@@facelessjake9878Please no his knowledge of the gods scaling is VERY innacurate. There are way too many feats he doesn’t know about that would have the Greek Gods win easily in their favor in this matchup. Multiple Gods Athena, Poseidon, Zeus casually shook the universe many times. There are also other things they have going on for them.
Where the fu*k is Paul Bunyan, my inner American is screaming right now! Great video, by the way :] Edit: I just got to the part where you explain, I respect your choice, but please at least let him fight a titan. 🙏
Fun fact: while the deities in Greek mythology could change their shape and size, they were mostly the size of a human. The reason people think the Titans are bigger than they are is because they confuse them with the Giants, which were another race the Olympians fought
I think it's also the whole father of the gods eating them and Zeus only escaping as he replaced himself with a boulder, gotta be pretty big to eat several dudes.
@@TheCanadianGuy56Zeus didn't replaced "himself" with a boulder, he was replaced with the omphalos stone by his mother, Rhea. And that happened when he was a baby not a full grown adult, the same thing happened to his siblings minus the being replaced with a rock for all of them.
@@Sp4rtanRage Still odd to think of a normal size man swallowing a normal size baby whole. And while a boulder CAN mean a fairly moderate sized rock, it's still probably bigger than what we'd think of as baby sized. Actually size is probably the least horrifying interpretation of the necessary anatomy.
Fun facts: Before Chuck Norris got into acting, he was the world's top martial arts fighter in his weight class for multiple years. He also became good friends with Bruce Lee.
Alexander the Great will not lose, Uncle Sam will not be defeated, they blend into a weird combination of Uncle Sam Alexander, but then the amalgamation of the two would have to face Chuck Norris and lose instantly because neither Alexander the Great or Uncle Sam are strong enough to beat Chuck Norris.
Although he is immensely powerful and definitely solos greek mythology, it should be noted that Chuck Norris is not entirely unbeatable. He canonically lost a single fight in his career to a team up of Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore, Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. It should be noted however that this was part of a larger fight that lasted a century and was the bloodiest battle anyone ever saw
You mean that fanfic written by a horde of sweaty no-lifes trying desperately to make everyone who didn't act like a gaping pisshole feel completely and entirely unwelcome in life because they were bullied relentlessly offline? Not canon.
for 18:09 killing the Nemean Lion was considered an impossible task because it’s hide was Impenetrable to all weapons, this was why Hercules had to strangle it and wore it’s pelt as protection. Thought that does bring up the question of how he skinned it.
The only real issue with this comparison is the conceptual difference between the two mythologies. Greek mythology mainly comes from the Mycenaean era of Greece- so the Bronze Age. They were more worried about trying to explain how weather, farming, and the sun worked. A mountain exploding and killing thousands of people or a year long drought were the most terrifying thing they knew about. They weren’t even technologically advanced enough to smith large quantities of iron yet! American mythology and folk lore has moved through germ theory, the industrial era, lasers, space travel, the nuke, and quantum physics. There’s no way ancient myths could hold a candle to what we imagine now as being god-like or even just superhuman.
@@omnipresentl1316 While I went deny that those do have ancient sources, 2 of those are still practiced religions today, with much longer oral histories across dozens to hundreds of cultures, while the first written record of Journey to the West was done in the 1500s. That’s 600 years after their first use of gunpowder. Oral retellings would have shaped the story around those facts- even if the story doesn’t use them.
That may be true to Greek Mythology but Hinduism had the concept of the Multiverse. Buddhism had the concept of transcending dimensions. Both of these concepts influenced various modern media, this included DC with their multiverse and the New Gods’ God Sphere.
My two cents on the Alexander Vs Uncle Sam thing, I think goes one of two ways: 1: Uncle Sam beats his concept in a straight up fight. 2: Alexander goes to conquer America and in becoming its new leader, either is able to harm Uncle Sam or straight up remove him from existence by renaming/reshaping America in his own image.
