A Communist Gets Into The Stock Market

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  • @TheJanitorIsIn
    @TheJanitorIsIn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10402

    False. Ancap wouldnt have said "define 'exploiting'". He would say "define 'children'".

    • @patrickforsyth9880
      @patrickforsyth9880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +748

      "i keep telling you it's ephebophilia"
      -ancap

    • @specialknees6798
      @specialknees6798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      @@patrickforsyth9880 fr. dudes on the right claim to hate political correctness and then say “I’m not a neo-Nazi, I’m a *white nationalist* “

    • @yorukaadams940
      @yorukaadams940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Right-wingers will laugh at brutalism then stack toilet paper and biscuits together and call it a fucking echo of the ancient Greek classics.

    • @specialknees6798
      @specialknees6798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@shaykhmhssi3246 fr. I’m a lefty and I like racist jokes depending on the context and the person saying it. When right wingers talk about edgy humor, it almost always is just a blatantly racist statement that they actually believe. And then, “no I hate everyone equally!!”

    • @Lazypackmule
      @Lazypackmule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@shaykhmhssi3246 Outside of actual white supremacists, the opposition to leftists making jokes about "hating white people"(funny how you say the right are the ones in this situation trying to cover up bigotry) is generally based on an opposition to hypocrisy
      It isn't disingenuous to hold someone to their own standards, only to break your own

  • @francisjones7940
    @francisjones7940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4031

    "Red? What are you doing?"
    "I AM FUNDING ISIS"
    Why is that so funny?

    • @starseed96
      @starseed96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Funding Isis: th-cam.com/video/ZeFJkGfaoxs/w-d-xo.html

    • @drunkexperiter738
      @drunkexperiter738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      because it's a humorous joke made to be funny

    • @nob2243
      @nob2243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Well... there's a joke about the Soviet-Afghan war and the funding of rebels to be made here, but I can't quite put my finger on it

    • @yveltalgaming1272
      @yveltalgaming1272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      because it's real - an Italian communist actually supports ISIS. pmli.it/articoli/2015/20151015_scuderiletussupporttheislamicstate.html

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      1: 400th like
      2: the fucking delivery of that line was PERFECT

  • @ManintheArmor
    @ManintheArmor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3074

    “I used the capitalism to destroy the capitalism.”
    - Communist Thanos

    • @sdagoth3037
      @sdagoth3037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Congratulations Jreg, you're a prophet

    • @nivk1126
      @nivk1126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      that is a marxist idealogy

    • @onlyhereformoney175
      @onlyhereformoney175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      420th like

    • @nivk1126
      @nivk1126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Mason Bee that’s the stupidest shit i’ve ever fucking heard. define socialism

    • @CEO_Of_Racism-fk3qv
      @CEO_Of_Racism-fk3qv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Mason Bee wat?

  • @nasirsharaf6299
    @nasirsharaf6299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2577

    This hits different post Gamestop

    • @vagatronics
      @vagatronics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      gme is ongoing

    • @muninnsmith7958
      @muninnsmith7958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'm buying gme with part of every paycheck I get for infinity.

    • @georgeheld1901
      @georgeheld1901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Oh wait I just realized this was posted pre GME

    • @josh256m8
      @josh256m8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why

    • @spencermorga6831
      @spencermorga6831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hell yeah lmfao

  • @Spartanoffaith
    @Spartanoffaith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3575

    Commie is so mad he can't even stay in focus.

    • @LakeGameCreepr
      @LakeGameCreepr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      _badum tss_

    • @chiefzombie9184
      @chiefzombie9184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Commie is so mad he can't even keep his accent.

    • @devlynwavis5480
      @devlynwavis5480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this is cool th-cam.com/video/dvHkX94vfh4/w-d-xo.html

    • @matthewtylergee
      @matthewtylergee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me the classical libertarian laughing at him on the verge of a brain aneurysm: 😂😂😂

    • @penderyn8794
      @penderyn8794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      State socialist is so mad he wrongly calls himself an anti-statist communist

  • @edwinmizen8330
    @edwinmizen8330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3848

    The Chinese Communist Party embraces Dengism (colorized: 1978)

    • @giuseppe_cascio
      @giuseppe_cascio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      With funny colors

    • @oihanlarranegi472
      @oihanlarranegi472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I thought that was going to be the joke, honestly

    • @kwj5059
      @kwj5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      damn so true

    • @iainhansen1047
      @iainhansen1047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Accuracy 100

    • @Endernax
      @Endernax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      All hail the great leader Xi Xinping

  • @goosebumper88
    @goosebumper88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3111

    "Did you make that money by exploiting children?"
    "Heavens no, I pay someone to exploit children for me."

