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  • @ayushpoolovadoo2133
    @ayushpoolovadoo2133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22624

    “It’s not consensual.” “She’s my daughter.” Pretty much sums up all of Greek mythology.

    • @sophocles3219
      @sophocles3219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      LOL

    • @alexanderdo2386
      @alexanderdo2386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

      Zeus is married to his sister

    • @jmac6248
      @jmac6248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      And very potentially, the Trump family.

    • @Bruisader
      @Bruisader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Similar to Hindu mythology . Lol

    • @gjumper9871
      @gjumper9871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@alexanderdo2386 Not directly though. Only Zeus, Poseidon and Hades was direct siblings.

  • @seraph7216
    @seraph7216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9761

    Zeus: the Greek economy has collapsed!
    Hermes, god of trade and commerce:

    • @andrewli2656
      @andrewli2656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +672

      "well shit, not my department."

    • @seraph7216
      @seraph7216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      @@andrewli2656 i cant tell if youre being sarcastic or not but if you are thats what he would totally do before flying off

    • @bobross8817
      @bobross8817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Hades is also the god of Riches and Wealth

    • @fishkakat7700
      @fishkakat7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      And theft.

    • @seraph7216
      @seraph7216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@fishkakat7700 The irony

  • @redemption101caleb
    @redemption101caleb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9799

    "I am also god of wisdom."
    "Okay, great, give us your wisdom!"
    "We could go to war."

    • @historynerd3861
      @historynerd3861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      it annoys me so badly for some reason, I wish she said goddess. Idk

    • @satanswife2546
      @satanswife2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      She's the goddess of strategic wars

    • @Marcelo_M.M.
      @Marcelo_M.M. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      And how awesome she looks with that goddess helmet.

    • @TinyEpics
      @TinyEpics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@historynerd3861 It’s actually quite fitting since she is the toughest of the goddesses by far and also progressive women these days wish to be called actors instead of actresses.
      Also consider the use of the word “sir” for female captains in Star Trek...

    • @historynerd3861
      @historynerd3861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TinyEpics huh. yeah. ik. But still. . . it annoys me in a kind of way.

  • @chocothun1
    @chocothun1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1852

    1. This sketch will never get old.
    2. I live for Jason Sudekis in any form.

  • @vinnie3373
    @vinnie3373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5727

    i lost it when apollo took off his sunglasses

    • @JOHN----DOE
      @JOHN----DOE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      The Apollo Creed reference wasn't bad either

    • @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967
      @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @mdickinson
      @mdickinson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Apollo had those trump raccoon eyes even before trump did!

    • @rinkiakepapa5625
      @rinkiakepapa5625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Why did they made Greeks white and black , they were Mediterranean ,olive skin

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@rinkiakepapa5625 ethiopians, black sea and caucus peoples, northern Europeans, berbers, and arabs. Just a whole bunch of ethnicities besides Greeks that lived around the Mediterranean. Not to mention the persians and celtics.
      Theres no telling how the Greeks took inspiration for god's portrayal

  • @izziharris5810
    @izziharris5810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16898

    the most unrealistic part of this is that zeus is doing anything helpful at all

    • @coreyboatner9667
      @coreyboatner9667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Its sad that your right

    • @basilisk9997
      @basilisk9997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      It's pathetic that you base your knowledge of Greek mythology off of Percy jackson

    • @aidangreen6376
      @aidangreen6376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Actually, Zeus does plenty in Greek Mythology, including singlehandedly saving his race from extinction in the war against titans, and slaying his father for eating his siblings.

    • @aidangreen6376
      @aidangreen6376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@coreyboatner9667 It's sad you can't spell you're when you have a machine that can literally spell for you.

    • @heartbrokenninja118
      @heartbrokenninja118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@aidangreen6376 and cheating on his wife a bunch

  • @twigtoyoulater
    @twigtoyoulater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9730

    "I am the goddess of wisdom."
    "Give us your wisdom."
    "We could go to war."
    All wars in a nutshell

  • @carl_hansson
    @carl_hansson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    I love Ares screaming "YES, BRING ME WAAAR" after Athena suggests going to war.

    • @noby_huangkonghsiong
      @noby_huangkonghsiong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He could tell that to all of his children and watch the bloodlust begin.

    • @misslangleysoryuisiconic
      @misslangleysoryuisiconic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I LOST MY SHIT AT ARES’ DIALOGUE 😂😂😂

    • @annalisavajda252
      @annalisavajda252 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well technically she's the goddess of "strategic" warfare wisdom arts and crafts too not just violence and bloodlust.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB ปีที่แล้ว

      Lies again? Golden Globes Gym Gyn

  • @idiomasentusiasticos7954
    @idiomasentusiasticos7954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5513

    You could tell that the actors were enjoying this and that’s what makes it great

    • @justindong6209
      @justindong6209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      The representation of dionysus is so right hes so useless but everybody likes him still

    • @ayubestica1564
      @ayubestica1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justindong6209 who doesn't like god of parties and orgies lol

    • @user-qu6ij5sl1v
      @user-qu6ij5sl1v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Beyond even that it's just really clever. I tend to think modern snl is trash and never watched it back when this aired. But I watch this skit a few times a year even though I have it memorized because it is just well done

    • @angelicasmodel
      @angelicasmodel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-qu6ij5sl1v yes, it's a perfect satire of all the gods. I really don't know which one is my favourite here.

    • @hannahjohnson8940
      @hannahjohnson8940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-qu6ij5sl1v yes a lot of the snl jokes are overused and get kinda dull but this is the only sketch i will watch over and over

  • @rusiru4082
    @rusiru4082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3029

    "Naah baby, Im all about the sun.."
    Im dead 😂

    • @seb99342
      @seb99342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LMAO

    • @Bizob2010
      @Bizob2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who's that actor?

    • @JuliePerriello
      @JuliePerriello 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Like the actual Apollo from PJO

    • @daisy41178
      @daisy41178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Bizob2010 Jay Pharaoh

    • @Ragagaraga69
      @Ragagaraga69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +music and plagues.

