DSP gets heavily bodied in the game people waited for in a decade. Re-uploaded for all the buttmad fanboys abusing the google system out there with false flags :)
Alex Marko I think I acted like him once when I was about five years old and played my first ever racing game called burning road, pretty much yelling that the ai is cheating and that something is wrong with the game because I was gettting beaten, badly. This moron makes a living out of playing 10% of the time and crying like a bitch for 90% of it.
The best part is when Chun-Li tells Dipshyt Phil at 40:43 "You know what your problem is? You lack flexibility. Time for you to hit the gym!" LOL lord knows he needs it.
"I cant do anything about it" "I WAS BLOCKING THAT! IM BLOCKING!" "Im pressing buttons! I WAS PRESSING BUTTONS!" "Online combo! I cant block online" "This guy is awful" "This guy is a scrub" "So laggy!" "Hahahahah" So many DSP classics!
Prøphet Hey now we're talking about an idiot that forgot to shut his cam off when he fapped..intelligence isn't his strong suit. As a matter of fact..he doesn't have a strong suit lol.
How does a former pro fighting game player not realize that you can't press buttons in order to block? 'Cause you can audibly hear him pressing buttons whenever he gets hit and claims to be blocking. I don't know, I'm just preaching to the choir at this point, but it bugs me so much that I just had to point it out.
Viewtiful Z he just wants that all the fighting games will be like the easy and simple Street Fighter 2 gameplay. Anyway, he's still kicked on Ultra Street Fighter 2, so, doesn't matter. XD
14:53 "Wtf, I dashed and couldn't block chris" No shit, you're dashing. You can't dash and say "oh, he's doing a move. I change my mind, I wanna hold back now"
It's hilarious how he has the exact same complaints 8 years later playing SF6. Opponents getting unearned wins, button mashers, lag, moves not coming out, blocks not blocking, calling the devs morons...
So, when people talk about how Phil use to be better or a cooler person.. exactly how far back do you have to go to find that Phil? I've never seen it. He's always been this guy.
Maybe it's just because I lack any aptitude for or particular interest in fighting games, but the idea of some damage as being 'earned' whereas other damage is 'unearned' seems to be on roughly the same intellectual level as whining about 'noob-tubers' on CoD or demanding that all Smash games you play have no items, no characters besides Fox and be restricted to Final Destination. Namely, a way to bitch and moan which has the handy side-benefit of sucking the fun out of the game.
Honest question. Does Phil know that you can block both high AND low? Because he always acts so surprised when he's blocking and gets hit, it's the only explanation. For a "former pro-fighting game player", he sure doesn't seem to understand the fundamentals of fighting games. And I don't think Phil quite understands the meaning of the word "random".
Ahh the good old days when i was small time and now ive reached a huge status across the FGC for future generations as the legend of scrubs! Cause i bring that salt more than LowTi3rgod.
"He's just coming at me and mashing attack!" Christ, is this his first time playing a fighting game? Sad part is, I know the answer to that question...
At 45:30 you can't complain for losing, I would not complain if I lost that one no matter what. That was just a great comeback. Nothing you could do but respect the opponent.
40:10 after tatsu you literally hear him mashing buttons, but his response? "Why did i get hit? I dunno O_o. It's completely unearned!!!" -_- how much denial can one person be in???
oOKffeeOo To be fair to his ego, placing 4th in that tournament put him above all the other US players. But again, nobody cared about that tournament because it was generally agreed to be a botched port that they weren't told they would be playing. Other than that, he hasn't done anything particularly noteworthy. It's possible he's won local tournaments (he's at least claimed on his forums to have won Tekken tournaments), but who knows.
8:16 "I can't move! I cant move!!!! I CAN'T EVEN DO A SPECIAL MOVE!!!!! Gawawahawaha (nervous laugh)"* *-Meter bar for special moves is not fully charged. Hence his inability to perform a special move. (Not even taking into consideration his spastic smashing hand movements on his controller)
I was just thinking about this game. I loved this game. Amaterasu, Dante, and Akuma were my go-to guys. I just couldn't think of anybody I'd rather see play this game than an amorphous blob of a greasy Italian man-baby. Thanks for keeping this video up.
