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  • @meadeiocre7085
    @meadeiocre7085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7228

    Markiplier: "this game is all about chaos"
    Markiplier 30 seconds later: "1v1 cause I want some order in my matches"

    • @TheManOfMyriad
      @TheManOfMyriad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @Doofy > ->
      No, not at all.

    • @hufflefluffle
      @hufflefluffle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @Doofy how bout no

    • @lukazade1
      @lukazade1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Bruh Bruh your name accurately describes how i feel about you

    • @meadeiocre7085
      @meadeiocre7085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @Doofy fortnite is dead go away

    • @dreadedland540
      @dreadedland540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Doofy Go away you log

  • @angriestlemon7699
    @angriestlemon7699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    "There's gotta be a methodology of just throwing enough rocks at a mammoth would theoretically win, right?"
    Mark-2021

    • @timbrown3666
      @timbrown3666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He is right, mammoths went extinct due to being huge targets for projectiles.

    • @timbrown3666
      @timbrown3666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's speculated that humans had a lot to do with it anyway.

    • @majormayhem3597
      @majormayhem3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@timbrown3666 Also, having huge hairy bodies while the globe was warming up, but the projectiles sped things up a lot

    • @lucarvee
      @lucarvee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Me using spear throwers*

  • @_ducjk
    @_ducjk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4492

    I never thought I could laugh so hard at a man getting his face smashed in by a flying boulder, but here we are

  • @creamcakexd3924
    @creamcakexd3924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    14:25
    Mark: Puts a poor defenceless man, who just wants to play the banjo, up against a giant, bloodthirsty mammoth

    • @tommyspaghet6877
      @tommyspaghet6877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Basically me vs. life's hurdles

    • @yangree4213
      @yangree4213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @avapryor1914
      @avapryor1914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i was about to type that lol

    • @complex2live
      @complex2live 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This comment literally made me laugh until my stomach hurt

    • @ArmyManKJ
      @ArmyManKJ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      mark looks like the grinch when he laughs

  • @Quadraxis
    @Quadraxis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    Mark: "I want to create as much chaos as possible."
    Also Mark, 20 seconds later: "I want some semblance of order to this."
    CHOOSE ONE, MAN!!

    • @majormayhem3597
      @majormayhem3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

    • @ndt_dynamite2247
      @ndt_dynamite2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Choose Chaos!

    • @Jiamil
      @Jiamil 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mark changing his opinion after 20 seconds IS chaos, so all fine.
      Also loving CDDA.

  • @maryjjaneeee
    @maryjjaneeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2965

    "He's unflappable, he can't be flapped, no one's ever flapped him" - Markiplier

    • @majormayhem3597
      @majormayhem3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

    • @ZWorld2372
      @ZWorld2372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me: Alexa, what's the most used word in the world?
      Alexa: According to Markiplier, he has used the word FLAP in every sentence.
      Me: *THE MYTHS ARE TRUE*

    • @TildAbuse
      @TildAbuse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HE'S FLAPPABLE, MARK. HE IS EXTREMELY AND VERY FLAPPABLE. FLAPPING IS THE PRIMARY MEANS OF LOCOMOTION IN THIS GAME.

    • @gia5703
      @gia5703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has amazing theology

  • @scair2588
    @scair2588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    Yeah Mark if you were surprised at what those categories had, you would have so much fun with the other categories. WE NEED MORE

  • @VerchielxKanda
    @VerchielxKanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    I have replayed 5:23 over 10 times now. I can't get over that CLANG. XD
    Yes, PLEASE play more Mark!! X3

    • @mr.holodoc7406
      @mr.holodoc7406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *Why do I keep replayed the suffering of a Unit because of the sake of comedy?*

    • @2Beep_or_not_2Beep
      @2Beep_or_not_2Beep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mr.holodoc7406 why am I looking too far into funny things?

    • @nightwolfdoesthingslol
      @nightwolfdoesthingslol ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For me it's a repeated pattern. "Duck" *clang* (laughs)

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bonk

  • @potatoking5628
    @potatoking5628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    Mark there is so much to discover here, there is a massive arena with a ton of secret troops to find and unlock via moving the camera around, you should totally play this until you get them cause I want to see what you can do in such a large battlefield with tanks, cheerleaders, giants and deities :D

    • @nickynuggetsss
      @nickynuggetsss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesss

    • @Obliv10n
      @Obliv10n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeh like the artemis who spam so much arrows and naginata girl (i forgot what shes called)

    • @marcoskenzomatsumoto4802
      @marcoskenzomatsumoto4802 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @mtgamer2152
      @mtgamer2152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh coo- wait, *d e i t i e s?*

    • @gearhooves5996
      @gearhooves5996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      also for him to play with some custom units either with him making his own and/or from the workshop

  • @Strontium-89
    @Strontium-89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    14:23 The point of a Bard is that thanks to their loud banjo playing they are a big priority for opposing units, and can lead units toward itself and away from more important units on It's team.