  • @PrinceJudas
    @PrinceJudas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7025

    Zeus: the economy has collapsed, whose in charge of finance?
    Hades, God of Wealth and Hermes, God of the Trade: ....

    • @ThenameisAntti
      @ThenameisAntti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      Hades' wealth pretty much means fruitfulness of the Earth.

    • @deathglock496
      @deathglock496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      That's Plutus.

    • @asiyaheibhlin
      @asiyaheibhlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Hermes is only responsible for merchants themselves. His Roman "equivalent"-Mercury- is responsible for finances.
      Hades is only known as god of the riches because he had precious metals.

    • @Damocles16
      @Damocles16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I'm thinking Hephaistos, the blacksmith, someway the god of industry. Although I think he moved to China.
      Calls himself "He-Fai Tsos" now.

    • @GregoriusTheBrown
      @GregoriusTheBrown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@asiyaheibhlin You are splitting hairs in a way that no one in the ancient world would. It makes little sense to say that Hermes was the patron of traders but not trade.

  • @cheyennejones577
    @cheyennejones577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4396

    Zeus: “Sorry Hades idk why I asked”
    Hades: *literal God of Wealth*

    • @ritvikakalavagunta6662
      @ritvikakalavagunta6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ikr?!

    • @OnlyHuman_AfterDark
      @OnlyHuman_AfterDark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      Alright, here are some tips on Greek mythology for clarification:
      1. Hermes was the god of Commerce and trade, thus being the most fitted for god of finance.
      2. Hades is NOT god of wealth. That's Plutus (Πλούτος) whose name literally means wealth and riches. NOT to be confused with Pluto (Πλούτων), which is a euphemistic name for Hades, god of the underworld and the dead. Plutus and Pluto are NOT THE SAME.
      Greek mythology can be a bit confusing sometimes and has a lot of things going on. (I should know, as a Greek and an individual that has spent hours studying on them).

    • @spacemonkey1386
      @spacemonkey1386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hades was never named, he wasn't spoken of, Plutus was hades, the name that can be spoken outloud.

    • @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin
      @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hades is a trickster god who is also jealous of Zeus... or was that just the disney movie?

    • @jackalhead7433
      @jackalhead7433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@OnlyHuman_AfterDark Hades was initially the god of the underworld and therefore the place where the dead reside but as the time progressed in order to give Hades a better less grim image the Greeks also associated him with wealth and gave him the name Pluton since Greeks literally believed that the underworld lied beneath our feet so did all the precious metals such as gold, silver, gems etc considered also part of Hades' domain or sphere of influence
      By the time the Romans came in contact with the Greeks Hades was already known as Pluton

  • @Kelly-uw1xr
    @Kelly-uw1xr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13549

    I really want a “The Office” kinda comedy based on Greek gods

    • @Moon-zq7jt
      @Moon-zq7jt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Oh I would love that

    • @mcming3338
      @mcming3338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      That's kinda the warp zone Smite series

    • @Cosmocarreon3045
      @Cosmocarreon3045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Ok first of all like YES! I WOULD LOVE THAT! And 2 Greek GOODS? And third of all, do you guys think Andy (Ed helms) would be Dionysius? I don’t know what do you guys think?

    • @robfab5204
      @robfab5204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      How about instead of the office we make it a parks and recreation kind of comedy based on the Greek gods? The reason I say this is of course because the office sucks compared to parks

    • @clairdeloona
      @clairdeloona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Jim and Pam (reasonable normal people) would be Hades and Persephone

  • @peanutbutterandjelly5760
    @peanutbutterandjelly5760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2884

    “Yeah, well, the dolphin told me to tell you that the water was really cold.”

    • @themathaces8370
      @themathaces8370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i dont get it

    • @themathaces8370
      @themathaces8370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alzerbardoz1953 What does it mean then?

    • @februaryI4
      @februaryI4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@themathaces8370 it means little dick

    • @gillbray2889
      @gillbray2889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@themathaces8370 S H R I N K A G E

    • @Thelawman82
      @Thelawman82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best part and they forgot to talk about how athena is Poseidon's daughter

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3501

    “We started democracy and we can end it” is the best line.

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, Germans caring for democracy in Europe on the other hand, when they pretty much are democratic out of American imposition ( literally tried to crush democracy in the continent twice) is a little weird though...

    • @lazyARTblog
      @lazyARTblog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As I German... I agree.

    • @scapegoat1440
      @scapegoat1440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Golden Dawn moment

    • @prince-solomon
      @prince-solomon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheBayzent You are talking about events more than 75 years ago, nearly a century... you do know that the world goes on and things change, right?
      "American"...you're talking about that british colony across the Atlantic or what? (see, time to move on ;-)

    • @q1w2e3r4ge5t6y7u8i9o
      @q1w2e3r4ge5t6y7u8i9o 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      European Union is not a democracy! It doesn't have anything to do with empirical democracy!

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1150

    Hades not giving a shit, even regarding his trade, is totally in character. Demeter's daughter is gonna love him.

    • @magnolia8626
      @magnolia8626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He's saving all his wealth for Persephone ;)

    • @noby_huangkonghsiong
      @noby_huangkonghsiong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@magnolia8626 How sweet XD

    • @lazarus8018
      @lazarus8018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isn't finances Hermes' job?

    • @kendall9036
      @kendall9036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      if bill hader was really hades (bill hades, if you will), id eat the pomegranate seed REAL quick

    • @rubyjohnson-sz2bm
      @rubyjohnson-sz2bm ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isn't persephone technically his niece?

  • @givemebarleysugars1076
    @givemebarleysugars1076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3450

    Andy Samberg as Poseidon is the best thing ever.

    • @anthonylee3211
      @anthonylee3211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Bookgirl333 you mean broseidon?

    • @givemebarleysugars1076
      @givemebarleysugars1076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes I do. I apologize for that detrimental mistake.

    • @Azire
      @Azire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *Andy Samberg is (...) the best thing ever

    • @oliviachavez2087
      @oliviachavez2087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Andy samberg as anything is the best thing ever

    • @jj1only
      @jj1only 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hear me out

  • @ashmarie8267
    @ashmarie8267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3586

    as a huge fan of greek mythology, i enjoyed this skit; immensely

  • @pedromontalvojr4585
    @pedromontalvojr4585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9166

    Hermes is the god of trade, merchants, and commerce(among other things), so the economy would be on him.

