred me.

    • @doomsdimension1663
      @doomsdimension1663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same.....

  • @misfitwhocares7554
    @misfitwhocares7554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2516

    Many people were depressed in 2009 and I bet it's this movie's fault

    • @gerardocruzjr.2601
      @gerardocruzjr.2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I didn’t know about this movie until 2011 and it still messed me up.

    • @saltywitch3699
      @saltywitch3699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Brave of you to assume that this movie is a cause rather than a symptom of that depression...

    • @gerardocruzjr.2601
      @gerardocruzjr.2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t consider it a symptom of my depression, because I don’t have a depression in the first place.

    • @yuyuyashasrain
      @yuyuyashasrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Burn it

    • @Kitajima2
      @Kitajima2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Also, the financial crisis. Splice and the financial crisis gave me clinical depression

  • @-Wayla-
    @-Wayla- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Weirdly enough, I thought it's a nice horror about a creature who escaped the lab at first. The design of the child creature was adorable as heck, and the adult was disturbing... But then I found out what ACTUALLY happened in the movie and.. Yeaah...

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Adrien Brody's expression when he realizes Dren likes him. That "oh no" face is priceless. Not worth watching the movie, though.

    • @Joecbg100
      @Joecbg100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Movies great

  • @fiitchy867
    @fiitchy867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1598

    *me, just reading the title without having heard of the movie*: Vegetarian dinosaur goes to college, falls in love with personality-less Chris Pratt and sneaks into his room while he sleeps in addition to a million more creepy things- later turns him into a dinosaur and they live happy ever after
    damn wtf

    • @princessadrigirl6774
      @princessadrigirl6774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It would probably be an easier watch 😂

    • @rayene_23
      @rayene_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I would much rather watch your version 😂

    • @istvankarolyfarkas6125
      @istvankarolyfarkas6125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is an interesting premise. I am listening.

    • @ozziescribbler
      @ozziescribbler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's a solid pitch, tho.
      Would watch

    • @MinecraftToonLink
      @MinecraftToonLink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jurassic *Park* , not *World.* The good movie, not the bad one.

  • @dasfowler
    @dasfowler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    "I feel like I was terribly depressed in 2009" So was the world's economy, so you're in good company.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't that in 2008?

    • @madamefeast4824
      @madamefeast4824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SwiftNimblefoot it started in 2008 and went through a few years. 2009 was probably the worst

    • @dacarly1330
      @dacarly1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bad time for all of us haha

  • @suzumutsu
    @suzumutsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The way they managed to squeeze incest, sexual assault and beastiality in a single scene😭

    • @KingFearless
      @KingFearless 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @-ame-2991
    @-ame-2991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My sister nearly threw up after watching this movie her exact words: “I don’t want to have kids anymore.”

  • @crowbaby9565
    @crowbaby9565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2097

    I thought this was a horror movie about science going too far and she realizes she's better than mankind so seeks to replace them
    I wish that's what it was

    • @lillamyy5825
      @lillamyy5825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That's absolutely what it was, and I think all the creepiness was intentional, so I don't understand what's the fuss all about. I'm not a fan of this movie, but I think it's absolutely fine and, to it's credit, the concept is very original.

    • @magpiem0th
      @magpiem0th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      That is what it was, they just executed it terribly

    • @longangrysausage3495
      @longangrysausage3495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same. Please just kill us and stop the pain

    • @sabbathjackal
      @sabbathjackal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's species that your thinking of

    • @sakurahirawa
      @sakurahirawa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, there is an anime like that. It’s called Elfen Lied.

  • @_bentobi
    @_bentobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    I was like “Oh this movie doesn’t seem that bad- - Oh, OH NO”

    • @taoist32
      @taoist32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuscipes It wasn’t scary. It wasn’t deeply engaging. I forgot it the moment the movie ended.

