r/Idontworkherelady "GO GET MY FOOD!" "but... I'm a customer"

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1178

    What subreddits do you want to see me cover?

  • @khairinnuhasbs679
    @khairinnuhasbs679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3111

    At least the mother of the bride wasnt a entitled person and a good sport.

    • @jokerkxng6305
      @jokerkxng6305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I thought she was lol when she asked to move the chairs

    • @casual_ganker9046
      @casual_ganker9046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tag der töten. Kino der töten

    • @EclipseGamingPS
      @EclipseGamingPS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts.

    • @EclipseGamingPS
      @EclipseGamingPS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@jokerkxng6305 i thought she was rather reasonable from what was posted,

    • @hiye3912
      @hiye3912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Khairin 07 ikr she was nice about i5

  • @starbird3939
    @starbird3939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4845

    The first story is nice. Just an honest mistake and both parties laughed about it.

    • @Saedraversealt
      @Saedraversealt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      It's very wholesome that sub when people post those kinds of stories.

    • @gabrielledormuth4634
      @gabrielledormuth4634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yea I was thinking the exact same thing lol

    • @bluetenit695
      @bluetenit695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      When I read "...."
      I was thinking oh s**t, it's about to go down.
      Beautiful short story.

    • @Dethilion
      @Dethilion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      My thoughts exactly. Refreshing experience

    • @serinawong3019
      @serinawong3019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      glad the mom wasn't a karen

  • @BrokenRecordProductions
    @BrokenRecordProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2521

    Karen: DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS!
    Me: Why, your mom never told you?

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    The first one was cute, I like when people admit they made an innocent mistake

    • @ohnooof
      @ohnooof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeah most are entitled shits

    • @vaporean_boylove.0w083
      @vaporean_boylove.0w083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ohnooof
      Yeah and I'll be the person to troll them.

    • @MalonzeProductionsGaming
      @MalonzeProductionsGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats the difference between them and karens. Karens double down because they refuse to be wrong

    • @rayjackson8963
      @rayjackson8963 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MalonzeProductionsGaming lol

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    Ambassador's aide: "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!"
    Me: "Yeah absolutely, you'd think your parents would have taught you some manners!"

    • @franl155
      @franl155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It;s akways the little frogs that try to blow themselves up to more "impressive" levels. Or, as the old saying has it, it's the empty churn that rattles the most.

    • @aidanpratt
      @aidanpratt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That one was fake. He/She said they were in a capital with embassies, and an ambassador aid.
      They claimed the ambassadors aid said they worked for a consulate, which are mostly found in large cities that are NOT the capital.
      A consulate does not have its own ambassador. They follow the ambassador of the capital, however, there is a consulate general in consulates.
      There are other suspicious but non-provable inconsistencies here too.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@aidanpratt I actually don't care if these stories are true, but thanks for sharing the information.
      The reason I don't care is because it's entertainment. I don't get my facts from Reddit stories, and I hope nobody else does either.

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Nerobyrne Then you should quit reading all the pro/ anti vaccines subreddits. You would want to smash your head into a wall repeatedly....
      I'm not on reddit, I've not even an account, but only listening to these stories being reviewed, makes me want to forcefully pat my forehead with the table in front of me....or brush someone else's hair with a chair....^^

    • @EclipseGamingPS
      @EclipseGamingPS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @DiceFTW273
    @DiceFTW273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Karen: "Get me your manager!"
    Me: " Cant. He works at DIFFERENT store, just like me."

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      activaye malicious compliance. Leave, go all the way back to your own store, explain things to your manager and get them to then go all the way back with you. Just to laugh at the Karen.

  • @sik3xploit
    @sik3xploit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    The first one was rather refreshing. We usually here about these pricks who obvious know that the person they are looking at works there, but instead understands she made a mistake and just laughed about it.

    • @madogmaddness9338
      @madogmaddness9338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the last thing you posted was 13 years ago lol well done for being here so long

    • @sik3xploit
      @sik3xploit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@madogmaddness9338 lol are you sure the last thing I posted just wasn't hidden by TH-cam because it doesn't match their algorithms?

    • @madogmaddness9338
      @madogmaddness9338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sik3xploit hmmmm Idk but I still feel like I might be right even tho I probably ain't

    • @jnce1983
      @jnce1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well at least she aint entitled!

