Tim Dillon Thinks DoorDashers are the "Untouchables"

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  • @JunkieMonkey321
    @JunkieMonkey321 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2848

    tim dillon is so fuckin funny man. his way of turning low-tier problems into existential problems is always hilarious.

    • @johnnabers8280
      @johnnabers8280 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      That is a perfect description

    • @Shrywdh521
      @Shrywdh521 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s literally yet to make me even smile. attempted to watch multiple videos of him, all are complete trash. How’s this guy “famous”? Amy Schumer is funnier than he is.

    • @City-Hunter
      @City-Hunter 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      He perfected Fake Business while Living in the Big City!

    • @elliotfitzgerald8950
      @elliotfitzgerald8950 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Matched with theos desire to inflate any situation into an apocalypse sex story 👨🏽‍🍳 💋

    • @ameliavv1019
      @ameliavv1019 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If he wasn't gay, I'd marry him. He's the straight guy I'm looking for to keep me on my intellectual toes.

  • @Mike_S707
    @Mike_S707 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3301

    A doordasher has definitely ate Tim's food.

    • @augustkraus1389
      @augustkraus1389 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

      He orders so much DoorDash he's projecting his self hatred onto the drivers, his reminder of his inability to care for himself.

    • @MrBuketman
      @MrBuketman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Don’t mess with Tim’s burritos!

    • @dreddrik8919
      @dreddrik8919 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

      Tim has definitely eaten a doordash driver

    • @dukenukem69
      @dukenukem69 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      He's definitely not starving anytime soon

    • @cze33e
      @cze33e 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      A DoorDasher stole Tim tartare sauce.

  • @Larry_Dean
    @Larry_Dean 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1521

    Considering Tim probably gets door dash every 20 minutes he probably knows what he's talking about

    • @michaelnally9158
      @michaelnally9158 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Haha

    • @stevewillis1916
      @stevewillis1916 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Stay off your phone while delivering

    • @Darth_Ball
      @Darth_Ball 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @larry_dean coming from a dude who’s profile pic looks like he’s getting sodomized, powerful statement

    • @Optimusprimerib36
      @Optimusprimerib36 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Holy s I’m laughing

  • @JohnnySack16
    @JohnnySack16 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1159

    Them each saying a random thing and going off each other is epic

    • @ArJayDM
      @ArJayDM 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Yep.. that's how conversations work. Good job!

    • @saacuul
      @saacuul 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      @@ArJayDMare you acoustic ?

    • @TheTAEclub
      @TheTAEclub 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@saacuulI know you are but what am i??

    • @saacuul
      @saacuul 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TheTAEclub :(

    • @eda3515
      @eda3515 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Johnny, I hope Ginny and the girls are doing well.

  • @TDrewCook
    @TDrewCook 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +336

    I love how the entire comment section is just different Door Dash workers finding solidarity amongst each other

    • @carinitolafountain5978
      @carinitolafountain5978 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This comment is yick

    • @electriceyeball
      @electriceyeball 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Tells ya how many jobs are actually just doordash. It's sad af

    • @thewoodmoose
      @thewoodmoose 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      The world runs on food delivery now. Come out from your log cabin

  • @CoralReefkid
    @CoralReefkid 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1138

    I was actually physically assaulted on someone’s doorstep while delivering for DoorDash. He mistook me as a trespasser, and once he saw the food everywhere, he handed me 2 $100 bills and hugged me. I just went home and forgot about it. True story.

    • @Bizarreparade
      @Bizarreparade 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Great story

    • @CoralReefkid
      @CoralReefkid 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      @@Bizarreparade was I wrong for not reporting it and just taking the money? 😂

    • @theodorejenkins6066
      @theodorejenkins6066 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

      ​@CoralReef69 na that's definitely the best tip you're ever gonna get. As long as no permanent damage sounds like a sweet deal

    • @SwagMuffin567
      @SwagMuffin567 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      Take the money and report him to the police bro 😂

    • @riffhousestudios96
      @riffhousestudios96 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Bro was looking for an excuse to hit someone

  • @AdelaPalida
    @AdelaPalida 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +607

    "When I encounter a food delivery person... in the wild..."

    • @deejay1216
      @deejay1216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂😂😂

    • @3fammy
      @3fammy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      that one definetely got me 😂

    • @JsYTA
      @JsYTA 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "I look away"

  • @PercahoIic
    @PercahoIic 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +591

    It’s true.. I’m in pain. I also started wearing capes during my deliveries for some reason.

    • @MotivationNation699
      @MotivationNation699 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      stay safe my man dont drop that burrito 😂

    • @iiyyxxnn
      @iiyyxxnn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Careful out there, people been mistaking supers for aliens. Not sure why, I'm only searching to help others.

    • @microusb42069
      @microusb42069 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Yo you gotta do something to keep from going insane. Nothing but get out of the car to get the food get in get out to drop it off get in to get more over and over and over for 8-12 hours a day.