    • @awesomearsam1890
      @awesomearsam1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, at least you can say it's unique

    • @cheesecakeflakes1534
      @cheesecakeflakes1534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Art Profil Serbian film wasn’t even intense. It was just trying to shock the audience as much as possible to the point where it had me rolling my eyes. Hope the other movies are better tho

    • @ratbimboy8288
      @ratbimboy8288 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same bro same

    • @helleswahn
      @helleswahn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      honestly the most disturbing parts to me were the sex and rape, without that is was just a cool sci-fi horror

  • @alexxander966
    @alexxander966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    You know how some movies just STICK with you over the years?? This is one of those movies. It wasn't high budget, I kinda hated it (in a good way if that makes sense?) And yet I still think of it randomly every couple of months. I only watched it once, when it came out, but I remembered most of it. Strange.

  • @fanabot4048
    @fanabot4048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "What in the Freudian fuck is this" this is why amanda is a comedic genius and I'll not have it any other way

  • @linastardust3535
    @linastardust3535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1751

    I want to hug all of the traumatized people in the comments, we've seen too much

    • @icantbelieveyoudonethis4059
      @icantbelieveyoudonethis4059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lina Stardust I’ll take that hug

    • @bettylee3579
      @bettylee3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Still better than 50 shades tbh

    • @lettuce674
      @lettuce674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      thank you but i need to vomit first

    • @kalebtewodros
      @kalebtewodros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I really like hugs but....COVID

    • @rea2852
      @rea2852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was like 9 when I watched this on TV I was very much traumatised

  • @InsanityBySprinkles
    @InsanityBySprinkles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2134

    I had to watch this movie in my high school biology class years ago and I still can’t believe my teacher wanted to traumatize us so much...

    • @riel8428
      @riel8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Public school, right? Sounds like it.

    • @InsanityBySprinkles
      @InsanityBySprinkles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Riley Lisica how did you know? Lol!

    • @riel8428
      @riel8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@InsanityBySprinkles Oh lucky guess I suppose :)

    • @ToastyJunebugs
      @ToastyJunebugs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      How the hell did they get this movie approved??

    • @InsanityBySprinkles
      @InsanityBySprinkles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Toasty Junebugs that is a very good question that I DEFINITELY asked myself at the time, but that’s small town northern Ontario for you, I guess!

  • @aimeekessell5022
    @aimeekessell5022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I remember my cousin choosing this movie to watch at the theatres. I still remind him to this date-more than 10 years later-that he’s not allowed to choose the movies after I sat through this nightmare.

  • @reinq_5584
    @reinq_5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Amanda 4 month ago : "this is the most unholy..."
    Amanda 1 week ago : *watched human centipede and her list immediately shifted*

  • @panthera9151
    @panthera9151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    So in short: it started as a legit horror movie but then turned into a live action take on the average hentai tropes.

    • @Alex-je8gc
      @Alex-je8gc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Except the thing was NOT a hot big tiddy anime girl, it was just gross

    • @milky3269
      @milky3269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Alex anime girls in real life will look like that thing tbh

    • @micahcook2408
      @micahcook2408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lori Milk especially since a lot of them are.... underage.... 👀

    • @milky3269
      @milky3269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Micah Cook 👀

  • @SuperCitizenBane
    @SuperCitizenBane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    This movie is like if a film student read a lot of Freud and said "I wanna do a Frankenstein movie" AAAANND BOY HOWDY!!!

    • @axp8598
      @axp8598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no

    • @esyphillis101
      @esyphillis101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Freudstein intensifies*

    • @SilverFoxKnows1
      @SilverFoxKnows1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I heard it described as playing God meets playing house.

  • @user-wn3wv5bx5e
    @user-wn3wv5bx5e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I remember watching this at the age of 8-10, my parents let me watch since I was being a brat and refused to go to sleep so they decided to let me watch as well.
    The incest and sex parts made me terrified. Of course my parents covered all of my senses to block those parts out, but they had bad hearing and I had good hearing, so I still heard what was happening and saw the shots with the kid listening in her parents. My parents sent me to sleep and I finally obliged after that part, but I came back to watch some more because I felt too scared to sleep at that point, and I was right when the incest shit was happening. I didn't speak up at that part and I wished I actually have, so my parents would stop me from watching. Ever since then, I had nightmares of being in the creature's (I think her name was Dren?) perspective that's having _it_ with my own father.
    That was the most I've cried in my entire life. It was genuinely so repulsive that I avoided my own father. God damn it, even just remembering it makes me want to cry, I really hated that movie and now TH-cam algorithm wants to haunt me.