  • @thelasttiger8643
    @thelasttiger8643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    "I dont work here"
    Karen: No Results Found

    • @spazticus1976
      @spazticus1976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Error code: Do_you_know_who_I_am?

    • @ocomic9131
      @ocomic9131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      karen.exe has stopped working due to Er_404

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Waiter, why are you taking so long, get me my dinner, now

    • @skinman4207
      @skinman4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Karen-kl7yc, ma’am.... this is a Home Depot.... we don’t serve food here.

    • @Karen-kl7yc
      @Karen-kl7yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@skinman4207 No you do, I saw it outside, make me food or I will sue yoi

  • @calicocat8255
    @calicocat8255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    For that last story, do entitled people just forget that most, if not all, places that sell items have security cameras. lol

    • @selbarton
      @selbarton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Depends on the area. Most places around me have no cameras or fake ones. And most that do have cameras have no access to the footage, corporate does. It's stupid.

    • @franl155
      @franl155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Sadly, she's raising her child to be as big a liar and a moron as she is herself

    • @chaossmith3864
      @chaossmith3864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@selbarton I was thinking the same thing.

    • @sleeptyper
      @sleeptyper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Apparently this happened in the UK, which is second most surveillanced country in the World...

    • @jamesmackenzie8271
      @jamesmackenzie8271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      As the manager, I would have handed her the mop, and required her to clean up her mess before being thrown out.

  • @LuckyFox_42
    @LuckyFox_42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    That 1 pound was her salary for those few seconds she "worked" at the store

    • @Ramtamtama
      @Ramtamtama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      6 or 7 minutes... sounds about right

    • @tbnprathades1631
      @tbnprathades1631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you put it in an hour she basically worked for 13 usd an hour which is around high minimum wage

    • @ChaoticAngelKitten
      @ChaoticAngelKitten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup and it was so worth it to take “care” of a Karen!

    • @thehaveninthehand
      @thehaveninthehand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tbnprathades1631 it's funny, because £1 is just below the Danish minimum wage for super market employees

  • @GoldenSaddle
    @GoldenSaddle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    That’s like asking an employee what their order is

    • @finalboss6973
      @finalboss6973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is it like asking a shit to shit?

    • @gio7202
      @gio7202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its like asking a cat to bark

    • @greenie15
      @greenie15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gio7202 barbie princess and the pauper, it can happen

  • @leohunter801
    @leohunter801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Actually I think the guy who walked up to the cops was in fact BOTH drunk and stupid

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or an immigrant.

    • @DMTrojan
      @DMTrojan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@H-to-O Aye, that's the sort of mistake that someone can only make if they have some sort of neurological damage. I'm guessing he either abused drugs, was in enough fights to do permanent damage, or just got in an accident and it messed with his sensiblities.
      It's scary to think sometimes how literally one bump to the head in the right spot can cause a person to act with no sense of self preservation or self awareness for the rest of their life.

    • @janani1826
      @janani1826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And High

    • @ThirteenAmp
      @ThirteenAmp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't have to identify yourself to cops if you aren't suspected of a crime, they violated his rights
      Yeah he had a warrent, but there are legal avenues to work those, randomly asking people for I'd to run their name just because you think they're stupid isn't one of them

    • @DAKOTA56777
      @DAKOTA56777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ThirteenAmp Story doesn't say they forced him, if they asked, and he was dumb enough to willingly show it, it's perfectly legal. It'd be his own fault in that case.

  • @797zero
    @797zero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    His voice: “..I eat liars like you for BREAKFAST!” *me laughing*

    • @bds3425
      @bds3425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's like well you're not getting anything to eat so I can see why you're complaining. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @franl155
      @franl155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that'd be self-cannibalism, then.

    • @vienlacrose
      @vienlacrose 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...they never prepare for the three course meal, do they.

    • @passer_hi
      @passer_hi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      CANNIBALISM!!!

  • @jordanhasch2544
    @jordanhasch2544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I always like watching rSlash's videos, because sometimes, there are people (such as in the first story) that realize their mistake and apologize after that moment of clarity. I'm so glad the first woman came to her senses after realizing her f-up. And she apologized, which made it more worthwhile. Glad it all worked out.

  • @DepressedAndDank
    @DepressedAndDank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Karen: Can I see your manager??
    Me: Do I look like I have a uniform on?