    • @Strontium-89
      @Strontium-89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I am so happy about the amount of likes I got, thank you all so much!

    • @SUPEREGOKARMA
      @SUPEREGOKARMA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah ypu correct but units go for healers over bards.

    • @Ea-nasir22
      @Ea-nasir22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SUPEREGOKARMA I hate the super peasant.

    • @lovinglife5602
      @lovinglife5602 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SUPEREGOKARMA Units go for whoever is closest to them, this rule doesn't apply to Healers however, Healers heal the most valuable unit. Or the one with most max health. One of the two.

    • @chips4108
      @chips4108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The dude gets immediately recked 😂😂😂😂

  • @snoopytheace4487
    @snoopytheace4487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    I haven't laughed this much in a markiplier video in a while. We need more of this. Also we need more multiplayer games with jack wade and bob.

    • @Loudydd
      @Loudydd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey I'm an artist and I'm working hard to make it out for my fam. I think I have potential to blow up in the music industry, if someone wants to check the music. Id really appreciate it a lot fr.

    • @gamerY973
      @gamerY973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's secrets in this game there's a lot of them on medieval one

    • @shotgun3248
      @shotgun3248 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes alwade

    • @snoopytheace4487
      @snoopytheace4487 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gamerY973 I remember jacksepticeye finding some of the hidden items.

    • @Daylightus
      @Daylightus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont tell Mark what you want to see. He decides what u see and he decides what he plays

  • @en_lightenment
    @en_lightenment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I love bards so much. Epic music on the background, them wandering around, and casually singing *woWöwow* ... What a perfect scenery.

    • @meniixx
      @meniixx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same.

  • @Envy1359
    @Envy1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    Wasn't expecting Mark to play this game which is officially a full game. This game has improved a lot while Mark hasn't played it ever since. New updates will come around Fall.

    • @mr.depthleviathan5425
      @mr.depthleviathan5425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah but the updates stopped this year because there aren't any more updates that Landfall could add

    • @dreadedland540
      @dreadedland540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Bruh Bruh 😒

    • @justheretosaysomething475
      @justheretosaysomething475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, because it is made by Landfall games!

    • @_Flame9029
      @_Flame9029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mr.depthleviathan5425 is that the official reason they dont update anymore? if that's the case it's really,really stupid

    • @Kingjaymes1234
      @Kingjaymes1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mr.depthleviathan5425 ummm no, there is literally a hero unit planned, there are potential updates to the unit creator planned, and other potential cool post release content planned

  • @funniusername4355
    @funniusername4355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    The sad thing is that this isn't the first of a series and he usually does one-offs on these types of games, even though I desperately want more

    • @timothyt666
      @timothyt666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      if you really want more tabs just watch captainsauce he has been playing it since almost the beginning has done every campaign many custom campaigns and units, all the secrets, and other stuff. He may not be the same quality as mark, but at least it's tons of tabs. to be exact 156 videos of pure tabs content starting on Jul 22, 2016, and ending on Jul 29, 2021, as of right now, but he will upload more so that date will change soon.

    • @funniusername4355
      @funniusername4355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@timothyt666 I actually have and still do, and I love Captainsauce, but I just think it would be fun to see Markimoo atleast see more than THREE factions, he didn't do any campaigns, nothin with the unit creator, didn't see half of the factions. At the very least It would've been cool to see him play with all the dudes for a little bit. But, alas, Mark does what Mark does, and no force in the world can change that

    • @SacredSpirit1337
      @SacredSpirit1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He’s done a series of this before and he asks if you want to see more at the end of the video, so definitely do leave a comment

    • @bamers404
      @bamers404 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah exactly me too

    • @Andre_APM
      @Andre_APM 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Classic mark

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2494

    The bard is meant to distract enemies while his teammates do the killin’

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      So, he's useless.

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@lordbanetheplayer8844 Funny tho

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@lordbanetheplayer8844 Nah, he steals aggro. You can have the enemies chase him while you reload your catapult. Anything with reload time can benefit from "funny guitar man".