    • @AmirDarkOne
      @AmirDarkOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      he's also god of thieves and trickery.
      :)

    • @AmirDarkOne
      @AmirDarkOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @BillyFreeTX nop
      she's was Roman
      also she was goddess of agriculture, grain crops and fertility

    • @bignewsmorgans6912
      @bignewsmorgans6912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@AmirDarkOne , it's like when people say 'Sirius' in place of 'serious', it's just a pun.

    • @elgordo2162
      @elgordo2162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      And Hades is the God of wealth as well!

    • @elijahalonzo6056
      @elijahalonzo6056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AmirDarkOne it all makes sense now...

  • @EnchanterXD
    @EnchanterXD ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Charlie Day as Dionysus was by far the best casting choice I'll see in 10 years

  • @whitetiger7244
    @whitetiger7244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3706

    Zeus: "What about the Greek god of music, Yani?
    Apollo: "But that............that was my thing."

    • @realtiredmomma
      @realtiredmomma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Apollo omg 🤣 the commitment

    • @midnight_rose2337
      @midnight_rose2337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Apollo: Guys... did you replace me? Guys?

    • @themusicmaster1077
      @themusicmaster1077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But it’s Adam Levine

    • @aplit
      @aplit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Zeus: Yeah, until Yani came along
      Apollo: I made a lute out of a tortoise shell!
      Zeus: But...c'mon, it's Yani!

    • @zanderblankenship3849
      @zanderblankenship3849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@aplit Hermes: Hey, I’m the one who made it and it’s called a lyre.

  • @notpandemicp1156
    @notpandemicp1156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    "hear me out"😂😂😂 andy's delivery is excellent

    • @alizaloring3437
      @alizaloring3437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Andy never fails to make me laugh. Like literally as soon as it pointed to his face he had me

  • @plotwitch
    @plotwitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2705

    the most unrealistic part of this is how reasonable zeus is being.

    • @GodBear97
      @GodBear97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Zeus is very good at planning and thinking logically... If the object is to find a way to sleep with someone

    • @SidPil
      @SidPil 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro Zeus is literally the most benevolent being in the myths. He is the most reasonable of all. In fact they wrote specific stories to show how good a leader is, when Hera, Apollo etc drugged and tied him up to overthrow him, all Zeus did was hang her by chains between heaven and Earth (above the pit of chaos in some versions). That's literally less punishment than a real life person would receive for drugging and tying someone up. Any other god would have thrown them all to tartarus.

    • @henrywilson2136
      @henrywilson2136 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I agree with OP. Half of the Mythology is pretty much started because he couldn't keep it in his pants.
      Remember Thalia and Jason.

  • @grunknoggenfogger9840
    @grunknoggenfogger9840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I like how Zeus immediately knew Dionsyus' title despite bungling everyone else's.

  • @elly4914
    @elly4914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3263

    im trying to see Poseidon but i only see Jake Peralta in one of his many disguises lmaooo

  • @BonnieEau
    @BonnieEau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4035

    “We could just… kill everyone?”

  • @mythloverb5931
    @mythloverb5931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18566

    Still more accurate than the Percy Jackson movies.

  • @jrt7357
    @jrt7357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Hades: "I don't know man I'm just on charge of the dead"
    Also Hades: Controls pretty much every gold, iron, and every other resource in the Earth.

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah thats the joke hades doesn't like helping

    • @ritvikakalavagunta6662
      @ritvikakalavagunta6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mrfrogkingg that's true

    • @Alex-nt4gl
      @Alex-nt4gl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You're thinking of Pluto, Hades' roman form, who's sphere include the riches of the earth. Hades is only the god of the underworld.

    • @Drewmiscellaneous
      @Drewmiscellaneous 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Alex-nt4glit applies to hades too

  • @Nordrig
    @Nordrig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10866

    Technically. Hermes is the god of finance. He's the god of messengers and traders. Commerce and coin.

    • @Ahrva538
      @Ahrva538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      Well while Hermes is the god of Messengers, Travelers, Traders, and Theifs, he does not his finace. His Roman counterpart Mercrey however does

    • @labj143
      @labj143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      There is also Plutus, the god of wealth, and Zues' and Athena's actual jobs are management and problem solving. Collectively they would be in charge of finance.

    • @kmanmertz1529
      @kmanmertz1529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And trickery

    • @brandonprince4812
      @brandonprince4812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Hermes is the god of thieves too

    • @sydofthysrooms4614
      @sydofthysrooms4614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Pluto (the Roman version of hades) is the god of the underworld and riches

  • @tomcharles5910
    @tomcharles5910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1556

    Zues: "who are you?"
    Demeter: "only your sister dude."

    • @chickennuggets1918
      @chickennuggets1918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Tom Larsen and they had a child together and that child then married Zues’ and Demeter’s brother

    • @dhafd2366
      @dhafd2366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Zeus

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Demeter: And the mother of the child you gave away to our brother without telling me

    • @QuigleTheGnome
      @QuigleTheGnome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lillian Lemasters which Zeus then banged Persephone

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@QuigleTheGnome
      Zeus banged everyone so if you all want to talk about all the chicks that dude banged... Good luck ! 😹

  • @superknuckleku-knucklebana6131
    @superknuckleku-knucklebana6131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1855

    Zeus: "The economy has collapsed!"
    Hades, also god of wealth:

    • @kneelingfish437
      @kneelingfish437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Hades: Am I a joke to you

    • @darkmoonsyndrome8167
      @darkmoonsyndrome8167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Also Hermes god of commerce, trade, thieves, coin:...

    • @mrstarnation4171
      @mrstarnation4171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That is Pluto the romanised version of Hades

    • @arturorodri1123
      @arturorodri1123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrstarnation4171 I don't see diference really.