    • @Youaretheactionsofgod
      @Youaretheactionsofgod 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "Its a bird, it's a plane.....no its just my food"

    • @OleksandrKhreptyk
      @OleksandrKhreptyk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@microusb42069 just like all jobs

  • @nationalskyline
    @nationalskyline 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +388

    As a Doordasher on the path to becoming a licensed clinical therapist, this was uniquely painful and hilarious all at once

    • @HunterThompson-hr2fr
      @HunterThompson-hr2fr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Keep it up, I became an accountant while doordashing

    • @davpo8931
      @davpo8931 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Literally the exact path I'm on except I do Uber Eats lol. God speed

    • @Kaminaanime7860
      @Kaminaanime7860 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      omg this is me rn i am working uber eats rn lol with hopes to be a accountant. I can't imagine doing this for 3 more years though lol.@@HunterThompson-hr2fr

    • @johnbertram1537
      @johnbertram1537 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But are you on onlyfans

    • @connorholmes8786
      @connorholmes8786 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      God bless you both

  • @nicolerubydell
    @nicolerubydell 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +781

    "David Spade still eats at McDonalds. He's the Ulysses S. Grant of our time." LOL I am freaking dead. Theo you make my work day worth it. 🤣

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      I'll never forget the American Civil War. McDonalds vs Chick Fil A. Truly a turning point in our country's history

    • @Largetalons
      @Largetalons 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Well his dates do prefer happy meals.

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      David spade turned out to lowkey be the man 😂

    • @wayfaringstranger8430
      @wayfaringstranger8430 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Largetalons Ayoooo wat

    • @tanieshasimmons5212
      @tanieshasimmons5212 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@wayfaringstranger8430 David likes younger women like early 20s

  • @tnm_alien6320
    @tnm_alien6320 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +296

    RELATABLE AF. I'm a Door Dasher in Wisconsin in a POS beater car with decent gas mileage. It's my second job outside of working 40 hours at a Gas Station.

    • @Furio666
      @Furio666 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Same man haha , keep it up!

    • @SWG85
      @SWG85 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Gotta do what we gotta do. Keep that food on the table and the lights on

    • @jeffparry2754
      @jeffparry2754 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Perhaps the reason your car is a pos is due to you using it for the companies benefit.

    • @Darkess343
      @Darkess343 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      There is a guy who works for the radio station I listen to in wisco and he talk's about his door dashing experience when it's his shift and I love listening to all the wild stuff he deals with. Door dashers are another breed man. XD

    • @wofieguns3007
      @wofieguns3007 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jeffparry2754thats not how that works. Using it would only up the milage. But a pos car can be alot more than just milage.

  • @AlchemicalForge91
    @AlchemicalForge91 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

    I quit doordash to work an actual delivery job at pizza hut and made friends, get free food every day, and get paid a wage rather than slave wage levels. It helped my.mental health alot.

    • @be.courtney
      @be.courtney 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I did that too. Pay was great at times and loved the free food, but then they were so understaffed that they left me alone one day to answer the phones, answer the door, and make web orders. After that I quit lol. Can’t pay me enough to leave me by myself at a pizza restaurant during the dinner rush on a Saturday. Terrible management.

    • @Alex-vm6ef
      @Alex-vm6ef 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yea delivering at a local Pizza place, esp one that totally separates delivery and cooking, is way better and you get better tips bc you have regulars that love the restaurant instead of mostly teens

    • @Dild0Fagg1ns
      @Dild0Fagg1ns 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In my area Pizza Hut is "downsizing" and getting rid of delivery drivers. All deliveries go through door dash now.

    • @narutofan4545
      @narutofan4545 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You also get yelled at to wash dishes

    • @narutofan4545
      @narutofan4545 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@be.courtneythey weren't understaffed

  • @turlyblistershits
    @turlyblistershits 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +516

    As someone that doordashes in Memphis, this is just too real for me

    • @markoradosevic5957
      @markoradosevic5957 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      I live in Memphis and I can only imagine. Thank you for your service.

    • @somebodysomeone8213
      @somebodysomeone8213 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      901, son!

    • @Joetalericoocontobelmont
      @Joetalericoocontobelmont 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Same bro I door dash in the worst neighborhoods in Chicago but I’ve never had any trouble with anybody. Gangbangers will come up to you trying to sell you weed but they are actually pretty chill not looming to start any beef.

    • @philliesphan312
      @philliesphan312 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Be safe out there!

    • @bigmarq123
      @bigmarq123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hickory Hill and Shelby drive representa🤙 just showing luv on ya post cuzo

  • @benjaminz2523
    @benjaminz2523 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +287

    "He battled a homeless guy for a series of nuggets he had ordered" 😂😂

    • @presinald
      @presinald 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      it keeps him grounded

    • @isaacsvenson7042
      @isaacsvenson7042 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Didn’t know if anyone else caught that, unreal😭😭😭

    • @GBullockNC
      @GBullockNC 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Dude 😂😂😂😂 a “series of nuggets”. I’m crying

    • @HeavyweightMind
      @HeavyweightMind 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that, "a series of nuggets" is such a Theo thing to say 😂

  • @pete7wiggy
    @pete7wiggy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

    As a doordasher from the south side of Chicago, I can confirm that it is a much crazier job than people think. I’ve delivered to psych wards, crack houses and jails to name a few. I’ve had one attempted car jacking and a few mugging attempts. I can say with confidence though that if I’m your driver, you WILL get that piping hot ramen right on time 👌🏼👍🏻

    • @michaelbeck4435
      @michaelbeck4435 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      God bless you

    • @artparty222murphy9
      @artparty222murphy9 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Youre my hero . Listen. I had bosses my whole life breathing down my neck. be glad that you’ve got a somewhat independent type job where you can run around town in your car not have to listen to anybody yammering at you and make your money that way. It’s OK.

