Funniest Flight Attendant Ever

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  • I was coming back home on a Southwest flight when I discovered I had one of the funniest flight attendants on board with me. It was one of the best flights I have ever been on!
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  • @NickRooney
    @NickRooney  4 ปีที่แล้ว +18599

    Thank you everyone for all of the support on this video! I never expected it to blow up like it has, but I am definitely thankful for everyone taking the time to like the video and subscribe to the channel. I do plan on posting some more content soon, so comment down below what kind of videos you want to see from me!

    • @chxn3gg
      @chxn3gg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Ive never laugh through 5 minutes straight on a video...holy cow my face hurts. This was just what I needed today. Subbed. Have a great day!

    • @pedrolopez9716
      @pedrolopez9716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you are welcome

    • @tinuolaabimbola9449
      @tinuolaabimbola9449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I laughed so hard my friend said do I need to go the hospital my mom was are u alright and my sister said I am crazy hahahahhah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😋🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-wj8pw6bd9h
      @user-wj8pw6bd9h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Launch Gaming thank u for posting the video, it was rly funny

    • @nazaninparsian8021
      @nazaninparsian8021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Thank you it’s so funny

  • @devirama1
    @devirama1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13779

    I remember a flight where the attendant said from the front, "Here's your seat belt and here's how to open and close it. If you still can't do it, call to one of your flight attendants. We will come and laugh at you."

    • @stresslevel9003
      @stresslevel9003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@criardutson734 he spammer mate

    • @CaribbeanVibrasLala
      @CaribbeanVibrasLala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@georgestoller6339 Stop spammer,

    • @abcdefgh-ce3fc
      @abcdefgh-ce3fc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😭

    • @Eli-tk5vd
      @Eli-tk5vd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@BCastless bruh not in the video, she was talking about a different flight that she was in

    • @nickgage1438
      @nickgage1438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@BCastless Mate you need to work on your reading, or else we come and laugh at you.

  • @siena3629
    @siena3629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5750

    Once I had a flight attendant that said "This is a non-smoking airline. If we see smoke, we will assume you're on fire, and will react accordingly." 😂

    • @jar4186
      @jar4186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hehe

    • @Wincognit0
      @Wincognit0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Bruh
      Edit: I say ‘bruh’ but this is actually funny..

    • @AkaneTendo
      @AkaneTendo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LMFAOO

    • @kittu1589
      @kittu1589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I wanna go in this types of flights😂

    • @raihartley5348
      @raihartley5348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

  • @stomiks4274
    @stomiks4274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15165

    “For those of you traveling with your children, Why?”
    Best line ever said.

    • @midheaven8991
      @midheaven8991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

      "For those of you traveling with your two kids..." "what you were thinking ?"
      Also excellent line.

    • @mermaid960
      @mermaid960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      When you're traveling with 3+ children... O.O

    • @ew8381
      @ew8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Stomiks when we went on flight a year or two ago somebody said that to everyone and I was traveling with 6 siblings, my mom, and my dad and my anxiety went 📈📈📈 for the rest or the 11 hour flight. I was 10

    • @Gondzhishk
      @Gondzhishk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mermaid Girl You

    • @mermaid960
      @mermaid960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Gondzhishk Lol, I don't have any children. Well, except for pups!

  • @sunnyc8900
    @sunnyc8900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2060

    I'm not even on the flight, and I listened to the entire flight safety message!
    He's good. And FABULOUS!

    • @DiabloOutdoors
      @DiabloOutdoors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same here

    • @teneikalaprincess2669
      @teneikalaprincess2669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know exactly what to do now in an emergency 😂😂😂😂 this guy definitely understood the assignment 😂😂😂👍🏾

    • @larahuffmaster5857
      @larahuffmaster5857 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 😆

    • @e.d972
      @e.d972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So did I.

    • @marion6967
      @marion6967 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've never been on a plane but I know the security measures now haha

  • @yitzikaner7851
    @yitzikaner7851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13707

    For those saying he wasn't serious enough on the matter. Guess what? This IS the first time you listened to the speech from beginning to end!

    • @zelson_6118
      @zelson_6118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

      In my opinion it's ok that hes not serious because it makes people LESS stressed

    • @ke900vilol5
      @ke900vilol5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Spiting facts

    • @Legend-gq4yb
      @Legend-gq4yb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@zelson_6118 u are right, but to be stressed because of flying... in 2020... srsly?

    • @rainesc8739
      @rainesc8739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      @@Legend-gq4yb Well there are people who are not really comfortable flying (but they have to). Just because it's 2020 doesn't mean that some risks in flying are eliminated and people'a anxiety in flights will go away like that.

    • @Benjamin-bj6xj
      @Benjamin-bj6xj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Raine SC
      The probability with the risk of flying is so incredibly miniscule that you’d have to live the life of everyone of the plane thousands of times to get into trouble in the air

  • @annalacey9392
    @annalacey9392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4231

    Once when I was little I brought my doll on the flight and put in on the seat next to me. Partway through the flight, one of the flight attendants saw that it wasn't buckled, so he put it on top of my backpack, strapped it in, and scolded me for being a bad mother.
    And I loved every minute of it😂

  • @peterpatton8736
    @peterpatton8736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5972

    Had a pilot once start singing "I believe I can fly" So funny.

    • @jessicarohbock5910
      @jessicarohbock5910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      "Ladies and gentlemen, it is a life vest, not a toilet seat cover."

    • @TheTwinangels
      @TheTwinangels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Ladies

    • @firecats5391
      @firecats5391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      "i believe i can fly" he might have been a bit unsure of how to fly the plane, glad you made it :)

    • @darkpone3731
      @darkpone3731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I had one that sang "When You Wish Upon A Star"

    • @itsreikochan2136
      @itsreikochan2136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thank God you're still alive, dude

  • @Bamblam69
    @Bamblam69 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    My three favorite Southwest jokes:
    Be careful when opening the overhead compartment because shift happens.
    That hard landing wasn't our fault; it wasn't the pilot's fault; it was the asphalt.
    We have a special birthday. There is a gentleman turning 90. As you exit the plane please wish the pilot happy birthday.

    • @beverlyhill9947
      @beverlyhill9947 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      AWESOME...REALLY FUNNY! THANKS!

    • @yourbigfan1777
      @yourbigfan1777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shift happens

  • @omaramakhtari7600
    @omaramakhtari7600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17877

    I paid more attention to his safety instructions than I ever have on any airline, ever.

