DSP Finally Mans up and Plays in Master Rank Just to Get Completely Crucified by Every Single Entity

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  • @demoneyeslaharl
    @demoneyeslaharl ปีที่แล้ว +216

    That second JP shook him to the point he couldn't think of an insult. Stuttered like a discombobulated stroke victim. Achievement achieved.

    • @MerryOlSoulGigglesmith
      @MerryOlSoulGigglesmith ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Phil is an omnishambles

    • @CarlBriggs861
      @CarlBriggs861 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I think it’s more likely he was about to say something really homophobic or really bad but managed to stop himself just in time.

    • @W.M.O.
      @W.M.O. ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nah, he was about to utter an insult that would have gotten him banned lmaoooo.

    • @Nix-Man
      @Nix-Man ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp??

    • @CarlBriggs861
      @CarlBriggs861 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Nix-Man 14:34

  • @dustinalan8425
    @dustinalan8425 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Gets to master with his characters through sheer number of matches, gets smoked by every actual master he goes against, blames everything but his lack of skill.
    Great streamer

    • @nezhaprime6195
      @nezhaprime6195 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      of course he's skilled dood, don't you know he got 4th place in Evo once like 20 years ago?

    • @johnsnow9819
      @johnsnow9819 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Its never his fault as long as he knows the other person isn't a pro player 😂

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And his wins were clearly against other scrub players , some couldnt even beat him as Ken!

    • @MikoYotsuya292
      @MikoYotsuya292 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fraudulent Master detected 😂😂

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's still not even facing "real" master players. He's losing to all the other people who just barely got masters.

  • @herosshade2247
    @herosshade2247 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    In his MK1 stream he kept saying he'd rather be playing SF6 because he'd be "having fun"
    This is his definition of having fun?

    • @recoverygaming26
      @recoverygaming26 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Phil is pretty much a part of outrage culture. He doesn't want to have fun; he just wants to find things to complain about.

    • @philovermyer6166
      @philovermyer6166 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Phil wanted to slink back to SF6 because he feels like he gets his face eaten off less by larger degrees and he thinks people respect that he clawed his way to master rank during weekdays when nobody would really be on to challenge him.

    • @shadowofthenorthstar989
      @shadowofthenorthstar989 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      let's be real here the only reason Phil sticking to SF6 is because of the support 😂

    • @kamikaziblack
      @kamikaziblack ปีที่แล้ว

      you know even before the advent of online gaming people did trash talk while playing any game competitively this isnt some new concept that just started

    • @dems000
      @dems000 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​​@@kamikaziblackPhil used to get beat up for how he talks and would still. How did you end up so delusional that you can't see these guys as the babies they are?
      You should think Phil is pathetic and more immature than you even at your age. If you don't see that, you are failing at social skills and will have a hard future(and probably never have a girlfriend or wife or whatever you're into).

  • @nixondoesit
    @nixondoesit ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "Did not outplay me, got lucky"
    "Didn't do anything"
    "Dropped my inputs"
    "Nothing I can do"
    "The game doesn't give me my moves"
    "Online pattern play bullshit"
    10:25 "Gimme my inputs so I can fuckin' reach master like I deserve" 😂😂

    • @BrotatoBowl
      @BrotatoBowl ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He said the quiet part out loud. He’s a spoiled man baby and thinks he deserves everything in life: tips, members, hogans, and master level.

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "MASH JAB!"

    • @MikoYotsuya292
      @MikoYotsuya292 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Nix-Man rip $400 fight stick, wont survive after couple of years due all the pig hooves stampeding over it 🐖🐖🐖

    • @Coyotebriggs
      @Coyotebriggs ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And my personal favorite 'Didn't earn it '

    • @UNIRockLIVE
      @UNIRockLIVE ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂 like he deserves 😅😮

  • @onlyicedgarrett7791
    @onlyicedgarrett7791 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    DSP is unironically THAT GUY, who will knowingly pick a low tier character, constantly complain about being low tier, complain about high tiers, blame his losses on tier diff instead of owning up, and then talk mad shit when he beats a high tier with a low tier.
    He is literally the ultimate fighting game scrub. Scrub isn't a skill level, it's a mentality.

    • @recoverygaming26
      @recoverygaming26 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's just unsatisfied, whether he wins or not.