    • @dewey-cox
      @dewey-cox 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      hot sauce on my top ramen ya bish...

    • @jdb2722
      @jdb2722 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So they try to rob you for your tips?

    • @tomc5435
      @tomc5435 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      South side Chicago? Yeah no shit

  • @michaelgrayman7614
    @michaelgrayman7614 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    I remember when I was doing DoorDash when the lockdowns started and everyone was scared. I was getting saluted and thanked like I was out there fighting the Taliban.

    • @cameltoast
      @cameltoast 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂😂😂

    • @lorcster6694
      @lorcster6694 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Like a warrior😂

    • @scrotiemcboogerballs2133
      @scrotiemcboogerballs2133 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Taliban was resisting foreign occupation shouldn't they be the ones getting saluted fighting as an underdog to defend their homeland?

  • @philmccrakin9782
    @philmccrakin9782 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +813

    It's true. I only doordash because I'm lonely and want to feel alive.

    • @countchocula5379
      @countchocula5379 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

      If you are telling the truth… please know you’re appreciated greatly and that you’re loved beyond measure by God. I pray God blesses, protects, and keeps you forever and ever. Love you friend! Please be safe! ✝️🙏🏻🤍🕊️

    • @philmccrakin9782
      @philmccrakin9782 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

      @@countchocula5379 just joking but thanks for the kind words

    • @Bald-American-Idiot
      @Bald-American-Idiot 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If I had a flying Lazy-Boy like in Wall-E, I'd Dash

    • @antonioreconquistador
      @antonioreconquistador 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I guess the indians that drive taxis in new york are kinda an untouchable class. The taxi drivers with half-black soulless looking kids and pizza-men with terrible girlfriends that turn into superheroes are just killing themselves to live.

    • @FirstPersonLife
      @FirstPersonLife 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      i doordashed for years because it felt more like an open world video game than a job

  • @XMoeiskingX
    @XMoeiskingX 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +143

    “You feel like you’re one of them?” “Mmm, no.”

  • @carpedeos2250
    @carpedeos2250 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +251

    “A series of nuggets” to describe a 10pc is so fucking underrated

    • @Relaxinghypnoasmr
      @Relaxinghypnoasmr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I was looking for this comment 😅

    • @jacksonmaine9765
      @jacksonmaine9765 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why does that mean 10 tho

    • @raiusdaltar1483
      @raiusdaltar1483 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Try describing one thing you like without using the word "underrated."

    • @waltersobchak4079
      @waltersobchak4079 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Series = 4 piece. Theos from louisiana got to be referencing football

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@raiusdaltar1483he is probably young, and their education is shockingly bad nowadays. I’m impressed when anyone under 30 can read.

  • @tds7078
    @tds7078 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    I'm an Uber Eats driver and it's hilarious how sketchy it gets sometimes. I've had a cop driver up to me after I made a delivery and be like "Yeah, you can't (shouldn't) come back to this hood anymore, stay away."

    • @steviechampagne
      @steviechampagne 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      i always make sure to stay out of the…. “doctor/lawyer/engineer” neighborhoods😅😅

    • @yakivpopavich
      @yakivpopavich 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Wise idea, these people will rob you at gunpoint and not even care or understand it's not a cash business and it's all done through an app.

    • @wayfaringstranger8430
      @wayfaringstranger8430 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Bro, semi-related I was canvassing and got chased by a tweaker with a machete and when the cops showed up (much too late) they were like "Yeah, don't be doing that shit over here." and immediately pulled off.

    • @tds7078
      @tds7078 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@wayfaringstranger8430 Cops are unhelpful for certain instance unfortunately. Really sorry that happened to you, hopefully you didn’t get hurt.

    • @Userhasbeenbanned0
      @Userhasbeenbanned0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@yakivpopavichthey’re after the car not the cash

  • @obi-wankenobi4301
    @obi-wankenobi4301 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    Doordashers are the Helldivers of our universe

    • @nickolaiproblem
      @nickolaiproblem 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      If anything the casualty rates for doordasher are higher than the helldivers

    • @Ekdrink
      @Ekdrink 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You have 5 minutes doordasher, we can’t stay here forever!

  • @justjulia3351
    @justjulia3351 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    My son learned alot about humanity door dashing. I worried about him CONSTANTLY. As a single mom I couldn't give him much so everything he has came from his own diligence, discipline, and work ethic. He has since moved on to bigger things but he references that experience still. I'm so proud of him.

    • @Koogz406
      @Koogz406 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lier

  • @LooneyBuffooney
    @LooneyBuffooney 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    As a previous Dasher, I thought I was untouchable. Until taxes molested me.

    • @TheTAEclub
      @TheTAEclub 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't get the whole untouchables thing I thought they aren't looking at them out of pitty

    • @BoredInTheComments
      @BoredInTheComments 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@TheTAEclub it's definitely not out of pity lol.

