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  • @thecapptain
    @thecapptain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5853

    Blue Gunslinger: *Says random gibberish*
    Markiplier: “And, I took that personally.”

    • @omar9k
      @omar9k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @Instagram User how desperate are you my guy

    • @societyender6666
      @societyender6666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@omar9k his name says it all.

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@omar9k ignore the bots

    • @longdong7667
      @longdong7667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @Instagram User
      You just mad he wasn't gay for you.

    • @thatpersonthatexists8416
      @thatpersonthatexists8416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      9:50

  • @deletedraptor2365
    @deletedraptor2365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    Pirate Queen: Flips through the air, killing the enemy.
    Mark: Boring.
    Pumpkin Catapults: Throws pumpkins, killing themselves.
    Also Mark: (Laughing) That was amazing!

    • @zinkiyz_narabe7851
      @zinkiyz_narabe7851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      the pumpkin thing is best
      hands down

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@zinkiyz_narabe7851 Best at being the worst

    • @db5094
      @db5094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Killerbee4712 best at being the best

    • @bop6980
      @bop6980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@db5094 the worst at being the worst

    • @sumaoncrack2251
      @sumaoncrack2251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bop6980 that I's still bad but not the worst thing at worst

  • @ARCcommand
    @ARCcommand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3578

    Honestly I'd love to see Mark do a playthrough of this game's campaigns; that would be beautiful to watch

    • @kaykayhawk
      @kaykayhawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      U right!

    • @sethlomer1793
      @sethlomer1793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      indeed

    • @chrishouser135
      @chrishouser135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Not to mention seeing what happens when he possesses a unit for the first time.

    • @lololunacy2338
      @lololunacy2338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And he'll understand the game better too

    • @danlavine6477
      @danlavine6477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes

  • @turtleyamazing6091
    @turtleyamazing6091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1703

    I’ve replayed the pumpkin catapult bit like 8 times and it hasn’t gotten any less hysterically funny to me

    • @Shiny_Sean
      @Shiny_Sean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Same. My fiance and I come back here anytime we need a really good belly laugh.

    • @OmegaVAscriptwriter
      @OmegaVAscriptwriter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I laughed at it cuz I didn't expect it to happen

    • @delightfulrainclouds6394
      @delightfulrainclouds6394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      here’s the timestamp if anyone needs it 8:58

    • @drujadenlopez490
      @drujadenlopez490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i laughed the most at the horseman/knight noises

    • @mangosgaming218
      @mangosgaming218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

  • @ellac1899
    @ellac1899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    “The tree giants were sick of the humies trying to steal their trees”
    The tree giants: *fights back with trees*

    • @le_prime4385
      @le_prime4385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean if they really want it so bad then might as well give them some trees right in the face

    • @somedudefromapharmacy
      @somedudefromapharmacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We fight the tree chopper with the trees

  • @lleyah_fw
    @lleyah_fw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3461

    The characters just sound like Wade doing nonsensical gibberish. The best voice acting in a game, quality entertainment.

    • @baller34343
      @baller34343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      So sad that the only other replies are bots. Anyways, I agree. Best voice acting ever

    • @Todesnuss
      @Todesnuss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      At least some of the voices are actually various youtubers doing random noises. Vlad the Impaler for example was voiced by Draegast I believe.

    • @duuh332
      @duuh332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Pretty sure Baron and Blitz did some voices too

    • @GabFNin0
      @GabFNin0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Todesnuss And the whellbarrow is voiced by Blitz and Baronvongames

    • @kevinnguyen6076
      @kevinnguyen6076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Todesnuss Baronvongames voiced the Knight if I'm not wrong

  • @cornesalvo9366
    @cornesalvo9366 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    9:49 Everyone gangsta until the gunslinger hits you with the "Egawnyabogatbayogiboon."

  • @bob1016
    @bob1016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    I’d love to see mark just beat the campaign in just the stupidest way

    • @kadenmccann3350
      @kadenmccann3350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes!