    • @mrstarnation4171
      @mrstarnation4171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@arturorodri1123 two different gods it's just that copy right seemingly didn't exist in ancient rome so they pretty much took the greek pantheon and traced it like a brat on Instagram

  • @ZJ_26
    @ZJ_26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Demeter is Zeus' sister and he seriously asked," I'm sorry who are you again ?" 😂Wow

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Given the ancient Greek pantheon's family tree, does that really surprise you?
      Though the term _is_ misleading; family labyrinth would be more accurate.

  • @cld9736
    @cld9736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4618

    Zeus: Athena, what about you?
    Athena: I am also war
    Zeus: Wa- okay, hold on, so basically we have two gods of war, huh?
    Athena: I am also god of wisdom
    Zeus: Okay, great. Perfect. Give us your wisdom
    Athena: We could go to war
    Smort 😂

    • @JerichoJulius0
      @JerichoJulius0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Hear her out... War can actually bring financial stability. Might take some cost in the beginning, but in the end, it'll bring golds, loots, and *ahem* slaves to support a realm, which helps a lot in solving a financial crisis.
      Not to mention Greeks are master combatants at the time, meaning winning wars are their forte.

    • @saintdockery5740
      @saintdockery5740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That's how the USA does it

    • @Rynden_Nihilus
      @Rynden_Nihilus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@saintdockery5740 Minus the slave part

    • @wibawa00
      @wibawa00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JerichoJulius0 WW 2 for America made us witch

    • @edtExodus
      @edtExodus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JerichoJulius0 Except, they were mostly fighting each other, so there's that.

  • @Maria-et6rr
    @Maria-et6rr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4584

    "We started democracy we can end it" im greek and this whole sketch was great👏🏻

  • @BoobooKittyF1894
    @BoobooKittyF1894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    “By my own Beard” underrated joke.

    • @RareHarmony
      @RareHarmony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Truth. I feel like that joke went over everyone's head. "By my own Beard, is this true?" 5:33

    • @Glyvenator
      @Glyvenator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was literally combing through the comments to see if anyone had said this yet. If you hadn't, I would have.

    • @richmanbroke9721
      @richmanbroke9721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't that Odin's thing tho?🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @BoobooKittyF1894
      @BoobooKittyF1894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@richmanbroke9721 “By the beard of Zeus” is an Anchorman reference.

    • @antibiastes2868
      @antibiastes2868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BoobooKittyF1894 yass

  • @Bringleboar
    @Bringleboar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I wish this became a running sketch, would love to see more gods and their totally not creepy shenanigans

  • @starrynights1067
    @starrynights1067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3520

    Please tell me we can get a Norse Mythology skit someday

    • @thatfooltheycallweaver1124
      @thatfooltheycallweaver1124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      This deserves more recognition. And I completely agree

    • @alley-man0557
      @alley-man0557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Norse mythology just isn’t as well known as Greek mythology so a lot of people may not get the jokes

    • @milocarteret8770
      @milocarteret8770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@alley-man0557 it probably also doesn't help that a lot of the Norse religious tradition was lost

    • @-mars.
      @-mars. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As a Norwegian, I agree!

    • @yllejord
      @yllejord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, slaughtering one mythology is enough.

  • @xDarkestDemonx
    @xDarkestDemonx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3445

    Z: Athena, what about you?
    A: I'm also war!
    Z: So we have two gods of war?
    A: I'm also the god of wisdom.
    Z: Well, then give us your wisdom!
    A: We could go to war.
    I'm dying xD

    • @anilpurva6575
      @anilpurva6575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ohh

    • @samuelrappaport6162
      @samuelrappaport6162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FeatherPaw we saw the same video we don’t need you to repeat it verbatum and tell us how funny it was. We know

    • @xDarkestDemonx
      @xDarkestDemonx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@samuelrappaport6162 Oh I didn't mean to upset you, good sir. Let me apologize for expressing the joy that I felt for this part of the dialogue. I really am sorry for offending you.

    • @funnyblog100
      @funnyblog100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She is also goddess of mathematics.

    • @demonicgamer081
      @demonicgamer081 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its not a bad plan war is amazing for an economy

  • @Alex-pu5dx
    @Alex-pu5dx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4675

    Not sure if they did that on purpose but the black Apollo joke is funny on multiple levels because greek people thought that Apollo's sun carriage got out of control and burned the earth scorching humans so much it created dark skin people xD.

    • @chevyford5030
      @chevyford5030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Alex Morton that’s why he had the sunglasses tan line

    • @Coinpease
      @Coinpease 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      That was his son who did that trying to impress his friends who were vacationing in Libya, it's the creation story for the Sahara desert. He also flew too high, causing the north to become cold. He was so upset by the loss of his son that he swore off doing it anymore, leaving the job to Helios.

    • @mysteryman7877
      @mysteryman7877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      There’s a lot of worse myths surrounding the existence of black people...

    • @shrekt1000
      @shrekt1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *ancient greek people

    • @dragonstaye4557
      @dragonstaye4557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Not a stupid belief when u understand the truth that darker skin colors onset in areas where Sun is biggest thrrat to humans because it is nearer Eart at Equator.

  • @TheGamingDistrict1
    @TheGamingDistrict1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Hades suggesting they get rid of everyone always makes me laugh because Hades was actually considered the richest god due to him having default ownership of every single mineral and gemstones that grew from the earth (including gold), and was VERY efficient at managing his wealth. There was also Plutus; also a greek god of wealth and riches.

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😎

    • @thescarredsinner895
      @thescarredsinner895 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No one actually remembers this and Hades doesn’t feel like spending a dime on this shit

  • @Living.La.Vida.
    @Living.La.Vida. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5740

    Me, a Greek mythology enthusiastic, knowing Hades is the God of Riches: *low-key offended laughter*

    • @kochamboga3230
      @kochamboga3230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      He has coin from every death so he must be.

    • @iamarock8051
      @iamarock8051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      But I thought only his Roman counterpart, Pluto, was the God of Riches?

    • @sheevpalpatine6139
      @sheevpalpatine6139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Its actually only Pluto. The reason for that is the Roman's saw death as a good thing in the end.

    • @theworldbreaker
      @theworldbreaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I thought he was just the richest of all the Greek gods and not a god of riches...
      Now that I think about it, being the richest god probably does make him the god of riches...