    • @TheTAEclub
      @TheTAEclub 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@BoredInTheComments so why do they avoid looking at them lmao they can't stand looking at a braver person or what I don't follow my guy haha
      Are doordashers doing the lords work and must not be disturbed like what
      Some of their jokes fell flat so I'm not sure if they are being sarcastic with em

    • @TheTAEclub
      @TheTAEclub 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@BoredInTheComments or is it the type of person who dashes Is to be stayed away from because no sane person can deal with what a dasher deals with in LA?

    • @BoredInTheComments
      @BoredInTheComments 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @TheTAEclub I'm not talking about the doordashers that was just a joke. I was talking about the caste system in India, which they were basing the joke off of.

  • @michaels_madness
    @michaels_madness 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    That, "welcome to Memphis" line took me out 😅😅😅

  • @jonathanEricStaffordRealtor
    @jonathanEricStaffordRealtor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    Lowest point of my life… tweaked my neck bringing alcohol into a handicapped person house who didn’t secure his dog that ran out under me … he actually reported me and I ended up losing my ability to deliver alcohol over it from total wine which was the most lucrative part of the job.. ya fuck that whole industry

    • @hendrixj.8356
      @hendrixj.8356 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Should have sued him

    • @jonathanEricStaffordRealtor
      @jonathanEricStaffordRealtor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@hendrixj.8356 should of but would of been he said she said as no witnesses .. plus the dude was like both legs bent crippled walking so don’t know how well that would of worked… my neck is still constantly sore though think I slipped a disk and this happened in my late 20’s so it’s not gunna be great getting older

    • @FLiPtHeSWI7CH
      @FLiPtHeSWI7CH 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So what are you doing now

    • @ETube37
      @ETube37 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thats rough

    • @theWayoftheHero
      @theWayoftheHero 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I got my contract terminated at Waitr because a manager at a restaurant reported the wrong driver for misconduct or whatever it was. I called so many people from Waitr explaining the situation. Called the manager from the restaurant and said he would talk to anybody to sort it out, and they just for some reason wouldn't actually call the guy directly. I'm a white man, and the person who was supposed to be reported was a black woman. I eventually got a hold of a regional manager for Waitr and told him the situation and literally told him to just call the manager directly to verify the wrong driver was reported. Still, none of this did anything and they still terminated my contract.

  • @huntmine2343
    @huntmine2343 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +237

    I feel like Theo would be a perfect writer for South Park

    • @longbow8711
      @longbow8711 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Lol na

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Idk that the styles mesh
      Love them both but Theo is a diff kind of funny than South Park

    • @antonioreconquistador
      @antonioreconquistador 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Hed be a good character, not sure about a writer but ig it beats some of the newer seasons

    • @sizwesokopo281
      @sizwesokopo281 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What a limited imagination

    • @AnthonyHernandez-je1tx
      @AnthonyHernandez-je1tx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Writing sketch comedy would be great for him.

  • @billyrhymer9073
    @billyrhymer9073 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    As a doordash i am in fact in pain

    • @TarikJasim
      @TarikJasim 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      heads up king, you're doing what you gotta do to make a living. If you can do that, any job going forward is an upgrade. Plus, despite the pain and the fatigue it makes you more resilient.

    • @CertifiedSwerver
      @CertifiedSwerver 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      People will judge you for being a CEO or a janitor. Billionaires get judged just as the homeless do. Fuck it and fuck people as long as your doing something in this world and putting some money in your own pocket your ballin

    • @tommyrice8481
      @tommyrice8481 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ^this is why I have faith in the boys, we got each others back

    • @MomsRavioli
      @MomsRavioli 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CertifiedSwerver People have a problem with billionaires because they develop god complexes and try to ruin our lives. Janitors and other "icky" jobs only get judged for being a job for the "poors", thus immediately being equated to being a waste of space.
      Would you say that some corporate suit that is draining money away from the pension fund is also ballin'?

    • @L.A94
      @L.A94 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CertifiedSwerverthank you darling

  • @JamesMaynardMoreland
    @JamesMaynardMoreland 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    As someone with a 4.7 star rating and just shy of 4k deliveries for doordash i can confirm ive seen some shit

    • @Bigguy5154
      @Bigguy5154 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I bring a dog, this country is evil man.

    • @amg863
      @amg863 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Can you share

    • @ianm8218
      @ianm8218 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Good thing we mostly just leave the order at the door nowadays since the pandemic

    • @JamesMaynardMoreland
      @JamesMaynardMoreland 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ianm8218 you go to the door I just launch that shit out the window like the paper boy

    • @Throughthelurkinglass
      @Throughthelurkinglass 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was a 4.9 with close to 15k deliveries, started in 2020, hitting 25-30 an hour easy, come late 2023, early 2024 it was down to 15 an hour if I was lucky, had to get a real job again after more than 3 years.

  • @autumncortez6254
    @autumncortez6254 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +387

    Doordash was supposed to be a side-gig. But a lot of people took it on full-time, which is crazy to me.

    • @alaskansummertime
      @alaskansummertime 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      Starvation does that

    • @jonathanpqsi
      @jonathanpqsi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@JohnPaul-sh4tu best hours are at night so it is a fixed schedule in the end

    • @uncleweez17
      @uncleweez17 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      I did that shit 10 to 12hrs a day for 4 months to survive it was an experience lol but fuck that shit now.