    • @kenatodd1767
      @kenatodd1767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @ apple

    • @radioactiverat8751
      @radioactiverat8751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Define... "children"

    • @matei8master8
      @matei8master8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's EXACTLY what I was gonna say XD

    • @toootdooot710
      @toootdooot710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A strange way to run government

    • @mslightbulb
      @mslightbulb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RadioactiveRat homo Sapiens in their early stage of development. Usually characterized between the ages of 4-14, depends on culture.

  • @antaresmaelstrom5365
    @antaresmaelstrom5365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    I love the disgust in the burning money segment: "It is extremely profitable."

    • @RandomRothbardian
      @RandomRothbardian 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      and it reduces inflation too, however it does have the downside of the Us government arresting you for destroying currency

  • @Trazynn
    @Trazynn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    Jreg's "comedY" is irresponsibly legitimising Dogecoin.

    • @InfinityBeingYT
      @InfinityBeingYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Better invest now!

    • @FlippinT
      @FlippinT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      INVEST

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      _t o. t h e. m o o n._

    • @gristCollector
      @gristCollector 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dogecoin isn't legitimate?

    • @jonny2931
      @jonny2931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@gristCollector Unironically has just been increasing in value over the past 4 years. It's embarrassing that people didn't invest in dogecoin when you think about it

  • @haslett_
    @haslett_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3845

    everything Jreg does comes back to accelerationism and his secret not-so-secret crush on Nick Land.

    • @hamyzschidenfeld3215
      @hamyzschidenfeld3215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Foolish, Nick Land is just a bit, his REAL crush is on Edward Snowden (he's not gay, he just hates the NSA).

    • @bemersonbakebarmen
      @bemersonbakebarmen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Anti Centrism is basically acceleracionism

    • @jawharz9759
      @jawharz9759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nick Land didn't invent accelerationism. It's been part of leftists discourse for a long time

    • @pietrogulyaev
      @pietrogulyaev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jawharz9759 sauce?

    • @jawharz9759
      @jawharz9759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@pietrogulyaev "But, in general, the protective system of our day is conservative, while the free trade system is destructive. It breaks up old nationalities and pushes the antagonism of the proletariat and the bourgeoisie to the extreme point. In a word, the free trade system hastens the social revolution. It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor of free trade."
      Marx 1848

  • @gmbrusselsprout
    @gmbrusselsprout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1030

    Sounds like r/WallStreetBets decided to follow the accelerationist route of screwing with markets to dismantle elements of Capitalism. GameStop Calls anyone?

    • @TheLostArchangel666
      @TheLostArchangel666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup!

    • @florianzippel6778
      @florianzippel6778 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You need to hold stocks tho. With opiton calls you only personally profite from the situation

    • @nachfullbarertrank5230
      @nachfullbarertrank5230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The squeeze wasn't caused by wallstreetbets, it was caused by hedge funds

    • @DameOfDiamonds
      @DameOfDiamonds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Commies don't understand economics, the movement was by people on the alt right and conservatives

    • @kamenridergnostikos4084
      @kamenridergnostikos4084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@DameOfDiamonds Holy shit I can't believe you actually buy that shit that's hilarious.
      Conservatives? Sure - in the American, "everyone right-wing from ancaps to republicans and all the way to neo-Nazi's is called a conservative and there is no nuance" sense of the word. WSB is not the left-accelerationists some people seem to think they are. They're fucking stock traders. They wanted to make money. That's all. Alt-right, though? Bruh.

  • @solace8355
    @solace8355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    I like the “Fuck the state, all my homies hate the state” poster in the background

  • @smorcrux426
    @smorcrux426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1628

    you missed the best possible sponsorship for robinhood.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, honestly until the video ended i thought at any moment he'd look at the camera and say "this video was brought to you by [stock thing]. Sign up at [stock thing].com/jreg for a free 5 dollars to start investing."

    • @moonlight-hm4bh
      @moonlight-hm4bh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      When he said "I'm Following Trends" I Think it would be a ad for it

    • @HaloDude557
      @HaloDude557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fuck robinhood I lost $7000 because of their unreliable shit system

    • @LeviForWaifu
      @LeviForWaifu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HaloDude557 So you lost $7k on a day trade?