    • @violacola
      @violacola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      The greek god of wealth and riches is Plutus. Hades is just the god of the dead. Both were synchronized with the Roman god Pluto, who was the god of both.

  • @j22ksd
    @j22ksd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1205

    This is the Percy Jackson’s adaptation I’ve been waiting for

    • @ritvikakalavagunta6662
      @ritvikakalavagunta6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      i thought i was the only person in these comments that loved percy jackson

    • @lunarisita26
      @lunarisita26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Percy jackson doesn't own GREEK mythology.

    • @mrbutt4eva625
      @mrbutt4eva625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@lunarisita26 Yeah but it’s the best rendition

    • @miloolim8422
      @miloolim8422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mrbutt4eva625 lol it isn’t. Percy Jackson is so overrated.

    • @tunatuna6065
      @tunatuna6065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ritvikakalavagunta6662 I'm betting 10 bucks that about 50% of the fandom has watched this

  • @imstandingrightbehindyou.6987
    @imstandingrightbehindyou.6987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2891

    "I am also god of wisdom"
    "Great perfect so give us your wisdom" "we could go to war" Am i the only one who cracks up at this part everytime i watch this video.

    • @mengkhui7196
      @mengkhui7196 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ali Shah Nah

    • @imstandingrightbehindyou.6987
      @imstandingrightbehindyou.6987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ABC....Nasim pedrad.

    • @dashengquan
      @dashengquan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm standing right behind you. although I'm an Athenian I found this really hilarious too.

    • @ALLmasked
      @ALLmasked 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that strat worked for the USA tho

    • @raviqirvansyah4494
      @raviqirvansyah4494 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I died in this part...

  • @kmichaelthompson
    @kmichaelthompson ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. I caught the very first SNL when i was 13. Now I'm 63 and they still crack me up.

  • @brianna_903
    @brianna_903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2989

    Dang, they really left out my homie Hephaestus 😔

    • @JuliePerriello
      @JuliePerriello 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      I mean...Hera did throw him off of Mt. Olympus

    • @gyorgyor7765
      @gyorgyor7765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Hephaestus is the God of the working class, aka the real drivers of the economy.

    • @sheevpalpatine6139
      @sheevpalpatine6139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@JuliePerriello and he did come back to Olympus So that's not really valid

    • @burntcandle_daoist
      @burntcandle_daoist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Leave the green hat alone

    • @cybermorse
      @cybermorse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just like in real mythology

  • @Sticklemako
    @Sticklemako 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1608

    There are two gods of 'economy' actually... Hermes and Hades, hermes was the patron of traders and hades the patron of banking and currency in greece

    • @amp-le4699
      @amp-le4699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yea, ikr

    • @Sticklemako
      @Sticklemako 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Wow even just information is replied with hate... The internet is really a toxic place

    • @Maitreyaaman
      @Maitreyaaman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dude if the actually u r referring to here refers to the facts in the video,then u r correct but if it refers to the actual Greek Mythology,Hades was the Lord of the underworld and master of Thanos when Roman Mythology adopted Hades into the role of Pluto,he assumed an extra role as the God of Wealth coz of the Roman logic that the wealth(minerals and rare gems ,precious stones) comes from the earth ,Hermes was the God of Thieves,travellers and of trade....

    • @farlonmuentes6004
      @farlonmuentes6004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because people aren't seeking accuracy on a skit. If it is funny, just leave the way it is and if you know what is correct then be happy that you know it.

    • @angelinarumble8550
      @angelinarumble8550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are you Greek I am

  • @anisboucheneb736
    @anisboucheneb736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    After almost four months from watching this video, I realized that Yanni was Adam Levine

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I thought it was Kyle 😂😂😂

    • @johneriomala9566
      @johneriomala9566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😐

    • @zenoweed
      @zenoweed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Two years later I still haven't figured it out

  • @MarioRugeles
    @MarioRugeles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    This was SNL at its best. Almost all their best comedians in one sketch.

  • @koco23
    @koco23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Apollo’s luscious curls are the most accurate part of this 😂

  • @amangham7
    @amangham7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    This is one of those skits where every cast member is perfect for their character and you wish it was a full-time tv show

  • @owenngotho
    @owenngotho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "So I just banged a regular goat, I've done worse" Had me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @floralfancy7814
    @floralfancy7814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This was a nice re-imagination of the Greek Gods and the comedy was hilarious! Also Poseidons crown was really pretty. Also the way Zeus started roasting Hermes when he is supposed to be his favourite son XD.

  • @LM11116
    @LM11116 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6820

    funny bc hermes is actually the closest god they have to the economy considering he's the god of jacks of all trades, thieves, etc.

    • @beeeeans311
      @beeeeans311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      LuxMashups hades is the god of wealth soooo

    • @Youneedalex
      @Youneedalex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Facts

    • @magus13131
      @magus13131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      Yup, I was about to say the same thing about Hades, though Hermes is also the God of Trade, so both of them should've been involved. Although the Yanni bit was funny, the God of Music is actually Apollo.

    • @HollcomeTook
      @HollcomeTook 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      You're all right, but they had to get to a German god involved to parody real life European politics, lol.

    • @doctorjae75
      @doctorjae75 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      yep, and being in the medical field, I know Hermes's symbol well...you know the caduceus, the one with 2 snakes symbolizing wealth, commerce, trade...God I should get this tattoo removed!

  • @30catsinacardigan22
    @30catsinacardigan22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Apollo being "burnt" has me in tears

    • @noby_huangkonghsiong
      @noby_huangkonghsiong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Again, that would be Helios, the personification of the sun.

  • @stiaangroenewald1573
    @stiaangroenewald1573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3400

    Hera is NOT Poseidon's daughter, she's his sister.

    • @superpowerpiggy9595
      @superpowerpiggy9595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Well then there’s the question of which is worse

    • @SomeoneFromAnytown
      @SomeoneFromAnytown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Super Power Piggy it doesn’t matter the gods will keep fricking their siblings and family members anyway.

    • @Ad-Astra
      @Ad-Astra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Zeus said it's HIS wife, not Poseidon's, which is true.