    • @ezraa7777
      @ezraa7777 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Been doing it for years rip me

    • @bingflosby
      @bingflosby 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Has nothing to do with automation or ai

  • @Widdly_Wah
    @Widdly_Wah 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    If Tim Dillon never discovered comedy, you know damn well he'd be a food delivery person.

    • @spazmonkey3815
      @spazmonkey3815 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Real Estate agent.

  • @Gh0stdawg70
    @Gh0stdawg70 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    Me delivering food tonight after my full time construction job 😢

    • @GhastlyCretin
      @GhastlyCretin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Damn. I respect the grind 👍

    • @Ayyyyyyyeeeeeee
      @Ayyyyyyyeeeeeee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Find a homeless man to talk to

    • @GhastlyCretin
      @GhastlyCretin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Ayyyyyyyeeeeeee Why?

    • @TheTAEclub
      @TheTAEclub 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@GhastlyCretinbecause everybody else is a pussy staying at home waiting for the dasher to leave to pick up their order
      There isn't anybody out the in the real world expect the homeless and somebody needs to talk to them and check in because they might go berserk

    • @GallowayJesse
      @GallowayJesse 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Waste of a perfectly good car

  • @gibbyribbons
    @gibbyribbons 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Door dashing in Portland Oregon during Covid was like playing temple run, trying to evade homeless mfs before getting into buildings

  • @revtheory
    @revtheory 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how Tim cracks up Theo, it's so authentically hilarious.

  • @l.a7710
    @l.a7710 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    I grew up wealthy and have 2 degrees, I was married and I lost everything when I divorced and became a middle aged single mom. I became an Uber driver , I am grateful for that gig. Don't turn your nose on no one. You never know what someone is going through. The worst people where the rich people, the nicest people lived in sketchy neighborhoods. Bless everyone who is trying to make it in this world

    • @sparksdrinker5650
      @sparksdrinker5650 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      If you really had 2 degrees you wouldn't have phrased it "turn your nose on no one"

    • @RAPEDBYBLACKS
      @RAPEDBYBLACKS 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She probably has two associate degrees 😂
      Food delivery people are trash

    • @CHANNELS647
      @CHANNELS647 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well educated people can misquote, misphrase, make typos and grammatical errors just like everyone else.

    • @MA-zg2pz
      @MA-zg2pz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sparksdrinker5650 🧐Ppl with degrees are incapable of typos?

    • @sparksdrinker5650
      @sparksdrinker5650 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@MA-zg2pz it wasn’t a typo, that’s how he meant to phrase it

  • @CasperTheProducer
    @CasperTheProducer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    As a delivery driver he is correct we live like animals and get paid like them

    • @callofdoody21
      @callofdoody21 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      get a better job then tf 😂

    • @CasperTheProducer
      @CasperTheProducer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@callofdoody21 you mean get a job 🤣 Im way too unstable for a 9-5 rn I had a good job and ate fast food and smoked weed every day tryna change my ways

    • @callofdoody21
      @callofdoody21 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@CasperTheProducer best of luck to you mane its been rough these days fr ✊🏻

    • @CasperTheProducer
      @CasperTheProducer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@callofdoody21 appreciate it

    • @hardunkichud98
      @hardunkichud98 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@callofdoody21 I fukn wish it was that easy, man. I'm beginning to think I'll just be working shitty gigs until I die lol

  • @the_DarkSoul
    @the_DarkSoul 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I feel like theo and tim are perpetually trying to throw each other off with the most sarcastic statements, and it doesnt stop, one after the other 😂

  • @Geopwn
    @Geopwn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This Conversation is really the perfect representation of "letting the intrusive thoughts win."

  • @chan_martin
    @chan_martin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    As a former DoorDasher you really see the full spectrum of humanity.

  • @chiraqtookapack7189
    @chiraqtookapack7189 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    This shit has me dying. I do deliveries because it’s better for the soul than working at Walmart and pays the same, if not better.

    • @Freer-fd7dd
      @Freer-fd7dd 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Totally agree. Feels so much better being out of a building, at least driving, and being out in social places.

    • @aristideregnier4883
      @aristideregnier4883 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      way more wear and tear on your car though

    • @chiraqtookapack7189
      @chiraqtookapack7189 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@aristideregnier4883 I eventually bought a beater that’s good on gas. Paid for itself quickly enough.

    • @VoltageNostalgia
      @VoltageNostalgia วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Freer-fd7ddI disagree, I work as a server in a sports bar/grill, and DD sometimes. Maybe it's because I don't like driving but it's so darn boring. You hardly speak to people because you're always on the move, compared to a restaurant where there's far more interaction.

  • @BradFisher-t1r
    @BradFisher-t1r 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    Tim has definitely ate a door dasher

  • @onemanswrld405
    @onemanswrld405 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I'm a DoorDasher, I have had to crawl through bomb shelters carrying nunchucks and a pizza, being chased by wolves and vampires. Tough gig

  • @RandyBeardClips
    @RandyBeardClips 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    Tim is the gold standard for how to act as a rich, better-than elite...Segura could learn a thing or two.

