@@Raymuk Yes, and the plot focuses around a German immigrant who's running a supermarket chain in Manitoba, while trying to ensure that everyone doesn't know that he is actually Otto Von Bismark.
@@nemanjagaric553 as good as clone high is, I want something like fire of learning is talking about, where they are not clones but the ones with memories of there life’s
Henry VIII, Cleopatra, Queen Victoria, 4 Georges, Moctezuma, Caesar, Louis XIX, Charlemagne, Alfred The Great, Sir Francis Drake and George Washington under one roof. Just imagine.
This is....this sounds...like a weird history based Japanese Light Novel... "That Time when a Space-Time Anomaly sends Historical Figures to the Modern Era!"
@Emperor Basil the Bulgar Slayer fr, i had this stupid commenter tell me that cleo was black and that everyone in ancient history was black and that the film industry were "white washing" cleopatra in different movies
I just remembered that Marie Antoinette and Benjamin Franklin lived around the same time, and they likely met when Ben was traveling to France to meet the King for an alliance between France and America.
Belisarius: Imperator... please tell me... you did not blow all that gold and trade and men on... this thing. Even as beautiful as it is. We could've spent it on men. Enough men to take Iberia and Gaul. Justinian: Relax. I did hire men. Who did you think went to war with you into Persia?
There should be a school about all these historians going to a high school and getting to know each other and it should be called “HISTORY HIGH” ...wait there’s clone high
*Martin Luther* and *Martin Luther King Jr* bumped into each other in the hallway. *Abraham Lincoln, Osama Bin Laden, Charles de Gaulle,* and *William Wallace* made it on History High's basketball team. *King Henry VIII* stole *Charles Darwin's, Benjiman Franklin's, Napoleon Bonaparte's, Genghis Khan's, King Tut's, Thomas Jefferson's,* and *Nelson Mandela's* lunches (he even ate the trays) and was staring at *Queen Victoria, Marie Curie, Queen Anne, Liliuokalani, Joan of Arc, Rosa Parks,* and *Cleopatra VII* when they turned around and he got 🧱 up. *Christopher Columbus* called *King Henry VIII* a fat inbred weirdo. *Christopher Columbus* got jumped and a swirly in the school bathroom. *Fidel Castro* and *Che Guvara* got in trouble for smoking in the back of the class. A school fight started between *Harriet Tubman* and *Andrew Jackson* over who should be on the 20-dollar bill. *Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan, George Washington,* and *Napoleon Bonaparte* got in trouble for racing their Horses in the area where they do track. When the teacher told them to name a historical event, *Adolf Hitler* yelled out "September 1st, 1939". *King Henry VIII* forced *Cleopatra VII* to date him. *King Henry VIII* caught *Julius Caesar* and *Cleopatra VII* kissing in the janitor's closet. *Julius Caesar* got jumped and a swirly in the school bathroom. *Charles V* called random people ugly, *Douglas MacArthur* looked at him and said "gross". *William Howard Taft* broke a desk. *Archduke Franz Ferdinand* threw at party at his house at the end of school. *Johann Sebastian Bach* and *Ludwig van Beethoven* tried seeing who could play the piano the longest without stopping at the party. *Franklin Pierce* was started to get a little depressed at the party, so he drunk a truck load of alcohol, but he got drunk a bit too much and got drunk and wobbled home. He picked up a lighter while still drunk and accidentally lit himself on fire. He wobbled to his bathtub and jumped into it, but it was filled with gasoline, gas tanks, and poisonous bombs were in the room. The explosion was so loud, you could hear it from Earth to Neptune. he somehow survived and was rushed to the hospital. No one else's house got destroyed and it's unknown who put that stuff in *Franklin Pierce's* bathroom. Back at school, in history class, they started talking about the history of domestic animals, but when they got to cats, *Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan, Napoleon Bonaparte, Bentino Mussolini,* and *Adolf Hitler* started freaking out. *Napoleon Bonaparte* jumped out the window, shattering it, then he ran away from school. *Bentino Mussolini* ran out the door and never came back to history class that day, the rest of them just went under their desk and were shaking. *Alexander the Great* later yelled out "I HATE JUMPSCARES!". The are paintings, photo, of status of the Historical Figures shown display at History High. *Saddam Hussein* used a rope to take down a 21 ft statue of *King Henry VIII* and put it near the garage can outside. He later replaced it with a 21 ft tall statue of himself. *King Henry VIII* later found out. *Saddam Hussein* got jumped, a swirly, knocked out, and all of his clothes (except his underpants) were stolen in school bathroom. *King Henry VIII* was about to get the last ice cream sandwich (He already had 38), but *Martin Luther* got the last one, sat down, and ate it. *Martin Luther* got jumped and a swirly, knocked out, and all of his clothes (except his underpants) were stolen in the school bathroom. *Maximilien Robespierre* threatened to send *Bentino Mussolini, William Wallace, Saddam Hussein, John Brown, Nicolae Ceausescu, Socrates, Anne