DSP Wasn’t Able to Win a Single Match Against Master Players & Calls Them Scrubs Who Just Jab Jab

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  • @CloakofAuron
    @CloakofAuron ปีที่แล้ว +464

    When Master level players' "guesses" pay off the majority of the time, they're not guesses. They're reading you, Phil, because you are PREDICTABO!!

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Stahp it! Piggy was blahking dood!! There was nothing impressive. Stahp taking Fill out of context.

    • @neonaofumi5572
      @neonaofumi5572 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And he himself is doing the pattern gameplay he hates so much. If DSP really knows they are playing in a pattern he should be able to counter it.

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@neonaofumi5572 it's why he was whining about having to play the same players. He beats that Chun first set, 2nd time Chun knows what's going on and reks piggy. One trick pony pattern player, projecting hard about it.

    • @jeffk3801
      @jeffk3801 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I approve of this Geese reference

    • @ismailforconi5299
      @ismailforconi5299 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@innocentorphan1213yes, if someone download you completely after only one set you are a one dimensional player

  • @sixonepm
    @sixonepm ปีที่แล้ว +346

    The way he belittles other people who are objectively better than him is disgusting.

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Online scrubs! They did nothing impressive dood! Guessing correctly every single time while Piggy guesses wrong every single time isn't good gameplay dood!! There was nothing Fill could do guys! KAH MAHN!

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah, it drives me mental

    • @Dende8981
      @Dende8981 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is the only one who can win fair and square

    • @basedoki8154
      @basedoki8154 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It really is hard to watch

    • @Michaelsp18
      @Michaelsp18 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The worst part are the dents in chat who side with him even though he's blatantly toxic.
      The dents are just equally toxic though. When ltg fans raided the chat the other day it got soo racist with Phil fans defending him.
      Did he condem them even once?
      Nope.

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel ปีที่แล้ว +164

    The gin has impacted DSPs brain. He thinks these masters are guessing his moves, but DSP is a textbook pattern player and is so easy to read/predict.
    If players are constantly guessing your moves, it's your fault.

    • @matthewmichaels669
      @matthewmichaels669 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yep he's dropped his drive impact for the special gin impact move of p*ssing & crying like a little girl.

    • @bobobandy9382
      @bobobandy9382 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Phil's personality stopped developing at around age 12-14, which is obvious. Now that he's old and a "former alcoholic" who still drinks, he's regressing even lower than that age. It seems like it's happening rapidly, too.

    • @MaxxCoyote
      @MaxxCoyote ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair, this was basically how Pig was back in the FGC as well. That's why they named him "The king of hate". He didn't come up with that.

  • @gwoody4003
    @gwoody4003 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And his Tombstone will read "Here lies and lies and lies Philbert DSP Burnell. He wasn't outplayed. Life dropped his inputs."

  • @pedrobrazon6610
    @pedrobrazon6610 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I love how the good players figure out Phil's pattern right away and "guess" his moves xD

    • @skatewithnomercy
      @skatewithnomercy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Man I haven't played a fighting game in a while but I recall it being a simi guessing game.

    • @pixelmaster9964
      @pixelmaster9964 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@skatewithnomercyI’m a street fighter noob, but I played for honor at a master rank and a lot of offline smash.
      In my experience, aside from learning the basics of your character, getting in your opponents head and figuring them out is the most important part of the match.
      Knowing Phil, everyone competent player is living in his head rent free.

    • @sergeanthenry9484
      @sergeanthenry9484 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Phil probably 'forgot' this as a 'pro player' but once you reach like ranks of diamonds and master. It's less about your khambos and more of the psychology game between you and your opponent, who ever figures out the other and completely downloads them, Game, Set, Match. So you do not ever approach the same way several times cause Master players don't guess, they read you like a damn hawk.

    • @ismailforconi5299
      @ismailforconi5299 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@skatewithnomercyyes and no, master rank FH and Tekken/Sc player here, it sure is like chess in a way, where you are anticipating your opponent with your strategy, only that certain option require reflexes and overall a certain level of execution (except FH That game has none trust me), but it's not impossible to get good at so don't be afraid of trying

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup. They all realize that he can't react to anything and they also see that he just does parry or up ball in the corner every time so all they have to do is shimmy and then DI him and he's done.
      It's also funny he cries about them getting away with stuff online when it's a 17ms connection and it's something that everyone else can react to.

