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  • @sebandrews4395
    @sebandrews4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11375

    *Your Honour, my client pleads “Guilty but Ironic”, so it doesn’t really count*

    • @theultimatefreak666
      @theultimatefreak666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

      "it was just a prank, bro"
      -Adolf Hitler, 1945

    • @OmnipotentNoodle
      @OmnipotentNoodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      @@theultimatefreak666 "Hitler's" """birthday""" "was" "on" "4/20" if you "believe" ""factual sources"" and "historians"
      Wake up, sheeple. Hitler didn't even exist his existence is literally a meme 🙄🙄

    • @thecynic75
      @thecynic75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      "My client pleads meta-guilty."

    • @atsai1071
      @atsai1071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      The shooter is unironic. I repeat the shooter is unironic

    • @hellboy6507
      @hellboy6507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      This is how South Park gets away with (ironically) calling for the deaths of Jews.

  • @tortor8500
    @tortor8500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4201

    The shooting was ironic

    • @geyesst390
      @geyesst390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      He was just helping people understand post-life irony

    • @christopherlee9026
      @christopherlee9026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Actually it was post-irony.

    • @tortor8500
      @tortor8500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@christopherlee9026 it was post meta irony satire bathed in 30 tons of irony

    • @islandkol
      @islandkol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@christopherlee9026 I remember you liking Punisher t-shirts

    • @lekis873
      @lekis873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its just a prank bro.

  • @alexandercolefield9523
    @alexandercolefield9523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2541

    FBI: This song is a bop, plus he's a Canadian national
    CIA: [glares over FBI] you are weak, installing Autocratic Centrist Dictatorship in Canada in 5 minutes with an order to airstike his house.

    • @genericyoutubeaccount579
      @genericyoutubeaccount579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Mexican history in a nutshell.

    • @jynexe3056
      @jynexe3056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Generic TH-cam Account I mean, Mexican history would have a lot more internal coups, cartels, and terribly corrupt governments *then* America makes everything better by making it worse! And then repeat :)

    • @biscuit4705
      @biscuit4705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Generic TH-cam Account isn’t that the history of both 20th century Latin and South America

    • @asgarihanif
      @asgarihanif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yep

    • @disillusionedrightest7313
      @disillusionedrightest7313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The fbi is weak as hell compared to the CIA lol. The fbi struggles to bust child sex rings and gets ensnared in politics while the CIAs just out there overthrowing entire countries and blackmailing the world including their own government like chads

  • @Colddirector
    @Colddirector 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3519

    Irony aside: Jreg’s really upped his music game recently, putting out banger after banger ever since Leftist Unity.

    • @aneutralopinion1712
      @aneutralopinion1712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah

    • @chloekravatz84
      @chloekravatz84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Agreed

    • @kainezillah
      @kainezillah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      He got some good stuff before his political satire took over. Check out "She Doesnt Love You (She Doesnt Even Like You)"

    • @HRDRZ
      @HRDRZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Its terrible and corny but still better than most music coming out today...

    • @yeahokbuddy2510
      @yeahokbuddy2510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He has a pretty bad singing voice but it’s the lyrics and art style that makes it epic af

  • @puberty420
    @puberty420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6493

    takeaway: you say "sorry" like a true canadian

    • @justviridanfornow6229
      @justviridanfornow6229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      wait hes Canadian

    • @aneutralopinion1712
      @aneutralopinion1712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      He is not centrist because he is a Canadian

    • @peffiSC2source
      @peffiSC2source 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      You know who else is canadian? Jordan Peterson. lul

    • @zewasplays
      @zewasplays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@peffiSC2source Steven crowder as well

    • @alexanderraymund2950
      @alexanderraymund2950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh shit he really does. I'm so proud

  • @nico6143
    @nico6143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1642

    FBI: Well, he *did* say sorry.

    • @connor8689
      @connor8689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *suerry

    • @harpoonlobotomy
      @harpoonlobotomy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @SharkTank Someone needs to say sorry, friend.

