Political Compass Rap ♪
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 เม.ย. 2019
- Listen to this one instead: open.spotify.com/album/72WDSg...
I don't know jack shit about political theory but I've consumed a lot of political compass memes so clearly this makes me an expert on the subject.
Authoritarian Left: / mcswm
Libertarian Left: / greg.guevara
Authoritarian Right: / mc_swm
Libertarian Right: / jreg
Reddit.com/r/Jreg
FOOTNOTES:
If you disagree with where I put a character on the chart, keep in mind that I'm going off of the political compass' diagram of who's where, which you can find here www.politicalcompass.org/anal...
Fascism is a radical right wing ideology: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism
I've changed "authoritarian" to "totalitarian" and "libertarian" to "anarchist" to demonstrate extremes.
The top of the political compass represents state control. The bottom represents a lack of state control (anarchism). The left and right of the compass represent both the economic and cultural left and right respectively. The left tends towards anti-capitalism and equality (equal distribution of wealth / power) and the right towards pro-capitalism and hierarchy (unequal distribution of wealth / power)
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She is legal now
Crazy
holy
This rap still slaps but this comment doesn't
crazy that this is pinned
did her OF go up to $18
0/10 The centrist didn’t grill anything
He didn't have to grill anything. Apoliticals grill.
He just wanna grill, for God's sake!
@Angad Grewal on r/politicalcompassmemes centrists are grillers
Ockertoustesizem they think they are better than those with non neo-liberal ideologies. But when you don’t even have an ideology meaning no faults it’s kinda cheating the system.
@@michealfelps5777
In politics the only way to win is to cheat the system.
What separates humans from animals?
Lib right : "the ability to make money."
Lib left :" we are all actually animals. "
Auth left : "intelligence."
Auth right : *THE MEDITERRANEAN*
I am dead🤣🤣🤣
The Alps mountains, really.
@@tommarlin8110 Bro, back up...
@@tommarlin8110
What about the Romans?
@Afreen Farath iq and intelligence Is not the same thing.
Some interesting things to note:
1. Anarchist left never had their own verse at the start like the others. Rather, they just brought up issues with the other 3
2. Auth left and anarchist right didn’t really have beef, despite being pretty much polar opposites
3. The creator gave each pair of adjacent ideologies (4 of them) a chance to agree and disagree on at least one point each which was cool
@Valkyrae Commenter and it's from a Lego channel
Hi 👋
1. Ideologies & governments don't exist in an Anarchist Left utopia. Every individual self-governs in an AL utopia. There's no ideology or government to explain in verse. AL is fundamentally a disintegration of the other 3 quadrants.
2. They do strongly disagree with each other several times in the rap. I can give examples if you like. Let me know if you want them.
3. Yeah, I'm pretty satisfied with the video too. Sequels would be nice
dont wanna get political,go back making lego videos man its been long time
AVARITIONISM FK YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Pixar went in a weird direction with their sequel to inside.
*inside out,
Are you a cringelord?
*anywordotherthancringelord, are you a 12 year old gamer?
@@yusufgazi7 pretty sure inside was correct
you know, the 2007 horror movie? yeah that one
@@vegterble he said Pixar you idiot
@@yusufgazi7 yeah, no, i read that part
pixar's remake of inside had a sequel, this is it
silly boy
0/10 totalitarian right didn’t say the n-word
@Dietsche Rijck
No, Neo'z have a problem with minorities. They just can't say it outright anymore. They have to make the ideology palatable.
Which is why they switched from "nazo'" to "race realist" and what no t.
You can't just to brush pass that.
It directly ignores a crap tone of abuse against people just going about their day.
@Dietsche Rijck Its not that they like each other, they just wanted to separate themselves by race. Klansmen what only whites in America, while the nazi want to keep them as a separate class. Whether or not they agree about the end game, supremacy based ideas are always about separation from the other. American facsim is tribalism pervading under marxist theology. If you replace poor workers with a select class, you get a fascist instead of Communism as fascism is one group being superior, and communism as the nation being superior. Hence why the only major difference between Soviet union leadership and nazi leadership was control over capital in non essential markets.