I remember Sentinel being a character that I loved to play, but hated to fight against. That makes seeing him get ass rammed by him so much more satisfying. ALL I CAN TASTE IS SALT!
if it really was lag, statistically speaking he would win just as much as he loses. *and why is it always random supers? every super that comes out in these fighting games he calls it a random super? is it random that they get you into a corner and know how much their super damages so they can kill you in the last hit?
God DSP is hilarious. I'm addicted to watching these now. I consider myself ass at fighting games and my Wolverine is way better than the one that just ruined DSP's bobbum there. Seriously. Where's your extension? You got Akuma with tatsu assist.
I also consider myself ass at fighting games, (In ultimate my main team is Ghost Rider (bnb is 8 buttons) on CoR, Nemesis (magic series->ground bounce->magic series->wall bounce->magic series->launcher->air rave->super) on launcher slam and Amaterasu (mash forward heavy) on cold star.) but I know that my Iron Man (who I play on point with Strange and Akuma) is a lot better than the one that Phil was complaining about cheating with Servbot Surprise->Proton Cannon. Also no matter where he is on the screen he will use Electromagnetic Disruptor if Akuma's assist hits, even if he's in the corner and could easily confirm into his """"""""bnb combo."""""""" And BTW Phil, no matter how hard you mash that Hyper Gravitation input, it will not come out faster and suddenly combo.
i have to ask 31 minutes into this and he has said unearned like 80 times. how is it that anyone could even think thats a viable complaint? even if you are button mashing or get a lucky punch its all earned because any damage you do to the enemy is a result of you attacking with your chars
LMAO!! Phil did three supers in a row, then says the other guy did a random super when Akuma had low health??? Then he does five consecutive tatsu's XDDDDD
Does DSP honestly not know the difference between blocking and the neutral position? Nearly every time he claims to be blocking, his character is in a neutral standing or neutral crouching position.
Amazing, I love how Phil complains about "pattern players" in MKX but he was even doing it this far back. Look at that fucking Akuma - Tatsumaki into super. Does it with Haggar too.
Not much for lag....more like latency. Even then, it didn't seem to stop DSP from connecting his own combos... It's like he doesn't realize that people can't hear his buttons being pressed or something, lol.
It's really funny that Phil lost to the Wesker Chris Dante team that that was basically just mashing buttons. Someone who calls himself an evo champion can't beat someone mashing buttons
DSP motivates me to not whine and try to be better at games because I don't ever want to be like him.
Alex Marko I think I acted like him once when I was about five years old and played my first ever racing game called burning road, pretty much yelling that the ai is cheating and that something is wrong with the game because I was gettting beaten, badly. This moron makes a living out of playing 10% of the time and crying like a bitch for 90% of it.
@Torin Stanley Definitely, been using instaflixxer for since november myself :D
Same
Same bro
*clearly hear buttons mashed*
"I didn't do anything! I was getting hit anyway!"
SamusLovesMilk lol i laughed so hard
@SamusLovesMilk
Yeah, his button mashing sounds like how I mash. Which makes me wonder, how much skill is needed to be a pro fighting game player?
@@DemonicRemption a lot
You wont here players like Daigo making those noises with their sticks
DSP in an RPG game = I cast Fire on Efreet, why does he get healed? This game is bugged!
+Kei Nanjo "Can't do anything!"
+Communist Nazi Jew
HOW??
Communist Nazi Jew
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mike hutchinson unfortunately, yeah
THE ONLINE PLAY IS TERRRIBLE
The best part is when Chun-Li tells Dipshyt Phil at 40:43 "You know what your problem is? You lack flexibility. Time for you to hit the gym!" LOL lord knows he needs it.
"I cant do anything about it" "I WAS BLOCKING THAT! IM BLOCKING!" "Im pressing buttons! I WAS PRESSING BUTTONS!" "Online combo! I cant block online" "This guy is awful" "This guy is a scrub" "So laggy!" "Hahahahah" So many DSP classics!
8 years later, different game same blames.
'random, random, random'
when random things occur this much, it stops being random.
I know that everything he says is super dumb but at 6:11 he reached a new level. ''I'm not doing anything and the game doesn't register that...''
Prøphet Hey now we're talking about an idiot that forgot to shut his cam off when he fapped..intelligence isn't his strong suit. As a matter of fact..he doesn't have a strong suit lol.
+TheTha411 he doesn't have a suit period.
Everytime Phil laughs, a puppy dies.
(っ˘з(˘⌣˘ ) ♥
-100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 puppies.