Boleyn* and *Nicholas II* to the guillotine inside his house if they didn't do all of his homework. *Maximilien Robespierre* got tied up to a rope hanging over the school's pool and his mouth was taped shut. *King Henry VIII* was taking pictures of *Marie Curie* and *Diana, Princess of Wales* in the back of science class, then he realized that *Dwight D. Eisenhower* was sitting between them, but he was just paying attention in class and wasn't even looking at them. *Dwight D. Eisenhower* got jumped and a swirly in the school bathroom. In gym class, they were at the school's pool, *Maximilien Robespierre* was still tied up and hanging over the pool. *Napoleon Bonaparte* was sleeping in a chair, *Socrates, Joan of Arc, John Adams, Cleopatra VII, Julius Caesar, Mary I, Joseph Stalin* and *Harriet Tubman* were playing volleyball in the pool and were making up a lot of noise, *Karl Marx* and *Booker T. Washington* were throwing a football to each other, and *Albert Einstein, Martin Luther* and *Anne of Cleves* were just relaxing and listening to music in the pool. *King Henry VIII* saw *Anne of Cleves* and looked up and saw a diving board. He climbed up the diving board, landed on *Anne of Cleves* and tried to drown him. *King Henry VIII* was punching, kicking, slapping, pinching, and even biting *Anne of Cleves* while she was crying for help as she kept going under water. *Simo Hayha* was up inside the roof and heard *Anne of Cleves.* He shot 3 tranquiller darts at *King Henry VIII.* Henry saw him, got out the pool and said "I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna beat yo-" and then went to sleep. *Muammar Gaddafi* and *Leonid Brezhnev* were put together to work on a science assignment and they both got an A+. *Muammar Gaddafi said, "We did a great job", *Leonid Brezhnev* said "I agree" and then kissed Gaddafi's cheek. *Mummar Gaddafi* then said, "Please don't do that". The entire school had gone on a field trip to a private island that the school owned. *Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan* and *Napoleon Bonaparte* got a photo together of them riding horses in the water and that photo would end up in the yearbook.
@@imtyler99yearsago90 Augustus Caesar smiled creepily as he gleefully took pictures of a drunk Cleopatra sleeping beside Marc Antony, intent on showing them to Julius Caesar. Justinian's football team, the Blue ExDemes, has regular fights with the Green Mountain Demes, starring Khosrau, Alaric, Attila the Hun, Arminius, Genseric, Odoacer and Ethan Allen. And not just in football- racing, drama, literature, philosophy, science and art class all get affected. Alexios Komnenos runs for class president and wins, because his Viking bodyguards Rollo the Walker, Sigurd the Crusader, Harald Bluetooth, and Ragnar Lothbrok threaten everybody. Leif Erikson is too busy yelling at Columbus to stop cheating off of him. Shi Huang Di is enraged at his defeat and throws a temper tantrum which lands him in detention. Leonardo da Vinci, Michaelangelo, Raphael and Donatello create a boy band and their popularity increases throughout the school. Shaka Zulu was dominating everybody in dodgeball, easily curbstomping George III, Cornwallis, Howe and Clinton as Lafayette stared at him, mouth agape. Edward III formed his own dodgeball team to combat Shaka, with help from his right hand man Churchill. Dodgeball also turns tense when Frederick the Great faces off against Maria Theresa, Louis XIV, Peter the Great and Charles XII. Same thing happens when John Sobieski and Jozef Pilsudski face off against Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin and Suleiman the Magnificent. Charlemagne, Bismarck, von Moltke, Ronald Reagan, Grant, Sherman, Yi Sun-Sin, Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt form a union of Bullies, named for Teddy's catchphrase. Julie d'Aubigny and Cheng I Sao become besties, plaguing the school with their relentless pranks and thefts. Of course Nelson and Wellington love to do lightsaber duels against Napoleon, although he curbstomps any other persons that dares to try him. Gorbachev, Confucius, Lao Tzi, Gandhi and Walpole form their own little Quiet Kids Club, for those who do not want to be involved in this nonsense. Meanwhile, Dante Alighieri was giggling at his computer, continuing his prized burn book-fanfiction hybrid about their adventures together, which he had to keep a secret. William Shakespeare was also dabbling in a little writing. Nicholas I was chosen to be Hall Monitor for the umpteenth time in a row. Still not recovering from his PTSD that he got from the day of "the Revolt," he is bent on eliminating all disturbances to the school's atmosphere, reporting the slightest dissent to Principal Urban II. In the future... Dinner for Mary I and Elizabeth I was tense. And no, it was not primarily about religious tension or about Mary's crush on Philip II. Neither of them could believe what they saw in their father's detention slips. Tiberius was also embrassed by what his father did, all while Anna Komnene smirked at them condescendingly. Hirohito tries to court Myeongseong but to no avail. She prefers Douglas MacArthur, leaving him angry and bitter. And STILL nobody knows where on earth Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan went.