America does have an imperialist past. And the essence of Alexander is Conquest. Uncle Sam in more so the american govt. at times and has lost wars, like in Vietnam and Afghanistan (who's myth is to be unconquerable) So I mostly think it'd end up in Alexander BECOMING Uncle Sam, since he'd conquer it and keep conquering but now wearing US colors. It would not be in Uncle Sam's nature to defeat Alexander/Conquest without giving up it's own world domination and becoming a Pacifist, which would weaken him greatly. America s more so as the land itself, represented by Columbia (the lady holding the torch in Columbia movie credits) while Uncle Sam is the US govt. + MIlitary Industrial Complex. So Alexander could kill Uncle Sam and capture Columbia, but would likely become Uncle Sam in the process... unless as you said, he crushes and alters Uncle Sam/USA totally.
I would solve the Alexander vs Sam paradox by saying "Uncle Sam gets convinced to make Alex an ally, and that's the only chance Alexander has of not losing".
I know how to kill Chuck Norris. You need Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan.
Chuck Norris once saw a dead lamb on set of Walker texas ranger. He proceeded to bring it back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the crew stared in amazement Chuck broke its neck. Showing the Good Chuck giveth, the good Chuck taketh away.
Ok, it's a lot different than what I expected, but it's a pretty cool video. I was half expecting Johnny Appleseed to throw hands with Demeter, but this works
Not really... one could say, Alexander wins and turns into Uncle Sam. ... OR that Uncle Sam is/has been Alexander (Imperialism/Conquest) in US colors.... Uncle Sam can't defeat Alexander, unless he becomes Pascifist and gives up All global control... Uncle Sam = US Govt.... America the Land = Columubia .... George Washington = US constitution/Ideals Uncle Same can become ppl like George Washington, by putting the clothes on him, and he is heavily influenced by the george washington concept (US ideals) which is why he has white hair and stuff... He can't become Columbia, since he represents the Govt. (people not the land) Lady Liberty = New York and is more capable of being Columbia ( or is just an extension of her ) Lady Liberty's ideal is Immigration and the American Dream. Alexander is the spirit of the young conqueror. Afghanistan is the land that cannot be conquered (grave of empires)... myth wise... those would be a cool conceptual matchup as opposing forces. it's similar to the Russia in Winter concept.
Uncle Sam vs Alexander... they meet and have a wordless standoff. They simply stare at each other for five very long seconds, and then shake hands. "Game recognizes game"
So, what you're saying is, in the far future... there might be a Shazam-like character, that has the wisdom of *Spider-Man*, the Strenght of the *Hulk,* the courage of *Arnold* Swhazinnegger and so on?
Yeah, that's true. In the myths Hercules had to to wrestle with it for several days until he finally snapped it's neck. The he used the lion's claws to skin it and use the fur as armor.
alexander vs uncle sam, alex can take this, he just runs for president and with his strategic genius clinches the contest easily. sam can't act against the president, not easily, it'd be like robocop. Victory to alex, but not by overpowering sam.
"The Nemean lion had golden fur that was impervious to attack, and claws that were sharper than mortal swords and could cut through any armor." The nemean lion isn't a Mortal lion, that's the whole point. Once Hercules killed the beast, its hide served as near invincible armor.
Yes, he was an offspring of Typhon and Echidna, he had no mortal ancestory. Plus he was breastfeed by Hera which is also noted to be part of the reason why Hercules had god level strength. Which makes him Relative to the Hercules. The same applies to the Hydra.
On Uncle Sam v. Alexander, they both win because Alexander becomes an American and founds the nation a few thousand years early. Also, Uncle Sam holding half the planet is a reference to the Monroe doctrine. Also, did you know that in some older cartoons the symbol of America was a Giant Eagle or a woman wearing white called Columbia, because that was a thing everyone just forgot.
