Never understood with all the development in radio emitters, receivers, and things like wifi and bluetooth, nobody's managed to filter airport comms to stop sounding so horrifically distorted that 90% of it is incomprehensible. Any chance you could walk us through why that could be?
@@InservioLetum have a look at what they use when flying over the atlantic ocean. Its interesting. HF radio. Recently they made it so the pilots dont have to listen to static for the whole crossing, only when they need to check in amd out and if cpdlc fails
@@trekkiexb5 I have no dealings with aviation unless flying as a passenger. However, I love the TH-cam clips featuring the witty words of 'Kennedy Steve'. I love that type of humour.
That operator whose theme is "EARTH TO ___ ___" whenever the pilots don't respond is hilarious and great. If I was a pilot he'd make my day or night every time with that. "He's lost on a frequency to another planet it seems" is phenomenal. Guy could easily be a comedian with that timing, cadence and tone.
I've listened to a few ATC videos now and he made me realize I can't listen to any more because I will say something on the radio at work that will get me in trouble. 😆
Guys, HERE is Our Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
In an environment where there's absolutely no room for error, it's nice to know that these guys can still have a moment or two of funny conversation. I used to work in a similar environment and the funny moments help you make to the end of the day and getting home.
Most of the recording of KS are ground. When it gets crazy, or when he deals with non English primary language pilots, he slows down and simplifies. Turkish and the Chinese airlines get my vote as the ones who are the most difficult for ground ATC to handle.
Kennedy Steve was a classic!! (Now retired) I could listen to him all day. Not only was he the true professional, he was also quite hilarious! What a class act!! 💕✈✈💕
@@barbarahallowell2613 the channel 'H89SA' has lots of Kennedy Steve recordings with some playlists as well. I listen to it a lot!! Steve was the best!! 💕💕💕
My favorite was a friend of mine at a small airport somewhere. He checks in when outside the hanger, is told to taxi somewhere and wait, then told to taxi somewhere else and wait, then told to taxi to the end of one of the runways and given permission to take off. He did. Only after cruising down the runway a few feet above it did the tower actually look and realize his aircraft was rotary wing!
Guys, HERE is Our Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
These are great. My grandson was an ATC in the Air Force and now that he's a civilian, he is in ATC in the midwest. I'll have to find out if he's seen any of these. Love it!
Kennedy Steve...my only regret in 27 years of ATC is not being able to work next to you. Then again, if I did, I would have died an early death.......laughing.
Is there ANYBODY else on the net that is even remotely as entertaining to listen to as Kennedy Steve? I might have a problem, been listening to him every day for hours per day and still laughing
The Controller saying “man I wish it was like an amusement park where once they got on, they clamped you in and you couldn’t get out” 😂 I completely agree, I can’t stand being on a plane and people won’t sit the hell down
Cons: ATC is one of the most stressful jobs on the planet. Pros: You get to say “Earth to so-and-so” one millisecond after they don’t respond to you, and you get to keep your job.
Could only be at JFK! I flew out of there in a 767 for 14 years and there was never a dull moment with ATC. Those controllers were tough, competent, and entertaining. I loved them! But never miss a call from them or you will get yelled at big time.
An AAL flight missed a call the other day and crossed in front of DAL on the roll. Rejected takeoff in time which the tower saw. Could,have had another Tenerife because AAL wasn't listening.
Lol this was the best ever! I loved watching planes take off and land when I lived in Vegas! I wish I could have heard this stuff going on at the same time lol
As a New Yorker, I was watching this video the whole time just knowing this guy had to be a JFK or LGA controller lol... you can hear impatience in everyone, but it comes out different from New Yorkers 😂
Ah, yes the best moment of moments of Lars? I remember watching streams with those clips. You should make more content on SCP:SL On this channel and make other content on alternative channels. As always, keep going!
Ah yes, ATC and Pilots: Two fields who work in absolute harmony, populated by professionals prepared to respond to emergencies with their years of training and razor sharp minds. They also have a side channel for meowing at eachother and alot of fuel intakes have 'OwO' on them.
Towards the end you get a taste of the Eternal Battle between Kennedy Steve and the tugs. Tugs and Super Tugs for the heavies always needed but they have the WORST radios and they are not in soundproof cabs so they deal with background noise. Plus they are getting squawks from the ramp etc.