    • @saraiixy161
      @saraiixy161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Me too-

    • @terrybowler7215
      @terrybowler7215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Yep the best way to make someone sit up and take notice is to make it funny

    • @rubiochica
      @rubiochica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Right!! I never pay attention to the safety instructions anymore. Yet now I focused completely on what the flight attendant was saying. A bit of humor is a great for grabbing people's attention.

    • @todorokisfavouriteobject9109
      @todorokisfavouriteobject9109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yup, the funnier it is the more likely we are to pay attention

    • @kirstin6296
      @kirstin6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too

  • @solafrezeq
    @solafrezeq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6416

    “no one is texting or videoing at this time” *is literally videoing this*

    • @SillyRamen
      @SillyRamen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      “That your cellular phone is being used not for texting or videoing at this time”, but close enough lol

    • @christinamitchell6796
      @christinamitchell6796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol 😂

    • @Omegatonboom
      @Omegatonboom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Airplane mode engaged. Fight me.

    • @dennyfrontier
      @dennyfrontier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I wish there was a genocide of people who say "videoing"

    • @ZeroXF5
      @ZeroXF5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ... cameras do exist outside of cellphones >_>

  • @tardisrider25
    @tardisrider25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5809

    Give that guy a raise. You almost want to fly on his plane. Even if ya got nowhere to go.

    • @stormy7028
      @stormy7028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yep and I'm afraid of flying not because of height but because I've seen too many movies where stuff happens on planes lol

    • @dona4aloe
      @dona4aloe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Gamemachine I had always hoped to see him again... nope. Never forgot him though!😂😂😂

    • @stormy7028
      @stormy7028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dona4aloe what do you mean?🤨🖤💙💚💙🖤

    • @Masties518
      @Masties518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thst gay you mean?

    • @stormy7028
      @stormy7028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Masties518 what does thst mean?

  • @crzsxychilngal9895
    @crzsxychilngal9895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    I've flown with him before on a flight to Orlando and his announcement is completely different. He's been doing these a loooong time. He's just amazing!

    • @chacejordan7522
      @chacejordan7522 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      From Los Angeles to Baltimore for me I find it so funny by how many ppl know him

  • @PatricksGS
    @PatricksGS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15191

    “In the unlikely event that our captain decides to turn the love airline into a cruise..” 😂 This man should be a comedian

    • @williamwest4049
      @williamwest4049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Couldn't agree more. I actually got a laugh from him. 🤣

    • @butters-709
      @butters-709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I gave u your 699 like😆😆😆

    • @MenmaUzumaki-nb6ob
      @MenmaUzumaki-nb6ob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      True dat!😂

    • @MenmaUzumaki-nb6ob
      @MenmaUzumaki-nb6ob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The Phantom
      Maybe he was only allowed to do it for five minutes. Be honest would u want to listen to comedy on the flight, it would get annoying after a while. Also if he wanted he probably could’ve made this go on for hours.

    • @HeadoftheSC
      @HeadoftheSC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol so damn true

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15326

    The world would be a better place if literally everyone was as chill and lighthearted and carefree as he is.

    • @serosero
      @serosero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      It would be indeed, jelal

    • @jasonromanos8268
      @jasonromanos8268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache your freaking everywhere,

    • @fbi1887
      @fbi1887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Oh hello there, you again

    • @akiknight3965
      @akiknight3965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Bro I just see you everywhere I go, who are you?! Are a comment section god or something!

    • @worlddomination4840
      @worlddomination4840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Heyo!

  • @wizardshark1127
    @wizardshark1127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8313

    “If you don’t like my jokes there are six exits on the aircraft.”
    Dude just made the smoothest roast ever.

    • @mikagesama1990
      @mikagesama1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      So smooth, Sojiro Sakura never saw it coming.

    • @shikaloba5928
      @shikaloba5928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol 😅😅😅😂😂😂

    • @mr.bananaman3178
      @mr.bananaman3178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mikagesama1990 who?

    • @grenadasoftworks9734
      @grenadasoftworks9734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was your 1,000th like. You deserve it for that comment.

    • @kristinmarie9056
      @kristinmarie9056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg! Until I read your comment I thought it was a woman 😳😳

  • @ov3rkill
    @ov3rkill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Dude is a stand-up comedian. He could've his own Netflix special or something.

    • @ndspeedster
      @ndspeedster ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he isn't that funny

    • @SamanthaMartin0718
      @SamanthaMartin0718 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ndspeedsteryes he sure is

  • @wizardshark1127
    @wizardshark1127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4498

    Flight attendant: “For those of you who brought children, *WHY!?!* “
    The most understood statement to be made on a plane.

    • @rosiewaller1957
      @rosiewaller1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He was on about to my mom got 5 me my sis my other sis and 2 brothers

    • @TXGladiators
      @TXGladiators 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You can’t procreate no matter how hard you try. Children are the future.

    • @kevinyoung42
      @kevinyoung42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@TXGladiators No one can procreate by themselves, no matter how hard he or she tries ... So, let's explore the options. How 'bout surrogacy and in vitro fertilization or is it still 1952 wherever you are? Fact: the world lacks parents, not children.

    • @tuftyterror983
      @tuftyterror983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      We flew a night flight to Orland in December 26 at like 1 am in the mmorning. This little girl across the isle would not shut up. I am not trying to be rude, but she was SOOO loud. (She was like 3-4 maybe?) "DAADDYYYY I WANT IPAD!!" DADDY!! MOMMY! IPAD". This went on for 5 AND A HALF HOUWRS. She would not sleep. But then in April we flew to Las Vegas. The kids across us were cute, they were restless before it even took off, and they thought they went to space. And they slept the whole flight.

    • @tuftyterror983
      @tuftyterror983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The seriously thought they went space as it took off. "THIS ISNT AN AIRPLANE YOU DIDNT TELL ME WE WERE GOING to SPACE?!"

  • @4orcedInduction69
    @4orcedInduction69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3926

    “For those of you who are traveling with your children,”
    “Why?”
    So true

    • @kaywatson6505
      @kaywatson6505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      And put it on the bright one.

    • @4orcedInduction69
      @4orcedInduction69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @savanna8898
      @savanna8898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      when my mum used to fly with 4 😳

    • @Nosk0
      @Nosk0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@savanna8898 what in the world she was thinking about?
      - The guy in the video

    • @DagmarHi
      @DagmarHi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love this !!! Allways thinking it 😆😉

  • @karenkosloske9557
    @karenkosloske9557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40403

    I’ve flown with him! Doesn’t do the same jokes every time . He’s a kick !