    • @nico6143
      @nico6143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @SharkTank
      Oh wow, I am so intimidated by your aggression /s

    • @phil6217
      @phil6217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no he was just being ironic

    • @hellboy6507
      @hellboy6507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Soorry

  • @Yeah_Jaron
    @Yeah_Jaron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Post post irony has never sounded so good

    • @stuffy4380
      @stuffy4380 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      no way jaron

    • @thecommietransfem
      @thecommietransfem 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      oh my god the silly minecraft guy that I like likes the silly politic guy that I like

    • @skitsfossil16
      @skitsfossil16 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wow you’re famous now

    • @Somethinorother.
      @Somethinorother. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What are you doing here???

    • @Hiljaa_
      @Hiljaa_ 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh my god it's silly Minecraft guy

  • @stuff9175
    @stuff9175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    "Your Honor, the defendant claim Innocent by Satire."
    "no"

  • @totustuus5279
    @totustuus5279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3657

    I totally forgot you were Canadian until I heard you say “sorry” lmao

    • @haimizoid8400
      @haimizoid8400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Many “American” accents are just Canadian, but nobody knows those people are Canadian.

    • @kassms1585
      @kassms1585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I forget until he says "been"

    • @KK-th5yt
      @KK-th5yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Listen closely. You'll notice that Canadians say "sorry", "been", "about", "project", and "premier" differently.

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@KK-th5yt It varies though, a lot of Canadians have very Americanised accents. Then there's JJ McCullough and Mike Babcock.

    • @sloaby3860
      @sloaby3860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do we say it differently? How have I not noticed?

  • @cb5309
    @cb5309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2103

    Seeing Jreg dancing gives me life

  • @honeybee3269
    @honeybee3269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    Christ, that "sorry" is the most Canadian thing I've ever heard.

    • @thelordofforeheads2839
      @thelordofforeheads2839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honey Bee I can’t tell the difference between American and Canadian.

    • @I.Prokopto
      @I.Prokopto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@thelordofforeheads2839 Sar-ree vs SOAR-ree

    • @JulesThePsion
      @JulesThePsion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Huh? You mean... Saying it PROPERLY?

    • @latt.qcd9221
      @latt.qcd9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Apparently you've never met Canadians, before.

    • @thelordofforeheads2839
      @thelordofforeheads2839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      latt.qcd92 well if I lived in North America I’d be able to tell. The difference is subtle. Like Irish and Scottish or Australian and kiwi

  • @alcorian8269
    @alcorian8269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Jreg: "soh-rry"
    me, tearing up: and here i thought Canadians weren't real

  • @fishy658
    @fishy658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    The FBI can’t blame you if you apologize in a bopping song

    • @Nomadic_Inquisitor
      @Nomadic_Inquisitor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean, if the celebs can do it...

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s not even because of him anyways so who cares? They would’ve murdered whether he posted videos or not, rounding both his subs to 300k and world population to 8 billion which probably helps his numbers considering how close we are to 8 billion only 0.00375% of the population is subscribed to him, I don’t know if he’s just trying to be funny or actually thinks this highly of himself but he’s not that influential over anything really

    • @Yes-gu2wn
      @Yes-gu2wn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cookiecakeeater6340 salty boi detected

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yesマツー salty fanboy detected

    • @hyfade1245
      @hyfade1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cookiecakeeater6340 its a joke. :/

  • @joshuaweatherston5124
    @joshuaweatherston5124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    (For legal reasons this is a joke)

    • @heeman1203
      @heeman1203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      For serious Indian mafia, pls don't kill me that's a joke.

    • @theresalwaysanotherway3996
      @theresalwaysanotherway3996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @SharkTank India I'm sorry 'bout the memes, you're the best

    • @beverycarefuljohn586
      @beverycarefuljohn586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I love my indian bros from bombay to bangladesh

    • @drizzleandpour7819
      @drizzleandpour7819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@beverycarefuljohn586 I'll take on all the world for you. I'm a heavy hitter

    • @Dei4000
      @Dei4000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@drizzleandpour7819 'bout to cause a genocide so you can call me...

  • @shaicontrol
    @shaicontrol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    i can’t believe jreg just dropped a diss track on jreg

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That’s literally the entire channel what do you mean.

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      (He can't keep getting away with it.)

  • @hellboy6507
    @hellboy6507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    This video is insurance for when someone takes this channel seriously and unironically cites Jreg in his manifesto.