I was landing a C150. A British Caladonian 707 called long final, and were cleared to land after "the cherokee", once I cleared the runway he was cleared to land. He aknowleged, but also pointed out that the cherokee had landed inverted!
Steve Kennedy was a “LEGEND “ at JFK! Never got tired of listening to him handle JFK Ground and attempt to position aircraft for departure. Those were the good old days when listening to JFK ground frequencies was exciting . Ever since Steve Kennedy retired, I ceased to enjoy ,JFK Ground! A shout out to Steve Kennedy, “ ENJOY YOUR WELL DESERVED RETIREMENT “! JFK will never be the same without you!
Kennedy Steve is *_iconic._* JFK ATC lost a lot of personality with his departure. The other JFK ground controller that was in the first few clips sounds like a contender, though. ( "kuntendah," to keep the Big Apple flavah)
The skill level of these traffic controllers is absolutely astounding. I can see myself having 10 million dollars worth of planes all smashed together in the middle of the runway.
You know.? these conversations may be funny but as long as both ATC and pilots get things correct before an accident occurs the passengers and crew are in good hands. Thank you!
After a long argument about air-space rules, Berlin ATC is getting impatient with a British Airways Pilot: Berlin ATC: "Have you never flown into Berlin airspace before?" Pilot: "That was ages ago when I was with the RAF, but we didn't land." Berlin ATC: "Proceed to runway 32"
Not only is this joke old, it appears on every fucking flight-related video on youtube. So sick of seeing it. How can you people think you're the only one in the world who has heard it? It was invented in the 19 fucking 40's.
For 7 minutes every days, I roleplay ATC when I am trying to explain to my DoorDash driver how to find me so I can get my fries before they are stale and cold.
"Alitalia whatever your number is" Man we're so dead as an airline at this point there's only one of our aircraft on the strip at any one time. Feelsbadman. Also there's so much hypersensitivity. Yes, ATCs do expect pilots that can fly Aeroplanes and require years of study and around 1500+ hours for most airlines in charge of the lives of hundreds of people - to have the most minimal degree of common sense. This often fails them. It doesn't just piss off ATC when they don't have it; but it also pisses off ground ops on the ramp.
Hit the like button for Heathrow live streams soon
Never understood with all the development in radio emitters, receivers, and things like wifi and bluetooth, nobody's managed to filter airport comms to stop sounding so horrifically distorted that 90% of it is incomprehensible. Any chance you could walk us through why that could be?
@@InservioLetum have a look at what they use when flying over the atlantic ocean. Its interesting. HF radio. Recently they made it so the pilots dont have to listen to static for the whole crossing, only when they need to check in amd out and if cpdlc fails
"Controllers not as skilled as me and Pilots not as Brave as you"
This line is pure gold.
Kennedy Steve!
You can hear the subtle "aw maan 🫤" from the pilot lol
So good. 🤣
That's probably the best one.
"maybe it's a levitating A320, I don't know." Had me absolutely rolling.
Haha "wish it was like an amusement park ride, get clamped in and can't get up" I feel them on this!!
I loved that idea.
That was Kennedy Steve! Look him up!
@@trekkiexb5 I have no dealings with aviation unless flying as a passenger. However, I love the TH-cam clips featuring the witty words of 'Kennedy Steve'. I love that type of humour.
That line was awesome
And SEDATE THEM!!!!
That operator whose theme is "EARTH TO ___ ___" whenever the pilots don't respond is hilarious and great. If I was a pilot he'd make my day or night every time with that. "He's lost on a frequency to another planet it seems" is phenomenal. Guy could easily be a comedian with that timing, cadence and tone.
That was the mythical Kennedy Steve! He retired from Ground, and now works Terminal One ramp!
@@trekkiexb5 Oh, I binge listen all the time. It's great fun! Steve is a legend!
I've listened to a few ATC videos now and he made me realize I can't listen to any more because I will say something on the radio at work that will get me in trouble. 😆
I'm just waiting for a reply of "... ... to Earth"
@@TheMoonRover ROTFLMAO! That would be funny!
I love the " I can't read your lips from here". Really hilarious.
lol the pilot making the excuse with the sick passengers is funny, great vid
"covid patient zero"
To be fair, nobody can afford to get sick in the USA. In the UK, healthcare is free, that's why!