I LOVED this, please consider doing another "episode" just like this, with different people from history. You could almost make it a monthly thing, different figures each month. Thank You. :-) i'm sure "history buffs" like myself find it very entertaining
I swear if Justinian suddenly popped up in modern times, I would drop EVERYTHING and go work / befriend / swear my loyalty to him immediately. I think I may be the only one.
Charlemagne complaining about every girl being related to him when he came from a time where incest was common is peak ironic comedy. you must have had a great time making this video
Incest with cousins and uncles/aunties were not that uncommon But with you daughters or granddaughters? Yeah no, that was a definitive NO even at that time
Okay imagine how much amazing stuff could be made and problems could be solved by a group of the brightest and most innovative scientists in all of history. Like, frick that would be awesome
*I think* (emphasis on the "think") it was Eanatum, a King of the city of Lagash from the Sumerian civilization. Apparently his reign was between 2454 - 2425 B.C. I looked on wikipedia and his representation checks out.
So Dylan can you tell me about the times the police were so harsh to you personally that you feel the way you do? Have you faced much discrimination or police brutality?
Justinian: *NOOOO, YOU CANT JUST PUT NEW STRUCTURES INTO MY BUILDING, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MASTERPIECE!!* Suleman the magnificent: *Hahaha, Haifa Sofia have towers.*
Cu cea mai mare plăcere! Ar fi o bucurie pentru mine să vă prezint miracolele Republicii Socialiste din țara noastră - mânuită și sculptată de un popor nobil cu o istorie bogată! - A Guy Who Is Totally not Ceaușescu :)
You know what would be funny? Any historical figure searching their name on the internet. Example: Otto von Bismarck: "Wunderbar! There ist ein song about me!" A few minutes later B: "I hate it!!! Vhas is ziz horrible noise and warum is zhat man zinging about a boat while punching his knee"
1:06 just because I love this image 4:00 Holy Shit, I'm dying 6:40 that's it, I need this to be a series 9:16 Why! That's amazing 10:55 Oh my deus.... we're all dead
You know, the crazy thing about the Bogdanov brothers, that are only known as a conspiracy memes in the Anglophone world, is that they really wrote books about astrophysics and parallel universes. This is the first time I see them used "right" for comedy.
Now I want a full budget TV production with this as the main plot.
That's basically Clone High
I want a Otto von Super-marcket Tv show
@@Raymuk Yes, and the plot focuses around a German immigrant who's running a supermarket chain in Manitoba, while trying to ensure that everyone doesn't know that he is actually Otto Von Bismark.
@@vboi5697 Thats a gold mine rigth there!
Sort of reminds me of Bill and teds excellent adventure
This is the best historical fanfic I’ve ever seen
Yeah lol. It was way better than I thought it would be
Clone high: am i a joke to you?!
@@ScarletRebel96 yes
@@ScarletRebel96 yes
@@ScarletRebel96 yes
The Napoleon ding dong ditch thing killed me
lol, yes! Caesar showing up next to the bicycle... lmao!!!
I honestly expected ceaser to wipe out
@@Dartkitten that'd been awesome. 😄
This needs to be an animated series.
Please let that happen
YES
Clone high,search it up
@@nemanjagaric553 except they're clones and have no memorys of the actual historical figure.
@@nemanjagaric553 as good as clone high is, I want something like fire of learning is talking about, where they are not clones but the ones with memories of there life’s
I'm kinda embarrassed about how much I laughed at a cutout image of jeb "running" down an alleyway
I came looking for copper, instead I found gold.