  • @Omaeka991
    @Omaeka991 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I like how you could clearly see the Cammy reacting to his drive rush and hops with jabs yet he considers it guessing and mashing. That's why he will always be a scrub.

    • @1Onsokumaru1
      @1Onsokumaru1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Like they’re just fast enough to react to it.

  • @HomethaSick
    @HomethaSick ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Master level excuses
    Master level button mashing
    Master level e-begging

    • @WASD-MVME
      @WASD-MVME ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Master-Bater

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The game is always lagging, but Fill is operating at a very smooth 60 blames per second.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Master level immature manchild

    • @James-k8e7c
      @James-k8e7c ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Iron level gameplay

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss ปีที่แล้ว +86

    When you're trash, you can't see how far away you're from the really good players.

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's like being an undefeated amateur prospect in boxing, and suddenly being thrown in with the world champion of your weight class. The difference in levels is too much to overcome. Fill's smooth gin brain cannot send signals quick enough to his hooves to react like he needs to. So it's obviously the game's fault.

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crazyworld54321 And he thinks "Ahline patterns" matter when it's 20ms ping and 0 frames of rollback. Literally as good of an online environment as possible, almost offline quality.

    • @binho2224
      @binho2224 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honestly, he is not that bad, he reached diamond and was not that far from reaching Master. The problem is his disgusting behavior and personality. The way he treats his opponents, try to put them down and disrespects them. One of the worst sore losers I've seen. Let's not even talk about how he treats his own supporters and all the people that tried to help him along the years.

    • @Vandalier74
      @Vandalier74 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh, these players he fought are unimpressive online warriors, imo. There some good people online, for sure, and there really are mediocre players sitting in diamond/master. Thing is, Phil is so garbage, he makes anyone he faces look like the next Tokido.

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@binho2224hahaha. "Not that far from master" STOP. That's a fking lie. He only won a SINGLE set against Master opponents. Phil will NEVER be master. Mark my words

  • @MikeTheD
    @MikeTheD ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Phil is always talking about his "bad luck" and other people's "good luck" like the degenerate gambler he is. Luck is luck.

  • @97Crazysteve
    @97Crazysteve ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Opponent: *Jabs once*
    Phail: "MASH JAB! AMAZING GAMEPLAY DOOD WOW"

  • @JimmyFoxhound
    @JimmyFoxhound ปีที่แล้ว +28

    So according to this man child people are not allowed to guess what their opponent might do in a fighting game?? WTF

    • @twikki9071
      @twikki9071 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      According to Phil, they should just stand there and take the beating.

  • @mikeoleary5444
    @mikeoleary5444 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Normal children learn growing up that they can't be great at everything. Some people don't make the high school basketball team or the church choir. Phil is so invested in being a SF master that he can't accept that the game has passed him by. There's nothing wrong with admitting you used to be very good at something but no longer are at that level. I swear this is the effect of parents sheltering their children from basic life lessons.

    • @acecun6202
      @acecun6202 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He was never good. The only reason he placed 4th at Evo that ONE year is because almost no one including the bigger players signed up due to a boycott for the game at that point.

    • @mixedgrene9729
      @mixedgrene9729 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nah he could actually be good if it weren't for his ego. Instead of blaming the game/players, he could analyze his mistakes and learn from them but chooses not to.

    • @theceptorperson9570
      @theceptorperson9570 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be honest, removing phil from all of this, this is terrible advice. Sure, there are sometimes where you aren't just going to get the full potential, but you should never give up something just because it isn't for you. If you want to be a SF Master, it doesn't matter who you are all you have to do is keep practing and keep trying, and this is true for everything else. Maybe you won't ever be the very best because that just isn't your fate in life or whatever but you should never ever give up trying to be. Just because it's been decades, it's never too late to try again or keep trying.
      That being said, like @mixedgrene9729 said, Phil's problem is that he wants to be good without the practice or self-reflection. He needs to understand that he's the one who keeps making the mistake, not the game or the opponents.