+Rabbi Andy more puppies die when he laughs than when seto kaiba smiles
+Rabbi Andy AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY
oy vey!!!
I like how he thinks he should be able to block during someone's attack string 100% of the time.
lol ''it's so laggy dude" (you can hear him mashing buttons in the background)
you can hear him clearly mashing buttons then says I'm not doing anything
I love how you can tell by the sound of Phil mashing the buttons that there is pretty much no input lag. Lol.
How does a former pro fighting game player not realize that you can't press buttons in order to block? 'Cause you can audibly hear him pressing buttons whenever he gets hit and claims to be blocking. I don't know, I'm just preaching to the choir at this point, but it bugs me so much that I just had to point it out.
Easy, he thinks it's Mortal Kombat/Tekken/Dead or Alive. Not sure why, he's a "former pro Street Fighter player," just go with it
Viewtiful Z he just wants that all the fighting games will be like the easy and simple Street Fighter 2 gameplay.
Anyway, he's still kicked on Ultra Street Fighter 2, so, doesn't matter. XD
@Fireborn 174 It was actually a bad port on the PS1 but the story otherwise was accurate.
@Fireborn 174 Got it.
@Fireborn 174 also he didnt win. he got fourth place.
Unearned huh UNEARNED???? that 1300 dollars a month you get for poor suckers THAT is unearned my friend
+Jacob Lindsey Burn...
Brie no.20 I....dislike hypocrisy
You're right though. He's very dishonest.
+Ellder Sage everyone is a hypocrite
14:53
"Wtf, I dashed and couldn't block chris"
No shit, you're dashing. You can't dash and say "oh, he's doing a move. I change my mind, I wanna hold back now"
Dsp really is a rolemodel man.
It gives me a perfect guide of a path not to follow
The only thing he's competent with in this game is recognizing silhouettes. That's it.
It's hilarious how he has the exact same complaints 8 years later playing SF6. Opponents getting unearned wins, button mashers, lag, moves not coming out, blocks not blocking, calling the devs morons...
So, when people talk about how Phil use to be better or a cooler person.. exactly how far back do you have to go to find that Phil? I've never seen it. He's always been this guy.
Maybe it's just because I lack any aptitude for or particular interest in fighting games, but the idea of some damage as being 'earned' whereas other damage is 'unearned' seems to be on roughly the same intellectual level as whining about 'noob-tubers' on CoD or demanding that all Smash games you play have no items, no characters besides Fox and be restricted to Final Destination. Namely, a way to bitch and moan which has the handy side-benefit of sucking the fun out of the game.
Honest question. Does Phil know that you can block both high AND low? Because he always acts so surprised when he's blocking and gets hit, it's the only explanation. For a "former pro-fighting game player", he sure doesn't seem to understand the fundamentals of fighting games.
And I don't think Phil quite understands the meaning of the word "random".
you may think I'm cruel but... I find it funny when he looses
Anthony the meme king nobody is disagreeing with you here man.
It’s fun to be cruel to some crybaby, man-child who can’t accept failure.
Ahh the good old days when i was small time and now ive reached a huge status across the FGC for future generations as the legend of scrubs! Cause i bring that salt more than LowTi3rgod.
***** More than LowTi3r? Hm, MAYBE but he just bans anyone who disses him. "Get that ass banned"
*****
Get that ASS BANNED! he makes me laugh being a tryhard actor.
When you laugh, does salt just fall everywhere? If not LTG is far saltier than you
***** Salt falls when he takes a step.
Lord Typh Phil is basically the Living Tribunal of salt... if you don't know who that is just type in his name.
"random super, and it hits!" Then maybe it wasn't so random?
"He's just coming at me and mashing attack!"
Christ, is this his first time playing a fighting game? Sad part is, I know the answer to that question...
I like to imagine one of DSP’s opponents made a combo video and people called them out because their opponent was sandbagging.
he claims he could be good if he wanted to, then why does he want to be so garbage lol
At 45:30 you can't complain for losing, I would not complain if I lost that one no matter what.
That was just a great comeback. Nothing you could do but respect the opponent.
Sometimes I come back just for 25:21, this moment brings me happiness at Phil's expense.
This is like therapy for people who are bad at the game. I'm pretty bad at it, but at least I can rest knowing I'm not as bad (or whiny) as DSP.
THE definitive TIHYDP along with the MGS3 one.