    • @keero666pkmn
      @keero666pkmn ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and literally only wins because people are unfamiliar with the matchup since hardly anybody plays the characters :P

    • @ohlawd6763
      @ohlawd6763 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was thinking the same thing. Hes just one of those people who will pick a "low tier or not very good" character just so they can gloat about how good they are beating people with this low tier character as well as blaming the character if they lost.
      Pure skill when he wins, nothing he could do low tier character when he loses

    • @dynastes4938
      @dynastes4938 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ohlawd6763 Also, he knows he'd fare no better with a top tier. Can't have that show, though, because it would make obvious to even the last idiot how bad he is.

    • @Captain_Corncobb
      @Captain_Corncobb ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@dynastes4938Yeah it's funny how much he'll bitch about Guile, Ken, JP etc and will never touch them lol

  • @CSwizzy69
    @CSwizzy69 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I haven’t heard “This game cheats” and “My controller did the wrong thing” since I was 10 years old

    • @MerryOlSoulGigglesmith
      @MerryOlSoulGigglesmith ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Phil struggles to understand MANUAL CONTROLS

    • @recoverygaming26
      @recoverygaming26 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I used to be a toxic gamer like Phil back when I was a fan of his in the early 2010's. I would blame my problems on the game a lot too. The point is, I grew up. The fact that Phil has been the same this entire time is really sad to see.

    • @fugoo8912
      @fugoo8912 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats exactly where he mentally stagnated

    • @georgegkoumas5026
      @georgegkoumas5026 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are lucky to have a good controller, mine refused to do down back and held forward/back instead of tapping them. Luckily I now fixed it.

    • @dynastes4938
      @dynastes4938 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You clearly have not watched DSP then. Good on you :D

  • @hadanokuroi
    @hadanokuroi ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This could be a case study on Only Child Syndrome.

  • @BovineIntervention
    @BovineIntervention ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I been waiting for this video just to say the last player he fought Serazale is a well known member of the FGC who's partnered on twitch but DSP didn't notice and was insanely toxic even though he won.

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Is he in the video?

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DSPTriesItMemology101 Serazale is the last match of the night the Rashid. Look her up on twitch.

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BovineIntervention Thanks 👍👍

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@DSPTriesItMemology101 Thanks for the quick upload. I hope he gets some pushback for brown nosing certain members of the FGC like Snakeyes and then trying to completely talk down to others.

    • @CamusSC
      @CamusSC ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@BovineInterventionDSP is phony and fake

  • @3Overhaus
    @3Overhaus ปีที่แล้ว +301

    This is a 41 year old man acting like this. Stunning.

    • @keenanvanaalst9865
      @keenanvanaalst9865 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      said by someone who could only wish that he could do this for work at 41.

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Capcom giving him this ego boost with the fluff ranking system really did a number on this manchild. He's become absurdly toxic, entitled and childish as a result. They made him mentally regress another 20 years. He's acting like he's -5 years old now.

    • @Karthaen
      @Karthaen ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@keenanvanaalst9865 said by someone who supports awful people

    • @lilsweeet0672
      @lilsweeet0672 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@keenanvanaalst9865 said by someone who let's themselves be treated awfully by this sentient trash.

    • @jyggalag9838
      @jyggalag9838 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keenanvanaalst9865 atleast we're not a manchild like this loser if it meant that.

  • @ResonantJustice
    @ResonantJustice ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Big ups to the Guille and JP players that caused Phil to almost overdose on salt.

  • @lawlessx9
    @lawlessx9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Give me my inputs so I can reach master like I deserve you stupid game"
    This comment wasn't sarcasm..it wasn't a joke..he was being dead serious..and it is very concerning

    • @recoverygaming26
      @recoverygaming26 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As far as I know, you have to lose a bunch in fighting games in order to get better at them.
      Phil however thinks that the game should just hand him wins on a silver platter. XD

    • @Gamersgoinblind
      @Gamersgoinblind ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@recoverygaming26it's not just losing, but learning from that loss and adapting and upgrading your own play style to match. But since he's never lost or gotten outplayed, he'll never learn

  • @Valentino-64
    @Valentino-64 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    “Pattern this” “pattern that” “pattern pattern pattern” How about you find a pattern that gets you a real job

    • @MrPieguy698
      @MrPieguy698 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      gout a job fill

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "They're just mashing patterns" said DSP and then mashed 5 crouching heavy punches in a row.