Simple. Alexander the Great wins the Popular Vote, but Uncle Sam has the Delegates. They both win, but only one really wins. Simple. Our system makes sense 😂
The Greek Heroes exist in DC comics, if you are counting them as the ogs, Zues has put Superman in his place at least once... and has magic, one of Superman's "weaknesses" that could also be a factor, no matter which version you are using
I know you probably won't see this, but I'm really enjoying this series of vs debates. This video came at the perfect time to lighten my mood during a really awful week. Please keep making these. I'm also looking forward to how you scale the Tarnished and Dragonborn... Especially if you call out the wanking either series gets into. Anyway, thanks for the video!
when you talked about not being able to use paul bunyon, i realized that john henry is in the same category of 'probably not going to last through the ages' and i was sad, because he's my favorite american folklore hero
If Fate deems it so Alexander never loses, and Uncle Sam can beat up concepts, then Uncle Sam can beat up Fate, making it so it no longer has the ability to protect Alexander. And it's not like Alexander can do anything to stop Uncle Sam from beating up the concept of Fate.
Oh what about a "Would they Survive" with Powerful Hero's like Goku, Superman, Thor, DOOM Slayer, and so on VS the Great Old Ones, Outer Gods, and other cosmic horrors?
You know, you can do a “would they survive” for Rimworld. Especially if they are characters that are more ambitious, and wouldn’t just build a shack in the woods somewhere.
I wouldn't mind seeing more ideas like this. This video was awesome! Kinda wanna see a part two now with other American mythological characters. Paul Bunyan, John Henry, Bigfoot, Jersey Devil, Captain Stormalong, Lone Ranger, etc.
14:52 Fated to never loose... with that somehow there is a win condition where Alex does not loose... Oh, mutual destruction a Tie or at least what one would consider a Tie against anyone with Toon powers (a regular person cannot come back from dust even tho a toon can but accomplishing such destruction on a being that could just shrug the initial blow off can be seen as a win). That is the best anyone can do.
17:00 The Nemean Lion was said to have a pelt that no blade could penetrate. So no sword or spear could kill the Nemean Lion. That's why it was considered impossible to kill it.
One a serious note, out of all the movies I’ve seen Chuck Norris starred in, I think his best role was in Bruce Lee’s The Way of the Dragon. The guy’s character actually has weight in that movie, and can be taken seriously, despite having only one line in the entire movie
I just found out that Uncle Sam was actually a comic book character, rather than just a character Americans created for those "I WANT YOU" posters for recruitment for war.
Superman has been described as the embodiment of hope. He just pops back into existence after Mr Mxyzpltk tries to erase him. He also resists darkseids omega beams regularly which have the power to erase people. So….. he’s a lot more powerful than you give him credit for. Especially if he’s gone for a sun swim.
Hephaestus from Greek mythology is highly underrated. His ability to invent literally any weapon or trap would give any modern character huge problems.
This I probably the funniest thing I’ve seen this day. Also: Fact #71: Scientists has estimated that the energy given off by the Big Bang which created the universe, was roughly equivalent to 1 CNRK: 1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Uncle Sam can fight the embodiment of Alexander’s luck manipulation. He can defeat it using taxes and absorbing some for himself or using manifest destiny
The way I'd interpret fate manipulation, is that it's basically probability manipulation that can even defy odds that are at 0% likelihood of happening. So if we say that Earth is fated to be destroyed by an asteroid, then the snail who got fate defying abilities could potentially make it so that the asteroid just somehow misses the planet, or they could have it so that the asteroid is broken up half ways through its path to Earth, which leads most of the debris to burn up in the atmosphere, and etc. The Snail basically got the power to change reality itself, since fate is basically the plot of real life. Alexander's ability to never lose, would basically mean that literally everything that can happen to make him not lose, will happen. Wether it be Uncle Sam acting stupid that day, the weather getting in the way, Alexander finding a weakpoint by luck or dedication etc.... Alexander basically has plot armor as a super power, which makes it so nothing will ever go in his opponent's way, and/or everything goes in The Great's favor to never lose. If anything, since his power doesnt go as far as to make him always win, it can mean that Alexander could be possibly forced into a tie, or into something that is not a victory but technically not a loss for him either.
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Can you do this same thing except with the Norse gods
@@facelessjake9878Please no his knowledge of the gods scaling is VERY innacurate. There are way too many feats he doesn’t know about that would have the Greek Gods win easily in their favor in this matchup. Multiple Gods Athena, Poseidon, Zeus casually shook the universe many times. There are also other things they have going on for them.
fuck this John Constantine can kill Zeus and all the fake gods in the name of the true GOD YHVY.