@Dietsche Rijck Seeing as how these systems differ by benefits at different levels, I'd think it unwise to forget that someone always benefits. Your very statement that the Soviet union was a state capitalist system, is intended to deflect the fact it's a command economic system. Government investments are profited off it's people then redistributed back to those people in accordance with its policies. If you owned the world, there wouldn't be capital to be made, you could only spend it. When you speak about economic systems you must remember that politics is not economics. Socialism and communism both profess state distribution, only one wants to allow some people to make private business, as long as it benefits the state. Again who benefits is very important as both of these are essentially feudalism, but structural done through collective means rather than through a single individual. Meanwhile it also forces people to make money how the state sees fit. Capitalism allows people to be come rich, by allowing private investing and personal wealth. Personal wealth is luxury in which someone freely purchase things they dont need to better give money to others. One thing to note is how trade impacts your people, and every system has problems with trade. We started trade with china, then watched as our middle class vanished, since wealth from America in our consumer markets, was transfered to China for cheap goods. Goods we couldn't have produced primarily due to lack of resources. Supremacy is dominance, but there are many things to be dominant at.
oh no this comment section is getting political reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@Dietsche Rijck seeing as that were talking about systems of control, I just want to say, I understand what you're talking about . That being said, Youd need a one party system in order to balance corporate interests, since it would have to be fully operated by a board of companies. Not to mention in a system like this you would have to have a goal for society, since you're advocating for an authority based system. There have been plenty of historical systems that were Fascist that not only supported this idea of companies and government working together. The other examples are where government has control over those systems and that usually where Marxist economic ideas are in control.
I'm not in favor of having any government just giving in to business interests, as what I might see as a problem, they might not. Think about it for one second on your economic design. If companies have influence at the very top, our economy becomes solely dependent upon boosting those companies by stagnation of growth and merging companies together based on resources. Since resources are limited, what's gonna happen when they need more? What happens if it goes to war for resources? Companies working together is great, and having appropriate laws would solve our current problems in creating solutions that work to benefit people. If your primary beneficiary is not the governed, than you just built a slave state controlled by corporations.
Communism didn't build it's people to do what was best, but what the political elite wanted. In your self professed ideas, this would open up the country into elitism based on corporate loyalty and would remove multiple types of companies, and small businesses would almost completely vanish. The biggest problem comes down to society. Its proto-fascist at best and a slave state that is pretty much in vien of China. Not saying it would be since youd have to get people to buy into the system, then have to develop whom has say, and how to allocate change of policies. When ever you have economic and political systems under one banner it always seems to lead to a few devastating outcomes, mostly with blood and violence. Having authority in the hands of people without an agreed upon idea about where it's going, will also boost dissident relations between the ages and competency systems. It's hard to think about how your ideas can be abused by others, but it is worrisome that this is a viable solution to our problems. I just dont see a closed system being beneficial for corporations, unless you own the world.
>"Colonialism, is racism."
>"What's wrong with racism?"
>"Ok, please, shut the fuck up."
Lmfao
Stereotypes exist for a reason
Ooh you mean..... HUMAN DIFFERENCES I'M I RIGHT
Colonialism is not racism
@@user-wj9qj6yta15 Well not directly, but colonial powers used raciism to justify their actions
Centrist: Can't we just all agree on something for once?
Everyone else: No, We hate centrists!
*Mission failed successfully*
Your right.
@@isabellamathew9960 that's one things that unites extremists
@@fredericktoringibsonpurcel3440 Common extremist W
I hate liberals so much man
lol
Totalitarian Right: By men
Totalitarian Left: Bye men
Anarchist Right: Buy men
Anarchist Left: Bi men
Best comment.
This is absolutely the best comment I’ve seen thus far.
The cleverness is real
@@Sheerspeechcraft Probably because they all die.
@@Sheerspeechcraft communism
This is what the “I was born in the wrong generation” kids are gonna comment on in like 30 years
We'll be dead in 30 years.
(If we still live under capitalism)
Who's watching in 2050???
@@turf_tf Okay person who's ideology killed 100m+ people I'm pretty sure you are going to say "real communism has never been tried"
@@jnkerpol4211 real communism hasn't been tried. The USSR lasted for only 60 years.
Way too much time for actual communism. Real communists only last for 2 hours before expiring of degenerating brain matter.
@@jnkerpol4211 "acheived", though most would probably point out how ridiculous today number is.
I wonder if he knew three years ago that he would have completed a webseries, dabbled into schizopolitics, and ran for mayor of Ottowa
What? 😦
He is now a normal, regular, apolitical guy.
I completely belive everything you just said
This made me laugh so hard
I find it hilarious libertarian left and libertarian right find common ground on using psychedelic drugs
Well I'm a leftist anarchist with anarchist right friends so I can confirm it's accurate
@@stoleyourroll5325 as an ancap... i confirm aswell, want some?