    • @user--710
      @user--710 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      We're all just poor pedestrians compared to the royalty of the 1000

    • @dewey-cox
      @dewey-cox 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@user--710 Tim is really funny though...

  • @alhorr5102
    @alhorr5102 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "risking thier life so an NYU student can eat that Ramen..piping hot" had me 😂

  • @philkim8297
    @philkim8297 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I'm an asian guy that used to be that delivery guy on a bike. Delivering ramen or any kind of soup was tricky. Thank you for recognizing our pain 😂

    • @Koogz406
      @Koogz406 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No one cares diinnng dork

  • @mickmartin4681
    @mickmartin4681 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The American business community does seem to want to create a caste system with no Unions and slave wages

    • @serggla924
      @serggla924 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yeah they kinda did already

    • @franciscoreyes7370
      @franciscoreyes7370 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Immigrants keep showing up willing to work for less.

  • @twoskies3226
    @twoskies3226 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    We all know how much Tim depends on doordashers. It's not surprising he's resentful

    • @kacksonjeel442
      @kacksonjeel442 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He’s using DoorDash 3x a day at least lol

    • @nikitaw1982
      @nikitaw1982 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bet he gives a fake name.

  • @johndoe9672
    @johndoe9672 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Tim is definitely one of those people who doesn’t tip well thus gets his food stolen

  • @odinsavenger4965
    @odinsavenger4965 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Doordash is a horrible gig in 2024. The company does everything it can to screw over the customer as well as the Dashers.

    • @firstlast-pq1tx
      @firstlast-pq1tx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was considering working there what are they doing to the workers?

  • @XxparrotBobxX
    @XxparrotBobxX 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    “Risking their life with ramen on their back” is both the insanely funny and dreadfully not 😂😂😂😮😮😮

  • @joescott8877
    @joescott8877 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    8:00 From "you're not even human beings" to "We need you now more than ever."

  • @DivineDivinium
    @DivineDivinium 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I love these random conversations

  • @aleksandry.7213
    @aleksandry.7213 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I live in Cleveland and everytime I tried doordashing it just takes me into East Cleveland the worst part of town so I just don’t do it anymore

  • @Flowmaster925
    @Flowmaster925 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    hes got a point, there is no memorial for fallen Doordashers

  • @chrisrichfield8906
    @chrisrichfield8906 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    There are times when im dashing and i see a homeless person and i think "i could save this man with a cellphone and a 500$ beater car". I might have ended up homeless myself without doordash.

    • @Angel-Otk
      @Angel-Otk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don’t they require you to have a nice car?😭

    • @chrisrichfield8906
      @chrisrichfield8906 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Angel-Otk only if you deliver people. They don't care what you drive to deliver food.

    • @Angel-Otk
      @Angel-Otk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chrisrichfield8906 now that’s actually good to know, thanks!🤣😮‍💨

    • @OnwardOverland
      @OnwardOverland 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Incorrect they require a certain age car but don't look at mileage and shiz

  • @Caleb1874ya
    @Caleb1874ya 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

    I mean it’s a great job to do if you like smoking weed and riding around all day singing along to your own playlist and not having to deal with people as usually you just leave it and peace out. I did Uber eats delivery during Covid in New Orleans… it paid well then.

    • @Caleb1874ya
      @Caleb1874ya 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Oh but also during Covid I was for a while like ONLY person allowed to be out on streets with a Untouchable pass basically lol… so yeah

    • @LibertyGunsBeerTrump
      @LibertyGunsBeerTrump 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      This is true but it also gets old fast. Also adds a ton of miles on your car. I lasted 2 months before i gave up.

    • @austinparsons3326
      @austinparsons3326 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Some problems I could see being if your car needs fixed, or end up in a wreck if you only have 1 car what do you do then

    • @_qt3145
      @_qt3145 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      delivering pizza is the exact same thing but triple the money 😇

    • @Userhasbeenbanned0
      @Userhasbeenbanned0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Caleb1874yawhat state? In my state we actually have freedom so nothing really changed

  • @praeliator
    @praeliator หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This sounds like a GTAV radio station 😂

  • @vjc25
    @vjc25 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I’m just gonna say as a former DoorDash driver- yes. We are in a lot of pain 😂 That was the worst time of my life

  • @goodolarchie
    @goodolarchie 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Before you go canceling Tim, know that his patronage is providing hundreds of doordashers jobs today.

  • @trevercollins6910
    @trevercollins6910 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    "there goes my hero, watch him as he goes" that was so damn funny

  • @Spacecowboy710
    @Spacecowboy710 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    That could be a large part of our employee shortage where people found a easier job delivering burritos and dropping people off at the nightclub

    • @chrisrichfield8906
      @chrisrichfield8906 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I think it is. There is a bit of a rivalry between restaurant staff and doordashers. The restaurant staff don't like us dashers, because we get the customers tip instead of them. Also when they quit, they often become dashers, because its a good safety net between other jobs, and sometimes its fun so you just keep doing it. They see that we aren't as miserable as them and I think it makes them jealous.

  • @willybingusthealien
    @willybingusthealien 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Damn! With the shade at doordashers. I refuse to ever look at somebody else like that.
    Stay humble my brothers and sisters!