Chuck Norris is actually dead since 9/11 but Death is to afraid to tell him.
Where the fu*k is Paul Bunyan, my inner American is screaming right now!
Great video, by the way :]
Edit: I just got to the part where you explain, I respect your choice, but please at least let him fight a titan. 🙏
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart doesn't have the courage to attack him
His heart can attack the enemy change my mind:
He has a night light, not because he’s scared of the dark, but the dark is scared of Chuck Norris
Courage? His heart ain't stupid enough to attack him!!!😂
@@venator-fb7yy he tore it out, gave it a good talking to, and stuffed it back in there
Jesus may walk on water but Chuck Norris swims through land
Verifying Chuck Norris' potential interactions with these myths will be tricky seeing as he is still clashing with Segata Sanjiro to this day
I don't know what you're talking about. His interaction with them is they are collateral from his fight with Segata Sanjiro.
Throw an opponent into the middle of their battle and the third party will be turned into mincemeat.
@@SuperNobody64 Not even mincemeat. They'll just vaporize and cease to exist.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a horse…. It’s descendants became giraffes
@@Shadednecros Death Battle
Fun fact: while the deities in Greek mythology could change their shape and size, they were mostly the size of a human. The reason people think the Titans are bigger than they are is because they confuse them with the Giants, which were another race the Olympians fought
It’s also because we put Titan as size if something is a titan it must be big even though it didn’t mean that originally.
I think it's also the whole father of the gods eating them and Zeus only escaping as he replaced himself with a boulder, gotta be pretty big to eat several dudes.
@@TheCanadianGuy56Zeus didn't replaced "himself" with a boulder, he was replaced with the omphalos stone by his mother, Rhea. And that happened when he was a baby not a full grown adult, the same thing happened to his siblings minus the being replaced with a rock for all of them.
@@Sp4rtanRage Still odd to think of a normal size man swallowing a normal size baby whole. And while a boulder CAN mean a fairly moderate sized rock, it's still probably bigger than what we'd think of as baby sized. Actually size is probably the least horrifying interpretation of the necessary anatomy.
"Why Are you beating up bears and mind fucking them with your eyes" sent me into mad scientist levels of LOL 😂
When?
@@DAVIDMcDonald-uf2ep near the end, in the Chuck Norris section - 32:05
Fun facts: Before Chuck Norris got into acting, he was the world's top martial arts fighter in his weight class for multiple years. He also became good friends with Bruce Lee.
Yu-Gi-Oh "My Trap Card activated"
Uncle Sam "You activated my Trap Deck"
Uncle Sam dropped 2 suns on Japan. He carried them on both arms and just dropped them
@@Rebel3000woops, ehh fuck em anyway
Time never stops because, it knows Chuck Norris will catch it if it does.
Alexander the Great would win but Uncle Sam wouldn't lose. Alexander the Great would become a politician/general in America.
Classic Uncle Sam wins, but in 2024 It's Aunt Samantha with all the sickening trans stuff being celebrated and promoted everywhere.
I agree. Uncle Sam wouldn't be able to beat Alexander, but Alexander would respect the indomitable spirit of Uncle Sam. They would become friends.
They’d make a trade deal
Uncle Sam wouldn't lose, he would merely fail to win
Alexander the Great will not lose, Uncle Sam will not be defeated, they blend into a weird combination of Uncle Sam Alexander, but then the amalgamation of the two would have to face Chuck Norris and lose instantly because neither Alexander the Great or Uncle Sam are strong enough to beat Chuck Norris.
Although he is immensely powerful and definitely solos greek mythology, it should be noted that Chuck Norris is not entirely unbeatable. He canonically lost a single fight in his career to a team up of Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore, Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. It should be noted however that this was part of a larger fight that lasted a century and was the bloodiest battle anyone ever saw
Ah, yes. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, from deep within the soil of once-new grounds
Meanie's there in case Jibbles shows up again.