    • @Kaarli
      @Kaarli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pladimir Vutin true.
      And pewdiepie is Not a Nazi. But he shouts out Nazis and fascists. Sometimes. But he never gave a shoutout to a commie....whatacoincidence

    • @TheManinBlack9054
      @TheManinBlack9054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True. We are who pretend to be and irony tends to get forgoten about after some time

    • @THEMEISTER004
      @THEMEISTER004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheManinBlack9054 the gunslinger followed

    • @Heybuddy101
      @Heybuddy101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just accidentally disliked this comment now I m cursed.

  • @raccoonlad5685
    @raccoonlad5685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    "c'mon fbi! you have to BeLiEvE ThAt I nEvEr ReAlLy SaAaAy aNyThInG tHaT i MeAn!"

    • @aLukepop
      @aLukepop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Little did the FBI know that they too would get sucked into the Irony Charybdis that is Jragon's content.

    • @TheLenmae
      @TheLenmae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Random, not alternating

    • @dreamer5483
      @dreamer5483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Notice which of his "I am unironically" political belief reveal videos he had behind him when saying that? 😋 Let the centricide begin!

    • @ChrisJones-rd4wb
      @ChrisJones-rd4wb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Unless theres direct cause, and the person has conspiracy in whatever crimes commited, then he is not implicated in the crimes.
      Fuck u, free speech gang roll out

    • @silvermax5520
      @silvermax5520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Alexander Chohan he is ironically doing it so it gets a pass

  • @jmd10of14
    @jmd10of14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    FBI stands for "Fair, But Ironically".

  • @thelastcoolguyonearth4858
    @thelastcoolguyonearth4858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    Reminds me a lot of the narcissist's prayer
    That didn't happen.
    And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
    And if it was, that's not a big deal.
    And if it is, that's not my fault.
    And if it was, I didn't mean it.
    And if I did...
    You deserved it.

    • @volodymyrboitchouk
      @volodymyrboitchouk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Huh, does that imply that the internet personalities drumming up hatred which causes these kinds of attacks only to apologize without actually reflecting on how their content causes this problem are narcissists with an insatiable desire for attention?

    • @Zahlenteufel1
      @Zahlenteufel1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Dad? When did you learn to make a second TH-cam account?

    • @hellboy6507
      @hellboy6507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      volodymyrboitchouk
      What Internet personality caused these attacks?

    • @bubblegumgun3292
      @bubblegumgun3292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Awawawa CM implaying people dont get what they deserve.
      " people get what they deserve" - quote from nazi camp entrance

    • @volodymyrboitchouk
      @volodymyrboitchouk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@hellboy6507 the song is clearly referencing right wing personalities like Crowder, infowars guy, and debateably pewdiepie (ironically calling for another holocaust is lit, yo!). Right wing mass murderers keep refrencing people like this in their manifestos as a reason why they were radicalized and ultimately planned and executed an attack.

  • @AdventEdge
    @AdventEdge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    jreg moves like one of those cosplayers doing a tiktok

    • @thekingofcrabs6352
      @thekingofcrabs6352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It's a jreg cosplay for a tiktok

    • @saerain
      @saerain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Disney animation body language? Yeah.

    • @idonthaveaname8164
      @idonthaveaname8164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How dare you compare our Lord to tiktok?

  • @amberbaker8652
    @amberbaker8652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    The best part is the idea that the fbi director wore a flannel to work

    • @thatgermanview5721
      @thatgermanview5721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Canadian FBI I guess

    • @H43X
      @H43X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      www.fbi.gov/history/directors
      Maybe they wear it under the 3-piece suits?

  • @euso2008
    @euso2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Jreg: How many layers of irony are you on right row?
    -I don't know. Like 5, maybe 6.
    Jreg: You are like little baby. Watch this:

    • @TheEpicDoom
      @TheEpicDoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cucc

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheEpicDoom Hyucc.

    • @Glace1221
      @Glace1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers in this racket.*

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do hope this video is ironic and he understands he’s not that influential since rounding the world population up to 8 billion and his sub count to 300k which probably helps his numbers since we’re so close to 8 bil only 0.00375% of the population is subscribed to him

    • @friedrichkrone5141
      @friedrichkrone5141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cookiecakeeater6340 there is only 7000 people in the world you sheep. That means he influences more than 4000% of all people.