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MammalianCreature would be terrible in war

    • @criticalboi4387
      @criticalboi4387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@lordbanetheplayer8844 no he very good to distract when u got range units with you then he perfect

  • @crypticzomb8994
    @crypticzomb8994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    14:26 I legit was crying for a solid 10 mins from laughing so hard I replayed it so many times

    • @Brody_RBLX
      @Brody_RBLX 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me too

    • @muffin6990
      @muffin6990 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      גם אני

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4298

    Mark always finds a way to turn any game he plays extremely entertaining to watch.

    • @kertig
      @kertig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Just some guy without a mustache always finds a way to make the same comment without adding to the video

    • @XD-lx6zi
      @XD-lx6zi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      U just keep going where I go 🙄

    • @Ea-nasir22
      @Ea-nasir22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts.

    • @yeetbruh7602
      @yeetbruh7602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      fancy meeting you here

    • @NoctisAxtonAurora
      @NoctisAxtonAurora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You should give CaptainSauce a look then. He's got a very long TABS playlists and has broken this game many times without even trying to XD

  • @barelyrayssa9808
    @barelyrayssa9808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    5:24
    Mark: Well, duck.
    Stoner: Quack.
    Aaaand he got stoned.

    • @randompersondontmindme
      @randompersondontmindme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well he's stoned what did you expect?

    • @sherwinashford
      @sherwinashford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need more like damn it

    • @void8684
      @void8684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He went rock bottom-
      ( sorry, cant think of a goo- nvm )

  • @funtimefoxy8582
    @funtimefoxy8582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Mark: "I want to cause as much chaos as possible."
    Mark less than ten seconds later: "I want there to be a semblance of order to this."

  • @danthesupplyman4113
    @danthesupplyman4113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Absolutely play more! TABS has improved mountains!
    The legacy and secret units have to be "found" by discovering secret items hidden away in different maps
    I would love to see you play the campaign

  • @chaseross8900
    @chaseross8900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    I would love to see Mark Bob and Wade play Totally Accurate Battlegrounds

    • @CottonKerndy2000
      @CottonKerndy2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did they not play that before or am I mistaken?

    • @aafyr3
      @aafyr3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CottonKerndy2000 -yep! or at least mark has played it, it's mentioned in the intro. idk if theyve ever co-oped in this [if thats even a feature]-
      Seems I misread the initial comment :P No clue if theyve played Battlegrounds, but Mark has played Battle Simulator in the past.

    • @AdeptAmateur
      @AdeptAmateur 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aafyr3 there's a 1v1 vs thing

    • @otakuoreo
      @otakuoreo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aafyr3 The comment or was talking about totally accurate battlegrounds, mark is playing totally accurate battle simulator

    • @businesshorse339
      @businesshorse339 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aafyr3 i think he meant about the battle royal one

  • @firstnamelastname.7935
    @firstnamelastname.7935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    I would honestly love to see a series of mark trying to beat the campaigns in the game.

    • @kadenmccann3350
      @kadenmccann3350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mark! Play the campaign or find all the Legacy and secret units!

    • @SomeoneNews
      @SomeoneNews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude check on the captain sauce he has whole entire series of this

    • @averypeters4213
      @averypeters4213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @TormisMrFool
      @TormisMrFool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SomeoneNews captain sause is cring

    • @tinycandleman
      @tinycandleman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TormisMrFool Says the guy named Shadow Jester Shadow Doom...
      Did I strike a nerve? Because it would seem you switched your name.

  • @yugoslavball1945
    @yugoslavball1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    14:27 is where I’ve laughed harder than i have ever done in my entire life.

  • @qwooperdooper5209
    @qwooperdooper5209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    One of my favorite things that Lixian does is the small sound effects every now and then. It really catches me off guard.

  • @kstormgeistgem461
    @kstormgeistgem461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    the bard is the embodiment of any band playing at a bar.
    "we get paid to play... regardless of whether a brawl breaks out on the floor or a dance does."

    • @katedawg3351
      @katedawg3351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everytime I think about that I just hear that one song that everyone uses for chase scenes 😂

    • @Molv06
      @Molv06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wait what does the bard actually do tho?

    • @dronkusdonkus9190
      @dronkusdonkus9190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Molv06 they lead enemies off the map

    • @majormayhem3597
      @majormayhem3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

    • @majormayhem3597
      @majormayhem3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

  • @Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter
    @Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    Mark: “Is there a replay button?”
    Lixian: “you don’t need anything, when you have me”

  • @slayer4501
    @slayer4501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    5:06 I've watched this fight so many times its hilarious

  • @ArmadaOfGeese
    @ArmadaOfGeese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    the bard just runs around being a target while artillery and such can get shots in or lines can encroach into enemy territory. it's basically cannon fodder

    • @Floridadian
      @Floridadian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am the 123rd like.