Really? Cuz i found fuckin diamond.
@@somedudes6455 Diamond I found A netherite beacon
@@piglin469 I found a double chest filled with shulkers filled with stacks of netherite blocks
@@namesdontmatter885 oh my
If this is an Ea-Nasir reference, I approve.
Now this, is a legendary crossover
The Fire of Learning TH-cam Historical Universe?
you're here again
Clone High!!!
Legendary isn't the right word, you're thinking this is a *most excellent* crossover.
Bro I see u in all of my comments
Henry VIII, Cleopatra, Queen Victoria, 4 Georges, Moctezuma, Caesar, Louis XIX, Charlemagne, Alfred The Great, Sir Francis Drake and George Washington under one roof. Just imagine.
Don't you mean Louis XIV?
@TheZestyCar yeah just ignore the typo.
@Egg T yes
George Washington’s Room is the room across from George the III
Louis XiX would be even funnier since he was King of France for just 20 minutes
This is....this sounds...like a weird history based Japanese Light Novel...
"That Time when a Space-Time Anomaly sends Historical Figures to the Modern Era!"
I would read that
*Fate series intensifies*
I would read that shit
GIVE ME THE FUCKING NAME
Drifters was good
4:00 this looks exactly like the gym at my high school
Edit: it is my high school gym
Your highschool gym is in the wikimedia commons pictures then, pretty cool
@@Fireoflearning also, I have been watching your last words videos. Hope you make another soon
@@Fireoflearning You probably added those things on the gym part to avoid copyright
Too bad Cleopatra didn't show up, she's a "roll out the red carpet" historical figure.
Then everybody sees her and notices she has birth defects from 3 centuries of inbreeding...
@Emperor Basil the Bulgar Slayer fr, i had this stupid commenter tell me that cleo was black and that everyone in ancient history was black and that the film industry were "white washing" cleopatra in different movies
@@SituationNormalAint neh, cleopatra was medierranean anyways, and also had some defects due to inbreeding
im so confused about the nordic bs@britannialibertas4092
I just remembered that Marie Antoinette and Benjamin Franklin lived around the same time, and they likely met when Ben was traveling to France to meet the King for an alliance between France and America.
Did not mean to do the table flip. This new phone is weird
History fanfiction, we’ve invented history fanfiction
I was just about to say this lmao
FUCK GO BACK
Good 😌
Nah, this is but an addition to the long neglected historical open-source fanfication genre, alongside the Arthurian Legends.
We shall put this right next to Dante
All hail the true president of the USA, Jeb Bush
_Please clap_
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Hail Jeb the emperor of mankind
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@@hailgiratinathetruegod7564 you mean Lord of all things and beast in the Galaxy
"Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history."
Bitch if only...
Thomas Jefferson would have spraypainted "scool sux" on the side of the building with an anarchy symbol beneath it
Yet he owned slaves
Ya know he kindsa, built a university, well not *built it* built it but you know what I mean
*Fire of Learning. The best history fan fiction channel on TH-cam. Lol, love these videos tho.*
Dovahhatty would like, to have a Word with you.
11:05 Napoleon calls Sun Tzu “Mr. Tzu”, actually Sun was his last name
Would a Westerner REALLY care about that detail?😅
@@lordhighkage7105 sorry, that’s the history buff in me 😅
It would just be Tzu
Tzu is a title.
His regular name would be Sun Wu, or Wu Sun in western writing style.
tun zu
@@aaccount623 doo doo doo doo
Newton and Leonids gushing over a trebuchet for completely different reasons is honestly such a funny idea
Avengers: Endgame is the most ambitious crossover in history
Me, an intellectual:
Fate/Grand Order Solomon Arc in a nutshell.
Great, now I want a show based on historical figures messing around in present timeline.
@Mr. Al I know the series but that's not the people we know and love
@Mr. Al Wel that means there's an opportunity for a brave sould to do something amazing
Mr. Peabody, anybody?
Does Night at the Museum count? ehh..... I gotta go looking for more.
Justinian in front of Hagia Sophia mosque lol...
Shame we didn’t get a segment of him and Suleiman arguing over the issue.
Justinian To Belasarus :wtf is this
SHAME
Belisarius: Imperator... please tell me... you did not blow all that gold and trade and men on... this thing. Even as beautiful as it is. We could've spent it on men. Enough men to take Iberia and Gaul.