    • @Treesah35
      @Treesah35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would have said: he will be in the second Tuesday of next week. it takes some a few minutes to figure this one out and others never do. 🤣😎

    • @digit5465
      @digit5465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What about flipping the tables?
      Karen: can i see your manager?
      Me: no, but can i see YOUR manager?

    • @NakazoraGen
      @NakazoraGen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "YOU ARE WEARING CLOTHES, SO YOU MUST WORK SOMEWHERE! THAT IS HERE! NOW, GET YOUR MANAGER SO I CAN HAVE HIM FIRE YOU!"
      ... sad to say, with how these stories go, and how stupid people can be, I could totally see that being said.

  • @AlexThomson1000
    @AlexThomson1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Why does every Karen refuse to believe people when they say they don't work here? If I made that mistake I'd probably go "oops, sorry" be a little embarrased and leave them alone.
    Also I think if this ever happens to me I'm gonna reverse Uno Card them, "you shouldn't be talking to customers like that can you take MY order now please?"

    • @chakatfirepaw
      @chakatfirepaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Simple: It's not that they all disbelieve it, it's just that the normal response on the lines of "sorry about that, have you seen one of the employees?" doesn't tend to make for much of a story.

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Probably only very few refuse to believe when someone says they don't work somewhere, but only the few that don't get a reddit post written about them so those are the ones you hear about

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Because they refuse to be wrong. That's all there is to it.

    • @prinegonbevaris1788
      @prinegonbevaris1788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because with the Attitude Karen's have people probably lie to them not working there all the time, because noone wants to deal with an annoying Karen.

    • @SovietReunionYT
      @SovietReunionYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Karens are defined by their inability to accept that they made any mistake ever. They'll do ever crazier shit in a desperate attempt to avoid admitting they did anything wrong, as if that would kill them. Most likely all of them are suffering from hella strong Narcissistic Personality Disorder, meaning they have extremely fragile egos that they compensate for with a false image of themselves as perfect and infallible and superior to everyone else.
      Ironically, that attitude is what causes them to make mistakes all the time. If they're so much smarter than everyone else, they don't need to put any effort into anything, like making sure the person they're approaching is actually an employee. And once they make a mistake, they'll just dig an ever deeper hole for themselves since humility is not an option.

  • @jaydenbrownman4181
    @jaydenbrownman4181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    Ugh. This guy won't help me at Subway. He said he is a "customer".
    Edit: im gonna be cringey, and say this is the most likes i got

    • @nou167
      @nou167 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jayden Brownman I know, people these days

    • @khai2585
      @khai2585 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Punch him.

    • @debbiep8260
      @debbiep8260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Glenn Peterson Sure I’ll make you a sandwich. BTW, I just went to the bathroom, and I DIDN’T WASH MY HANDS! Enjoy your salmonella.

    • @the6ix72
      @the6ix72 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      UGH i will get you fired! I PAY TAXES FOR YOU TO MAKE ME A SANDWICH WITH EXTRA PICKLES

    • @salsylexhagen7423
      @salsylexhagen7423 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jayden Brownman and the likes keep coming 👍

  • @gabzillagab
    @gabzillagab 5 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    Is it weird that I imagine every Karen has the same voice?

    • @iannichols7926
      @iannichols7926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gabriela BSF nah

    • @aprilvarney3988
      @aprilvarney3988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      No
      They're cloned

    • @Treesah35
      @Treesah35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      if you imagine a screeching fisher cat or a screech owl, I'm right there with ya.

    • @Blow3upturk3ys
      @Blow3upturk3ys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I assume they all sound like rslash

    • @finalboss6973
      @finalboss6973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kraken lol it sounds like Karen.

  • @Therapy_duck
    @Therapy_duck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    Me: just shopping at Walmart wearing a blue shirt
    Karen:I’m looking for makeup
    Me: what
    Karen: don’t give me attitude
    Me: I don’t work here
    Karen: let me see your manager
    Me: runs off and never comes back

    • @maximilienrobespierre7927
      @maximilienrobespierre7927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Low-key makes me want to buy a blue shirt and go troll Karens in Walmart.

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You missed a great opportunity. You should have done like Robert DeNiro in Analyze that: grab your junk and say: "Here's the fucking Manager ! Ask the Manager, here's the Manager. He said throw them out - hey you can't argue with him, he's the Manager ! th-cam.com/video/VbQWO22pprk/w-d-xo.html

    • @EVPointMaster
      @EVPointMaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tell her the address of your actual workplace and say that she can go see your manager there.