  • @Juniormintz584
    @Juniormintz584 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Tim is not wrong. I dashed and we’ll people are cheap scum. Yup that’s what I learned as top dasher in Boston. One time I was attacked in the city of Lynn fun times.

  • @The1Mustache3
    @The1Mustache3 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    2:55 Theo knowing where the joke is going and fighting back laughter is the best. Untouchables = doordasher.

  • @jacksonmaine9765
    @jacksonmaine9765 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    " I love them as a person. But there in so much pain"

  • @seanyk3
    @seanyk3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Im gonna have to say, Instacart shoppers definitely bother me more than door dashers 🤣

    • @______4790
      @______4790 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I don’t think you realize how shitty instacart pay is.

    • @seanyk3
      @seanyk3 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@______4790 I can believe it

    • @xanamayslavarussia4426
      @xanamayslavarussia4426 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Salute to those crazy enough to do so.. I had a dasher named Robert Delivery me some Condoms, and Donuts/PayDay bar at 2 am, in -30 degree weather.. Ya know, the jobs not for me, but god bless their souls. 🖖

  • @Lunar_OG
    @Lunar_OG 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    When I drove for DoorDash I always conceal-carried.

  • @tankvibe
    @tankvibe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Got my masters right before covid. Lost my job during covid, then kept getting covid from delivering food. I've got a STEM degree. With student loans, the only thing that makes enough money to keep from being homeless is a job with no limitations like delivering food. I get chased by homeless, had people try to car jack me, and every month is a struggle.
    I want a legit job, but I gave up after three years of applying and not being able to afford a portfolio website anymore.

    • @Shadowfynx
      @Shadowfynx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Great job on the Masters, thats awesome.

    • @tankvibe
      @tankvibe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Shadowfynx I appreciate you. It was tough and I question if it was worth it career-wise, but I learned valuable skills.

    • @deejay1216
      @deejay1216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You may need to move to another state. There are jobs that will pay for your re-location fees! I suggest checking out Indeed and not typing in your city and state. Just type in your profession and an entire list of available positions will pop-up all over the nation.

    • @tankvibe
      @tankvibe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@deejay1216 I've applied to more than 4k jobs in three years. There are no junior positions in my field due to AI and hiring freezes that have been going on for the duration. My field is oversaturated due to layoffs. Tech RnD

    • @pizzaturtle6226
      @pizzaturtle6226 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Find a nearby college town bro. Rat race cities are so saturated and unsafe. you got this

  • @anduril7401
    @anduril7401 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I used to be an Uber eats driver and the amount of stolen orders was infuriating cause the previous driver would cancel the order but keep the food so the order would be sent out and it would always be a great tip too and I’d show up to the restaurant and they’d tell me sorry another driver just picked it up. Why wouldn’t you just take that order, get the good tip and steal an order with no tip or a low tip? It was so infuriating

  • @jacobcarson2559
    @jacobcarson2559 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Tim's untouchable quote reminds me of times I'd go to deliver, see the person in the door, and they just point to the ground in front of the door.
    Like ok, I guess you'd rather have your food sitting on the ground instead of just interacting with me?
    (Post covid)

    • @imageword5576
      @imageword5576 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I feel shame when I order doordash so I don't want anyone knowing me

    • @nataliaalfonso2662
      @nataliaalfonso2662 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There is no post CoVid. There is still CoVid. Everyone in my family just had it last month. This is valid and safer for all.

    • @vincent21212
      @vincent21212 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      some people are living with crippling anxiety, and honestly only making it worse for themselves by engaging in further anti-social behavior. You need to surrender to the fact that you need other people in this world to survive - no one can live on their own and survive for long.
      They want the services and goods provided by others but can't fathom gratitude for others enough to interact with the people who help keep them alive.

    • @JustMeetLK
      @JustMeetLK 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes

  • @kacksonjeel442
    @kacksonjeel442 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Worked as a DoorDasher while I was interviewing for my first finance job. Would average 25/hour in wealthy county picking up chipotle from the rack and dropping it off a mile down the road. Was actually awesome and I miss it kind of lol

    • @dee-taylor
      @dee-taylor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I do grubhub in a wealthy area. I average about $20/hr after gas cost. It's not great but I work when I want and have no boss. It's fine for now.

    • @louskunt1066
      @louskunt1066 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What finance job

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    "One of the last thought you have is 'man this song is great'"

  • @reaganwitten2272
    @reaganwitten2272 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    This was a master class in riffing. Take notes boys.

  • @timothymcgowan6492
    @timothymcgowan6492 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I door-dashed in Baltimore for two years and ended up in some sketchy ass places man

  • @josephvanwyk2088
    @josephvanwyk2088 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've never seen Tim Dillon laugh this much on a podcast. This episode was pure gold when it came out.

  • @kenna2092
    @kenna2092 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    im a food service worker, i look away when i see doordashers too

  • @hebertoacosta3227
    @hebertoacosta3227 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Used to be a dasher, life was thought, still thought but stopped doing it.
    Rain, wind, hot, dangerous areas, traffic, car towed, parking tickets. Exhausting

  • @ghoulbby
    @ghoulbby 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Interesting fact: Per capita delivery drivers is a more lethal job than being a cop. 🤣 I know that sounds untrue but not only is it true, Delivery drivers are almost TWICE as likely to die on the job.