    • @mrdawgy1229
      @mrdawgy1229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2688

      love flight attendants that are funny

    • @unleasheth
      @unleasheth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1684

      Holy cow that's awesome

    • @maggieherczeg8893
      @maggieherczeg8893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      Same

    • @hollywood8687
      @hollywood8687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      That’s what we all need !!!!!!! ❤️😂🔥

    • @hollywood8687
      @hollywood8687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      Sarah 98 .omg really ?! ..... They did it properly before they did the joke !!!! Lighten up . 😊

  • @ComForCare_SouthIndy
    @ComForCare_SouthIndy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I've had him as a flight attendant one time coming out of Texas I think.... So glad someone caught this on video. He is exactly all that.

  • @KatiesChannelx
    @KatiesChannelx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3052

    Parents: do you want to be a flight attendant or a comedian?
    Him: yes

  • @atmedolphintheshark963
    @atmedolphintheshark963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4878

    "for those who's flying with their children. Why?" Couldn't be more accurate then that

    • @RasMajnouni
      @RasMajnouni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why would you say that?

    • @mxhe.x2.044
      @mxhe.x2.044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AtMeDolphinTheShark wdym I don’t have a word because I didn’t comment it @Tima Aldoseri wrote it

    • @atmedolphintheshark963
      @atmedolphintheshark963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mxhe.x2.044 oh you mean you wrote your comment for someone else? Sorry my mistake he probably deleted his comment

    • @mxhe.x2.044
      @mxhe.x2.044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AtMeDolphinTheShark oh don’t worry I deleted my comment and I think he did too my bad

    • @atmedolphintheshark963
      @atmedolphintheshark963 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mxhe.x2.044 same lol

  • @dearrbambi
    @dearrbambi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2597

    "Folks, you don't like the jokes or service tonight, six ways out of this airplane, feel free to use them."
    THIS SENT ME.

    • @heisdeadjim
      @heisdeadjim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      At 33000 feet they won't open lol....

    • @jdotgwp
      @jdotgwp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      heisdeadjim r/whoooosh

    • @jasonbourne1596
      @jasonbourne1596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wish someone would of got up and headed for the door.

    • @johnjohnson201
      @johnjohnson201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LaxrGaming I enjoyed his comment.. insightful and wholesome.

    • @heisdeadjim
      @heisdeadjim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jdotgwp oh no, I got it. This is precisely why old mate said "feel free to use them" knowing they won't open.
      A very polite and verbose way of saying "stiff shit,".

  • @ray_ray_7112
    @ray_ray_7112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I sure hope this guy gets well compensated for his comedy act as well as his experience as a flight attendemt. He is awesome!

    • @silly_hammy1
      @silly_hammy1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He doesn't. I did the same job. We do it for da flight benz🤣🤣

  • @renjunsshoulder4181
    @renjunsshoulder4181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5775

    “Marry one of us and you’d fly free”

    • @lr5927
      @lr5927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      😂😂😂

    • @Batman-lx9lh
      @Batman-lx9lh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Sorry I'm kinda into buses

    • @Batman-lx9lh
      @Batman-lx9lh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@sahilprusty Because
      My boss makes me pay to fly..

    • @aditishrikant7711
      @aditishrikant7711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Louis Tomlinson oh god ..... I thought you were the real Louis for a second .......😅💙

    • @michael_koski
      @michael_koski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol, my cousin's marrying a pilot this summer, and this is exactly it!😂😂
      - Ana

  • @saranilses6004
    @saranilses6004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1366

    when I was 8 I was on a morning plane to spain, they served lunch at 9am and the captain said "I'm sorry but the outdoor seating is closed today due to bad weather"

    • @saatvikkalra6061
      @saatvikkalra6061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hahaha

    • @frozenhoney2628
      @frozenhoney2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sara nilses XD

    • @philattlee1
      @philattlee1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      'People found smoking will be asked to leave' heard on a recent flight.

    • @melindakay0815
      @melindakay0815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @nohelya347
      @nohelya347 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I- *i dont get it* ....😓

  • @landongoodman1492
    @landongoodman1492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3928

    Ok see y’all 10 years later when TH-cam recommends this again

  • @AdMBandLeader
    @AdMBandLeader 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Every flight needs such an attendant. Cool, serious yet funny at the same time and engages people more to pay attention.

  • @koolstool
    @koolstool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5970

    Let’s be honest the jokes weren’t the only thing making this grand. His voice was just too perfect for this

  • @JDsVarietyChannel
    @JDsVarietyChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11324

    The "you're all gonna die if something goes wrong speech" with a positive spin. xD

    • @roninalpha1285
      @roninalpha1285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@homaralexanderxg No channel promoting

    • @suzannechiarenza9576
      @suzannechiarenza9576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      AND people actually listen...

    • @nickelhunter3129
      @nickelhunter3129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yo JD!

    • @stealthsoldier4400
      @stealthsoldier4400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never thought about it like that

    • @FlipGz
      @FlipGz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everything is funny until it really happens 😟

  • @mrseveneight5355
    @mrseveneight5355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6770

    Everytime a funny flight attendant makes a sarcastic joke
    One Karen gets offended

    • @NickRooney
      @NickRooney  4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      A great tragedy

    • @Gfriend_Buddy99
      @Gfriend_Buddy99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Already did... Like in a comments above your... Some people just couldn't get a joke don't they...

    • @KillerQueenBitesZaDusto
      @KillerQueenBitesZaDusto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      why is he making stories my little child is getting scared ( right bob? no? yes? yes! just pretend yes) he must get fired oooo i need to speak to your manager now

    • @commandercody206
      @commandercody206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Togetha we can stop theeesss

    • @stardustlight8630
      @stardustlight8630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MrSeven Eight 1:35 the Joke to karens

  • @ysocharming
    @ysocharming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    South west is totally the funniest airline I have ever flown and I always fly Southwest because of it. Not only are they affordable but the quality is awesome. It does ease the anxiety a bit. I have so many stories with Southwest but one of my favorites was that they had us try out our overhead lights on a count of three everyone had to turn it on and turn it off and when everyone turned it off, the cabin crew started singing happy birthday to someone on the plane because the lights represented candles being blown out. It was awesome!

    • @angelachan9238
      @angelachan9238 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thanks mr.southwest advertisment

  • @The-NSA
    @The-NSA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2721

    Flight attendant: No video at this time
    Video guy: *nervous sweating*

    • @bethan4770
      @bethan4770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      im sorry but *flight attendant

    • @storagerunningout8012
      @storagerunningout8012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/0hIbRTlnaGY/w-d-xo.html

    • @The-NSA
      @The-NSA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Storage Running Out yes please

    • @TonyP9279
      @TonyP9279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I bet that's why he added that in; he saw he was being filmed.