    • @usagifang
      @usagifang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would have just piss her off so she could attack me. That way, I have a reason to dropkick the idiot.

    • @mackenziewoloschuk7375
      @mackenziewoloschuk7375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd just say "Sure thing! Which one do you want,as I have two on my cell phone to give them a call right here! Do you want the one named `Mom` or `Dad`? 😎"
      Then I'd just walk away with my shit and just leave her there with a simple wave goodbye.

  • @Sailor_Enchantix
    @Sailor_Enchantix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    What impresses me most in the restaurant story is that OP got Heracles Greek name correct. Most people will say Greek but still call him Hercules which is his Roman name. As a mythology geek this always bugs me.

    • @Truesdale84
      @Truesdale84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eternal Sailor Hufflepuff Could add to the point that it’s a true story. It sound pretty outrageous, so could be fake, but the truth is in the small details. Entertaining nonetheless

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg! Someone finally gets it! The Disney film really annoys me as it's set in Greece but called Hercules.

    • @panagea2007
      @panagea2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought Hercules and Heracles were two different people. Duh.

  • @commonexplosion9910
    @commonexplosion9910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Is r/wholesomeIdontworkherelady a subreddit? The first story would fit.

    • @echoalexander72
      @echoalexander72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      seems too long.

    • @echoalexander72
      @echoalexander72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the name not the story

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah it's too long. There's a 21 character limit on subreddit names.
      However, WholesomeDontWorkHere would work

    • @redpandazoologic2731
      @redpandazoologic2731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      www.reddit.com/r/Wholesomedontworkhere/ has been created feel free to add this story and any others

    • @Cybertronous
      @Cybertronous 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redpandazoologic2731 You sir, really are a hero.

  • @serinawong3019
    @serinawong3019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    lol i love how rSlash kept his karen voice while saying "incoherent mumbling" 5:07

  • @improv6132
    @improv6132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Karen: "Do you know who I am???"
    Sommelier: *plays reverse Uno card* "Yup, and I personally know your boss's boss who wouldn't appreciate your behavior."
    I love hearing a Karen get pwned like that.

  • @bleachfanbk
    @bleachfanbk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I love the wine one, "do you know who I am" yes your the rude person who now has no job congrats.
    I hate when people let power go to their heads, especially when they have very little to begin with

    • @SteefHartman
      @SteefHartman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      those are the worst most of the times, they don't know how to handle it so they just think they are the only one in the world who can give orders

    • @annalieff-saxby568
      @annalieff-saxby568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hate the whole "do you know who I am?" thing. My usual reply is "No, nor do I care".

  • @tigerspurrs9902
    @tigerspurrs9902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    it's always great listening to rSlash's videos because it feels like he's sitting right beside me and just gossiping in my ear. not like a robot. so dramatic! love him!

  • @bi-product
    @bi-product 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I appreciate the correct pronunciation and spelling of Heracles.

    • @chakatfirepaw
      @chakatfirepaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Both Heracles and Hercules are correct, they are the Greek and Latin versions of the name. He's one of the few that stuck with the Latin name in normal English use, (the other notable one being Pegasus¹). When Greek mythology became something of a fad with the English, almost all the translations used the Latin names² but later translations mostly switched over to the Greek ones leaving only a few where the two were close and some influences on language³.
      1: So yes, when you encounter the plural "pegasi" it is correct, (Greek mythology does include a kind of winged horse named for Pegasus, so having a plural form isn't new).
      2: Which can get annoying if you want to find public domain translations and prefer the Greek names.
      3: e.g. "by Jove!"

    • @MultiDraco999
      @MultiDraco999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chakatfirepaw the first sentence was enough lol, why are you sub-referencing your own comment.

    • @chakatfirepaw
      @chakatfirepaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MultiDraco999 I felt like giving more detail than just a quick comment. As for the footnotes, I long ago fell into the habit of using them for asides.

    • @andinarizkia
      @andinarizkia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chakatfirepaw damn you reminded me of my paper that's due

    • @greenie15
      @greenie15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andinarizkia 😂

  • @sodaddict
    @sodaddict 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    They should have given that last lady the mop and get her to clean the mess herself

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would have been justice, but they really can't make her do it unfortunately

    • @f.c.laukhard3623
      @f.c.laukhard3623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@limiv5272 They could have asked her nicely and told her that if she did it, they would not call the police on her for trying to commit fraud.