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh that makes sense kinda. Still kinda useless in the end tho lmao

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Mystery-Wolf Well it attracts the attention of enemies, so if you dont want them to instantly destroy your catapults they're pretty good

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SwizzleDrizzl I refuse to agree because I am a stubborn lil ugly child.

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mystery-Wolf We know.

  • @Bongo_Bob
    @Bongo_Bob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I’m so glad someone is playing this again, it’s such a stupidly great game

    • @conebonegdm465
      @conebonegdm465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tis

    • @squishybrrrrt
      @squishybrrrrt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@conebonegdm465 I see you like geometry dash

    • @IcepersonYT
      @IcepersonYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Check out Angory Tom, he comes back around to TABs every few months and plays a lot of other indie games.

    • @jxkegxd
      @jxkegxd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr bro, old days are coming back again

    • @finnhobart9100
      @finnhobart9100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you want to see more people playing it, I would recommend a channel called Angory Tom. He's a super chill guy who makes regular (and good) TABS videos, and other great content that you should enjoy.

  • @falon5750
    @falon5750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2085

    “What does a potion seller do?”
    Can’t wait for him to find the chronomancer.
    Or the secret units.
    Or the legacy units
    Or the-

    • @CrystalStJohn-dj8wc
      @CrystalStJohn-dj8wc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Never say never

    • @duked8717
      @duked8717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Merciless Freak true

    • @razorionxvii638
      @razorionxvii638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      STOP! You have violated the law. Before you disclose such sacred information, we would like to remind you about how the-

    • @mcdontcare9106
      @mcdontcare9106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Just wait till he finds the unit creator.

    • @duked8717
      @duked8717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mcdontcare9106 I doubt he will play again

  • @WhatsMyFandom
    @WhatsMyFandom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5:19-5:24 The sound effects plus the comedic timing has me dying! I can't stop watching LOL

  • @enigma8725
    @enigma8725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    "Yeah, let's get some stoners in the back"
    *Markiplier Without Context- 2021*

    • @Loudydd
      @Loudydd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey I'm an artist and I'm working hard to make it out for my fam. I think I have potential to blow up in the music industry, if someone wants to check the music. Id really appreciate it a lot fr.

    • @nobody08088
      @nobody08088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @YeaMan shut up

    • @ananyalively3889
      @ananyalively3889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Loudydd you want to hear a song? It goes something like this,
      "Stop promoting your own channel in the comments. It's obnoxious, unrelated and a bore." ...
      I don't know the rest but you get the idea

  • @JoshTheValiant
    @JoshTheValiant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I would like to see the campaign of this game through Mark's eyes. Figuring out how all the units work through structured challenges and a progression throughout all the factions, sounds like a great time.

  • @AlchemixIncTM
    @AlchemixIncTM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    We definitely need more of this, TABS has always been an incredible game and Mark is definitely the kind of guy who needs to play it.

    • @majormayhem3597
      @majormayhem3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

  • @mytheonix6503
    @mytheonix6503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    16:03 perfectly cut scream

  • @captaingoogle8762
    @captaingoogle8762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I would love if Mark played through the campaign if he ever makes a second episode

    • @HowAreY0u
      @HowAreY0u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @YeaMan OK then

    • @stevenschannel6411
      @stevenschannel6411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @YeaMan bro shut up he has not played in 4 years

    • @sarimdx
      @sarimdx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yah

    • @nightfall1414
      @nightfall1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @YeaMan you don’t even know how to spell page

  • @lemonzess4202
    @lemonzess4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Mark totally should make some of his own custom units in the games unit creator. It’s an enjoyable process and I bet he’d make some fun stuff.

  • @chinmustache6420
    @chinmustache6420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Mark: “Well, he’s dead”
    Me: “HE DABBED”

    • @majormayhem3597
      @majormayhem3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣 I get this reference!

    • @kellenfox1463
      @kellenfox1463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@majormayhem3597 reported for spam

    • @majormayhem3597
      @majormayhem3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kellenfox1463 I'm sorry man

    • @kellenfox1463
      @kellenfox1463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@majormayhem3597 why are you even spamming tho

  • @tasim-ni9fo
    @tasim-ni9fo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I guess winning is beating the creature that just wanted to survive."
    Marckidriver
    damn, got all philosophical on me out of nowhere.