    • @HaloDude557
      @HaloDude557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LeviForWaifu yes I had extremely risky options that lost about 33% of their value in the opening hour. Could not sell because Robinhood servers shit themselves with the high volume.

  • @shionbruhgami
    @shionbruhgami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    “i Am FUndiNG iSIs”
    >red
    >soviet afghan war

    • @normieloser6969
      @normieloser6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RIGHT?!

    • @MarbleClouds
      @MarbleClouds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      WEVE COME FULL CIRCLE

    • @armandovaiandando6472
      @armandovaiandando6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's what the Chinese did during the Afghan War.

    • @zombiechibixd
      @zombiechibixd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Funny though because AuthCom despise religion.

    • @shionbruhgami
      @shionbruhgami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zombiechibixd they are the religion ;)

  • @0hate9
    @0hate9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    I like how Commie is literally the best at stock trading, but has absolutely no idea how to enact political change. it's like he's got the skillset of Ancap for some reason

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I mean, later in the series, anarkiddies turned out to be pure Aryan and nationalism has Jewish DNA.

    • @gladys2563
      @gladys2563 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@minhducnguyen9276I wonder what ancap does have that he is against.

  • @borignev9087
    @borignev9087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    "I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism! Post-nuclear wastelands!"

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      [Lauhghs in bottle caps]

    • @joaomarcelo742
      @joaomarcelo742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ...sbace!!!

    • @Gothstana
      @Gothstana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

    • @aztecgodhuzluiospd1033
      @aztecgodhuzluiospd1033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nothing can possibly go wrong!

    • @retardcorpsman
      @retardcorpsman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dudes went full Podaist on this one

  • @legateelizabeth
    @legateelizabeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1915

    I legitimately know somebody who unironically went through this journey and came out the other end unironically advocating for nuclear war because they think the only way to make our system better is by annihilating it completely. Still haven't figured out how to talk them out of it and give them some hope back.

    • @tofolcano9639
      @tofolcano9639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Make them read Marx, that always helps me when I feel like I've lost my path 🙏

    • @caseyb1346
      @caseyb1346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Why talk him out of it? He's right.

    • @ahmedamine24
      @ahmedamine24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      Tell them pandemics and global warming will do the trick, at least until automation transcends the need for humans. Then, whoever owns the robots gets to decide if we live in "Elysium", "Ancapistan", or "Fully Automated Luxury Space Communism".

    • @CombineWatermelon
      @CombineWatermelon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ahmedamine24 we gotta nuke em all before that happens

    • @ciananmeagher9005
      @ciananmeagher9005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Your friend sounds pretty based

  • @TheLostArchangel666
    @TheLostArchangel666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    ... Is Jreg a prophet?
    Y'know, the whole gamestop thing going on - it's pretty much this.

    • @pacotaco1246
      @pacotaco1246 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah he must be

    • @hwiatslgeord2887
      @hwiatslgeord2887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Buy and hold 🚀🚀🚀

    • @distritofederal7187
      @distritofederal7187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know what this have to do with commie, or the episode in general...

    • @butterskywalker8785
      @butterskywalker8785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@distritofederal7187 basically damaging the stock market using capitalism

    • @HaxxorElite
      @HaxxorElite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@butterskywalker8785 Its not damaging it, just using it. Arent you allowed to buy and sell stocks?

  • @conker690
    @conker690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    “Commie, that doesn’t make any sense!”
    Ancap proving he doesn’t understand capitalism once again.

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Nor communism

    • @donovantownshend8783
      @donovantownshend8783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WiloPolis03 yes, ancaps are often just centrists wrapped in fear wrapped in Ben Shapiro

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@donovantownshend8783 Nah Ancaps are either 14 or wish they were 14

    • @donovantownshend8783
      @donovantownshend8783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@WiloPolis03 true

    • @Politictrolerandenthusiast
      @Politictrolerandenthusiast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@WiloPolis03 tbh ancaps just confused on the age department like they don't know what defined as children, humans, and adulthood. And btw this is a literal problem most far right ancap debate on

  • @dustind4694
    @dustind4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    "What are you doing noooooow?"
    "I am funding ISIS!"
    Accelerationism: not even once.