    • @mcnell311
      @mcnell311 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yes, i believe it has to do with constantly driving to places you arent necessarily familar with, and being distracted constantly with messages and notices on phone while driving. Then you add in the element of encountering 10-12 people per day in their homes.

    • @chrisrichfield8906
      @chrisrichfield8906 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Also they pay us per delivery, not by the hour, so to make more money per hour, you have to do more deliveries, which requires driving faster and less safe.

  • @tmic4043
    @tmic4043 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Tim is generational. Just a Special unique comedian that we need desperately 😂😂

  • @TheFreshAirChannel
    @TheFreshAirChannel 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I do all these driving jobs LOL, its less than minimum wage at the end of the day, I make my own schedule while trying to figure out my life.

    • @gmarie3053
      @gmarie3053 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Good temporarily until I realised you lose money on car depreciation

    • @kacksonjeel442
      @kacksonjeel442 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Depends on the car. I was using a hand me down old Honda Accord with every intention of driving it until it died so depreciation wasn’t a factor

    • @kacksonjeel442
      @kacksonjeel442 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Any newer car you definitely would lose money lol

    • @TheFreshAirChannel
      @TheFreshAirChannel 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@kacksonjeel442 Where I live I also drive Uber people and for that the car has to be 9 years old or newer, still prefer food almost the same money but no creepy people in my car

    • @kacksonjeel442
      @kacksonjeel442 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheFreshAirChannel yeah good point I forgot Uber has to have a more recent car registered

  • @robertherbst9487
    @robertherbst9487 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Watching Theo laugh uncontrollably while someone else makes an off the wall joke while keeping a straight face is actually... i dunno i'm high af i didn't think i'd get this far

  • @m00ns
    @m00ns 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    In the beginning when doordash came out, you weren't able to get accepted in "6 minutes". I think when I applied when it first came out it was a couple weeks. So of course it's probably different, but it's crazy how much their standards has changed.

    • @chrisrichfield8906
      @chrisrichfield8906 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Took me about 6 minutes back in 2020, but my step brother has been trying for over a year now and they still won't accept him.

    • @m00ns
      @m00ns 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chrisrichfield8906 ig it all depends cuz my friend had the same experience.. they didn't except us right away

  • @hopoff9968
    @hopoff9968 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Nah man when he said "When I see them in the wild, I look away" Like a rich kid when he sees the help his father let go😂😂🤣

  • @BossSkyfall
    @BossSkyfall 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    as a door dasher rn this feels like a sign 💀💀💀

  • @scotthanford9619
    @scotthanford9619 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mad respect. These two are so funny - just improvising and riffing on Door Dash…. This could be a standup bit.

  • @kellyryanobrien1
    @kellyryanobrien1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    I feel so sad looking at ppl stuck behind desks so tomato tomato

    • @PMurray2694
      @PMurray2694 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It's not even the work you're doing, it's how little you're making while doing it

  • @jusferstuff4597
    @jusferstuff4597 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a delivery guy in manhattan I do feel that way at times. It’s so wierd. Not everyone is like that, frankly a small minority of people. But there are deff people who want you to come to their door, yet treat you like a danger or disease.

  • @arrozconeverything
    @arrozconeverything 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Did Uber Eats, and Instacart. Can say that 87% of what they're saying is legit.

  • @Life_of_Matthew
    @Life_of_Matthew 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Getting killed as a DoorDasher is just life in the big city.

  • @GoReacts
    @GoReacts 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Underrated how silly this video is, wow hilarious

  • @fumyeah5867
    @fumyeah5867 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the way tim makes the door dashers look like wounded animals is hilarious lol.

  • @daphnedeleon2222
    @daphnedeleon2222 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    DoorDash keeps fucking Tim Dillon’s order up

  • @laughterishealing
    @laughterishealing 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    That’s why I stay strapped while doordashing

    • @Koogz406
      @Koogz406 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No ya don't

    • @laughterishealing
      @laughterishealing 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ tf😂😂 yeah I do

    • @Koogz406
      @Koogz406 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@laughterishealing strap-on

    • @Koogz406
      @Koogz406 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @laughterishealing you dont have a job doing door dash and maybe you have a 380 high point with no clip, most likely airsoft.

    • @Koogz406
      @Koogz406 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@laughterishealing strap_on you mean

  • @Don92595
    @Don92595 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Damn they had a DoorDash delivery scene playing in my mind. There goes my hero… watch him as he goes…

  • @narutofan4545
    @narutofan4545 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Tim dillion calling anyone untouchable is genuineky hilarious

  • @JLG629
    @JLG629 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    There is no one better able to capture the absurdity of the modern world than Tim.

  • @Mirristal
    @Mirristal 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Tim and Theo is an interesting combo. Imagine these two smoking and talking for 10 hours

  • @kkona3868
    @kkona3868 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Damn Tim looks like he’s been doordashing 5 meals a day

  • @shanedougf
    @shanedougf 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Tim Dillon and Theo Von is the combination I knew I needed

  • @joshualemelle8626
    @joshualemelle8626 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Watching this while doing door dash 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TDrewCook
    @TDrewCook 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Oh I’m sure the government bought for ‘em” 😭😭😭😭