  • @LucianCanad
    @LucianCanad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "I just slipped in this spilled milk"
    And fell down without a sound, apparently? And got up in less than the blink of an eye?

    • @Auroramcfarmland
      @Auroramcfarmland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Her clothes probably weren't wet, either

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I bet not even a shoe.
      And then she claimed OP THREW the milk at her?
      Lol.

    • @Nugire
      @Nugire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wonder if you could charge her with attempted (insurance) fraud against the store and false accusation of assault against op.

    • @hanezutchins2786
      @hanezutchins2786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Nugire You can.

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When you pull this stunt, you are supposed to fake the fall as well as the spill

  • @roi384
    @roi384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    An r/slash video is so relaxing after an earthquake.Thanks man made my day

  • @uncleiroh6868
    @uncleiroh6868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    How stupid some of humanity is never ceases to amaze and disappoint me🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @lucky9293
      @lucky9293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What disappoints me is your grammar.

    • @uncleiroh6868
      @uncleiroh6868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LuckyLucario lol thanks. I hate English.

  • @CindyHigginsRichelle
    @CindyHigginsRichelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    And then everyone in the restaurant applauded.

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That story sounded pretty believable to me? Not very r/ThatHappened at all. People really do act like that, and OP wasn't even really the hero of the story. Matt and the server girl were.

  • @happytachanka4927
    @happytachanka4927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how the wedding mum was so nice about her mistake and did not make a fuss

  • @anonymouss1270
    @anonymouss1270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Imagine being a customer and some random person said: hey since you totally work here can you do this, no? Then looks like I’ll just have to make a scene

  • @matija4256
    @matija4256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Karen starts to open mouth:Do you..
    Mathiew inturupts: THIS IS SPARTA!

  • @helloimcat14
    @helloimcat14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Not sure if you’re aware, but the new hurricane is named Karen

    • @godlygaming9134
      @godlygaming9134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Maybe it's not only a hurricane... Its a karen-ado

    • @jacob3988
      @jacob3988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It wants to see everyones managers

    • @moonlighthunter5421
      @moonlighthunter5421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It’s gonna come raging through, the winds shrieking “GGGEEEETTTTTT MMEEEEEEEEEE YYYYOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRR MMMMAAAAANNNNAAAAGGGEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!”

    • @livingcancer5772
      @livingcancer5772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I also heard the bitch is erratic and people are having problems predicting its behavior. Typical Karen. You never know what she's gonna do next~

    • @angelcovarrubias8308
      @angelcovarrubias8308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kickin' it with Cat op is the only that can stop that storm

  • @taisenscoolstuff732
    @taisenscoolstuff732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Karens: GO GET MY FOOD
    Me: No, you go get your food

  • @salsylexhagen7423
    @salsylexhagen7423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love the ones where the Karens get fired after using their so called status to threaten others with the same thing. Sweet sweet justice 😇

  • @AmyLeeBasshunter
    @AmyLeeBasshunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That first one was so freaking wholesome I love it

  • @blendpinexus1416
    @blendpinexus1416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I loved the first story. It was so nice that it all went down with laughter from all parties and no one got mad.

  • @ratgirl34
    @ratgirl34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My sleepy Canadian brain thought, 'what coupon weighs a pound??' And then after a few seconds it clicked and I felt silly.

  • @jordanknight3519
    @jordanknight3519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    11:28
    Some days the fish just jump in the boat.

  • @iannichols7926
    @iannichols7926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Karen: Get my food
    Me: the reason we keep our phones on us is so we can post on reddit FAST
    Karen: reddit? WhAtS ThAt ?!?!??

    • @ghostie2883
      @ghostie2883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RVSE_Wizard reminds me of the woman calling the cops and saying OP called the ReDdIt GaNg

    • @iannichols7926
      @iannichols7926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ebony Norris I’m actually dying that’s really funny

  • @sagesaria
    @sagesaria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Re: last story: Come on now Karen, weren't you taught to never cry over spilled milk?

    • @LimAu144
      @LimAu144 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats a good one

  • @archereye_7633
    @archereye_7633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The lady in the last story was literally crying over spilled milk. XD

  • @mikethor009
    @mikethor009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Cripes, I guess that last story goes to show that there's scammers in every part of the world, even in the UK.