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The only pattern Fadil has is male pattern baldness😂

    • @recoverygaming26
      @recoverygaming26 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clearly these "patterns" he's complaining about are doing more than anything he has done this entire stream.

    • @JohnWilliamNowak
      @JohnWilliamNowak ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why can't he counter these magical patterns?

  • @tropicalpenguin4668
    @tropicalpenguin4668 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    *Ken whiff punishes the shit out of him*
    "wow random fierce unearned dood"
    Also I just realized he genuinely doesn't know you can check drive rush, and when people do it he's just completely baffled lmao

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There's so much he doesn't understand about basic game mechanics. I don't think he still understands that you can't grab someone while they're in hit or blockstun, he frequently hits a button, mashes drive rush into spd like a monkey going taptaptaptap, then as it whiffs through them point blank since it's way too early he cries out in confusion not understanding what happened.
      Really love DSP rambling how using her DP to anti air neutral jumps is not worth using because she gets no oki. First of all, yes she does, second of all, since when does mr "round start lvl3 super" worry about oki?

    • @reeeeeeee-e2g
      @reeeeeeee-e2g ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tbf DR sometimes is janky af in terms of complex inputs. I can show you a recording of me spamming CA3 on modern and it not coming out. But a button seems to be fine

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@innocentorphan1213 Phil understands the mechanics of Street fighter 2 Turbo and thats the game he is trying to play. He even tries to do moves from Sf2 , think about that, the guy plays a game from 20 years ago while playing a game from this year.

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheZodiacRipper he doesn't even understand that game, constantly thinking he has plus frames when he doesn't or not understanding trip guard.

  • @super63930
    @super63930 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Bruh refused to play Luke because if he does get bodied with him it will go against everything what he said about Top Tiers.

    • @Isabelluuhhh
      @Isabelluuhhh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty sure he tried out Ryu when the game first came out only to get bodied.

    • @AdamantMindset
      @AdamantMindset ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Isabelluuhhh but ryu isnt top tier so he can still complain

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yep. If he forces himself to play low tier characters, he will always have a built in excuse.

    • @1Onsokumaru1
      @1Onsokumaru1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then he blames it on dropped inputs, lag and safe pattern play

    • @CarlBriggs861
      @CarlBriggs861 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thatONEmachineyet Blanka is a top tier character…

  • @KissTheManiac
    @KissTheManiac ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The accusation of people playing patterns while he's spammed drive rush into command throw at least ten thousand times during his facemashing journey to master is just a whole extra level of insufferable even for Piggy.

  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl ปีที่แล้ว +41

    And Gargamel has smurfed his way back to Master. I'm sure it was worth skipping Azreal's bloodwork for it.

  • @ChickenRooster007
    @ChickenRooster007 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is the man khat “married”. It was just for show, so Phil can seem like a big boy with a “family” she’s goneeee

  • @Windows_96
    @Windows_96 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Its just insanely funny how these moments must be the ones where he feels the most adrenaline. Where he has some semblance of being alive instead of a ghoul like usual

    • @CarlBriggs861
      @CarlBriggs861 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He needs some vitamin D in his life never mind adrenaline.

    • @dynastes4938
      @dynastes4938 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CarlBriggs861 His bones will be twigs by the time he reaches fifty :D

  • @torchlight1785
    @torchlight1785 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    His brain spends more time coming up with excuses then it does adapting to what his opponent is doing.
    Brain of an narcissist egomaniac addict.

    • @recoverygaming26
      @recoverygaming26 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As well as the brain of someone who says his "hobby is his career" yet he always acts like he doesn't care about video games.

  • @Carlton_Banks
    @Carlton_Banks ปีที่แล้ว +59

    A special shootout to the Guile and JP players who nearly made Phil overdose on salt.

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Wow @ 19:40 -
    How is that accepted on any platform?! How tf can he sit there and call ppl out for tips, then ban them because they didn’t tip. On top of that, he cusses at them too.
    I actually started to feel bad for him, then get reminded how big of a pos he is, and deserving of the worse karma possible

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper ปีที่แล้ว

      That guy said he tip to see the platinum vest and that was over 100$ at that point so no wonder Phil got salty.