  • @budgetlifter
    @budgetlifter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    News:
    TH-camr and famous anti-centrist "Jreg" found dead. Shot himself from 800 ft. away. #JregDidntKillHimself

    • @Feeshyenjoyer
      @Feeshyenjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What do you mean he was such a marksman he shot him self at that distance *Sweats* why would you think he killed him self?

    • @leontrotsky8505
      @leontrotsky8505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I look up this hashtag and there are no results why? Because they want to silence the truth

    • @OrQuattroIDK
      @OrQuattroIDK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I image if he shot himself he would do it from an extreme distance

    • @louieb918
      @louieb918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not gonna lie. If anyone on earth could do that. It would be him.

    • @colinbergmann5750
      @colinbergmann5750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Suicide by getting shot twice in the back of the head. What a shame. We'll all be so grieved when this happens in two weeks as scheduled.

  • @RicochetAQW
    @RicochetAQW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    'I never really say anything that I mean' shows video of him saying he's an anti centrist 0:47

    • @harrisonfackrell
      @harrisonfackrell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good observation, that.

    • @thatgermanview5721
      @thatgermanview5721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      made me sad, cause I believe he is a libertarian social national anti-centrist.

    • @rodrigobarreto1947
      @rodrigobarreto1947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HMMMM

    • @Proxiginus
      @Proxiginus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What if that whole clip is a thing he doesnt mean though? 👀👀

    • @matiasgarciacasas558
      @matiasgarciacasas558 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He could be just hiding behind irony to no take responsability for what he says. That's like the whole point of the song

  • @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658
    @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    HE CAN`T KEEP GETING AWAY WITH IT.

  • @martinjez1
    @martinjez1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Inb4 some dude cites him as the main inspiration for their shooting.

    • @theawakechristian6576
      @theawakechristian6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i think it can also be pinned on 4-chan culture.

    • @einzelfeuer_2855
      @einzelfeuer_2855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@theawakechristian6576 Those goddamn 4channers and their mere existence! If only there were some sort of final solution to rid us of them once and for all eh?

    • @johnnygreenface4195
      @johnnygreenface4195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@einzelfeuer_2855 we should imprison them all. In special prisons to keep them away from others.

    • @jonasrivers3675
      @jonasrivers3675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@johnnygreenface4195 perhaps a website where we can monitor all their traffic.

    • @einzelfeuer_2855
      @einzelfeuer_2855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@johnnygreenface4195 You mean like some sort of special internment camps? Where they would be isolated completely and fed a totally healthy and not at all starvation inducing diet?

  • @samharper7001
    @samharper7001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    me: jreg's post-modern political satire and its real-world implications have caused me to doubt the concept of objective truth
    also me: song kinda slaps tho

    • @TheButterMinecart1
      @TheButterMinecart1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Are you a post-modernist? Jordan Peterson will come and give you a beating very soon.

    • @reggiestickleback7794
      @reggiestickleback7794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sam harper
      Believing in objective truth is anti-modern, modernity has always been about subjective truth

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reggiestickleback7794 faxx

    • @laffy7204
      @laffy7204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is post-post-satire, so technically he's' a post-post-modernists... Somehow

    • @cool_dude_like_really
      @cool_dude_like_really 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@reggiestickleback7794 wait... What do you mean, modernity rejects objective truth? But how do you push an ideal, as in "ideology", without stating something, anything as an objective truth?

  • @Stalin-hd4ch
    @Stalin-hd4ch 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    His surrender is always unexpected

  • @e-coli6286
    @e-coli6286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    this song really goes hard

  • @theawakechristian6576
    @theawakechristian6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    wow, he really went there.
    guess we weren't wrong about him being a political filthyfrank lol.

    • @crackcrock
      @crackcrock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Look at him already starting up his musical career to abandon the video making.

    • @jffryh
      @jffryh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who is filthy Frank?

    • @approximateCognition
      @approximateCognition 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@jffryh I hope you're not serious.