    • @Cheesepuff8
      @Cheesepuff8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ye the first 3 campaigns and the simulation one are very worth playing
      The faction specific campaigns get boring
      Playing some community campaigns could be cool too
      Playing a match of h.o.r.s.e against someone would be great

    • @tjhunnicutt1102
      @tjhunnicutt1102 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please 🙏

    • @pathetic-traveller06
      @pathetic-traveller06 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @truthly troll bot 2.1.🤖😛 Shut up

  • @Thelurpy1
    @Thelurpy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Waiting for Markiplier to use 1 unit with a ton of cheerleaders and discover real chaos.

    • @Somespideronline
      @Somespideronline 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why? What would happen?

    • @Thelurpy1
      @Thelurpy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Somespideronline The cheerleaders boost the attack speed of the single unit to insane speeds. Some units even unlock special abilities by boosting them with cheerleaders.

    • @Somespideronline
      @Somespideronline 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Thelurpy1 nice

    • @tubasil8786
      @tubasil8786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The old ballista with cheerleader tactic

    • @theguywhoseinsideyourwalls9153
      @theguywhoseinsideyourwalls9153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The ol macenado technique.
      (mace spinner with cheerleaders if you don't know what i mean)

  • @maniacparty637
    @maniacparty637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    That pumpkin catapult collision is some of the funniest shit I've seen in TABS, thanks Mark!

  • @MrLee12
    @MrLee12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    15:00 with the way mark moves the camera would make a perfect trailer for this game

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it would make people vomit watching the trailer.

    • @KannaKandy
      @KannaKandy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@cryamistellimek9184 eh, I don’t know about that

  • @darthsupremacy
    @darthsupremacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    8:58 the Pumpkin Catapults Pumpkins hitting each other mid air then dying to their own shots is amazing.

  • @DarthDysidic
    @DarthDysidic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    "Just found that funny don't know why'
    The jousting pile: 'Oᵒᴏᴜᴜʰ! Oᵒᵒᵘᵘh! Ooouuʰ! Oᴜᴜʰ! ᵒᵘᵘʰ!'

    • @timidb
      @timidb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the jousting pile
      haha

    • @Ninetales_Gaming22
      @Ninetales_Gaming22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I died during that 🤣

    • @guacamole8683
      @guacamole8683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounded like a bunch of turkey birds

    • @Ninetales_Gaming22
      @Ninetales_Gaming22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guacamole8683 🤣sounds about right

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't know how you put their whiny throat noises into text, but you sure did it.

  • @Noluxes
    @Noluxes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Mark: you wanna see more?
    Everybody:yes pretty much

  • @MasakoX
    @MasakoX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    16:38 *gasp* They've got a Krillin too? Did that one die for them?

    • @PokefanSans
      @PokefanSans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh Hi Goku

    • @kastero7646
      @kastero7646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whats up checkmark

    • @Supermynci9000
      @Supermynci9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was the custom unit from the beginning. He's training right now.

    • @tamplushboy8452
      @tamplushboy8452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Supermynci9000 Soon he will achieve Ultra Instinct with his form of training.

    • @neoanimefreak_7606
      @neoanimefreak_7606 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heeyyy, Masako, yo dude.

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Mark does not know the joy of ordering hundreds of Halflings to absolutely smother opponents

    • @Nat0521
      @Nat0521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And then your pc going bye bye

  • @cloudaye
    @cloudaye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2221

    Mark: *creates a god-like halfling*
    Ambiance: "The only thing they fear is you"

    • @lucastornado9496
      @lucastornado9496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      CHK-CHK

    • @Nation_of_Imagination
      @Nation_of_Imagination 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doom eternal

    • @Shiny_Sean
      @Shiny_Sean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rip and tear, until it is done...

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      doom is like amogus to me

    • @tabien888
      @tabien888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Doom is kinda becoming like amogus, whenever there's some action every doom fan go spam Doom OSTs in the commets.
      But what about John Wick and Yakuza OSTs?