    • @Masuo15
      @Masuo15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@TheZodiacRipperto wich even Phil said he wouldnt wear the plat vest because he didnt want to sweat.

    • @slullabys
      @slullabys ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Feel bad for him for what? He has no redeeming qualities.

    • @keero666pkmn
      @keero666pkmn ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No see this is why I love when he plays SF6 because that salt is when we see the REAL DSP come out from his hole. All the name calling of his opponents , the childish excuses, people in that chat gotta know this is not "heat of the moment, competitive banter" this IS Phil.

    • @dynastes4938
      @dynastes4938 ปีที่แล้ว

      TH-cam basically does not persecute what happens on their livestreams outside of actual heavy copyright violations. You can be a hell of a lot edgier than is technically allowed in videos. Him bitching, insulting his viewers, behaving like an overgrown child with a very dirty vocabulary - none of it registers to the platform. One can only hope that "political correctness" changes that some day and he gets kicked from here. Would be fun to see how he fares on Rumble or Kick.

  • @deadexo-3
    @deadexo-3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *gets Perfected*
    “NOT ONE OF THOSE HITS WAS LEGIT, BECAUSE OF THE NON-LAGGY CONNECTION!”

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Pig ups to Capcom for publishing a fighting game that sold over two million copies and only drops Phil's inputs. 🤣

  • @TheAxeGrinder
    @TheAxeGrinder ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Like I deserve"
    Phil, you deserve a lot of things. Master rank isn't one of them.
    0:20 We know what you were really going to say, Phil. Old habits die hard.

    • @ogueyratogeyrat7448
      @ogueyratogeyrat7448 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he dont deserve anything

    • @SM4SH3R
      @SM4SH3R ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ogueyratogeyrat7448besides an ass whooping

    • @whiteninji352
      @whiteninji352 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well he deserves one thing, to not get views

    • @dankusmemeus7093
      @dankusmemeus7093 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What was he gonna say?

  • @Reyalp-Lla
    @Reyalp-Lla ปีที่แล้ว +13

    If his opponents are fighting in a pattern, why isn't he adapting?

    • @recoverygaming26
      @recoverygaming26 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think Phil even wants to play SF6 half of the time, he'd rather complain a bunch and boast his ego than actually try to play the game.

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Lolcow of the gaming community

  • @Doctor_Piranha
    @Doctor_Piranha ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:30 "Oh wow Hail mary flash kick"
    My brother in christ you start every round with a drive rush fierce

  • @whosgreyboi2271
    @whosgreyboi2271 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    -No Neutral
    -Can't adapt
    -Has no match-up knowledge
    -Can't input constantly
    -Has the worst combo routing
    -deserves master

  • @condoreo37
    @condoreo37 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    So nice of Phil to do all this community service by helping all these players reach Master

  • @a.c.slater7989
    @a.c.slater7989 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love that he’s mad Guile is throwing booms that’s literally what he’s supposed to do

  • @Ninoish
    @Ninoish ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shoutout to that Kimberly named Delayed Inputs and dipping after the first set their godtier for that play

  • @TheeLiteClub-
    @TheeLiteClub- ปีที่แล้ว +7

    12:18
    "Did he time it??? NO! He spammed od and it juggled magically!"
    I can't make a funnier joke than that!😅

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hopefully Kat is downstairs packing her things and getting the divorce papers ready.

  • @muffin2221
    @muffin2221 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "His level 3 hit my down fierce!"
    Uh yeah Phil level 3 super's invincible

  • @chayimweinstock443
    @chayimweinstock443 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is he ever happy about anything? I don’t know if I could be this miserable if I tried.

  • @TheLevitatingChin
    @TheLevitatingChin ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm so thankful the burnell bloodline ends here. He did the world a favour not fathering another spoiled brat into the world.