44:12 This match is just ridiculous. I laughed way too hard. Biggest CHOKE of all time.
At 06:10 minute mark.: "I'm not even doing anything, and the game doesn't register what you're doing, and you get hit." I wonder how that could be..
44:24 ROFL comeback hero. Only phil could throw away a match that easily.
I would just like to point out how Phil only complains after whatever he does doesn't work.
Fights Tron which mainly enters with aerial H. Blocks low
WHY AM I GETTING HIT
Vero NeroreN I COULDN'T BLOCK!
how many times can one man get hit with an overhead before he realizes he can't block low?
"I can't move! I was pressing buttons!"
Darksydephil "Virus Carrier"
Ain't that the truth.
40:10 after tatsu you literally hear him mashing buttons, but his response? "Why did i get hit? I dunno O_o. It's completely unearned!!!" -_- how much denial can one person be in???
17:54 What an admission by DSP. "I can't move! I was mashing buttons!"
"he doesn't know what he's doing" sure phil, tell yourself that
Has it ever been proven, that DSP is a "former pro fighting game player" or is it just something he claims?
*****
Really? That's what he's always bragging about? Wow... I mean, it's something, I guess but still.
עעמיכעעעכעה כענגכגגגהעימממה המממנננננ נ נ
oOKffeeOo To be fair to his ego, placing 4th in that tournament put him above all the other US players. But again, nobody cared about that tournament because it was generally agreed to be a botched port that they weren't told they would be playing.
Other than that, he hasn't done anything particularly noteworthy. It's possible he's won local tournaments (he's at least claimed on his forums to have won Tekken tournaments), but who knows.
dragoneye13 he probably enters kids tournaments,since he has the mental age of one
***** How's that boat ride comin along?
Phil kinda seriously makes me wanna do the worst most crazy drugs just so I can forget someone like him exists in this world
I never let go of block
"I can't even do basic combos." Words of dsp himself about himself. Nuff said.
8:16 "I can't move! I cant move!!!! I CAN'T EVEN DO A SPECIAL MOVE!!!!! Gawawahawaha (nervous laugh)"*
*-Meter bar for special moves is not fully charged. Hence his inability to perform a special move. (Not even taking into consideration his spastic smashing hand movements on his controller)
I love how it's a random move when the timing is perfect for it every - single - time.
1:00:16
Tron talking directly to Phil there
I love when he screams " i was blocking !!!", and you hear button mashing in the same time.
MvC3 or as I call it: Epilepsy Simulator
It's a clusterfuck of colors.
@@linushyper300 So none of you have ever played any MVC game before? They've ALL been epilepsy inducing.
@@UltimateShadow10 Hell, they mention when you boot it up that it's flashy.
I'm still fascinated by the fact that he actually got a girlfriend.
kuunami I think she dated him for a confidence boost.
DSP, the Christian Weston Chandler of the fighting game world.
do you think game company trolls just give him bugged copies lol.
I never has his problems.
@Yushua It must be, every game company must be against him specifically.
the amount a button mashes i heard was so fuckin ear raping
> "Akuma is a fuckin shitty character"
> Keeps Akuma in his team anyway.
I was just thinking about this game. I loved this game. Amaterasu, Dante, and Akuma were my go-to guys. I just couldn't think of anybody I'd rather see play this game than an amorphous blob of a greasy Italian man-baby. Thanks for keeping this video up.
He always blames lag 😂. theres no lag to be seen. Who is he trying to fool?
"I can't block."
Like we can't hear him tapping buttons in the background.
1 "i cant block" 2:29 2 "i can't blocks" 2:29 3 "i cant blocks" 2:29 tell elmo this game's netcode is garbage 2:29
26:25 "Our teams are almost identical "
Skill levels....not so much :)
I giggle whenever he points at the screen with his fat meaty fingers. XD
That first wesker was amazing
does dsp think he can win by chest pushing the other player at 9:30 ?
I remember Sentinel being a character that I loved to play, but hated to fight against. That makes seeing him get ass rammed by him so much more satisfying. ALL I CAN TASTE IS SALT!
I think I can solve his problem: play on a controler. that way, you don't entirely incriminate yourself in gameplay.
DSP is totally "that" guy.
DSP’s ranting makes Doom’s evil laugh even better
And they say it Hulk that not smart!
if it really was lag, statistically speaking he would win just as much as he loses.