  • @Spiracle
    @Spiracle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I loved how that Balloon Archer fight escalated from "hehe look I made you float upside down" straight to *"I have fired an arrow straight down your throat and you're about to give the internet a whole lot more inflation content."*

    • @cobblecobble7296
      @cobblecobble7296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i agree

    • @Len..K
      @Len..K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What made you say the things that you say

    • @effigytormented
      @effigytormented 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Len..K Madness probably.

    • @Spiracle
      @Spiracle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Len..K I've had to do many innocent searches for images to use in thumbnails/videos, and let me tell you those innocent searches rarely yield innocent results.
      I've seen horrible things, but at least I'm OK with the concept of death now. *The sooner the better.*

    • @Len..K
      @Len..K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Spiracle The horrors we've seen on our journey haunt us to this day

  • @Spooky909-09
    @Spooky909-09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    12:51 literally the plot of Attack on Titan

    • @Somdeb10
      @Somdeb10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The rumbling lol

  • @AconWasHere
    @AconWasHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2416

    “And they accidentally made an actual battle simulator!”
    I don't think it was accidental

    • @theskull9960
      @theskull9960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yeah it’s hard to make a good game but they made it

    • @DelusionalInsider
      @DelusionalInsider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@theskull9960 it's been always good.

    • @theskull9960
      @theskull9960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@DelusionalInsider yeah that’s what i’m saying but now it’s better this took a lot off time and practice it’s not so easy as it seems

    • @jennychoajc
      @jennychoajc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theskull9960 ye

    • @jennychoajc
      @jennychoajc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theskull9960 it takes a while, you gotta focus on graphics, bug patches, coding, inspiration and ideas, game design, story to start of the game, OST and sounds, camera angles, there are way too much things.

  • @cakeyeater7392
    @cakeyeater7392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    This is like the 3rd time mark has learned about secret characters, lol. The long times between playing certainly doesn't help

  • @kirbcake
    @kirbcake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    the Powerwashing Simulator music playing when he started placing a lot of peasants in a line pattern was actually the funniest shit ever.

  • @arandomdog754
    @arandomdog754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The painters special ability is that it can dodge any type of aerial shot. In other words, it can avoid gun shots and arrows. I couldn’t think of the right word for this so if it’s confusing that’s my bad

    • @vlendir-_-2299
      @vlendir-_-2299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i think the word would be projectiles but yea same concept different delivery

  • @Nakai865
    @Nakai865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Really hyped to see mark explore every inch of this game. Hope he does have the motivation to do that.

  • @stiddlediddle237
    @stiddlediddle237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    The series we didn't ask for but got, and I'm not complaining one bit

  • @StormyStories
    @StormyStories 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Mark, Of course we want to see you play more of this.

  • @MadisonS9
    @MadisonS9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This game makes me laugh so hard and brings back amazing memories, I would love if mark continued this series

  • @Scottworld
    @Scottworld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    The Room's Light: *Turn off*
    Five Nights at Markiplier.

    • @johnnycripplestar5167
      @johnnycripplestar5167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh hey didn't expect you here.

    • @TheRealSoftR
      @TheRealSoftR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Instagram User shut up bot

    • @zaphodbeeblebrox7893
      @zaphodbeeblebrox7893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Glory comes at such a heavy price...

    • @anguinechip
      @anguinechip 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh wow, Scott hello there! Love ur games

    • @johnnycripplestar5167
      @johnnycripplestar5167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@anguinechip It's scottworld, not Scott himself, this is just a news channel for FNAF related content.
      And Scott is retired, he wouldn't really be watching videos, he's just on the other side of things like family and other stuff but nowhere near game development or anything.

  • @raynethescribe2772
    @raynethescribe2772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    "The tree giants were sick of the humies taking their trees" ah yes, i too love the ent attack on isengard in the lord of the rings

    • @cutieowl347
      @cutieowl347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      trees against orcs, but that's close enough lol

    • @thenacho6354
      @thenacho6354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @lukethe_great13
      @lukethe_great13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh I didn’t really notice that one!

    • @raynethescribe2772
      @raynethescribe2772 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cutieowl347 eh true, i just wanted to make the ref pfft

    • @ND62511
      @ND62511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark would make for a good Aragorn, honestly

  • @mimic1984
    @mimic1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I would love to see Mark find the Cheerleader secret unit and put a bunch of em with a single unit vs an army.