    • @fulcrum7493
      @fulcrum7493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      im so sorry :( that's so horrifying - i hope everything's okay now and im sorry you had to be reminded of this movie. it's really terrible

  • @idaparakila
    @idaparakila 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I used to love this cartoon called Splice as a child, and I remember looking up the cartoon Splice on TH-cam and finding a lot of . This movie...

  • @ZebrinhahDesrosiers
    @ZebrinhahDesrosiers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    5:07
    As a molecular biologist who has worked with transgenic animals, I must say this:
    Ma'am you underestimate the amount poking it entails

    • @anib8863
      @anib8863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂

    • @italucenaz
      @italucenaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Poke an animal to see if it's alive is normal procedure, nothing wrong in this part of the movie

    • @spookieboogi6161
      @spookieboogi6161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *the scientist zips pants back up* alright I poked it*me* bruh I meant with a stick!*him shrugs* technically I did

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Spookie Boogi
      This is how you create an hybrid

    • @kitsilanocat
      @kitsilanocat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Turquoise Cheetah feel free to go without numerous modern pharmaceuticals and vaccinations then. I'm not saying it's right but it's a bit of a necessary evil. Also if you eat meat there's really no difference between livestock farming and lab testing.

  • @gerardocruzjr.2601
    @gerardocruzjr.2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1324

    In 2009, I was an innocent seven-year old boy living an innocent life not knowing about the economic depression.

    • @gerardocruzjr.2601
      @gerardocruzjr.2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I remember watching this movie in 2011, I only watched because Adrien Brody was in it.

    • @gerardocruzjr.2601
      @gerardocruzjr.2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      However liked this comment, god bless them during this difficult times.

    • @Luna-uh1ss
      @Luna-uh1ss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and now you’re 17?!?!? Me tooooo🙀

    • @gerardocruzjr.2601
      @gerardocruzjr.2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      asha g no I am 18, but good estimation anyway.

    • @bi_beans9011
      @bi_beans9011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      in 2009, i was a small innocent baby who never knew this existed until now

  • @dreamytoast4015
    @dreamytoast4015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I once went over to my friends house and we got really frickin bored because we literally watched everything interesting on Netflix so we looked up horror movies and found this movie so we watched it and I can now say I'm scarred for life qmp

  • @some_random_user_who_is_random
    @some_random_user_who_is_random 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I saw this movie in theaters and I mostly remember it because it was my first outing with friends after spending about two weeks in recovery from a bad accident, and how DEEPLY apologetic my friends were that THIS was what I ended up seeing.

  • @abbey5899
    @abbey5899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Sounds like a 2000’s era fanfiction. The splicing science and questionable sex scenes were rampant back then.

    • @awesomearsam1890
      @awesomearsam1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait, are you saying that there are similar movies like this?!
      boy did I keep my innocence back then

    • @diddoinarow8846
      @diddoinarow8846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@awesomearsam1890 a movie with similar premises could be the "Species" series, which started right between the '90s and 2000 period. Also, the monster design was made by HR Giger himself

    • @cheeseisherelive753
      @cheeseisherelive753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knowwww I heard her mention like a human animal hybrid and thought of the Maximum Ride books 😂

    • @Pooky1991
      @Pooky1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@diddoinarow8846 yeah. This movie made me think of Species when i 1st saw it, down to the exploitative human on monster hybrid sex

    • @abbey5899
      @abbey5899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@awesomearsam1890 I don't know about MOVIES, but that used to be such a trope in bad fanfic. Long before your One Directions were buying teenagers, there was Spliced Abused Animal Furry Draco/Harry fanfics. They've all probably been purged off of the internet by now, lmao. I feel very old, I was reading fanfiction in 2005.