Yes,only one difference
Anarco-communist: drugs for all
“Anarco” capitalism: drugs for the rich
One side uses them the other side sells them, that’s what I call a symbiotic relationship
@@stoleyourroll5325 Lib unity, now let's all do dmt
*This rap's so white it tried telling me to secure a future for it.*
We must secure the existance our raps and a future for white "dance" moves
@@elgatofelix8917 it sounds like you just shorted.
@@elgatofelix8917 God dammit Mr. President, what did I tell you about going on youtube comments!
If we're doing generalizations, isn't it the libtards who want the government to secure a future for them?
@@graham2014 so... wanting a government to govern is the same as wanting an ethnic genocide‽ I'll jot that down hun.
This is both the worst and the best rap I've ever heard.
it's a debate.
I'm not sure if this guy knows what flow is
Same
Khorne approves this comment
@@ServantOfSatania touche
How is all of these represented so well and so badly at the same time lmao
Tbh I see each one as truth lol
The ancaps don't give a fuck about any social thought as long it's consent and economic because the better the economy = better social norms
The ancoms being whiny and young like most of them are (including me at one point) saying everything is discrimination or racist/sexist
The commies blaming everything on the capitalist which is the reason most of them want to have a strong proletariat state to stop the spread of capitalism
And then theirs the neo n### who doesn't want to admit he's a fascist because he probably lives in America or something like most neo nazi does and prefer to be less suspicious so that his ideas is spreading toward the "masses"
Ikr
Because the political compass is a really bad way of conveying ideologies
Anarchist right wasn't even listening. He was just talking on the phone and it happened to line up with the rap.
She should be 15 by now
yeah, that just decreases the price. a shame
@@mariavanilla6781 that's great if ancap bought her, his assets are appreciating.
16?
17?
18?
Fuck it ok ask her, shes 18 you can do it
@@STB4G no, 18 is too old
@@halleys.comett agreed
when u don’t have a practical use for your political science degree
^Basically Jreg's backstory.
E4439qv5 didn’t he get a journalism bachelor’s degree?
deadass having the same idea rn
@Bulb 66 Extremist Literature Book Review.
Hello my Friend fuckin fence sitter
everyone gangsta until totalitarian centrism shows up
The WHOM?
2:14 kanye pr team moment
"All your spporters have anime profile pictures."
He's not wrong lol.
he really isn’t
No ancoms also have anime profile pics in my experience.
Oops
as an auth-right i have pfp of a black player in a different soccer team that I photoshoped myself
Didn't know Fallout is an anime
Red: I hate liberals
Blue: I hate liberals
Green: I hate liberals
Purple: I hate liberals
I’m confused
Green??
People in this reply section does not know what the fuck a liberal is and its sad.
@Mr.Whaler I beat all my life savings you’re an American. Only the USA considers liberals far left.
@@noodles5438 Green is anarchist, they are anti-capitalist too, because you have bosses in business who order you around.
Liberals, on the other hand, are bastion of private property.
Best control of the overall battle: LibLeft
Best style: LibRight
Best arguments: AuthLeft
Best flow: AuthRight
Final loser: Center
Oh ciao morte, sei anche qui
authleft is best overall, chad authlefts
how AuthLeft had best arguments?!
@Roniixx not anime but ok lol
@Roniixx cry about it centrist
Me logging in and out of my 4 reddit side accounts to argue with myself because it's cheaper than therapy
That is genius
Lmao
Nicely done 😂👍
Flow: 0/10
Comedy: 10/10
1, there a few ok parts
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
some good flow
I'd say flow is like 5/10
But yeah the humor is 10/10
Most certainly, the Flow is shit, it’s really just a conversation with a beat behind it.
You're canceled for not giving the left-anarchist cat ears.
i want this
I know many authoritarian right who would greatly disagree with you.
@@loucypher1060 wasn't there a cat girl guy I remember some lefty streamer brought him up to make fun of him for being a fascist.
😁
I want a left anarchist with cat ears
3:02 nazi when ancap says something dumb
3:37 ancap when nazi says something dumb
love how anarchist right and totalitarian right correct each other to not get a bad reputation from the left the whole song.
Broke: World War III
Woke: World War II 2
WORLD WAR II 2
@@pablograssdestroyerofass6965 electric boogaloo
II world II wars: nuclear boogaloo
@Marc Hughes Ascended: World War 1 3
Valve would be proud
"Ew, not for free!" If he was a TRUE capitalist, he would accept it for free, then sell it to someone else for a price.