    • @Adraria8
      @Adraria8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They do have a lot in common: lore, different characters, being edgy, genuinely talented musically, etc. Also gives me Mumkey Jones vibes sometimes

    • @thatgermanview5721
      @thatgermanview5721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Adraria8 He is not as disgusting as filthy frank tho

  • @seekingabsolution1907
    @seekingabsolution1907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This feels like the most sincere thing you've ever said and that's a problem.

  • @ilikebeans6776
    @ilikebeans6776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Guys remember to not mention Jreg on your manifestos

  • @oisindayo
    @oisindayo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "I'm sorry" is clearly a Canadian dog whistle.

  • @apollyvision
    @apollyvision 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Jreg, I think you seriously overrate your TH-cam comments section if you think any of us could write a political manifesto

    • @thepurityofchaos
      @thepurityofchaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I could...

    • @sixela6
      @sixela6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Damn you calling out my procrastination like that?

    • @thepurityofchaos
      @thepurityofchaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sixela6 Yes.

    • @sixela6
      @sixela6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thepurityofchaos I havent written anything since the day I started

    • @shaykhmhssi3246
      @shaykhmhssi3246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If it wasn't for my procrastination I could do it

  • @yamibakura8597
    @yamibakura8597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Fun fact: if he hadn't made that joke at the end, they would have let him get away with it.

  • @Inabin
    @Inabin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    They can't blame Jreg for the shootings when the real blame falls on the Industrial Revolution and the negative effect it has had on humanity. I mean come one, haven't you guys read the Industrial Revolution and its Consequences?

    • @RedbadofFrisia
      @RedbadofFrisia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Based and kaczynski-pilled

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also can’t blame him cause when it comes to it even rounding the world population up to 8 billion and his sub count to 300k which probably helps his numbers since we’re so close to 8 bil only 0.00375% of the population is subscribed to him

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder what your political ideology is (specifically acceleration on the technological spectrum)

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean without the industrial revolution he could have never started up his youtube channel and thus the shootings wouldn't be his fault....

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NoFlu thank you, I hate how many people think that Jreg has way more of an effect on people than he does

  • @atheniansoldier811
    @atheniansoldier811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Is this how you get your FBI agent into a parasocial relationship?

  • @Grgrqr
    @Grgrqr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    They say people with a history of mass shooting/murdering have a higher chance of doing it again
    Not so with suicide bombings, for some weird reason

  • @jimmymcgill7370
    @jimmymcgill7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Nobody:
    Jreg: How’s it going bros IT’S PEWDIEPIE

    • @skippykay599
      @skippykay599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      So glad I’m not the only one whose mind IMMEDIATELY thought of Pewdiepie

    • @felipegregorio1225
      @felipegregorio1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@skippykay599 me too

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I thought of Pewdiepie too, but his video wasn't "well I'm *sorry* people can't get jokes" it was "I've never said even jokingly to do anything like this, in 100 million people there are bound to be some who are awful, even though most people were being lawful and light-hearted about 'subscribe to pewdiepie' we should retire it now, and I want to help those who are suffering from this." The same guy put the Navy Seals copypasta in his manifesto, I doubt he actually regularly watched him.
      So I think it was a mix. The hijacking of memetic content from Pewdiepie, the fake TH-camr apology from people like Jake Paul, the shift of blame to "society" with no solution from several people such as Trump, the inclusion of online political figures in manifestos from Shapiro, and of course, Jreg criticizing his own content.

    • @theawakechristian6576
      @theawakechristian6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@comicconcarne i still don't understand his view and it's annoying me.
      he has also said to kill groups of people (like pewdiepie) so i hardly think jreg is that unaware to not know his own content.
      but at the same time, this seems extremely like a criticism towards pewdiepie, it's so hard to tell.

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theawakechristian6576 th-cam.com/video/YS6vUQ5OWP0/w-d-xo.html I don't understand your views and it's annoying me.
      I see you too have been trained in the ways of irony.

  • @MYG
    @MYG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Your honour, I was only shooting them satirically."

    • @spawnofthelavendermenace4756
      @spawnofthelavendermenace4756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was a joke, the dead people and the nazi uniforms and the communism and the baseball bats! It was aRt!