    • @happypill6195
      @happypill6195 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mixedgrene9729 100%. his attitude is what brings him down. he is not a bad player he is just a player that never learns from his mistakes and instead of analyzing the matches he complains about them like a angry kid

    • @thathulsguy
      @thathulsguy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That and he was still playing Street Fighter 2 5 years after 3rd Strike came out, he was in a side tournament not the main one.

  • @dermaskiertemuchacho6139
    @dermaskiertemuchacho6139 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I didn't do anything!" - COUNTER HIT/PUNISH COUNTER
    "The game wouldn't let me block!" - COUNTER HIT/PUNISH COUNTER

  • @Bad_Gazpacho
    @Bad_Gazpacho ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He did take one game from that Master Manon, but then the player adapted to his patterns and whooped him.

    • @CisternRumblings
      @CisternRumblings ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's always what happens, he's so predictable that anybody can just adjust their gameplan and body him.

    • @ΚρανίΩ
      @ΚρανίΩ ปีที่แล้ว +9

      thats what happens when you have one super easy gameplan and no fundies

  • @zerolifez
    @zerolifez ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Why does he think skill is reacting. Predicting is also a thing man lol

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He expects online matches to be a series of QTEs

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's a pattern player, mad that people work around his patterns.

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What's really weird is this idea that this opponent must wait for him to do a move first so they can "react"

    • @zerolifez
      @zerolifez ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lawlessx9 I mean if fighting games is all about reaction then only people with great reflex can play. The thing is in fighting games only a few moves is reactable, most of the moves is read not reaction.

  • @Elintasokas
    @Elintasokas ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Funny how he tries to do his usual jumping in grab spam cheese and it doesn't work against masters at all.

  • @artispainlifeissuffering470
    @artispainlifeissuffering470 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    these master players are showing that he isn’t near their level or even close too it

  • @liljon2137.
    @liljon2137. ปีที่แล้ว +53

    what I never understand is if these dudes are doing something that always works against him, why doesnt he start doing those things? if you can just "mash jab" and become master level, why don't you do it Dave?

    • @BobbiDigitals
      @BobbiDigitals ปีที่แล้ว +20

      DOOD that’s not ethical! The great DSP has ethics & standards. He is an honorable fighter who would rather lose repeatedly against his foes than adjust his tactics to what actually wins. Fighting is not about winning! ITS HOW YOU FIGHT DUH.

    • @Evilj82
      @Evilj82 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DSP relies on Blanka as it fits with his SF2 style of gameplay. Blanka also doesn’t have a 4 frame jab (not that DSP would know) so he technically can’t engage in jab wars with some other characters.

  • @rabbyd542
    @rabbyd542 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Decades of gaming and he still can't tell the difference between guessing and prediction.

  • @zersch.
    @zersch. ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Can't wait for those new buttons to fix every single thing he complains about every time he plays this game. It's just pattern complaining at this point. A meaty half-screen excuse bomb followed by a wake up beg.

  • @midnightanimal4598
    @midnightanimal4598 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Phil could be playing a mirror match and he would still claim the opponent's character is a counter pick lmfao.

  • @CisternRumblings
    @CisternRumblings ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I like how he expects Master rank players to impress _him_ when he's the one getting bodied by what he considers scrub tactics.
    If you lose to people who suck, what does that make you?

  • @darkaero
    @darkaero ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It's crazy how in every fighting game no one is actually good, they all win because of online pattern play, dropped strings, inputs he didn't use, his blocks not working, etc...
    Or maybe....if everyone you call trash are beating you every time, you're the one who is trash.
    DSP in a nutshell for the past 20 years

  • @rickjazzyroll
    @rickjazzyroll ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Of course the masters won. In the words of Sagat DSP is not a warrior he is a beginner

  • @Blind-cow
    @Blind-cow ปีที่แล้ว +54

    You think if Phil was such an astute observer that he would be able to beat these pattern masters but you know there was nothing he could do.