    • @richardashendale922
      @richardashendale922 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is exactly what I'M SAYIN'

    • @bighmm6301
      @bighmm6301 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardashendale922 Not the thing above you, the thing above the thing above you

    • @richardashendale922
      @richardashendale922 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can we just not acknowledge the existence of the thing above me

    • @zoulcar9403
      @zoulcar9403 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We can

  • @jskoh4662
    @jskoh4662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    19:14 Yes Mark, please, we want more

  • @en_lightenment
    @en_lightenment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    9:48 Blue gunslinger: *does an epic move* Gæãrnıngenbönkäbųnkabung
    Mark: what did you just say to me???

    • @unholycrusader69
      @unholycrusader69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I honestly wouldn't be suprised if that meant "egg" in German

    • @en_lightenment
      @en_lightenment 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unholycrusader69 u right

    • @sanchitory
      @sanchitory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How did you type his sound perfectly?

    • @en_lightenment
      @en_lightenment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@sanchitory i study french

    • @alin4922
      @alin4922 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @IAmfindingpeaceloveyouall
    @IAmfindingpeaceloveyouall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    “Shadow wanker” caught me off guard with that one 😂💀

  • @jio_graze1491
    @jio_graze1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    this game is a blast, but watching mark exert mark energy at it just makes it so much better.

  • @milogauger9887
    @milogauger9887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    It's cool that Mark is getting into the secret units. They're actually some of the more creative characters in the game! I can only imagine what his reaction will be when he gets to the legacy faction ;)

  • @ooferdoofer7091
    @ooferdoofer7091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Holy shit the fact Mark’s continuing TABS has made my month.

    • @CrazyGamer-zf1be
      @CrazyGamer-zf1be 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know right, I would love to see a full series of this game of him messing around and playing a few campaign levels

    • @majestic9434
      @majestic9434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why is this comment already liked? i just clicked the video lol
      wont unlike it tho i completely agree i was so worried he would stop it at one episode

    • @user-xy9lv6kk2j
      @user-xy9lv6kk2j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope he keeps playing it, games gotten so much better

  • @thelizord2157
    @thelizord2157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Markiplier: "It would be fair if I match their skill level"
    Me: ha ha Thor go brrr

  • @nicoprim8841
    @nicoprim8841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    All battles should be fought with TABS. Instead of wars we should just have competitive TABS matches 😂😂

    • @HexAstrophe
      @HexAstrophe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      LMAO That would be freakin hilarious! Also I reported all the bots comments I hope that helps! Have a great day!

    • @gabethebomiscool1381
      @gabethebomiscool1381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Bruh Bruh stop the cap HHHAHHAHAHSHHAHSHA

    • @zTio
      @zTio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bruh Bruh stfu

    • @aregulargamer4144
      @aregulargamer4144 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Instagram User you use Instagram

    • @jakemccammon3005
      @jakemccammon3005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stop replying to the trolls, they just want attention just ignore them and report them

  • @saltycrouton4666
    @saltycrouton4666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I have depression and Markiplier’s videos give me happy feelings cause I can actually laugh, so it’s my safe place

    • @redicated2528
      @redicated2528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Watch a Brandon Farris 5 minute crafts video and tell me your opinion on it

    • @dividale2821
      @dividale2821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's great, but if you have depression you need to talk to someone, a friend or a therapist. Can't solely rely on markplier's cideos

    • @saltycrouton4666
      @saltycrouton4666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redicated2528 it was so chaotic and completely amusing you’ve got me hooked

    • @gigacat9761
      @gigacat9761 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saltycrouton4666 glad to hear that

  • @conormurphy4328
    @conormurphy4328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Mark if you play any more of this game you’ll get better results if you don’t have mirror matches between the exact same units.

