Bridge Constructor but with Zombies
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*Eugene:* you folks forever perform your actions to attack my speech!"_
*Mark translates:* _"you guys always act like you're better than me!"_
You guys act like you gooderer than me!
we are gooderer than you
Tbh mark taking the mic out of Eugene talking kinda got boring after a long time
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Eugene being a canon character and Mark discovering his hatred for him in THIS game and not in any of the other material is hilarious.
Yeah I don’t think he’s watched the show since drunk Minecraft xD
Eugene is awful XD
@@wolfofmercury7518 i agree
As a Darryl it is my obligation to say fuck you Eugene.
@@darknessmohag6181 I haven’t watched the show after season 5 or 6 due to losing interest…does Eugene actually talk like that in the show?!
I love him Mark translating Eugene into 'normal speak', which is really just Mark translating Eugene into himbo lol
Heehoo*
I was thinking of west of loathing.
I was thinking the same thing.
@@robbiehydrawolf8836 shoulda went cow puncher this play through
@@josephgillilan3548 oh sorry I haven't watched marks west of loathing, the reply was to the primary comment.
Eugene speaks like he's trying to hit the word count in an essay.
He reminds me of Mojo JoJo.
He's like that in the show
@Sansythe_Mansy r/ihavereddit
me trying to hit 3000wc per day
@Sansythe_Mansy r/nobodycaresaboutrslashesanymore
Markiplier: *"CAN YOU SHUT UP!"*
Eugene: Frankly It has become apparent that you might've not taken a fancy to my speech pattern and i do rightly so apologize if it wasn't necessary to provide the utmost clarity on the topic at hand.
"Lmao
The only way you could make Eugene's text more annoying is by sprinkling quotation marks on every big word.
I fucking hate how this guy talks. my brain just mashes all his words into a sentence that gets his words across because even my brain is too damn lazy to read this bs
Even though I think it's obnoxious to hear what Eugene is saying, I admit I talk normal in real life but talk like Eugene when writing essays or doing presentations.
Joke kinda falls on its face when "apologize" is misspelled.
The Walking Dead did deal with that one bridge… they kind of just, *blew it up* though, haha
Heya, love your videos my dude. How's your day been?
!! hi one topic! :D wow, two of my favorite youtubers! i didnt know you watched mark!
Hi OT :)
*e x s p l o s i o n*
Great to see you here topic!
Eugene talks like my 7 year old cousin after he heard “quantum physics” in a movie
sir I am making memes, could u check me out?
I'm better
@YeaMan The only heat you have is your STI's.
@YeaMan learn how to spell page and then we will talk XD
hmm, yes, shallow and pedantic.
I love how mark immediately feels about Eugene how literally everyone else does in the series. “Just shut up” is a great way to describe it. Mark does make him more palatable tho
Not too bright, are you bub?
@@TheHuffmanator its not that i dont understand him, its just that hes so over the top pompous that hes annoying. i mean, dumbing it down a whole lot is like the complete other end of the spectrum but i just find that more amusing than the latter
@@amethystcovette Thanks proving my point bub.
I am sure that smell is just the best for you...
@@TheHuffmanator wow rude
@@amethystcovette Damn short bus, I honestly didn't assume you were this dense. Good luck with life bub
Mark to Eugene: Your words are like sandpaper to my brain
And not even good sandpaper that makes ridges and wrinkles out the brain, it's stupidly high grit so it's mirror's edge smooth.
Eugene is like that kid at highschool that started reading textbooks ahead of the class, and now he won't shut up about the things he read
@@dontreadmyaboutpage2824 ok i wont :)
I started In like 3rd grade and it was very irritating for everyone but me
Nah he just uses long words that he read in those books and won't shut up. The only person that ever got him to shut up was Neagan.
Hi Raynor!
Hey guys guess what my favorite TH-camrs is Markiplier and Jacksepticeye
Kyra: "I'll be the bait this time, guys."
Also Kyra: "What the fuck, guys? Why would you let me do that?"