Not canon
Also Mr rogers won
You mean that fanfic written by a horde of sweaty no-lifes trying desperately to make everyone who didn't act like a gaping pisshole feel completely and entirely unwelcome in life because they were bullied relentlessly offline? Not canon.
for 18:09 killing the Nemean Lion was considered an impossible task because it’s hide was Impenetrable to all weapons, this was why Hercules had to strangle it and wore it’s pelt as protection. Thought that does bring up the question of how he skinned it.
He used the Lion’s own claws
Chuck Norris came by and used a spork.
He didn't. He hollowed it out and climbs in like pajamas.
@@that1cat999I always thought he just ripped it off with his bare hands 😂😂😂
he hollowed it out and wore it like a 1 piece suit
The only real issue with this comparison is the conceptual difference between the two mythologies. Greek mythology mainly comes from the Mycenaean era of Greece- so the Bronze Age. They were more worried about trying to explain how weather, farming, and the sun worked. A mountain exploding and killing thousands of people or a year long drought were the most terrifying thing they knew about. They weren’t even technologically advanced enough to smith large quantities of iron yet!
American mythology and folk lore has moved through germ theory, the industrial era, lasers, space travel, the nuke, and quantum physics. There’s no way ancient myths could hold a candle to what we imagine now as being god-like or even just superhuman.
Tell that to Hinduism, Buddhism, and Journey to the West.
@@omnipresentl1316 While I went deny that those do have ancient sources, 2 of those are still practiced religions today, with much longer oral histories across dozens to hundreds of cultures, while the first written record of Journey to the West was done in the 1500s. That’s 600 years after their first use of gunpowder. Oral retellings would have shaped the story around those facts- even if the story doesn’t use them.
That may be true to Greek Mythology but Hinduism had the concept of the Multiverse. Buddhism had the concept of transcending dimensions. Both of these concepts influenced various modern media, this included DC with their multiverse and the New Gods’ God Sphere.
Chuck Norris doesn't win, he just allows you to lose.
My two cents on the Alexander Vs Uncle Sam thing, I think goes one of two ways:
1: Uncle Sam beats his concept in a straight up fight.
2: Alexander goes to conquer America and in becoming its new leader, either is able to harm Uncle Sam or straight up remove him from existence by renaming/reshaping America in his own image.
All the Americas? Every single instance of America?
Every America.@@tristanrouse6150
America does have an imperialist past. And the essence of Alexander is Conquest.
Uncle Sam in more so the american govt. at times and has lost wars, like in Vietnam and Afghanistan (who's myth is to be unconquerable)
So I mostly think it'd end up in Alexander BECOMING Uncle Sam, since he'd conquer it and keep conquering but now wearing US colors.
It would not be in Uncle Sam's nature to defeat Alexander/Conquest without giving up it's own world domination and becoming a Pacifist, which would weaken him greatly.
America s more so as the land itself, represented by Columbia (the lady holding the torch in Columbia movie credits) while Uncle Sam is the US govt. + MIlitary Industrial Complex.
So Alexander could kill Uncle Sam and capture Columbia, but would likely become Uncle Sam in the process... unless as you said, he crushes and alters Uncle Sam/USA totally.
I would solve the Alexander vs Sam paradox by saying "Uncle Sam gets convinced to make Alex an ally, and that's the only chance Alexander has of not losing".
I know how to kill Chuck Norris. You need Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan.
The only one left standing is Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater.
Nice reference
@denialman2808 I just copy pasted it from the lyrics page on Google.
Sounds like it would be the ultimate showdown
Thats what we call a mildly fair fight
Chuck Norris once saw a dead lamb on set of Walker texas ranger. He proceeded to bring it back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the crew stared in amazement Chuck broke its neck. Showing the Good Chuck giveth, the good Chuck taketh away.
Chuck Norris doesn't kick people to the sun, he kicks the sun to the people
Chuck Norris once was bitten by a poisonous snake, after 5 hours of pain, the snake died
the grim reaper once tried to kill chuck norris tragicly later that day the grim reaper was found dead
Ok, it's a lot different than what I expected, but it's a pretty cool video. I was half expecting Johnny Appleseed to throw hands with Demeter, but this works
That's pretty good
Uncle Sam wins by turning Alexander into an American. It works.