Justinian: Relax. I did hire men. Who did you think went to war with you into Persia?
Wait... it's no longer a Museum?
I can imagine Mozart hearing the phrase "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" And having the biggest moment of confusion in his life
Imagine Justinian meeting Mehmed. That would be chaos
Constantine meets Nero.
Or Khosrau, they be trolling each other.
GIVE ME BACK MY TEMPLE YOU FAT LIGHTING BOLT!
@@oedipusrex353 Isn't Bayezid 'The Thunderbolt'?
@@ZephLodwick... Well crap. It appears I have bamboozled myself.
Little did we know that "Justin" who runs this channel is actually Roman emperor Justin I, Justinian's uncle, all the time!
Ok fake Justinian
@@justinianthegreat1444 this is getting out of hand now there is two of them
How many more justinian have i not heard about
@@DulocGuardsman Shh, he's my double. You know to act as me in some dangerous situations.
There should be a school about all these historians going to a high school and getting to know each other and it should be called “HISTORY HIGH” ...wait there’s clone high
when i saw this i thought it was going to be something about minecraft highschool i don't know why no further questions
*Martin Luther* and *Martin Luther King Jr* bumped into each other in the hallway.
*Abraham Lincoln, Osama Bin Laden, Charles de Gaulle,* and *William Wallace* made it on History High's basketball team.
*King Henry VIII* stole *Charles Darwin's, Benjiman Franklin's, Napoleon Bonaparte's, Genghis Khan's, King Tut's, Thomas Jefferson's,* and *Nelson Mandela's* lunches (he even ate the trays) and was staring at *Queen Victoria, Marie Curie, Queen Anne, Liliuokalani, Joan of Arc, Rosa Parks,* and *Cleopatra VII* when they turned around and he got 🧱 up.
*Christopher Columbus* called *King Henry VIII* a fat inbred weirdo.
*Christopher Columbus* got jumped and a swirly in the school bathroom.
*Fidel Castro* and *Che Guvara* got in trouble for smoking in the back of the class.
A school fight started between *Harriet Tubman* and *Andrew Jackson* over who should be on the 20-dollar bill.
*Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan, George Washington,* and *Napoleon Bonaparte* got in trouble for racing their Horses in the area where they do track.
When the teacher told them to name a historical event, *Adolf Hitler* yelled out "September 1st, 1939".
*King Henry VIII* forced *Cleopatra VII* to date him.
*King Henry VIII* caught *Julius Caesar* and *Cleopatra VII* kissing in the janitor's closet.
*Julius Caesar* got jumped and a swirly in the school bathroom.
*Charles V* called random people ugly, *Douglas MacArthur* looked at him and said "gross".
*William Howard Taft* broke a desk.
*Archduke Franz Ferdinand* threw at party at his house at the end of school.
*Johann Sebastian Bach* and *Ludwig van Beethoven* tried seeing who could play the piano the longest without stopping at the party.
*Franklin Pierce* was started to get a little depressed at the party, so he drunk a truck load of alcohol, but he got drunk a bit too much and got drunk and wobbled home. He picked up a lighter while still drunk and accidentally lit himself on fire. He wobbled to his bathtub and jumped into it, but it was filled with gasoline, gas tanks, and poisonous bombs were in the room. The explosion was so loud, you could hear it from Earth to Neptune. he somehow survived and was rushed to the hospital. No one else's house got destroyed and it's unknown who put that stuff in *Franklin Pierce's* bathroom.
Back at school, in history class, they started talking about the history of domestic animals, but when they got to cats, *Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan, Napoleon Bonaparte, Bentino Mussolini,* and *Adolf Hitler* started freaking out. *Napoleon Bonaparte* jumped out the window, shattering it, then he ran away from school. *Bentino Mussolini* ran out the door and never came back to history class that day, the rest of them just went under their desk and were shaking. *Alexander the Great* later yelled out "I HATE JUMPSCARES!".
The are paintings, photo, of status of the Historical Figures shown display at History High. *Saddam Hussein* used a rope to take down a 21 ft statue of *King Henry VIII* and put it near the garage can outside. He later replaced it with a 21 ft tall statue of himself. *King Henry VIII* later found out.
*Saddam Hussein* got jumped, a swirly, knocked out, and all of his clothes (except his underpants) were stolen in school bathroom.
*King Henry VIII* was about to get the last ice cream sandwich (He already had 38), but *Martin Luther* got the last one, sat down, and ate it.