    • @cloudcadet5889
      @cloudcadet5889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U didn't know?

    • @Snowshowslow
      @Snowshowslow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even?

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would you think differently??? Tha fuq?

  • @gcooper642
    @gcooper642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I totally don't believe the second one... and then... they phone to consulate 😂 ... and the people get fired ... 😂 quit while you're ahead OP.

  • @andrewvelonis5940
    @andrewvelonis5940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I loved the one with the ambassador's staff, about the best comeuppance story I've heard.
    The one with the spilled milk in the store, not as satisfying, as the EM was still screaming in outrage as she was ushered out, plus they lost the sale of the milk, had to clean it up and expended money on top of it. I've heard of this kind of scam before and hope I would act as this customer did if I ever did see it.
    I've listened to more of these stories than I probably should have. If I ever get mistaken for an employee, I wonder how I will respond? Not likely though.

  • @CrehperKavae
    @CrehperKavae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is the earliest I’ve been to a RSlash video wow.

  • @ravav4679
    @ravav4679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The first one just seems funny, lol. The lady doesn’t seem entitled

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If I was in that last story, I'd say "I'm not an employee, but I'll gladly get a manager and tell them how you tried to commit insurance fraud."

  • @Meximagician
    @Meximagician 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The coupon OP got: £1
    The satisfaction of that story: priceless

  • @allnightfright619
    @allnightfright619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anyone else get a r/thathappened vibe from the waiter/consulate story (the “I was an actor in high school” clinched it for me).

  • @derGhebbet
    @derGhebbet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "...and I'm the WHOLE who has to leave?"
    Looks like the lady got her Ls and Rs mixed up.

    • @samuelhartley1979
      @samuelhartley1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not hard to do when you are tying to learn Japanese...L/R are the same. B/V are the same. Some Hs become Bs, it can get messy, but fun.

  • @Saint_Dan132
    @Saint_Dan132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    100%stupid .
    Great video and as always from Glasgow with love.

  • @asexualartistry
    @asexualartistry ปีที่แล้ว

    God bless the MIL at the wedding, so many of these are people reacting completely insanely, it's nice to see someone who can laugh off a mistake

  • @luigibadjing2752
    @luigibadjing2752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why am I so Satisfied Listening to your Vid I can't stop Wachting?!?!

  • @Roamingfirebat
    @Roamingfirebat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I pissed a karen off before and it was great.
    She asks for the manager which is me the 5 minutes of screaming was hilarious.

  • @agoodtheory
    @agoodtheory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Am I the only who wishes these videos were like an hour long?

    • @Treesah35
      @Treesah35 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      could listen to them all day long.

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish they were 10

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, cuz otherwise instead of 5 ad rolls, we'd have, like, 30 to deal with.

    • @ttrev007
      @ttrev007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. Just more of them each day.

  • @ryanmartin4602
    @ryanmartin4602 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved the wedding story as the lady wasn't rude and actually apologized.

  • @WanArk86
    @WanArk86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I thought we already passed the "slipping on/with a milk" prank in 2019

  • @NicolasClark7732
    @NicolasClark7732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I legitimately do not understand the concept of NOT being courteous to other people. Then again, not being polite is something I see rather frequently. Luckily... the only time I've really experienced an entitled person was this one time at a McDonald's with my dad. We saw a woman ordering that was trying to order some coffee or other drink (can't remember which) with her meal, instead of the soft drink, and couldn't fathom why they would charge her more for that. I can't recall exactly the outcome, but I felt really bad for the cashier, who looked pretty young, right around twenty.

  • @LovelessPrince
    @LovelessPrince 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Are you drunk or stupid” I need this on a shirt.

  • @PashaGamingYT
    @PashaGamingYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I once had an encounter with a Karen, well... not an encounter, but I witnessed one. She legitimately asked for corporate number because an employee failed to create an ingredient from air that they ran out of.

  • @graylindblad1261
    @graylindblad1261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That tesco Karen must’ve had blurry vision that she didn’t see the different color

  • @Wattstone
    @Wattstone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I appreciate not having a robot reading these back to me for once.