Feminism thrives after the apocalypse apparently lol
@spikes_johnson It should be like :- "What the f*ck, guys ? Why wouldn't you stop me from doing that ?
Mark translating Eugene's lines into himbo dialect just proves he's a himbo.
2:29 “Man this guy’s annoying.” Mark realized it only a few lines into Eugene’s presence in the game. I think most people took longer to realize it when watching the actual show.
*DIO!*
@@noahjohnson9170 remember when he nearly got killed by Abraham or Abram when after he lied he said he was smarter than the clearly pissed man? Dude really asked to die right there
Yet a vital member of the team and lives to this day...
I kira
"Could you shut up Eugene? Oh my god I hate you Eugene. The way you speak is just the worst."
Something tells me Mark doesn't like Eugene
@@mitodrumisra8972 relax buddy
Yep
Sorry for the comment...was having a bad day...😅😅😅🤣😁
@@j.p1183 xD
this is literally how eugene talks in the walking dead series
Eugene: *exists*
Mark: Can you just not do that
The way he talks is so awful and pretentious. Theres just point to being so overlery verbose. Talking like that screams you're trying to seem more intelligent than you are. As the saying goes: If you can't explain it simply, you don't know the subject well enough.
@@kennymartin5976 stfu
@@kidssnyder9680 stfu
@@rahantalukder797 stfu
@@kennymartin5976 bestie you just talked exactly like him
Eugene: "Considering the increasingly volatile situation, I'd propose locating a route to a safe exit post-haste"
Mark translating: "LOOK, THIS SEEMS DANGEROUS. LET'S JUST GET THE FU*K OUTTA HERE"
Perfect translation to be honest.
Eugene talks like mark does when he thinks about terraforming Mars.
“perfectly balanced as all good things should be.” - Eugene’s “uncle”
His big purple uncle
*Archer screaming "phrasing" in the barely audible distance*
Need I remind you that Eugene's uncle is actually in fact, Thanos from avengers end game the marvel movie which is arguably one of the best movie in the history of movies. Ahhhh yes, this is indeed true as we need not forget, it was mentioned consecutively after your quote, "The big purple guy".
Yeah, his family is great at “fixing things”
"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be" -thespiffingbrit
@@impeccable3192 bruh
I love how Mark's "translation" for Eugene is even more unnatural than redditor mode
sir I am making memes, could u check me out?
the bots are strong with this one
My name is eugene and i hate my life
It’s how I talk
@@ApeEscapist ouch
Mark immediately killing Darryl, one of the most capable and long lasting characters was hilarious
true, and seeing Daryl (being a total badass in the show) just trips like a ragdoll is so hilarious.
Mark: (makes Thanos joke)
Game, immediately: "Cable"
I enjoy how Eugene's use of phrasing instantly devolves Mark straight into a Brian Regan bit...
Eugene talks like this sometimes in the show, normally it's when he's talking his way out of something, but typically he just talks like a Southern gentleman that's upper class.
True but in the comics he uses a lot of big words often
xD yep
Brilliant. Just use a bunch of big words so people think you're smart and let you go.
He fits an archetype. I agree with Southern gentleman speech tho.
@@missachua The show's producers have hinted that he has Asperger's.
Mark about Eugene: "Man this guy's annoying."
Me, who watched the first 9 seasons of The Walking Dead: "Oh, you don't know the half of it."
Copied
I felt this
Stole the comment
same bro
It was painful to hear him I always muted the tv when Eugene would open his mouth.
Gotta give props to the game writers for perfectly replicating Eugene's character from the show.
Mark: man this guy (eugene) is annoying
Me whos seen the show: you have no idea
Fr, he has no idea how he is in the show lol😭🤣
BUT EXACTLY like he has no idea how this genius is so twofaced
very true
Yeah, he is. But I feel like Mark's screeching over it and pretending Eugene is saying something else is just as annoying.