  • @thatfunk
    @thatfunk ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Phil sounds like such a dork when he's playing Street Fighter. He knows all the stupid terminology, but he can't do any of it 😂

    • @nspade9252
      @nspade9252 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't think he does actually, because he insists that moves in SF6 have priority.
      They do not.

    • @Evilj82
      @Evilj82 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Priority” is such a 2002 term lol

    • @nspade9252
      @nspade9252 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Evilj82 Well it existed in SFV

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven ปีที่แล้ว +22

    It's honestly impressive that the roach has gotten to 5 star diamond without knowing ANYTHING about frames, recovery, priority, etc.

    • @Evilj82
      @Evilj82 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m not. It’s Blanka lol

    • @AzureSkywalker
      @AzureSkywalker ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its blanka, character kinna lets unga play get rewarded usually

  • @ClassifiedGarage
    @ClassifiedGarage ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This was something. I popped in the stream to check out his "high level gameplay" as he called it. It was funny when he would actually win the first set and the opponent would 2-0 him after and he calls them scrubs. It was clear they just adapted to his play style. He learned new tech and would proceed to try it all match then acted surprised when they figured him out.

  • @Tommy9834
    @Tommy9834 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The only "pattern" im noticing, is that Phil always seem to lose.

  • @Blisterdude123
    @Blisterdude123 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm glad you posted this after the FF16 one because it was super cathartic after his appalling mutant behaviour in response to 'that' scene from the game. Thank you for this collage of karma.

  • @binho2224
    @binho2224 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    He is so funny! He is like a broken record by this point: "Nothing I can do" "I cant block" "They just mash jab" "Random move" "The game dropped my input" "broken character, everything is safe". We all know his complains by heart. They never outplay him, they all suck, they are never better than him.

  • @visidenvisidane1155
    @visidenvisidane1155 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Phil never realizes that players notice when a tactic works and will repeat it until it doesn't. His opponents are "mashing jab" because he keeps eating them.

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That and his pressure is fake. Jab beats hop into throw or command grab, so they jab him.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Phil logic: good reflexes = mashing

    • @davidmurren7071
      @davidmurren7071 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There is no spamming moves only spamming mistakes ur 100% on this one… he tries the 1 combo he labbed off of someone online.. his gameplay is key definition of insanity he literally sets himself up for failure

    • @ZaWrldo
      @ZaWrldo ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought the same thing lmao that Ryu only abused throw because he let him so why fix something that isn't broken

    • @kyodarkness9243
      @kyodarkness9243 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This reminded me of DBZ Abridged, when Goku keeps jabbing Jeice's nose and go "are you not gonna block those?"
      Lol

  • @VaruKozuka
    @VaruKozuka ปีที่แล้ว +29

    If they suck, they have no skill and they pattern play, why you keep losing Phil? 🤔

    • @Usagi1992
      @Usagi1992 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmmm...Hmmmm...Hmmmmm, LOLOL, LOFL

  • @TheZodiacRipper
    @TheZodiacRipper ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "They dont react to anything" Neither do you Dave.

  • @Marco_di_Martino
    @Marco_di_Martino ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I gotta watch this on mute, his voice is driving me absolutely crazy.

    • @Skul1ManEXE
      @Skul1ManEXE 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Closed captions coming in clutch

  • @J-Tex-Corporation
    @J-Tex-Corporation ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Man I LOVE watching this guy lose his mind. Thank you for these.

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like peering into the mind of a crazy person that somehow thinks they're better than everyone else. He gets hit and complains that the same move kept beating all the moves he was trying to do and then 3 seconds later he retcons it and claims he wasn't doing anything.

  • @MaxPainAlchmst
    @MaxPainAlchmst ปีที่แล้ว +56

    DSP's opponents mash jahb, mash light, mash short, mash drive impact, mash neutral jump. They should be just standing in place taking a beating. How dare they use the moves the game gives them.

    • @skatewithnomercy
      @skatewithnomercy ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He should play the computer at level zero

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pattern mashed fireball zoning Ryu. Poor Blanka has no answer.