  • @keksentdecker
    @keksentdecker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    this is the story how ancap showed Tankie how to trade comission free using robinhood

    • @kapitankapital6580
      @kapitankapital6580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      and then losing all his money because the app crashed/server issues

    • @michaelcollins1196
      @michaelcollins1196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just so Ancap can get the reference promo

  • @jmeals1
    @jmeals1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    This video became even better now that a bunch of people are collectively fucking over wall st

  • @grantmanor6642
    @grantmanor6642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    This video is for the "I miss the old Jreg" commenters.

    • @matthewware8973
      @matthewware8973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This video is for NAZBOL GANG

  • @WasThisMail
    @WasThisMail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    I now remember why tankie is the best character

  • @harrisonschneider8333
    @harrisonschneider8333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    The best that commie and ancap have ever gotten along

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "Revolution can wait, I have to short or I'll lose a lot of money"

  • @chilln0648
    @chilln0648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    I’m convinced that the world is literally becoming a Jreg video in real life now.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      well it would please my ego to nuke the world

    • @davak72
      @davak72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@big_sea Just ask Putin to start the ball rolling at this point

    • @Demonetization_Symbol
      @Demonetization_Symbol ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why?

    • @soap699
      @soap699 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Demonetization_Symbol inflation, police brutality, corruption in police, corruption in government, shitty president, evil corporations, exploitation and last but not least the riots

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      the world's always been a jreg video, it just took jreg to show us how we actually look

  • @hwiatslgeord2887
    @hwiatslgeord2887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    This is literally r/politicalcompassmemes and r/wallstreetbets at this moment

  • @justinc.5591
    @justinc.5591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    I like the M&M communist picture in the background.

  • @barkingmad7090
    @barkingmad7090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Last time I was this early I still thought jreg was pronounced jreg

    • @krthecarguy5150
      @krthecarguy5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Wait, wasn't it pronounced jreg?

    • @Testimony_Of_JTF
      @Testimony_Of_JTF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ChadAntiDegenrate2.0 Damm you're an extremist for extremists

    • @kapitankapital6580
      @kapitankapital6580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      its pronounce joctor egg right?

    • @kyrakia5507
      @kyrakia5507 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is

    • @barkingmad7090
      @barkingmad7090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I always thought it stood for Jebediah Reg

  • @jaytea4093
    @jaytea4093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I convinced my commie friend that joining the GME short squeeze would help him with his Socialist Rifle Association fundraiser and another friend in the group chat linked this video, revealing him as a fellow man of taste.

    • @teteteteta2548
      @teteteteta2548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What’s the socialist rifle association

    • @jaytea4093
      @jaytea4093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@teteteteta2548 A rifle association for socialists

    • @vForVi.21
      @vForVi.21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@teteteteta2548 an association of socialists with rifles

    • @jaytea4093
      @jaytea4093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@theodorewai2864 I'm not a socialist, I'm a libertarian too, but yeah, one of my friends is a very politically active socialist (think more Nestor Makhno than Lenin) and he's an SRA member.

  • @TerribleTonyShow
    @TerribleTonyShow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Commie: I invest in GameStop Stock and make big money

  • @jellybrain7207
    @jellybrain7207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    With all those stocks, commie owned the means of production 🤔

    • @Xiphactinus
      @Xiphactinus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *memes of production

    • @sad-yf4rb
      @sad-yf4rb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Xiphactinus stfu

  • @jacmak5824
    @jacmak5824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    haha I'm so happy that Jreg's videos are supporting (my political ideologies) and making fun of (the political ideologies I oppose).

    • @xlemon4311
      @xlemon4311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Poo poo ballsack

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The secret is opposing all of them!

    • @literallyvergil1686
      @literallyvergil1686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      this basically summarizes the comment section

    • @ok-tr1nw
      @ok-tr1nw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@BlazingOwnager go back to nothi- *dissapearing noise*

    • @rhoell2050
      @rhoell2050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BlazingOwnager soooooo... obstructionism?

  • @blackjack4682
    @blackjack4682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    This aged like a fine wine

  • @thesaturdaytechchannelwith553
    @thesaturdaytechchannelwith553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    *_When your joke somewhat becomes reality_*

    • @rajalakshmir4176
      @rajalakshmir4176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Nathan Hoffman it is referencing GameStop

  • @apalsnerg
    @apalsnerg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Glad to see you moved, Jruan José Aregvalo!

    • @apalsnerg
      @apalsnerg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Oh nevermind

    • @apalsnerg
      @apalsnerg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Jradford please clean your house

    • @googlemeet6385
      @googlemeet6385 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@apalsnerg thats's his real name??