No, because if it's free he would assume it was worthless meaning if he did try to sell it, it would end up not decreasing profit the reason for this is for two possible outcomes. One no one would want to buy a worthless or low-quality product which would waste time, therefore, waste money. Possibility two is that if he does sell it, the consumer might find that it's bad or of low quality, his competitors use it as a slander tool he then would loose profit because fewer people would want to buy from him.
I'm sorry by the time I finished I realized how stupid it was but I already finished it so I had to commit
@@zamlightning7341 Perhaps he could take it and inspect it? Or would that cost too much time (and therefore money) to do so?
@@kaizoisevil ya probably for how little the payout would be
@@zamlightning7341 lol that's true but like. One tiem i bought something for 30k in a game and sold it for 100k lmfao
Nightmare blunt rotation
Why didn’t totalitarian right say the n word :(
(Satire ofc)
"There the left goes again calling everyone fascist!"
"Yeah, it's very hurtful!"
*"YOU'RE ACTUALLY FASCIST!"*
Fascists were national socialists.
@@mikehoot3978 if you're talking about Hitler I'm sorry to tell you that the Nazi party intentionally used the term socialism to brand itself as left leaning despite its actual policies not reflecting the ideology they slapped on their fascism
@@laurenlizzbeth You have to study fascism and Nazism. Mussolini and Hitler. The left is repeating what you say to get rid of that brand of socialism (as if theirs were better). Both were hardcore anti-capitalists and anti-individualists. You have to read their statements and books. And especially what they did in their totalitarian governments.
They were national socialists.
@Awawawa CM Again with the same idiocy. Now you're adding more brutalities.
1- Killing socialists does not make you a capitalist. Stalin and Mao also killed many socialists.
Hitler and Mussolini killed many Marxists and social democrats, that does not deny a bit that they were socialists.
The capitalists in their regimes were obedient to the party, which set prices and wages. The complete opposite of the market.
2- Capitalism is collectivism? hahahaha Capitalism is necessary individualist because private property is in an individual capacity. The Nazis and Fascists were as collectivist as you are socialist. But instead of being materialistic classists, they were nationalistic racists. That's why they killed the so-called enemies of the proletariat and the Aryan race respectively.
3- The Nazis were not glorified by either conservatives or classical liberals; they were fought and defeated in the second war. And then denigrated in films and literature. Only a very harsh nationalist or identitarians could be somehow close to them. The ones who did make a pact with the Nazis before the war were the Soviets.
And finally, what the Western left did was to try to separate itself from the Nazis, as if the Marxist left were less murderous and brutal.
@@mikehoot3978 Yes, in the same way that North Korea is democratic, by the people, or a republic: in name only. Hitler himself said that the Nazi form of socialism is in no way associated with Marxian socialism.
bro the windows start screen is getting weird
I edited this comment because youtube is more likely to show it to you if I do
best comment
Yea it's supposed to be yellow, not purple
this has made my day and all days after
Yep.
@@windowslogo3577 This is like when you make a joke about your manager and he's standing right behind you without you noticing
I love how stereotypical this is, I can see so many people raging and laughing at this at the same time and its great
with one video there was irreparable damage to political discourse
yes, no i'm not an ancap i'm a libertarian, yes there is a difference
@@RandomRothbardian when free competition will always lead to monopolies because competitions have winners
@@PolythenePam0451youtube reply moment. Always turns to political discussion
There should be a sitcom about four people in the compass who live together as roommates.
i need that in my life
I am so fucking down for that
That wouldn't last long as Anarchist Right would be only rarely seen as he is busy arming the Mc. Nukes and buying fully grown women,while Totalitarian Right and Totalitarian Left unite for the first 15 Minutes to rape and then kill Anarchist Left and then spend the rest of the Episode trying to kill each other,and at the end Anarchist Right comes home at night to see that everyone else is already dead and that the weird centrist guy they all knew from College has moved in and that he wanted to make dinner for himself and also shower but couldn't decide what he should do and thus spend all his time on doing exactly nothing.
Or maybe a political thriller. I can see it now: Tom Clancy's "The Compass". An ex-CIA agent races against time to restore law and order as he dodges assassins from all four quadrants.
I will help to fund this!
“Though I will say, not the biggest fan of the Jews”
“Globalists! He means globalists, work with me here.”
Killed me
As much as i'm lukewarm on the rest of the video, goddamn it I was slain by that line.
Fädernesland
Not at all.
Not completely wrong though
Same thing *cough* Rothschilds
They're pretty much the same exact thing.