  • @crazymartin526
    @crazymartin526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Someone somewhere: *exist*
    Karen: *I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR **-OWNER-** MANAGER*

  • @HOGPO
    @HOGPO 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kinda happy that we got a wholesome idontworkherelady. They werent angry they where nice to op and understood and accepted they where wrong

  • @iSmileyPerson
    @iSmileyPerson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of my classes got canceled. Thank the youtube gods that this was uploaded so I have something to do. 🙌🏻

  • @willowman6938
    @willowman6938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The second one handled it perfectly, and the outcome was delicious.

  • @HolyApplebutter
    @HolyApplebutter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2nd story: And then everybody clapped.

    • @cooleKinder
      @cooleKinder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HolyApplebutter underrated comment lol

    • @VelkanAngels
      @VelkanAngels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For real. Of all the fake-sounding reddit stories I've heard/read, that one was by far the most fake-sounding, lol. I was just waiting for OP to write, that the president just so happened to be walking by the restaurant, noticing the commotion and presented him/her with a medal for their outstanding citizenry or some crap.

    • @StoutShako
      @StoutShako 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't agree, personally. I've heard some pretty r/ThatHappened stuff on this channel, but that wasn't one of them. OP didn't even put himself as the center of the story, mostly just watching it all go down.

  • @gamefreak22574
    @gamefreak22574 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's always such a beautiful thing to see the uno reverse card played on the "I'll have you fired" 😂

  • @thomasyouil4504
    @thomasyouil4504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your imitation voice is the best thing I’ve ever heard

  • @monkeh218
    @monkeh218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    karen:WELL I NEVER!
    op: And you never will again.
    perfect line

  • @TheMysterieRPGguy
    @TheMysterieRPGguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Wow that first story was a genuine mistake not some crazy person going off on someone for no reason, I feel like I'm in the wrong universe.

  • @LavenderRare
    @LavenderRare 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That first story was actually really nice. People weren't rude to each other, no big explosions, and everyone had a funny story to tell.

  • @moorek1967
    @moorek1967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me: Working at Wal-Mart trying to go on break
    Customer 1: Excuse me, can you help me? (Not even in my department)
    Me: Sure, let me call the associate who works here.
    Customer 1: No, do this right now.
    Me: Ok, ok, just calm down. What do you need?
    Customer 1: I need 2 cans of paint mixed and key made.
    Me: Ok, I am not trained to do either.
    Customer 1: Never mind, I will do it myself.
    (Proceeds to open cans of pain.)
    Me: Still trying to go on break.
    Customer 2: Oh, I saw you helping the other customer, can you come to fabrics and cut cloth for me?
    Me: Uh, let me get the associate who works there.
    Customer 2: What is wrong with you? Why do they hire people like you anyway.
    Hardware Associate: Can I help you, Customer 1?
    Customer 1: (Screams at Hardware Associate) No! Your stupid worker is so stupid that I had to do this myself!
    Hardware Associate: Oh, she works in the Pet Department.
    Customer 1: Does that matter to me? I want this paint now.
    Customer 2: You work in the pet department?
    Me: Yes.
    Customer 2: Oh, then come to fabrics and cut this cloth for me.
    Me: Goes over to fabrics, takes the whole roll and hands it to her and tells her the cashier would be glad to assist.
    Manager: Why haven't you gone on break?
    Me: Uh.....well, since you seem to not be able to hire enough employees to cover departments, then you stay out here.
    Customer 3: Helfen Sie mir, ich muss einen Spatel kaufen
    Me: Ok, what is it you want?
    Customer 3: (Rolls eyes) Ein Spatel, spatula!
    Me: Oh, a spatula.
    (Takes all types of spatulas and gives them to the customer)
    Me: Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
    Manager: Next time you go on break, take your vest off.
    Seriously, this happened in less than 30 minutes in one day, at the same time. By the way, I didn't work there much longer.

    • @greenie15
      @greenie15 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is hilarious

    • @Dust514rocks
      @Dust514rocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh when that happens, I just tell then I'm on my break and leave, I won't even hear them out lol

  • @blainetate743
    @blainetate743 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like that first story. Shows not all confusions result in hissy fits.