  • @Len..K
    @Len..K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    5:25 I love how we laughed exactly the same way lmao-
    This game is better than I expected ngl

    • @ashleg8350
      @ashleg8350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "I dunno... Duck..."
      WHACK!

  • @BeatInMySkull
    @BeatInMySkull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    "Us Hobbits must stick together." God, that reference went over Mark's head. XD

    • @CommanderNoob
      @CommanderNoob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Because he is a hobbit

    • @n8archy121
      @n8archy121 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahh, I thought it was more about Golem strangling his brother

    • @kestrel7493
      @kestrel7493 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never realised how many references are in TABS' unit design

  • @PhunkMusik
    @PhunkMusik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Mark's laugh is and always will be contagious.

  • @soraxkingdom
    @soraxkingdom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Well, duck."
    Boulder smashes face
    "Silent Psycho Laugh 🤣"

    • @majormayhem3597
      @majormayhem3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

    • @kapilazaan6238
      @kapilazaan6238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@majormayhem3597 stfu

    • @asdfasdf-xb6bv
      @asdfasdf-xb6bv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@majormayhem3597 I like C:DDA as much as anyone, and it really deserves a lot more recognition, but you're only going to turn people off on it if you spam everywhere that.

  • @jacobbaumgardner3406
    @jacobbaumgardner3406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Mark: let’s see what peasants can do
    Irish bar-fight ensues

    • @heartbroken6788
      @heartbroken6788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jacksepticeye: in meh homeland!

  • @flyingdutchman810
    @flyingdutchman810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    This battle simulator is so accurate that the only thing that is more accurate is a stormtrooper’s aim…..

    • @thickskulls
      @thickskulls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *stormtroopers are actually accurate*

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thickskulls you are the only normal comment

    • @deshawnpannell3907
      @deshawnpannell3907 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kameronjones7139 well, what about you?

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@deshawnpannell3907 maybe

    • @flyingdutchman810
      @flyingdutchman810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kameronjones7139 I tried reporting the other replies but it hasn’t seemed to have worked

  • @crazygt850
    @crazygt850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “I simply want to cause as much chaos as I possibly can… but, because it is a simulator game, I want to have some semblance of order”
    Orderly chaos, yes yes.

  • @ClassicGuy57
    @ClassicGuy57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Time lapse song: “Not even Worried” by Riverworn.
    I usually do this during Power Wash Sim.

  • @Ardeleus
    @Ardeleus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    *bard literally lodged in the ground head first waist deep*
    "Yea he's okay"

  • @Beefaroni_Bert
    @Beefaroni_Bert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    "What does Potion Seller do?"
    He doesn't have any respect for knights thats for sure.

    • @yaboyender6596
      @yaboyender6596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      His potions are too strong for them.

    • @Alyssaromantic
      @Alyssaromantic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      His potions will kill you, traveller.

    • @supensa
      @supensa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Why would he, when his potions can do anything a knight can do?

    • @Beefaroni_Bert
      @Beefaroni_Bert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@supensa BUT THEN WHY SELL THEM?!

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Beefaroni_Bert His potions are too strong for you, traveler. You yet not understand.

  • @inversedeggyolk5073
    @inversedeggyolk5073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    5:22 I don't think there is enough appreciation for Lixian for putting this sound effect.

  • @vxilius
    @vxilius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    “What does the bard do?”
    *proceeds to aggressively dance at eachother*

    • @katiem656
      @katiem656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      drunkly

    • @finbarroche5129
      @finbarroche5129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They’re distraction units, you use them to distract enemies from your archers

  • @itinyasian7269
    @itinyasian7269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    I do not lie, my eyes lit up the second I saw this notification

  • @GreenExplosion08
    @GreenExplosion08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while. TABS is one of if not the funniest game ever.

    • @lynn2314
      @lynn2314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @YeaMan no

    • @racketraccoon519
      @racketraccoon519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's definitely up there tbh

    • @reallyspud
      @reallyspud 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently you’ve never heard of a game called “wrestling empire”

    • @SLimeguyclone
      @SLimeguyclone 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Valorant crying in the corner*

    • @mrlost470
      @mrlost470 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's was all in the editing lol.

  • @jackflanagan9499
    @jackflanagan9499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Never thought I'd actually see a performer get pulverized by a mammoth... and laugh myself half to death seeing it.

  • @muixc
    @muixc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    that over-the-shoulder shot of the guy getting hit with the rock is hilarious- life comes at you fast i guess

    • @TellNoVision
      @TellNoVision 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed, haven't laughed harder in my life-

    • @dreadedland540
      @dreadedland540 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bruh Bruh Stop asking for free subs

  • @MCHLvisual
    @MCHLvisual 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Haven’t seen this game in a long time. Happy to see it back!