  • @NissiASMR
    @NissiASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2304

    "Marry one of us and you'll fly free." 😂

    • @legendaryroots
      @legendaryroots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      remember one of us , is High maintenance

    • @nerdgeekcosplay909
      @nerdgeekcosplay909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OK

    • @savageshot3723
      @savageshot3723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@legendaryroots does that mean hes gay? I didnt get that part

    • @anyangootieno5226
      @anyangootieno5226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I felt like being there actually during that offer😂😂😂who wouldn't want flying for free😂

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ngl, I considered proposing to my partner who is a flight attendant. I didn't know spouses fly free. Hmmmm.

  • @MissSmith18
    @MissSmith18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3903

    I laughed till I cried 😂😂😂😂
    “Marry one of us and you’d fly free.” 🎶

    • @NetCerpher
      @NetCerpher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      One would need to be gay.

    • @user-rs3lg6un4n
      @user-rs3lg6un4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      NetCerpher not everyone on the internet is a male you bitch nugget

    • @cali_gurl8863
      @cali_gurl8863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Bitch nugget 😂😂

    • @alphakytendo2505
      @alphakytendo2505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@user-rs3lg6un4n Thank you. I thank you for roasting him 😁

    • @logancressy2259
      @logancressy2259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      g i thank you for misunderstanding their bad grammar

  • @molly-hv2iw
    @molly-hv2iw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    this is by far the best flight safety show ive ever seen best ive ever got is a captain saying this
    "while please and thank you are not neccesary we will be silently judging you"

  • @AshleyGossett
    @AshleyGossett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    That's actually genius as well, he's using humor to not only catch everyone's attention enough that they'll pay attention since what he's saying is important, but also to lighten the mood and help people relax, as flying is terrifying for some. Also, I'm sure he's showing off, he seems real sassy. Lmao

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      My Dad is terrified of flying and our safety announcement was a video with a couple of funny parts, he kept repeating those and you could just tell he was more saying it for himself, trying to forget about the whole "in case we crash in water" bit

    • @rishrish3476
      @rishrish3476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And trust me the examples he used will make what to do easier to remember

    • @kei-dx3wh
      @kei-dx3wh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ashley Gossett well he doesn’t really have anything to show off

  • @HelloKitty-ed5cy
    @HelloKitty-ed5cy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3367

    Only time I've ever seen a plane full of people actually listening to the safety demo, hilarious... 😁😁

    • @jacquelinebailey3118
      @jacquelinebailey3118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I agree. I fly most of the time now I know all the safety features. Lol . Very interesting education and fun at the same time

    • @luitzimbert2243
      @luitzimbert2243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I can relate

    • @CAT.1966.
      @CAT.1966. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Far out funny😸😸😁 shit still laughing ✌

    • @maiaressem9026
      @maiaressem9026 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Kitty it’s because he want their to have fun to Listen

    • @CAT.1966.
      @CAT.1966. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@welshcobdequestrian3197 Planes! Not plains.! "Poetry darling " ✌

  • @Jayfire
    @Jayfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1745

    2:21 “And that your cellular phone is not being used for texting or *video* at this time”
    Lmao

    • @BatFan_Attic
      @BatFan_Attic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He meant video calls. As thats what can mess with the airplanes. Recording is just fine

    • @dreampsi2
      @dreampsi2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      when I was in London I was filming the Beefeaters giving a lecture. While I'm videoing he talks about the arrow slits in the walls and says "they are there so they can fire arrows down at any VIDEO CAMERA OPERATORS" and looks directly over at me and everyone laughs then he said "turn it off!" I didn't know if I wasn't allowed to video, no one said but I think there was info after that part that you can't record for some reason..security I guess.

    • @Mei-dp3wq
      @Mei-dp3wq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was tryna think of the perfect way to type that but..you got me covered

    • @SoybeanInTheMilk
      @SoybeanInTheMilk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Video calls not video

  • @heavnnnsent
    @heavnnnsent ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This guy is working the airplane but his heart is really in the comedy club. He is literally funnier than many comedians and I hope one day to fly with him!

  • @nittany272
    @nittany272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3055

    We were flying home from Milwaukee after a funeral and he made my wife laugh for the first time in over a week. Got to chat with him after the flight, too. He basically said as long as he touches on the key points in the script the FAA has no issue with the comedy. Really sweet guy.

    • @frankie3591
      @frankie3591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Very Sorry for your loss.

    • @67hutch
      @67hutch ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That guy’s a legend!

    • @addie-eileenpaige6460
      @addie-eileenpaige6460 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I think they'd be happy he does this since more people probably pay attention to this than the regular safety announcements.

    • @Dutch_Uncle
      @Dutch_Uncle ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I heard these gems on a flight:
      "If you need connecting information you can ask the service representatives at the end of the airport gangway. They are dressed like Realtors."
      "If you are traveling with a child or dim business colleague, please put on your mask first, then provide aid."
      "After a controlled cash landing like that your overhead luggage is definitely not where you put it."

    • @heavnnnsent
      @heavnnnsent ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ❤️🧡❤️🧡❤️

  • @raemarie3973
    @raemarie3973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2611

    "In case you haven't been in a car since 1942...." LMAO..

    • @Hana-ku9dh
      @Hana-ku9dh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So true

    • @scp-049-f
      @scp-049-f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean, most of the cars then we're either half rubble or under a tank

    • @pizzyb2595
      @pizzyb2595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Nenethegreat W Sorry that you are un-co-ordinated, but have you no sense of humour? Lighten up a bit and don't be so sour!!

    • @varietyaspens
      @varietyaspens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Nenethegreat W even I’m not that pessimistic, and I’m diagnosed with depression- lighten up damn

    • @JR-pf2fh
      @JR-pf2fh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Nenethegreat W your a "Karen"

  • @mikestettenbenz8743
    @mikestettenbenz8743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3370

    Well, I am offended. Offended I wasn't on this flight. Lol 😂 😆 🤣

    • @chrissiebawn9357
      @chrissiebawn9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😀👍😀

    • @username552
      @username552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😛😝😜
      w h y. a r e. w e. d o i n g. t h i s.

    • @clover4408
      @clover4408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too..😿

    • @goosecat8517
      @goosecat8517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IKR

    • @RiadRiad
      @RiadRiad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Got us in the first half, ngl

  • @galecoldwell-coldwellbanke5477
    @galecoldwell-coldwellbanke5477 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Love this! He was very funny and he undoubtedly relaxes those who are nervous about flying.
    I had a flight attendant on Southwest who was equally as funny.
    It was definitely a great way to start a flight!