  • @alliestevens5264
    @alliestevens5264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    What went through the guys head "she's not my biological daughter, free real estate!" that scene was uncomfortable and disgusting

    • @Moses255337
      @Moses255337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Maybe the spliced humanoid gave off strong pheromones that are irresistible to humans. And to reinforce this theory, he said no to her several times

    • @micahcook2408
      @micahcook2408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Moses Gonzalez I personally wish it was shorter. I got what the scene was interpreting and the foreshadowing but in light of Hollywood being coaxed with pedophiles, I’d be okay with living without it lmao

    • @ava_adamsg
      @ava_adamsg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean she had dna of the woman he liked sooo

  • @jennyschroeder1717
    @jennyschroeder1717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I’m surprised the government or whoever was in charge didn’t just force her to get an abortion

  • @dreaming_big6274
    @dreaming_big6274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Before you started summarising, I went to the description and saw it was 'Freud-fueled sci-fi', and I immediately went, out loud, "Oh no"

  • @rhaenyralikesyoutube6289
    @rhaenyralikesyoutube6289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    I thought this movie had an interesting concept, but damn, the execution of it was so perverse.

    • @maximeteppe7627
      @maximeteppe7627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's kind of the point, right?

    • @dnw009
      @dnw009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@maximeteppe7627 I mean one can do horror without going into sexual aspects. And I mean the actual rape scenes not the nude scenes.

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No. Sometimes sexual stuff can even add to horror. Maybe if the characters were actually smart and this movie was written with more than 1 braincell it'd be good

    • @maximeteppe7627
      @maximeteppe7627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@dnw009 obviously, one can.
      one can do horror with a high level of violence. One can do horror where no violence occurs. One can do horror where none dies, and one can do horror where most of humanity is wiped out at the end... one can do horror without a hint of sex, and one can do horror all focused on sexual violence, be it metaphorically (alien) or in plain text.
      I agree that presenting sexual violence in a direct way is very tricky to do in a way that doesn't feel exploitative... which is why most horror on the topic tends to rely on metaphor instead of having rape as an explicit part of the narrative. Nonetheless I think boundary pushing is vital to creation, even if the experiment doesn't completely succeed.
      I've watched this movie a long time ago. I don't remember it all well, and I don't "love " it. Doesn't mean I don't respect what it's going for.

    • @godofchaosandmadness
      @godofchaosandmadness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      watched this movie last year and it really just feels like it got horror mixed up with uncomfortable and relied mostly on shock value

  • @teejandahalf
    @teejandahalf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    The scientists are always like "let's do eugenics" and the programmers and engineers are always like "let's do AI" and it always ends up worse for us, and they never learn.

    • @_ainyy
      @_ainyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha SO TRUE

    • @ericsiemienczuk7217
      @ericsiemienczuk7217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      But.. it's fun! You also forgot the aerospace majors that make weapons of mass destruction. :D

    • @natashak9335
      @natashak9335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Naw man, we don't play god. We just try to understand human biology, develop drugs/vaccine based on it and then spend eternity trying to convince people that its there to help them ( and it does not cause autism)😒😒

    • @mslightbulb
      @mslightbulb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Natasha K thankfully the scientists community in the real world, it’s not like the one in the fictional world.

    • @natashak9335
      @natashak9335 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mslightbulb Ya! Thankfully!

  • @shia8242
    @shia8242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The movie traumatised me. Your reactions are legit. Here, have another subscriber.

  • @KanaHyoshi
    @KanaHyoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Movie starts off as an interesting sci-fi horror, turns sexual, then turns sexually, incestuously horrifying.

  • @SilverFoxKnows1
    @SilverFoxKnows1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    I saw Splice on a double date. The other couple had picked Slither last time, so we picked Splice this time. I swear to God I thought it was going to be a straightforward monster movie. When we all walked out of the theater my buddy shook his head and said "Dude, that was just wrong".