  • @Darktotaled
    @Darktotaled ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the fact dsp can get to master by brute forcing it kinda devalues master rank

    • @real96
      @real96 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Getting to master rank in sf6 is basically like finishing your placements, real rank starts AFTER you reach master that's why phil won't play once he gets there

    • @reeeeeeee-e2g
      @reeeeeeee-e2g ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah because isn't it +50 and -40? So yeah you can just play the numbers game and what's worse is you can block people if you choose to cheese thw system even further 😂😂

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can literally get to Master with 30% winrate or something, it's a matter of playing a lot.

  • @allnightfright619
    @allnightfright619 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Phil should be flattered that video game developers put time and resources into their games being able to identify when DSP is playing and purposefully start not doing moves and change how the game operates just to spite him.

  • @extragalacticgorl
    @extragalacticgorl ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “give me my moves so I can reach Master like I deserve” is WILD 💀💀💀

  • @HugeAckMan420
    @HugeAckMan420 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    DSP complaining about getting beaten in the corner in a genre he's highly experienced in is so on point for DSP.

  • @Isabelluuhhh
    @Isabelluuhhh ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I have no idea how his “fans” can tolerate listening to him spout the same excuses over and over again when he plays SF6. Let alone giving him money…

    • @Actaruz
      @Actaruz ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is actually the biggest mystery of the universe.

    • @DavidS-q1g
      @DavidS-q1g ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They genuinely believe what he’s saying

    • @davidsphere43
      @davidsphere43 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same thing as LTG I would think

    • @BrandtKnewale
      @BrandtKnewale ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Phil could say something like "The ocean is actually not that big and the animals that live in it were placed there by a spaghetti monster." And there would be a few people in his chat that would believe him and then tip him for being so smart.

    • @batangbatugan
      @batangbatugan ปีที่แล้ว

      That's because his chat are mostly larpers and trolls. They're there to just f*ck around with each other and only respond to Phil when he starts b*tching for tips and whining for attention.

  • @ereisfireboi
    @ereisfireboi ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "admit that you lied", will you ever admit that you lied about kameos being locked behind invasions mode??? I didn't fucking think so

  • @Supavillain360
    @Supavillain360 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The amount of copium you have to be huffing to say "he hasn't beaten me yet" after losing 3 straight rounds...

  • @shis1988
    @shis1988 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Phil when he first reached master:
    "Everyone can sink it! I don't suck! I don't suck! I got into master rank, which only 0.3% of players accomplished!"
    Phil after playing master:
    "Everyone here sucks! F-ing scrubs! All of these guys are scrubs!"

  • @SouthernMenace
    @SouthernMenace ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love listening to his excuses and masterful analysis. It's like ChatGPT word salad that makes no sense.
    Phil is really struggling mentally. He simply can't play fighting games anymore. The reflexes and the execution are simply not there anymore.

  • @WestonEvans
    @WestonEvans ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Good thing DSP knows all these technical terms and still manages to look like a complete amateur in the process

  • @BobbiDigitals
    @BobbiDigitals ปีที่แล้ว +74

    It’s amazing how on DSPs mind he’s won %99 of the matches he’s played in SF6. Take away all the bad lag matches, take away all the “pattern play bullshit” matches, take away all the Ken & Luke matches because TOP TIER. Take away all the matches with really good connections because “CANT REACT, nothing I can do”. Outside of all those losses. He wins.

    • @commanderfluff
      @commanderfluff ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You mean, take away Ken, Ryu, Luke, JP, Juri, Guile, Kimberly, Rashid, Dee Jay... maybe if another Lily beats him it's legit, unless it's a lucky Lily. Then it doesn't count.

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nothing's changed with the manchild over the years. When he was early into YT he played Third Strike on Xbox live or something, and after losses he'd go on how if this was offline he'd parry EVERYTHING.

    • @recoverygaming26
      @recoverygaming26 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even when he wins, he still isn't satisfied.

    • @slullabys
      @slullabys ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every character is top tier to phil

    • @dynastes4938
      @dynastes4938 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, in regards to really good connections that make it more difficult to react for him, it sort of makes sense, you got to admit:
      He is an 41-year old alcoholic whose reflexes have suffered severely these last few years while never having been good in the first place. Therefore, anything that requires quickness automatically makes him lose. So, yeah ... a fast connection is bad for him, because his brain and nerves transmit at the speed of those of a fossilized dinosaur :D

  • @ZensMeatSlab
    @ZensMeatSlab ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He is actually, factually terrible at this game and got carried to master by the ranking system. That's why he tried to smurf his way to master again.