  • @wj4505
    @wj4505 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When this came out dipshit me managed to get so hyperfocused on it that I literally did three weeks of work while looping this and motorhead's bomber for 36 hours straight. Literally the only reason I graduated high school. I was doing runs with this in my airpods for like a month before work. Unironically thank you; I haven't watched any of your shit for at least 2 or 3 years, but I would not have made it into engineering school without you, Mr. Guevara.

  • @rrightbraeden1161
    @rrightbraeden1161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Your honor, in my clients Defense, he is being ironic"

  • @alexdreFalke
    @alexdreFalke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Imagine in like 10 years if Jreg actually causes a shooting

    • @emperor_ra
      @emperor_ra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm pretty sure if the world continues down the current path and let's say the government fucks TH-cam up with regulations sounds possible.

  • @nutscheese4510
    @nutscheese4510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Did you know? Two atoms cannot touch...
    So to answer your question Your Honour I didn't kill all those centrists.

  • @kylevernon
    @kylevernon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is a hell of a lot funnier when you plan on putting jreg in your manifesto.

    • @themortician1151
      @themortician1151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well if you are, just remember. The more people you kill the louder your message is. Good luck

    • @TheWandererOfDreams
      @TheWandererOfDreams 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You WHAT?!

  • @ericrousseau8891
    @ericrousseau8891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Before I started watching your channel I was confused in regards to politics. After watching your videos and being inspired to learn more about different ideologies and how they influence world politics I am even more confused and angry. Thanks Jreg!

  • @spectralspectra2282
    @spectralspectra2282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I mean it wouldn't surprise me you getting arrested. One guy went to court for a nazi pug

    • @tompatterson1548
      @tompatterson1548 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, but the German movie about Hitler coming back and becoming a famous talk show host didn’t get the producers arrested. If it’s in a context like a series about ideology personifications, it’ll probably get a pass

  • @julietkilo9716
    @julietkilo9716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I got removed from my normie friends group chat for posting the bioacceleration video.
    Edit: thanks extremist senpai
    Damn it took away my heart swag, put it back.

  • @MIZANTROPAS
    @MIZANTROPAS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    its ok jreg u can say pewdiepie

    • @angelobarros3499
      @angelobarros3499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      yeah, we know who this video is for

    • @itdoesntgetbetter1408
      @itdoesntgetbetter1408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      If that's true than i don't think Greg is the proper person to criticize anyone for joking about the holocaust. You know what they say about glass houses.

    • @TheButterMinecart1
      @TheButterMinecart1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@itdoesntgetbetter1408 I'm guessing that it's directed at himself and Pewdiepie. He partially agrees with Pewdiepie but also disagrees.

    • @scammelle
      @scammelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I said JEWS not MUSLIMS ffs Brenton

    • @thelastcoolguyonearth4858
      @thelastcoolguyonearth4858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@itdoesntgetbetter1408 There has yet to be anybody who has actually implicated Jreg in a mass killing

  • @meganaxeliar
    @meganaxeliar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    can you turn yourself into a pickle? It would be hilarious man

    • @OmnipotentNoodle
      @OmnipotentNoodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      LMAO that would be the funniest shit. You know I was watching TV one night and this scientist character did exactly that? How do they come up with this XD

    • @tarnishedpose
      @tarnishedpose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@OmnipotentNoodle These science people really are onto something.

    • @victor4963
      @victor4963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tarnishedpose Okay, hear me out. What if he turns into a pickle... *BUT IRONICALLY* ?

    • @mnnglss_xstnc
      @mnnglss_xstnc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@victor4963 bhahaha

  • @RamkrishanYT
    @RamkrishanYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Hey Jreg, Thanks for keeping us all entertained in these times
    The social media platforms have killed any comedians or people who even touch these topics and hats off to you for filling this gap. You're one of my favourite creators on the platform.

  • @coletakkish4389
    @coletakkish4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    A mass murderer? Me? Why, I am but a humble Monarcho-Nazbol with Chinese characteristics.

  • @nahbro5366
    @nahbro5366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your honor, my client pleads “it was a joke lmao”

  • @boneappletea8933
    @boneappletea8933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I wanna see this “Was Hitler Really So Bad?”