    • @apalsnerg
      @apalsnerg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@googlemeet6385 Of course!

  • @GnomeOfArgentina
    @GnomeOfArgentina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Karl Marx as a "Santa Claus impersonator"---wew, that's rich 🤣🤣🤣

    • @literallyvergil1686
      @literallyvergil1686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      he really does look santa clause

    • @falquicao8331
      @falquicao8331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Did you just say... Rich?

    • @117Ender
      @117Ender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wouldn't the more appropriate thing be santa giving out bread to the good boys and girls, as they wait in line

    • @trackmaniaIIDX
      @trackmaniaIIDX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ever 19th century philosopher looks like santa claus tbh

    • @hugmonger
      @hugmonger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That is... rich you say *Slowly raises pitchfork*

  • @hwiatslgeord2887
    @hwiatslgeord2887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Omg, did he actually predict it wtf

  • @LolLol-qm7zb
    @LolLol-qm7zb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    HE CALLED IT 3 WEEKS EARLIER

  • @mopac8233
    @mopac8233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    “Time for some communism”😂

    • @acewolfgang276
      @acewolfgang276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His face at the end too XD

  • @comradestewart4218
    @comradestewart4218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    We need an episode where all the diffrrent MLs are arguing, and a Trotskyist enters in which they all stop, murder him, start getting along, and One little thing sets them arguing again.

    • @robinhoodproductions5102
      @robinhoodproductions5102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I look at all the Marxists who’ve actually read theory and shit from an outside perspective with no real knowledge and every time you guys say pickaxing Trotsky is okay I ask myself what the hell did he do

    • @poolturtle5772
      @poolturtle5772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@robinhoodproductions5102 from my understanding...
      Existing.

    • @keshav3479
      @keshav3479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@robinhoodproductions5102 Not sure how he pissed off the MLs so bad, but Anarchists tend to despise him after what he did with the Ukrainian Free Territory. Pretty much backstabbed Makhno and the Black Army.

    • @Jrookus
      @Jrookus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes but with all leftists. That hits too close to home. We may hate each other, but that thing, we hate it more

    • @connorchristian5455
      @connorchristian5455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@robinhoodproductions5102 Trotsky himself? Be at the wrong side of a very bloody power struggle.
      Trotskyists? Well, wherever trotskyists go, drama follows for some reason. There's a really funny flowchart e on marxists.org that details how many times the American trotskyist movement has had splits and offshoots.
      www.marxists.org/history/etol/trees/ustree.htm

  • @antoniovasquez9946
    @antoniovasquez9946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Reddit right now buying GameStop stocks.

  • @poyaispanic5269
    @poyaispanic5269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Hello, this is future. Guess what happened.

    • @Grgrqr
      @Grgrqr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time travel is now widely accessible to all trolls who know the future

  • @walrush788
    @walrush788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    It has been so long since we have seen these that weren't centricides

  • @KC-vg7pe
    @KC-vg7pe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I love the height difference
    reinforcement

  • @abyssion8
    @abyssion8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Jreg is fucking prophetic.
    TO THE MOON

  • @Batmagoo
    @Batmagoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is only 3 weeks ago? Actual prophet

  • @DarkAngelEU
    @DarkAngelEU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    I'm kinda surprised he didn't start giving away all his money to whoever wasn't rich, balancing out the market and thereby making it collapse.
    Putting ads on your money burning videos is rather smart tho

    • @ozmorse7250
      @ozmorse7250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      redistribution isnt about making the market collapse, but making the market function as an egalitarian meritocracy

    • @Malthus0
      @Malthus0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      According to Marx's theory the collapse of capitalism is caused by the rich 'stealing' the wealth of the poor, making the poor poorer and grow in number, while the rich get richer and shrink in number. Until the vast majority of people in society have 'nothing to lose but their chains', which is when they take over the capitalist monopolies and run them without money or profit. Giving money to the poor actually prevents the revolution from happening if you go by what Marx thought.

    • @ozmorse7250
      @ozmorse7250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@Malthus0 wouldn't you prefer redistribution to a brutal and bloody revolution? I would further argue that the exploitation of the working class by the rich is not caused by any failure with capitalism, but by failures in democracy (or whatever legal system surrounds capitalism). For example in the U.S. we have anti-trust laws that-if enforced-would ensure that capitalism stays competitive. It would surely be harder for the rich to continue exploiting the working class if every market had genuine competition.