    • @step2fr
      @step2fr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YES it’s so irritating! Mark is usually better at figuring out stuff like that

    • @whiteasian4990
      @whiteasian4990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@step2fr dude hes just having fun relax

    • @megapast888
      @megapast888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he knows lmao he’s just testing it out

    • @shradicle8576
      @shradicle8576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The campaign is the best way to learn the counter and what everything does. Cause it gives you situations like "Oh hey! I can just place these things and beat this easily" (proceeds to get steamrolled cause they counter that simple tactic)

    • @friendist9323
      @friendist9323 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@megapast888 That’s great and all, but why call it boring after every single one? I know it’s jokingly, but it got old very fast.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I like how the blunderbuss guys weren't being knocked down by the opponent's shot; they were being knocked down by their own recoil. XD

    • @tartarussauce2498
      @tartarussauce2498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Realism

    • @mysterygaresh7300
      @mysterygaresh7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also, they were tanking each other's shots with that barrel armor...so didn't help matters.

  • @bobbunsen7377
    @bobbunsen7377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    "They somehow made an actual battle simulator out of this"
    *He says while an elephant scoots off a cliff*

    • @Linguineo
      @Linguineo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      16:05

    • @lmeire3783
      @lmeire3783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean I don't doubt that exact thing happened several times when Hannibal was leading his elephants against the Romans. Ancient warfare was just fuckin' weird sometimes.

    • @awebtoonreader4979
      @awebtoonreader4979 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @jamper9039
    @jamper9039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:57 that little guy blushing was the cutest thing I ever seen I swear to god

  • @seangiglio
    @seangiglio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Mark you need to get the free dlc for the game. It adds a bunch of “Glitches” to play around with including the ability to make huge mammoth towers

    • @The_True_Mx_Pink
      @The_True_Mx_Pink 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's a DLC? I haven't been doing it right.

    • @brod7173
      @brod7173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@The_True_Mx_Pink it can break the game even more in a good way

    • @The_True_Mx_Pink
      @The_True_Mx_Pink 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brod7173 I DEFINITELY haven't been doing it right, then.

  • @ClumsyReaper
    @ClumsyReaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This has made me realize that a lot of TABS units were not designed to 1v1 a copy of themself.

    • @USER-vw4vl
      @USER-vw4vl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      None of them is designed to 1v1 themselves

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A while ago, TABS was going to look quite different, with competent battles between every unit. They ended up scrapping it because it made battles take too long.
      tl;dr They had the capability to make 1v1 fights interesting and intentionally threw it away. XD

  • @CaptainLass
    @CaptainLass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    I could totally see another “World’s Quietest Letsplay” to this game

  • @Mafcagile
    @Mafcagile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Fun fact Mark: Projectiles like Arrows and spears. Hale Bales from the Farmer faction can block them. Since it has Hay as Armor. But i dont know if it can stop bullets

    • @AgentLando
      @AgentLando 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      barrel armor from the blunderbuss can also do the same thing

    • @CocoTeamRacing
      @CocoTeamRacing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hay blocks bullets but not as well as the blunderwumpabuss.

    • @sergeantnerfsalot2784
      @sergeantnerfsalot2784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SCREW YOU BULLETS, I HAVE DRY GRASS

    • @jennywrath5207
      @jennywrath5207 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gwydian

  • @Ghost-dq1he
    @Ghost-dq1he 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I'm so glad that he's playing this again

  • @lukebretherton501
    @lukebretherton501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    You should find Cupid he’s a secret unit and he just makes everything fuck

    • @nocturnalkoala8798
      @nocturnalkoala8798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That’s pretty scary

    • @JohnSmith-mk5jt
      @JohnSmith-mk5jt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      One cupid can technically take on a massive group of ice giants if played by someone with an IQ above room temperature and a lot of patience

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Aaron Yu Manually controlling any is fun, but the ranged units are GOATED

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JohnSmith-mk5jt Cupids and bards are 2 of my favorite gimmick units. They're dumb but they work.

    • @efl719
      @efl719 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what

  • @thecyanator5183
    @thecyanator5183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Mark: "oh your very smart hiding there"
    Tree giants *absolutely crashes into him*
    Me: *dying of laughter*

  • @boxesncrates6007
    @boxesncrates6007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    18:10 We all know where that spear went.