*Martin Luther* got jumped and a swirly, knocked out, and all of his clothes (except his underpants) were stolen in the school bathroom.
*Maximilien Robespierre* threatened to send *Bentino Mussolini, William Wallace, Saddam Hussein, John Brown, Nicolae Ceausescu, Socrates, Anne Boleyn* and *Nicholas II* to the guillotine inside his house if they didn't do all of his homework.
*Maximilien Robespierre* got tied up to a rope hanging over the school's pool and his mouth was taped shut.
*King Henry VIII* was taking pictures of *Marie Curie* and *Diana, Princess of Wales* in the back of science class, then he realized that *Dwight D. Eisenhower* was sitting between them, but he was just paying attention in class and wasn't even looking at them.
*Dwight D. Eisenhower* got jumped and a swirly in the school bathroom.
In gym class, they were at the school's pool, *Maximilien Robespierre* was still tied up and hanging over the pool. *Napoleon Bonaparte* was sleeping in a chair, *Socrates, Joan of Arc, John Adams, Cleopatra VII, Julius Caesar, Mary I, Joseph Stalin* and *Harriet Tubman* were playing volleyball in the pool and were making up a lot of noise, *Karl Marx* and *Booker T. Washington* were throwing a football to each other, and *Albert Einstein, Martin Luther* and *Anne of Cleves* were just relaxing and listening to music in the pool. *King Henry VIII* saw *Anne of Cleves* and looked up and saw a diving board. He climbed up the diving board, landed on *Anne of Cleves* and tried to drown him. *King Henry VIII* was punching, kicking, slapping, pinching, and even biting *Anne of Cleves* while she was crying for help as she kept going under water. *Simo Hayha* was up inside the roof and heard *Anne of Cleves.* He shot 3 tranquiller darts at *King Henry VIII.* Henry saw him, got out the pool and said "I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna beat yo-" and then went to sleep.
*Muammar Gaddafi* and *Leonid Brezhnev* were put together to work on a science assignment and they both got an A+. *Muammar Gaddafi said, "We did a great job", *Leonid Brezhnev* said "I agree" and then kissed Gaddafi's cheek. *Mummar Gaddafi* then said, "Please don't do that".
The entire school had gone on a field trip to a private island that the school owned. *Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan* and *Napoleon Bonaparte* got a photo together of them riding horses in the water and that photo would end up in the yearbook.
@@imtyler99yearsago90
Augustus Caesar smiled creepily as he gleefully took pictures of a drunk Cleopatra sleeping beside Marc Antony, intent on showing them to Julius Caesar.
Justinian's football team, the Blue ExDemes, has regular fights with the Green Mountain Demes, starring Khosrau, Alaric, Attila the Hun, Arminius, Genseric, Odoacer and Ethan Allen. And not just in football- racing, drama, literature, philosophy, science and art class all get affected.
Alexios Komnenos runs for class president and wins, because his Viking bodyguards Rollo the Walker, Sigurd the Crusader, Harald Bluetooth, and Ragnar Lothbrok threaten everybody. Leif Erikson is too busy yelling at Columbus to stop cheating off of him. Shi Huang Di is enraged at his defeat and throws a temper tantrum which lands him in detention.
Leonardo da Vinci, Michaelangelo, Raphael and Donatello create a boy band and their popularity increases throughout the school.
Shaka Zulu was dominating everybody in dodgeball, easily curbstomping George III, Cornwallis, Howe and Clinton as Lafayette stared at him, mouth agape. Edward III formed his own dodgeball team to combat Shaka, with help from his right hand man Churchill.
Dodgeball also turns tense when Frederick the Great faces off against Maria Theresa, Louis XIV, Peter the Great and Charles XII. Same thing happens when John Sobieski and Jozef Pilsudski face off against Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin and Suleiman the Magnificent.
Charlemagne, Bismarck, von Moltke, Ronald Reagan, Grant, Sherman, Yi Sun-Sin, Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt form a union of Bullies, named for Teddy's catchphrase. Julie d'Aubigny and Cheng I Sao become besties, plaguing the school with their relentless pranks and thefts.
Of course Nelson and Wellington love to do lightsaber duels against Napoleon, although he curbstomps any other persons that dares to try him.
Gorbachev, Confucius, Lao Tzi, Gandhi and Walpole form their own little Quiet Kids Club, for those who do not want to be involved in this nonsense.