    • @SQUAREHEADSAM1912
      @SQUAREHEADSAM1912 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Louielolbruh ?

    • @sarge1408
      @sarge1408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think the last time he played this, Poachers were the meta still. And the Chicken Farmer and Giant Chicken Farmer were still in game.

    • @thinfuckingice2921
      @thinfuckingice2921 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Louielolbruh haha ur so funny omg 😐

    • @nguyenten6877
      @nguyenten6877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sarge1408 Chicken man and Chicken man man actually

    • @sarge1408
      @sarge1408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nguyenten6877 Ah, my bad.

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Mark: "I want to cause as much chaos as possible"
    Also Mark: "I want some semblance of order in this"

    • @dontreadmyaboutpage2824
      @dontreadmyaboutpage2824 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont read my name

    • @idork7302
      @idork7302 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dontreadmyaboutpage2824 I stg if this is a Rick roll I'm going to come back here and scream
      *UNHOLY DEMONIC SCREECHING*

    • @bred8847
      @bred8847 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dontreadmyaboutpage2824 I can say "I'm mad"....but I am "Wtf..?"

  • @nightbite765
    @nightbite765 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey to those of you who don't know too much, lemme explain:
    - Bard is meant as a distraction unit (Put him somewhere else to lure enemies away)
    - If you take control of the bard using F, you can actually attack
    Tips for controlling units
    - lmb & rmb (I'm sure you can figure these out
    - some units have an ability, activate it looking at any unit and using space

  • @Bookwormscififan
    @Bookwormscififan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I love that Mark always asks the poor bard if he’s ok after being DESTROYED by enemies! 😂

    • @lunarose2529
      @lunarose2529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's fine.

    • @wacky_duck1095
      @wacky_duck1095 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a wise man once said
      " *Your fine* "
      -lets game it out

    • @majormayhem3597
      @majormayhem3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

  • @eugenefindit
    @eugenefindit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I like how Mark spent the first 5 minutes with just clubbers and he's describing the game like a sports commentator. I can't wait for him to get to some of the crazier units. 😁

  • @charlie6519
    @charlie6519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Markiplier: *Returns to TABS*
    Everyone: He is the messiah!

    • @prod.skelly8639
      @prod.skelly8639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ratio

    • @turekarlen7466
      @turekarlen7466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You havnt seen the whole video :)

    • @akiolukban6645
      @akiolukban6645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Doofy Get ready to be cussed at in the next 24 hours

    • @cava728
      @cava728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Doofy stfu it was to the first comment not the second

    • @vbflame5645
      @vbflame5645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Louielolbruh Wait, are you the tortured soul from hell?

  • @maniacalmurderer4123
    @maniacalmurderer4123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    “Bone mages are completely OP”
    Super peasant: “ima pretend I didn’t hear that…”

    • @JokerInTheCardDeck1273
      @JokerInTheCardDeck1273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well I mean the super peasant is meant to be OP and only used in sandbox

    • @majormayhem3597
      @majormayhem3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

  • @jalenhurts5930
    @jalenhurts5930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bard: gets absolutely trucked by giant mammoth
    Mark: yOu AlRiGhT pAl?

  • @TheIceboundthrath
    @TheIceboundthrath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Sitting at my desk at work, the part where Mark pit the bard against the mammoth saying “can you at least sooth it” the bard then immediately gets trampled, I just lost it.

  • @mightybrute8081
    @mightybrute8081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Yes mark, we want more of this. I have never laughed harder in so long

    • @muhdshariq4307
      @muhdshariq4307 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao, dude i cant stop laughing HAHAHA

    • @majormayhem3597
      @majormayhem3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

  • @Bugpuppie
    @Bugpuppie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Mark: “what do stoners do?”
    Me: we vibe

  • @rwaitwhat
    @rwaitwhat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I would love to see Mark play this on two computers at once: his big amazing computer-go-zoom, and a normal one. Could test the limits of ragdolls AND see how much slower the rest of us are playing this game*
    *i have not played the game

    • @Tailstraw_xD
      @Tailstraw_xD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mark has all the graphics set to insanely high. You can get pretty good performance out of an older gfx card if you fiddle with the setting

  • @AnonymousZCool
    @AnonymousZCool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Apparently when used correctly, the Bard lures enemy units to them, so basically you could lead the enemies to your forces and the strong troops take them out.