    • @malekhekal4238
      @malekhekal4238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Into his back, surely the upper area

    • @doofusboy7054
      @doofusboy7054 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@malekhekal4238 Of course of course

  • @3ternalHours
    @3ternalHours 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Two dude’s blunderbussing each other in a field made me laugh the hardest I have in months. Depression be damned. Thank you so much

    • @PumpkinChi
      @PumpkinChi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I feel you, mark always knows what to saw that makes me giggle like a school girl past my bed time. He's helped more ways then I can think of and It makes me happy that your laughing and enjoying yourself in a dark time. I wanted to make a funny comment but instead felt like having your back my good person. I hope your doing good and I hope you enjoy the little things like silly jokes. :) stay safe and keep being you love!

  • @avalovelaceporter
    @avalovelaceporter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Mark calling people “my guy” and “my dude” gives me life for some reason

  • @justamonkevr5216
    @justamonkevr5216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    He's returning to old games, and i love it.

  • @Murpeeeeee
    @Murpeeeeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Markiplier reporting from the sky watching a dope ass battle scene
    Mark's Helicopter pilot trying to dodge the beams of light and death 16:31

  • @sploofy_jpeg6610
    @sploofy_jpeg6610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "I'm Gonna Do Something Nutzo." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

  • @Sprats7
    @Sprats7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    The pumpkin catapults was the funniest shish I’ve seen in a while 🤦‍♂️
    8:59
    Also the tree giant that got blunked 🌳

    • @roadtrippin1753
      @roadtrippin1753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp for the blunkedge please

    • @toiletpaperhgha
      @toiletpaperhgha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@roadtrippin1753 13:13 i think is the blunkage

    • @roadtrippin1753
      @roadtrippin1753 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toiletpaperhgha the blunkage

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    This is epic, and the fact you are the one playing, it is more interesting.

  • @houstonminchew3074
    @houstonminchew3074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    6:25 sounds like a bunch of french guys fighting

  • @starstriker1792
    @starstriker1792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I love that not only is there someone still playing this game but it’s one of my favorite content creators! Thanks for sharing this with us Mark! I’ve been loving it.

    • @EvoGraffe
      @EvoGraffe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, there's captainsauce..

  • @elweewee
    @elweewee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    9:47
    Gunslinger: bowdiganifrowndafoam
    Mark: what did you just say to me?

  • @Ljeva
    @Ljeva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The only game where Mark customizes his characters 😂

  • @khakahkhakah3532
    @khakahkhakah3532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I love how Mark kind of acts like a kid but also is an adult, it just makes me laugh to death.

  • @Un_prønøunceable
    @Un_prønøunceable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Missed this game. Had a crap ton of laughs in the past

  • @izzyoswald4348
    @izzyoswald4348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    That good vs. evil fight looked like a movie scene

    • @jennychoajc
      @jennychoajc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True, it would be an actual one if there was epic music and black bars at top and bottom

  • @krionillie9696
    @krionillie9696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    16:58 Mark Actually forgot TABS had campaigns, I can't believe it. XD

  • @SilasGeorge730
    @SilasGeorge730 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Congratulations!! What a truly deserved and earned reward. You ask for some favorite moments: Graymatter, the crossover content with Node, Tim Miller, and, of course, Markiplier.

  • @cutcorerx5812
    @cutcorerx5812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Mark: ouuu pumpkin Catapult seems kinda fun
    Pumpkin catapult: kills each other

    • @yourbestfriend4843
      @yourbestfriend4843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They died to their own attacks

    • @cutcorerx5812
      @cutcorerx5812 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They died being dume like the game lol

  • @47896285pgdfzgnd
    @47896285pgdfzgnd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "He's playing dead" Artificial *cowardice*

  • @doneedanickname3522
    @doneedanickname3522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Watching Mark play this game is intriguing, hilarious yet frustrating all at the same time (He literally skipped both of my favourite units, the Jarl and Reaper)

    • @cgillis3989
      @cgillis3989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I found it the same; funny and frustrating lol. Even your icon is a unit; you a big Tabs player?