Auth right: By god
Auth left: Bye god
Lib right: Buy god
Lib left: Bi god
Genius!😂
By den
Bye den
Buy den
Bi den
😂😂😂😂
idk what this means but i like it @@akorn9943
I sure hope this doesn’t get political
Petition for him to re-record this vid with the proper character voices
Corwin Keylon yes
Auth Left - Russian accent
Auth Right - Shouting man waving arms everywhere
Lib Left - Squirmy ANTIFA boy
Lib right - Posh Business man
@@MichaelJ44 lib left vuash voice
I join
Yes
Ancap: “the only color I see is green”
Also ancap: is purple
Those glasses have colored glass, that's why he sees green
Mr. Miacis his glasses are blue tho
I thought he said greed
He's colorblind be nice
Actually our main colors are yellow and black. Yellow for capitalism, black for anarchism. I'm not sure where the colors for the political compass libertarian corner come from. Although I have actually seen some where the libertarian corners were yellow, perhaps more appropriately.
0/10 Anarchist left doesn't look like a girl
3:36 "Shut the fuck up" lmao
this is so cringey but like in a really good way
That's the best way to describe it.
@@elgatofelix8917 no u
Ingersoll Lockwood cringey is a word you boomer
@@elgatofelix8917 What makes a word, then?
@@elgatofelix8917 grammar evolves old man. the -y suffix is very much real and the word cringe exist. also the video is bad, rapping wise but its funny. the quadrants arent exactly accurate either but its an exaggeration of the stereotypes.
also, kindly fuck off
Anarchist right was busy trying to have a business meeting
"Buisness"
@@NoTwo I mean $14 is $14
about buying a 14 year old girl
@@miniyodadude6604 hey money's money
@@cryo2156 recreational McNuke costs too much let's just have him taste a little bit of recreational mustard gas
"If the people are white"
The countless South American Fascists: *confusion noises*
Fascists value their own race. White superiority is a myth of fascism.
Just put Eurocentrism. There. Now you have Germans, Bavarians, Alsatians, Austrian , Spain etc.
South America has a mix of those.
Some South Americans are white, there are plenty of people of German descent in Argentina, for example
Epic
@@cara-seyun There are more ethnic Italians and Spaniards in Argentina than Germans. Still white, though.
how the hell is this only 3 years old? It totaly feels like a true youtube classic
Ah, back when AnCap was purple and Commie didn't have a strong Russian accent.
Thomas Wood And Nazi didn’t have the navy cap
Everyone knows purple lib-right is the pedophile and yellow lib-right is the regular ancap
Homeless Engineer It wasn’t always that way. Purple used to be the actual color of Libright (not even for jreg or PCM, it was just like that) but then people realized yellow is much more fitting
@@TisLasagnus That's fair
and Ancom doesn't sound like super triggered REEEEEEE
I love how captions have symbols for who is talking and the centrist is just a doughnut 🍩
Doughnut theory that's why it's a doughnut btw :)
Omg I just turned subtitles on
@@hugofredriksson7041 Donut theory is inherently flawed and is rapidly being replaced by crosshairs theory.
My favorite thing is the difference between English and English (United States) is that the American version doesn't censor the swastikas.
Kakyoin is a filthy centrist?
As a Libertarian Left I can confirm Every other tiles on the board are Baddies
Hello! I have a very important question. I'm currently torn between Left Libertarian, or Right Libertarian. They are both socially progressive, but their views differ economically. Most Right Libertarians are fiscally conservative, but I don't know if that's "good" or "bad." My question is, which would you recommend? Thank you in advance!🌈☺️👍
@@connorschronicles810 You Could Take the Libertarian Center if you want to
“He means globalists”
LMAOOOOO
when anarchist left said "how do all of these ideologies suck so much?" i felt that.
Then the anarchist left went and fought for the minorities by looting Mr Yang's grocery store.
@@MidWitAndProud nah most of us are against that. Thats probs a small business by the name, so i dont stand for looting that.
That being *said.*
IF IT'S A CHAIN, IT'S FREE RAIN!!!
@@MidWitAndProud It is frustrating for a true *ANARCHIST* to see that but it's more frustrating for the innocent minorities who see their names sullied due to the actions of people who are not part of the minorities.
@@Echani3007 That's leftist anarchists, though. I doubt the more egoist types of anarchism really care either way.
@@starrynight1165 you are the exception not the rule. Most of you can say you're against looting but the end result is still millions in losses and no prominent voices speaking out against it. Kinda like how Maoist said they were for the people of China and still ended up erasing most of their history.
When you make fun of every political “side” but still make fun of centrists. I respecc dat.
athe lightz yea he did.