Let's have markiplier do a reaction series to the walking dead
Eugene: *Breaths.*
Mark: *Would you shut up.*
[Anytime Eugene speaks]
Mark: And I took that personally...
He's annoying in the show too and his way of talking is ridiculous.
It's not just in Mark's case.
@@pandaeyez my smart friend dosent even speak remotely that sophisticated idiot stuff her;ok now if you don't simplify your words sometimes or in general and use only smart language noones gonna understand you you better just speak cave man at that point
Its amazing how daryl was canonically…. everywhere during the apocalypse. Literally everywhere
Daryl absolutely gets around it seems. He is the cryptid inexplicably around 🤣
When you’re looking for your best friend, you do tend to get around
I like how Mark was dumbing down Eugene's sentences. I for one appreciate it cuz my tiny brain can not understand him.
Yes.
I would be the equally annoying person that goes "WAIT! are you gonna say [normal ppl language]?" Every time he opens his mouth.
...
Fuck. I'd be a love interest. Oh well. At least I'd get to shove him and then tell everyone he sacrificed himself. 🤷♀️
This is big brain time
Listening to Eugene is like trying to read the astronomy thesis of my mom's cousin.
"22 GHz polarimetric imaging with the Very Long Baseline Array" should give you an idea... and that's just the title.
He just uses big words for stupid things, Eugene clearly just want to sounds inteligent without being actually inteligent lol
Eugene: "Laudatio"
Mark: "Law daddy-o"
he might've played for honor
HARDER
*what?*
what? Also small ² and fractions ⅜
I love how mark made Eugene dumb instead of smart- completely swapped his speech
Eugene: "Its situations like these where I thank my lucky stars to have been..."
Mark: "Eugene: Stars! have you heard of stars? stars are great, I got lucky stars! pretty stars"
Mark: Steel supporting rods cost the same as wood supporting rods
Also Mark: **doesn't use steel supporting rods for the entire game**
he realized he was mistaken, and it was that it cost the same as wood *roads*, the roads are a fair bit more expensive than the supports
He's just too good at the game
he realized he was mistaken, and it was that it cost the same as wood *roads*, the roads are a fair bit more expensive than the supports
@@xavierzhang8190 are you a bot?
As a french, Markiplier make me laugh a lot when he tried to say "tête-à-tête".
@@KrisXsyraphon A Face-to-face meeting. From a Canadian who's French is shite.
HOW DO I, A TEENAGE AMERICAN, KNOW THE WORD TETE-A-TETE AND MARKIPLIER DOESN’T!?
Teetateet?
@@PeachLemonade_
Age doesn't matter?
@@PeachLemonade_ I mean its not that surprising for someone to know something someone else doesn't...
I'd like to think that Mark's "translation" for Eugene is what Eugene is actually saying and the text is what Eugene thinks he is saying. Kinda like Kreig from Borderlands.
Yea but krieg is mostly mentally insane but i get it
@@ironFNIX That implies mark isn't
@@Dragobot7 that implies mark is 👀
@@ghostroulette Sorry if that came out confusing or wrong. I meant that Mark was acting as the mouthpiece (Insane Krieg) and that Eugene was the inner thoughts (Sane Krieg). Or maybe I misunderstood what you mean.
Right i havent played borderlands in while
Mark: *hating on Eugene*
Everyone who's watched the show: "oh u don't even know Mark.... U don't even know"
but i like engene
engene
I read the comics and tbh I completely forgot who Eugene is lol there are so many characters
"that stranger looks tough, he shouldn't have a problem eliminating the few walkers"
Stranger: **literally slips on a very insignificant angles and dies**
I loved mark's translation of Eugene's version of "Hey, this looks to dangerous, let's get the fuck outta here."
@KY5 [9th Main Account] shut up
@@Ash.21 dont respond. Thats what they want.
@@madmadammim1971 Make sure to report that account tho... They're fucking horrible
realizing that mark has not seen *enough TWD and being angry about Eugene’s character is quite entertaining
Eugene is my 5th least favorite character sorry I just hate him
@@Walkingbread7 i tolerated him until he stabbed everyone in the back, i couldn't stand him after that
He has actually seen the first 3 seasons...