  • @nitricshade245
    @nitricshade245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3859

    “Marry one of us and you’d fly free” 🤣🤣

  • @laceylaszlo7989
    @laceylaszlo7989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2300

    I have flown with him before, he makes the message fun and people listen. It’s not the same message as before, I love that he changes it!!!

    • @pawwalker3492
      @pawwalker3492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      So have we. He does change things up.
      Nice to see someone who loves their job.

    • @yeetreviews
      @yeetreviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ill have to fly southwest more often and hope he’s still doing it

    • @jenjaradat6882
      @jenjaradat6882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I did too I flew with him . I also flew on frontier there is another guy just like him .

    • @pawwalker3492
      @pawwalker3492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@yeetreviews - we fly SW whenever possible. Quite a few of their FA make their safety instructions fun. People actually pay attention.
      But this guy is the funniest. I almost died when he talked about low and on your hip, like the speedos he'll be wearing ...

    • @joyhruska9377
      @joyhruska9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too!! He is awesome!! I love when I have him on a flight!

  • @robstockton2463
    @robstockton2463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1770

    “One of us is a little higher maintenance than the other two.” LOL OMG

    • @viethoangngo2302
      @viethoangngo2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dont get it 😥

    • @hilcia7921
      @hilcia7921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@viethoangngo2302 I think it means their good in bed😉

    • @summeroflove394
      @summeroflove394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Means he is a homosexual

    • @vperkv6554
      @vperkv6554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@viethoangngo2302 it means , he is STHUPER DOOPER

    • @zejdland
      @zejdland 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@summeroflove394 what!!!

  • @evelynfinney2154
    @evelynfinney2154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    That was great. Definitely inventive and every single person was paying attention. Way to go flight attendants

  • @eoghand9656
    @eoghand9656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    You know your in for a cool flight when the attendant is wearing shorts

    • @maring23
      @maring23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Thinking about this more makes me realize how right you are lol

    • @kimperes5987
      @kimperes5987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That's Southwest Airlines attire 😎 --fun beachy vacation theme. The good ole days! My favorite airline for sure!

    • @wolfrainexxx
      @wolfrainexxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Or he's preparing for the swim home when it turns into a cruise.

    • @BonJoviMad100
      @BonJoviMad100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kimperes5987 Excuse me while I move to the states, and work for SWA, y'all be having some fun.

    • @atr3512
      @atr3512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The... the likes they're at umm... 6 6 6

  • @natashan5815
    @natashan5815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3800

    If only he was a school teacher I'd actually learn something

    • @NickRooney
      @NickRooney  4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Factual

    • @TheShipMunksTV
      @TheShipMunksTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thesavage4835 Who Hurt you

    • @jackal8858
      @jackal8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheShipMunksTV probably a gay dude

    • @thesavage4835
      @thesavage4835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Atishay Jain yeah you

    • @TheShipMunksTV
      @TheShipMunksTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jackal8858 Well you wouldn't say shit like "yeah he probably teaches how to eat pussy" about a straight teacher would you

  • @marcussteele0
    @marcussteele0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6670

    Somebody please give this man a raise.

    • @kizer0161
      @kizer0161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      he probably earns a fortune don't worry about it

    • @ladder3257
      @ladder3257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@kizer0161 he… probably doesn’t actually

    • @deeformed2475
      @deeformed2475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The only reason he doesn’t get a raise from this is that he dissed Southwest for being cheap by saying that, if you had more money, you’d be flying American Airlines

    • @danielhortalenlet8002
      @danielhortalenlet8002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He definitely raised something doe for me!!!

    • @deeformed2475
      @deeformed2475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danielhortalenlet8002 I-I think I hear a drum playing in the background

  • @Lkpriest
    @Lkpriest 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Now THAT'S in-flight entertainment!!😂✈️💺🍻

    • @beverlyhill9947
      @beverlyhill9947 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      BRILLIANT THOUGHT! REALLY GOOD!

  • @brandonlee8123
    @brandonlee8123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1897

    “Your cellular device should not be used for texting, or video at this time”
    Guy filming: profuse sweating

    • @doivid72
      @doivid72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      hahaha lol how come I didn't think of that

    • @GadgetMsGadget
      @GadgetMsGadget 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

    • @CyberRacer
      @CyberRacer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk if ur joking but video recording doesn’t require cellular

    • @imdyinginside1919
      @imdyinginside1919 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "or video tape at this time"

    • @fuzzle5612
      @fuzzle5612 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I turned it into 1.9k

  • @solidmoon8266
    @solidmoon8266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2417

    Somebody give him a raise. How he's able to keep everyone's attention while explaining everything in a way that's fun for everyone is a talent.

    • @NatureAndBee
      @NatureAndBee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Totally agree!

    • @isabelamacavei1333
      @isabelamacavei1333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He covered all FAA regulations. Brilliant! I would have loved to see him interviewing for this job.

    • @dianalynn9285
      @dianalynn9285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Right?! It’s the first time I actually listened to the entire thing.

    • @kelvinmann7993
      @kelvinmann7993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He already gets paid well with free vacations lol

    • @kevinbrown8792
      @kevinbrown8792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And it puts nervous flyers at ease. Brilliant.

  • @terrimcfaddin-solomon8201
    @terrimcfaddin-solomon8201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    Nothing like calming down nervous passengers with a good laugh. Thanks sir.

  • @shanarussell5549
    @shanarussell5549 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He's a riot! Why are my attendants always so uptight & no fun? 🤣

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2600

    “Folks who don’t like the jokes, there are six ways off this aircraft”
    That sent me into hysterics

    • @Hana-ku9dh
      @Hana-ku9dh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao I got to it as I read this and I’m dead XD

    • @riozic3232
      @riozic3232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @Izaakii
      @Izaakii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      exit doors*

    • @numicago
      @numicago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was brilliant!!!

    • @isaacmirage6696
      @isaacmirage6696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember another SW flight attendant using that same line a few years. Except it was 8 exits instead of 6.

  • @youngdreamer8425
    @youngdreamer8425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2675

    Everybody’s gangsta until the captain decides to turn the love airline into a cruise
    Edit: Holly molly !! 2.7K likes you guys are awesome , thank youu

  • @Neyobe
    @Neyobe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5705

    LOL. He said “Don’t record videos” and “This will end up on TH-cam”. I luv it

    • @NickRooney
      @NickRooney  5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Shhh, no one has to know a thing, just gotta turn the tables ;)

    • @Neyobe
      @Neyobe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Launch Gaming :D

    • @yesno9478
      @yesno9478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (Lenny)

    • @Neyobe
      @Neyobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omar Mercado 2:54=TH-cam

    • @Neyobe
      @Neyobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omar Mercado 2:22=No recording

  • @NH-tb2sm
    @NH-tb2sm ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is the first time I've ever listened to and watched the safety instructions and I'm not even on the fight!