Not really... one could say, Alexander wins and turns into Uncle Sam. ... OR that Uncle Sam is/has been Alexander (Imperialism/Conquest) in US colors....
Uncle Sam can't defeat Alexander, unless he becomes Pascifist and gives up All global control...
Uncle Sam = US Govt.... America the Land = Columubia .... George Washington = US constitution/Ideals
Uncle Same can become ppl like George Washington, by putting the clothes on him, and he is heavily influenced by the george washington concept (US ideals) which is why he has white hair and stuff...
He can't become Columbia, since he represents the Govt. (people not the land)
Lady Liberty = New York and is more capable of being Columbia ( or is just an extension of her )
Lady Liberty's ideal is Immigration and the American Dream.
Alexander is the spirit of the young conqueror.
Afghanistan is the land that cannot be conquered (grave of empires)... myth wise... those would be a cool conceptual matchup as opposing forces. it's similar to the Russia in Winter concept.
Uncle Sam vs Alexander... they meet and have a wordless standoff. They simply stare at each other for five very long seconds, and then shake hands.
"Game recognizes game"
So, what you're saying is, in the far future... there might be a Shazam-like character, that has the wisdom of *Spider-Man*, the Strenght of the *Hulk,* the courage of *Arnold* Swhazinnegger and so on?
The Nemian Lion was indestructible, except by its own claws (which might mean they can cut anything). IIRC he had to strangle it or something
Yeah, that's true. In the myths Hercules had to to wrestle with it for several days until he finally snapped it's neck. The he used the lion's claws to skin it and use the fur as armor.
The only person to have beaten Chuck Norris is Bruce Lee. But that takes years off of Bruce's Life.
he sacrificed his life for that win......
After the battle with Chuck the demons seized their chance
Chuck only lost to Lee because he accidentally shaved his beard instead of his excess body hair.
17:48
Lmfao! That’s f^cking hilarious! You should do stand up comedy dude 🤣
The funniest jokes are based in truth.
alexander vs uncle sam, alex can take this, he just runs for president and with his strategic genius clinches the contest easily. sam can't act against the president, not easily, it'd be like robocop. Victory to alex, but not by overpowering sam.
"The Nemean lion had golden fur that was impervious to attack, and claws that were sharper than mortal swords and could cut through any armor." The nemean lion isn't a Mortal lion, that's the whole point. Once Hercules killed the beast, its hide served as near invincible armor.
Yes, he was an offspring of Typhon and Echidna, he had no mortal ancestory. Plus he was breastfeed by Hera which is also noted to be part of the reason why Hercules had god level strength. Which makes him Relative to the Hercules. The same applies to the Hydra.
On Uncle Sam v. Alexander, they both win because Alexander becomes an American and founds the nation a few thousand years early.
Also, Uncle Sam holding half the planet is a reference to the Monroe doctrine.
Also, did you know that in some older cartoons the symbol of America was a Giant Eagle or a woman wearing white called Columbia, because that was a thing everyone just forgot.
Finally, someone that understands the truth of Greek mythology
Who are you talking about. The idiot this video
Im native and i can confirm that the Wendigo solos fiction no-low diff
Of course because Chuck Norris transcends fiction.
not really
@@giakosmario4095 wompity fucking womp
@@MeddlerPropagandist14 ok
The Nemean Lion was impervious to weapons, so Hercules had to strangle it to death, which doesn't change the match up but is important context
Uncle Sam would just wait for Alexander to die of old age since Alexander is not immortal
Uncle Sam vs Alexander: depend on which country the writer is from 😂
Loved the idea and concept would love to see john henry and paul bunion make an appearance on one of these. Keep trying new things!
God this whole video was a banger. I especially loved the chuck norris part. Haha
Simple. Alexander the Great wins the Popular Vote, but Uncle Sam has the Delegates. They both win, but only one really wins. Simple. Our system makes sense 😂
The lion Hercules skin could not be penetrated from the outside. He wore it as armor after he completed the task.