Honestly I could tell it was fake cause Canada health is also free and they could've went to Canada instead of going alot of hours to the UK
I don't think that was an excuse
Guys, HERE is Our Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
"uugghh is not a good answer, I guess you can wait" Savage. I miss Kennedy Steve!
In an environment where there's absolutely no room for error, it's nice to know that these guys can still have a moment or two of funny conversation. I used to work in a similar environment and the funny moments help you make to the end of the day and getting home.
Most of the recording of KS are ground. When it gets crazy, or when he deals with non English primary language pilots, he slows down and simplifies. Turkish and the Chinese airlines get my vote as the ones who are the most difficult for ground ATC to handle.
This is hilarious. Love it when the controller says "Earth to" whoever he is talking to that is not responding. What a way to run air traffic control!
Some pilots not too bright🌆🌅
Kennedy Steve is the GOAT!
Kennedy Steve was a classic!! (Now retired) I could listen to him all day. Not only was he the true professional, he was also quite hilarious! What a class act!! 💕✈✈💕
Are you being sarcastic? You think he acts professional in these videos and that he’s classy? Did you grow up in Newark 💩
Kennedy Steve a total legend. I miss listening to him on ATC.
@@barbarahallowell2613 the channel 'H89SA' has lots of Kennedy Steve recordings with some playlists as well. I listen to it a lot!! Steve was the best!! 💕💕💕
He's now the Ramp Manager at Terminal 1 at JFK. That airport is in his blood!
@@indyhamilton6076 you reckon he reverse trolls thr tower now when he used to do that to the super tugs and ramp manager :)
Hearing Kennedy Steve on the radio was the best part of flying into / out of JFK.
7:55: *”cause he’s lost on the frequency of another planet I believe”*
I’m dead! Damn you Kennedy Steve! 😂❤️
"Behind the guys who don't get to go behind the virgin, thank you very much." 🤣🤣🤣
This one cracked me up
My favorite was a friend of mine at a small airport somewhere. He checks in when outside the hanger, is told to taxi somewhere and wait, then told to taxi somewhere else and wait, then told to taxi to the end of one of the runways and given permission to take off. He did. Only after cruising down the runway a few feet above it did the tower actually look and realize his aircraft was rotary wing!
I could imagine the controller's face on that, hahaha
Guys, HERE is Our Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@ManofCulture I'd love to hear the cockpit audio from whatever plane happened to be queued directly behind him.
@@Praise___YaH You can Praise Yeez Nuts
@@Praise___YaH you are correct, Lucifer is the way
'don't care where your tail is... Except if your head is shoved up....' 😂 😂 😂 man woke up and chose violence.
That ATC was in this a bit. He is grumpy compared to Kennedy Steve.
@@carolinelane9599 He is a jerk that somebody needs to write-up!
That was NOT Kennedy Steve!
@@carolinelane9599most of New York atc's are rude. I've dealt with a few in the past.
That guy's attitude is so grumpy. No one is quite like Kennedy Steve
These are great. My grandson was an ATC in the Air Force and now that he's a civilian, he is in ATC in the midwest. I'll have to find out if he's seen any of these. Love it!
Watching these, I have a new respect for the pointed sarcasm ATC operators seem to radiate
Kennedy Steve...my only regret in 27 years of ATC is not being able to work next to you. Then again, if I did, I would have died an early death.......laughing.
Is there ANYBODY else on the net that is even remotely as entertaining to listen to as Kennedy Steve?
I might have a problem, been listening to him every day for hours per day and still laughing
This controllers voice will echo round NY for all time. He is a legend.
Kennedy Steve is a legend, it's really too bad he retired because he was always entertaining and had snark for days.
He’s a lil Itch!!
"Arhh is not a good answer, i guess you can wait..." 😆
The Controller saying “man I wish it was like an amusement park where once they got on, they clamped you in and you couldn’t get out” 😂 I completely agree, I can’t stand being on a plane and people won’t sit the hell down
3:43 Let me tell you, even as someone who's only flown a few times in his life, strapping the passengers in until take off would be amazing XD
Cons: ATC is one of the most stressful jobs on the planet.
Pros: You get to say “Earth to so-and-so” one millisecond after they don’t respond to you, and you get to keep your job.
to be fair, the silence is cut. those three calls would be withing about 2 -3 min all together.
the right back to the hanger guy meeds a raise
I love the pilot and the air traffic controller. To funny. I always share to Facebook. I love it 😀
Could only be at JFK! I flew out of there in a 767 for 14 years and there was never a dull moment with ATC. Those controllers were tough, competent, and entertaining. I loved them! But never miss a call from them or you will get yelled at big time.