*and why is it always random supers? every super that comes out in these fighting games he calls it a random super? is it random that they get you into a corner and know how much their super damages so they can kill you in the last hit?
took a shot everytime he said "Can't Block "
"this guy doesn't know what he's doing"! gets air juggled like a scrub while opponent still close to having full Health.
"I COULDN'T BLOCK AGAIN!"
::is clearly ducking when Tron throws a jumping heavy::
One day DSP will teach me what earning a hit is like.
Hey man, what's the name of that clip where Keegan Michael Kay bails out of bed?
I love the way he says" it's all unearned " just like your entire existence Phil
What happened to one of his playthroughs in MVC3?
so like nothing works in this game at all?
8 years later he is the same
He will never change.
after watching this a few times, it makes me feel much better about my skills as a player
what is that part at the end from?
That's some rookie Magneto play from DSP.
24:56 *ARE YA HAVING FUN YET?*
I think he is.
Hello there, me from 2 years in the future... When you said that, I thought you meant spooder-man, but it was souper skrull
PHILLY BOY IS STILL COMPLAINING ABOUT BLOCKING & LAG TO THIS DAY.
They say on cool nights, when the moon is high and the air is still, if you listen carefully you can still hear the faint hammering of buttons...
A single word can be heard in the still of the night. One that haunts men to this very day. "woooooooooooooooooooow"
God DSP is hilarious. I'm addicted to watching these now. I consider myself ass at fighting games and my Wolverine is way better than the one that just ruined DSP's bobbum there. Seriously. Where's your extension? You got Akuma with tatsu assist.
I also consider myself ass at fighting games, (In ultimate my main team is Ghost Rider (bnb is 8 buttons) on CoR, Nemesis (magic series->ground bounce->magic series->wall bounce->magic series->launcher->air rave->super) on launcher slam and Amaterasu (mash forward heavy) on cold star.) but I know that my Iron Man (who I play on point with Strange and Akuma) is a lot better than the one that Phil was complaining about cheating with Servbot Surprise->Proton Cannon. Also no matter where he is on the screen he will use Electromagnetic Disruptor if Akuma's assist hits, even if he's in the corner and could easily confirm into his """"""""bnb combo."""""""" And BTW Phil, no matter how hard you mash that Hyper Gravitation input, it will not come out faster and suddenly combo.
+Viewtiful Z if you're on 360 we should get a few matches in lol. I'm trying to play a variety of characters as well.
How many times is he going to say his Wesker is useless online but still continue to play him?
Why does Phil have a problem with random supers? If someone throws them out at random times and it hits every time, what's the problem?
i have to ask 31 minutes into this and he has said unearned like 80 times. how is it that anyone could even think thats a viable complaint? even if you are button mashing or get a lucky punch its all earned because any damage you do to the enemy is a result of you attacking with your chars
Has #DarksydePhil consider ditching the Ethernet cable and going to WI-Fi?
anybody else notice he only does one combo with akuma and it is a combo that a 6 year old could do easily
LMAO!! Phil did three supers in a row, then says the other guy did a random super when Akuma had low health???
Then he does five consecutive tatsu's XDDDDD
"Wow, right through my dive kick" *jumps into fire*
Does DSP honestly not know the difference between blocking and the neutral position? Nearly every time he claims to be blocking, his character is in a neutral standing or neutral crouching position.
Amazing, I love how Phil complains about "pattern players" in MKX but he was even doing it this far back. Look at that fucking Akuma - Tatsumaki into super. Does it with Haggar too.
who has the best compilation vids LTG or DSP
don't sell any video games to this guy.
You are right (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ ) ♥
44:16 Phil tries to talk shit, then his opponent makes an AWESOME comeback. get rekt phillip
Not much for lag....more like latency. Even then, it didn't seem to stop DSP from connecting his own combos... It's like he doesn't realize that people can't hear his buttons being pressed or something, lol.
It's really funny that Phil lost to the Wesker Chris Dante team that that was basically just mashing buttons. Someone who calls himself an evo champion can't beat someone mashing buttons
Why did that guy at the 19 minute mark put sunglasses on his soda cans?
'118 wins and 128 losses this guy played a shitload' lol on tekken tag 2 wiiu ive played guys with over 2000 battles... and got my ass beat
I love how in the first match alone, you can here him button mashing for his life.
"I can't do it! I can't do basic combos!" - Phil being honest with himself for once in his miserable life