    • @SarahsKnight0
      @SarahsKnight0 ปีที่แล้ว

      I seriously read that too fast at first and thought you said "mash snort".
      .... How appropriate.

  • @terminl1327
    @terminl1327 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Phil is finally getting players who will call him on command dash strike / throw consistently and he cant handle it

  • @wideawakeanimal1
    @wideawakeanimal1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If everyone keeps “guessing” correctly against you, maybe you’re just super predictable…

  • @raulduke2823
    @raulduke2823 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When asked 100 down syndrome children who they would use as a main character in SF6 overwhelmingly cthey chose the big green regarded guy. Just saying.

  • @fuzzymcgee_
    @fuzzymcgee_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow he sure is improving, his EPM(excuses per minute) is getting higher every session

  • @plasmaguy8895
    @plasmaguy8895 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:21 “she’s gets to be offensive the whole round?” My brother in Christ you are fighting a rush down character

  • @adrianmartinez9406
    @adrianmartinez9406 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It’s funny how people like him feel like everyone who plays them needs to impress them to beat them. 😂

  • @Ouroboros619
    @Ouroboros619 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The Honda match shows how flummoxed Philly is when his opponent counters that jab+grab he loves to do

  • @milkinobama
    @milkinobama ปีที่แล้ว +22

    14:28 there's literally no other way to spin this. this player flat out predicted what Phil was going to do, and the only person at fault is Phil himself for being predictable.

  • @alexbemish
    @alexbemish ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love when anyone gets him in a corner and he just stands there complaining.

  • @LinkMandos
    @LinkMandos ปีที่แล้ว +11

    15 years later and he's still raging at players that are better than him, everything is unearned according to him.
    There's a reason why he left the FGC and now hides in his gated community. 🤣

  • @Section8dc
    @Section8dc ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Memeology I love these long SF salt videos so much😢

  • @simplelife88393
    @simplelife88393 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The way he has to immediately explain why something happened or how his opponent is bad during the animation of him getting hit is sending me

  • @serv-on
    @serv-on ปีที่แล้ว +7

    After all this time he STILL hasnt learned that jabs will beat his heavy attacks and moves

  • @Kysen10
    @Kysen10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    theres another channel that shows dsp's inputs and he mashes a lot. It's no wonder his moves don't come out

  • @annaczgli2983
    @annaczgli2983 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Everyone is a scrub to DSP - even at Master level. SMH

  • @OSRSnChill
    @OSRSnChill ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:30 he was soooooo close to saying the guessing is r*t*rded LMAOOO

  • @internetfrnd6496
    @internetfrnd6496 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    If only Phil had a life outside of streaming, maybe he could prove us all wrong by 1v1ing people in person.

    • @ariellee2329
      @ariellee2329 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’d pay to see that. Maybe 1v1 LTG?

    • @iamlucidess
      @iamlucidess ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ariellee2329 his services cost 5 bands.

    • @twinkie415
      @twinkie415 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he would cry over the joystick.

    • @djpegao
      @djpegao ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ariellee2329 the game would never start because of DSP connection issues and LTG not playing anyone not on his blacklist or friend's list.... _and yet both would blame the game for it...._

  • @brewski470
    @brewski470 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “If I blocked that I would’ve gotten a giant punish counter and won the round!”
    but you didn’t block it dave, and you lost

  • @navi-charlotte
    @navi-charlotte ปีที่แล้ว +6

    wow, that master Honda was cool AF, really playing the True Sumo style fighthing style dood!

  • @DrAkuIa1
    @DrAkuIa1 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    He isn’t bad at the game but in no way should he be considered “master.” If he gets there then it’s probably a flaw in the ranking system.

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He will never hit master lol

    • @TheIncognitusMe
      @TheIncognitusMe ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Over time the rankings will spread out and players like DSP and LTG will settle into plat like they deserve.

    • @Styles_Breez
      @Styles_Breez ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Grandobzen unfortunately I disagree. I don't think he's great at the game but he's clearly getting closer despite his incessant crying & raging.. at this point it's only a matter of time.