    • @stiaangroenewald1573
      @stiaangroenewald1573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Ad-Astra What are you saying?

    • @ElPayasoMalo
      @ElPayasoMalo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Poseidon was saying NEXT time it's going to be non-consensual sex with his daughter.

  • @preston726
    @preston726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    this scene alone just makes dionysus and zues like father like son 5:20

  • @leoiscool3647
    @leoiscool3647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4690

    Lol does anyone realize almost all of these ppl are Zeus' s children or his siblings

  • @JayCap24
    @JayCap24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1611

    Y'all really using valuable energy to correct the historical accuracy of an SNL sketch lmao

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Plus...historical accuracy dealing with gods?

    • @yllejord
      @yllejord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So... they can claim that Greeks, an actual people, are lazy just like that?

    • @godsperfectfailures796
      @godsperfectfailures796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @godsperfectfailures796
      @godsperfectfailures796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kasino80 you just annihilated the bible.

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@godsperfectfailures796 yes, I'm THAT good 😁

  • @dqw4w9wgxcq32
    @dqw4w9wgxcq32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    The "By my own beard is this true?" joke is super underrated.

    • @markherring3513
      @markherring3513 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      why underrated? i am missing something.

    • @dqw4w9wgxcq32
      @dqw4w9wgxcq32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@markherring3513 Because the normal saying is "By the beard of Zeus". But Zeus is saying it. It's not an amazing zinger, but I feel it should get SOME appreciation.

    • @tieflingteeth9033
      @tieflingteeth9033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dqw4w9wgxcq32 so it's similar to the Abrahamic God saying 'oh my me' basically?

    • @susiesuh1418
      @susiesuh1418 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or it’s because Dionysius was considered gay and cross dresser.

  • @aadyakhazanchi21
    @aadyakhazanchi21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    This is more Percy Jackson than the Perry Johansen movies were.

    • @jmann6130
      @jmann6130 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I noticed that to 😝

  • @emmalou6000
    @emmalou6000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1741

    Hades has the same mindset as Thanos

    • @legendaryuchiha3104
      @legendaryuchiha3104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Emma Honey he said everyone tho. You really don’t pay attention don’t you

    • @emmalou6000
      @emmalou6000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Legendary Uchiha ok fine SIMILAR** mindset. Happy?

    • @devizakura
      @devizakura 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lmao I got really confused for a second because the Greek god of death (different from Hades who is just a ruler of the realm of the dead) is named Thanatos and I was like "yeah, I guess...?" 😂😂😂

    • @emmalou6000
      @emmalou6000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Devi Zakura 😂

    • @molliehagins7040
      @molliehagins7040 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emma Honey thanos killed half the people

  • @gilbertrivera1319
    @gilbertrivera1319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4743

    "Ok here's the plan, I turn into a 🐬, hear me out! I have sex with a human woman, hear me out! It's not consensual, hear me out!... She's my daughter" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @pencil9970
      @pencil9970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂

    • @gregorbaby4269
      @gregorbaby4269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      In the end it turns out he had sex with his sister who also happens to be his sister in law 😂

    • @4rs0n1sm
      @4rs0n1sm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Thats zeus & poseidon causing 99% of the shit that happens in greek mythology lmfao

    • @bbgunz1705
      @bbgunz1705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Greek FBI Open Up!!!

    • @grizzlyrider6original70
      @grizzlyrider6original70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lololololo that's hilarious!!!!!

  • @TsarNicholasII5437
    @TsarNicholasII5437 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3345

    Hades is the God of death but he collects two coins from every dead person and can sniff gold and silver from all corners of the earth which makes him the richest of the gods

    • @TsarNicholasII5437
      @TsarNicholasII5437 8 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Fucking anti semitic creep

    • @scarfhead96
      @scarfhead96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LOL this chain tho

    • @deathpyre42
      @deathpyre42 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Also, he was considered the patron of mining and precious metals.

    • @crazydude2361
      @crazydude2361 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Tsar Nicholas Hades is not the god of death Thanatos is.

    • @YourAchillesHeel
      @YourAchillesHeel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      im 17 year old and Hades is the god of underworld, not death. Thanatos is the god of death. Hades oversees and rules the underworld. It doesnt take a huge genius to know the difference.

  • @Pharry_
    @Pharry_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Yea I could send them a message!”
    “…You’re the worst.”
    Love that

    • @mairaalesha7062
      @mairaalesha7062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dude do yk who plays hermes because ive been looking for the actors name for forever but all of the other comments are like from a year ago

    • @gregoryhanscom180
      @gregoryhanscom180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mairaalesha7062 Don't know if you still care after a month, but his name is Paul Brittain.

    • @mairaalesha7062
      @mairaalesha7062 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gregoryhanscom180 THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @misslangleysoryuisiconic
      @misslangleysoryuisiconic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dionysus : Shut up you little b**** !
      That part 😂

  • @yeeskee8928
    @yeeskee8928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Whilst percy Jackson was searching for the Lightning theif, this was the olympians

  • @Riverstyx13
    @Riverstyx13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    Virginity is part of Artemis’ whole thing. It’s not a secret at all

    • @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108
      @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I’m warning you now, delete your comment before you get woooooshed I don’t know how you’ve survived this long

    • @koco23
      @koco23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 lol u ok??

    • @Riverstyx13
      @Riverstyx13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 Why?

    • @bengregori4071
      @bengregori4071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Riverstyx13 She just means thats obviously the joke i think?

    • @markherring3513
      @markherring3513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      was she a virgin in Ready Player One?

  • @joejoseph3078
    @joejoseph3078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    This is still one of my favorite SNL skits in a long time.

    • @Chris_WG
      @Chris_WG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This one is surely fun but my recent one to love a lot is the Ryan Gosling one about the Papyrus font... it's so well done and nuts!

  • @gorillazhead
    @gorillazhead 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    0:46 I love how you can see Charlie Day just sitting there hiding behind everyone.

  • @kieranmahon4382
    @kieranmahon4382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8372

    The sketch writers' knowledge of Greek myth is clearly minimal and yet this is still hilarious.