    • @emmib1388
      @emmib1388 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that is why they do it that way :-)

  • @HelenaVanCity
    @HelenaVanCity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3957

    Imagine this guy becoming a high school teacher? He'd always have 100% class attendance and more straight A students than any other teacher of all times! LOL

    • @timeodaneosetdona
      @timeodaneosetdona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Well they’d certainly have a good GPA but I’m not sure how straight they’d be after a semester at Camp David :)

    • @Jennifer-hv2bc
      @Jennifer-hv2bc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Are you a teacher or just a comment? If you are Thank you

    • @HelenaVanCity
      @HelenaVanCity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Jennifer-hv2bc I AM a teacher, English and ESL. That's exactly how I know that humor works and helps remember important stuff :))) Thank you for your kind comment! :)

    • @savedbygracethroughfaith3447
      @savedbygracethroughfaith3447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Those were the exact classes I got A's in!! 🤣 history in the 7th grade was THE BEST!!!

    • @Beyourselfqt
      @Beyourselfqt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@savedbygracethroughfaith3447 I wish I had yours Im in 7th right now and mine is kinda mean

  • @dakotadellafera5850
    @dakotadellafera5850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3240

    "if you had $2,200 you would be on American Airlines flying first class" LOLOL! I am dead.

    • @spikefoxed
      @spikefoxed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The funny thing is I fly American Airlines!

    • @charlottearena
      @charlottearena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you know it is $20,000.00AU to fly from London to West Australia. No kidding, not to mention quarantine if you haven't had the jab that is

    • @charlottearena
      @charlottearena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you have that much money and you "have to" fly business class, why are you complaining and bragging at the same time I might add? If you had to be somewhere in an actual emergency you wouldn't care if you flew economy, right?

    • @orchdorch925
      @orchdorch925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I was on a Southwest flight a few months ago and the flight attendant said "Your purses are not that valuable cuz you're on Southwest" 😆

    • @dakotadellafera5850
      @dakotadellafera5850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@orchdorch925 OMGOSH!!! Hahaha

  • @mrebenblockbuster
    @mrebenblockbuster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3127

    You have 2 hours to think about this wedding proposal.

  • @richardmills1505
    @richardmills1505 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Absolutely brilliant! If I EVER get the balls to fly on a plane, I want THIS guy to be an attendant on MY flight.

  • @brostrod
    @brostrod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2179

    "You'll want to read it before you need it"
    Feels oddly threatening

    • @grammichal6759
      @grammichal6759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How are you easily triggered? You certainly sat up and take notice. 🤣

    • @galebush1004
      @galebush1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hearing that was fun! Thanks.

    • @barbarabuford5795
      @barbarabuford5795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hilariously threatening, Ha! 👍♥️

    • @treatmefavourably9825
      @treatmefavourably9825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

  • @firehorse4213
    @firehorse4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2198

    *’When those masks fall, put the mask on the bright one - that one’s gonna contribute to your retirement funds most successfully.’*
    That shit’s true 😂

    • @catty_5656
      @catty_5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Shit, I'm gonna die then

    • @Timbone07
      @Timbone07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha

    • @themontoyas3712
      @themontoyas3712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol I’d survive my little brother would be gone

    • @jiyuw1202
      @jiyuw1202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guess ima die as the pessimist

    • @kittiekatz34
      @kittiekatz34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I snorted I was laughing so hard

  • @taylang6101
    @taylang6101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8705

    Who else got this randomly in their recommended?

    • @depone6334
      @depone6334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      yep, same here, lol, but its comedy gold, sometimes these recommendations are funny AF

    • @yellowflower2067
      @yellowflower2067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Taylan G yes!!! 😂

    • @FPSkazuto
      @FPSkazuto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me and im glad that i found this

    • @Levemoore
      @Levemoore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me, but it's nice lol

    • @Kibo-gw8dt
      @Kibo-gw8dt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did! Lol

  • @LuckDragonLair
    @LuckDragonLair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I so love this man! He reminds me of a good friend that I lost when I was younger... Every time I see someone with this kind of way of making life just a little more fun, that really uplifts everyone, makes me feel like my friend is still out there. That bits of his wonderful nature splintered and spread throughout the universe because one body was too small to contain him. :) Thank you for sharing this video! (Sure it was 3 years ago, but still. ;) )

    • @FireFang97
      @FireFang97 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I feel the same way about a friend who I lost to

  • @L4INDIA
    @L4INDIA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31741

    When you wanted to be a comedian but your parents wanted you to have a *REAL* job
    aight 16k likes is like actually weird
    what in the holy tree 20k???!!
    This is really an achievement for me guys , thank you for making it so so special! 30k!!!

    • @Nate-yi5bn
      @Nate-yi5bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Google is tracking me help his parents think very short of him

    • @asmodeusasteroth7137
      @asmodeusasteroth7137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Kinda funny
      Gay dude maybe Atlanta

    • @Nate-yi5bn
      @Nate-yi5bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      asmodeus asteroth a price to pay for a dad joke

    • @L4INDIA
      @L4INDIA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ssjpeezy you're the guy

    • @HangingWithDan
      @HangingWithDan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The job with the highest income is considered a real job...

  • @dxrkerrxses
    @dxrkerrxses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1028

    "Ladies and gentlemen, it is a life vest, not a toilet seat cover."

    • @jas.per.25
      @jas.per.25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I wonder if something happened where he needed to say that

    • @doivid72
      @doivid72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jas.per.25 ya do u think someone mistook the actual aircraft toilet seat for their life vest.... I guess it didn't end that well....

    • @Trolleyatthestation
      @Trolleyatthestation 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @krystalrussell1783
      @krystalrussell1783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what it reminds me of.

    • @dxrkerrxses
      @dxrkerrxses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jas.per.25 yes

  • @mahrukhsadiq1096
    @mahrukhsadiq1096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He has just made a way for everyone with adhd to actually pay attention like I just listened to a whole thing of how to be safe on a plane

  • @nandydeleon4215
    @nandydeleon4215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2609

    "For those traveling with your kids... Why? "
    LMAO I'M FADING 💀

    • @infiresman7876
      @infiresman7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ARMY! 💜

    • @nandydeleon4215
      @nandydeleon4215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@infiresman7876 oh I don't consider my self an army but I do Stan BTS with all my heart
      UwU 💜💜💜

    • @jellycup691
      @jellycup691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Infires ARMY ARMY FRIENNNDD I PURPLE YOU💜💕

    • @infiresman7876
      @infiresman7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jellycup691 I purple you too! 💜

    • @nandydeleon4215
      @nandydeleon4215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jellycup691 oh meh gah qwq

  • @deltagaming5600
    @deltagaming5600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3297

    “ don’t be naughty in the potty or you’ll be on TH-cam next week “
    YOU’RE ON TH-cam!!