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Styles_Breez no it doesnt work that way lol. Master rank is NOT like reaching d5

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Styles_Breez also, yoyo-ing from d5 to d4 to d5 again is going to stretch out how many wins he needs to get M

  • @personaxlity
    @personaxlity ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Does he realize that recognizing a pattern but then not reacting to it means that he has no adaptability 😂

  • @evelienthys6253
    @evelienthys6253 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So those new buttons didnt work then?

  • @adamalmighty5064
    @adamalmighty5064 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He’s like that boss you’ve beaten a million times. Once you figure out his pattern, you’ll beat him every time.

  • @bbqtool
    @bbqtool ปีที่แล้ว +10

    13:19 this is absolute peak JP trolling. Love it.

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    17:39 DSP: "AWW YOU'RE KIDDING ME SHE DID THE SAME MOVE OVER AND OVER AND IT WOULDN'T LET ME BLOCK!!"
    Also DSP: *jumps 3 times in a row and gets hit out of jump all 3 times vs Manon, the Manon set up oki, then she hit him with like a 12 hit combo ending with game-ending level 3 and takes his entire health bar from 100% to 0%*
    A.K.A. "MAHSH JAHB"

  • @Phantom.Gaming64
    @Phantom.Gaming64 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So much for being a good loser. I knew that speech from Phil was complete BS, saying that "in order to be a good winner, you have to be a good loser."

  • @blaximum
    @blaximum ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:30 "The guessing is ret--ridiculous!" The real Phil almost came out there.

  • @trevorpearlharbor5171
    @trevorpearlharbor5171 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That Cammy player "mashed jabs" because Drive Rush is suseptible to lows, especially during it's start up frames. It's why you only ever see a Drive Rush when a player is closing in on the opponent, or to extend combos from fierce normals or positive hit confirms.
    You know who would know that? Master Rank players.

  • @DonPaypay
    @DonPaypay ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The ryu at the end that threw him SIX times has me so weak 😂😂😂😂

  • @Saintzou
    @Saintzou ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This one really crushed Phil’s ego. Showed him the huge gap between master and diamond players. Those grab spam, wall bounce patterns don’t work as often on them.

    • @notsure4648
      @notsure4648 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I felt same. He been grinding for master rank. I thought he should of worked on fundamentals first. It like people who lift heavy weights in gym with poor form. They are kind of missing point of training.

    • @SnippyFilly114
      @SnippyFilly114 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s hit Master now tbf

    • @Saintzou
      @Saintzou ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SnippyFilly114 and he’s yet to do a session while in master rank because he sees the Ls coming

    • @rockmanraiden6627
      @rockmanraiden6627 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's smurfing on playstation now. Lol.

  • @limelight58able
    @limelight58able ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:26 - "randomly guessed jump!?"
    What he hell is even that!?
    I swear Phil creates a new excuse to why he loses daily 🤣 🤣

  • @yurushi55
    @yurushi55 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I like how he compliments the manon at 16:30 for a little bit then decides to go back to complaining 😂😂

    • @Elintasokas
      @Elintasokas ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For some reason he only ever compliments parries.

    • @ThirdXavier
      @ThirdXavier ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@Elintasokasits because its the only situation where his opponent is doing a response just for an advantage and not a punish, and because hes not directly taking a lot of damage his hair trigger temper doesnt activate

    • @Elintasokas
      @Elintasokas ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.@@ThirdXavier

    • @ThirdXavier
      @ThirdXavier ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Elintasokas yeah this reply is a bit delayed but notice how the Manon's response after the parry is to dash up and start pressuring Phil which directly leads to Phil getting hit since he tries to escape by throwing out a reversal super which gets baited. So he gets mad at the situation he got hit in because hes directly taking damage and lost the interaction, but he's not mad at the parry despite it being the most impactful move in that interaction since it put Phil at disadvantage in the first place.

    • @Elintasokas
      @Elintasokas ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThirdXavier His peanut brain clearly can't handle causal chains with more than one link in them.

  • @Omaeka991
    @Omaeka991 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How does piggy blame anything but himself for dropping combos???