    • @qweasdzxc09871
      @qweasdzxc09871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothing like sending the reaper against a horde of peasants. Good times gratuitous serf death

    • @doneedanickname3522
      @doneedanickname3522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cgillis3989 heh yea. Been watching and playing TABS since some of the earliest builds (Alpha, Beta, EA, etx)
      Big reason why Jarl is my fav too. He’s always been a powerhouse, and is amazing at demolishing armies. God I remember raging at a specific level in the early builds (Beta I think?) where there were only Jarls going down an ramp to your units. In my opinion, that was THE MOST tough level in the game. Not even the final boss, Chicken Man Man, rivalled it.

    • @thwomp1542
      @thwomp1542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jarl is overpowered

    • @cgillis3989
      @cgillis3989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@doneedanickname3522 I haven't played the Alpha or Beta; only got it in this newer version (I think it was around the time when renaissance or Pirates were out) But yeah, I love this game a lot and -dare I say- I'm pretty good at it too lol
      I've grown to like the Jarl but at first I didn't like the buff they gave him, personally because I just preferred the King and now the Jarl could rival him, basically ensuring a victory when rage is active

  • @azzybeltran3921
    @azzybeltran3921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Once these guys go super saiyan it’s kind of game over”
    -Markiplier -2021

  • @bradleybarnett1469
    @bradleybarnett1469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Mark, there are a TON of Secret Units, Including the 2 most powerful beings to have ever been born into TABS

  • @abdulqyat4728
    @abdulqyat4728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Please do more of this game, and just see how far you can push the game with the mobs and stuff. I really loved this video

  • @dualcornet
    @dualcornet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Absolutely love this game with Marks laughter and all the slapstick comedy, would love to see more episodes

  • @linkin0983
    @linkin0983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    18:51 I can't with the way the halflings launched against the farmers 😂

  • @mirasheikh4717
    @mirasheikh4717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love how he discovered the secret units and almost immediately got distracted by something else lmao

  • @twitchydemon69
    @twitchydemon69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:30 honestly the noise of them goin "oooh" was hilarious and i nearly spat out my coffee

  • @TheLastArbiter
    @TheLastArbiter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    5:15 This one is a missed opportunity, painters should have the power to convert the enemy to their color and make them switch teams

    • @alexrusset8614
      @alexrusset8614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They're actually good at dodging projectiles.

    • @Emmariscobar
      @Emmariscobar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The necromancer already (sort of) does that.

    • @asiu19
      @asiu19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      so, in one word: wolololo

    • @familiarstranger9617
      @familiarstranger9617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Game developer*

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually thought they were gonna try to colour each other and see who could switch the other faster...

  • @Chakrahunter6578
    @Chakrahunter6578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:17 is the best recreation of the birds that say MINE MINE MINE I have ever seen

  • @artie3167
    @artie3167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    The fact that he was so excited that the game wasn't just for jokes but was an actual fighting simulator is so cute!💫🌸🌺

    • @TJ-lb8jk
      @TJ-lb8jk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cringe

    • @ApolloVisions
      @ApolloVisions 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @zTio
      @zTio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bkinvader3287 bro stop hating on people for 0 reason

    • @build..
      @build.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zTio BTS is a perfectly valid reason

    • @eenochian
      @eenochian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your replies thus far are bots and random hate, sorry my dude 💀

  • @watchfulwanderer6443
    @watchfulwanderer6443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Mark, tabs is a game of rock paper scissors. i'd recommend playing through the introduction campaign and the faction campaigns, since they'll give you an excellent grasp of what the units do.

    • @cgillis3989
      @cgillis3989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unfortunately I doubt he will; it's Mark we're talking about. He'll be just like: "Catapults huh? Surely these haybalers will do some damage."