Meanwhile, Dante Alighieri was giggling at his computer, continuing his prized burn book-fanfiction hybrid about their adventures together, which he had to keep a secret. William Shakespeare was also dabbling in a little writing.
Nicholas I was chosen to be Hall Monitor for the umpteenth time in a row. Still not recovering from his PTSD that he got from the day of "the Revolt," he is bent on eliminating all disturbances to the school's atmosphere, reporting the slightest dissent to Principal Urban II.
In the future...
Dinner for Mary I and Elizabeth I was tense. And no, it was not primarily about religious tension or about Mary's crush on Philip II.
Neither of them could believe what they saw in their father's detention slips. Tiberius was also embrassed by what his father did, all while Anna Komnene smirked at them condescendingly.
Hirohito tries to court Myeongseong but to no avail. She prefers Douglas MacArthur, leaving him angry and bitter.
And STILL nobody knows where on earth Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan went.
I love this pure history fanfiction pls do more of this.
Upon viewing this video, I can confirm that it was good
The store wasn’t called the “Otto Von Bis-Mart”... unsubbed 0/10
BISMARK SHOULD BE NEW CHANCELOR
I died of laughter when I saw this
I LOVED this, please consider doing another "episode" just like this, with different people from history. You could almost make it a monthly thing, different figures each month. Thank You. :-) i'm sure "history buffs" like myself find it very entertaining
Wow clone high season 2 looks amazing
Ikr? The visuals vastly improved
“Sun what does this say in the art of war”
*sun tzu “Run”
I swear if Justinian suddenly popped up in modern times, I would drop EVERYTHING and go work / befriend / swear my loyalty to him immediately.
I think I may be the only one.
Me too bruh
i think every Greek would tbh
Everyone would
I would 100000% watch this if it was a show.
Charlemagne complaining about every girl being related to him when he came from a time where incest was common is peak ironic comedy. you must have had a great time making this video
That was the best part of this video 😂😂😂😂
Incest with cousins and uncles/aunties were not that uncommon
But with you daughters or granddaughters? Yeah no, that was a definitive NO even at that time
Sources:
*The dark crevices of my mind.*
It's clear you had great fun making this, and I had even more watching it XD
"How can we be sure you'll understand the material?"
*"I'm on the book."*
Okay imagine how much amazing stuff could be made and problems could be solved by a group of the brightest and most innovative scientists in all of history. Like, frick that would be awesome
This is literally the plot of Clone High...
*almost* the plot of clone high.
We need a part 2 for that masterpiece
George Washington: What did i say, i said no political parties.
*while being a staunch supporter of the Federalist*
Absolutely great work! Loved every second of this.
11:55 that is a terrifying collection of people
That was amazing. Especially the ancient Mesopotamian
What was the man's name
@@skylartun7771 Eanatum of Lagash
Lmao this is great. But WHO was that? You know who I'm talking about
*I think* (emphasis on the "think") it was Eanatum, a King of the city of Lagash from the Sumerian civilization. Apparently his reign was between 2454 - 2425 B.C. I looked on wikipedia and his representation checks out.
Hahhh de ra ka na br de ru
@@jtgd my nigga speaking sanskrit
@@jtgd ay yo bruh i agree even though thats a controversial opinion but i understand where you coming from
So Dylan can you tell me about the times the police were so harsh to you personally that you feel the way you do? Have you faced much discrimination or police brutality?
Justinian: *NOOOO, YOU CANT JUST PUT NEW STRUCTURES INTO MY BUILDING, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MASTERPIECE!!*
Suleman the magnificent: *Hahaha, Haifa Sofia have towers.*
This is the best kind of content thank you for this
This is one of one greatest videos, do more!
someone needs to make this into an animation
I can tell this video is gonna be good
One could feel Galileo's frustration with the job interviewer. Experienced it myself.
Ok I was expecting something like that time Charles Darwin and the Emperor of Brazil spoke on a train ride, but this fanfic will do, I guess,
Yes,but maybe we have to wait
I'd love to meet Ceausescu, I think we'd get along. I mean he did with my grandpa
Wait what really?
@@munken7673 the dude was a big fan of Kim IL sung apparently
Cu cea mai mare plăcere! Ar fi o bucurie pentru mine să vă prezint miracolele Republicii Socialiste din țara noastră - mânuită și sculptată de un popor nobil cu o istorie bogată!
- A Guy Who Is Totally not Ceaușescu :)
@Communism Part of BLM
No he wasnt, why do you think his own people killed him
@@teamcastro9187 Don't listen to the communist part of BLM.