  • @Alhamdulillah_rabuallamin
    @Alhamdulillah_rabuallamin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1994

    “For those of you travelling with your children......why”
    OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂😂👏👏

  • @elaineb4490
    @elaineb4490 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If all safety talks were like this then people might actually take notice. I have never been on a flight with a crew member like this so am grateful that people post these funny clips.

  • @ghilishcambino8336
    @ghilishcambino8336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    I feel like if they crashed in the ocean or something this guy would still be able to make people laugh and stay calm lol

    • @DagmarHi
      @DagmarHi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For Sure 👏🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @ermelinda2223
      @ermelinda2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shali1413 NOT WHEN you are stranded in the ocean 🤣

    • @teambrad3777
      @teambrad3777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like the band on the titanic. 😂

    • @snarkfinder2621
      @snarkfinder2621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't you mean if the captain decided to turn the flight into a cruise?

  • @karliecox3377
    @karliecox3377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    I feel like most flight attendants should be like this while talking about the safety percussions. Because for the children it is less scary to think about.

    • @morganssmashingpearls3329
      @morganssmashingpearls3329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ASMR Ann Fly Southwest Airlines

    • @zoebell9839
      @zoebell9839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree

    • @torilynn2002
      @torilynn2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spirit does this sometimes too

    • @melindakay0815
      @melindakay0815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Precautions, not percussions. Totally different meanings...

    • @karliecox3377
      @karliecox3377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Melinda Radojević Sorry, my phone has auto correct and I don’t realize sometimes. I’m a ding dong. I’m sorry!!

  • @rbrine
    @rbrine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2473

    See y’all in 11 years when this pops up in our recommendations again

  • @christineadam6764
    @christineadam6764 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That was brilliant, really settled the passengers for their flight. We'll done that man.

  • @taiyoctopus2958
    @taiyoctopus2958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    I bet the pilots are in the cockpit laughing the entire time during this.

    • @racecarthedestroyer7192
      @racecarthedestroyer7192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I actually feel bad for the pilots because they can't hear the guy because they have to be focused on getting clearance from atc and taxiing the plane, one of the downsides to being pilots on this flight, but either way, i bet they're still trying to not laugh while talking to atc

    • @PafMedic
      @PafMedic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bing46 Sébastien ,😂😂😂😂✋🏽✋🏽Plot Twist✋🏽✋🏽😂😂😂😂

    • @itsthiagoboilol1260
      @itsthiagoboilol1260 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Racecar the Destroyer same bro

  • @casual720
    @casual720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    “Two hours to think about that wedding proposal but you need to know; one of us is a little higher maintenance than the other two” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @kazuro3949
      @kazuro3949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah we watched the video. and you don’t need to put 40 crying laughing face emojis

    • @vyarose
      @vyarose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Azailicy 123 Rude 😒

    • @kazuro3949
      @kazuro3949 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Via Rose yeah what about it

    • @vyarose
      @vyarose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Azailicy 123 I’m just saying you could be polite about it. If you don’t have something nice to say then don’t say it at all.

    • @SSBKai
      @SSBKai 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Via Rose *opinion*

  • @liseagnant4161
    @liseagnant4161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2101

    What’s not to like? He is hilarious, he made that “disclaimer: you could die today” moment very enjoyable. He clearly loves his job and has jokes! I love it 🥰

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I loved it all too, except just 1 thing! The do not inflate till outside the plane bit should have been stressed more, perhaps with another joke to really drive the point home. That's one of the worst things you can do if you crash in water.

    • @Realzproductreviews
      @Realzproductreviews 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    • @xrizbira
      @xrizbira 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@freshrot420 why?

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@xrizbira If you inflate it before exiting a sinking plane, it makes it very hard to maneuver and nearly impossible to get out any openings that are underwater. Wherever float meets water you are going straight up and this will most likely just pin you to the ceiling, or whatever is facing up at the time.

    • @xrizbira
      @xrizbira 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@freshrot420 ah, for a person who doesn't even know how to swim will it inflate fast enough before I sink?

  • @Arsenic71
    @Arsenic71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Haha this is absolutely brilliant and definitely more useful than the usual announcements because people DO pay attention. Fantastic job, that guy deserves a raise!

  • @HelloItsVG
    @HelloItsVG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8047

    I flew with him once! This dude is hilarious

    • @lilyaileen4642
      @lilyaileen4642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      You're lucky lol

    • @FATI_SZN
      @FATI_SZN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Your comment doesn't have that many likes for once
      Edit: yeah ik this aged terribly

    • @mutedx1432
      @mutedx1432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      No you didn't you're just trying to get attention 😃

    • @AsktheInternet-compilations
      @AsktheInternet-compilations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      No he isn’t. I have too. He is a southwest pilot.

    • @random_foo9712
      @random_foo9712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      VG what are you doing here man? Play some roblox flight simulators

  • @aingealblue3035
    @aingealblue3035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2597

    OMG - “flying with 2 kids? Put the oxygen mask on the bright one 😂 LMAO. Love this video!!!!

    • @mi4936
      @mi4936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @Eleanor Pass There is one mask per seat, including lavatories--so there are enough masks for everyone. There is an oxygen generator that feeds each separate seating row, which produces oxygen to the masks for around 15 min., which is enough time for the aircraft to descend below 10,000 ft. above sea level. Below 10,000 ft., the oxygen in the atmosphere is adequate for normal breathing without an oxygen mask.

    • @ishitadasgupta9048
      @ishitadasgupta9048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂 that would contribute to your retirement

    • @spatty3386
      @spatty3386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i miss my sister sometimes...

    • @mi4936
      @mi4936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@katrose7838 Correct me if I'm wrong, you are asking: if there are enough oxygen masks for every seat in a pressurized aircraft, what would happen in the event of cabin depressurization, if a child was in their parents lap instead of in their seat?
      My response: Remember that every occupant on an airliner flight has to buy a seating ticket in order to get on the aircraft--no one is allowed on board for free. In reference to your question, the child in the parents lap has a ticket with their seating assignment, that was bought for them by the parent/guardian. Since every seat in that aircraft has oxygen masks, that child(ren) and parent(s) have their own assigned oxygen masks. In the event that those masks fall from the ceiling, the parent should ALWAYS put their mask on first, before helping their child with their mask.
      Unless it's an absolute necessity for the wellbeing of that child, parent, or fellow passengers, having a child seated in their lap during an emergency is safety hazard.