    • @DarkAngelEU
      @DarkAngelEU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shit, I really need to read Marx.

    • @Malthus0
      @Malthus0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ozmorse7250 I'm just saying what Marx thought. Marx's definition of exploitation is quite different from yours and mine.
      Personally I am a libertarian.

  • @alamgiral-qidwa6067
    @alamgiral-qidwa6067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    As soon as he said "ISIS" I checked if there were ads in this

  • @perfectlyfine1675
    @perfectlyfine1675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Not only is this an accurate depiction of how Marx oftentimes made money, it's also scarily relevant.

  • @simonalaniz1192
    @simonalaniz1192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I’m surprised this wasn’t sponsored by those stock trading apps

  • @heeman1203
    @heeman1203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    When Commie realises that the red line is red😮.

  • @harrisonschneider8333
    @harrisonschneider8333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Wait, is this how Commie and Ancap were familiar with accelerationism?

  • @janczy9206
    @janczy9206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    HE PREDICTED GAMESTOP

  • @user-uz3fk8zq3u
    @user-uz3fk8zq3u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jreg predicted GameStop

  • @nicolasd140
    @nicolasd140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Well... I don't know if this aged well or aged poorly, but it sure did age

    • @SuperCrazyPsycho731
      @SuperCrazyPsycho731 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's really just a funny what if kind of scenario. I don't think it is satirizing anything in real life other than a communist joining the stock market

  • @eeyjug9849
    @eeyjug9849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    R/wallstreetbets now lol

  • @pebz7972
    @pebz7972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    HOW DID HE KNOW

  • @eliasbouhout1
    @eliasbouhout1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Reddit is already here, evaquate to the bitcoin bunker

    • @AAArnold
      @AAArnold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "evaquate" lmao

    • @Xiphactinus
      @Xiphactinus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This video is just wallstreetbets personified

    • @Cneq
      @Cneq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Xiphactinus altstreetbets infected the crypto market, no where is safe now

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no! What will I do with all of my Doge coins?

  • @sirrivet9557
    @sirrivet9557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This has aged very well

  • @vuzz5728
    @vuzz5728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    >he knew

  • @apt-get2587
    @apt-get2587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Literally Gamestop right now XD

  • @thefakepie1126
    @thefakepie1126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I honestly don't want any nuclear war , but that last moment when tankie became posadist got me so hype tho I jumped out of my chair in excitement , you made me so incredibly hyped for something I don't want , you're a genius !

    • @galarstar052
      @galarstar052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      tbh i'm kinda hoping for some form of apocalypse. So i can go all mad max and finally feel some sort of purpose in my life.

    • @KnzoVortex
      @KnzoVortex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@galarstar052 Damm, I can assure you there are simpler ways to give your life meaning.

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In August, 2019 a new nuke was rolled out that has a more confined blast radius. Military officials were eager to try it out on Iran or Iraq.
      ...it won't be so bad, they promise

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@galarstar052 ...just be sure you're not the one running away bare assed through a field.

    • @papasscooperiaworker3649
      @papasscooperiaworker3649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@galarstar052 agreed with knzo lmao

  • @casualcrusader1547
    @casualcrusader1547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    RELEVANT TODAY

  • @samstade5598
    @samstade5598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Comrade: "how do you expect the uneducated masses to understand what you are doing"
    Wallstreetbets: "hold my beer"

  • @Thisisaperson5677
    @Thisisaperson5677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This was foreshadowing for the GameStop situation

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Please tell me this is leading up to a long form Socratic dialogue about inflation that gradually tears down the fabric of economic reality itself through gradual subtle revelations of undeniable realizations.

    • @covereye5731
      @covereye5731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nope, nukes.

    • @Pensive_Scarlet
      @Pensive_Scarlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@covereye5731 Well, too be fair, that would be an easier way to get rid of "the invisible hand" than trying to convince the average American that it's just "the imaginary hand" that they're willingly relinquishing their own free will to.

  • @james7286
    @james7286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It's happening irl rn

  • @silentprophet777
    @silentprophet777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Jreg predicted the future, again.

  • @boxylemons7961
    @boxylemons7961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    When this video released: "ah, funny jreg video as usual"
    now: holy fuck Jreg is a prophet.