  • @imanimaldonado1626
    @imanimaldonado1626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think it’s important for me to share that yesterday was Dynamic Duo day at my school so my friend and I went as Karen and the Manager :))

  • @jeremydaly8293
    @jeremydaly8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The second one is one of the most "shit that never happened" things I've ever heard

  • @Rizafan203
    @Rizafan203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Listening to this reminds me of a time I was at Wal Mart after an afterschool program where we did a kind of bible study thing. And our shirts for it are blue with a yellow sign on it like kids crossing you would see at schools. I was looking at parody book for Hunger Games while my Mom was doing something and someone came up to me to ask about something in the store. I had to tell them "I dont work here" and they got kinda butthurt because I could hear them making remarks. I get that I'm in a blue shirt like the Wal Mart workers but you dont see the design on it and lack of name badge? Just had to share my own tale to this lol

  • @xqiuvmah
    @xqiuvmah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I only used the "do you know who I am" line once. I was at a restaurant and someone at another table was being really rude. I tell them to knock it off and they direct there rudeness toward me. I get up in there face and say, "do you know who I am". They respond, "no, and I don't care". I say, "good" and pick up a plate of food from their table and dump it on the loudest before running out of the restaurant.
    I had already paid btw. I came back 40 mins later and apologized for making a mess and tipped the server an additional $20 for the spilled food. She said that not laughing was one of the most difficult things she had done. Her manager comped their food unfortunately, but the server said that it was probably going to be comped anyway because the manager is a bit of a pushover.

  • @bluescoobysnack9791
    @bluescoobysnack9791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    GET OUT OF MY CARRR...... NOWW
    ........ “you’re not to yell at me”
    I WILL TALK TO YOU ANY GDAMN WAY I WANT

  • @PeteTheRock2002
    @PeteTheRock2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first story was a good reminder of my sister's wedding a few weeks ago. Thanks @rSlash!

  • @artyomsaveli9681
    @artyomsaveli9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That old lady in the first story's a nice lady.
    I wish I could say the same for everyone else.

  • @vaultboy902
    @vaultboy902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I listen to this every night going to bed I love it

  • @idkteen
    @idkteen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Would love to see a jojo joke of op being jotaro and entitled parent being dio

  • @Brodrich
    @Brodrich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that first one was really wholesome and it's nice to have a story like that now and then. and the story at 11:52 is why i always lock my car doors. Of course i would like to meet the guy that does UBER in a 1982 Ford.

  • @rommymadcat7163
    @rommymadcat7163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Mommy fb groups are a never ending source of misinformation & hilarity😁

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's nice to hear stories about nice people

  • @boiiugei7756
    @boiiugei7756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Old wumen: feed my cats.
    Me: no, you.

  • @finatchos
    @finatchos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine seeing a guy the size of a wall coming up to you saying "GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT NOW!"
    I'd peeing my pants running out like a dog with his tail between his legs.

  • @WingZero172
    @WingZero172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:38
    He was 6'4" full of muscles
    I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
    He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
    And he said
    I come from a land down under
    Where beer does flow and men chunder
    Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
    You better run, you better take cover, yeah
    I had to. I'm also SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED that no one else made the joke! I DEMAND that you give me your likes and I demand that rSlash gives me a heart react!

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude...this whole thing is just cringe.

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would give you a like, but I don't work here

  • @kokosek3036
    @kokosek3036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If anyone tells you in your shop "I WANT TO TALK TO A MANAGER" then come out of a room come back after a while and tell "hello lady im the manaher of this shop my worker just told me that you have some type of problem how can i help you"

  • @ianmacfarlane1241
    @ianmacfarlane1241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jacket on.....what do I do?
    Go out as intended, or watch r/slash?

  • @MDetective
    @MDetective 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was once confused for being an attorney for the prosecution of a trial. They start talking about the case and how important it was for it to "go in our favor so my life is easier". Before they told me anything incriminating, I calmly told them I was the OTHER party's attorney. Look on their face was priceless.

  • @lucerovazquez3294
    @lucerovazquez3294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    La mejor forma de iniciar mi dia..... aaaahh rslash yeeeyy

  • @duck_army4012
    @duck_army4012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i just realized that i'm signed in and now i'm subscribed
    only took 73 videos, 116 (including homework) hours of school work , a holiday ,and 20 toaster strudels to remember

  • @nekrowga
    @nekrowga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So wait... some people are understanding? What is this black magic sorcery? :P

  • @spade2512
    @spade2512 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:00 wow im surprised that the lady wasnt screaming like, DO YOUR JOB IM PERSONAL FRIENDS WITH THE MANAGER IM GOING TO GET YOU FIRED