  • @MerryOlSoulGigglesmith
    @MerryOlSoulGigglesmith ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It’s easy to get into a habit of blaming others for mistakes and creating excuses to avoid certain tasks. A blame culture within an organization hurts productivity and quality of work. It breaks down the workplace’s social structures, pitting employees against each other and removing trust. Rather than encouraging collaboration, creativity, and support, blaming and excusing leads employees to feel both vulnerable and uninvested in their job.

  • @rb98769
    @rb98769 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow, what a huge coincidence that everyone who fights him has "insane luck" lol

  • @TheLaurelCrown
    @TheLaurelCrown ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He's not manning up. He started playing in MR because they're gonna implement the Legend Rank (basically Top 500) thus rendering his "greatest achievement" done with Blanka, Honda and Lily completely moot

    • @whiteninji352
      @whiteninji352 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh right. And I bet he’ll probably never make it there lmao

    • @TheLaurelCrown
      @TheLaurelCrown ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whiteninji352 It's the Top 500. Of course he will never make with the 40% win ratio he has. And even if he manages to reach it, once he meets a notorious FGC player he will start clowning around and becoming a free win so that he can chase their clout.

  • @jakebeckett5260
    @jakebeckett5260 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Holding block in the corner and gets DI'd,
    ...Couldnt do anything obviously

  • @tardissins7512
    @tardissins7512 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Always ready with an excuse every match. Buddy is just the worst kind of person. Can’t ever acknowledge it’s just a skill issue.

    • @CarlBriggs861
      @CarlBriggs861 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like during the match up screen he said ‘oh great another laggy Zangief’ before realising it was SnakeEyez, then all the excuses immediately stopped and he started brown nosing SnakeEyez 🤣

  • @rez7437
    @rez7437 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This guy is a prime of example of how not to play a fighting game, doesnt adapt or analyse mistakes/bad habits, blames his loss on anything BUT HIMSELF, doesnt take the time to lab anything or expand options for their character, and on top of that he treats his viewers and whatever fans he has left like sh*t!

  • @selfawaredrew
    @selfawaredrew ปีที่แล้ว +5

    20:00 has to be against TOS

  • @teje009
    @teje009 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Will Phil be the lowest ranked Master player with his Lily? Now that would be an achievement.

  • @LUX711
    @LUX711 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He’s 41. That is all 🤡♿️

  • @stebe3256
    @stebe3256 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    love your compilations Memology, cheers for the hard work

  • @asura48
    @asura48 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "WUT??......WHY DIDN'T I GET THE KHANBO???"🤣

  • @edwardg02
    @edwardg02 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You can’t tell me Phil isn’t special needs.

  • @cruzbohy
    @cruzbohy ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I cant do anything!"
    It's funny cause i bet he's never been in a real fight his whole life.

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He hasn't. Ever heard the amazing story of him being told he was going to get his ass kicked and he emailed the guy trying to kiss his ass and told him they should act like they were about to fight, gather a crowd, and then turn around and give the crowd DX crotch chops? Hahahaha

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't think Philbert knows what a Hail Mary is.

  • @imaika281
    @imaika281 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That Ken whiff punished his ass real good, "Random fierce" OK Dave

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Him continuously saying everyones lucky makesme think of "Some guys got all the luck" and that's probably how Phil looks at pretty much everyone else.... except in his case it's not luck or bad luck. He is just super self descrutive and runs his life off ego and makes bad choices alot.
    Also his 'rub a lub dub, you are a Ken scrub" ya Phil Gracious in victory, humble in defeat. I remember preaching those words years ago.... guess he can't take his own advice and bitches and moans when he loses and then calls his oppone ts scrubs and trash when he wins still.

  • @butteredtoast3032
    @butteredtoast3032 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact he uses the excuse of the netcode when this game has the best netcode out there of all fighting games, just shows how ridiculous pigroach is

  • @papazomberu
    @papazomberu ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Crazy that people getting a 40-50% combo in MK1 is refund worthy, but SF6 just gets the pigpass

    • @mastaherosockureye6377
      @mastaherosockureye6377 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Street Fighter is his game DOOD.. He got 4th at Evo a hundred yrs ago!