The enlighted ape-political
@@MMenyan The reason it did not feel that way is because LibLeft was the comedy "straight man" aka the one reacting. The others threw several jabs in his direction and he never really presented his own case.
athe lightz he did call them out for being contradictory
@@MMenyan Its all about perspective, I think it depends on how much you agree with them, for example if you don't like genocide, he was making fun of the auth right, but if you do, he wasn't
LETS GOOO GREEEEEEN
Ew, different corner of a silly compass, keep you socialists ideals away from me and my capitialist kids
@@SqueakyMcSqueaks we're coming for your kids boo fear us
@@lolaqosw8459 what? Ohhh im on the bottom right, instead of us complaining to government we prefer a much better idea of using a semi automatic (or fully if you're lucky) rifle to destory your dumbass
Green and purple are based. The totalitarian ones are cringe
@@dd6742 don't know about the purple one, kinda throws me off...
why does it feel like the whole time Ancom is the only one who does not endorse something horrible
'At least the people I kill are people I'm trying to.'
Well... He's not wrong.
@Angad Grewal
...he didn't miss either...
I mean, people can starve under any political system.
@@theviniso
Yeah, but the commies tend to make it a competitive sport
@Angad Grewal
Un͏c͏l͏e͏ Ad͏o͏l͏f͏ s͏p͏e͏n͏t͏ t͏h͏e͏ r͏e͏s͏t͏ o͏f͏ h͏i͏s͏ l͏i͏f͏e͏ i͏n͏ Ar͏g͏e͏n͏t͏i͏n͏a͏, c͏o͏m͏m͏i͏e͏ f͏a͏g͏g͏o͏t͏.
@DrunkAussie imagine not knowing the difference between communism and state capitalism.
Centrist: what about we find something we all agree on!
Every square: you’re right! We all hate you!
I got it to 420 likes, no one change it
That's why I'm hated
Mission failed successfully
r e c t a n g l e
good job explaining the joke :/
I like how they all say "your actually facist!" after going at each other's throats
Except for the Nazi. fake and insincere like always
Jreg changed voice of every character except the Nazi does that mean Jreg is actually a 😳
i like how theres the subliminal romance between auth.
and the rights trying to stop each other from saying stupid things
Begone fujoshit!
@@tablo1394 Well, he did end up saying “This is why I can’t associate with you!” and Anarchist Left pretty much said the same thing about Totalitarian Left.
There’s some bleed over into all of them, which is why there are Centrists, but it’s countered by how extreme each one is.
Nazbol moment
Bottom text.
authright hates me, so there is no romance.
But what if the C H I L D C O N S E N T S
Then you're not violating the NAP so it's chill
@@JREG the way I like it
I would give you a like but that would ruin the 69 likes.
@@JREG ...I sense a slight daperton reference...
Cheese_Taktics that’s the logic trans parents use
"The guy below me is super gay!" "The guy there up has 10 types of mental issues!"
The compass
r/politicalcompassmemes be like
that 14 year old is legal now
damn it, he doesn't want her anymore now :(
Can we appreciate the fact that AnCom did this whole rap while high on DMT?
Can we appreciate that AnCap did this without charging us premium?
420 babyyY
Not sure how they were functioning 😂. LSD maybe, but straight DMT?
@@enbyrogue3740 i can talk and stand up and pace around on dmt...its not as intoxicating as people think
@@residuefingerz Different effects for different people 🤷🏻♀️. My friend just sits down and lays back the entire time without moving much at all. I've never taken it myself, though I'd love to, but I'm just reporting from what I've seen
Authoritarian Right: What’s wrong with genocide?
Anarchist Right: What’s wrong with slavery?
Authoritarian Left: What’s wrong with starvation?
Anarchist Left: What’s wrong with crime?
yeah the libertarian right def supports slavery
@TheBmo4538 I'm not saying they would prevent it they wouldn't care slavery should be in the blue part
3:04
Well said.
The Senate slavery hurts freedom, everything that hurts freedom's abominated by libertarian right, a libertarian who stands for slavery isnt a libertarian
I must make it clear, I do not support any of these political ideologies, but in terms of entertainment and comedy I like anarcho-capitalist the best.
I KEEP TELLING YOU IT'S EPHEBOPHILIA
Ancap was pretty damn funny in this 😂
Ancap is best. Bring the kids; they'll love NAP time!
I kinda like the electro beat that fades in when he starts singing in that one part. His interactions with authright were hillarious too.
I unironically learned a lot from this video
"...all of you guys have anime profile pictues" THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN!!!