Pay attention 😆
I KNEW he had to be from NY
An AAL flight missed a call the other day and crossed in front of DAL on the roll. Rejected takeoff in time which the tower saw. Could,have had another Tenerife because AAL wasn't listening.
Legend has it Earth is still calling endeavor 4125
Cannot believe there isn't more accidents with all this confusion going on!
I was thinking the same thing.
Same cause I dont understand anything they say 😂
Kennedy Steve....he was, and always will be....the best !!
I expected some goodies from Kennedy Steve, and I was delighted to hear from some other ATCs that have a dry sense of humor as well.
The man, the myth, the legend....it's Kennedy Steve! We miss you on ground Steve, but hear you're cracking the whip at Terminal One ramp!
Gotta admit it, these folks think and speak quickly a tad better than I ever do/will.
How they keep everything straight is beyond me 🤪
You count as an airplane with people on it 😂
I reckon this would make for a side splitting fun TV show each week...makes you wonder how they get in and out as safe as they do
"Don't impale the super" 🤣😊👍
The lazy controllers are always the funniest "Alitalia whatever your number is, pushback on alpha approved"
The amusement park joke was great
“I CAN’T READ YOUR LIPS FROM HERE” 👌😹
Dude these atc radio are priceless lmaoo I can listen to these all day
Lol this was the best ever! I loved watching planes take off and land when I lived in Vegas! I wish I could have heard this stuff going on at the same time lol
This is so entertaining to listen, my wife took over Netflix I have no choise but watch this with my iPhone 😂😂😂😂
youtube is way better :)
The people who do this job have my full admiration, this does not sound like an easy job ❤
IDK how they ever let Kennedy Steve retire the guy was a legend
That is one stressful job. My respect to him.
As a New Yorker, I was watching this video the whole time just knowing this guy had to be a JFK or LGA controller lol... you can hear impatience in everyone, but it comes out different from New Yorkers 😂
That dude is so good. Hilarious. I don’t know how ATCs handle their job every day.
Copious amounts of alcohol once off duty...
@@mac1766
You mean while on the job.
@@jackierugrat8680
Unfortunately they've been known to do that, too.
5:16 that “oh man” at the end LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂
Ah, yes the best moment of moments of Lars? I remember watching streams with those clips. You should make more content on SCP:SL On this channel and make other content on alternative channels. As always, keep going!
How the heck does anyone comprehend what they are supposed to do?? Wow!! I give a lot more credit to pilots and controllers after listening to this.
He's easily understandable for english speaking pilots.
8:35 everyone’s against us but we’re still having a good day love the positive attitude
lol cannot stop laughing 🤣🤣 Nice video, keep up the great work and have a lovely day! :)
Thanks you too
@@worldaviation4k np and thanks
"Uhhhhh is not a good answer" 🤣🤣🤣
This sounds a lot like when I’m trying to get my kindergarten students into a line.😂😂
I'm pretty sure that's exactly how these guys feel
Ah yes, ATC and Pilots: Two fields who work in absolute harmony, populated by professionals prepared to respond to emergencies with their years of training and razor sharp minds.
They also have a side channel for meowing at eachother and alot of fuel intakes have 'OwO' on them.
"If you could just grab a blunt instrument and bang the transponder..."
Take a drink every time Kennedy Steve says “Earth to______”
I did and now I'm drunk as hell!
Great vid, made my afternoon. Thank you and hello from Australia.
Hello
Good god! How do these guys do this? Stressful as hell. Hats off to u!
I recognize Kennedy Steve and one other. I think theres one other. Awesome controllers, esp Steve.
Towards the end you get a taste of the Eternal Battle between Kennedy Steve and the tugs. Tugs and Super Tugs for the heavies always needed but they have the WORST radios and they are not in soundproof cabs so they deal with background noise. Plus they are getting squawks from the ramp etc.
Bro I love this so I decided to like😂
Hilarious! Thanks for sharing this.
Glad you enjoyed it!
Now im really gonna focus on my dream being a pilot
Good 😀
How's the dream coming on
It's good to hear these guys having fun instead of screaming at each other. Sometimes you just have to say "screw it" and just laugh and go with it.