    • @arcusmeuscatt
      @arcusmeuscatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      im sorry for my brother next flight we crash but i dont think he's getting a mask

  • @fnxph03n1x
    @fnxph03n1x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    "put the mask on the bright one" - that one killed me ROFL

    • @hoagieboy0771
      @hoagieboy0771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The Rope why are u not the bright one

    • @Starrygirl63
      @Starrygirl63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely because he’ll contribute to your retirement more than the other one hahahaha lolol 😂 😂

    • @kevinmay9151
      @kevinmay9151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it killed the slow one actually

  • @Harleysangel1
    @Harleysangel1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Why have I never experienced this on my flights, this wonderful man made everyone feel relaxed from the go and yes again, I too would've learnt far more about safety from his delivery... why oh why aren't flight attendants taught this method ... a humerous approach is WAY more informative! Thank you sir 😁💕

    • @LS-Moto
      @LS-Moto 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not everyone is a born comedian.

  • @itssamfigueroa
    @itssamfigueroa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    “If ever the Captain turns this flight into a cruise......” that cracked me up 😂😂🤣

    • @Rose-xh1nk
      @Rose-xh1nk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly me too

    • @sadie2287
      @sadie2287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He’d calm my nerves down a bit

    • @RAYTHEONGAMING
      @RAYTHEONGAMING 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Damn it Sully*

    • @ocelot..
      @ocelot.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @killthekitty9758
      @killthekitty9758 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don’t know how to do that but you don’t know what to doo I love you and your family and I love you and I wanna is life is the best thing to ever happen again you are my life love you and your family and I love you and your family and I love you and your family and I love you and your family and I love you and your family and I love

  • @Angette22
    @Angette22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    This is what happens when we let people do what makes them happy. He clearly loves his job instead of being a doctor or engineer like most parents pressure us to be. He’s making the world a better place.❤️❤️❤️

    • @cassijane22
      @cassijane22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What does being a doctor or engineer have to do with anything?

    • @Angette22
      @Angette22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cassandra Castillo Asian parents and African parents often push their kids to be doctor and engineers. When in reality it’s the kids choice to do what they want.

    • @uselessalpaca6777
      @uselessalpaca6777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Angette22 I can confirm that this is also true for Brazil, sadly

    • @Angette22
      @Angette22 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Useless Alpaca how do u know?! Voce é Brazileiro?

    • @uselessalpaca6777
      @uselessalpaca6777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Angette22 Sim skjsksks ^^

  • @FineAppleGaming
    @FineAppleGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1745

    For once in my life I actually listened to an announcement for 5 minutes straight. Entertaining!

  • @needygames2019
    @needygames2019 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Brilliant. This is how it should be. Making passengers feel comfortable, not on edge. Loved this video. What an awesome guy.

  • @Kath_klclouds
    @Kath_klclouds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    "You have two hours to think about that marriage proposal but one of us is more high maintenance" 😂

    • @kevinyoung42
      @kevinyoung42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Then he doesn't tell us which one! OMG, so frustrating 🤣

    • @angelyzaguirre7320
      @angelyzaguirre7320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He kicked up his leg following that too.... It was hilarious 🤣

    • @Kath_klclouds
      @Kath_klclouds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@angelyzaguirre7320 It was completely fabulous ✨

    • @Kath_klclouds
      @Kath_klclouds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kevinyoung42 😂😂😂

    • @caelacalista
      @caelacalista 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably him

  • @atreeeus
    @atreeeus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5622

    Lets be honest here no one searched for this
    But we all watched it

    • @jamila1740
      @jamila1740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      bruh stop calling us out 💀💀

    • @butwhydoesidindoitbadah7090
      @butwhydoesidindoitbadah7090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I searched for this buddy
      ...after my friend who found it on her recommended said to that is

    • @siacastiel35
      @siacastiel35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jokes on you. I searched for this.

    • @asmodeusasteroth7137
      @asmodeusasteroth7137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No, totally typed in hilarious gay dude from Atlanta

    • @atreeeus
      @atreeeus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shianny Aojishitairo i dont care if you searched for this bcuz most of the people didnt

  • @SteffOnTheBeat
    @SteffOnTheBeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    “If you had $2200 you’d be on American Airlines first class” HAHAHA I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @MrPackers2012
    @MrPackers2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    They have to go through all the safety things on every flight they do, so they have to make it fun! This is great!

  • @Borntoshine91
    @Borntoshine91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    "Marry one of us and you will fly free" this killed me

    • @cupcakes7015
      @cupcakes7015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      saphina M.O
      Likewise 😭
      12/2/19

    • @Borntoshine91
      @Borntoshine91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cupcakes7015 it was funny

    • @cupcakes7015
      @cupcakes7015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      saphina M.O
      Yep 😀

    • @kelvinsmith6324
      @kelvinsmith6324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      saphina M.O hey saphina

    • @Borntoshine91
      @Borntoshine91 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kelvinsmith6324 hey Kelvin

  • @michaelburman9705
    @michaelburman9705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    Does anybody remember when we used to fly? Sure brings back memories

    • @manickitty2783
      @manickitty2783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      totally. now every time I see an airplane, I tell everyone to make a wish; because you don't know when you'll see one again. I always wish to be done with quarantine.

    • @sarahh1007
      @sarahh1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What's flying lol

    • @michaelburman9705
      @michaelburman9705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sarahh1007 It is when people wanted to travel long distances in previous times in minimum time

    • @sarahh1007
      @sarahh1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@michaelburman9705 😳 that sounds rather futuristic

    • @nancydelacruz3637
      @nancydelacruz3637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I threw up last time i will never like a airplane

  • @cassandraelixia
    @cassandraelixia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    « We love you, you love us, we’re much faster than a bus, we hope you enjoy our hospitality, marry one of us and you’ll fly free! »
    I totally lost it!

    • @starlitsky8563
      @starlitsky8563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MCU Lover loved this

    • @kit4341
      @kit4341 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Some One bruh shut up

    • @johnransom1146
      @johnransom1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m thinking a guy would be marrying him. Such a funny queen

    • @Plumyboi
      @Plumyboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its 11:12 pls stop it lol

  • @lacie824
    @lacie824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would think he’s a stand-up comedian if they weren't on an airplane 😂