    • @TheAxmore
      @TheAxmore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      Kieran Mahon I mean.... its not too far off

    • @AnthonyGrantPressRelease
      @AnthonyGrantPressRelease 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      shut up! they know their miths good

    • @echo4428
      @echo4428 6 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      NobodyExpectsIt they would've gotten hades if they did need economic help because he's the god of riches

    • @dyslegein
      @dyslegein 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      G G half the Greek gods are gay, Zeus, has his own personal boy toy

    • @PalKia002
      @PalKia002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      G G too bad you are promoting homophobic propaganda

  • @claydollar2127
    @claydollar2127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I lost it when Andy Samberg showed up

    • @erinsmith7238
      @erinsmith7238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kaylee Dollar Same! I love him in Brooklyn 99

    • @VenTimofey
      @VenTimofey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Here me out! I'm a cop!

    • @abnojayoung5430
      @abnojayoung5430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kaylee Dollar I had no idea it was him until he spoke, I was so shocked!

  • @andrewcarmichael2371
    @andrewcarmichael2371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    Demeter: I am not a virgin
    Zeus: I know, I sleep with our daughter disguised as Hades
    Hades: You did what!?

    • @lamarmcneil5655
      @lamarmcneil5655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lol his daughter/niece.

    • @christopherwallace8000
      @christopherwallace8000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You made that up

    • @lamarmcneil5655
      @lamarmcneil5655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@christopherwallace8000 Lol no that's basically true.

    • @juliaviggiani4651
      @juliaviggiani4651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      History Jones you can’t even spell Persephone but go off I guess

    • @thoughtfulghost
      @thoughtfulghost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@mariastoycheva1583 I think they are referring to the myth of Melinoë where that exactly what goes down

  • @abdullahosmani13
    @abdullahosmani13 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I recognize so many of the SNL cast now from many good tv shows and movies, so glad they kept rising up to their potential

  • @pandasy77___47
    @pandasy77___47 6 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Charlie Day as Dionisus is like the perfect role for the guy, like A+ SNL

  • @infinitetundra
    @infinitetundra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Zues: "Whaddaboutyou Hercules?"
    Heracles: "I lift things up and put them down."

    • @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967
      @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zeus : And how about you Perseus
      Perseus : I can kill a kraken using Medusa's head

    • @gracewilbourn5033
      @gracewilbourn5033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 Hades: and I talk really fast, get crazy angry, and trick Hercules's lil "boo thang" here into doing what ever I want. Then she just hip checks, flips her ponytail, and calls me "Rex". Hold up. I see shoes that don't deserve to be in my presence. What. Are. THOSE?

    • @gracewilbourn5033
      @gracewilbourn5033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Megara: I, shut the here up. II, just because you tell me to do things doesn't mean I'm your maid, you blue flamethrower.
      Hades: SHUT UP, MEG!!!

    • @exumbra1399
      @exumbra1399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in Schwarzenegger voice

    • @Mohammedayman-zc9ez
      @Mohammedayman-zc9ez 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pandora: I have a box filled with evil stuff .

  • @dannychefalo432
    @dannychefalo432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    Zeus: Athena, what about you?
    Athena: I am also war
    Zeus: Wait, hold on, so we have two gods of war?
    Me: Last time I checked there were actually four

    • @kiaracorbo7166
      @kiaracorbo7166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      i heard eris instead of ares and was like weird first choice but okay and then proceeded to spend the following six and a half minutes wondering what the hell had happened to ares like the fool i am

    • @lyft2053
      @lyft2053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Do You Mean Ares, Athena (Greek) Bellona, And Mars? (Roman)

    • @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967
      @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@lyft2053 it's actually four but Ares and Mars are the same deity

    • @spangebred328
      @spangebred328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nicholas Jevon Aphrodite Areia was a war goddess in Sparta

    • @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967
      @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@spangebred328 Athena and Ares : *[blinks in pure confusion]*

  • @stefanie9072
    @stefanie9072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This sketch is SO stacked in cast it’s so beautiful

  • @loveinspired7
    @loveinspired7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1988

    I FELL OUT at the "Yanni" part! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BenjaminWirtz
      @BenjaminWirtz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Don't you mean Laurell?

    • @monarch6662
      @monarch6662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who's Yanni

    • @loveinspired7
      @loveinspired7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      shuri copy If you like classical or contemporary music, he's a BRILLIANT composer! 😁
      Check out his performance, "Live at the Acropolis". It's incredible!

    • @loveinspired7
      @loveinspired7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Patient Grasshopper No sir, he said, "Yanni". It cracked me up! He had Yanni's mannerisms down pat! 😂😂😂
      Who's "Laurell"? Is that another composer?

    • @quinnquinn6620
      @quinnquinn6620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      loveinspired7 it's the hearing test on TH-cam to see if you hear yanni or Laurel

  • @DocESARobsidianbruk
    @DocESARobsidianbruk 11 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Funny thing is that Hermes, the worst, is the god of merchants and trading, basically economy.

  • @Aliejha
    @Aliejha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Hera is mood
    Zeus is that drunk uncle everyone has.

    • @itswherethecomedycomesin8864
      @itswherethecomedycomesin8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wouldn't...wouldn't Dionysus...be the drunk uncle

    • @jmann6130
      @jmann6130 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dionysus is the drunk uncles drunk son 😝

  • @giancarlofabregaromagosa4198
    @giancarlofabregaromagosa4198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Andy did such a good role as poseidon:
    Hear me out,
    Its not consentual,
    hear me out,
    she's my daughter😂

  • @lukesylvester2022
    @lukesylvester2022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    That God of wisdom's plan for war is actually pretty wise.

    • @dogsdreamtoo8427
      @dogsdreamtoo8427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      True. War could make money, but it's high risk of losing a lot too

    • @genem5448
      @genem5448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ​@@dogsdreamtoo8427 This just reminds me of that movie where a tiny country declares war on the USA so that they can lose and the USA will come bail them out of all their problems. (Edit: the punchline is, nobody told the army, and somehow the tiny country wins)

    • @bilpaparigormoetis5020
      @bilpaparigormoetis5020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How

    • @zoepaulastrassfield2664
      @zoepaulastrassfield2664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@genem5448 “The Mouse That Roared”.