  • @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3
    @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he makes a play, it's a good play.
    When his opponent makes a play, it was a lucky guess or pattern players.
    DSH, DarkSydeHypocrit. They're not guessing, he's predictable.

  • @OwenHooper-mv4fm
    @OwenHooper-mv4fm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve been watching Snake Eyez a ton lately. It’s wild to see the skill difference

  • @Macop
    @Macop ปีที่แล้ว +20

    How is Phil at Diamond with Blanka not knowing you can slide under fireballs, or jump over with Air Blanka Ball? Or he could perfect parry the fireball and drive rush to pressure Ryu… None of Phils excuses are valid, at all. Some are even so badly made up that doesn’t exist in the game (normals that has high priority? That’s bs)

    • @Johnnycpublic
      @Johnnycpublic ปีที่แล้ว +5

      don't forget the net code being too good is bad.

    • @JOSETV1
      @JOSETV1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@Johnnycpublic all while playing at a smooth 60 fps.

  • @TheAxeGrinder
    @TheAxeGrinder ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:29 We know what you were going to say, Phil. And it wasn't "ridiculous".

  • @TruthOfPisces
    @TruthOfPisces ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lots of salt was produced tonight 🤣

  • @alecaquino4306
    @alecaquino4306 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Phil, if it's a pattern then WHY CAN'T YOU READ IT???

  • @theceptorperson9570
    @theceptorperson9570 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always get annoyed when he says "OH MASH JAB" after him trying to grab or do Blanka's command grab, like dude of course they jabbed? Jab is the counter hit of grabs?
    Like, seriously, it's like his opponent cannot do anything to counter him otherwise it's guessing or pattern lol

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral ปีที่แล้ว

      Soo true. I noticed that as well. I should be mash jabbing more often myself!

  • @zombehnashun
    @zombehnashun ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Phil probably has built up a lot of PTSD about the name "Jamie" over the years.

  • @teje009
    @teje009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He gets so angry when people tech his predictable throws and don’t stand there to take his gimmicks, complete scrub.

  • @Spliffzilla
    @Spliffzilla ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Nothing I could do"
    two seconds later
    "I should have done aerial Blanka ball"

  • @-Azure.EXE-
    @-Azure.EXE- ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Blanka has a slide attack specifically made to punish close fireballs.

  • @SufferLily
    @SufferLily ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Literally the opponent does anything and Phil has to scream "OHNLINE PATTERNN PHLAYYY!!!!"

  • @dbjames9715
    @dbjames9715 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The only two ppl I've seen talking about sf6 with the "mashing jab" bs are dsp and ltg. So I'm guessing its not real.

    • @LJAndrews1986
      @LJAndrews1986 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is a thing to be totally fair , especially with Cammy Simps. Just those two idiots get triggered by it rofl

    • @ΚρανίΩ
      @ΚρανίΩ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there are things like throw drive rush that most people will try to get you to block big buttons, so most of the time you can jab and it will interupt, there's also drive rush cancels, if its from a light, uou can mash and will win all the time, if its from a medium and they try to do a big attack then you can mash, mostly those are the things to look out for as well as untrue block strings

  • @loler49er
    @loler49er ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’ve never even played Street Fighter in my life, but I guess I’d be pretty good since I can just mash jab

    • @LJAndrews1986
      @LJAndrews1986 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You would actually be shocked how far that would get you with one or two characters 😂😂😂

    • @matthewmichaels669
      @matthewmichaels669 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You could place 4th at EVO easily too.

    • @LJAndrews1986
      @LJAndrews1986 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao Its incredible how he still uses that as a badge of honor.

  • @Baronvonkame
    @Baronvonkame ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ON FIGHT DRIVE IMPACT! Phil... you were ATTACKING

  • @OwenHooper-mv4fm
    @OwenHooper-mv4fm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t even actually play the game, but since he complains about “mashing jab”- but shouldn’t he just be using Blankas slide move to get under the “jabs”?