Ok, I know you're Castro and all but still.
You know what would be funny? Any historical figure searching their name on the internet.
Example:
Otto von Bismarck: "Wunderbar! There ist ein song about me!"
A few minutes later
B: "I hate it!!! Vhas is ziz horrible noise and warum is zhat man zinging about a boat while punching his knee"
Please make a documentary about the history of Portugal
"Winner is the last one conscious" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Justinian looks,...... interesting
Also can you do a video on Carthage or ethopia
Unequivocally the greatest history channel on TH-cam. Informative and entertaining!
man this was funny as shit, I hope you make more of these
I would love seeing Charles xii, Napoleon and hitler meeting each other
We all failed
Alexander the Great as well
@@elijahyoung11 Did he invade Russia?
@@RRW359 no
Genghis Khan and Augustus Caesar too.
“I’m on the course book”
~Galileo
That George w. Bush had me rolling on the floor lol 😂 😂
Hello Stewie
😂😂😂😂
1:14
I can hear all of the Fate fans just screaming in the background
They gonna pissed that most history figure are not cute anime girls.
@@tommykaung5882 surprisingly I like it better when they're not cute anime waifus in the history fanfic
Why is Gilgamesh blonde in that show?
@@yusufgazi7 yes
Napoleon's goofy ding-dong-ditch laugh killed me 🤣
Lets face it though, that's not above him.
1:06 just because I love this image
4:00 Holy Shit, I'm dying
6:40 that's it, I need this to be a series
9:16 Why! That's amazing
10:55 Oh my deus.... we're all dead
12:26
I come looking for gold,
and I found platinum.
Just don't dump it in the ocean.
I came looking for platinum but.....
I found
DIAMOND
I'd like to see Henry VIII confronted by the #MeToo movement
Good Lord. That would be hilarious. 😂🤣😂🤣
This needs to be a live action movie 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
I agree. However, Alexander the Great is required to say something proper other than pretending to be a bird.
Merryweather Comics should do a webcomic series with this concept
The most honest assessment of what would happen
You didn’t have to do Bismarck like that.
Well atleast he can unify all of the supermarkets im the city!!!
part 2, please!!! this was so fricking funny
i really want to go to the otto von supermarket now
Holy fuck I love this Justin guy more and more with every video he makes
Leonidas as school gym instructor would be nightmare for all students at first
thank you Justin for the best video of 2020
btw, if you don't make a part 2 we riot
Leonidas wouldn’t restrict the fighting to the gym. He would just start a student fight club
I like these types of videos. MOAR!!!!
Napoleon does ding dong ditch:
Gengis Kahn: *hello*
Just started the vid but omg, I literally lol'ed to Justinian there in the beginning.
This is the shit I subbed for. It's great!
Needed a good laugh! Hope to see more of this in the future with your regular videos
As a baguetteman, I can say that Louis XIV's accent made me laugh the sh*t out of me!
Good job man! Keep up the good work.
"What the heck happened here". Instantly made me laugh
"What the heck happened here"
-Christian Nations, 1453
*1204
Erdogan happened. No time to explain!
@@taherbertolinirodrigues9104 1204 is far more accurate I agree
@Egg T No Idea what your trying to say.
The generals should find some reenactors if they wanted to lead soldiers again.
I'm asking why this hasn't blew up yet?
This is so damn funny. I haven’t laughed this hard in forever.
This should be a tv show
George W Bush is still alive!?!?!? Whats next? You're gunna tell me jimmy carter is the carpenter next door?
Meanwhile...
A Random Neanderthal: Attacks a car with a flint spear
Charles Darwin: Such peculiar and interesting behavior. I must know more.
😂😂👌👌 literally
Accurate
This needs to have a sequel
You know, the crazy thing about the Bogdanov brothers, that are only known as a conspiracy memes in the Anglophone world, is that they really wrote books about astrophysics and parallel universes. This is the first time I see them used "right" for comedy.
Make part 2!!!!
"How can we be sure you would understand the course material?"
"I'm on the course book!"
well that sounds as a good reason to me
hmm...
Please do more historical figures being teachers? Who would be good history teachers? Or english teachers?
9:28 weird, my name is Daniel and I like history
This character named Daniel claims to like history and yet he ironically gets it wrong. Therefore, he is a dunce. Hence his face.
This was hilarious! needs to be a Netflix show or something!
"Winner is the last one conscious,,
That got me 🤣🤣