    • @PokeNebula
      @PokeNebula 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This

    • @k-oncultist6742
      @k-oncultist6742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aquiningoc Gavin you can see if on his patron

    • @boneappletea8933
      @boneappletea8933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gulf City Musk Laser Rep Oh ok ,Thanks

    • @victor4963
      @victor4963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      What if he just did those war crimes ironically?

    • @fotnite_
      @fotnite_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@victor4963 hitler was a redditor confirmed

  • @d0ubl3d
    @d0ubl3d หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Every few months this video is relevant it’s so funny

  • @yeewins5221
    @yeewins5221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    shots fired at pewdiepie

  • @DeadHeadAnimation
    @DeadHeadAnimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This slaps

  • @zacharyrubin8879
    @zacharyrubin8879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    0:46 “I never really say anything I believe”
    Background: “I’m unironically an anti-centrist”
    Cmon Jreg really

    • @sixela6
      @sixela6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He said that he doesnt say what he means not that he doesnt mean what he says

  • @alextheanticentrist3207
    @alextheanticentrist3207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How does Jreg still only have 200k subscribers? The world is seriously sleeping on this shit.

  • @makeshifthuman8008
    @makeshifthuman8008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You might actually get listed in a report like Rusty Cage did

    • @bremcurt9514
      @bremcurt9514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rusty cage was kind of fucked in the head though.

    • @guangdong6805
      @guangdong6805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bremcurt9514 how come?

    • @beverycarefuljohn586
      @beverycarefuljohn586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, he does have a lot of unironic extrimists in the comments

  • @sumprson2707
    @sumprson2707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Your Honor... my client merely started a war ironically

  • @cupcake4177
    @cupcake4177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I actually listened to this on Spotify. I was wondering when this would be uploaded.

  • @ssik9460
    @ssik9460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Eminem: I am afraid of no man
    ........But that thing
    *Jreg*
    ......it scares me

  • @shaddykack
    @shaddykack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    There we go. He let his one true belief slip, finally: “I never really say anything I mean”

    • @phil6217
      @phil6217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      oh he only said that ironically

    • @matiasgarciacasas558
      @matiasgarciacasas558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But does did he mean it?

    • @thatgermanview5721
      @thatgermanview5721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “I never really say anything I mean” cant be true because if it was this statement would also be negated in a paradox way.

  • @ProfiresKnight
    @ProfiresKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'm sorry for committing one of those shootings. I was just doing it ironically, it's not like I actually meant it

  • @stalins_comically_large_spoon
    @stalins_comically_large_spoon ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wouldn’t it be the CIA? You are Canadian…

  • @SinnerSoviet
    @SinnerSoviet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this aged well

  • @conradcooper2710
    @conradcooper2710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Whenever he makes videos like these I can never tell if he's trying to criticize himself or Pewdiepie.

    • @tomatoesarejustworsecucumb3534
      @tomatoesarejustworsecucumb3534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i think he's making fun of the people who say bad shit and try to cover it up by saying it was a joke as a whole

    • @conradcooper2710
      @conradcooper2710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tomatoesarejustworsecucumb3534 yeah, but there do seem to be some not-so-subtle references to both of them in these kinds of songs/sketches.

    • @CaMallmann
      @CaMallmann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The thumbnail saying "Remember lads Subscribe to Jreg" is a clear nod to the Pewdiepie reference done by the new zealand shooter.
      Pewds is also the only youtuber I know that was ever cited in a terrorist manifesto

  • @Stinger913
    @Stinger913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Since Jreg is Canadian the FBI arresting him would require cooperation from domestic Canadian authorities otherwise it would be a violation of Canadian sovereignty. However, since Canada and the US share a strong common history and participate in a mutual defense organization, it is likely Canadian authorities would cooperate with the FBI. Or Canadian authorities would arrest him and extradite him.

  • @Charlotte-gg4fb
    @Charlotte-gg4fb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Christchurch was an epic prank

    • @hellboy6507
      @hellboy6507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Explain how Pewdiepie was responsible for that. I’ll be waiting...

    • @retroman7581
      @retroman7581 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hellboy6507 th-cam.com/video/pnmRYRRDbuw/w-d-xo.html

  • @pentiumradeon
    @pentiumradeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    if you dont include jreg on your manifesto you arent based

  • @poyaispanic5269
    @poyaispanic5269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    January 2021, and just got a little bit funnier.