    • @hypermaeonyx4969
      @hypermaeonyx4969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OR lure them off of maps

    • @firebeast9302
      @firebeast9302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well he lured the mammoth to him xD

  • @HedgehogY2K
    @HedgehogY2K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Ho man, this is so much better than in the old dayheehees. I couldn't breathe between 5:10-5:24. 5:22 best moment ever! I haven't seen such hilarious gameplay in 2 years.

    • @potatoman7028
      @potatoman7028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I keep on repeating the 5:22 and it always makes me laugh

    • @Jake-qz5uf
      @Jake-qz5uf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME!

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Duck."
      *DOINK*

  • @Babbleplay
    @Babbleplay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Mark: You want amusing chaos, go with the ancient snake archers; they launch poisonous snakes that then chase enemies on the battlefield.

  • @shaggyrogers4025
    @shaggyrogers4025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man Lixian is an iconic editor and really just adds those special touches to every video doesn’t he

  • @ryan.c8938
    @ryan.c8938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    *Bard and Minotaur vs catapult*
    Mark: that clearly wasn’t fair
    Also mark: *proceeds to pit minotaur against bard*

  • @pepperjack_cheese6513
    @pepperjack_cheese6513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    everyone: talking about how mark wants some order in a chaos based game.
    me: wondering why there's a bike in the background.

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's just a feature of Laundroffice.

    • @avibingpotato
      @avibingpotato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because of the wonderful ✨laundroffice✨

    • @nerfitdude
      @nerfitdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro same

    • @nerfitdude
      @nerfitdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      mans in the garage

    • @thevioletskull8158
      @thevioletskull8158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That'd just Mark being Mark

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Love how Mark just has a bike is his background, and nothing more

    • @Blue-Maned_Hawk
      @Blue-Maned_Hawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is he in a garage?

    • @mattk750
      @mattk750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blue-Maned_Hawk probably lol

    • @eenochian
      @eenochian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Blue-Maned_Hawk He’s in the legendary “laundroffice”, aka his laundry room lol

    • @puggumpus
      @puggumpus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eenochian whys hus bike in the laundry room tho

    • @Blue-Maned_Hawk
      @Blue-Maned_Hawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah, I see. Thanks, @@eenochian .

  • @lankycide77
    @lankycide77 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I would *kill* to see Markiplier to play this again. Something about him laughing hysterically at the physics is supremely entertaining.

  • @jasper2021
    @jasper2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I’ve been waiting for his return to this game forever.

    • @chadmonkegorrila8996
      @chadmonkegorrila8996 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @rugbydudedc4216
      @rugbydudedc4216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Doofy your “content”is old shitty super mario Logan content you stole from them

    • @SQUAREHEADSAM1912
      @SQUAREHEADSAM1912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Louielolbruh why are you typing that so many times

    • @Vengeance1996
      @Vengeance1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Doofy bro stfu

    • @weeedster
      @weeedster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SQUAREHEADSAM1912 For the reaction you just gave them is why.

  • @ronenmazar1145
    @ronenmazar1145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Mark: "It's like I'm power-washing clubbers"
    **Power washing simulator music starts**

  • @Stereo6400
    @Stereo6400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love how mark dosent even have a recording studio. He’s just… in random places in his house

    • @SarahRose-ix6zc
      @SarahRose-ix6zc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I believe he's actually in Austin, TX right now! So that's why :)

  • @MaskYourFace2020
    @MaskYourFace2020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    15:42 i have no words over what just happened

  • @TJtheINsomNiac
    @TJtheINsomNiac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I haven't laughed this hard in a minute, the humor of watching that mammoth decimate is priceless!

    • @horrorsans3676
      @horrorsans3676 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bard vs Mammoth 2: Electric Boogalo. please make it happen.

  • @Tomiply
    @Tomiply 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Aww, but the campaign levels are actually a lot of fun. You have to be really creative to win some of them.

  • @jimwormmaster
    @jimwormmaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't know if Lixian is still editing for Mark, but whoever is doing it, the sound/music choices are amazing. Especially adding the Powerwash music in (which really fit that game well too)

  • @SacredSpirit1337
    @SacredSpirit1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I would love to see more, especially with the new secret units and the multiplayer mode! Maybe you could convince Bob or Wade to pick up a copy and fight you!

    • @gearhooves5996
      @gearhooves5996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he could also ask Jack as well

    • @SacredSpirit1337
      @SacredSpirit1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gearhooves5996 he could, yes. However I thought Jack was still taking some personal time. Did you see the short film about his battles with anxiety?