    • @Awellneededsmoke
      @Awellneededsmoke ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dave will grit and bear it because the ranked mode is fraudulent and boosts his ego. He chose the advanced or pro experience setting before starting ranked so he’ll place high plat or diamond by default skipping the vast majority of the grind and scrubs his way up on a 40% winrate. I like SF6 a lot but the ranked mode would be 100% fraudulent if it weren’t for the MR system

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I only feel bad for that controller, Phil's hoofs slapping it relentlessly is going to end up breaking the thing

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let's hope so. He will just make a big deal about refunding it.

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always love the salty slam whenever he gets grabbed. Like bro, it's not the stick's fault. It's like this little manbaby has to bash his hoof against the table in frustration whenever he's locked in an animation where he takes damage. Such a child.

    • @tlingitsoldier
      @tlingitsoldier ปีที่แล้ว

      When he gets frustrated he cranks it harder than he did on May 1st.

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@thatONEmachinethat poor fightstick doesnt deserve that fate
      Though it might be a mercy compared to being near phil

    • @recoverygaming26
      @recoverygaming26 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder how many controllers and fighting game pads he's broken over the years. There are literal compilation videos of Phil slamming his controllers XD.

  • @valsione38
    @valsione38 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Phil calls that ken fierce punch random when ken clearly whiff punished him for his bad neutral lmao

  • @WingsOfAgeOfConsent
    @WingsOfAgeOfConsent ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Comes in denim 🍌

  • @olliski2802
    @olliski2802 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Probably Phil’s connection because he hasn’t invested in a new modem in 10 years

  • @xTidus24xx
    @xTidus24xx ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is hilarious, he absolutely refuses to play on his Master Blanka but will play his Master Lily just so he can complain about her being lowtier and use his built-in excuses LOL

  • @milkinobama
    @milkinobama ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Remember how he said you can’t say he’s bad at street fighter anymore since he made it to master level?
    That obviously doesn’t apply to the people he face.

    • @whiteninji352
      @whiteninji352 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s gonna be rendered moot now that Legend Rank is a thing

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the true hero in this arc is phil’s controller for withstanding phil’s hoof mashing

  • @adamt0987
    @adamt0987 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    that's crazy how you can get to master without teching a single throw ever

    • @ScruffsX
      @ScruffsX ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He mentioned it’s impossible to react to throws online so instead of teching he’ll say “nothing I can do”. In his brain it’s equal to just teching throw but easier

  • @navi-charlotte
    @navi-charlotte ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The king of SCRUBS everyone 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pipehelix5776
    @pipehelix5776 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    18:55 if this was a known player and literally played the same he wouldn't have received that much insults and phil would've talked about him for 10 minutes about how good he is

    • @Awellneededsmoke
      @Awellneededsmoke ปีที่แล้ว

      that JP should name himself Nephew so next time he gets matched with Dave he’ll put on the clown nose and DSL’s

  • @Nodnarb3do
    @Nodnarb3do ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Watching him get whiff punished and calling it random mashing and unearned is making this work day better.

  • @darthralik9835
    @darthralik9835 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    20:00 he has so little control in his life that he must treat everyone like school children so he can feel superior

  • @JoeyCentral
    @JoeyCentral ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Phil is definitely a 1400MR master player. No wonder he avoided master rank for soo long. Sadly for him, he has no choice but to play master since he is incapable of playing any other character.

    • @rabbyd542
      @rabbyd542 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wouldn't be surprised if he goes back to Xbox and uses Lily so he can smurf some more.

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's already said he's running to Aki on release next. So ducking Master some more. Don't be too surprised if SF6 goes to banworld entirely soon enough, so he doesn't have to ever touch Master rank again. His ego can't handle the losses or the point system telling him "ye you're at the bottom of Master rank bro", after the fluff rankings system gave him the huge ego boost calling him a Master. He himself also ran his mouth on Twitter how the rankings should count win/loss ratio to better filter out scrubs. Which is what Master Rank does. But he doesn't wanna play there, as per his own words he'd lose a lot and he doesn't like that.

    • @Vandalier74
      @Vandalier74 ปีที่แล้ว

      1400? You're being hella generous. DSP is, at best, a 1200-something MR player.