@KY5 [9th Main Account] okay, what the hell, never ever thought i'd see one of these comments. i heard of these from sean's channel but never thought id actually see one
@@jelfishery just ignore them
Game: "Do not engage the zombies on the higher floors"
Mark: So anyway I started building.
“I’m not pulling a Eugune here” is a phrase we should use daily
Imagine what the zombies are thinking while they watch a guy build complex bridges and just stand there waiting for him to finish.
im sensing a pattern
the zombies are probably using more brainpower than eugene is
*Eugene is the definition of "the neighbors kid."*
and his uncle is also weird
Mark calling Daryl "Jerry" while shouting to do so is hilarious. Also when he said "Now we got Todd" I just died of laughter
How Eugene thinks: The mathmatictal way to put the second number on the number line with the third is with addition.
How Mark makes him speak: 2+3.
Thats the only way
honestly to hear an essay during a zombie apocalypse is really irritating
@KY5 [9th Main Account] nah bro she wit me rn in heaven
@@teasusu especially when there’s a horde of zombies, and possibly some whisperers coming after you
"I'm not about doing things right; I'm about doing things stupid." - Markiplier: Official Logo
You mean slogan.
Watching the show and hearing Eugene's voice whenever Mark reads the text makes this 100x funnier
"Cause if there is one thing the Walking Dead cant deal with, it's bridges."
*sad rick noises*
Alternate title: Markiplier makes fun of Eugene for almost 38 minutes
everyone hates eugene's way of talking so mark's reaction is absolutely perfect 🤣🤣🤣
That moment when Mark trying to explain Eugene's words into normal, is actually taking a lot longer than just reading what Eugene is saying lol
But Eugene's very words are _sooo annoying..._
@@VenomQuill Yes it issssss
The cherry rant was funny
Mark: “Does it hold?”
*Bridge collapses*
Mark: “No it doesn’t”
@@ag9nys don't respond to them, it's what they want- just ignore and report when you see it
@@ag9nys just report them for harassment if you see them
Wow, the game got Eugene's character down really well. Also watching Mark screaming for him to just shut up makes me ridiculously happy because that was my reaction to him on the show!
I’d love to see Mark’s reaction to the fact that Eugene actually speaks like that in the show.
What the hell?
@@originalbastav7346 Reporting this guy sending the same hateful answer on every comment.
Some people are such low-lives that they actually create bot to hurt people.
@@thibautisserant Yep,I reported this guy too
@@originalbastav7346 I discovered that, by checking the conversation with the bell and loading it over and over, you could report a comment infinitely. This one seems like a good test subject to try that.
“If there’s one thing The Walking Dead can’t deal with, it’s bridges”
*Rick Grimes will remember that*
And walls
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I have some theories about Markiplier on my channel
Or Clementine.
23:55 Mark is so infuriatingly close to lining up with Daryl’s body
Eugene is the type of person who says complicated words just too seem like he’s smart but in actuality he has no idea the meaning behind them
yup, that's actually his whole thing - pretending to be a scientist
@@ArmundJay I mean, not exactly. He is a legitimate maven, but he was in no way specialized towards the biological sciences
makes him look more photosynthesis.
Except he is the smartest character in the walking dead as far as I’ve seen and I stopped watching after Glenn died so yeah
Everything he's saying is right so I'm sure he knows the meaning of what he's saying, including the history and philosophers he keeps mentioning. Doesn't make him sound like less of a dork though
After watching Markimoo's mental breakdowns building bridges in The Forest, I was surprised how calm and quick he was building these bridges lmfao
I just finished binging that series XDD it was great, they spent like 2 episodes making that bridge
We need Mark to release an audiobook of every line Eugene said in the comic series, but translated in Markiplier sense.
Yesssss
Mark: You'll need to build a ramp, Okaay.
*Dramatic Music Intensifies*
Mark: I am a genius. I am so smart.