    • @idislikemints
      @idislikemints 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Well that's a date to forever remember for sure.

    • @sabbathjackal
      @sabbathjackal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Damn splice and slither are are great double feature

    • @traviscollura2440
      @traviscollura2440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@sabbathjackal Slither, Splice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to make the perfect little girl.

    • @Zvwry
      @Zvwry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@traviscollura2440 lmaoooo good one

    • @itsannesworld_9156
      @itsannesworld_9156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah, I've never watched this movie, and judging by this review and comments I'm glad I didn't and I must def will never watch it.

  • @oliverwilson5957
    @oliverwilson5957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I MADE THE GOD AWFUL MISTAKE OF WATCHING THIS WITH MY GRANDMA THINKING IT WAS JUST A NORMAL HORROR MOVIE

    • @bellarose1562
      @bellarose1562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OH NO, NOOO I hope y’all just turned it off

    • @camedialdamage8180
      @camedialdamage8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “I’m old and I don’t got so much time to live, I ain’t spending it with your fish fetish bullshit.”

    • @rlnm3014
      @rlnm3014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh. Oh no

    • @joshuamarshall1718
      @joshuamarshall1718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg same ahahaha I was like wtf then blocked the movie from my memory

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I watched it with my dad. We laughed all the way through it

  • @julianmartinez9199
    @julianmartinez9199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Regular romantic date night, creating abominations"
    I mean... thats how i was made

  • @micaelacifuentes5928
    @micaelacifuentes5928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    my experience with this movie is that every time i thought "no... they sure wouldn't do THAT that's too twisted THEY FUCKING Did

  • @PocketSizedOwlHikari
    @PocketSizedOwlHikari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    This movie just feels like someone had an alien fetish and wanted to make it a regular movie lol

  • @razvanradoiu
    @razvanradoiu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Splice is one of the only movies I've seen that left me feeling uncomfortable and gross for days after watching it.

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      it was gross, but in it's defense it intended to be, the whole point was that the characters took all the wrong decisions and did something bad and then the consecuences bit them in the ass, hard. it ended bad for them, so i would not really compare it to twilight that it's gross while intending to be romantic and have a happy ending where the main characters are rewarded for their shitty behavior instead of punished.

    • @addieb1314
      @addieb1314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You’ve obviously never seen A Serbian Film

    • @Quick-Silver206
      @Quick-Silver206 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

    • @Dustiferr
      @Dustiferr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Addie B I felt more uncomfortable Splice than A Serbian film because at least I knew what what I was walking in beforehand.

    • @paddlewagons
      @paddlewagons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just watched it and I didn't rlly feel uncomfortable? I mean yeah it was weird ig I mean he had sex with it but like I didn't feel creeped out at the end of it? Just another sci fi/alien movie. This movie has nothing on the Serbian film. I was kinda disappointed I thought this would be scarier as everyone keeps saying but it's rlly not

  • @Silkke
    @Silkke ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Back when this movie came out on DVD (when those were still a thing), I walked through the children section of my local bookstore. There was a DVD selection of children movies that parents could buy for Christmas for their young innocent kids. I think somebody in the sales department had gotten tricked by the cutesy cover and didn't research "Splice" because there it was. Right between all the Disney movies.

  • @Alex-jg2bc
    @Alex-jg2bc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At the end when they gave her the money, it wasn't just to keep her quiet, it was payment for her to carry the baby to term because iirc they found something in dren's DNA and i guess the thing she's carrying would have some of the same within its dna

  • @LockandKeyHyena
    @LockandKeyHyena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    I don’t think she heard about the scrapped dinosaur-human hybrid idea from Jurassic park...

    • @39seasofrhye38
      @39seasofrhye38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      O h n o. N o. Nononononono.

    • @Retinen1
      @Retinen1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Isn't that what the 'daughter' is in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom?