    • @CarlBriggs861
      @CarlBriggs861 ปีที่แล้ว

      And getting his ass kicked by 1500MR master players…

  • @Creek....123
    @Creek....123 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Phil a natural born victim

  • @Doozclops
    @Doozclops ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Give me my inputs so I can reach Master like I deserve" I mean we all knew it, but at least he says it out loud. He think he deserves success and praise just for showing up.

  • @Rocheforte09
    @Rocheforte09 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    if someone is jumping your throws maybe dont throw and just do a light combo every time instead until they actually stop jumping you know the concept of conditioning

  • @nezhaprime6195
    @nezhaprime6195 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its even funnier when you realize that most of the people he's playing against probably havent spent $300+ on a fight stick just to play street fighter, and are just using a normal controller

  • @Raizen-HQ
    @Raizen-HQ ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This guy was just crying about MK1 being awful and how broken it is compared to SF6. Only to get bodied in SF6 and then complain about the same shit

    • @philipblaise5166
      @philipblaise5166 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactlyyyyyy that's y he should never be taken seriously dude really needs his ass kicked 😂

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He probably left mk1 because of the speed it's played at. His gin fueled reactions suck anyway, better to suck at a slower game.

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:29 "HAIL MARY UHHH HAIL MARY FLASH KICK"
    I didn't know Guile had "Hail Mary Flash Kick" attack...

  • @slullabys
    @slullabys ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:28 starts rage jerking it 😂😂

  • @avidism
    @avidism ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First match of the video against the master JP sums up why ranked in this game is a joke. Phil lost 2-1 but still gained 99 points lol.

  • @happycat4838
    @happycat4838 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't even like fighting games, I just like Phil's rage at them.

  • @DETRACT0RD00M
    @DETRACT0RD00M ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man, i wish he would have dropped that hard R.. you know he wanted to

  • @georgegkoumas5026
    @georgegkoumas5026 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am still surprised how he got that high rank just by mashing jump and command grab

    • @enigmaticheart666
      @enigmaticheart666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sf6 ranking caters to scrubs, imagine a game you can "master" while having a losing record

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:11 for the next 20 seconds this is the most entitled crybaby I've ever heard 😂

  • @Courageous91
    @Courageous91 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Dopamine hit from seeing DSP being crushed in any game online is just...ugh. So good

  • @YOKIMY2000
    @YOKIMY2000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:14 either he’s scratching his nuts or pleasing himself 😂

  • @TexasLionVF
    @TexasLionVF ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would love to hear what he would say if he played himself online. He would call himself the scrubbiest player who presses random buttons and does random supers and didn’t earn anything.

    • @kecukraftwork1988
      @kecukraftwork1988 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It'd be interesting if somehow someone was to reconstruct a few of his matches, or edit the footage so as to remove his commentary and replace his name, and then send him clips of the match for him to respond to. See what he says about the players when he doesn't realise he's one of them 🤔

  • @uhskn9753
    @uhskn9753 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    how many times must one say "random jump" before it's not random?

  • @GStatus8911
    @GStatus8911 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Goddammit he's using my Lily color 😒

  • @MonkeyKingWukong195
    @MonkeyKingWukong195 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Does anyone else laugh when he says how am i getting hit. 😂

  • @papabootleg2695
    @papabootleg2695 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i am so interested in seeing how he’ll react to aki since she’s gonna have poison and atleast 2 of her special moves are + on block ik he’ll be mad about it

    • @CarlBriggs861
      @CarlBriggs861 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He says he’s going to try out Aki and guarantee he’ll have no idea how to utilise her and call her shit, before getting his ass kicked by multiple Aki players

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@CarlBriggs861just like everybody else he plays she'll be bottom tier and broken when he picks her, but magically top tier when he's getting bodied by her.

  • @mrxtravagent7130
    @mrxtravagent7130 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am amazed at how many SF6 players seem to get lucky... it's like every other opponent is super lucky and loves to hail mary or just play patterns... I mean if only everyone were as great as DSP...

  • @UranusKiller
    @UranusKiller ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These guys know all the characters inside and out and are predicting moves and countering perfectly. It's actually really cool to watch skilled players juggle an opponent like that.
    ...and then there's Phil.
    *snort*