Wait, we all watch anime?! Well, not the centrists. Fuck the centrists, but we all probably would argue which anime is better so I’m still gonna bash everyone’s skull in with a bat. Anarchy!
Ummm
Yuno_Gasai your waifu is shit
You forgot the part where the fascist says “THATS DEGENERATE”
…............…….
I'm supposed to be writing an essay about political extremism...
Tereza Varaďová its been 2 weeks how did it go?
@@Ipodcrazy I'm almost done actually. But I hate it.
Tereza Varaďová oof. Sprinkle in some Nihilism for extra smart points
You were on the right vid...
Just sing the rap.
4:53 I heard "isn't that enough to bond the four of you?" as "....to _bomb_ the four of you" until captions corrected me. So the centrist wasn't advocating for nuking Weeaboos after all...
This was the first video Id seen by Jregory. He helped me get into politics, where I eventually found own framework. The conclusion of Centricide was a work of art, and it really showed his skills as an Artist. Love him.
Unironically very wholesome and based, good for you.
Me too
"all of you have anime profiles"
Hahahah ha.. Oh wait..
Please no
@@anna570 homestuck is anime trust me.
I won't lie; the most over the top cartoons for the most over the top people does kinda make sense..
I'm a centrist with an anime pfp, kill me
shit
My eyes trying to catch up to the next person rapping: ↖️➡️↙️⬆️⬇️↘️⬅️↗️↖️
Use captions (there're symbols on the left and right of their lines)!
underrated comment
Big head mode unlocked
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What super does this
As an actual right leaning libertarian I'd like to point out that it wouldn't be pedophilia or ephebophilia. It would be hebephilia.
The what now?
@@TheWandererOfDreams by definition pedophillia is attraction to PRE pubescent people, that means, before puberty, most people have already gone through puberty at 14, so clinically speaking it's nto pedophillia
@@shubhuman oh shit.
@@shubhuman why did you feel the need to add "clinically speaking"...?
@@nviolet152 because people use the term pedophillia interchangeably with having sexual intercourse with minors, when that's not completely accurate
I like how tot-right is just a straight up school $##ter, like look at his hands when other people are singing
I mean it’s accurate to real life lmao.
"The supporters of all of you have anime profile pictures"
Pointing out the real problems
I wonder which camp a random Katyusha from _Girls Und Panzer!_ would fall in...
Uh oh
There's no problem with center-leaning left or right.
You can still make decisions, you can still keep a fight!
oh no
@@E4439Qv5 authright
“There the left goes again, calling everyone fascists.”
“Yeah, it’s very hurtful.”
“You’re actually facist!!”
😂 😂
i was laughing at the joke mate,,,, im not a leftist, im a right wing centrist
I mean, it's true so I don't mind
@Kerosin Fuchs well I can say that is the same with the left, just inverted with the right that calls everyone commie
@Kerosin Fuchs how will capitalism work without a state enforcing the capitalist order? What if I gather up a thousand people to take over someone else's property? Will they have to employ a thousand mercenaries to get it back? Will every rich person need to have their own armies? Free markets can exist outside of capitalism you know
@Kerosin Fuchs so you think capitalism is just a synonym of free market?
I love how auth right and lib right both thought the other was too extreme. I liked their casual camaraderie too
_"Though I will say--not a big fan of the Jews."_
*"Uh- globalists. He means globalists."*
_"What? No I don't."_
*"WORK WITH ME HERE!"*
...
_"I don't want genocide, I just want an ethnostate."_
-"What if people don't want to leave?"-
_"Then we have a genocide and it's great!"_
*"Ugh, this is why I can't associate with you!"*
*"What's wrong with slaves? Slaves are fine."*
_"Listen, dude, this is not the time."_
_"What's wrong with racism?"_
*"Please shut the fuck up."*
*"There the left goes again calling everyone fascist."*
_"Yeah, it's very hurtful-"_
*"YOU'RE ACTUALLY FASCIST!"*
“$13.50 final offer” was hilarious
I would like you to know I watch this at least once a day
hi1dk I have it on my Spotify and bop to it way too often.
Same
Those are rookie numbers.
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my teacher thought this was an educational video, and she showed it in class. a great introduction to jreg.
:0 did you watch the whole video
ZakTheMagikarp 3:25
@@cyruscheng499 that's not too bad actually
It is honestly
Not really
Totalitarian right real; “I AM ADOLF HI-“
“COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH”
"OH AND LITTLE KNOWN FACT... ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC!"