Also Mark: having an aneurism every time Eugene speaks
Intelligence and eloquence are not mutually inclusive traits.
What is aneurysm?
@@kittywithagun7742 It is when your heart has a palpation, stops beating and you enter into a temporary state of severe pain and shock.
@@kittywithagun7742 I like how you ask and you actually spell it correctly lol.
@@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen ahhh. Well then, that seems like a reasonable reaction to Eugenes bs
The character's reactions to Mark's version of Eugene is actually better than the actual dialogue.
@KY5 [9th Main Account] could someone explain to me why various youtuber's family members are burning in hell?
@@themaxterz0169 bots made by asshole trolls, report them for spam.
@@themaxterz0169 just report them and dont respond, responding keeps them active.
Don't mind me, just checking every piece of answer to report the troll. Spamming reports might make TH-cam move their asses for once.
@@thibautisserant Same
You can tell by marks reaction to Eugene that he's never watched the walking dead lol
Never watched the show either. Didn't know he was a canon character.
@@colibri224 yeah. Talks exactly like they wrote him but with a southern accent
@@colibri224 same
Gonna point out the comment about the bridges in the walking dead as well as his bits with Wade in his 7 Days to Die series being a halfway decent indicator that he has some knowledge of the show.
HE'S A REAL CHARACTER??? I THOUGHT THE GAME MADE HIM UP
I love how the developers made Eugene talk like he does in the show
Trust me, Eugene is far more fun to listen to with his accent
My favourite eugene moment was right after he got smacked into the fire truck... he was very peaceful and quiet after that
@@JustAnotherAccount8 i really dont know how anyone can actually not find Eugene hilarious
@@99texasrattlesnake99 same. My favourite Eugene moment was when he turned on the stereo and Easy Street started playing and he just stood there 😂
Mark: and If there is one thing the walking dead can’t deal with, it’s bridges
Me: *flashback to rick blowing up the bridge and setting a shit tone of on fire walkers into the river*
In some ways, that’s true….
Mark just makes Eugene's sentences even longer when translating. :D
i love your profile photo!
Eugene has always been very annoying… 😤
sir I am making memes, could u check me out?
Isn’t that why he died(it’s been a while since I watched the show so I don’t know if this is a spoiler or not)
Eugene Levy.
Yep always has been
The amount of bots, holy moly 😳
it took mark 2 seconds after meeting eugene to feel the same way everyone else did. now eugene is honestly a great character and had massive development
The fact that he picked up on Eugene exactly how he was meant to be portrayed is wonderful
“It’s so hard being me. The crowd scream, and they scream for me. Glory comes at such a heavy price”
Wrong video
I want him to see this video SO much lol
Always fun to see Mark rage at a guy that he literally is and acts like in A LOT of his bits. Love it 😂
Well, you know the saying. You hate the most that is most like you, but is not you, after all.
@@KainYusanagi Who ever said that?
@@pineappleparty1624 Anyone who has ever seen politics.
@@KainYusanagi cool but who said it
@@circusclown1503 -Abraham Lincoln
,probably.
“I have to rely on my own stoopidity to build the things I need to build.”
-Markiplier, 2021
“Stupid bridges that are gonna be stupider than my bridges”
Did mark just call me an idiot?
Nah, he called your bridges stupid, not you. 😆
Don't take it to the heart..bruh
I can't read Eugene's dialogue without hearing the actor's voice in my head. Yes, yes it has been burned into my very conscious.
nice, shit is a lot funnier than what Mark is translating it to. Eugene really is a national treasure and idgaf what anyone else says
Same. Lol
I know right
Mark pronouncing tete-a-tete (pardon the lack of accents, my keyboard ain't that fancy) as TAY TAY AH TAY TAY is everything I didn't know I needed in my life
As a french person from Canada, I totally approve this tay tay ah tay tay from Mark👌😂
"Eugene's annoying"
Ya they got that accurate he was so annoying especially when he first appeared 😂😂
I love how they made Eugene the exact same from the series. And I find it hilarious how Mark just feels exactly like me whenever he's around
Felix: hates bridges
Mark: loves building bridges
Jack: doesn’t know what’s going on
@KY5 [9th Main Account] ???