  • @gabboman92
    @gabboman92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You predicted wsb and gme

    • @funinukeguy2804
      @funinukeguy2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he predicted that then
      Oh no

    • @gabboman92
      @gabboman92 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@funinukeguy2804 oh YES

  • @estonalexander704
    @estonalexander704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jreg told the future. The Game Stop war of January 26th 2021.

  • @quickdrawmadness
    @quickdrawmadness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man predicts the future left and right

  • @theawakechristian6576
    @theawakechristian6576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He predicted... it?

  • @117Mastermatt
    @117Mastermatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    uhhh Jreg is a Prophet, this aged like wine

  • @asdfxc
    @asdfxc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jreg predicts GME lol

  • @thc_freebaser
    @thc_freebaser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This aged...interestingly.

  • @antoniocarniero5138
    @antoniocarniero5138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3 weeks later and this isn't a joke

  • @christianvanslooten3761
    @christianvanslooten3761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Fun Fact: Both Marx and Engels were traders on the London Stock Exchange

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I've purchased things from Amazon. doesn't mean I love Jeffy

  • @unpaidcomintern
    @unpaidcomintern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    excellent timing

  • @angelantayhua3096
    @angelantayhua3096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “People can learn about it if they want to learn about it”

  • @Anarchovamp
    @Anarchovamp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Yoooo funny nuclear bug man posadist moment at the end 😳 😳😳😳😳🥵💯😳

  • @claridadespontanea1195
    @claridadespontanea1195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I'm "trading", you wouldn't get it

    • @ardenorcrush649
      @ardenorcrush649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm "treading" on you, kulak.

    • @NeelLLumi-AnCatDubh
      @NeelLLumi-AnCatDubh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice try Kaiba I’m not giving you my Blue-Eyes White Dragon

    • @brunoacostasilva
      @brunoacostasilva 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ardenorcrush649 We tread back.

  • @glenlondrigan3791
    @glenlondrigan3791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    3 weeks later and this madlad is literally a prophet.

  • @bigred5287
    @bigred5287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This video was foreshadowing.

  • @TheInformationBureau
    @TheInformationBureau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    GAMESTOP!!!!!

  • @mxaidanwood2703
    @mxaidanwood2703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    really ahead of the curve on this one, greggy

  • @theredtechnician
    @theredtechnician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Redistribution through capitalism, that could never wor....
    *Invests in Gamestop*

  • @Sukesa92
    @Sukesa92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Relevent

  • @matthewsylvester8875
    @matthewsylvester8875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This was two and a half weeks early

  • @SoshJam
    @SoshJam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wow this aged... quickly

  • @samw7998
    @samw7998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    aged like fine wine

  • @mythiccass3837
    @mythiccass3837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Remember when fucking with the stock market and hedge funds was just meme?

  • @natureandorgans
    @natureandorgans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    fun fact, the CEO of buzzfeed was an aspiring anti capitalist theorist before. look it up.

    • @MyLonewolf25
      @MyLonewolf25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Makes sense

    • @zacksima8333
      @zacksima8333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well given buzzfeed’s political stance it seems like they’re profiting off of neo liberal anti capitalism

    • @land_and_air1250
      @land_and_air1250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@zacksima8333 wtf? Neolibs are capitalist tho? That doesn’t make sense

    • @MrJfergs
      @MrJfergs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now they are anti Union and obsessed with pointless ID pol.

    • @obnoxiousweeb9101
      @obnoxiousweeb9101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrJfergs
      I remember seeing a video on how they were just accelerating capitalism, but I don’t remember it now

  • @ashleyrhy5722
    @ashleyrhy5722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This aged well

  • @IsaiahReitanFilm
    @IsaiahReitanFilm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This aged insanely well

  • @petertraicer
    @petertraicer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We are all waiting the video of Jreg about the capitol right?

    • @evilotto9200
      @evilotto9200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i could do without
      it will likely be ironically unironic meta satire
      that will leave me filled with self doubt
      while further polarizing my personal ideology
      and probably feature that fukking pierrot sad clown persona

    • @katiefrances531
      @katiefrances531 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      was looking for this comment

  • @morromenos1016
    @morromenos1016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Considering what just happened with Gamestop, Wall Street Bets, and the Hedge Funds, this aged like fine wine!

  • @hegedusandras1899
    @hegedusandras1899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jreg predicted GameStop lol

  • @KrisTheKrisMan
    @KrisTheKrisMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    r/wallstreetbets be like