  • @Arbiter099
    @Arbiter099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    wait a minute, when you move the letters in Jreg around you get Sam Hyde, it all makes sense now.

  • @TakeFiveMusic
    @TakeFiveMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    guilty by association!

    • @axolotldneirf67
      @axolotldneirf67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      guess you're getting arrested for watching this pal

    • @amiahherrera6821
      @amiahherrera6821 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AXOLOTLdneirf
      He’s being ironic I think

  • @cowboy_dogg2124
    @cowboy_dogg2124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can’t wait to come back and comment “this aged well”

    • @pent4502
      @pent4502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...oh boy

  • @Lollolollollllol
    @Lollolollollllol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YOUR HONOR! MY CLIENT CLEARLY SAID "IN MINECRAFT" AFTER THAT STATEMENT

  • @OlivrM722
    @OlivrM722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This video makes me think Jreg would be a great supervillain

  • @MrWithmere
    @MrWithmere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Nice to see Steven Crowder make a guest appearance. Doing big things.

  • @plasmawolf7960
    @plasmawolf7960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    FBI arrests him for saying sorey instead of sorry

  • @nico6143
    @nico6143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    For everyone who keeps saying its about Pewdiepie, your only operating on one level of irony here.
    Its about Pewdiepie, and himself, and TH-cam as a whole.
    Come on people, are you *true* Anti-Centrists if you can't get this simple point?
    Be careful with your answer.

    • @saerain
      @saerain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      (Postmodern answers only)

    • @beverycarefuljohn586
      @beverycarefuljohn586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The centrists don't understand multi level irony

    • @ilitardo160
      @ilitardo160 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m pretty sure it was about rusty cage

    • @k-oncultist6742
      @k-oncultist6742 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saerain what about post-postmodern answers?

    • @hellboy6507
      @hellboy6507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hereby call for Jihad against all centrists. We will round up all of the centrist fucks and throw them off of buildings (in Minecraft).

  • @Whoolgans
    @Whoolgans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    im guessing this is an improved version of "Addressing Allegations That I Have Ties To The Far Right"

  • @Reinboa
    @Reinboa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jreg finally coming out as a Canadian

  • @d0ubl3d
    @d0ubl3d ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Relevant sadly

  • @bigmanbarry2299
    @bigmanbarry2299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The year is 2025 the comment section is still being spammed with “this aged like milk”

  • @slynx187
    @slynx187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Excellent cover up, Jschlatt
    They will suspect nothing

  • @overtone55
    @overtone55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    this feels like an outtake song from Hamilton

  • @Yeorl
    @Yeorl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    All those shootings just means your audience really cares

  • @xxpromlggamerproxx
    @xxpromlggamerproxx ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the auto generated chapters

  • @vincenturquhart1370
    @vincenturquhart1370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If you show up in any manifestoes just remember all publicity is good publicity.

  • @ilyaaaaaaaaaaaas
    @ilyaaaaaaaaaaaas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's okay Jreg, it's just an oopsie

  • @d-5037
    @d-5037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If I see a Jreg video in my feed I often just keep on watching the thumbnail preview for minutes. There is a whole universe in that rubber-face of his.

  • @ongren1575
    @ongren1575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The real reason the FBI are after him is because of how he pronounces “soor-ry”

  • @trippybruh1592
    @trippybruh1592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ah JREG trying to cover himself before we all go extreme.

  • @Kevin________
    @Kevin________ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Caught this Jreg video within 30 seconds of posting. Faster than the FBI's response time. Neato!

  • @neuxell
    @neuxell ปีที่แล้ว +2

    if the jury finds me guilty, nullify them... ironically

  • @ZgermanGuy.
    @ZgermanGuy. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Preparing for when the inevitible happens eh?

  • @viczinz
    @viczinz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jreg challenging youtube once again

  • @VengefulLeprechauns
    @VengefulLeprechauns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

  • @sumvs5992
    @sumvs5992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can we just appreciate Jregothon practices trigger discipline? I don't care if it's airsoft/an air pistol, that's good shit