Ahh Kennedy Steve is such a legend ☺️
This is literally every ATC on a simulator
I was landing a C150. A British Caladonian 707 called long final, and were cleared to land after "the cherokee", once I cleared the runway he was cleared to land. He aknowleged, but also pointed out that the cherokee had landed inverted!
ATC: Tank you, you need to kindly key the mic and respond when you are given instructions too, I can't read your lips from here. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Steve Kennedy was a “LEGEND “ at JFK! Never got tired of listening to him handle JFK Ground and attempt to position aircraft for departure. Those were the good old days when listening to JFK ground frequencies was exciting . Ever since Steve Kennedy retired, I ceased to enjoy ,JFK Ground! A shout out to Steve Kennedy, “ ENJOY YOUR WELL DESERVED RETIREMENT “! JFK will never be the same without you!
I miss Kennedy Steve. Bet the pilots do too
You just got a fresh subscribe this shit too funny but also i am scared to make a mistake on radio 🤣🤣
Kennedy Steve is *_iconic._* JFK ATC lost a lot of personality with his departure.
The other JFK ground controller that was in the first few clips sounds like a contender, though.
( "kuntendah," to keep the Big Apple flavah)
When I listen to these I am often reminded of trying to give directions to students when I was a substitute teacher. lol
The skill level of these traffic controllers is absolutely astounding. I can see myself having 10 million dollars worth of planes all smashed together in the middle of the runway.
Amazingly they all got to their destinations. Holy Smoke!
How is it they don't end up in a massive pile-up in the middle of the runway!!!???
EARTH TO ...whoever....Sounds like he's roasting every single pilot if they don't answer or answer correctly. Brutal but excellent management skills
IN MY VIEW
I don't watch these Funniest Pilot Traffic Control Conversations often, but when I do, I love them.
I miss Kennedy Steve. Hope he is enjoying his retirement. Can't imagine him lounging around very long.
I heard he's a ramp agent now
"can't read your lips from here"....atc comment.. funny!
how can you hear that, do you have an app for that?
This is why I prefer to drive myself 😆
With these videos I think how it’s a marvel any planes get ANYWHERE
Love these conversations.
What a way to run an airport, lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know.? these conversations may be funny but as long as both ATC and pilots get things correct before an accident occurs the passengers and crew are in good hands. Thank you!
"I can't read your lips from here" XDXDXD
After a long argument about air-space rules, Berlin ATC is getting impatient with a British Airways Pilot:
Berlin ATC: "Have you never flown into Berlin airspace before?"
Pilot: "That was ages ago when I was with the RAF, but we didn't land."
Berlin ATC: "Proceed to runway 32"
Oof..! 😅
Not only is this joke old, it appears on every fucking flight-related video on youtube. So sick of seeing it. How can you people think you're the only one in the world who has heard it? It was invented in the 19 fucking 40's.
@@johnd5398 Who pissed in your cereal? I've never heard it and it's funny. Chill out dude.
@@johnd5398 first time i ever heard it, and i laughed out loud. Let it go, let it go....
“I can’t read your lips from here” 🤣🤣🤣
I don't know why I think this stuff is so funny. I used to watch something like this that was virtual.
For 7 minutes every days, I roleplay ATC when I am trying to explain to my DoorDash driver how to find me so I can get my fries before they are stale and cold.
Haha! That’s genius! 😂
That guy at JFK Kennedy Steve reminds me of Fletcher from Whiplash, absolutely hilarious tone and cadence when he speaks, regardless of what he says.
Dude this is like every ptfs public server with an ATC, pure chaos lol
LOL! Awesome video!
Thank you
I have to stop watching this - it's scaring the crap out of me! :D
This SERIOUSLY can't be what's happening for real between them LOL
"Alitalia whatever your number is"
Man we're so dead as an airline at this point there's only one of our aircraft on the strip at any one time. Feelsbadman.
Also there's so much hypersensitivity.
Yes, ATCs do expect pilots that can fly Aeroplanes and require years of study and around 1500+ hours for most airlines in charge of the lives of hundreds of people - to have the most minimal degree of common sense. This often fails them. It doesn't just piss off ATC when they don't have it; but it also pisses off ground ops on the ramp.
These controllers make all the landing fees worth it 😁