    • @darksev.6468
      @darksev.6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Retinen1 No, she's just a human clone.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      thewhat

    • @Mewobiba
      @Mewobiba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i feel like this is a reference and now i want to know what it is a reference to.

  • @sthuvbot
    @sthuvbot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Me: *Sees title* oh damn so like a person falls in love with a dinosaur.
    The movie:
    Me: oh... OH

    • @spookieboogi6161
      @spookieboogi6161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *me having been on hentai websites* beh weak

    • @Papanda1995
      @Papanda1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No but if you want that you should check out the book “Hot Pterodactyl Boyfriend”
      It’s so horribly and intentionally bad, I love it 😂

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Papanda1995 is it one of Chuck Tingle's works? Sounds like it

    • @awesomearsam1890
      @awesomearsam1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spookieboogi6161 I've been on hentai websites too but this shit hits different fam

    • @zoedebeus1239
      @zoedebeus1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you should watch the velocipastor

  • @Kirasanban
    @Kirasanban 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    How the hell was this movie pitched?
    “So it’s like Mew from Pokémon ... and then it grows up and f**ks its human parents”
    “....”
    “That’s fantastic! Produce it!”

  • @nicoanderson9730
    @nicoanderson9730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how this was the movie my mom and stepdad saw together on their first date- and they walked out halfway through

  • @AmandaTheJedi
    @AmandaTheJedi  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    This confirmed my desire to dedicate a video to Breaking Dawn
    Also because some people don't understand what Dren says at the end, it's 'inside' - which calls back to when Elsa says that there's a part of her in Dren. So it's next level gross

    • @Seadog7981
      @Seadog7981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't duck your research.

    • @gloria8093
      @gloria8093 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really thought you'd say "Mommy Dearest"again, but maybe you're to young for that reference.

    • @frickerfrancis8808
      @frickerfrancis8808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Super excited for that

    • @shelby2117
      @shelby2117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Twilight renaissance is upon us!

    • @Jesyca2006
      @Jesyca2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yay!!!

  • @Charolette21
    @Charolette21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    The SCP foundation would have had all the events of this film, Elsa, Dren’s corpse, and Elsa’s incest child filed as an anomaly and sent to a site immediately.

    • @auslander1776
      @auslander1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dr bright would frick it

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@auslander1776 Things Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to do:

    • @subhrodeepsaha9245
      @subhrodeepsaha9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And we would not have to know [redacted].

    • @Charolette21
      @Charolette21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can’t seem the find a good number to designate them though.

    • @sharonspears-mandeville2369
      @sharonspears-mandeville2369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In this economy?

  • @al9827
    @al9827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This movie....made me question everything.

  • @quadtiggersson1222
    @quadtiggersson1222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I saw this with my family years ago and well... we were traumatized, especially me. That scene with the woman and that creature at the end, really haunted my nightmares for months and its one of those scene that CANT GET OUT OF MY BRAIN! I wanna forget it but nope, so thank you for creating my nightmares, movie.

  • @Orasmis
    @Orasmis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I took my mom to see this. I don't think she's ever going to trust a movie recommendation from me ever again.

    • @awesomearsam1890
      @awesomearsam1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oof that's a big yikes

    • @prettybyaccident
      @prettybyaccident 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's like when I convinced my dad to go see Shape of Water with me abd the ride home was awkward and silent

    • @pinksnake8001
      @pinksnake8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watched it with my parents and I really liked it tbh

    • @thehomiedan6378
      @thehomiedan6378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pinksnake8001 But did they?

  • @geminislytherin949
    @geminislytherin949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    The intimate scenes made me so.....uncomfortable💀

    • @TheMistressMisery
      @TheMistressMisery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Aye, that it did, but the r*pe scene was worse to me

    • @salted6422
      @salted6422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What are you, a chicken? Wait, don't answer that.
      A lab-grown hybrid homunculus having sex with its creator before murdering him and straight up r*ping its mother is.. Actually quite bonkers, not going to lie. Creating a combustible lemon to burn someone's house down can be justified with enough context, but this.. This concept terrifies me.