    • @majormayhem3597
      @majormayhem3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

    • @SacredSpirit1337
      @SacredSpirit1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@majormayhem3597 what does that have to do with anything?

  • @Lukaseking
    @Lukaseking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Mark's innocent "Are you okay? 🥺" After the bard gets brutally attacked, stomped by a mammoth, hit three times in the head by a catapult, is just incredibly cute to hear

  • @icerago9848
    @icerago9848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This is the most realistic and accurate battle game of all time

  • @cleanestfather1749
    @cleanestfather1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can't wait for mark to find every single Secret unit and their funny abilities

  • @almercer4297
    @almercer4297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Mark: there is no logic or reasoning in this game whatsoever
    Me: ok so just another Markiplier gameplay video

    • @woteveruk1
      @woteveruk1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @YeaMan i feel sorry for paige then, why do you have heat on her?
      ohh wait do you mean page?

  • @balthazarslade8924
    @balthazarslade8924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The timing with the “well duck” just gets domed in the forehead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zanezane8780
    @zanezane8780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I'm so happy he's returning to this! P.S. mark there are tons of secret units you can unlock!

    • @dreadedland540
      @dreadedland540 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @YeaMan Go away bot

    • @dreadedland540
      @dreadedland540 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @YeaMan You can't even spell page

    • @tekashimaahshiha647
      @tekashimaahshiha647 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @YeaMan u got nothing on ur paige that looks fire it looks like a trash can

  • @Kaitivere
    @Kaitivere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Blue team is constantly reciting their villainous monologs before they attack, and that's why they lose

  • @SacredSpirit1337
    @SacredSpirit1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    OMG MY HOPES HAVE BEEN ANSWERED, Mark came back to the game! He should make this a series, since there’s so much secret stuff to find and he can play 1v1 with one of his friends!

  • @genderlesssalamander8939
    @genderlesssalamander8939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I can see mark as a general just laughing as his forces are mowed down

    • @shawnkerner2923
      @shawnkerner2923 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He isn't a masochist...so maybe a sadist?

  • @SacredSpirit1337
    @SacredSpirit1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Mark there’s so many secret units hidden in the campaign mode! Dragonborn, dinosaurs, necromancers, bank robbers, TANKS…you gotta go into freecam in specific levels though, since the special units’ remains are hidden on certain maps. They’ll start violently shaking and glowing when you see them, and pop after you look at them enough, giving you the unit!

    • @majormayhem3597
      @majormayhem3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

    • @SacredSpirit1337
      @SacredSpirit1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@majormayhem3597 stop spamming that on comments.

    • @majormayhem3597
      @majormayhem3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SacredSpirit1337 Cataclysm dark days ahead is a amazing game

    • @SacredSpirit1337
      @SacredSpirit1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@majormayhem3597 nobody cares!

    • @majormayhem3597
      @majormayhem3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SacredSpirit1337 but the game is good and it's free

  • @JJ-kc2nx
    @JJ-kc2nx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:23
    I have replayed this like 15 times and every single time I laugh louder

  • @samalight7249
    @samalight7249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:23 Mark: well then, duck.
    The lone blue guy in the game: *does anything but duck*

  • @Pineappleio
    @Pineappleio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I would like to see more of totally accurate battle simulator on markiplier’s TH-cam channel

  • @actuallymichael03
    @actuallymichael03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    Markiplier not playing a scary game?? Damn..that’s odd..

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    4 years later: hey guys, Markiplier here. So, last time playing TABS was 2021 huh?

  • @Forever-5555
    @Forever-5555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Mark: I am playing this becuase I want *CHAOS*.
    Mark a few seconds later: It's a simulator so I want order.

    • @woteveruk1
      @woteveruk1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @YeaMan maybe learn how to spell PAGE, before declaring you're better than mark lmao
      also you have 31 subscribers and no videos of your own posted , just one created playlist with 1 video in it, so where's the heat exactly? seems pretty damn cold on there to me lmao

    • @josephmother6263
      @josephmother6263 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@woteveruk1 I think he's a troll dude, he's commenting on every post the same message.

    • @redaja06
      @redaja06 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @YeaMan "I make videos that are bunch of random shit and blogposts"
      Nice description but it doesn't match with your channel at all because it's full of emptiness. And stop spamming.

    • @woteveruk1
      @woteveruk1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josephmother6263 i know but i got bored and im just the kind of person where if i didnt say what i was thinking it would have stuck in my head for days XD lol

  • @bubbaxmv
    @bubbaxmv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “Well, duck-“
    *annihilated by rock*
    Me: *W H E E Z I N G*