    • @genem5448
      @genem5448 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zoepaulastrassfield2664 Thank you friend! That's the one.

  • @rockydee7499
    @rockydee7499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    plot twist:
    zeus turned himself into a goat

    • @盧璘壽로인수
      @盧璘壽로인수 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      not a goat, but a bull (Europa) & swan (Leda) so far, which he complains towards Eros (after giving his consent to marry Psyche)

    • @IlDottore_SecondHarbinger
      @IlDottore_SecondHarbinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I kid you not, he turned himself into a goat, Morty! Funniest shit ever!

    • @ritvikakalavagunta6662
      @ritvikakalavagunta6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@盧璘壽로인수 lol i thought i was the only greek geek

    • @盧璘壽로인수
      @盧璘壽로인수 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ritvikakalavagunta6662 Classical Myth geek since elementary school

  • @jaxd9768
    @jaxd9768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    Ares: I am the Greek God of war, bloodshed, and violence.
    Zeus: Wow. All three!
    Me:😂😂😂😂

  • @Kathy_Morris
    @Kathy_Morris 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Jake playing Posiden is the best thing ever.

  • @sophiaochoa5489
    @sophiaochoa5489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    5:29 when that one student reminds the teacher about the hw

    • @viktorochoa-aragon9830
      @viktorochoa-aragon9830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      5 min before the bell too

    • @seb99342
      @seb99342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody.
      Literally nobody.
      When you spot diamonds in Minecraft: 5:28

  • @louise0630
    @louise0630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    0:23 you can see him hiding behind the chairs 😂

  • @Breidablik06
    @Breidablik06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    2:21 Couldn’t sum up Greek mythology any better, this is exactly how I’d describe it

  • @into_a_fantasy_
    @into_a_fantasy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jason Sudeikis as Zeus was hilarious 🤣

    • @bcthompson6648
      @bcthompson6648 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Tiger Woods comment knocked me out lmao

  • @marvelfangirl3328
    @marvelfangirl3328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    H: "I just had sex with a dolphin."
    P: "Uh..."
    H: "But it was... disappointing."
    P: "Well, the dolphin told me to tell you that the sea was really cold, so..."
    A: "Why am I not surprised?"
    P: "Shut up, Athena."

  • @PanthorPapa84
    @PanthorPapa84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Hera never cheated on her husband she is the goddess of marriage

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr

    • @carlofthekey7288
      @carlofthekey7288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      She didn't have time to cheat since she was too busy ruining the lives of every woman Zeus knocked up and their children.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@carlofthekey7288
      For real though. 😂😂😂

    • @Simone-rp8bh
      @Simone-rp8bh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carlofthekey7288 True lol

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well she kind of semi did by using magic to make herself pregnant

  • @TheBc99
    @TheBc99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2311

    Isn't Hermes the god of commerce and finance?

    • @TheBc99
      @TheBc99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Ecthelion008 Lol, there's more where that came from. I spent way too much time with Greek mythology as a child, reading books about it that were way too dirty and violent and incestuous for my age.

    • @TasosEG
      @TasosEG 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      +Benjamin Rome Clarke Hermes is the personal Mailman of the gods, that's his main speciality at least :P

    • @TheBc99
      @TheBc99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      TasosEG While that's his role in mythology, he was worshiped by the ancient Greeks for a variety of other reasons; as a patron of shepherds, of merchants, of children and even thieves. He also led the souls of the dead into the afterlife. He's not just a mailman. He's one of the religion's chief deities.

    • @IBareBear_
      @IBareBear_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Benjamin Rome Clarke Greeks OBVIOUSLY don't need an economist, but they prefer to get their letters in time. So therefor they gave the economist some manual work. ^_^

    • @Enel97
      @Enel97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Benjamin Rome Clarke well did you expect from those guys to know that? Like the rest of the stuff in the sketch are true(no hard-working even though statistically greece is one of the most ahrd working in europe). it doesnt matter though.its a humor sketch.doesnt need to be totally fact proof. we just watch and laugh.

  • @midddlechildofffff
    @midddlechildofffff ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s Yani for me
    I mean the dude just played the keyboard, while his hair was blowing😂😂
    Very helpful😂😂😂

  • @ryancoker1611
    @ryancoker1611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1761

    Hera never cheated she was the goddess of marriage.

    • @ididntgetthejoke7116
      @ididntgetthejoke7116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Rick Death relax it’s just a skit

    • @NapoleonBonaparte5
      @NapoleonBonaparte5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "She was" are you implying that she existed once upon a time? xd

    • @cosminfeier4684
      @cosminfeier4684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      yea ricky boy, that's where you draw the line...the rest was 100% accurate and realistic

    • @ryancoker1611
      @ryancoker1611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@NapoleonBonaparte5 hell if I know,doubt it but the truth is what people know and what we think we know aren't the same thing. Most people believe what they hear,either from science, or religion but the truth is we just assume their telling us the truth,because we can't prove them wrong.

    • @ryancoker1611
      @ryancoker1611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cosminfeier4684 you got to draw the line somewhere.at least one of them cant be all bad(but in fact she was the worst,)to be honest if your immortal you will probably do some weird shit eventually.

  • @justanotherschmuck4149
    @justanotherschmuck4149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Zeus: how 'bout the Greek god of music Yanni?
    Apollo right there:

  • @sophietrooper3928
    @sophietrooper3928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Jake Peralta going undercover as Poseidon is priceless 😂😂

  • @YanniZiangos
    @YanniZiangos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    As a musician myself, seeing Yanni is always funny to me

  • @bobbyadk
    @bobbyadk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I just love this skit! At 0:23, you can see Dionysus (Charlie Day) hiding behind the rest of em 😂

  • @Nothing2DoWithSean
    @Nothing2DoWithSean 10 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    125 people didn't hear Poseidon out.

  • @nishanthjeyaraj112
    @nishanthjeyaraj112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    That dolphin text on the newspaper though...

  • @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876
    @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is my favorite SNL sketch of all time. Pure gold

    • @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876
      @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know looking back it’s funny that the USA was poking fun at Greece for going bankrupt while we can just print our way out of it.