Chuck Norris sneezed and God said "Chuck bless you".
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in...by hand.
Legend has it that one day chuck norris walked up to Olympus and said to zues "you're in my chair" the next day zeus was found in by orions belt
Adding Chuck Norris was the chef’s kiss!
They fact that Chuck Norris is included on this list makes this legit 😂😂😂
The Greek Heroes exist in DC comics, if you are counting them as the ogs, Zues has put Superman in his place at least once... and has magic, one of Superman's "weaknesses" that could also be a factor, no matter which version you are using
HOW DOES THIS MAN COOK SUCH BANGER IDEAS???
The discord is pretty awesome.
It’s called having a creative mind. You should try it sometime
So Uncle Sam is a cracked up chainsaw man
Genuinely fuck with the opening intro montage. Hope to see more of that seemless edits in future
I know you probably won't see this, but I'm really enjoying this series of vs debates. This video came at the perfect time to lighten my mood during a really awful week. Please keep making these.
I'm also looking forward to how you scale the Tarnished and Dragonborn... Especially if you call out the wanking either series gets into.
Anyway, thanks for the video!
when you talked about not being able to use paul bunyon, i realized that john henry is in the same category of 'probably not going to last through the ages' and i was sad, because he's my favorite american folklore hero
Alexander would be turned into an American. Therefore, he both wins and loses.
Uncle Sam versus Alexander is the funniest section in the video since I’m now older and understand the history of both😂😂😂
This is uh and interesting one that I was not expecting like at all
Uncle sam is like the Baba yaga, with a white house on tank threads
If Fate deems it so Alexander never loses, and Uncle Sam can beat up concepts, then Uncle Sam can beat up Fate, making it so it no longer has the ability to protect Alexander. And it's not like Alexander can do anything to stop Uncle Sam from beating up the concept of Fate.
would uncle sam even be fated to destroy fate
Oh what about a "Would they Survive" with Powerful Hero's like Goku, Superman, Thor, DOOM Slayer, and so on VS the Great Old Ones, Outer Gods, and other cosmic horrors?
Like love craft?
You know, you can do a “would they survive” for Rimworld. Especially if they are characters that are more ambitious, and wouldn’t just build a shack in the woods somewhere.
Aint No WAY ZEUS could Survive 1 round house kick from Chuck Norris
I wouldn't mind seeing more ideas like this. This video was awesome! Kinda wanna see a part two now with other American mythological characters. Paul Bunyan, John Henry, Bigfoot, Jersey Devil, Captain Stormalong, Lone Ranger, etc.
Chuck Norris died in 2003. The Grim Reaper is just getting up the courage to tell him.
For the Uncle Sam vs Alexander I believe it would be a twist in which Alexander is bound to join him Uncle Sam as that would be a victory for both.
Sad we never got part two to this video 😢
Chuck Norris is truly the most powerful mythological being to ever exist.
Chuck Norris died 30 years ago death just doesn’t have the courage to tell him
"Was" Chuck was the most powerful i took that title years ago
@@lordshaggyrogers9205 😱
You idiot
This is my favorite vid yet
Your wrong about Chuck Norris. He did pass away....several years ago. But to this day, the Grim Reaper still hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him.
My favorite is "chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies.....
HE POTATO SACKS THEM!!!"
LOL
Dude, this was one of THE FUNNEST videos I've seen in a while! Thank you! 😂
(Subbed!👍)
Chuck Norris fought the whole mythology of Chartage. That's why we don't remember it any more
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his life save once, we call that the Big Bang
14:52 Fated to never loose... with that somehow there is a win condition where Alex does not loose... Oh, mutual destruction a Tie or at least what one would consider a Tie against anyone with Toon powers (a regular person cannot come back from dust even tho a toon can but accomplishing such destruction on a being that could just shrug the initial blow off can be seen as a win). That is the best anyone can do.
Chuck Norris is all you need bro, no 🧢
17:00 The Nemean Lion was said to have a pelt that no blade could penetrate. So no sword or spear could kill the Nemean Lion. That's why it was considered impossible to kill it.