@@Vibe_Master_007
Iirc, some time ago Mark lost his niece. A few people were/are being mean about it (see the comment you responded to), like people do to Jacksepticeye about his dad that he lost (check the comment’s video uploads, one is about Mark’s niece and Jack’s dad, and all of them have Jack’s dad). They’re just being shitty people commenting this, and uploading those videos. Only thing you can do is report them, unfortunately.
@@evehellod9776 That's such a weird thing to do. I'll never understand trolls.
@KY5 [9th Main Account] oh wow, you really like attention don't ya, time to get reported bc that's all you're worth, a report
Unrealistic game, Daryl would have crossbowed Eugene instantly.
I love how Eugene goes from Megamind to Forrest Gump
When he said he would throw him off a bridge, I was expecting him to say " if there isn't a bridge, I will build one, and throw you off it.".
"Pardon me for interrupting the prostate banter" is a very Eugene way of contributing to a conversation
"He was a big purple guy, I don't know... weird. Runs in the family I suppose."
I'm dying xD
Mark hated Eugene in the beginning but slowly became Eugene toward the end while explaining his pillar.
They actually nailed Eugene's character per the show. Damn shame mark doesn't like it
do they explain why he talks like he just ate a thesaurus?
@@heliveruscalion9124 I saw somewhere a while back that he's apparently coded as "autistic" but it giving me Sheldon Cooper vibes
@@captainbuggbee yeah seems like he has Aspergers or something
@@heliveruscalion9124 they never canonly explain it, he’s said he likes to use a lot of words but it’s pretty obvious he’s neurodivergent
@@woah8358 oh i thought he was just being an asshole. i feel bad now.
As a French guy, that "tête-à-tête" at 2:09 by Markiplier is killing me right now ! In fact this is sort of pronounced like [tayt-ah-tayt]
Eugene talks
Markiplier: SHUT THE **** UP
Plot twist: Mark doesn’t like Eugene because he reminds Mark too much of himself
@@_Green_Onions_Cry about it
@JK-ei7wr Cry about it nerd
Bridge Constructor - The Walking Dead: _Exists_
Eugine's "Verbose Meme" speech pattern: _Exists_
Markiplier's sponsor by Epic Games: _Exists_
*_Now I have seen it all..._*
Having fun reading Eugene's lines as Warfstache.
Steel: *exists*
Mark when he's making decisions on support for the last bridge: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that."
I see now why Mark had originally planned on Engineering for a career choice.
Honestly was having a very shit night, still feel like absolute crap but at least I have Mark to make me laugh
Same , hope you feel better bud
People say this a lot on youtube and it makes me worried that most are addicted to watching videos instead of dealing with their problems. Maybe make a nice meal, just something you like and thinking over solutions.
Mark: And build stupid bridges that are stupider than my bridges
Me: flashback to the forest
Mark: "I could have been an engineer!"
Also Mark: "It wants me to build it a smart way using good, sound engineering principles. And I am *not about that* "
Also also Mark: "Thinking is not my best...ability."
Everyone talking about Eugene, but in the meantime im dying over Daryl sliding down the bridge as if he forgot how knees worked
Someone in my family talks like Eugene and it’s even worse in real life
O o f
There's always that one person in someone's life that has to flex their vernacular skills and then some.
@@mysticmind4563 Worst is, they don't even get why people get mad at them.
@@thibautisserant I mean even when Stewie Griffin does it, it's at a minimum or used as a sophisticated insult.
Befofe anyone replies to the bot, don't. Just report the bot and move on.
I swear Eugene isnt THIS annoying in the series. He doesn't go around his thumb to get to his pinky whenever he talks, he just says it fancily.
I love Eugene's overcomplicated lines. Love the show