    • @romariomejia5396
      @romariomejia5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So I guess this horror movie succeeded in scaring you? Although it's more of mental disturbance than a jump scar lol. Don't look up the half human and chimpanzee experiments btw

    • @geminislytherin949
      @geminislytherin949 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@romariomejia5396 not scare me but it was just something weird like the human centipede type of weird😂 and....i will try not to but now im curious💀

    • @geminislytherin949
      @geminislytherin949 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@salted6422 ahah chicken😂 i actually love horror movies but this one is just disturbing, like those movies that push boundaries which i suppose was the directors point

  • @bilbybloom
    @bilbybloom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is actually my favourite video on the internet. I have lost count of how many times I've watched this xD The way you say "And she has a little dress, isn't that precious?" lol

  • @nikomarek951
    @nikomarek951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    BRUH I've been thinking about this movie so much lately, mostly because my high school bf absolutely loved it and thought it was "hot" 😬 oh the red flags...

    • @ak-yr4dt
      @ak-yr4dt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s disgusting 🤮🤮

  • @rebekahkennedy245
    @rebekahkennedy245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    This movie disturbed me so much I had to watch V for Vendetta just to calm me down.

    • @PrincessSnowbelle
      @PrincessSnowbelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😧

    • @mychaeljones7526
      @mychaeljones7526 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      huh

    • @oscarb9168
      @oscarb9168 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that movie

    • @vwin9112
      @vwin9112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I had to watch prank encounters and way of the house husband to do so...that is how messed up and subtle this movie is. based on clips no less.

    • @kassandraperez1064
      @kassandraperez1064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had to watch funny TH-cam videos

  • @daoyang223
    @daoyang223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    This movie came on to netflix and now everyone is talking about it.
    "iNsIdE YOUuuuuuuu...."

    • @adriannak.1830
      @adriannak.1830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ewwww omg I watched this when I was like 13-14 not knowing any better and that line just triggered some terrible memories.

    • @CadenceWallace
      @CadenceWallace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *Sound of Silence plays*

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cadence Wallace
      The Disturbed cover?

    • @JEGHETTO
      @JEGHETTO 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    • @gigi-ux7wb
      @gigi-ux7wb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      nah man i only know “aRe YoU lOsT bAbYgIrL??..”

  • @danielattrell
    @danielattrell 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    To quote what I said to my friend. “This movie is like the boat ride scene from Willy Wonka extended into an entire movie and I hated it.”

  • @kinkanalchemist
    @kinkanalchemist ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can’t believe they named the scientific abomination “nerd” backwards

  • @senhorkorracha
    @senhorkorracha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    "No one tries to have sex with the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park". That you know of. Have fun with this thought. :)

    • @big-loss_9043
      @big-loss_9043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmmmm.....?

    • @alexdean6108
      @alexdean6108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh no! Oh no!! OH PLEASE NO!!

    • @S.Uranus
      @S.Uranus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am the 69th like

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “Clever girl”

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I remember a MST of Jurassic Park smut. I really hope that the original writer created it as a joke, but you never know with the internet. It was... something.

  • @mandyhuey5810
    @mandyhuey5810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    My cousin and I and a bunch of his friends went to see this in theaters when it came out. We were excited for weeks about it cause the trailer made it look badass. Did not allude to the sexual shitshow at all. We stayed for the whole thing but I remember we all just walked out in silence and didn't say anything for a good 3 minutes before finally just being like "well let's never talk about that again"

    • @cherchehacknostale
      @cherchehacknostale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ahahahahah

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's one of those things that you keep watching just because you're so disgusted and freaked out

  • @lecciciapires2166
    @lecciciapires2166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know, I really thought that the fact I watched this movie, like, 10 years ago, meant I wouldn't feel nauseous after watching this video and remembering the experience. I was wrong. I was so wrong.

  • @pixiedust1999
    @pixiedust1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i was six, how was i ever allowed to watch this
    no wonder i'm so traumatized