  • @illmatixx_5346
    @illmatixx_5346 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The WHITE LTG everybody.....😅😅

  • @SwallowMoon
    @SwallowMoon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    23:50 "DUDE! That's 5 throws I couldnt stop!"
    THEN HE TRIES TO PARRY THE NEXT THROW! DSP keeps calling these players pattern players but then he cant recognize the most blatant patterns
    1:00 "Somehow he MAGICALLY guesses!"
    1:25 "AGAIN A GUESS! The guessing is ret- ridiculous!"
    He is really insulting his opponent's intelligence because he is predictable and getting read.
    2:30 "Once again he gets lucky!"
    DSP YOU KEEP SPAMMING OD UP BALL AND IT WHIFFS ALL THE TIME
    11:10 "OH THAT'S IT! PATTERN!"
    The only pattern here is DSP spamming OD up ball. He is losing his mind and blaming everything on pattern play when he should be able to beat it if its a pattern...
    11:35 "Literally nothing to react to what I'm actually doing. Just guesses!"
    11:55 DSP goes for command grab here and Dee Jay reacts and jumps out of it, but DSP reacts by saying "WOW, RIGHT!" as if Dee Jay didnt earn it somehow.
    12:10 "No matter what I do he was going to do that anyway! It doesnt matter what attack I did he was going to do that!"
    Then bait it. If he is going to do it no matter what, then you should be able to bait it with something safe and then block and punish with a huge combo. But that is not what happened, because he used it to react to blanka slowly jumping at him.
    12:40 "I knew it! Same pattern shit!"
    IT WAS AN ANTI AIR PHIL, YOU DID A SLOW ASS JUMP IN! Someone reacting to your jump in with an anti air is not a pattern to complain about!
    17:35 "I cant do anything to that command grab from that distance!"
    Jump.
    Then he tried to jump out of oki and got punched to death by Manon lmfao

  • @umbralecs
    @umbralecs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always find it funny when he says things will only work online when the game is pretty much the same live as it is online. The only difference being that Phil would need to hide in the bathroom again if he spoke to other people like he does online.

  • @JungleOfMeat
    @JungleOfMeat ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's gonna get to master rank before LTG 😂😂😂

  • @Nodnarb3do
    @Nodnarb3do ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really enjoy someone saying something is 'online play' when he hasn't played a fighting game offline in 20 years.

  • @lulukomadori9651
    @lulukomadori9651 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how he says offline he can beat them but how would he know? When was the last time phil played ANYONE ofline

  • @BoukenJima
    @BoukenJima ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's incredible that people like Phil who don't even understand frame data and still talk about "priority" can make Master. This ranked system is kinda fucked.

  • @Johnnycpublic
    @Johnnycpublic ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that ryu pulled off a inspirational come back lol.

  • @baku270
    @baku270 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Blanka’s burnout walk is like his arms are broken 😂

  • @Athrun82
    @Athrun82 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The loss against that modern control Master Ryu was just *chef's kiss*

  • @BlueLightningSky
    @BlueLightningSky ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The only proof you need that SF6 is scrubby is that a player like Phil is allowed to be diamond

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Carried Diamond. Soon to be carried Masher rank.

    • @renemejias1842
      @renemejias1842 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I truly doubt he can do with anyone other than Blanka and Honda. You can just cheese your way to master if you play enough.

    • @Mr.JohnSilver-em3yc
      @Mr.JohnSilver-em3yc ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless the system is somehow different from the sfv system and ranks are inflated ( like tekken for an example) then sounds like cope

    • @kbthegoat824
      @kbthegoat824 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mr.JohnSilver-em3yc you think tekken rank is inflated? Lol

    • @cryo9150
      @cryo9150 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Mr.JohnSilver-em3ycplatinum's inflated so that might be the case

  • @omfgholycrap
    @omfgholycrap ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dsp: Complains about pattern players
    also Dsp: Randahm super dooood! That's a guess!!!
    Philburt really can't adapt against his opponents 🤡🤡
    He's better off playing a VN Game at this point.

  • @stefanpolo2014
    @stefanpolo2014 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG that Master Honda was playing like a real Sumo, complete domination

  • @Vassild
    @Vassild ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I don't think i could ever fight dsp in a fighting game..... because id be laughing too hard at his complaints.