Definitely love these matchups 😂
One a serious note, out of all the movies I’ve seen Chuck Norris starred in, I think his best role was in Bruce Lee’s The Way of the Dragon. The guy’s character actually has weight in that movie, and can be taken seriously, despite having only one line in the entire movie
Ah yes, Red, Gold, and Blue. The American flag.
Legend has it that it wasn't a meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs but instead Chuck Norris himself.
This was really fun to listen to. Especially Chuck Norris!
Ok Before the vid is over there better be more parts I have characters I would love to see in more parts of American myths dope Idea.
Chuck Norris once slammed a revolving door.🚪
When Medusa looks at Chuck Norris in the eyes, SHE turns to stone.
I just found out that Uncle Sam was actually a comic book character, rather than just a character Americans created for those "I WANT YOU" posters for recruitment for war.
I guess i never really thought about how many varieties of American myths there are now.
Superman has been described as the embodiment of hope. He just pops back into existence after Mr Mxyzpltk tries to erase him. He also resists darkseids omega beams regularly which have the power to erase people. So….. he’s a lot more powerful than you give him credit for. Especially if he’s gone for a sun swim.
Could Uncle Sam summon and kill the concept of his fate manipulation then kill him?
Also another feat of Heracules was when he bit from the teeth of Hera are a infant and causes the milky way to form as a result.
Legend has it Oda invented Conqueror's Haki after seeing the Norris vs the Bear fight.
(To be clear, I made this up)
you should do "Would _____ characters survive The Odyssey. " yk Homer's epic about Odysseus and his journey back home
@JuanEnriqueFloresJr ive been playing a lot of Hades recently so Zagreus ofc
Was no expecting the uncle sam lore
Uncle Sam can strip the concept of Alexander's ability, he could probably defeat Domino the same way.
Sci Fi Heroes vs Halo Flood Invasion
3:29 I heard that about Mike Tyson being the most recognized face on the planet
Last I heard, no one's every prayed to Wolverine.
They didn’t prey to Hercules either.
@@rougarabid Fair point.
Chuck norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the head
Saw the title and thought you were gonna talk about Paul Bunyan or Coyote lol.
Great video nonetheless.
If Bruce Lee did one of those sweeping trip kicks on Achilles, it would probably hit his heel
Hephaestus from Greek mythology is highly underrated. His ability to invent literally any weapon or trap would give any modern character huge problems.
Even better video idea every fictional character ever vs Chuck Norris at 1% power (he still wins)
Zeus's big thing is that he's clever less so that he's just strong.
This I probably the funniest thing I’ve seen this day. Also:
Fact #71: Scientists has estimated that the energy given off by the Big Bang which created the universe, was roughly equivalent to 1 CNRK: 1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Uncle Sam can fight the embodiment of Alexander’s luck manipulation. He can defeat it using taxes and absorbing some for himself or using manifest destiny
The police call code for a person attacking Chuck Norris is either 10-56 or 10-56A, depending on how fast they arrive on scene.
The way I'd interpret fate manipulation, is that it's basically probability manipulation that can even defy odds that are at 0% likelihood of happening.
So if we say that Earth is fated to be destroyed by an asteroid, then the snail who got fate defying abilities could potentially make it so that the asteroid just somehow misses the planet, or they could have it so that the asteroid is broken up half ways through its path to Earth, which leads most of the debris to burn up in the atmosphere, and etc.
The Snail basically got the power to change reality itself, since fate is basically the plot of real life.
Alexander's ability to never lose, would basically mean that literally everything that can happen to make him not lose, will happen. Wether it be Uncle Sam acting stupid that day, the weather getting in the way, Alexander finding a weakpoint by luck or dedication etc.... Alexander basically has plot armor as a super power, which makes it so nothing will ever go in his opponent's way, and/or everything goes in The Great's favor to never lose.
If anything, since his power doesnt go as far as to make him always win, it can mean that Alexander could be possibly forced into a tie, or into something that is not a victory but technically not a loss for him either.
Huh didn't know you were a myth fan, awesome.
Edit: Also Uncle Sam all the way.