  • @UnluckyBoiio59
    @UnluckyBoiio59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Finally he's playing the same game not that don't like him changing things on the fly but it's great

    • @treeroo5006
      @treeroo5006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What?? He just did a play through of power wash simulator

    • @UnluckyBoiio59
      @UnluckyBoiio59 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@treeroo5006 true what I'm trying to state is the reoccurrence of him uploading the same videos

    • @cockatieltime2259
      @cockatieltime2259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He does his 3 scary game thing on point he has a life also im not a huge fan of him either but i guess it's up to him what he wants to post i wouldn't want to be forced by my so called fans on what i find fun so i would not push that on him myself theres plenty of youtubers who play the same stuff all the time because there worried as soon as they change to other games/content the fans will disappear

    • @UnluckyBoiio59
      @UnluckyBoiio59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cockatieltime2259 um ight

    • @baldibaldimore6423
      @baldibaldimore6423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cockatieltime2259 op legit said they dont mind him changing daily wtf are u trying to say?

  • @ellybanelly3656
    @ellybanelly3656 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude I haven't stopped by your channel in a while because I've been trying to get some trauma shit dealt with and become an at least slightly functional adult again, but I decided to today because you always make me laugh even when I'm feeling really down.
    Well 6:20 just made me die laughing. Like, I literally haven't laughed that hard and genuinely in months. Thank you man.

  • @creativity.bozzzo6398
    @creativity.bozzzo6398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Halfling: Watch me Mark, I have drip!
    Markiplier: "Stupid halfling! You can't have drip!"
    Halfling: 0:57

    • @Ok-fj7xx
      @Ok-fj7xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

  • @indy9540
    @indy9540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Pleeease play more of this, I remember when you were playing this years ago and I was addicted to the series.

    • @devan.m.r6979
      @devan.m.r6979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @truthly troll bot 2.1.🤖😛 stop spamming

    • @seanjohnisee
      @seanjohnisee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@devan.m.r6979 It is a bot. Just report it for hate speech and spam.

  • @anthonygalindo6334
    @anthonygalindo6334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    7:15
    Horrifying footage of us soldier being anbushed in Vietnam
    (1969 colorized)

  • @dr.danielcamelia9276
    @dr.danielcamelia9276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:13
    Red:BALALALDOH-
    Blu:shut up *shots red*
    Red:* epicly revives* no,you shut up *shots blu*

  • @tylerrose3633
    @tylerrose3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Good battle: Mammoth vs any unit that spins and 10 cheerleaders. Doing this will cause spinning units to do something awesome.

  • @bluegold1026
    @bluegold1026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    9:00 that WAS pretty funny lol
    It'd be fun to see pit entire factions against one another and that they have to use at least one of every unit.

  • @Universe265-U
    @Universe265-U 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Pumpkin Catapult: *Ricochets their own pumpkins back towards themselves*
    Markiplier: ... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @weebpsycho100
    @weebpsycho100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Nothing has made me laugh that hard in a while. I'm talking face pain, stomach pain, lungs pain

  • @Envy1359
    @Envy1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I like how he skipped The Introduction but went straight towards The Adventure in the campaign.

  • @dumbumbumbum8649
    @dumbumbumbum8649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Mark: equally pairs the exact same enemies against each other
    Also Mark: “that wasn’t very interesting.”
    Well I wonder why

  • @coopercan
    @coopercan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Oh lawd, PLEASE play the campaign for the next episode of this. We'd love to see it!

  • @thebigheartyradish
    @thebigheartyradish ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i wish he did more... the game has come so far

    • @imrandomness
      @imrandomness 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      fr this game is one of my favorite games of all time honestly

  • @varoonsnook
    @varoonsnook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hell Yeah, I want plenty more of this. The commentary just elevates the humor to another level

  • @jonwuogle3159
    @jonwuogle3159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Mark should look at the Custom Units made by people, some are hilarious where others are cursed

  • @jamescalandra9362
    @jamescalandra9362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i would love it if you dedicated an episode to knowing how many secret units their are and attempting to find them yourself. :)

  • @BadArtistUknow
    @BadArtistUknow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've seen this game being played by mark in the past and honestly... I really want him to play it again as it looks much better and more exciting than last time!

  • @KLo_iCK
    @KLo_iCK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Nothing would describe how happy i am when he's doing TABS again, love it