YOU ARE VADER WITH YOUR LITTLE BOOTS AND CAPE
@@Walleyedwosaik AND HELMET TO COVER UP THAT BURNT ASS FACE
@@TheSpooncerYOU HAVE THE FORCE TO MOVE OBJECTS
ancap trying so hard to not be associated with auth right is the funniest thing
"We should do genocide"
"Or maybe not"
"They both make such compelling arguments!"
Almost no one on the right is actually calling for genocide, though.
@@gabrielfraser2109 ...almost
@@gabrielfraser2109 Anyone who calls for a white ethnostate or is concerned about replacement, basically is tho.
Gabriel Fraser I am
TornadoATP true.
0:54 Clearly a western spy. It is "our ideology" not "my"
doggo well, if he said our side is the best that could mean three things. That they think the left side is right, that they think the authoritarians are right, or they are talking about them self which would not be grammatically accurate. But, they are definitely a western spy and we should round up the firing squad.
I won't allow him into OUR swamp
Communist Shrek you western spy! If you were truly with us then you would have said “WE won’t let him in OUR swamp”!
Good work comrade. *WE'RE* lucky *WE* noticed this. *WE* thank *US*
Should've put that in the rap
"Come here fascist scum, feel some communist pain." I don't know why, but that was my favorite part.
I like how even as a joke, this is still kinda accurate to the general political beliefs of people in those squares. Props to the anarchist left for spitting facts.
The anime profile pic line was the hardest of truths
yeah thats true
Agreed, I would know
i have an anime pfp and im not degenerate
Sazilla true
@@hidekihbr oh yeah yeah
"What's wrong with slavery? Slaves are fine."
"Listen dude it's not the time"
ROFL
sadly that happens all the time in real life
when people pick sides they are mixed up
notice how occasional the 2 authoritarians unite against the libertarians but sometimes the right unites against the left
that results in people insulting someone like a fascist for wanting to own slaves or a communist being chaotic
Ciao bro
@@unitedstates4912 to be honest I prefer rightist unity and leftist unity. Political tribes are too much tbh, It'd be less confusing If leftist ideologies worked with other leftists, and rightist ideologies worked together with other rightists. Sometimes this happens but all this "authoritarian" and "libertarian" unity makes zero sense, left/right define authoritarian/libertarian in different ways.
Slavery goes against the NAP pedophilia too, and also intellectual property doesn't exist as a Right
@@albertoiturra6231 As an authoritarian rightist, I agree with this. Intellectual property is not a right.
Something tells me that comment section might get a bit political, idk what tells me tho.
0/10 video, its too political
Founding document of
r/policalcompasmemes
"at least the people i kill im trying to" that is GOLD
*Bold of you to assume Stalin wasn't trying to kill all 25 million soldiers he sent to their deaths against the Germans with no guns and juiced up on meth*
@@plasmakitten4261 He was trying to kill those people, but even more people starved because the idea was such a failure.
@@crosh3301 what idea, fighting world war II? You're talking about two different things at once here.
@@plasmakitten4261 communism.
@@crosh3301 sending people to die in WWII and starving people via shitty state planned economies is not the same thing
-9/10 the AuthRight didnt say the n-word, the AuthLeft didnt have a russian accent, the LibLeft didnt have a mask and the centrist didnt grill anything >:(((((
In all fairness, this video was created before the grill meme.
The most deadly connection would be authleft and libright in my opinion
i mean anyone who refuses to wear a mask is just dumb
@@mrfakename8778 i meant a gas mask, but yes i totally agree
bro this is literally you mashing 4 jokes that were made into a comment for likes, get a life
this coming out 5 years ago is terrifying
day one of listening to this every day for a decade
The rap is pretty funny, but I wish there were some visual indicator who was currently speaking (like maybe that quadrant lights up or something)
HEMA Memes yeah that confused me as well
I found the captions are really helpful.
HEMA Memes turn on captions
HEMA Memes its easy to tell if you listen to their points
Turn on captions. They have symbols specifying who is currently talking
Totalitarian Left: "This guy's a treat"
Also the Totalitarian Left: "Come near me and it's world war II 2"
Molotov-Ribbentrop pact in a nutshell
self defense
It sounds like totalitarian left is being a tsundere toward the totalitarian right.
Nazbol-Gang
Gang gang
Gang gang gang
Gang gang gang gang
...
@@averyseriousguy5784 with yt translate this reads
"Nazbol Gang
Time and time again
Time time time
Time time time time"
which i think is kinda sweet
As a person who hates everyone, I can confirm this is accurate.
“I’ll speak for the people whether they want me to or not.” If that isn’t the most accurate depiction of the auth-left idk what is.